South Park - Season 18 Edit

A A And that's the point.

A And now you've got terrorist groups like ISIS

A band! Holy shit, Stan!

A beautiful night in Arlington, Texas,

A big congratulations to our fund raising champion.

A black guy walked into the police station.

A Black Swamp mana card.

A customer who was in virtual reality called customer service,

A friendly little race?

A Handicar driver, for Christ's sake.

A Handicar? What's that?

A holiday special. Oh, my God.

A hologram of Elvis Presley,

A little bit at a time.

A little far fetched.

A little surprise for them all

A merger?

A Miss Dotty Applegate.

A neighborhood watch...

A never ending loop based on RPGs.

A new and improved logo.

A once proud nation that finally lost hope

A pay by the hour concept based on Chinese bicycles.

A quick image to trigger the addict's brain.

A ride sharing company out of San Francisco.

A second Elvish Mystic now,

A setup? But by who?

A start up company? A company that does what?

A stupid "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game?

A tactic that some believe is unfair and impersonal.

A thing of the past.

A town in crisis over the matter of privacy.

A truth that wants to be heard.

A way to finally do something good for other people.

A whole summer to ourselves to do what we want.

A'ight. I got to be leaving now, Sharon.

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Mimsy!

Aah! Cartmanbrah!

Aah! Okay, stop! Stop!

Aah! Watch it, guy!

About how Craig's mom flew through the town

About the troubled artist next week.

Absorbing the Geistflame

Actually...

Admit it.

Adults so don't get what's cool anymore.

After an on duty police drone

After claiming severe depression and stating,

After police used excessive force at a peaceful protest,

After selling the Handicar rights to Elon Musk,

Again?

Agh!

Agreed

Ah, go away.

Ah! Aah!

Ah! But you guys can't be here.

Ah! People are shooting at me, bros!

Ah. Okay. I think I'm done, Eric.

Ahhhh!

All around the world, people are saying

All funded by one freemium game.

All I know is I'm transginger,

All I know is,

All I wanted was to play one level of Call of Duty,

All I wanted was to play one level of Call of Duty...

All I wanted was to play...

All my little brother wants to do

All of you with drones, please listen to me.

All push to be first to pick up the passenger.

All right

All right, a hand for Detective Harris.

All right, all right, Butters. Fine!

All right, all right, next caller,

All right, all right. I never played it.

All right, all right. Move aside, everybody.

All right, all right. Shh. Kenny.

All right, all right. We'll do everything we can.

All right, all right. You've seen through the charade again.

All right, bitches and hos,

All right, bros, it looks like we'll have to end it there.

All right, Butters, behind you, you should see the door.

All right, Butters, I'm booting up the core competency now.

All right, Butters, sit down at the computer.

All right, Butters, you should get back

All right, come on!

All right, did I take care of all your customer needs

All right, everyone, thanks for coming.

All right, for this last bit, I'm gonna need a volunteer.

All right, guys, uh, Miley's about to finish up her set,

All right, have I answered all your customer concerns

All right, here it goes.

All right, I really didn't want to have to do this, but...

All right, I think that's all of it!

All right, I'll just leave it here, hon.

All right, I'm going to play a fifth mana card.

All right, it's sure to be a blast.

All right, kids, before we get started,

All right, kids, you know what time of year it is?

All right, let's go to Jamie in Como.

All right, listen up

All right, listen up!

All right, listen very carefully, my friend.

All right, listen, Eric..

All right, look, I I'm not her uncle

All right, McNuggets!

All right, next caller is Eric. Are you there, Eric?

All right, Sharon, get on your computer upstairs.

All right, Sharon.

All right, that was "Get the Party Started,"

All right, that's enough! Look at yourselves!

All right, time for action indeed.

All right, well, just keep working on those donations.

All right, well, we got lots of people calling in.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Let's try and focus.

All right. Come on up here.

All right. Fuck it.

All right. Good night.

All right. I need to tell you something, Wendy.

All right. That does it!

All right. This better be good

All right. We've got power.

All right. Your rooster's up next, boys.

All righty, if you guys keep this up,

All set for bed, honey?

All systems normal!

All the cars must follow the same route.

All the cool kids are using it.

All the family is scattered and the living room's dying.

All the latest innovations we've come up with.

All the little sounds and lights are calculated

All the music you've really been into has been me.

All the pizza we can eat?

All the video gets recorded to that,

All this business you're getting.

All you do is collect and spend Canadough.

All you have to do

All you have to do is get your own wheelchair,

All your subscribers to boycott you!

Allegedly!

Allegedly! Allegedly! That's ignorant!

Allegedly! I'm weary of this conversation.

Allow me to explain the science

Almost done with this level, Butters.

Already? Aw, no!

Amazing, yeah.

An artist is a conversation piece, nothing more.

An ethical, respected, shitty tundra.

And "B," I didn't want to even perform tonight,

And a guy right next to me was eating a sandwich.

And a Handicar comes and picks you up.

And a snake is killing all your sheep,

And a snake is killing your sheep,

And a snake is killing your sheep,

And a warm welcome back to the Cock Magic championships.

And all the hooey free foods that humans enjoy.

And all we keep hearing is, "We're too busy."

And anyone I find involved with this filth is going down!

And as always, stay awesome!

And as always, stay awesome!

And away they go on the way out Wacky Races.

And because he's handicapped,

And blab their opinions about everything

And chemicals get released from your liver in a weird way.

And convince your friend to get to an access point.

And corrupt little girls everywhere

And cue the hashtag. How are we trending?

And cue the hologram!

And Dad trending or trying,

And dealing two damage to the opponent!

And did I accurately and politely respond

And do well with sorcery cards.

And do whatever is necessary to accomplish that.

And Elon Musk's Tesla appears to take the lead.

And even our son is discovering what cock magic has to offer.

And everything turned out to be okay?

And exposing her asshole for everyone to freak out about.

And extracting the most amount of cash from them.

And featuring live commentary the entire show

And for every project funded, we get 5%.

And Gadnuk attacks with Merciful Pretender.

And give any fellow student the right

And give the Washington Redskins 5%

And go back to just being the old me."

And go into the virtual world

And has forgotten he's in virtual reality.

And he deserves to be taken down once in a while, okay?

And he is going to let her drive herself.

And he knows that we put the video

And he plays a Fugitive Wizard!

And he said that for asking him, that I was more grounded.

And he was all like, "Whoa, I'm back!"

And he's in a coma, wearing your headset.

And help Scott Malkinson, but...

And help Terrance and Phillip rebuild Canada.

And here they are,

And here was this insignificant little game blogger from Sweden

And here you got your green mana necromancers...

And holding a candlelight vigil.

And honestly, the best part about it is it's free

And how to protect yourself and your family,

And I am the Amazingly Randi.

And I avoid freemium apps.

And I have to say, I feel so amazing.

And I need to be free to go find it.

And I need you to believe me, even if it seems impossible.

And I said, "Well, technically, I was at school."

And I think that's great.

And I thought a shark was bad.

And I thought you should just like the same stuff I did

And I want charges brought up for sexual harassment.

And I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA.

And I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA.

And I'm gonna give him all the power he needs.

And I'm not taking it any longer!

And I'm talking to you as a computer program.

And I'm... I'm confused.

And if anyone around him

And if I don't get to see her, I'm gonna kill myself!

And if it happens again today, it's going to be the last time.

And if we don't do something now,

And if you don't do something quick,

And if you try to complain, you get called a..

And if you two stop, then we won't have a problem anymore.

And is key ingredient in red meat,

And is now asking to come back.

And it actually isn't even fun anymore

And it can take video the entire time right to your phone.

And it has created a customer feedback loop, okay?

And it is even more senseless and vile than many remember.

And it looks like we're in the producer's office

And it needs to be stopped.

And it won't happen again.

And it would mean a lot to us if you could try and make it.

And it's all gonna be fine.

And it's all just a lot of harmless fun.

And it's competitive.

And it's instantly recognizable.

And it's lame how?

And it's like... it's like a yeti.

And it's me and Ike's bonding time.

And it's most likely going to be Butters.

And it's so amazing and incredibly fun.

And it's spreading faster than anyone realizes

And it's up to the professionals

And it's worth a lot to us

And joining me in the studio now are four local boys

And just blow the thing up, you know?

And just see how they react.

And just tweet what we saw,

And kind of Zen it out.

And leave the rest to me.

And led all the drones away.

And left their leader to be massacred by Cowboys

And legendary creature cards?

And live tweeting and it's ignorant.

And look at that chick from "Hunger Games" ' butt hole.

And look at this... the Lyft car is

And Lorde doesn't sound so great in person?

And McNuggets plays a Plains land card.

And McNuggets summons Dawntreader Elk.

And Michael Jackson's hologram as Peter Pan.

And most kids are actually smart enough

And nearly all behavioral problems.

And no bouncing a racquetball, either!

And no one yet has heard from Dick Dastardly or Muttley.

And nobody knows the difference.

And now chickens are stealing his thunder.

And now give it up for the girl from New Zealand...

And now have access to all the shit they want

And now he casts Geistflame, dealing one damage to McNuggets!

And now he's moving up to the real hard core shit.

And now here comes the Zipcar,

And now I'm grounded in real life.

And now Nabisco and Dolly Madison present

And now our company is thrilled to show you

And now Stan is so consumed by the shit you've been pushing

And now the president and CEO of Tesla Motorcars, Elon Musk.

And now there are kids at school making music videos

And now there is no one to block Pearl Lake Ancient!

And now you want to lecture Kenny about spying?!

And now, for your half time entertainment,

And now, live via hologram, it's Kurt Cobain.

And now, together at last,

And on behalf of the company,

And probably most exciting of all,

And ran away laughing and flipping everyone off.

And said, "No more!"

And scramble my brains... I forgot!

And see just how much our company made

And seems to be fighting the Canadian devil.

And she's being forced to watch Jimmy Fallon.

And she's not comfortable...

And show everyone a good time.

And sneak in and somehow borrow their TV signal.

And so I call upon the help of all owners...

And so I'm alone?

And so it is with great pride that I can announce

And so we thought if we have to change our logo,

And so, in conclusion,

And some people think there's no room for wonder anymore.

And someday our children's children

And something clicked and now you're diabetic forever, right?

And start rubbing your clit?

And start spending more money than they can afford.

And started trending more than ever.

And still there's no sign of the pop singer Lorde.

And substituting for him is 9 year old Kenny McCormick.

And take our focus away from the investigation?

And talk about it?

And tell Craig's mom we're sorry and that we'll..

And tell her to shut down this illegitimate business.

And tell people what is and isn't safe to eat.

And that leaves this open

And that means our fund raising

And that school was for douche bags.

And that we refuse to bail on.

And that's just nature, right?

And that's why I'm here.

And that's why you need to kind of watch out

And the "Rockefeller Tree Lighting Ceremony,"

And the air conditioning up, please?

And the battery was fully charged.

And the Cowboys are still set to kick off,

And the girls out there need you.

And the Hummer salesman is taking the passenger to the car,

And the idea is simple.

And the most unbelievable part...

And the next thing you know, your clergymen are

And the next time you want to shove me,

And the rest of us could go fuck ourselves.

And the rest would figure itself out.

And the Triscuits too, Randy!

And the whole thing is pretty damn hairy.

And then eventually you've got a chemical imbalance

And then everyone thinks you're cool.

And then finally I use the auto tune.

And then finally you, Lorde.

And then he, uh, took his penis from behind our daughter's ear

And then hit 'em over the head with the best party ever.

And then I started writing things down.

And then I'm going to attack with my Elder Beast.

And then I'm gonna roll to kill this zombie.

And then it had another trail of hair down from her belly button.

And then pulling up in third is Handicar.

And then some people can't stop themselves.

And then Stan's dad shot his dick off.

And then the tattooed black guy says to him,

And then we will just be fucking ourselves!

And then you rip it away!

And then... And then he... he took of the shop goggles,

And there we go, we're all better,

And there's a snake taking away your sheep,

And there's an instant attack from Scrambles!

And there's Handicar to pick Mrs. Applegate up!

And there's ingenious inventor Elon Musk in his new Tesla D.

And there's no laws

And there's the completely automated self driving car

And there's the finish.

And these assholes won't even remember us being dicks to them.

And they burned the building to the ground!

And they don't want me around anymore.

And they got pictures of her bush,

And they need famous artists to be controlled for it.

And they said I'm the one who's wearing a headset

And they smell like soap.

And they wanted to promote it.

And they're called the Washington Redskins.

And they're just sitting around on their own computers,

And thinks what they're doing is okay.

And this happens to be the minister of mobile gaming.

And this kid is watching Cartman

And this live coverage of the event

And those are my Christmas lights!

And thought we should get your hashtag on board with ours.

And Timmy has raised $2,063!

And transportation alternatives fight for dominance,

And try to be better to your customers

And use their bathroom?

And want to try and follow their business model.

And we always said that all we needed was a sweet name

And we are a football team.

And we are... It looks like we are at the bus stop now.

And we broke his legs.

And we can't just change the name of our company

And we can't let him down.

And we have no idea how to tell people

And we have to save our living rooms.

And we just make money.

And we really aren't comfortable with this freemium thing.

And we start a campaign to teach everyone

And we still have 14 days to go!

And we still have no idea where the damn hologram is?

And we think a big holiday special

And we think the world of you for staying and working here

And we weren't gonna let anything stop us

And we will no longer make improvements to our country

And we're gonna set the record straight, okay?

And we're just asking for people to come cheer us on.

And we're not gonna have a party!

And what about the Cock Magic? Where was that?

And what if you go

And what we're left with is pure gluten.

And what's great is that these people are inventing themselves

And when you add a liquid to flour, you get dough...

And why did the guys send you, Kyle?

And why do you know that, Kyle?

And why do you think young people...

And will be releasing a tell all article

And with the Redskins you can now go fund yourself.

And worst of all, yes, the civilian drone was black.

And would like to say a few words.

And yes, that is Crippling Blight!

And yet... and yet he is grounded.

And you are not allowed to use the phone or computer!

And you better do something about it!

And you can earn a Handicap.

And you can't make me go to the bathroom

And you know nothing about it because you're white.

And you know what Ike told me?

And you know why? Commentary.

And you might want to pack a barf bag.

And you think he's somehow trapped in virtual reality?

And you, I'm afraid, are just in the way.

And you... You say it's theoretically possible?

And you're kind of screwed up for life.

And you're telling me you don't have

And you're the only person I know with a drone.

And you're trending on Cartmanbrah.

And you've got to ask that higher power for help.

And you've got to say, "I have a problem."

And you've taken it to a whole new level.

And your brother. And your Grampa.

And your players get caught molesting little boys!

And your sunroof is operated right here.

And, uh, walkway of all the virtual snow.

And, uh, we, uh... that's when we saw him

Angry clit spasm.

Another drone hobby enthusiast

Another morning waiting for the run down school bus

Another new start up company

Another serve.

Any kind of containment on this thing?

Any questions?

Anybody?

Anyone can have a Handicap now.

Anyone seen my hat?

Anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom

Anything involving meat and dairy is our problem too.

Anything to keep you away from cock magic.

Anyway, be sure to check it out, kid

Are cisgingers who are intolerant.

Are entertainment producers?

Are having gender identity issues,

Are intertwined.

Are just computer programs, my friend

Are now ordering a mandatory reverse curfew.

Are only getting more popular.

Are the best for white mana.

Are those double dealing do badders,

Are we driving cars, or are cars driving us?

Are weeding out the useless ones.

Are you absolutely sure you want to do this, Butters?

Are you crazy? This is my dad's drone.

Are you fucking with me?

Are you going to eat those pancakes?

Are you guys making this up?

Are you happy now?

Are you heading back, Butters?

Are you looking for a New Hampshire

Are you okay, Cartman?

Are you out of your mind?!

Are you sure it's gluten

Are you sure that hologram is black?

Are you sure?

Are YouTube commentators...

As a company we want to be firm, but we also want to be flexible,

As both roosters play sorcery spells!

As electronic cars challenge the oil industry

As families grow further and further apart...

As long as Adams only choked the black half,

As the actual devil has now appeared

As the Dallas Cowboys get set to take on the Washington Redskins.

As the people of South Park continue to protest,

As the Wacky Racers roll down the roadway,

As we try to figure out who to root for.

As you know, our goal at Washington Redskins

As you know, the Redskins have been

As you know, we urgently need to discuss

Ass. Drink. Ass.

At first, it was wonderful.

At her daughter's house in Morrison.

At one point, Kenny actually polymorphed the dude

At the Pepsi Center!

At this point,

At this school, it doesn't matter

Aunt Jemima said USDA has to look to the pyramids!

Aunt Jemima.

Auto tune. You want to see how I do it?

Aw, do we need Mackey here?

Aw, I feel bad for the little guy.

Aw, nuts!

Aw.

Back in the living room.

Bagels? Gravy?

Barely able to turn around, and then finally let out,

Barely talking to each other.

Barking vaginal belch

Be careful of the power lines!

Be sure to comment on that. #Kyle'sgettingfrustrated.

Be sure to subscribe to my channel if you haven't already.

Be sure to subscribe to my channel, brahs.

Because a new company direction also means, of course,

Because he was the big Magic champion

Because he's popular with the younger kids,

Because his eyes are too far apart?

Because I don't want a chick watching me go poo!

Because I don't want to,

Because I figured y'all would be having doughnuts,

Because I saw you, okay, in your room,

Because I'm a computer program.

Because I'm grounded. That means no visitors.

Because I'm transginger. I looked it up.

Because if you are, it's not cool.

Because it was free

Because it wasn't the outdoors or church

Because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes.

Because just as Handicar's taken away jobs

Because Lorde is my dad, all right?!

Because of him, I can't get Ike to come out of his room!

Because of me?

Because people didn't understand.

Because people find it more convenient!

Because society sees me as a boy but I'm really a girl.

Because Stan saw the video on my phone, all right?

Because that sounds like we don't have anything.

Because we are the Washington Redskins

Because we don't know how much time we have.

Because what matters most isn't what's good...

Because when Kyle says he heard us say we made the video,

Because when someone's not allowed to express

Because you don't have a nice body!

Because you just said "here in my room."

Because you know how I said if you die in virtual reality,

Because you're about to be "dripping in bitches"?

Because you're jealous of this booty?!

Because, Butters, Kyle was spying on us, okay?

Because, Butters...

Because... Because that's not even entertainment.

Beelzaboot!

Beelzaboot!

Beer is all wheat, Dad!

Beer. I didn't know it had gluten

Before I knew it, I had spent my allowance,

Before they get rid of us.

Before we get started, Kyle has asked to say a few words.

Begin mass behind the scenes,

Behind micro pay freemium gaming.

Being able to use that bathroom is critical to my identity,

Being made to play Magic: The Gathering?

Believe it or not, I was into cock magic back in college.

Believe it, dude

Best Buy customer service. This is Steve.

Between the four of us, we can throw the sweetest party ever,

Big whoop.

Bill Cosby and Taylor Swift,

Bill Cosby?

Board games go good with a glass of wine.

Boner balls.

Boner balls. Boner... Boner forest.

Boom! Head shot. Boom! Head shot.

Boy, this is the life, huh, guys?

Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine.

Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine.

Bring it up!

Bring up Project Alpha.

Bring up the pyramid!

Bringing taxi service to any part of the world,

Burnt sienna.

But #ihatecartmanbrah is trending off the charts.

But a good company should never have seven words in its title.

But after today I think you'll agree

But all the good, attention getting

But almost overnight it has become

But be something else

But because humans have progressed

But because you bought two business class tickets,

But can't the game hidden inside the charade

But check it out. I unlocked a stadium in Toronto.

But gluten can attack anyone.

But he goes and does this crap again.

But he would die for me.

But he's a bigger celebrity to kids than anyone.

But he's getting itchy feet.

But here at Washington Redskins we saw opportunity.

But I don't know if my future is with this company either.

But I guess I have something inside me that I can't control,

But I still like commenting face to face with folks.

But I swear it's the last time, okay?!

But I think it might be all of them.

