South Park - Season 6 Edit

A brave man named Jesus.

A car has broken down with a flat tire

A car has broken down with a flat tire

A carrot!

A crazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago.

A dark wizard must be trying to stop us!

A frail child cast aside by society.

A frame of mind, or something gay like that.

A freaking medal?

A guy walks into a b...

A guy walks, a guys walk into a b b...

A ha ahahahaaa!

A ha!

A ladder to

A ladder to heaven in order to try to see him again.

A ladder to heaven? That's fucking stupid.

A ladder to heaven? Why, son?

A ladder to heaven.

A little to the left. Okay, that's good. A little to the right.

A lot of decent, hard working freaks in America are losing their talk show jobs

A new movement is sweeping the country,

A person's ashes are put into an urn,

A priest, bishop or cardinal cannot get married.

A rematch?

A remote island chain just a few miles from

A rip off of a Twilight Zone episode.

A shadow of a man who can find no companionship,

A stapler!

A stereotype that hurts the African American community.

A stranger was caught trying to abduct the Tweek boy!

A thousand? Oh Jesus, man!

A vandal has apparently cut off and stolen

A very merry Christmas to you!

A way back up!

A woman whose head was smashed in on a logger,

Aaaaaaghg! Nooooooo!

Aaaaaghhh!

Aaaaahhhh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaahhh!

Aaagh!

Aaagh!

Aaagh!

Aaagh!

Aaagh! Oh, Jesus!

Aaaghh!

Aaaghhaghgh! Mom, Mom!

Aaaghhg!

Aaahghh!

Aaahhh!

Aagahgh! Agahgahgagh!

Aagh, oh God!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aaghgh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About 8:00 pacific standard time.

About a man who beats people up because he's insecure.

About being able to crap out your mouth,

About certain aspects of your teaching methods.

About child abductions than we apparently knew before, Tom.

About children being abducted and we thought we should talk.

About me going to Jewleeard someday?

About people in robes slaughtering goats have to do with today's world?

About the tragedies on September 11th.

About what you saw

Acting like yourself again, sweetie!

Actually, it looks like this year you're gonna

Add a little hair, and presto.

Ado ramus te Christe.

Affect your judgment, have you, George?

After a few more commercials!

After that, I'll bail.

Agh, oh God... just a dream.

Agh, wait! Chef just a got a new plasma screen TV with surround sound!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh! Agh! I'm dying!

Agh! But what if while I'm putting on the nose,

Agh... agh...

Agh... whew!

Aghagh!

Aghgh!

Aghh! Aghh! Aghh!

Aghhh!

Ah ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha, ha ha haa.

Ah ha ha! Ha ha ha haaa!

Ah tah! Bebe! Fire bad!

Ah, ah... We gotta go... Come on...

Ah, Butters! Like what you're seeing so far?

Ah, here he is. This is Josh Cashner,

Ah, here's a good one.

Ah, here's the Arab as a terrorist.

Ah, it's so great that everything is back to normal.

Ah, my faithful companion in world destruction,

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! You may have won this time, but I will be back!

Ahaah!

Ahh ha ha haa! Ha ha haaa!

Ahh tah... ah tahh...

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahhagahg!

Ahhh tah, ahhhh tah.

Ahhh, okay, there's one, Wendy, doing great...!

Ahhh!

Ahhh...

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

Aides for everyone!

AIDS is finally funny!

AIDS quilt!

AIDS so funny.

AIDS!

Ain't gonna have no time now to baste it...

Ain't so great.

Ain't that that "Gladiator" guy?

Alan Jackson is of course the man who wrote the song

Alert ground troops to stand by.

All aboard the Poo Choo Express!

All hail the gerbil king!

All he ever wants to do is watch "Becker".

All I did was pick a random name

All I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him

All I want are my friends.

All I wanted was for these people to understand

All I'm gonna have left are you two douches.

All I'm saying is it's gonna take a lot of singing

All I've been trying to get you guys to do

All of ours.

All our favorite movies are going to be changed and updated

All over his country, there are reports

All over the country people are discovering that yes,

All prepared for liposuction surgery?

All ready for Christmas?

All right, all right, I'll give you that.