But I thought we wanted Handicar to lose the race!

But I was the one sent by customer service

But I will not have them invading my living room.

But I'll be damned if he's gonna ruin our Italy trip.

But I'm actually gluten free, so I can't have doughnuts, m'kay.

But I'm actually the one trapped in virtual reality.

But I'm right with you.

But I'm starting to feel pretty unenthused about this hobby.

But I'm sure they will soon.

But if we did, we could handle it.

But if you believe in magic..

But if you pay for incentives, you're rewarded.

But isn't that the problem?

But it appears that the Michael Jackson hologram

But it gets even better when I add the drum loops.

But it mostly affects Scott Malkinson.

But it seems impossible to contain.

But it's like he doesn't care.

But it's not free.

But just look at all the things we're getting to build.

But let the player pay not to wait.

But let's set the record straight.

But Michael Jackson's hologram is here,

But Mommy thought maybe you needed to eat.

But none of what you are seeing is real.

But now culture has caught up,

But now he's trying to tell us what the show should be called.

But now I'm branching out into talking about people

But now let me tweet this for you all to comment upon.

But now, because I choose not to let society

But of course that's a bunch of hooey.

But on the page, it has over 300 million views.

But people all over town are talking about it again.

But perhaps the best thing to stop a hologram...

But she lives a double life.

But she still shows up, usually right after lunch.

But so far no answers.

But somewhere between starting up and selling out,

But Stanley gave all our money to Canada

But still define us as the leading Kickstarter company.

But still have it be nothing about sex?

But that shit made regular Magic: The Gathering

But that's all that matters now...

But that's just poppycock.

But the customer service... Was that reliable,

But the fact is that these drones

But the good times are ending,

But the holiday special is beginning soon.

But the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.

But the women here aren't comfortable

But then again, he is the one

But then all our profits come from people with problems.

But then cisgender is just normal.

But then I saw you on the news.

But then she just fades away.

But there doesn't seem anyone to kick off to.

But there's been a malfunction

But there's hard core dude shit to watch.

But there's just one thing I got to do real quick

But there's something very wrong

But these people have something much darker planned

But they ain't worth much.

But they aren't illegal, Mr. Tucker.

But they do things without us knowing.

But they just do what they want with my songs.

But they're problematic because they don't relate

But this is a lot like his Grampa.

But this is all actually real.

But this is just blatant Skinner box manipulation.

But this isn't a hurt and confused child

But this isn't even a fight. This is just a slaughter

But to enter their completely self driven prototype Lexus

But today is the day I finally have the guts

But totally different on the inside?

But we actually are busy. Tonight's the big fight.

But we broke his legs. Both of them!

But we didn't stop there,

But we didn't stop there.

But we don't have a lot of time.

But we're not gonna miss the fight for girls' volleyball.

But we've got our eyes on every addict's screen.

But what you boys are getting involved in is dangerous.

But when they start absorbing the taxi markets,

But whereas those just use the concept of XP,

But who cares? It's free!

But why do companies have to put

But with a newly summoned Spark Ghast who has trample.

But with Stan, I think there's some darkness inside him

But you accepted money from the Canadian government

But you all thought our name was sweet.

But you are the one that's been in a coma

But you can't leave us hanging

But you didn't answer any of my questions!

But you didn't say anything? That's fucking spying, Kyle!

But you have simply been in the virtual world so long,

But you have to give me time.

But you said you knew a guy at work

But you seem kind of transparent.

But you told us all to go fuck ourselves.

But you're in a comalike trance, my friend.

But you're okay.

But you've become trapped in the simulation.

But you've become trapped in the simulation.

But, hey, from one Redskin to another, go fuck yourself.

But, Ike, we can go play the game downstairs.

But, Mom, Lorde is playing!

But, uh, I'm just saying

But, um...

But, you know, everyone has their justification

But..

Butters called customer service first?

Butters can't use the drone without my supervision.

Butters is completely traumatized.

Butters is such a butthole. Oh, my God. Cartmanbrah!

Butters was the only other person who had access to it.

Butters will back me up on anything. He's such a bitch.

Butters, are you home?

Butters, Butters, I'm... I'm kind of super busy right now.

Butters, Butters, where are you now?

Butters, Butters...

Butters, did you hear the drone

Butters, don't start playing the blame game here, okay?

Butters, get back to my room.

Butters, I had to, okay?

Butters, I talked to Oculus customer service,

Butters, I'm seriously. Are you fucking with me?

Butters, it's, uh, time to stop. Get back to my place.

Butters, that's all drones are for.

Butters, we live in a world where privacy is gone, okay?

Butters, what the hell are you doing?

Butters, when did you call Oculus Rift customer service?

Butters, why?! Oh, my God!

Butters!

Butters! Who is that?!

Butters?

Butters?

Butters? Butters?

Butters.

Butters...

By Cartmanbrah.

By pledging just $1 or $2, you are helping us

By talking about people talking about video games,

By the pissed off Russian in his taxi.

Call customer service.

Call me a grandpa,

Caller, what's your question?

Can I get you in a 2014 Hummer?

Can I go with them?

Can I help you?

Can Kenny block his Elder Beast?

Can somebody... You! Little girl!

Can we come in, please?

Can we discuss the gymnasium and get out of here, please?

Can we please stop talking? Please?

Can we talk?

Can you believe him?

Can you believe that rooster

Can you collect all the Canadian coins?

Can you explain to us how you managed to spend $489

Can you help me stop them?

Can you imagine being kept in a small cage,

Can you please just... just check behind your ear?

Can you see yourself in one of these puppies?

Can you stack his deck with more mana?

Can you stack McNuggets' deck with more mana?!

Can you tell me if I purchased an Oculus Rift headset there?

Can't help feeling like we're losing something.

Can't help it, Nick.

Canada is back to being

Candles on top of drones are a fire hazard.

Care to tell us where the Cock Magic fights are being held?

Careful, grandpa. You might crap your Depends.

Cars are approaching the starting line.

Cartman is using our bathroom.

Cartman, come on, dude. You have to get up.

Cartman, I'm going to tell you something,

Cartman, open this door right now!

Cartman, please. We have to stop this show.

Cartman, we can't do this alone.

Cartman, you aren't really here.

Cartman's a girl now?

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Cartmanbrah!

Caw caw. Caw caw

Certainly a shocking turn of events here

Certainly an electric atmosphere

Change our name?

Change your name!

Charade up!

Chased and shot down an unarmed civilian drone.

Check it out, you guys. She's taking off...

Check out Wendy. She's flat as a pancake.

Check the state bylaws.

Chicken nuggets... breaded! Frozen burritos... flour!

Cisgender.

Claim to be about high morality, somebody is eventually

Click to build a hospital here.

Climb on in

Cock magic is making a comeback.

Cock Magic isn't an Asian thing or a Mexican thing.

Come back, friend. You've got new buddies, guy.

Come on in the back. Don't mind the smell.

Come on over here, sugar

Come on, Butters. All right. Come on, guys.

Come on, Dad. We're going home.

Come on, guys.

Come on, honey

Come on, I want to know how much our company is worth!

Come on, Kenny.

Come on, McNuggets! Fight!

Come on, Mimsy.

Come on!

Come on! Five darra!

Come on! You've been in there for 20 minutes.

Come on. Get back to work and see.

Come on. This is a great lineup.

Come on. This way, Stan

Come on. We're going to Butters' house.

Come on. Where's that smile?

Come out here and talk to me face to face.

Come over after dark. And don't tell anyone.

Coming, Dad!

Commenting on people commenting on Dragon Age!

Commenting on whatever was on TV.

Comments on commentators, it's all changing so fast.

Competing for the title of the future of transportation.

Completely shaving bald down there

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Contrary to the proper code of conduct

Controlled by drones, she did something miraculous.

Cool

Cool!

Cool. Thanks, Jimmy. Well, I'll check it out.

Could happen to any of us.

Could he have somehow passed those demons down to Stan?

Could you try that, my friend?

Could you turn the radio down

Could you, um, pass the potatoes, Stan?

Craig's mom doesn't seem very happy.

Craig's mom is taking off her clothes.

Creature now has minus one to strength and defense!

Crippling Blight to the Fugitive Wizard!

Customer service said that one of us

Dad, I'm not addicted. I can stop.

Dad, is it possible

Dad, it's not that big a deal

Dad, Lorde's music is actually really good.

Dad, that's not... that's not Cock Magic.

Dad, who's the guy at work that knows Lorde?

Dad? Dad!

Dad's always had a gambling problem.

Daddy's gonna be all right, okay?

Damn it if it's not the awesomest thing ever!

Damn it, you're ruining the show.

Dan, you don't want to be dealing with this stuff,

Dang it. I wish I knew people.

Delivering both people and things?

Dense boner forest

Derr, "I drove a Lincoln

Derr, gee, your idea to have Handicar expand

Derr, I don't get it, boss. I thought you hated Handicar.

Derr, I don't know, boss.

Derr, it's an analogy!

Derr, oh, boy!

Derr, we don't like camp, boss?

Derr, we're gonna get Timmy killed in the race, huh, boss?

Derr, you told me to put the explosives

Derr!

Derr!

Designed to keep them away

Detective Harris! Sir! We've got a problem.

Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley.

Dictate how hairy my vagina should be...

Did we pick the right rooster or what?

Did you also forget that if you die in virtual reality,

Did you hear that? He's shuffling the deck already.

Did you know that? I don't think you knew that

Did you not know or did you just not care?!

Did you notice the bow?

Did you play the "Terrance & Phillip" freemium game all day?

Did you tell them we're about honor and integrity?

Didn't you say your dad knows somebody who knows Lorde?

Digging in our heels and pissing on public opinion

Digital malcontent now at parameter Alpha.

Do any of you even know what that means?

Do I think they're happy?

Do more... do more...

Do you guys remember when we first decided

Do you have any idea how much fun

Do you have sympathy at all for the animals, Mr. McCormick?

Do you kids like magic?

Do you know how many songs I have to write

Do you know what an artist is now, Lorde?

Do you know what the penalty is

Do you know what you've done to your grandson?

Do you know why young people like Lorde so much?

Do you know your girlfriend's going around

Do you mind?

Do you mind?! This is occupied!

Do you really think that would help?

Do you remember when I showed you the video

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Do you understand? It is a total recall.

Does an Overseer have trample?

Does an Overseer have trample?!

Doesn't anyone have anything to talk about?

Doesn't anyone understand the significance

Doesn't mean you can go blow it all on Canadough.

Don't do that.

Don't do the race.

Don't give me more issues than I already have, Wendy.

Don't know what's wrong.

Don't let anyone mess with your head,

Don't let them break you! Don't let them win!

Don't limit me! You don't even understand me!

Don't think aboot that. Think about all the money

Don't touch the propellers.

Don't worry, Elon.

Don't you guys remember?

Don't you see what they're doing?

Dough that makes bread, doughnuts, pasta,

Dough that makes bread, doughnuts, pasta,

Download the app! It works great!

Drink it all, you fucking pussy!

Drink more. Expensive cars.

Drink, drink, drink!

Driven by Matthew McConaughey.

Driving your kids to and from school,

Drones are spooky?

Dude, Butters is an asshole,

Dude, check out Lady Gaga singing Christmas songs.

Dude, girls should totally be allowed to play sports

Dude, girls' volleyball isn't a joke.

Dude, he just cast Psychogenic Probe.

Dude, he's, like, a beast.

Dude, I bought like $10 worth of Canadough.

Dude, I don't think people are appreciating this.

Dude, I'm telling you, it's crazy.

Dude, it was complete brutality.

Dude, it was so badass.

Dude, Kenny is fighting Slaughterhouse tonight.

Dude, look! There's everyone's backyards!

Dude, neighborhood watch! I'm neighborhood watch!

Dude, no way! This thing is so epic.

Dude, now this is getting weird.

Dude, people are pissed off at us.

Dude, that is Craig's mom's bush right there.

Dude, that would have to be, like, the best party ever.

Dude, there's already brand name awareness,

Dude, there's Craig's house.

Dude, this is awesome.

Dude, this is so cool!

Dude, totally.

Dude, video games are meant to be played in a living room,

Dude, we forfeit! We forfeit!

Dude, we're not gonna get any attention with that name.

Dude, Wendy plays volleyball

Dude, what are you doing?

Dude, what are you doing?

Dude, what's the matter?

Dude, you know what we should do?

Dude, you're such a grandpa.

Dude! Nobody wants to hear you commenting on things.

Dude! This is my fucking bathroom!

Dude! You need to put a tighter leash on your dog!

Dude. What?

Each time you go into the virtual world,

Earthy, bold, hint of cherry after tones

Edifice framework is online. Vital signs appear to be normal.

Ehh...

Ehhhh...

El Pollo Loco customer service. This is Steve.

Elon Musk is using one of his kooky inventions

Enjoy the rest of your lives with Cartmanbrah.

Enjoy your Canadough.

Enough, Beelzaboot.

Entice the player with a simple game loop,

Eric Cartman's commenter window

Eric Cartman's commenter window to the principal's office.

Eric, I am talking to you.

Eric, I've had a lot of complaints

Eric, there are people actually struggling

Eric, you said you were gonna

Eric! What are you doing here?

Eric?

Eric? Poopsiekins?

Erica, I believe we have a solution

Especially you, scumbag!

Even 10% is good enough. Here you go

Even after your music career took off.

Eventually there's, um, a dopamine fuck up, right,

Every button they click,

Every day, they pushed me and pushed me,

Every time.

Every time.

Everyone hates us at school and our party's gonna suck.

Everyone is doing it!

Everyone is using Kickstarter for everything!

Everyone is watching everything.

Everyone loves you, but we thought it would be great

Everyone we know says they heard about it from you.

Everyone will participate in education sessions

Everyone, get a new trend going, fast!

Everyone, let's be quiet now. Come on.

Everything everybody says?

Everything looks good, Butters. You're doing great.

Everything okay in here?

Everything worked out.

Ew!

Ew.

Excellent.

Except... Except for the thing

Excuse me

Excuse me, are you talking about

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Out of my way, please

Explore, collect, spend, improve.

Face it. We're already dead to them.

Fantastic girls' volleyball joke, Stan.

Fellas, could I have a minute with Stan, please?

First Lady Michelle Obama,

First off is the Lyft car,

First they'll leave the town of South Park,

Five basic food groups, not four

Five darra?!

Five darra. Five darra each!

Flash tits and crotch in their face,

Flip the damn food pyramid!

Flour is, of course, just wheat,

Fluffy counters with a mana card of his own.

Fly back to the house, stupid!

Fmph?

For 10 million American dollars, each.

For a commercial they're about to air

For a game that's not even worth 40 cents.

For a holiday special?

For a long time we ignored it,

For about a day now,

For addictive stuff.

For calling in a false Cock Magic report?

For doing absolutely nothing.

For drone flying enthusiasts?

For everyone else to stop.

For its fund raising.

For just commenting on things.

For me, it was the soy sauce.

For missing first period?

For next year's summer camp is in full gear

For not using the boys' bathroom?

For people at this party?

For people who aren't transgender

For privacy and drone issues.

For some nice big piece of art on this wall.

For someone that we love who needs us

For someone to be one way on the outside

For that, let's ask the minister of sport in Edmonton.

For the next round,

For the past eight years,

For the past three years...

For the sudden exit

For their senseless brutality.

For their stupid start up projects,

For those of you I don't know as well,

For years, the concept behind gaming was simple...

For your fake currency...

For your fund raising and for ours.

Four damage to your Planeswalker.

Francis has raised $29.32.

Free range chickens are primarily control deck players

Free?

Freemiums games are able to make millions

Freeze!

Frenzied Goblin has been sent to the graveyard,

From getting to the bro down.

From honest, hardworking cab drivers,

From Japan.

From the battleground!

From the captain of the girls' volleyball team.

From the left side of the office to the right side.

From the normal people who don't care.

From the producers of "Women of Rock Live"

From what I understand, she's the niece

From whoever's controlling it.

From your liver

Fu u ck you.

Fu u ck you.

Fu u ck you.

Fuck no.

Fuck you if you're in on this.

Fuck you up there. Fuck you.

Fuck you what?

Fuck you, everyone!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, hypocrite dick spy.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck, I want pancakes.

Fuck!

Fugitive Wizard is literally torn apart

Fun. Drink.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, Inc.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table.

Gadnuk doesn't know what hit him!

Gadnuk tries to block with Living Totem, but...

Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds,

Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds, plays a creature card.

Game, set, and match, McNuggets!

Gee, thanks.

Geez!

Gerald's watching "Housewives of Atlanta."

Get all the NFL owners on Skype!

Get back to sleep, pal. Love you

Get it up on your phone, Butters.

Get me out of this virtual world.

Get off your high fucking horse.

Get on in.

Get out of here, PewDiePie. This is my holiday special!

Get out of here!

Get sued for sexual misconduct.

Get the president on the phone.

Get with the times.

Getting caught beating up their wives in an elevator.

Girls' volleyball?

Give it time. It'll grow on you.

Give me just a sec

Glad you feel that way.

Gluten can make your dick fly off...

Gluten causes sluggishness, irritability,

Gluten should be avoided,

Gluten? Oh, not here

Go ahead and ask customer service.

Go ahead, Kyle.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go away, prease!

Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special."

Go here.

Go o od morning, guys!

Go through it and head outside.

Go, Redskins!

Go, Redskins!

Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

God damn it, Cartman.

God damn it, get out of here.

God damn it, who the hell do you think you are?!

God damn it! Get the hell out of here!

God fucking damn it!

God help them all.

God, somebody help me out!

God, these guys are so annoying, aren't they?

God, you guys don't understand anything!

Goddamn it! Now I can't even see!

Godspeed, Tupac.

Going now!

Going to get ****d or beaten in an elevator,

Gonna do some skiing?

Good day to you.

Good for you, ISIS!

Good for you, ISIS!

Good for you.

Good luck with your company, dude.

Good night, you son of a bitch.

Goodbye.

Got someone like Lorde to play.

Got what?

Grandpa!

Great job to all of you.

Great songwriter. Humble.

Great, great! Great, great, great!

Great! I'll go right now and tell them you're on board.

Great. Thanks.

Grow up, Wendy.

Guys, guys. We have total respect for you.

Guys, I think maybe Kenny's a little hurt

Guys, tell him you're not computer programs.

Guys, we need to talk to you.

H How about we say he's mixed race?

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Look at Kyle, brahs. He's all pissed off.

Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!

Ha! You sound like that Matthew McConaughey guy.

Ha.

Had to come and break it up.

Handicar is in the lead,

Handicar is just a small company.

Handicar.

Hang on a sec.

Hang on. Is this the company where I don't ****d?

Happy holidays, everyone.

Hard workers like yourselves lose their jobs, that's all.

Has been me living out some kind of virtual reality fantasy?

Has been scratched,

Has now caught the attention of the terrorist group ISIS.

Have a great show, ladies!

Have been pressuring me to,

Have fun driving home. I'll be relaxing on my iPad.

Have I answered all your questions

Have I answered all your questions in a timely manner?

Have you answered all my questions?

Have you checked out the Internet lately?

Have you ever been in a woman's bathroom, Stan?

Have you ever seen pictures of naked women before 2005?

Have you heard of my friend, Elon Musk, from Tesla?

Have you seen what they're doing?!

Having a big party in your honor, Scott

Having fun at her expense.

He apparently made a deal with the Canadian devil

He appears to be just a hologram, sir.

He can use special access points and parking spaces.

He can't just lose the race.

He did that over there.

He didn't stand a chance.

He does it all with computers and processors.

He doesn't care! I can continue!

He doesn't have a choice.

He doesn't look any different to me.

He found out everything.

He gives us too much homework anyways. I...

He got discovered on the Internet.

He has people that are depending on him

He has to do it. Don't you see?

He has to get sued and lose the whole business.

He is something that you'll never understand.

He just agrees with Kyle no matter what.

He just agrees with Kyle no matter what.

He just had to shuffle it

He knew he'd get in trouble, but it didn't matter.

He knew how much he was spending.

He loses two health

He makes good stuff. Stuff that sells.

He plays video games and makes millions of dollars,

He said the living room is for old people.

He said, "PewDiePie!"

He says they're doing a total recall.

He sits at that slot machine and mindlessly drains money away

He was pulling it through them somehow.

He would just say, "Meh

He would use the bathroom

He writes the songs, sends us the demos.

He'll always come and help.

He's been in there for an hour!

He's cisginger!

He's desperate now. Not too much he can...

He's gluten free now and he feels so fucking amazing.

He's got his finger on the pulse of young America.

He's got more legendary creature cards than I've ever seen

He's got total addiction tendencies.

He's here to kill us! Run!

He's just stacked his Shapeshifter

He's like 40, but he's got a Justin Bieber haircut.

He's like the PewDiePie of music.

He's lying.

He's never lost a fight.

He's not a Native American, damn it.

He's not a woman. He's not a man.

He's not allowed to fly it without my supervision.

He's not even in union.

He's right.

He's right. We should do a merger.

He's so cis, he wears a jockstrap to bed at night!

He's so fucking stupid.

He's such a douche bag!

He's supposed to take me to the board game store.

He's taking all our business

He's this guy from Sweden

He's trending more than we ever thought possible.

He's upstairs playing with all his friends.

Heavy cream, sugar, chocolate syrup...

Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!

Hell yeah!

Hell, he's never even lost one health.

Hello, Dad! It's me... Butters!

Hello, Eric.

Hello, Eric.

Hello, everyone, My name is John Garner

Hello, ma'am. Handicar at your service.

Hello, Mr. McCormick. Surprised to see us?

Hello! This is Steve with customer service.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? My friend?

Hello? We're looking to buy a rooster

Hello. Can I help you?

Hello. Customer service. This is Steve.

Help us with the drones spying on us!

Help? How can you help?

Her uncle worked with you?

Her vagina is everywhere. Poor Craig.

Here come Stan and Kyle.

Here he is via hologram and shit...

Here in India, we call it a customer feedback vindaloop.

Here in the basement of Panda Express.

Here is a fact...

Here we go.

Here, have a bump of coke.

Here, look.

Hey, boss, it seems like every time you come up with a plan,

Hey, boys. Are you excited for camp next year?

Hey, brahs, what's going on?

Hey, buddy, where'd you go? Don't you want more Canadough?

Hey, buddy! Come on, guy!

Hey, Cartman.

Hey, Cartman. Heard you're transgender.

Hey, Cartman. I need to talk to you.

Hey, Craig.

Hey, Dad, I need to talk you about this party we're having.

Hey, douche bag. Are you doing anything cool?

Hey, dudes, what's up?

Hey, Eric! What did you say to the principal

Hey, Eric.

Hey, Eric. I'm not suspended no more.

Hey, everyone! You need to see this!

Hey, everything okay, Stan?

Hey, guy! I'm the Canadian devil!

Hey, guys

Hey, guys, did you get one of these?

Hey, guys, thanks.

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey. How's it going, brahs?

Hey, how about this little guy?

Hey, how would you like to have

Hey, how's it going, brahs? This is Cartmanbrah!

Hey, I got an idea!

Hey, Ike, you want to come watch TV with me?

Hey, Ike!

Hey, kids, are we having fun?

Hey, McNuggets

Hey, Phillip!

Hey, that might work. But it can't be a party for us

Hey, Timmy.

Hey, uh, listen...

Hey, wake up, you little scab.

Hey, we know the game's not great.

Hey, we'd do anything for our bros, man.

Hey, Wendy.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

Hey, yeah. What about poor McNuggets?

Hey, you're really good at this, guy.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, what's going on?

Hey! Hoo!

Hey! I'm gonna tell on you!

Hey! Psst! Come over here.

Hey! That's not what my music is about!

Hey! What the fuck, dude?!

Hey! What the fuck, dude?!

Hey. What's up?

Hi, Carol.

Hi, everybody! I love you!

Hi, everyone.

Hire Tarzan to do some landscaping work for your mom.

His name is Timmy Burch.

His name was Butters.

Hmm, it's kind of gay.

Hmm.

Hmm. Timmy.

Hold on.

Hold on. Sorry. I went too far.

Hold on. Wait. Hold on.

Holy Mother Mary!

Holy shit, dude!

Holy shit, dude!

Holy shit, you guys!

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Honey, maybe that's enough computer time.

Honey, our Handicar's here.

Hoo hoo. Hoo hoo hoo.

Hooey is the preservative found in processed foods

Horror and sadness all over Canada tonight

Horse shit! Your drone's out there flying around right now.

Hot girls. You're hot.

How about we take some of

How are Canada's two favorite buddies?

How are these drones legal?

How are we supposed to name our start up company

How are you gonna tell her

How can I help you?

How can I let her down?

How can I undo the clit rubbing?

How can people be so ineffectual, Mimsy?

How can you be willing to kill people

How can you not be into it?

How could you sell out your friends?!

How did you get that on your phone?

How do I get rid of that?

How do you even know I'm here in my room?

How do you feel? Do you feel okay?

How do you get people addicted to crack?

How do you get rid of the snake?

How do you intend to compete

How do you know that?

How do you know?

How do you make everyone like you?

How do you stay relevant in a volatile marketplace?

How does it feel?

How does it work?

How is it offensive?

How is it offensive?! Jesus, what...

How is that not spying?!

How is that spying?!

How is the fund raising for camp going?

How is your mom? Y Your sister?

How long do I have to stay here?

How man Canadian coins would you like to buy?

How many times have you said, "I think I've lost it,"

How much money can you buy today?

How much money did you micro pay today, Stan?

How much more of this am I supposed to clear up?

How would I know that the nurse

How would you like to be in charge of it all?

How would you like to move him up to the big time?

How?

How'd you get exposed?

How'd you like that, Dad?

How's come now you want to work for him?

How's it going, brahs? This is Cartmanbrah!

How's it going, bros? My name's PewDiePie

How's it going, bros? This is PewDiePie!

How's it going, everybody?

How's it hanging?

How's that?

Huh?

Huh.

Hurry! You got to go!

Hut hut hut!

Hut hut hut. Hut hut hut hut!

Hut hut!

Hut hut. Hut.

Hut!

Hut! Hut hut hut.

I actually have plans this weekend.

I also understand that the very famous pop artist Lorde

I also understand that you're the uncle

I am a computer program. I'm not real.

I am attacking,

I am becoming "trends gender."

I am Lorde.

I am not a grandpa!

I am not chugging beer.

I am so confused.

I am so sick of hearing about app based ride sharing!

I am Steve with customer service.

I am trending into something more than human.

I am trending so much

I am. Let's see what Nelson's doing.

I asked my dad why I was being grounded,

I assure you my drone is sitting in the garage.

I better not find out it was your drone!

I called dibs on stall one for all recess, Craig.

I can be transginger without it having anything to do

I can block that with Uprooted Minotaur!

I can get addicted to everything so I can't enjoy anything?

I can hear you, douche bag.

I can just use the app to tip you, right?

I can't let her find out from the Internet.

I can't see

I can't touch you or hug you, but...

I can't wait for camp this year.

I can't... I can't breathe too good, Eric

I cannot go another lunch break without my toilet time!

I cannot refund the fares.

I come up with all my best stuff in the bathroom at work.

I control talent, damn it!

I didn't know they meant a Christmas special.

I didn't see the video. I don't believe in doing that.

I didn't think I spent that much.

I didn't understand the things you were into,

I didn't want to believe it,

I don't care.

I don't do that.

I don't even know what kind of cards he prefers.

I don't even know what that means.

I don't get it. The whole fun of Call of Duty

I don't get it. The whole fun of Call of Duty

I don't go to any Cock Magic fights.

I don't have a problem, Principal Victoria.

I don't have any children

I don't know about you,

I don't know how you can say that

I don't know if I can keep doing this.

I don't know if you're listening,

I don't know the way, Aunt Jemima.

I don't know what the hell to do.

I don't know what we're gonna do.

I don't know what you mean...

I don't know where I belong.

I don't know, I just...

I don't know, Shelly.

I don't know! I'll figure it out!

I don't know! Look at the ingredients!

I don't know.

I don't know. I thought it was funny.

I don't know. This bird nest is pretty neat o.

I don't know. Why?

I don't like what the Redskins are doing.

I don't need Ike listening to you comment on anything!

I don't recall him really doing anything particularly bad,

I don't think anyone wants to live in a world

I don't think he wants to play, dude.

I don't think so, you son of a bitch.

I don't think we're gonna understand.

I don't think you're really in a position

I don't understand

I don't want all these drones everywhere!

I don't want any more discussions, Eric.

I don't want any more excuses.

I don't want to go to Papa John's!

I don't want to use the girls' bathroom if anyone can use it!

I don't want to! It's a stupid name!

I don't... I don't even understand what's happening.

I downloaded Yum Yum Sparkly Gem Forest

I ended paying like five bucks.

I feel amazing!

I feel like if I play live,

I feel Stan! He looks totally real!

I finally got fed up.

I forgot I was in virtual reality, and I got grounded.

I got to take this thing off

I guess one step at a time

I guess so.

I guess there's some little fat kid trying to be me,

I guess we got to go back to school.

I had a handicap

I had a problem, but I was able to stop.

I had no idea who he was talking about,

I had to put it on the Internet.

I had to stop and get my own breakfast

I had to tell her I just like the way fishnets feel.

I hate it, and I don't want to go anymore.

I hate to say it,

I hate you!

I have a Handicap.

I have a way that we can get rid of all the drones.

I have a way that we can make Craig's mom happy.

I have a YouTube blog where I comment on video games.

I have been a grandpa.

I have completely lost all enthusiasm for the hobby.

I have no idea what that was about.

I have to accept that you're gonna have your own things.

I have to find a way out of this!

I have to tell her the truth before we all tell the world.

I have to tell the truth.

I haven't been "humiliated." I've been wronged.

I hope you bros enjoyed watching

I I clicked on a few micro pays and it just kind of added up.

I I guess we can live with that.

I I just work with her, okay?

I I just... Two people close to me

I I thought I could do this, but it's not gonna work.

I I'm feeling kind of dizzy, and, uh..

I just didn't want you to watch him.

I just don't understand what is wrong with you two.

I just feel that somewhere out there,

I just got Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

I just hit a lamppost! I'm back on my feet.

I just like how it feels.

I just like playing it, but I don't have to.

I just never saw myself owning a company called

I just think it's a fabulous app. That's all.

I just think that our younger girl fans

I just want to make sure if you boys do it,

I just want to make sure there's food for all of us.

I just wanted to make sure you've heard

I just... I just want to be a family again.

I just... I seriously don't know where we go from here.

I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima.

I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima.

I knew you guys were gonna bail on the party

I know for a fact that I don't sound the same live.

I know it's hard to believe, but you have to trust me.

I know it's hard to grasp, Kyle,

I know that. What are you..

I know that's why you got kicked out of college.

I know the game is stupid,

I know this is very hard for you,

I know this might be hard for you to grasp right now,

I know this stuff is hard to understand.

I know what that feels like.

I know you said not to disturb you with your new toy,

I know your wife means a lot to you, Randy,

I know, right? Now everyone's gonna see it.

I know! Are we watching at your house?

I know! But that doesn't matter anymore!

I know! Let's play Call of Duty.

I know.

I know. How about McNuggets?

I know. Let's go to the backyard

I let you handle all the groundings.

I like Lorde.

I like the women's bathroom. I feel safe there.

I lost my crutches!

I lost my father to Candy Crush.

I love Candy Crush.

I love children just as much as you do.

I love him, and he needed me.

I loved the sparkling little gems,

I mean the... the drone.

I mean, anyone can get a drone off Amazon for 200 bucks,

I mean, can someone identify as one sex

I mean, come on.

I mean, come on.

I mean, even Matthew McConaughey's

I mean, having it all rhyme and stuff, you know?

I mean, how would I even know? I didn't see it.

I mean, it just goes outside

I mean, it's just... just rehashing shit, isn't it?

I mean, let's face it.

I mean, no offense to Kenny,

I mean, no offense,

I mean, really, who would even want to do that?

I mean, the hair on it was out to here,

I mean, they were going at it pretty hard.

I mean, we all have things about ourselves

I mean, where does it stop?

I might have to approve certain aspects

I might just have to give this gluten free thing a try.

I might just sit here until my ass fuses into the couch.

I need Timmy to pick up the passenger before we do.

I need to give this up

I needed the money, all right?!

I played that thing. It's fucking dumb.

I played with it first and went a little nuts.

I prepared for this, but still I wonder,

I pretended to be a woman. I called myself Lorde.

I pulled out the SD card.

I put your headset on and came here to...

I really don't think we want to be a company

I really owe you one."

I saw the commercial.

I screwed up everything, but now everyone's happy.

I screwed up everything, but now everyone's happy.

I see all our friends at school!

I seriously cannot take hearing about gluten anymore.

I shall return. Do not attempt to stop me.

I should have known this would get out of hand.

I should have known.

I should have never listened to you.

I should have never told you the game was f f f fan... fantastic.

I should have used the girls' bathroom a long time ago.

I stab you!

I started singing while I was in there,

I stay away from the stuff.

I still can't hear any sound except for your voice.

I swear I didn't fly it.

I swear I don't understand kids these days.

I swear I'll never understand you kids these days.

I tell him temptation has to be nuanced,

I think he's smiling, you guys.

I think I have this thing figured out.

I think I should practice a little.

I think it's okay.

I think maybe I was just jealous that I didn't come up with it.

I think someone's in there.

I think the answer might be within...

I think there's something supernatural going on.

I think they see through the charade, yes.

I think we've ever been a part of.

I think you're giving this kid a little too much power.

I thought Butters and I were alone,

I thought he learned his lesson,

I thought I was just in a virtual reality.

I thought it was just my drone.

I thought you guys said you didn't need school.

I thought you were a chick.

I thought you were at the grocery store.

I told you I can't play the concert.

I told you never to take the headset off

I told you them homeys didn't cap his ass.

I told you, guys!

I told you, you just have to be

I touched Wendy's boob

I tweeted it. It's trending.

I understand you had a very large party

I understand you work at the U.S. Geological Survey.

I understand you've taken care of our little problem?

I understand your shock, my friend,

I understand your son gave all your savings to Canada.

I use this program

I want her suspended,

I want more.

I want to clarify the USDA's position on a healthy diet.

I want to know just what makes you think it's okay

I want to thank "South Park" for being on my show.

I want to try and stop him from making an ass of himself again.

I want you and Kenny to come with me

I want you to keep an eye on him.

I want you to see this.

I wanted to get Ike out of his room,

I wanted to show my grandson everything,

I was assigned at birth, so I'm exercising my right

I was driving a Handicar

I was driving a Zipcar

I was gonna see if you and brother

I was hoping you could help me make sense of something

I was in a restaurant and ordered

I was in the bathroom

I was just the middleman.

I was told to.

I was wrong, Cartman.

I was. Can you help me unload the car?

I wasn't doing anything wrong!

I wasn't really going for gay. I was more going for wholesome.

I will get it right

I will get it right.

I won't do it, Mimsy

I won't spend another summer at that stupid camp.

I would leave you my number, but I'm just a hologram and shit.

I would like to apologize and try to help.

I would never use my drone in a way

I... I d didn't think a knife could really hurt me.

I... We... We wanted to bring people together

I'd love to.

I'd tell her not to let people change who she is.

I'd tell her that if people are making fun of her,

I'd tell her to keep on doing what she does,

I'll be back.

I'll call the producers of the show.

I'll do no such thing.

I'll prove it.

I'll put it in the report he's Mylar brown.

I'll see you later at my house.

I'll show you.

I'll volunteer

I'm a dumb chick, too.

I'm actually Lorde.

I'm afraid I can't let there be any distractions.

I'm an addict, too. But I got help

I'm asking you a question.

I'm atting you a questo. Why dah du qua...

I'm back outside now! I'm a bad man!

I'm confused. What is holiday special and what isn't?

I'm Detective Harris, South Park Police.

I'm dying of boredom.

I'm flying! # Da da da duh duh #

I'm free! I'm free!

I'm getting a little sick of covering your ass.

I'm glad the food is good. Lorde sucks.

I'm going to call customer service.

I'm going to the potty.

I'm going.

I'm gonna beat her up and take her money!

I'm gonna get you back to reality, Butters,

I'm gonna have to connect you to customer service.

I'm gonna move here and here,

I'm gonna need to borrow your soul real quick, kid.

I'm gonna piss in their face.

I'm gonna really disappoint people.

I'm gonna take down Handicar by being an employee

I'm gonna tell people the truth.

I'm happy I know who you really are now.

I'm happy that I totally got away with it.

I'm happy, Stan.

I'm having six.

I'm in the bad part of town!

I'm just a small part of a big, epic holiday special

I'm just about to deal with our last order of business now.

I'm just looking at a video of bird eggs that I took.

I'm just not sure this is the name

I'm just saying that I personally feel

I'm not a grandpa!

I'm not comfortable with the sex

I'm not embarrassed about it! It's natural!

I'm not going back there, man.

I'm not gonna spend my summer trapped at camp

I'm not happy with the direction this company is taking.

I'm not having a glass of wine.

I'm not interested in being talked out of ending this.

I'm not lying.

I'm not reducing myself to that!

I'm not talking about that little boy stuff.

I'm not the one who made it

I'm practicing.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the person

I'm pretty sure Scott Malkinson still has diabetes.

I'm pretty sure that's taken, Cartman.

I'm pretty sure they can hear us, too.

I'm ready to let the world know the truth.

I'm sampling a flight of gluten free German lagers

I'm saying it must make it easier

I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got diabetes."

I'm sick of this shit,

I'm so bored. Everything is so stupid.

I'm so confused, babe.

I'm sorry, all right?!

I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

I'm sorry, but we don't do returns.

I'm sorry, but we don't do returns.

I'm sorry, Eric,

I'm sorry, Erica, but I spoke with Wendyl this morning,

I'm sorry, there's none left, don't you understand?!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. Freemium gaming destroys lives.

I'm sorry. I can't understand you, honey.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize I spent that much.

I'm still really confused, dude

I'm sure this is exactly how Kurt Cobain

I'm sure you could find a lot of interested drivers.

I'm taking your money!

I'm talking about the basement

I'm talking real man shit.

I'm telling you guys. I swear. You have to believe me.

I'm telling you I don't want to go

I'm telling you, Gerald, having a Handicap

I'm telling you, it's the future of transportation.

I'm the Canadian devil! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm the president and owner of the Washington Redskins.

I'm trending more than ever thought possible.

I'm turning in for the night. Mommy loves you.

I'm... I'm just gonna fish and hunt.

I've been going over it and over it in my head.

I've been shot!

I've got a little surprise waiting for him.

I've got an amazing idea.

I've got my speech written.

I've got something you might be interested in.

I've got to go.

I've got to put temptation out there, too,

I've got your son here, Lorde

I've had my Handicap for about three days now.

I've never seen a rooster throw down spells

I've never seen trending like this.

Ice cream! What about ice cream?

If Dastardly and Muttley are up to their old tricks,

If every name is already taken?

If I could talk to Lorde right now,

If I didn't answer your questions,

If I hold up my hands, I can see them, too!

If I may be frank, sir,

If I'm the one trapped in virtual reality,

If it is agreeable to you, Erica...

If it's free, why wouldn't you?

If it's not dangerous,

If it's not dangerous,

If not from me.

If she means that much to you.

If that's true, I don't want to see it.

If the game was too fun,

If the Goodell bot is broken,

If the video is only on my phone, then clearly we did it.

If there is a way

If there's one thing we've learned,

If they have minds of their own, they're more than spooky.

If this doesn't work, we're dead.

If we can get ahold of him, then maybe we can...

If we could disguise ourselves as something ridiculous...

If we dig in our heels and say we don't care about anything.

If we downloaded it off the Internet,

If we get them to change their logo,

If we start doing stuff now, it'll put it all at risk.