All right, all right. I’ll stay here and answer the phone for you.

All right, Aspen! As a special treat tonight,

All right, boys. Just stay right there until your parents arrive.

All right, boys. The game is over. Get out of the truck with your hands up.

All right, Cows!

All right, dude, if I race you, will you leave me alone?

All right, everyone. Stay tuned, because next we're going to meet

All right, everything is worked out.

All right, fine. You and me at the summit. Now.

All right, I better get out of here before they get back.

All right, it's settled! Come on, Butters!

All right, Jared, you sick pervert!

All right, Johnston, give it up!

All right, let me see if I got this straight.

All right, little dudes. Great to see you out here.

All right, look, we've been here for over three hours.

All right, Mongolians!

All right, Mr. Worf.

All right, Mr. Worf. Start the engine and put her in gear.

All right, now go to bed and get some rest.

All right, now it's time for phase two.

All right, thanks, Chris.

All right, that does it! I have had enough!

All right, that does it.

All right, then we're going to have to eat Butters.

All right, they're in front of the cattle ranch. Hit it.

All right, we'll keep ours. We'll send out one calf.

All right, well, if you gotta get good at something really fast,

All right, you sons of bitches,

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right. That does it. It's time to bring out the big guns.

All right. The original Avid cut of Star Wars: Episode One.

All set to go skiing?

All that's dead are your stupid laws and rules.

All the ad said was that we had to attend a 30 minute meeting, right?

All the boys are out there somewhere with a...

All the E.T. effects have been digitally upgraded.

All the guns have been digitally changed to walkie talkies.

All the horrible things they've done to kids.

All the old prints in celebration!

All we need to do in return is get a cattle transporting semi truck

All we're doing is trying to reach a new audience with our movies.

All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film.

Almost, I just have to get through the

Alpha team, get that support structure up!

Already the Japanese ladder extend far into space,

Alright everyone, the time has come for us

Alright I'm going to the bathroom now.

Alright now, Stan,

Alright then, it's settled.

Alright then, Tugga!

Alright, alright, I drank the chocolate milk mix

Alright, asshole, I know you're here to try and throw me off

Alright, boys, time to be getting home.

Alright, but right now we gotta focus on

Alright, Butters, take the bathroom pass and go.

Alright, calm down.

Alright, children, before we get started,

Alright, children, I got you four tickets to Thailand

Alright, children, stand up on this chair, na

Alright, come on in.

Alright, congratulations to those of you selected to stay.

Alright, everybody, listen up!

Alright, everyone scatter and look for the sea men.

Alright, everyone, it was a tough decision

Alright, everyone, we're gonna take our first commercial break.

Alright, fine, you're the spokesman, Cartman.

Alright, fine!

Alright, go ahead.

Alright, guys, now that we're all here

Alright, here it goes.

Alright, here to light the Christmas tree is a very special young man

Alright, here we go!

Alright, how's the ladder going, general?

Alright, I guess we can all watch Terrance and Phillip together.

Alright, I just started my period and I need tampons.

Alright, I'm done.

Alright, Jimmy, see ya.

Alright, just checking.

Alright, let's get started.

Alright, let's go get the gymnasium ready.

Alright, let's just leave the semen sample next to the corpse.

Alright, listen to me.

Alright, look I'll show you.

Alright, look, I didn't wanna have to say this,

Alright, now keep with me here, it gets a little complicated...

Alright, now listen, kids,

Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night...

Alright, son, now bring me the victim child!

Alright, that does it!

Alright, that does it! Pip, get the fudge out!

Alright, that does it! We know how to get our way!

Alright, the rest of you, thanks for coming,

Alright, then on to your other cause.

Alright, there you go!

Alright, there you go.

Alright, those with roses will move on to the swimsuit and talent competition.

Alright, Token, we know you must be very confused

Alright, we want to thank everybody for coming,

Alright, we'll have to play for it.

Alright, where's that son of a bitch's wallet?

Alright, you asked for it.

Alright, you children have had a long night.

Alright, you ready?

Alright, you wanna fight, huh?!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright! We made it!

Also in the news tonight,

Also, be aware of skiers around you. If you run into another skier,

Always fade out in a montage

Always spending time with her! God, I hate you guys!