If we use it for a couple minutes tonight,

If you charge 40 cents here and 50 cents there,

If you cut out gluten, you don't ever get pissed off.

If you don't cooperate, he dies.

If you don't stop right now...

If you expand your business

If you get panicked again, call me.

If you had your very own executive bathroom.

If you hadn't have called, I wouldn't know what I know now

If you identify with the sex you were born with,

If you like excitement.

If you pledge $10 or more, you will receive

If you really don't want to go to summer camp so bad,

If you roll a five or six, you can kill these zombies

If you think they know, they will kill you.

If you want change like I do and feel the same gloom,

If you want to be a successful business,

If you want to hurt a crippled kid,

If you're a sheep herder

If you're a sheep herder

If you're a sheep herder

If you're a sheep herder

If you're interested in Call of Duty

If you're trans or you're cis, right, guys?

Iggs, I really don't care to go through this again with you.

Iggy Azalea and Elvis.

Ignorant.

Ike has all his friends over,

Ike is watching PewDiePie play Dragon Age.

Ike, if you can hear me, I'm sorry.

Ike, that is enough.

Ike, we have the whole day to play Xbox.

Ike, you are no longer to watch

Ike?

In "Devil's Advocate"?!

In a complete shocker, the challenger, McNuggets,

In a courteous and prompt fashion?

In a defiant last stand.

In a different direction and I just felt

In a satisfying and courteous manner?

In a timely and satisfactory fashion today?

In a timely, polite manner?

In four, three, two, one...

In his 2014 Hummer No Class.

In Los Angeles now.

In my jeans.

In nearly 50 years.

In on what?

In order to make it more fun.

In our fervent quest to not have to do stuff

In our neighborhood.

In Rocktober, guys!

In some kind of bathroom checkmate?

In the Canadian concept vehicle the Queef,

In the cheeks, you don't think he looks a little fuller?

In the girls' bathroom

In the world of automotive transport.

In this game, you are Terrance and Phillip.

In virtual reality, yes, you did.

In your backyard last... last Sunday, was it?

Including little girls who look up to you,

Indifferent rectal semen splooge

Indifferent Rectal Semen Splooge is taken?

Inside!

Instead of being marketed and shoved down our throats.

Into a blue frog with an instant attack card.

Into a music video starring us?!

Into the conflict.

Is a completely inferior entity.

Is a great way to make some money on the side.

Is a standard taxicab driven by an angry Russian.

Is about to walk through that door?

Is another hologram.

Is because it's gonna take all of us...

Is becoming a joke.

Is even more convenient and eco friendly

Is everyone psyched for next year's summer camp?

Is gaining a lot of attention on the Internet.

Is getting a lot of attention, and we think it's great.

Is going to bring families together again, son.

Is going to have to put on the Oculus headset

Is he a Red Mage or a Green Mage?

Is here? To see me?

Is holding you back.

Is it done? Is it all ready?

Is it my responsibility what people decide to do

Is it possible that you did something

Is just the thing America needs.

Is making his way out of the locker room.

Is not a good name.

Is prove to the sheep that the snake

Is quickly escalating into an international crisis.

Is sit on YouTube watching this PewDiePie play video games.

Is that agreeable to you?

Is that all right?

Is that Butters set fire to the gymnasium last week

Is that right, boys?

Is that right?

Is that why you told Clyde that you broke up with me

Is that why you're so high and mighty, Lorde?

Is that you get to do the shooting.

Is that you get to do the shooting.

Is the league just going to sit by

Is the most heavily tweeted.

Is this my virtual reality or Cartman's virtual reality?

Is to not do anything and make money not doing it.

Is trenders who trend on YouTube.

Is trying to vie for position past the Hummer vehicle.

Is up to no do goodery again.

Is what the Washington Redskins are all about!

Is... Is this... You think this is cool?

ISIS will no longer use your insensitive company

Isn't she a Jew?

Isn't that better

Isn't that crazy?

Isn't wheat the ingredient in pasta that makes it healthy?

It appears that an explosion has opened up a wormhole

It appears that the world is once again on the brink

It becomes more and more dangerous.

It can fly like a quarter mile away

It can't be that bad.

It does things. It flies by itself.

It doesn't belong in today's society!

It doesn't even look like they're open.

It doesn't make sense!

It doesn't matter, you guys.

It doesn't quite roll of the tongue.

It got so out of hand that the fucking cops

It hasn't started yet.

It is a big deal, okay? People can get hurt.

It is Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds, versus Clucky.

It is really sweet.

It is the biggest fuck you we have ever come up with

It just all seemed so stupid.

It just keeps going on and on, kind of like your...

It kind of backfires on you.

It looks like Handicar has done it.

It looks like the Zipcar

It never was.

It says our Handicar is just pulling up.

It seems dishonest, and we have a brand to protect.

It should be more in step with today's times

It started off so simple.

It started with her, right?

It started.

It uses GPS to locate where you are,

It was a prototype,

It was about yea big.

It was all erased.

It was carnage, bro.

It was easier that way.

It was five years ago that I became a grandpa.

It was in the garage,

It was just decimation.

It was out of deep appreciation for your team and your people

It was really about the most man thing

It was seriously about the greatest night of our lives.

It was seriously almost hard to watch.

It was seriously the most manly thing that's ever happened.

It was so freeing.

It was so hard core, you guys.

It was such "pwnage," it was almost repulsive.

It was supposed to go

It worked! I'm back in!

It would be a shame if someone was

It would be great publicity

It... It looks like it reprogrammed

It'll work, Butters.

It's "The Washington Redskins'

It's a black guy! Choke him!

It's a brave new world.

It's a figure of speech with crippled people.

It's a freemium game sending me push notifications.

It's a lot of natural.

It's a really great game. The characters are so rich!

It's a shame how families don't gather in the living room

It's a simple cycle,

It's a strong name, dude.

It's a surefire way to make lots of money.

It's about comments. And, sister, you got 'em.

It's all aboot finding the heaviest users

It's all Cartmanbrah now.

It's all clean, and there's enough stalls for everyone.

It's all live, and it's all magical.

It's also taking food from the mouths

It's because she's something different.

It's been about 19 hours now.

It's been like four hours and people still won't talk to us.

It's been several days,

It's best to just make old people think they matter.

It's called a schmorgeswein, and it's elegantly cultural.

It's called a tasting, and it's classy.

It's called a trigger...

It's called a wine zinfandel sipping sprint,

It's called crowdfunding...

It's Cartman's stupid online persona.

It's cool. I'll wait.

It's dinnertime on the East Coast in 10 minutes!

It's dinnertime on the East Coast in less than an hour.

It's directed at children. We have to stop them.

It's dying.

It's easy for them to overdo and have dopamine problems.

It's going to be awesome.

It's going to be the most ignorant holiday special ever!

It's gonna be a close one.

It's gonna be all crowded!

It's ignorant.

It's illegal, and it's wrong.

It's incredible.

It's just a bold new way that we can say,

It's just incredible, Harry.

It's just Kenny.

It's just like at home!

It's just rehashed shit.

It's just seems so lame.

It's just that everyone's waiting

It's just that you might want to invest in some hedge clippers.

It's just the new diet fad.

It's just the way things are going

It's just what this country needs right now.

It's just, like, something to kill some time.

It's kind of a bummer when people don't seem to care.

It's kind of like telling everyone

It's like a curse.

It's like everything these kids are into these days, you know?

It's like I'm there!

It's like we don't even have to do anything

It's like you... you say

It's like, "Get your secondhand gluten away from me!"

It's like... okay, it's like being diabetic.

It's Mass Calcify against Into the Void!

It's me.

It's more like a royal flush

It's neck and neck as the Wacky Racers

It's neither.

It's not "drinking."

It's not a fabulous app. It's fucking stupid.

It's not about the music, Lorde.

It's not coming up on my phone either. I...

It's not fun!

It's not like he's able to keep the driver quality up.

It's not your fault.

It's not, dude!

It's okay, honey.

It's okay, Red. I can take a shit here

It's okay. Everything is cool.

It's okay. It's gluten free.

It's okay. There's lots of toppings.

It's our only hope.

It's over.

It's probably because they've lost touch with being human.

It's protruding out my pants!

It's right there.

It's simple.

It's so awesome, dude.

It's so sweet

It's so wrong.

It's something to do with my family.

It's still stupid, and now I paid 49 cents for it.

It's strange.

It's that drones can't resist Craig's mom.

It's the dumbest game ever.

It's the greatest start up company name ever.

It's the holiday season,

It's the holiday season.

It's the holiday television event of the season,

It's the perfect thing if you're bored.

It's the politically correct name

It's the right thing to do.

It's the taxi out in front, followed by self driving car,

It's the way things are going!

It's this...

It's too late for that, you guys!

It's totally free!

It's upside down.

It's very simple, Mimsy.

It's what everyone is doing. Freemium games are what's now.

It's what's trending.

It's Women of Rock!

It's your day off

It's your friend from camp, Nathan.

It's, like, aggressive and masculine,

It's, like, hard core, underground shit.

It's... It's just gone, bud.

Its guidance systems.

J.J. Watt, Miley Cyrus,

Jennifer Lawrence's butt hole didn't take a picture of itself

Jesus Christ, dude.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, Paragon of Fierce Defiance.

Jesus! Tell them we're working on it!

Jesus. It's begun.

Jimmy told me about this game.

Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Jokes are hard and require skill.

Just a short time ago.

Just at least be fun?

Just eat the toppings.

Just for you.

Just go out there and pump your hips and rub your clit.

Just going to the bathroom, if you don't mind.

Just hanging out. What are you up to?

Just hold it. That's what I do now.

Just hover, honey.

Just ignore my friend. He's mentally disabled

Just imagine it, Mimsy...

Just let him use the girls' room.

Just like this started with you spying on birds.

Just like you, I'm pretty upset about what's going on

Just make sure you've cleared the driveway

Just make your cars cleaner and nicer

Just ordinary people who sit in front of a mike

Just remember I'm covering your ass.

Just someone who doesn't like to see

Just something for people to comment on.

Just stay down, for the love of God!

Just stay here with Michael Jackson

Just stay quiet.

Just take the money, Butters

Just what do you think you're doing?

Just when it seemed that we were about to live in a world

Kee ya!

Keep making your way down the hallway.

Kelly and Stacy are going to the Women of Rock concert

Kenny cast Glacial Crasher,

Kenny has no idea what you're talking about, dude.

Kenny laid waste to Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds.

Kenny, who told you about this game?

Kenny! Kenny! Speak up!

Kenny? Um...

Kenny's here. I told him all about it.

Kickstarter is gone!

Kickstarter. Where is Kickstarter?

Kickstarter.com.

Kids have had pop music artists

Kind of makes you feel like the sport you love

Kurt Cobain's hologram,

Kyle was spying on us,

Kyle, Bill Cosby is here to see you

Kyle, I need to advise you that this call may be recorded

Kyle, I want you to brace yourself.

Kyle, it's Butters. I've been grounded!

Kyle, just don't be a dick right now.

Kyle, maybe this is for real.

Kyle, what does "USDA" stand for?!

Kyle, you're not hearing me.

Kyle!

Kyle!

Kyle! It's all gone!

Kyle's got a problem! Cartmanbrah!

Last night.

Learning about gluten

Leave me alone, Dad! Stop nagging me all the time.

Let cock magic be done by the professionals.

Let me ask you something, Jimmy.

Let me explain how freemium games really work.

Let me give you guys a hot news flash.

Let me go! Dad!

Let me see.

Let me talk to my dad!

Let the Goodell bot do it

Let's cut the crap, huh?

Let's get rid of him.

Let's get something straight.

Let's get the cake ready.

Let's go cap that whitey producer."

Let's go to the phone lines. Go ahead, caller.

Let's just say he'll be laid up awhile.

Let's Plays?

Let's rejoin the battle now as we wait for Gadnuk's sixth move.

Let's see what kind of money your cock can really make.

Like a vase or a kitschy side table.

Like Boner Forest, but Boner Forest was taken.

Like Jimmy said, it's a cool way to zone out.

Like Johnny Depp, but cool.

Like they used to,

Like we're not gonna tell Kenny we have a fucking drone.

Like we're racist or something.

Like your company is about more than money.

Like, rabbits and fish and shit,

Like, shows what we stand for.

Limping along last

Linda, do you remember why Butters is grounded?

Listen to me carefully, Butters.

Listen, my friend.

Listen, uh, last night,

Listen, you can't possibly handle

Liv a la! Timmy!

Lock.

Locked and loaded. Full metal bush, bro.

Look at that guy.

Look at this. Look at this.

Look like girls' volleyball.

Look what I got... the new Call of Duty!

Look, don't you see that when you call your organization

Look, I do a lot of post production enhancements

Look, I don't know what they're up to,

Look, look, why we're here

Look, my team is starting to lose hope.

Look, something's wrong with it.

Look, the point is

Look, this isn't what I want. My music is supposed to be...

Look, we're all here because what happened to Laura

Look, who's to say the roosters don't want to play?

Looks like I finally caught the big boys.

Looks like I'm in the principal's office

Looks like we're in the school now.

Looks like we've reached customer service, brahs.

Lorde is an incredibly talented and down to earth young lady.

Lorde is going on the Jimmy Fallon show tonight

Lorde is gonna do something horrible

Lorde is my dad.

Lorde isn't going to show up.

Lorde isn't just a singer.

Lorde represents something in all of us...

Lorde, we're all big fans of your music,

Lorde!

Lorde.

Lot you know

Lots of earthy growth and hindering incantations

Lousy cops. How did you find us?

Love you, too, Dad.

Love you.

Lubricated titty burgers.

Make them appreciate real entertainment, damn it!

Make you more likely to have trouble

Make your dick fly off?

Makes us feel like a joke!

Making any sounds in the garage?

Man, that thing hasn't worked right since we bought it.

Man, this sucks!

Maneuvering for position

Many saw their start up projects die,

Mark in Fairplay, you had a comment?

May we come in?

Maybe Handicar's a kind of economic natural selection,

Maybe I'll start my own company.

Maybe if they're that incompetent,

Maybe later, 'kay?

Maybe Papa John can help us.

Maybe this is all the beginning of a new art form.

Maybe we are.

Maybe we should turn it off.

McCONAUGHEY: Hey...

McCormick follows with Crackling Doom and Abzan Battle Priest!

McCormick sends Charging Rhino to the graveyard.

McNuggets has cast Punishing Fire,

McNuggets is scared, dude

McNuggets is scared! He doesn't want to play!

Me and Ike are gonna play it together

Meh.

Meh.

Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson's hologram is on the loose.

Miley Cyrus! Iggy Azalea!

Mimsy, I told you to put the explosives

Mimsy!

Mimsy...

Minister of Mobile Gaming, what's this all aboot?

Minus the water, minus the starch,

Miss Applegate is now in the back of the taxi,

Miss Applegate is waiting patiently.

Mitch! Two black guys in the upstairs of the house.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mom and Dad are leaving!

Mom, where is Ike?

Mom, will you tell Dad to get out of the bathroom?

Mom! Dad!

Mommy!

Money, money, money, money, money, money.

Money. You in a tuxedo. Threesomes.

More mana from Fluffy.

More mana from Scrambles.

More news on the Washington Redskins tonight.

More of the school.

More pussy! More vodka!

More specifically, I'm going to comment

More specifically, I'm going to comment

More tuxedos! More cars!

More, like, original.

Morning!

Move aside, please. I got to go.

Mr. Garrison, will you make him stop?

Mr. Jackson, it's me... Lorde

Mr. Jackson, you can take the one in my son's room.

Mr. Marsh, forgive me if I say your story sounds

Mr. Tucker, but we don't...

Mrph rm!

Mrph rm.

Mrph rmh rmh rmphm mrph rmphm.

Mrph rmh rmphm.

Mrph rmh? Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmh rmphm.

Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm!

Mrph rmhmhm. Rmh rmphm rm.

Mrph!

Mrph!

Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph?

Mrph?

Must be pretty special

Must be the truth.

My company was on Kickstarter too!

My dad and I shot it yesterday at the lake.

My dad says it's not for spying on people.

My daughter.

My eyes aren't too far apart.

My fellow Canadians, what we do now as a country

My friend is really worried about his dad.

My friend, I believe we are having some technical issues

My friend, my friend, my friend,

My girls are big fans of your music, Lorde,

My God! Someone has to put a stop to this!

My name is Dan Snyder.

My name is Roger Donovan, and, uh,

My name is Stephen Willis Stotch.

My name is Steve from Oculus customer service.

My name isn't important.

My own special executive bathroom?

My wife didn't deserve

My wife is starting to suspect something.

N N N No.

N No, I just can't get it to load.

Nah.

Need something a little more positive as role models.

Needed to put on the headset and come get you,

Neighborhood watch drones.

Never a dull moment in the illegal sport of Cock Magic.

Never heard of Cock Magic or roosters!

New hospitals, new neighborhoods,

Next caller, what's your question?

Next caller, you're on the air.

Next up is the Zipcar,

Next we have the Handicar with Timmy Burch,

NFL, Catholic church... same thing!

Nice. I like that.

No

No air conditioning. Too expensive.

No food at a party? And I thought I was handicapped!

No matter what we think, it's not just a passing trend.

No matter who else I tried to impress him with,

No o o o o!

No o o o!

No, Dad, we don't need school anymore.

No, dude, dude, we've all been here the entire time.

No, I don't, Iggy.

No, I identify as a chick, but I'm still a boy.

No, I just need to take care of some I important business.

No, I'm not even gonna get it done. I swear.

No, I'm...

No, ice cream's good for you.

No, it isn't.

No, it's great.

No, it's ignorant!

No, it's not good. It's fucking awesome.

No, listen, I called customer service because I need help.

No, no, after we found Cartman, I put the headset on and...

No, no, Dad, please.

No, no, no, no, no. Do not fuck me because I am you,

No, no, no, no, no. Listen. Listen.

No, no, no, not yet. Dad!

No, no! It has to be just barely fun.

No, no! You don't understand!

No, no. A black guy literally walked into the police station.

No, no. Just he is.

No, no. None of us watched the video.

No, no. Thank you.

No, see, if something's addictive because it's fun,

No, see, you just get the Handicar app.

No, sir, I think they mean we shouldn't,

No, sir. Thank goodness we have you to do that.

No, thanks.

No, there isn't.

No, wait.

No, we don't want to do anything.

No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker

No, you fucking moron. You kill the snake

No, you guys, this is virtual reality.

No!

No!

No!

No! God damn it, no!

No! I don't want to go to camp!

No! No, no! I'm sorry. Thank you, Eric.

No! No!

No! That was a copy of me!

No! You can't do this!

No! You have not answered any questions at all!

No.

No. I didn't.

No. I was taking a crap, and I heard you guys talking.

No. It's impossible.

No. No, it's not.

No. No, we cannot give up!

No. Not Papa John's!

No. Really. A black guy walked into...

No. Then I came into this virtual space.

No. We believe now that that's poppycock.

Nobody can! It's gone!

Nobody else is gonna know that

Nobody followed you, right? You didn't tell anybody?

Nobody in the family knew, except for your mother

Nobody knows who took it. Huh, Kenny?

Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket...

Nobody saying a word to each other.

Nobody takes jobs away from us!

Nobody! That's ignorant!

Nobody's watched the video, of course.

None of this is real.

None of this is real.

Nope, sorry.

Nope, we're gonna have all the pizza you can eat,

Nope.

Not a bioweapon, just harmless flour protein.

Not enough people taking cab.

Not if somebody took pictures without her knowing.

Not one spell cast before he was obliterated by health drains.

Not only that, but he was in there all the time!

Not something to watch people comment on.

Not that

Not that fake, soft spoken douche bag

Not that it's anything that cool.

Not that we were doing anything interesting.

Not too close, Boopsie.

Not watch the video.

Not wheelchairs!

Not while you're in here.

Not with his Shapeshifter. It's already tapped.

Not yet, but Tupac is close to hunting him down.

Not your dad. Cartman!

Nothing to do with you personally.

Nothing, son. It's nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing.

Now all we've got is Lorde.

Now are you gonna help us or not?

Now do it!

Now drop the stafernasy window. We're just gonna make it.

Now every red creature Gadnuk plays

Now every time the other rooster has to shuffle his deck,

Now everyone is gonna know what we were doing!

Now get back to the access point.

Now get out of my way. I have to take a shit.

Now he'll attack with Fugitive Wizard.

Now I only drink gluten free beer and wine.

Now kiss your business goodbye, asshole.

Now the Lyft car must take the passenger

Now the souls of all Canadians belong to me!

Now they will have to give me my own bathroom.

Now use that Canadough to help rebuild Canada.

Now we can truly be everywhere.

Now we watch things by ourselves

Now we're talking!

Now when people hear the name "Redskins,"

Now you can get it with a little guy in a window on the screen,

Now, come on, guys!

Now, for the first time,

Now, have I provided answers to your questions

Now, hold on, Terrance and Phillip.

Now, hold on. I am a drone hobby enthusiast.

Now, I don't want to lecture anybody,

Now, I'm willing to bail you out of all this,

Now, if we wash the dough of all its starch,

Now, if we wash the dough of all its starch,

Now, listen, everybody.

Now, some of you might think that this is a little crazy.

Now, there has been a crime here,

Now, this party's also for a good cause

Now, with Ma and her iPad

Now, you better stop messing around, Butters,

Now, you find me a female passenger on that app

Now, you know that I was one of the best back in college.

Nunh unh!

Nutrition is stabilizing.

Occupied

Oculus customer service. This is Steve.

Of "I'm sorry" anymore?

Of a well established Chinese franchise.

Of concentrated whole wheat bread

Of course I am. This isn't about you.

Of course not.

Of course, being forced into my own isolated bathroom

Of course!

Of course! We just need to get everyone to believe in him.

Of course. It's very simple.

Of Craig's mom on the Internet.

Of someone's co worker here in town or something.

Of the amazing and talented songwriter Lorde.

Of the children of car salesmen!

Of the four basic food groups.

Of the four remaining food groups,

Of the little bird eggs?

Of the souls of every Canadian.

Of this solitary location.

Of Wacky Races.

Off of an even smaller percentage of mobile gamers.

Offer it last year's Christmas in Rocksummer prices?

Offer the players a way to spend real currency

Oh, and here's the lovely Canadian actress Neve Campbell

Oh, boy, that's gr... Wait, you what?

Oh, boy, this is like Christmas morning!

Oh, boy, we're gonna wreck Timmy's business, huh, boss?

Oh, boy!

Oh, brahs. Weak!

Oh, come on. Lay off him, guys.

Oh, cool. Please, take a seat.

Oh, dear God! It's the Canadian devil!

Oh, dude, look. There's Craig.

Oh, for God's sakes!

Oh, fuck you, Lorde.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck, it's so good.

Oh, gigrrig!

Oh, God damn it. Nobody's doing anything cool.

Oh, God, he just doesn't stop!

Oh, God! Can somebody help?! Please!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Sorry.

Oh, he'll know. You can hear it take off.

Oh, here he comes, everyone. It's the cisginger.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, here's our Handicar.

Oh, hey, Butters. 'Sup?

Oh, hey, Dad. I need to talk to you

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Kyle. Kyle, hang on a sec.

Oh, hi, Gerald, Sheila.

Oh, I don't know, Stephen.

Oh, I have an idea.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, I like that. That's gonna look nice. Yeah.

Oh, I love whole new levels!

Oh, I will.

Oh, I'm much worse than the devil.

Oh, I'm only the prince of Canada.

Oh, I'm so horny! Yeah!

Oh, is that right? Do you even know how to multiply?

Oh, it was behind her ear!

Oh, it's a new one.

Oh, it's a relief, huh? Well, guess what, Butters.

Oh, it's just nothing to you, isn't it?

Oh, it's on the Internet.

Oh, it's tewiffic!

Oh, Jesus! Hey, it isn't safe in there!

Oh, Jesus. Give it a rest already.

Oh, Kyle, your hashtag is really trending.

Oh, looks like Kyle's commenting

Oh, Lorde, you're such a purest.

Oh, Lorde! Eww!

Oh, my dick's getting hard again.

Oh, my God, the Wheat Thins!

Oh, my God, Wacky Races are back on!

Oh, my God, we... we have to get ahold of someone

Oh, my God, we've got Lorde to play live.

Oh, my God, you...

Oh, my God, you're right. You're totally right.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! These people don't even know!

Oh, my God! This is so awesome, you guys!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's the ugliest...

Oh, my God. We've got full bush.

Oh, my God. You guys are so cisgender.

Oh, my gosh, honey! Look, it's Tupac!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my.

Oh, no, don't try... Oh, God, here we go

Oh, no, mister. You are grounded!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. We... We took a Handicar.

Oh, no, no, you guys. Guys.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Kenny!

Oh, no! Oh, what have I done?!

Oh, no. No, no, no!

Oh, no. No, you guys.

Oh, no... Dick Dastardly

Oh, oh.

Oh, okay. Come on. 10 darra. 10 darra.

Oh, on that side?

Oh, pass interference! Interference!

Oh, really? 10,000 subscribers and counting, brah.

Oh, really? About..

Oh, really? Oh, that's a relief.

Oh, right, I forgot to tell you that part.

Oh, screw the free range chickens, huh, Kenny?

Oh, shit, dude. Bail, bail!

Oh, shit, it's your dad. Go, go, go!

Oh, shit, look out!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sure, operating in a few small towns.

Oh, Terrance and Phillip.

Oh, that son of a bitch. He's always doing this shit!

Oh, there he is, coming down the stairs.

Oh, there's hot dog buns in that cupboard, Sharon!

Oh, this is going on Instagram.

Oh, this is gonna feel so good.

Oh, this is so handy. Thank you

Oh, this should be good

Oh, totally, brah

Oh, um, uh...

Oh, we've lost any ability

Oh, weak, brah. So weak.

Oh, well, yeah,

Oh, what are you... a cissy, too, Clyde?

Oh, what is the matter?

Oh, what kind of business? Are you a fisherman?

Oh, where'd my hat go?

Oh, wow, where are we now, brahs?

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow. Did you hear him, Kenny?

Oh, wow. I'm shocked.

Oh, wow. This is nice in here.

Oh, yeah, and don't forget last year at summer camp,

Oh, yeah, I think I've heard it, but go ahead.

Oh, yeah, that it would split my neurons

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. "We set who free?"

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, my clit!

Oh, yeah! Way better, bros.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Don't mind me.

Oh, yeah. She's got the whole school believing

Oh, yeah. This is gonna work great.

Oh, yeah. This is more like it, bros.

Oh, yes, and I'm not talking about

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes! That I can answer.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Many people are calling about this.

Oh, yes, yes!

Oh, yes. Okay, honey. I'll turn off the lamp.

Oh, yes. Uh, yes, my friend.

Oh, yes. We'll find out today at recess

Oh, you see that? His dick's flying off.

Oh, you're a hunter. What do you prey upon?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Aah! Mimsy!

Oh! And he's just laid down Life's Legacy!

Oh! Nothing, Sharon!

Oh! Oh, that's cool. There's a prostitute out here.

Oh! Oh! Dude!

Oh! Ooh.

Oh! That's it, bros. Show's over.

Oh! There is Terra Stomper!

Oh! Uh, up to our necks in trouble.

Oh? Not impressed? How about this?

Oh.

Oh. H Hey, Dad.

Oh. I get it now.

Oh. I think I overdid it

Oh. Oh. God, I'm sorry, Laura.

Oh. Uh, we're trying to reach Oculus customer service.

Ohh, it's been so long.

Ohh, nothing.

Ohh, trippy.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh.

Okay, but we still won't stand for this!

Okay, Butters, let's call it good, okay?

Okay, children. Let's take our seats.

Okay, come on. Come on.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay, good idea.

Okay, grandpa, we'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, I got it!

Okay, I need help.

Okay, it's done

Okay, kids, it's time for our birthday show.

Okay, Kyle.

Okay, let me get some visual aids.

Okay, let's use the Catholic church.

Okay, let's watch the language there.

Okay, nice, Butters.

Okay, nice, idiot. Uh huh, fuck you, bye bye.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay, you guys!

Okay, okay, okay. Come inside. There's drones out here.

Okay, okay, so we're agreeing the hologram is black.

Okay, so we kind of understand now, champ?

Okay, that little fat kid is getting annoying.

Okay, then, let's take him to the hospital.

Okay, uh, maybe that's enough.

Okay, uh, uh...

Okay, uh...

Okay, well, let's all give a cheer for the Amazingly Randi!

Okay, yay, thanks! Love you guys.

Okay! It's so realistic!

Okay! Okay!

Okay! Stop!

Okay? All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good idea. We'll take it over to my house.

Okay. I'm back in your room!

Okay. No problem.

Okay. Subject is ready.

Okay. The magician started.

Old people are so funny

On "Jimmy Fallon"?

On a mobile app?

On just how much gluten there is out there,

On Kickstarter that now more groups are doing the same.

On my commenter window, brahs.

On my friends commenting on Call of Duty

On my friends commenting on Call of Duty.

On the contrary,

On the final stretch to pick up the passenger,

On the forefront of Kickstarter as a company

On the whole neighborhood?

Once again, you lack any sense of nuance.

Once the passenger is picked up,

Once you eliminate the impossible,

Once you take a stand on something, you're pretending

One

One day I asked him, "Who's your favorite celebrity?"

One of the most heavily funded projects on Kickstarter.

One of them is threatening the other one.

One South Park player is eliminated.

Only a few more guitar licks left

Only to be blasted by Arctic ice spells

Ooh, fuck! My clit's so big.

Ooh, thank you!

Ooh, yeah. Flick that bean. Yeah.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Oooh!

Open this door!

Or a Cornish breed?

Or because you just wanted to be a big shot?

Or better yet, buy them in bulk.

Or even trips to go ski.

Or experience points,

Or if I did.

Or if you sold one to an Eric Cartman?

Or make fun of Jerry Jones

Or maybe we could have the police shut him down.

Or perhaps a forest ranger.

Or we can just calm down because, honestly,

Our company already has a hundred backers,

Our drone flew.

Our generation's stuff is cool.

Our guy slaughtered every other fighter there,

Our living rooms are dying.

Our name has been reduced to a stereotype and a joke.

Our privacy was invaded,

Outside the access point, didn't I?

Outside the access point, didn't I?

Over the age of 5 what it is that you do?

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow. Oh, she stabbed me. Uh, the hooker stabbed me

Panasonic customer service.

Pancakes.

Passed out with a V.R. headset on.

People are going to die!

People are going to do it, Sharon,

People are gonna give money to.

People are realizing that using an app to ride share

People aren't going to support our company

People believe that omitting gluten will make you healthier,

People need to know pushers are being hired

People saying that gluten is the cause of cancer,

People still need a way to raise money

People were afraid, Sharon.

People were going to learn about the game somewhere

People who ate Eggo waffles and pizza pockets,

People, you know what we're trying to do here.

Perfect.

PewDiePie!

PewDiePie?

Pff

Phone lines are going crazy!

Played a Kalonian Twingrove with half his mana tapped?

Playing Xbox with your brother is just a thing of the past.

Please disperse.

Please do not adjust your televisions.

Please drink responsibly

Please hang on.

Please show your support for Cartmanbrah right now by...

Please tune in and help get America's families

Please welcome Cartmanbrah.

Please welcome the incomparable,

Please, Dad, I've been looking forward to this all week!

Please, help show me the way.

Please, I just want another hobby to get enthused about.

Please, I just want another hobby to get enthused about.

Please, just make him stay down!

Please! Don't take me away from my child!

Please! Just go to Cartman's house!

Please! You can't do that!

Please. Do you know what's going on here?

Pledged to our company becomes liquid.

Poised to start the next chapter in American culture.

Poor Butters. Can't you just leave him alone?

Poppycock first came from India

Poppycock first came from India

Powered completely on female natural gas.

Prepare for full graphic interfaces on my mark.

Prepare for takeoff.

Privacy!

Project Alpha?

Protruding vaginal boner

Psst. Hey, kid. Come over here.

Pungent crotch sweat

Pungent... Milk... Milky crotch ooze

Quiet in the peanut gallery, please.

Quiet, please.

Raaaaah!

Randy, do you have something to tell me?

Randy, they're bringing back Wacky Races Saturday morning!

Randy, this is very important

Randy, we need to talk.

Randy, what about Shelly?

Randy, what are you doing?!

Randy, where are you going?

Randy, whose are these?

Randy, why are there drums playing?

Randy!

Randy?

Randy? What's going on?

Randy.

Really original with your company name.

Really worked, boss.

Really?

Really?

Really? That's what you guys would do?

Really. This is good for our relationship.

Remember... Not a word about this to anyone.

Return from whence you came!

Return to your garages.

Reuben casts Silklash Spider.

Right behind is a Hummer salesman

Right down their throats.

Right here is good. Thank you.

Right now you're actually in your room at your computer

Right, and when things change or things come up,

Right, Eric?

Right, it's got to be an awesome party for...

Right, so the issue, as you all know,

Right.

Right.

Right. The thing I jacked off to was you.

Rm!

Rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Rm. Mrph rmh rmphm mrph rmhmhm.

Rocktober sales event, guys!

Roosters are being forced against their will

Rotten booby turds!

Run around and collect more coins,

Run for the bunker!

Saturday night. Here's the address.

Saw how much your idea was trending

Say nothing to no one about the Oculus Rift.

Saying "normal" is extremely offensive

Scott Malkinson. Is that correct?

Scrambles plays

Screw that! Go, Canada!

Secured with drywall screws.

See if it started!

See things differently.

See, that's probably the gluten talking, m'kay.

See, when you start invading people's privacy,

See? He's an asshole. Fuck him.

Seems like they're close to finding out the truth,

Send you those text notifications

Serendib Sorcerer unblocked.

Sharing a bathroom with...

Sharon, I don't know why or how,

Sharon!

Sharon! Sharon!

She asked me why I wasn't in school,

She has no idea that I'm Lorde.

She has to show up,

She just got snatched

She just showed up one day at the office,

She will too!

She's a 45 year old man living in Colorado.

She's a good geologist.

She's also a very talented scientist

She's holding out money for me!

She's really nice and really talented.

She's trying to tell me something,

Shelly, that's enough time on your phone.

Shelly, there's a good chance

Shelly, um, I'm Lorde.

Shelly? Who's Shelly? That's ignorant.

Shh, shh!

Shit!

Shock and outrage all over the state tonight

Shoot him and then choke him!

Shoot him!

Shooting for the "d" in a game of Horsedick.

Should be the next one... 2778 Mala Vista Drive.

Shut him down!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up, Mimsy!

Shut up!

Shut up! Beer's bad for you?

Silklash Spider can block as if it had flying.

Simply put, gluten is the protein found in flour

Sir, are you sure that we want to...

Sir, did you try looking at the SD card?

Sir, I get that you brought this YouTube commentator in

Sir, I'm pretty sure that

Sir, the feds are here.

Sir, the pyramid is upside down.

Sir, we abandoned the pyramid

Sir, we've got a boy on the hotline

Sir, we've got a match.

Sir, we've got confirmation.

Sir, you better see this. There's something new trending.

Sir?

Sir?

Sit down, Lorde.

Sit down, Ron.

Sitting on our asses, here we come!

Sitting on our asses, here we come.

Slow down!

Sneaky, sneaky soy sauce.

So can you explain to our audience members

So far, Jimmy has raised $16!

So far, the holiday special is trending fine,

So fucking amazing.

So I can help you out of this.

So I invited all his friends over for a slumber party

So I looked it up

So I'm totally free to use the name, actually.

So if anyone rubbed their clit, it was him.

So if none of us watched it, who did?

So let's check it out.

So let's start.

So many addictive things out there?

So next we'll need you, Nicki Minaj,

So now we are in the real world?

So people have free will and all that shit.

So stand by till we figure out what the hell to do.

So sweet. Being in charge of stuff rules.

So that Grampa avoids the casino

So that people have to go.

So that you can compete

So the question is, if he's black,

So then in a time when people really need to come together,

So then the first black guy said to the second black guy,

So there's nothing spiritually wrong with me?

So they'll forget they're spending money.

So this is... Everyone is doing this?

So to combat the gluten,

So today I'm gonna comment on Call of Duty.

So we can take our punishment and be done with it.

So we went and checked on him,

So we're now gonna hear a few words

So we've got to do something.

So what is gluten?

So where does that leave us, Randy?

So who do we throw the party for?

So you could probably determine who flew it.

So you might as well know everything.

So you've got dopamine, right?

So, basically, the genes you got from your dad

So, can I go or not?!

So, Eric Cartman just has us

So, hey, I was gonna see if you still wanted

So, I guess there's this new trend with young people

So, let me ask you a question.

So, let's talk about genetics now.

So, like, if you keep doing something too much,

So, technically, I wasn't rubbing anything.

So, what does that make you, Stan? A girl!

So, what does that mean?

So, what's the problem?

So, you're doing it?

So... So you flew it back here in time.

Some dumb court thingy happened, and the trademark got pulled!

Some kind of adolescent prank,

Somebody raided Kickstarter

Somebody, I guess, was spying on Craig's mom,

Somehow it erased everything!

Someone said they'd seen it flying around, so I checked.

Someone who just comments on stuff.

Something kind of dark.

Sometimes you got to go forward by going backward.

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch.

Soon Canada will be as advanced and developed as Michigan.

Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit and my balls.

Sorry, folks. Just one second here.

Sorry, guys, but Eric and I know a little something you don't.

Sorry, guys. I got to go.

Sorry, I don't think I get your...

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry. Panda Express is crosed. We crosed.

Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Coming.

Sound familiar?

Sounds pretty typical to me

South Park serves,

Speak through the hood, Kenny!

Spin magazine is claiming they know the reason

St a a an!

Sta a n's a girl!

Stafernasy window dropped!

Stan is such a douche bag.

Stan is such a douche bag.

Stan, do you think our name is stupid too?

Stan, just because I make a good living with my music

Stan!

Stan! Hey, how's my boy?

Stan?

Stan? Where are you going?

Stand by on camera 4. Boost the live Twitter feed.

Stanley, do you have a reason

Stanley! You leave him out of this!

Stanley?

Start over. What's the setup?

Start up company names are taken!

Start up, cash in, sell out, bro down.

Started filling in for a guy who started working part time.

Starting in the next month.

Starting much sooner than we thought.

Steven? What are you doing?

Still way out in front of the Zipcar

Stop him!

Stop! Stop!

Stop? But why?

Suck my clit and balls.

Support your team? Thank you.

Sure! We'd be happy to take your money.

Sure. Come on, guys.

Sure. Would you like to see mine?

Sweet!

T T Timmy?

Take that, you dumb hooker!

Take that, you stupid cars!

Taking turns on the Oculus Rift headset.

Talk about about being gluten free,

Talking about Call of Duty to Stan.

Talking about Call of Duty to Stan.

Talking about music and the arts, as well.

Talking about us talking about him?

Teach him all about the entertainment business.

Tee hee!

Tell em' they gots it backwards!

Tell em' they gots it backwards!

Tell him to have some steak with his butter

Tell you what, I'll join you

Telling everyone that you're gay?!

Tesla has been the leading innovator

Than electric cars.

Than having a catchy name

Than watching some guy on YouTube playing it?

Thank God.

Thank you for calling Korean Airlines customer service.

Thank you so very much.

Thank you, but I will stand.

Thank you, Mr. Garrison.

Thank you! Hey!

Thank you! Thanks a lot!

Thank you.

Thanks for all the shout outs.

Thanks for calling Best Buy. How can I direct your call?

Thanks for covering my ass."

Thanks for loving me! I love you, too!

Thanks for seeing me.

Thanks for seeing us, sir

Thanks to you, America knows what to eat again.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That any race would break the Treaty of Salzburg,

That are embarrassing that... that...

That are good against blue or black stacked decks.