Am I being fired?

Am I bummed?

Amazing!

Amen.

America wants to bomb my house, my main man.

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

An abductor, in our own town?

An American priest by the name of Maxi

And "Ballchin Boy."

And 300 dollars cash.

And a lifetime of free food at City Wok

And a lot of Colombians to name just a few.

And after my parents get angry,

And all the guns have been replaced by walkie talkies.

And also to free Hat McCullough.

And anyone else who wants to alter it

And apes have taken over!

And are a part of your soul, are now being updated and changed.

And as for altering our films,

And attempts at being our friend.

And be reminded of the Simpsons every day.

And be the final undoing of Earth?

And bought some shares in a condo.

And bring about a peaceful resolution using clever psychology.

And brought the first load of scrap wood!

And burn all the world with the Sun's harmful rays.

And by God, I'm gonna do it!

And calling her a slut the next.

And can shed some light on the subject.

And Cartman drank it thinking it was chocolate milk mix.

And cause of death has yet to be determined.

And cause of death has yet to be determined.

And Chantal took her clothes off right in front of everybody.

And con everyone in town into buying a monorail,

And cooked until you're nothing but ashes.

And deducted the times you've been nice.

And do all the kids at school make fun of you?

And do they call you "freak"? And "weirdo"?

And do you even suspect me? No.

And don't let my mom see you 'cause I'll get in trouble.

And even though it didn't quite work out,

And every detail of your house.

And everyone got along great.

And expensive.

And explain what happened.

And figured that if we build a huge wooden shade

And figured that if we build a huge wooden shade

And filled with razor sharp teeth!

And finally, Ursala, the giant douche

And find ten gallons of sea men.

And from what I understand, they love a good fight!

And George Lucases of the world.

And get on the Maury Povich Show so we can get a prize.

And get our sea men back ourselves!

And get something for the kid too!

And grow to bring woe wherever they can.

And have a lady massage 'em.

And have pepperoni pizzas and ice cream.

And have them shaken up in a huge mixer at the paint store

And he has the holy document of the Vatican law!

And he pays actors to be plants in the audience!

And he's about to find out

And he's about to find out that being eight...

And he's in a safe place.

And here we have the slaughterhouse.

And here we see what looks like a laboratory of some sort

And here, here are some Christmas cookies!

And here's some old toys that I don't need anymore!

And here's the coffee you wanted, doctor.

And his life changed forever!

And hungry children of the world,

And I also have balls hanging from my chin.

And I am sick of this world and the stinky people in it.

And I ate a little food so it looks like you ate,

And I base that on absolutely nothing.

And I challenge you to a psychic showdown!

And I clearly saw Kenny putting the ticket

And I don't feel like doing more drugs now.

And I don't want you to blow it, okay? Does that help take the stress off?

And I found an ad for little ocean creatures

And I got it changed into quarters!

And I have finally come up with something

And I have the right to do whatever I want with them.

And I have to ship it out Friday.

And I just thought... Well, maybe it wouldn't hurt

And I need to ask you a few questions about your priest, okay?

And I never get to say or do anything.

And I promise you,

And I say 6th graders are opposed to water.

And I think it's great!

And I think that whoever is doing it doesn't have very much respect for me.

And I thought we should all go!

And I thought you children

And I want to impose swift and horrible revenge upon them?

And I was dumb enough to believe

And I will work hard... for you.

And I won't have to share my room!

And I would have gotten away with it again

And I'll drive you home.

And I'll give you tree fiddy!

And I'll have the City chicken.

And I'm not gonna wear this coat any more, either.

And I'm proud to have you as a friend.

And I'm talking about a six figure income,

And I've come up with my final theory of composite dynamics:

And I've got the sea men...

And I've gotta be honest with you, it isn't going well.

And I've just been frustrated because I didn't think of it first.

And I’m going to give them aides myself!

And if anybody needs to potty,

And if the driver gets angry, you blame me!

And if we can get a hold of the negative, they can't change the movie?

And if we refuse?

And if you don't tolerate it, I'll report you to the S.C.C.

And in a fight, are known to kick with their legs.

And in here, boys and girls, we have our veal ranch.

And in other news,

And introduce you to some new ones.