That can play Magic: The Gathering.

That contradicts the drone hobbyist code of conduct.

That does it!

That doesn't allow him to stop.

That doesn't matter, Dad.

That eventually screws everything up for everybody.

That everyone loves!

That everyone loves!

That Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

That goes better with our office d****s.

That he can't even see through it!

That he doesn't want to go to summer camp this year,

That hologram is a light skinned black guy.

That I am just a computer program.

That I really had to give it everything I had.

That I think you'll all agree is very exciting.

That I'd believe all of this, all along,

That is always finding new and exciting ways

That is correct. Yes, I do.

That is my waterfall,

That is Peel from Reality!

That is, of course, Washington Redskins

That ISIS looks up to.

That isn't even close!

That kid was born with an unfair advantage!

That makes sense.

That makes you act this way, okay?

That means being hip, being now.

That means I can use the girls' shitter

That means that you're nothing but a computer program!

That none of what you've seen is real.

That one's kind of young.

That poor lady

That reaches the younger generation,

That she's attracted to girls, but she's dating you!

That slow the game down with board control cards.

That something uploaded to the Internet

That soon I will reach "trend scendence."

That started the reaction?

That stupid little YouTube blogging asshole.

That the new generation of entertainment is here.

That the singer she's idolized has been you?

That there's a people here, okay,

That thing isn't human!

That this is your opportunity to make Handicar... Oop, sorry.

That this situation in your town is u unwieldy?

That though many sins are out there,

That unites the young with the old.

That was a civil suit, and there was no evidence!

That was goddamn manly.

That was hard.

That was incredible!

That was not expected!

That was pretty impressive down there.

That Washington Redskins is the most exciting

That we don't sanction them.

That we now believe is the main culprit of obesity.

That weird, little Jewy guy!

That wheat protein is toxic?

That would put butter and fat at the top of the...

That you somehow inherited from your Grampa

That you won for drinking.

That you're gluten free now.

That you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine.

That your online persona is becoming a distraction.

That your son might have done that?

That's 200,000 more American dollars in just one day.

That's a little strange, isn't it?

That's actually not true.

That's all gluten!

That's ancient stuff you're talking about.

That's available!

That's awesome, Butters.

That's Cartman's new transgender bathroom.

That's easy for you to say

That's Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds.

That's great. Summer camp, here we come.

That's how low you've sunk.

That's how you get addicts to pay 200 bucks

That's ignorant. I'm just cold.

That's impossible.

That's it, everyone! We're out of cereal!

That's it. Handicar has the passenger.

That's Kyle the Jew again,

That's Kyle the Jew again,

That's my son, you bastard!

That's not a glass, that's a trophy,

That's not what I fucking said!

That's not what I was trending

That's obvious.

That's one coin. Can you collect more?

That's one thing.

That's probably gluten, m'kay.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. Get ready.

That's right. It's autumn.

That's right. My son and his friends

That's right. There is nothing we can do.

That's right. We've still got Lorde.

That's stupid.

That's taken too.

That's the Catholic church!

That's the chemical that gets released in your brain

That's the deadline!

That's the last time I felt happy.

That's the most ridiculous, nothing answer I've ever heard.

That's what I would say to Lorde.

That's what I'm telling you. It was right here.

That's what I've been addicted to.

That's what they're called, dude.

That's what.

That's why I can manipulate reality.

That's why I had to make another video.

That's why, when he gets the passenger,

The "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game!

The "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game.

The 19 year old female pop star. It's true. That's him.

The addict people said something about me filling a hole

The alcohol industry does it all the time.

The audacious crowdfunding company.

The basement of some seedy Chinese restaurant

The bastards always talked about a day

The battery was drained. The SD card was erased.

The battery was half empty.

The beautiful, the Amazingly Randi.

The billions of dollars we are making

The Canadian car overtakes the self driving car.

The Canadian car's completely run out of queefs.

The Canadian devil now has complete control

The Canadians and Chinese are also saying

The changing of the guard.

The chick that wrote the theme song

The cisgenders have the problem.

The coach of the girls' volleyball team is here

The Cowboys kick it off.

The Dastardly car is racing past both.

The drone owners are banding together

The drone that took the video of Craig's mom was my drone.

The Eagles only beat us by 3 points!

The enthusiast didn't recall doing

The f f fantastic news.

The fact is that one of us right now

The fight we were expecting, of course...

The first hologram we ever created to appear onstage.

The first to arrive and pick up the passenger.

The football team, not Washington Redskins

The football Washington Redskins.

The future of transportation is the electric car,

The girls really hammered them, but once again

The girls wanted to say something,

The girls' bathroom's a lot cleaner than the boys'.

The girls' volleyball team has a big game tonight,

The gluten free quinoa salad,

The good hooey, not the bad hooey.

The governor has asked for help from the National Guard

The headset we sold you are having some minor problems.

The hell you do! Get your cock in there.

The hobby of flying drones is new and exciting.

The hologram of Michael Jackson is on the loose.

The hologram of Robin Williams,

The hologram's in our bedroom?

The Hummer salesman is running the Lyft car off the road.

The Internet start up company has raised so much money

The janitor's closet and remodel it..

The likes the world has not seen since the '70s

The living room is dying.

The mana is flying now,

The matter of Butters Stotch,

The more connected we get, the more alone we become.

The most daredevil group of shared ride drivers

The most innovative and efficient,

The Oculus compromise has been streamlined.

The old ways are dying.

The only thing he's got on the battleground now is an Overseer.

The Orion parameters are embellishing.

The passenger is being taken to the Tesla D now.

The people you are talking to

The point is, if we as an organization

The prime minister of Japan has insisted

The pyramid doesn't work. We've already tried it.

The pyramid?

The race is almost over.

The Redskins started as what appeared to be

The result or good customer service?

The school and all the kids.

The singer went dark on Twitter

The singing, the competitions,

The snow looks kind of fake, though.

The sounds they made when I got new ones.

The South Park Police

The start up company thing didn't really work out.

The student body has elected

The stupid thing isn't working!

The successful freemium game is based on five principles...

The terrorists said they admire the Washington Redskins

The town has now broken out into full scale riots.

The town of South Park has become a hotbed of tension

The trademark has been pulled. We can do whatever we want

The transportation of the future.

The truth is a very small percentage of people

The unavoidable outcome may be a conflict

The vehicle must successfully deliver her

The veracrosses are destabilizing.

The violent conflict over transport is under way,

The Washington Redskins, it's offensive to us?

The world is upside down.

The world is upside down.

The world needs Cartmanbrah.

The world of transportation is really changing, Gerald.

The world will witness the first Wacky Races

Their defiant "F you" attitude

Then all of a sudden, you're the NFL

Then allow me to explain the darkness of the human soul.

Then anyone could have done it.

Then don't eat 14 Eggo waffles for lunch, fat ass!

Then eat it.

Then eat that pure, concentrated gluten, m'kay.

Then go play it downstairs in the living room!

Then he played live last week, he rubbed his clit,

Then he's perfect for us.

Then how come we couldn't choke him?

Then I made my first in app purchase

Then Iggy Azalea,

Then it is decided.

Then it's not free.

Then my birthday money.

Then navigate through Giggling Gulch

Then please follow this trend... #savethelivingroom.

Then there would be no reason to micro pay

Then this is all real.

Then we have given bad customer service.

Then we need to do it now.

Then we'll do it together.

Then with the computer, I can actually quantize everything.

Then you have to be honest about what you are.

Then you're cis.

There are a lot of start up companies on Kickstarter,

There are hundreds of people with Handicaps now.

There has to be a way we can get to the news company

There he is! That's the ignorant man.

There is a crisis in America

There is a crisis in America,

There is a crisis in America, and...

There is something different about me, you guys.

There seems to be an error with our virtual headsets,

There was a drone spying on my wife,

There you are, Kyle

There you are, mister!

There you go. That's your Grampa.

There. See that? "Blumpkin catchers."

There. You see?

There... There weren't any decks.

There's a guy at work... Hansen

There's a health crisis going on,

There's a lot of start up companies these days.

There's a new Terrance and Phillip mobile game,

There's a old fat lady here!

There's a perfect start up company name,

There's always something.

There's been a lot of confusion about gluten lately...

There's gonna be a lot of violence today.

There's Kenny commenting on Call of Duty.

There's lots of bullets, and I got to run!

There's no snacks left, Kyle!

There's nobody regulating these drones,

There's nothing left, you guys.

There's nothing left. I told you!

There's nothing sadder than an old man crying.

There's nothing sweet about a people who were decimated,

There's nothing wrong with promoting a mobile game.

There's panic all over the country

There's people in trouble, Eric.

There's plenty of pizza dough.

There's something a lot more important here.

There's something for every generation

There's this black guy, walked into the police station.

There's two black guys in the upstairs of the house.

There's two more stalls in here, gals. Go ahead

These are supposed to be men

These games coming up are really big,

These guys are such blumpkin catchers.

These here have been raised to play mostly protection spells

These kids don't want to play the game!

These kids don't want to play the game!

These producers making a big holiday special

These YouTube commentators is bad enough,

They also claim that if a race does take place,

They are inspired by the Washington Redskins.

They can't do anything if we're just hovering.

They didn't.

They don't care about the music. They're replacing us!

They don't care about us

They don't care that 10% are gonna get addicted.

They don't do anything. That's pretty sweet.

They got it wrong, child.

They got what backwards?

They got what backwards?

They had me upload a video

They help us express just how we as a company

They just want to watch people on YouTube play it!

They just want to watch people on YouTube play it!

They know exactly what they're doing.

They lookin' for a sign.

They made a hologram of me, Sharon.

They need dopamine so that they want to consume and reproduce.

They need to be shown the way.

They ought to be illegal.

They picked up my hashtag, Stan. I'm trending!

They really just don't get it.

They said my hashtag was awesome

They see through the charade.

They shouldn't rehash dead people.

They took all the snacks and the pizza and the cake

They took my hashtag and they ****d it!

They were only following standard protocol,

They will immediately think "titties" and "balls."

They won't even let him come back to school.

They would be forced to race,

They would have no choice

They'll help you find your dad.

They're a company that does absolutely nothing

They're about to do something big,

They're all gonna pay.

They're counting on it! It's the same with us.

They're fucking chickens.

They're getting a kick out of the magician, huh?

They're gonna make a big holiday special.

They're holograms, so we can't choke them or shoot them.

They're just gonna let us starve to death?

They've got holograms and YouTube commentators

They've got Stan!

They've taken it all! Why are they doing this?!

Things aren't gonna get better. They're gonna get worse.

Things aren't gonna get better. They're gonna get worse.

Think about it. We're archrivals.

Think of all the money you could raise for camp

Think what you could do with all that money.

Think you can harass transgingers

Thinking it's harmless

This asshole needs to make a move already.

This call may be recorded

This could be an upset, folks.

This damn TV!

This ends now.

This fat fuck thinks he's PewDiePie.

This has to be the holiday special

This holiday special

This is a complete outrage to drone owners everywhere!

This is a quarantined area, kid.

This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world.

This is about Cartmanbrah, brah.

This is absolute savagery!

This is amazing!

This is Cartmanbrah!

This is Cartmanbrah. Cartmanbrah!

This is certainly a conundrum for Canadians everywhere

This is crazy, and everyone is watching everything!

This is for all the royals out there!

This is for all the times I got grounded.

This is going to be extremely hard to believe,

This is going to be hard to understand, Butters,

This is going to be very hard to comprehend,

This is going to be very jarring for you,

This is gonna be so awesome.

This is gonna be so totally awesome!

This is how we do it in Sweden.

This is it. 1421 Plaza de Estereotipo.

This is just another example of corporations

This is like Grand Theft Auto!

This is my fault, Stan.

This is not a time to party. This is a time to get serious.

This is not FDA approved!

This is not what I hired you for!

This is stupid.

This is sure to be the best summer camp ever!

This is the "cure de gars" of Butters torture.

This is the girls' bathroom.

This is the oddest holiday special I've ever seen.

This is the part where you collect the money.

This is the reason our living rooms are dying!

This is the reason why our living rooms are dying!

This is the underground stuff, so keep it quiet.

This is the way of the future, Mr. Garrison.

This is very difficult, Mom.

This is what we've been recommending

This is your opportunity to make Handicar

This isn't part of the holiday special.

This kid is our way to connect with the youth of America,

This late?

This looks pretty stupid.

This luxurious company micro badge.

This means a forfeit and another win for the Cowboys.

This Saturday!

This should get some comments.

This show is getting kind of boring, bros.

This stuff will make your dick fly off, Stan!

This time, I've been grounded for no good reason.

This whole thing was a setup, man!

This younger generation, with their eyes and ears glued,

This younger generation's culture into ours,

This... This thing is broken again!

Those words mean a great deal to us.

Thought it would only affect the poor,

Thought so.

Three days ago, my drone recorded a video

Threw a party for a kid with diabetes

Through a freemium game,

Thy end has come!

Ticket proceeds help fight the gluten crisis in West Africa.

Tickets on sale now.

Time to end this hobby once and for all.

Timmy has raised $2.3 billion for summer camp.

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.

Timmy, Timmy.

Timmy, Timmy.

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy.

Timmy.

Timmy.

Timmy.

Timmy.

Timmy.

To a professional hair removal company.

To be sick of it.

To be splayed all over the Internet like that.

To begin with, we have moved the couch

To bring families together.

To bring order to the town.

To bring order to the town.

To change our Redskins logo.

To do what I should have done a long time ago.

To end all holiday specials.

To ensure good customer service in the future.

To ever whirl their wheels, in the Wacky Races,

To get addicts hooked on our freemium game?

To get rid of the transgender bathroom

To go fuck themselves.

To go inside the girls' bathroom

To grab onto, you know?

To hear their commentary on things.

To help with better customer service in the future.

To her destination, but look at this.

To identify with the ginger of my choice.

To illustrate how much people should eat

To import the recordings I make on my phone.

To keep him sitting at that stupid machine.

To make a freemium game,

To make back that much money?

To make games that are boring and stupid,

To make money off addicts."

To make my music sound the way it does, okay?

To make sure it's handled the right way.

To make sure that our community stays safe.

To make the player feel good about themselves,

To make these people change their name.

To me! "Meh"!

To my music.

To our current schematics.

To our live coverage of the Wacky Races.

To people who aren't in that group.

To play Dragon Age: Inquisition.

To play Magic: The Gathering,

To play the game in moderation?

To protect themselves?

To push a freemium game on us.

To put Handicar out of business and fast.

To put the Hummer out of commission for good.

To put up pictures of them they didn't want up, Kenny,

To raise as much money as possible.

To reduce Handicar's positive publicity,

To see that stupid "Maze Runner" movie.

To sneak up on your prey.

To start a company together?

To take advantage of people with addiction problems.

To take me to the run down school.

To tell people to go fuck themselves.

To that stupid camp anymore!

To the access point now.

To the destination point

To the new "Hunger Games" movie is you?

To the principal's office, please.

To the Washington Redskins Kickstarter?

To this little problem.

To track the hologram's location.

To try and convince you

To turn down this kind of gig.

To use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in.

To use the living room for an hour each night.

To your concerns?

Today I am proud to announce the Tesla D,

Today, commentary is the content.

Told ya. Kid's got demons.

Tom Hanks, Lorde,

Tom Vilsack?

Too bad Butters won't be enjoying it.

Train the players to spend your fake currency,

Trending at 64% and steady.

Trust me, I know

Trust me. I will.

Trust me. You don't want this hot potato.

Try and relax, and when your parents get here,

Trying to find my dad.

Trying to keep down people with Handicaps.

Tupac.

Tupac.

Turn the pyramid upside down.

Two black guys. One of them is threatening the other one.

U2, Angelina Jolie,

Ugh! This thing is broken!

Uh huh

Uh huh, well, why don't you put the water feature on this side?

Uh huh?

Uh huh. 'Cause I thought I was messing with Butters,

Uh huh. Go ahead.

Uh huh. You guys couldn't get Lorde to play, could you?

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Looks like Kyle's taking issue with something again.

Uh oh. You think so?

Uh, all right.

Uh, Butters, could you get that?

Uh, Butters, uh, get back to the access point now.

Uh, Canada.

Uh, dude, your dad's here.

Uh, everyone tweet now if you want to get rid of PewDiePie.

Uh, excuse me. I think someone puked back here.

Uh, find your own space to go to the bathroom.

Uh, hold on. Hang on.

Uh, I have addiction demons, and I don't understand them.

Uh, I know I can't legally make you stop using our name,

Uh, it looks like one of you

Uh, let's see.

Uh, listen, uh, we've been talking it over,

Uh, Lorde, for some time now, the females at this office

Uh, Mitchell the janitor sent us.

Uh, no, no, no, no, my friend.

Uh, no. Somebody has to control it.

Uh, oh, no, Dad. I've just been sleeping.

Uh, okay, uh...

Uh, sir, did you consider

Uh, so today I'm gonna comment on Call of Duty.

Uh, sorry. We're actually busy.

Uh, Stan, aren't you supposed to be in school?

Uh, the trademark got pulled,

Uh, we aren't cops or anything.

Uh, what?

Uh. Ah.

Um, look, if I could just talk to him real quick.

Um, now go to the front door and ring the doorbell.

Um, yes. O Of course.

Um...

Under the seat of that fake, soft spoken douche bag

Under the table enforcement of our wishes now!

Under Timmy's seat!

Unless a miracle happens, this Saturday morning

Until everyone figures out what's going on.

Until the USDA gets control of the situation, sir.

Until you change your name, we are asking

Use lots of flashing "cha chings" and compliments

Used to be the weird thing.

Using slot machine tactics,

Using the Internet to raise money

Using the Redskins to raise their money.

Versus 10 month old Cornish rooster McNuggets

Very impressive, Kyle.

Vodka! Drink, drink, drink!

Vodka. Pussy. Drink, drink, drink!

W Wait. Lorde sounds like a girl.

W What we said was...

Wacky Races are on! Wacky Races are back on!

Wacky Races? Holy shit!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I've got it, you guys.

Wait a minute. Who put this out?

Wait a minute... It appears a lone Redskin

Wait till my girls see that I was at a party with Lorde!

Wait, guys, this... this doesn't seem legal.

Wait, wait, wait. Jimmy told you about this game?

Wait, wait. I got it.

Wait, wait. I might need those.

Wait!

Wait.

Wait. Hang on, Butters.

Wait. Mom?

Wait. Stan?

Wait. This is City Wok.

Wait. Wait, what's that?

Wanted to go down to the bowling alley.

Was a good old TV.

Was it because you made people mad at school

Was more successful than yours would ever be!

Was that it?

Was the entertainment at that party.

Washington Redskins for your organization.

Washington Redskins is the perfect name.

Washington Redskins, go fuck yourself.

Washington Redskins, go fuck yourself.

Washington Redskins?

Washington Redskins.

Washington Redskins.

Way ahead of her time

Way before I got paid to drive one.

Way before I got paid to drive one.

Way before I got paid to drive one."

Way before you got paid to have one!

We all had a common goal,

We all were told to respectfully

We also added a new rug

We are a proud team, Mr. Cartman.

We are doing some fund raising, too.

We are here to ask for your help.

We are here tonight to pay tribute to a woman

We are not old people.

We are the USDA!

We are trying to locate all the headsets and do a recall.

We are united as brothers

We believe in you! Of course!

We believe this is where the black people are.

We built the pyramid a long time ago

We can actually distill the wheat down,

We can add... And we will do more... do more...

We can either all freak out about it,

We can finally stop doing stuff

We can put an end to it all tonight

We can say we were talking about this video.

We can spy on everyone.

We can use it! And the logo!

We can't compete with Handicar. It's just so damn handy!

We can't do this on our own. We need each other.

We can't let our party suck.

We can't protest now?

We can't, sir!

We could have with this thing?

We could probably kick serious ass!

We crose! We crose for the night!

We didn't even know,

We didn't put those flyers out.

We don't have a company! We don't have anything!

We don't really know the difference.

We don't really use this thing anymore.