And is caught in a time matrix.

And is growing by 1,000 miles every day.

And is this the children you told us about?

And it could prove to be a threat to our country.

And it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.

And it hasn't been an easy process.

And it is, I assure you.

And it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say?

And it looks like Tad is way out in front.

And it said that Backdoor Sluts 9 is the most hardcore porno ever made.

And it should be taken off of money as well.

And it should take about a month to achieve the results you want.

And it was his birthday!

And it wasn't a good death. It was, it was a sad death.

And it's been a day and a half! These guys won't let us leave.

And it's the coolest thing ever! Santa has to bring me one!

And it's when you're bored

And just remember, Mr. Edward might not hear from

And just run away and join the circus!

And kids can come over now to see!

And learn more today.

And lies are never the right way to get your message across.

And lower it down to Polly Prissypants.

And make all those who banished us from society run wrecked.

And make society finally pay for shunning us!

And makes a little society

And modernized technology!

And money is something everyone worries about.

And most kinds of stomach cancers.

And most likely isn't gonna fund terrorists.

And Mr. Garrison. Do you understand that?

And my house is being fumigated!

And my Mission: Impossible Breaking and Entering Playset?

And never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh?

And nobody knows what direction the video store is in.

And none of it applies to what being a Catholic is all about!

And not just with people that are freaks

And not put him up in a condominium!

And now back to Russell Crowe, Fightin' Around the World!

And now back to Russell Crowe, Fightin' Around the World!

And now for the weather in heaben, let's go to Natsuko Sen.

And now for your feature presentation!

And now he's here once again to capitalize on people's emotions.

And now he's trying to crap out his mouth.

And now I'm gonna make you pay!

And now it is time for my final labor of loathing.

And now Kenny's soul is trapped in Cartman's body.

And now Rob Schneider is...

And now this puny world will bow down to me!

And now we're no good, dirty, goddamn hippies!

And now you're asking me to be in triple Dutch?

And now, back to more kids who are out of control

And our horrible plan will be complete.

And pay for mistreating you then?

And pay for mistreating you then?

And perhaps they would

And play with yourself.

And put two golf balls inside.

And ran naked through the city streets,

And replace the inside instead, with 2 month old mayonnaise!

And replaced it with kitty litter.

And replaces it instead with mayonnaise.

And ride the log ride.

And said his dead father wanted to say happy birthday

And say that I'm out of control and do drugs and have sex

And say you were on a camping trip with Kyle's family,

And says there's nothing his stupid mom can do about it.

And scared as this poor kid!

And scream, "Awoooooo!"

And sexual orientations getting along.

And she asked us if the priest ever put anything in our butts.

And shouldn't be allowed to alter your films. Your response?

And show us a passage of time

And so here we are, in history rich China!

And so I’m here to tell you that you should all go out and get aides!

And so it was that the heroes traveled many miles

And so Mr. Mackey's identity is to remain anonymous.

And so that's the situation.

And so the party returns home after completing their great quest.

And so today we will all be going

And so we think we can convince you

And so with all the money I made from commercials,

And so you see, it's the investment opportunity that keeps on giving.

And so, I declare that every year on Christmas day,

And so, Kyle, I just want to say that

And so, Stan and Kyle and I will be spending the next few days

And so, that is the situation.

And so, that's the situation.

And so, the party journeyed onward...

And so, the tape was again retrieved

And so, we want you to design and build a great wall all around the city.

And so, we'll be right back, after these commercials!

And some games and puzzles inside.

And some holly and mistletoe!

And some say you can still see their ghosts up there.

And start trying to create it.

And Stevens' women are always told they're really, really smart!

And stronger...

And talk about it in school tomorrow!

And talks to their dead relatives!

And tell ol' Chef what's goin' on.

And tell them to develop a great machine

And thank him for it.

And thanks to the bravery of this young man in particular

And that is how you eat a turkey.

And that is only the beginning.

And that is seeing you unhappy.

And that is why owning a piece of an Aspen condo is not only possible...

And that scroll may be our only hope.

And that show is so stupid.

And that those things involved, stuff?

And that's final, old people!

And that's where Kenny's body is.

And the commercial where two kids have pot

And the crisis is intensifying. Here's what some people had to say.

And the DVD with 12 hours of extra footage.

And the great thing was that because Jimmy's crippled

And the one kid shoots the other.

And the pearly gates are the

And the police have no leads!

And the Simpsons already did it...

And the winner for Biggest Douche in the Universe is...

And the word "terrorist" has been changed to "hippie".

And then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it.

And then gone and eaten a ton of Chinese food

And then had proper diet and exercise aides.

And then I dreamt about making hats!

And then I got in double Dutch for having liposuction,

And then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.

And then I thought

And then it ran away.

And then maybe a classic brown or even "nut n' corn crunch"

And then say it came out your mouth!

And then sells them back to the government for a profit!

And then share it with the people that come tomorrow!

And then skip town with all their money!

And then someday, you'll meet a pair of boobs

And then take our money away.

And then taken it away somewhere.

And then this electrical storm started.

And then we can make our wieners bigger

And then we'll kill them.

And then we'll try to put what they saw into context.

And then when he gets skinny from eating your food,

And then wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler moustache.

And then you can buy them at your grocery store.

And then, smear all the walls... with poop.

And there is nothing you can do to stop it!

And there's no one left to help us!

And therefore, real used to fightin'.

And they build a statue of her thinking she's God!

And they build castles and play basketball and stuff.

And they found our sea men in her stomach.

And they need to meet me right away, back at my office

And they ride around on turtles and they play games with fish!

And they said, for having liposuction surgery,

And they want everyone back.

And they want everyone back.

And they want to give me a Goddamn medal!

And they'll help me figure out how to get back at my parents.

And they're both... totally gay.

And they're just as much a part of our lives as they are of yours.

And they're never gonna change.

And this is "Fightin' 'Round the World".

And this is my partner in evil, General Disarray.

And this is the green room where you can hang out

And this is...

And this newest study reveals more

And those become the boobs that matter the most.

And though I may appear young,

And thought I'd stop by this gift basket.

And to all a good night! Ho ho ho ho ho.

And took three of our members prisoner!

And tried to melt his icy heart with a warm island song,

And two complete strangers have stopped to help.

And two complete strangers have stopped to help.

And uh, I just wonder if I could get a baby real quick?

And wait for somebody in the audience to give a response.

And wash your hands after you touch those hamsters,

And we all do talk shows for a living.

And we are looking to fill the void with a new friend.

And we can have them here tomorrow.

And we can really see them thrive!

And we can't let the religious right corrupt our kids!

And we certainly don't want to pressure you.

And we have an aeroplane on the tarmac at Denver International.

And we have to rescue them, do you understand?!

And we have to watch it!

And we need reminders like this to keep us watching!

And we owe it all to these four brave, young boys!

And we put them back in their aquarium.

And we stayed up all night having s s sex.

And we thought maybe you'd like to join us.

And we were thinking since they've all become such close friends,

And we won't belittle you for eating

And we'll all engage them in simple, conversation.

And we're going to give her a makeover!

And we're not gonna have our shopping spree.

And we're really sad to see you go.

And we're really uncomfortable around them.

And went to prison for eight years where I was sodomized!

And what are three little 4th graders gonna do about it, huh?

And what they like to do.

And what we might do to their country.

And when it's done we'll get something like this.

And when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl if you're supposed

And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time,

And when they come out, I can take them back.

And when they do, I don't wanna be within 50 feet of you!

And when they have no mythology to try and live their lives by,

And when we have children, they'll have aides.

And when you start turning the stories

And which boy has been chosen to be the replacement for Kenny?

And which one of these six South Park residents was killed

And will never be seen again?

And with a proper mix of aides and Subway sandwiches,

And yet, nobody accepts me.

And you also called out your own demise!

And you become C.E.O. of your own time travel company!

And you both found that squirrel I'd been keeping in the closet,

And you boys can all watch me from our flight control room.

And you don't want a bunch of bullcrap from me, right?

And you have a scar on your left knee

And you let me keep it for another week,

And you need to learn that terrorism is never the answer.

And you never told anybody you were living with

And you put their hand in it...

And you use the torch to cut a hole in the roof.

And you won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement.

And you, Tweek, why don't you learn to button your shirt right for once!