We don't stand for anything. Remember our company plan, guys.

We finally did it!

We futz them, sell them as a brooding 17 year old girl

We gave these rats an injection

We get feedback on how to shove this shit

We got a big sales event going on, folks!

We got a message for ya from the union.

We got to do this quickly.

We got to figure out how we're gonna make Handicar

We got to find a way

We got to make it for someone in need

We got to throw a big fucking party.

We had a pretty big game against Evergreen

We had no idea what to serve people to eat, okay?

We hate camp, Mimsy.

We have a friend who needs us right now,

We have a lot to do together.

We have a sweet name.

We have actually updated the company from the inside out.

We have all learned a tragic lesson together

We have an army of holograms

We have been through too much together!

We have fought Eagle and Bear!

We have no idea what's going on.

We have no wish to be associated

We have the obligation to make this thing right

We have to be able to prove

We have to find a way to get rid of them

We have to find a way to get the word out

We in the sixth fight.

We just need to get everyone to believe again.

We just need you to be in quarantine for a while

We just need you to be in quarantine for a while

We just think there's more important things right now.

We just want to know who's leading it.

We know there's an illegal Cock Magic ring going on in town.

We know we can't, but we're trying to!

We love Lorde because she's real!

We lure people in with a cause

We must stay out of it more than even usual.

We need help. Our friend is in a coma.

We need to realize

We need to speak to mayor

We need you to take care of the situation.

We now realize, of course, that the largest of these groups

We only deal in the highest quality poultry Planeswalkers.

We only have 8 minutes before the battery protocols die.

We only have six days to go before all the money

We paid a lot of money for that hologram.

We really dodged a bullet, young man.

We received a lot of pressure from certain communities

We return you now

We saw your flyers

We see sickening things like that every day.

We see that the taxicab is in the lead,

We should all go in on a rooster.

We should maybe issue a statement saying

We shouldn't be trying to save their jobs.

We sit down and talk to the mom behind the bush.

We started this company to do nothing.

We thought you would be pleased

We told people that whole wheat bread was healthy!

We took all kinds of videos with his drone.

We understand micro paying,

We understand the humiliation your wife has gone through,

We were all messing around with it.

We were gonna look stupid!

We were trying to be funny.

We were wrong about that.

We were wrong about that.

We will continue to identify and add expertise to our team.

We will make them change their logo.

We will no longer make freemium games,

We?

We... we lost our way.

We'd say we lost an arm and a leg,

We'll find out today at recess, won't we?

We'll raise the money for summer camp in no time!

We'll see you at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

We'll sort this all out.

We're about to take this to a whole new level.

We're actually both at my house right now.

We're all out of toppings. There's nothing left to eat.

We're almost in range. Another 100 feet.

We're barely trending at all.

We're building a new Canada with micro payments from addicts.

We're calling on everyone to spend this weekend

We're forming a start up company.

We're going again on Friday, right?

We're gonna be up to our navels with bush.

We're gonna get a better view of the stage.

We're gonna have pizza and cake and a sweet band.

We're gonna need you to come with us, sir.

We're good, Scott. Stop bugging us.

We're good! Shut up!

We're here for the Cock Magic.

We're just gonna need one thing.

We're just waiting on Mr. Mackey. Again.

We're just wondering how the boys

We're just worried that some people will abuse the game

We're making money off tweets,

We're men.

We're near the finish line.

We're not bailing on the party.

We're not being grandpas!

We're not being grandpas.

We're not making money off records.

We're playing board games

We're playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

We're playing the "Terrance & Phillip" freemium game.

We're police officers.

We're supposed to respect our elders, remember?

We're talking about... This is Eric Cartman.

We're trending at 64%, sir.

We're trending well, but we need to attract more followers

We're trending well?

We're trying every possible combination

We're trying to finally create entertainment

We're trying to get a handle

We're working as fast as we can, sir.

We're, uh, a little disappointed in the turnout.

We've all been here from the beginning,

We've arrested a black man

We've been recommending is basically poison.

We've been running simulations,

We've been through this already, Stan.

We've called your parents, and they're on their way.

We've got a well balanced vaccine, sir!

We've got one shot at this, people

We've got to make him appear.

We've got to tell people the truth

We've had word of a possible gluten exposure in your home.

We've introduced the idea of micro paying with money.

We've just given you 5,000 Canadian coins.

Wearing an Oculus headset,

Welcome back, dude.

Well, a black guy walked into the police station.

Well, all over the country,

Well, all right! Good for you guys

Well, and you certainly have some of those problems, too,

Well, are you happy, Cartman?

Well, boys, there's more to starting a company

Well, go on, cissy!

Well, I certainly don't want you to feel

Well, I finally got my family

Well, I got to admit, you guys throw a pretty sweet party.

Well, I guess everything's out on the table now, huh, Kyle?

Well, I guess if everyone's just paying 40 cents at a time,

Well, I guess let's just be thankful we're not Butters.

Well, I hate it.

Well, I just thought our company name would be

Well, I'm down.

Well, I've been gluten free

Well, if you get grounded in virtual reality,

Well, if you identify yourself as a girl,

Well, it... it's just a little curious, you know,

Well, it's just 49 cents for the cheapest one.

Well, just for a moment, I want you to think one thing...

Well, let's meet one of these stars of the Internet.

Well, let's not forget, Marsha,

Well, my music and fluvial geomorphology

Well, no offense, but such a humble venue.

Well, nobody's talking.

Well, not 100%

Well, of course, the patriotic thing to do

Well, our friend here has some animal rights concerns.

Well, sure.

Well, that was a lot of fun. Thanks for inviting us, guys.

Well, that was a lot of fun. Thanks for inviting us, guys.

Well, that'd probably be best left

Well, that's fine.

Well, that's not a world Lorde ever wanted to be a part of.

Well, the producers of the show

Well, then, I guess I might as well eat.

Well, then, I wish you both well in your new venture.

Well, then, if you want to see real fights with real brutality,

Well, these things don't just fly themselves, do they?

Well, this looks like a lovely meal.

Well, this sucks.

Well, we certainly wouldn't want that.

Well, well.

Well, well. Hello, gentlemen.

Well, well. My overachieving doppelganger

Well, Wendy, I started

Well, what about you? You're having a glass of wine.

Well, what are you gonna do? Go back to school?

Well, what is more important, my friend...

Well, whatever it is you're after, I hope you get it.

Well, who's not filling a fucking hole, right?

Well, yeah but does anyone really care about them?

Well, yeah, I was sick in bed. What else was I gonna do?

Well, you have to admit he does look a little better.

Well, you know what to do.

Well, you must have a favorite kind of prey.

Well, you see, Butters?

Well, your New Hampshire broiler chickens

Wendy, did you hear about last night?

Wendy, I thought my life was going

Wendy, just go with it.

Wendy, there is a health crisis right now...

Wendy?

Wendyl? Fucking Wendyl?

What a loser!

What about it?

What about PowerBars? The PowerBars?

What about this, sir?

What all the addiction programs say is true...

What am I supposed to do?

What am I supposed to eat?

What are "Canadian coins"?

What are the producers trying to do?

What are you doing, Butters?

What are you doing? My farm!

What are you gaywads doing?

What are you going to do about this?

What are you gonna do now?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you talking about, Stan?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? It's great!

What are you two boners doing?

What are you watching?

What brought families together most

What did he play? Did he tap all his mana?

What did I tell you about removing the headset

What did you say?!

What do I do?!

What do you do to the snake?

What do you know about one of our artists... Lorde?

What do you mean,

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We're just going to school.

What do you say we change it up to something more exciting?

What do you say, Cartman?

What do you say, Timmy? A friendly race this Saturday?

What do you see now?

What do you think all these people are here to see?

What do you think you're doing?!

What do you think, huh?

What do you think, Kenny?

What do you think?

What does that have to do with me?

What fight?

What gives them the right to shoot down our drones?!

What gives you the right to make

What happens on level two after you get the Ontario nugget?

What if they ridicule the 49ers' team next?

What is happening to our living rooms?

What is he doing?

What is it, Adams?

What is it?

What is it? What is it for?

What is Project Alpha?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is that window doing outside the holiday special?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What is the joy that this stuff possibly brings you?

What is wrong with you, Stan?

What kind of decks were they using?

What kind of epic party can you have without pizza and cake?

What kind of person did we raise you to be?!

What matters is that the answer is in the pyramid.

What might be?

What most people would call acceptable.

What should we name him, Kenny?

What started as a simple contest

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the heck are you doing?!

What the hell are all those cars?

What the hell are these police drones doing?

What the hell are you doing, kid?!

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell did I do?

What the hell do we do?

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

What the hell is gluten?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is wrong with these kids today?

What the hell is wrong?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell? "Can't find the server"?

What the hell?!

What the hell... What hell is that?!

What was the name of the person

What we came up with is the new company logo

What we have a problem with

What we need is someone who truly gets

What you doin', motherfucker?!

What, you just collect coins?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Hello?

What? Tell us!

What? We're not racist.

What? What do you mean?

What?!

What?! You said nobody would know!

What... What did he do?

What... What happened to the significance?

What's a 911 area code?

What's Cock Magic?

What's exciting and hard core about shitty shrimp?

What's going on?

What's he gonna do now?

What's he saying?

What's it look like I'm doing? I'm trending, Kyle.

What's mean about it?

What's the big idea making a mobile game

What's the matter, Kenny?

What's the point?

What's this?

What's this?

What's to understand?

What's trending to them

What's wrong with supporting girls' athletics?

What's wrong with you?

What's your dad got to do with this?

What's your name?

Whatever it takes, stop this crisis.

Whatever remains, no matter how improbable,

Whatever you believe is real, is real.

Whatever.

When her music career took off, we thought she'd be gone,

When I can't even think?!

When Kickstarter went down,

When Michelle Obama got involved

When social media and entertainment

When the prince signed the agreement

When was this?

When we named our company Washington Redskins,

When we were playing with the Oculus headset.

When you get involved with freemium gaming,

When you haven't played in a while?

When you take all the starch away.

When you were talking to Butters, Cartman.

When you're not back at the access hub?

When you're standing here chugging beer.

When you're stuck, look to the pyramids

Whenever they want it,

Whenever you do something pleasurable like eating, sex.

Where he poured the milk into his penis.

Where is Ike?!

Where is the roof on this thing?

Where police drones are monitoring

Where the celebrities they look up to most

Where the more diligent workers

Where will we go? What will we do?

Where's that smile, Kenny?

Which called for a cease fire to the Wacky Races

Which is being driven by Matthew McConaughey.

Which is gonna air this weekend.

Which we now realize is good for you along with hooey.

While my dad was locked away.

While my team and my players are compared to ISIS?

While police claim

While their mindless loyal followers cheer them on.

While you're grounded, you can just go to bed hungry!

White people do it, too, if they're poor enough.

Who are gearing up to throw the most epic party ever.

Who are not happy about the use of the name...

Who are not happy about the use of the name...

Who are you?

Who can get the word out!

Who care about their occupation.

Who cares?!

Who did?

Who do you think you are?

Who does this handicapped boy think he is?

Who download freemium games ever pay anything for them.

Who first called you for customer service?

Who has over 30 million YouTube subscribers.

Who has promised us pain and servitude for a million years.

Who invented Let's Plays, Kyle.

Who is that?

Who is this guy?!

Who is this rat?

Who is this?

Who makes this crap?

Who my grandson thought was a god.

Who overcame humiliation,

Who paid you to call us

Who pays you?!

Who rose above the monsters invading her privacy

Who said anything about you?

Who says he might know something!

Who set fire to the school gymnasium

Who sexually harasses the passengers.

Who specializes in fluvial geomorphology

Who the fuck is that?

Who the hell would burn Kickstarter to the ground?

Who they are inside, then we all lose.

Who took all the pizza and cake?

Who want good old family values

Who was Lorde's uncle.

Who was snooping around the old Jefferson estate

Who will be performing with a hologram of Michael Jackson,

Who will make the content?

Who? Lorde?

Who's taking the shit?

Who's the man now?! I'm gonna take his car!

Who's the sheep herder?

Who's the snake?

Whoa, Butters. Chillax, bro.

Whoa, whoa! What?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! I'm in the car now!

Whoa! It's all so real!

Whooping fart balls

Whose drone was blamed for something

Why a hugely popular top 20 artist

Why can't you leave it alone? Why can't you just stop?!

Why dah do thin' young perpel are papin' to der?

Why did you give $5

Why did you have to rub your clit onstage, Dad?

Why did you put Craig's mom's bush on the Internet?!

Why didn't you tell me, Stan? I would have helped.

Why do you ask?

Why do you think freemium games

Why do you think young people are responding to this?

Why does everyone suddenly remember

Why does he suddenly sound like Al Pacino

Why does that matter?

Why don't we just call it Untitled Start up Company?

Why don't we just have everyone use the transginger bathroom?!

Why don't you guys

Why don't you just tell your parents how you feel?

Why don't you let other people drive Handicars, too?

Why is my little brother watching you

Why not?

Why were you doing this party, Stan?

Why would the guys send you in to convince me of anything?

Why would they do that?

Why would they send you in to convince me of anything?

Why would you turn Craig's mom's bush

Why wouldn't you download it and just try it out?

Why? Because there's fishnet stockings inside your jeans?!

Why?!

Why?!

Will be broadcast all morning, of course, on CNN.

Will have a plus one attack.

Will have to use the special designated bathroom

Will hopefully be a model for others.

Will I have the guts to go through with it?

Will it make you happy?

Will probably be somewhat traumatic for me.

Will still be telling stories

Will you look at that? Everyone on their cellphones.

Winner... McCormick!

With 3/4 inch plywood and a polymer metal alloy

With a French wine pairing.

With a girl that identifies herself as a fucking dude!

With an Elven Blade!

With appearances by Al Pacino, Iggy Azalea,

With Canada coins, you can buy stuff

With civilians lashing out at police.

With drinking.

With Handicar pulling up the rear.

With Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?

With Kenny's Magic skills,

With knowingly make it appeal to human weaknesses!

With Matthew McConaughey inside.

With mobile apps, we now have the ability

With money taken from addicts

With our phone line.

With people who actively do nothing.

With people who might be transgender

With such raw brutality.

With the cisgingers.

With the footage of my wife.

With the ginger I'm attracted to.

With the headset you ordered from us.

With the quality of the mobile game.

With the race nearly over,

With the V.R. headset on.

With the what?

With their f f free time?

With their gender identity, and all you're doing is...

With these punch happy assholes.

With this boy genius in Colorado?

With this special, we will assimilate

With what?

With what?

With what?

With your friends and family, and they were the ones

With, uh, the three rings and his penis.

With, um, dopamine regulation,

Without having to pay back your investors,

Without our approval?

Without us, people would be eating dirt and chairs.

Won by like 20 points.

Wonder how long I'm grounded for.

Work with her? How?

World friendly mode of transportation ever created.

Would be fused as one.

Would be to root for the Canadian devil.

Would like to be remembered.

Would play such a...

Would that be agreeable to you?

Would that make you feel better, huh?

Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?

Would you like to see my dick?

Wow! That was cool

Wow! Well, that's awesome!

Wow! You were right! I can actually feel it!

Wow.

Wow. Here we are, McNuggets.

Wow. This is pretty nice.

Wrong.

Yay! A show, a show!

Yeah

Yeah huh, it means I live a life of torture and confusion

Yeah huh.

Yeah, all he's gonna talk about is how

Yeah, and if he stops, I'll stop.

Yeah, and if you ask me, the Redskins are a scam.

Yeah, and it's cheaper than a taxi.

Yeah, and Jerry Jones must be happy.

Yeah, and we just, you know, we can't turn our back on him.

Yeah, but how can we keep that close a watch

Yeah, but I just feel stupid wearing this now.

Yeah, but maybe we need a name that's more affirming,

Yeah, but, seriously, it's like there's no real thing

Yeah, Butters. The discrepancy bars are oscillating

Yeah, come on over. C Check this out.

Yeah, Conner.

Yeah, Dad, you know that guy at work

Yeah, h here, right? Okay, I I'm staying here.

Yeah, he said some guy at work is Lorde's uncle or something.

Yeah, I agree with the last caller.

Yeah, I don't even know if I'm gonna watch it anymore.

Yeah, I guess... I guess everything is.

Yeah, I heard the girls' volleyball team

Yeah, I just downloaded it off the Internet.

Yeah, I just told her I was running late

Yeah, I just wasn't feeling the best.

Yeah, I know that.

Yeah, I like to sleep at nighttime!

Yeah, I swear if I hear another person

Yeah, I think that's great, too.

Yeah, I'm good. How are you, Kyle?

Yeah, it's fun

Yeah, it's going to be this weekend.

Yeah, it's me

Yeah, it's me. I need to fix this.

Yeah, just go with it, Wendy, cisginger bitch.

Yeah, let's just go home.

Yeah, like, you think they mind

Yeah, listen,

Yeah, our friend had been missing for a few days,

Yeah, she isn't as hot in person

Yeah, so I'm not some fuddy duddy who doesn't get it.

Yeah, so I'm thinking a water feature here...

Yeah, so, sorry you're not getting any spectators,

Yeah, so, sorry you're not getting any spectators,

Yeah, someone can come change all this.

Yeah, thank you, but this is a USDA problem.

Yeah, that's it! Burn, you bastard!

Yeah, that's pretty much what it means.

Yeah, that's what I saw. That... That's all I saw.

Yeah, that's why we want to have a start up company.

Yeah, the kids were pretty excited.

Yeah, the start up company thing didn't work out.

Yeah, they haven't worked out the audio yet, but...

Yeah, we can do it, fellas! It'll be like old times!

Yeah, we like hard core stuff. We're fucking dudes, bro.

Yeah, we snuck in his room last night,

Yeah, we sure did.

Yeah, we're sick of school,

Yeah, we've got a commenter window in our living room.

Yeah, well said, Kyle. Good point.

Yeah, well, I just couldn't sit around

Yeah, well, I'm glad people aren't mad at you anymore.

Yeah, well, no one's laughing, Kyle.

Yeah, well, you boys want to get in on some real action?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the party

Yeah, you damn kids!

Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all,

Yeah, you remember you said that Lorde, the singer,

Yeah, you said you had a start up company

Yeah, you're gonna open wide.

Yeah, you're gonna take it.

Yeah! Get it! Get it all!

Yeah! Recess is almost over.

Yeah! Stan's a big old fat cissy!

Yeah! What's the big idea harassing Erica, Stan?

Yeah! Yay! Yeah!

Yeah? Hang on.

Yeah? Wait, Mitchell, listen to this one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And I guess that's the point.

Yeah. Good luck with yours.

Yeah. I do

Yeah. I don't understand you at all.

Yeah. Maybe that's just kind of what they do naturally.

Yeah. That's my cover.

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. The record company messed it all up.

Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm gonna be okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I will.

Yeah. You got to know people.

Yeah. You should show your support, too, sometime.

Yep, just go to our Kickstarter page.

Yep. There's Kyle, Stan, and Kenny looking stupid as ever.

Yep. You know what Hillary says...

Yes, and that is why

Yes, Counselor Steve. We like the tug of war.

Yes, fuck you all. Thanks!

Yes, hello.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I'm... I'm not into the hobby anymore.

Yes, Mr. Mackey, we're all aware

Yes, no, sorry.

Yes, they made a copy of me,

Yes, uh, what about Handicar?

Yes, we do.

Yes, well, luckily,

Yes, will there be gluten free options

Yes, with every passing second, I become more powerful.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Thank you!

Yes! Yes, everything's fine!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Everyone's sick of it.

Yes. Freemium gaming.

Yes. I mean... Yes, that's all.

Yes. I'd like to return this drone.

Yes. My name is Kyle Broflovski.

Yes. Please have a seat, Lorde.

Yes. That might be our only option.

Yes. We have to reach the children.

Yes. Yes, Stan.

Yo.

You all pushed me to this!

You all right, Kenny?

You all right?

You and Kenny are just as responsible.

You are Eric Cartman?