And you'll have your very own Jared!

And you'll remember the code word!

And you're not doing it.

And you've got to reach your prime

And your revenge needs to reflect that.

And, he's worked up quite a future for your son!

And, y'know we've been trying to fill the gap

And... and that he thought it would work if he...

And... Well, I also had a little help on the side.

Another extreme racing showdown.

Another school shooting has taken place this time in Idaho.

Anymore.

Anything that'll impress us, Token.

Anyways, you put a spin on it by holding it here

Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity hero status,

Apparently, none of you tried to get me fired yesterday,

Aqul es verde, senor, es verde!

Are committed by the child's mother or father.

Are floating around trying to talk to you.

Are my mom and dad back home yet?

Are not committed by strangers,

Are not for everyone.

Are not necessarily those of the Subway company.

Are organizing the young men's Catholic retreat.

Are prepared to evacuate if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.

Are somewhere safe, off in a whole new city by now

Are Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!

Are still waiting outside to see if you'll come out.

Are suddenly finding it necessary to report

Are suicide bombing the buildings on Tweek's side!

Are the parents themselves!

Are the tabulations all closed off then?

Are there any questions?

Are they playing basketball?

Are very firmly against the murdering of toddlers.

Are we great pals or what?

Are we homophobes now?

Are you all saying that you have engaged in

Are you gonna burn me?!

Are you having liposuction surgery? Tell me the truth!

Are you high or just incredibly stupid?

Are you high?

Are you okay, Clyde?

Are you starting to understand, boy?

Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble

Aren't you overreacting a little bit?

Argghhh!

Arhhh! Ahrrrh!

As a friend during class time.

As a take on corporate America.

As he travels the globe delivering presents!

As it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation!

As long as it gets people to stop smoking.

As now members of the FBI arrive to put an end to the conflict.

As our new friend.

As the cows eat and sleep and prepare for certain death.

As the endeavor continues it is becoming clear

As the makers of dreams, we like to speak for the children.

As these kinds of shootings increase,

As we travel all around and look for some good

As you know, the position of 4th grade teacher

Ask Peter if he knows my little Billy!

Aspen? We can't really afford that.

At a condo in Aspen, if you attend a timeshare presentation.

At a very young age,

At Barney's Beanery by lying about a hair in it.

At first I thought they were just mosquito bites

At first I thought you were all just stupid

At least I'm not a stupid Jew.

At some of the candidates.

At the bottom of the screen.

At the Kenny McCormick Memorial Town Square.

At the Museum of Tolerance.

At the premiere of the new Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Atahh, ohhhhh, ahhhtahhh!

Atahhh...

Atheism has definitely made our lives better.

Atta boy, Eric, you made the right choice!

Attend my class anymore

Aw crap!

Aw heck, I thought I was being original.

Aw man, now we'll never see the hot action!

Aw man!

Aw, damage!

Aw, do we wanna do that?

Aw, don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!

Aw, dude, why would they do that?

Aw, dude.

Aw, Goddammit!

Aw, Goddammit!

Aw, Goddammit!

Aw, I don't wanna do it now.

Aw, minions, not that way.

Aw, now come on now!

Aw, shit!

Aw, they didn't play it!

Aw...

Aw... aw, son of a bitch.

Awesome!

Aww, I lose, huh?

Aww, yeah, Butters, you lose. Sorry, tough break.

Aww!

Aww...

Awww!

Awww!

Awwww!

Awwwww!

Ay!

Ba ba ba ba!

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Bad, Eric, bad!

Bang, you're dead, Tweek.

Bark bark bark!

Be careful out there!

Be careful with my baby!

Be careful, there's Mongolians up there.

Be quiet, you guys. Hello? Is this Maury Povich?

Be strong, Butters. You knew it would come to this.

Be you not jealous, Jew.

Beaner!

Bebe is a lot smarter and more organized than you.

Bebe is everybody's friend.

Bebe is our friend.

Bebe isn't as cool as she used to be?

Bebe, I thought we were gonna watch Terrance and Phillip today.

Bebe, is something the matter?

Bebe, those boys from your school

Bebe, you're still cool.

Bebe! Ah tah! Fire bad!

Bebe?