You are making a deal with the Canadian devil

You are not to leave this room,

You are not transgender, Eric.

You are not watching him comment on things!

You are watching "E! Entertainment News."

You are watching BBC World.

You are.

You betcha, pal.

You better curb your dog before people start ripping on you!

You better curb your dog, Stan.

You better find a way to get it back.

You better just give him what he wants.

You better watch your mouth, kid!

You bought 200 Canadian coins for 49 cents!

You bought the Oculus Rift headset, Kyle.

You boys have a nice cock.

You boys really want to spend it inside in front of the TV?

You broke Kickstarter!

You broke up with me, Stan.

You buy Canadian coins so you have Canadough.

You call this a party?

You can be Terrance, or Phillip, or both.

You can do it, McNuggets!

You can get on the Internet right now

You can make it fly anywhere and shoot video and stuff.

You can see it already is having a negative effect.

You can see the mama bird fly in.

You can suck my Clinton balls.

You can walk around and collect Canada cash to build new stuff.

You can't be serious.

You can't call dibs on a toilet.

You can't call yourself Washington Redskins!

You can't just keep us in here!

You can't just replace artists with holograms.

You can't make me go to Papa John's!

You can't make me share a bathroom

You can't not let me go, or I'll hate you forever!

You can't trust anyone in this reality.

You cancel on him?

You cannot let my people be belittled like this.

You couldn't put on the party you were hoping to put on,

You damn kids following

You didn't build a mobile game. You built an addiction machine!

You didn't know? Anyone can be a Handicar driver now.

You didn't realize?

You die in real life, Butters?

You die in real life?

You discovered my plan, but too late!

You do it right and safely.

You do?

You don't break his fucking legs!

You don't even know what that means.

You don't forget about everything you promised people!

You don't have to prove anything.

You don't like puke?

You don't like puke?

You don't think it's a little ridiculous

You don't understand.

You don't understand. We have to stop them.

You don't use Handicar?

You don't want to see Craig's mom's bush?

You feel bad for the roosters?

You forgot your neurons would be torn apart?

You found Cartman like this,

You get grounded in real life, too... forever!

You give away a little taste, and then...

You give it away for free.

You go down. Go down, find seat.

You got a junked car in your front yard, Mr. McCormick.

You got a problem, Stotch?

You got a question for the boys?

You got ****d by a shark.

You got the money? Okay, great, Butters.

You got to use the cissy bathroom.

You guys are just into lame, vulgar crap,

You guys like hard core stuff, huh?

You guys really pulled it off.

You guys want to check it out?

You guys want to put some money on it?

You guys want to see Craig's mom's bush?!

You guys, I have accepted the reality

You guys, I've got it!

You guys, is it that much dumber than video games you play?

You guys! You guys, it's awesome!

You have a big party and invite everyone,

You have any free range chickens?

You have forgotten.

You have no right to use our name to get attention.

You have summoned the prince of temptation for what purpose?

You have to do something, Commissioner Goodell!

You have to get up.

You have to use your influence

You have your crutches.

You haven't done anything yet.

You hear me?!

You hear that, fatso? You're going to the hospital!

You hear that, McNuggets?

You hear that, mister?! No dinner for you!

You in a tuxedo fucking this girl!

You just can't expect people to want to watch.

You just couldn't take it that our company

You just gonna drink beer alone all day?

You just might want to

You just need to have the snake

You just push it on other people?

You know how every year I go to summer camp?

You know I meant the situation is pretty hairy, right?

You know we're all cutting down on phone time

You know what he said to me?

You know what I mean, buddy?

You know what I mean!

You know what I said?

You know what I'd tell her?

You know what I'm gonna miss most?

You know what I'm talking about.

You know what we call those? Cissies!

You know what we got to do, guys?

You know what? You know what?

You know who.

You know, because you've already got A.C. over here,

You know, excuse me for saying so,

You know, get the sound of running water

You know, I had to focus on one thing.

You know, I think Lorde is going to play tomorrow

You know, if there's one thing I could leave you all with,

You know, it used to be called "natural."

You know, it's like you can eat wrong and eat wrong,

You know, it's not fucking rocket science, this stuff.

You know, tell them you don't want to go,

You know, they all do it, and it's kind of my deal.

You know, those drone thingies.

You know, we just wanted to give back to the community

You know, we live in a world of brutality and violence.

You know, we're actually in the playoffs,

You know, when you put your all into something,

You know, you used to sit in the living room

You know, you've been eating gluten and shit.

You know? I mean, what kind of bullshit is that?

You looking to have some fun?

You mean he's actually stuck in virtual reality?

You mean the girl who just showed her asshole

You mean there's more to this?

You mean... I just slept with a hologram?

You might say, "Well, there's fat in butter too,"

You mind finishing up here?

You missed school today?

You must find yourself attracted to boys.

You must know why we can't have you

You need find your way back to my room.

You need this, Lorde,

You need to get to the USDA, child

You need to realize that you have something in your brain

You need to stop recommending that app to people.

You need to, uh, come back.

You okay, bro?

You paid pushers

You pay for the game, and you enjoy.

You people have to do something.

You porice?

You promised me we wouldn't get into trouble!

You really think I'm that stupid,

You said is Lorde's uncle or something?

You said you had to be free to chase your dreams.

You said you stopped buying Canadough.

You say you're about honor and integrity,

You see, in this world, things aren't what they seem.

You see? Look at this.

You should download it to your phone right now.

You should probably listen to him, dude.

You slept with Tupac?!

You son of a bitch!

You spent $10 and eight hours to unlock a stadium?

You start a domino effect

You take a moral stand on issues,

You talked to your dad, right, Stan?

You think I didn't try that?

You think I didn't try that?

You think the fucking alcohol industry cares?

You think they're happy?

You think this world is just there for your amusement?!

You think those people out there care what you sound like?

You think you're gonna get a good product

You think you're so much better than everyone.

You told us your company was gonna make $10 million

You two have demons you're trying to compensate for.

You understand we deal with a lot of fake stories at Spin.

You used to sit in the living room with family and friends

You want to go downstairs and play?

You want to return it?

You want to see my dick?

You want to take it out for a spin?

You want water? Is that what you want?

You wanted to see me, boss?

You wanted to see me?

You were listening but we didn't know you were there?

You were told to walk out in front of 100,000 people,

You were?

You what?

You will find that my door has been sealed

You will literally be giving us money

You wouldn't know who?

You, the girl with the ponytails... You are dead.

You, the people, go out and raise all your own money,

You, too, right now. #Webelieveinyou.

You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! Pussy!

You. Friends.

You'll find that...

You'll just have to share, Eric. Why can't you understand that?

You're a dick! You're a spying dick!

You're all alone now, toilet. Nobody can hear you scream.

You're all going to jail for a long time,

You're all gonna be out of work for good.

You're amazing!

You're an Internet bullshit artist, Lorde!

You're back?

You're blowing up Twitter

You're cool, Eric. You're cool.

You're damn right I will.

You're doing great.

You're going off grid.

You're going to the big leagues.

You're gonna take your punishment.

You're gonna throw the most epic party of the decade

You're handicapped.

You're heading up to the mountains, too, huh?

You're in big trouble, Stanley.

You're just another female pop star.

You're Lorde?

You're nervous. It's understandable.

You're no match for Canadian Satan!

You're not Lorde. Ignorant

You're saying that these people who want you killed

You're saying these games do this on purpose?

You're so transparent, Stan.

You're someone who can just bail on the people you love.

You're someone who can't be counted on.

You're supposed to be keeping watch on the neighborhood.

You're talking about the crowdfunding company Redskins.

You're the law, and these things need to be illegal.

You're the most commented on artist in the world right now

You're very lucky, young man.

You're watching ESPN Illegal,

You're watching someone play Call of Duty

You're wearing the headset,

You're... You're gonna have to go

You've become sort of a poster child

You've been in the virtual space all along, Kyle.

You've both done an amazing job.

You've collected 10 Canadian coins!

You've got a couple hairline fractures,

You've got a fully automated sound system,

You've got legs that look like a horse!

You've got more customers than you can handle.

You've got the purest shit out there,

You've got till tomorrow to think it over.

You've got to get down on your knees

You've got to reach out to a higher power, Stan.

You've infected him with your bullshit!

You've never seen anything so ruthless.

You've reached the big time.

You've seen through the charade,

Young man, we ask that you please stop using the name

Your "save the living room" hashtag

Your checks, of course,

Your dad has a fucking drone?!

Your dad wanted me to let you know

Your dad will never know.

Your guys' stuff is just seriously lame.

Your source for bull fighting, dog fighting, and Cock Magic.

Your turn, Grampa.

Your vital signs are looking good.

Your wiener, my balls... They're public domain.

YouTube celebrities are only getting bigger,

1 nil, South Park.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark

10 darra?!

17 year old girl from New Zealand

20 different cakes, and Lorde is going to play live.

20,"

80% of alcohol sales are paid for by alcoholics.

"Grandpa"?! This is how they talk to us.

# Feelin' good, feelin' good # Backup instruments.

# I really should go # # What's the hurry? #

# Missy who? # # Missy who? #

# Push, push # # Of this box you put me in #

$1 pledged! Mrph rm!

Aah! Are you okay?

All on one stage! On one night!

All right, that's all of it! You sure?

All right, you got those? I can get both of these, yeah.

All right! Yeah!

Another $2! No way!

Are we all set to start? Almost.

Are you crazy? I'm crazy hungry!

Aw, I don't know. Come on. Just try it out.

Bloody butt cough. Uh huh.

Boom! Boom!

Butters, is that you? Yeah, it's me.

Butters, no! Are you crazy?! What?! What?! What?!

Butters. No!

Butters... I just want to end this

Calm down. No!

Can you do that? Yeah!

Cartmanbrah! Cartmanbrah!

Decks? Who?

Derr, sexual harassment, boss? It's simple.

Did you choke him? Yes.

Did you shoot him? Yes!

Don't forget the freezer! Oh, God!

Don't touch me. Look, I'm okay.

Dude, that was total carnage. That was freaking hard core.

Dude, what... the...

Erica. Listen, Eric.

For what? Ohh, nothing.

Gerald Broflovski? Yes?

Get out of there! Get out! You're not safe!

Get up, Cartman. Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Go, Redskins! Go, Redskins!

Happy deadline day! We made it, guys.

Hello. Hello, son.

Hey, dude. Hey

Hey, guys. 'Sup?

Hey, Jimmy. What's up? Not much.

Hey, Mimsy. Yeah?

Hey, uh, Jimmy, can we talk? Well, sure, fellas.

Hey, Wendy, you having fun? Yeah, sure.

His dad sees you! I don't know what to do!

Hope you can make it. What's this?

I didn't do anything, Kyle. Uh huh.

I hate your party! What's wrong with you?

I know you... You were what?

I like it. Mrph rm!

I was in the bathroom... You were spying on me?!

I'll pay you back for it, okay? How?!

I'm "transginger." What?!

I'm not here, Butters. What?

Interim status? Interim status is go!

It's a night of pure..

It's just... It's fun.

It's not that weird. It's okay, honey.

It's true! That's right.

Kyle! Cartman?

Kyle! Kyle! Dude, calm down.

Let's get to work. Okay.

Loser, loser! Cartman's a loser!

Lucky. Timmy!

Maybe we should help. Yeah!

MR. Sorry I'm late.

MR. We're out

Mrph rmhmhm rm. Not a word, Kenny.

Mrph rmhmhm! Let me see!

Mrph rmhmhm? Yeah.

Mrphrmhrm? Yeah.

Nicki Minaj

No, Eric. I don't want to... MR. Butters!

No! I didn't get any! That guy has two!

No! There is no way... Butters, Butters, Butters!

Nobody does! Butters!

Of course not! All right. Come in.

Oh, God! Jesus! Did you see that? Oh!

Oh, God! That's right!

Oh, God! That's right!

Oh, my God! That isn't fair!

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh! Oh, dude!

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Peter Nelson? Yes?

PewDiePie! PewDiePie!

PewDiePie! PewDiePie!

Randy? Aah!

Right, Eric? Right, Butters.

Rm rmh. That's terrible.

Rm! That's horrible.

Rm. Huh? A little bit?

Rmh? Dude, do we look like police?

Shh! But he's dying!

So let's start. Oh, no. No, Ike.

Stop! Make it stop! Just stay down!

Sure. You bet

Thanks for covering my ass. You're welcome.

Thanks, Mr. Cosby! Happy holidays!

That son of a bitch. That self promoting asshole

That's Craig's house. Mrph rmhmhm rm!

That's the NFL. It's the same thing, Kyle!

The whole world's gone crazy. Tell me about it.

These guys are so dumb, huh? Yeah!

They pay me to! Who, Jimmy?!

This party's lame! I hate your party!

This thing is recording, right? Rm!

Those Redskins. Yeah, whatever.

Timmy, Timmy. Hey, Timmy

Timmy! That's great.

Timmy! Timmy!

Timmy! Timmy!

To the bathroom. Oh, no, you don't.

We already got a dollar! What?

Well, gay's wholesome. But it's got to be perfect.

Well, that's just a beer. Oh, Jesus.

What are you doing?! Butters...

What color were they? Nobody paid us anything!

What does that mean? You want to dance?

What is your name, please? Kyle.

What the heck? Cartmanbrah!

What? Congratulations, Kyle.

What? No, no, he's right.

What? Your dad's drone.

What?! Somebody killed Kickstarter!

What's a PewDiePie do? Google him!

What's done? The word is out.

What's that? He's playing an enchantment.

Where was all this? We can't tell you, bro

Where's the food? Loser, loser!

Who's the famous artist? Me!

Whoa

Whoa, wait, I is that... Holy moly!

Whoa! Whoa!

Why would he do this? Because my dad's an idiot!

Why would I get rid of it? Well, somebody did!

With a special appearance by... Michael Jackson's hologram!

Wow! The cops came? Yeah.

Yay! Yay!

Yeah, sure. Okay!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah? Come on.

Yeah. Come on, guys.

Yes! Hamburger Helper?

Yes? Hello, sir

Yes. Michael Taylor, FDA.

You all right, dude? Yeah. I just..

You got to get out! Hurry! You got to go!

You have to hurry! Oh, Jesus!

You son of a bitch! What?

You still have time? Yeah, no, this is great.

You're not gonna believe this. Oh, no. What now?

Your party sucks! Come on, guys, let's go!

Your party sucks! Where's the food?

..

...and make the game about waiting,

...I'm labeled as some kind of freaking monster.

...just laying there.

...we are going to clear out

'cause it's, like, super hard.

'Cause let's face it...

'Cause subscribin' makes you feel good!

'Sup, Jason?

"A," I don't have a clit,

"Can't find the server"? Kickstarter.

"Don't shoot me. I'm on your side."

"Freemium"... the "mium" is Latin for "not really."

"Fuck you."

"Help me unload the c car."

"I actually have plans this weekend.

"I ain't gonna kill you, man. You're the King of Pop.

"I realize now that I make people uncomfortable.

"Meh"?

"Oh, thank you, Eric.

"Oh, thank you, Eric. That's pretty smart.

"Panda Express. Cock magic at 9:00 p.m."

"Terrance and Phillip hire pushers

"The Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special

"Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special"

"Washington Redskins" totally gets peoples' attention!

"We don't fucking care."

"Yes, I do, you guys."

# 'Bout how I'm not as rich as other people, ya, ya, ya #

# 'Cause I am Lorde #

# Ah ah ah, yeah #

# Ah ah ah, yeah #

# Ah, ya, ya, ya, ya #

# All for the little ones, girls and boys #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# Ample parking day or night #

# And I will push, push #

# And I'm moving my hips while I'm shaking my tits #

# And now we push, push #

# And she flew and she flew away into the sun #

# And so I push to close the door #

# And the night that it saved us from drones? #

# And then she di i i ed #

# And we'll never be...

# Because I am Lorde #

# Because you don't understand #

# Better get this party started #

# Bigger than Earth and denser than gold #

# But have a cup of #

# But it's snowing out there #

# But that'd be nice 'cause that'd be nice fantasy #

# But then when drones were filling the sky #

# By myself #

# Call me Lorde, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya #

# Clitnubbin

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

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# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

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# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #

# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #

# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #

# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #

# Copscan'tgoaround chokingblackpeople.

# Craig's mom lived a life of shame and despair #

# Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush #

# Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush #

# Da da dit da dit #

# Down through the chimney with good St. Nick #

# Down through the chimney with lots of toys #

# Dun dun, da da dun dun, da da dan #

# Everyone feared her great giant bush #

# Feelin' good on a Monday #

# Feelin' good on a Wednesday #

# Feelin' good on a Wednesday #

# Feelin' good on a Wednesday #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Gargantuan thicket of madness #

# Get this party started, ohh #

# Give me the hope to go on #

# Givin' me the hope #

# Givin', givin' me the hope to go o o o on #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

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# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

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# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Got my space, all the freedom I need #

# Have a holly jolly Christmas #

# Have you heard the tale of Craig's mom's bush #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Headin' on up to South Park #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Hee hee! #

# Help me unload the car #

# Help me unload... load the car #

# Hey, hey #

# Ho ho ho #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Hunger Games, ya, ya, ya #

# I am L..

# I am Lorde #

# I am Lorde #

# I am Lorde #

# I am Lorde, I am Lorde #

# I am Lorde, I am Lorde #

# I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya #

# I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya #

# I am Lorde... Lorde, Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #

# I don't know if there'll be snow #

# I don't want a separate place #

# I need to feel safe #

# I'll never be... I'll never be royalty #

# I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world #

# I'm feeling good on a Wednesday #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

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# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

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# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

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# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

# I'm troubled, I'm troubled in mind #

# If Jesus don't help me, I surely will die #

# Is distorted, twisted, broken, fractured #

# Isolated, miles out to sea #

# It's the best time of the #

# lhatecartmanbrah is trending at 96% and climbing.

# Life in plastic, it's fantastic #

# Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo #

# Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo #

# Lorde flushing... Lordy, Lordy, Lorde, Lo... #

# Lorde, Lorde #

# Lorde, Lorde #

# Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #

# Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #

# Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #

# Lorde, Lorde, Lorde, I am Lorde #

# Lordy, Lordy, Lorde #

# Missy who, who? #

# Missy who, who? Missy who, who? #

# Missy who? Missy who? #

# Missy, Missy, Missy #

# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #

# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #

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# Nobody knew the power it had #

# Not thrown away, away, away, away #

# Of the stall you've made for me #

# Oh, but it's snowing out there #

# Oh, ya, ya #

# Ooh oh oh #

# Ooh oh oh, ooh oh oh #

# Ooh oh oh, ooh oh oh #

# Ooh oh oh, ooh oh oh #

# Out jumps good old Santa Claus #

# People spouting howdy neighbor #

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# Push, ow, hot, push, ow, ow, hot #

# Push, push #

# Say, what's in this drink? #

# She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly #

# Sitting on the toilet thinking #

# Sparklin' thoughts #

# Sparklin' thoughts #

# Sparklin' thoughts #

# That's all I do is rip off Missy #

# That's just some J E L L O #

# The image of me that you see #

# There's a party going on, and it's all right here #

# There's a party going on, and it's all right here #

# They just thought it was shaggy and gross #

# Throw my hands in the air #

# To keep me away #

# To stand together #

# To tear down the walls #

# Truly a magical bush to behold #

# Truly a magical bush to behold #

# Unload, un... unload, ya, ya, ya #

# Up on the housetop, clickity click click #

# Up on the housetop, reindeer pause #

# We love the city, ya, ya, ya #

# Webelieveinyou.

# Webelieveinyou.

# Well, I guess it's time to leave #

# What I need is a little bit of shelter #

# What I need now is a little bit of shelter #

# While I'm twerking this chair #

# Who oo oo oo oo oo oo? #

# Who wouldn't go? #

# With sparklin' thoughts #

# Women's bathrooms smell so nice, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya #

# Ya, ya #

# Ya, ya, feelin' good on a Wednesday #

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# Yeah, but I need to get home #

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# You push to find a label that fits me #

$26,000?