💬 South Park - Season 4

A better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's,

A book called The Great Gatsby,

A car chase is evolving on the 285 corridor east of South Park.

A communist country run by a dictator named Fidel Castro

A copy machine, fax,

A cotton tampon can only hold so much liquid.

A family! So THAT's why you haven't been able to spread Christmas cheer.

A fun game is a game that gets harder as it goes.

A giant half chicken, half squirrel

A government conspiracy against me!

A hiatus from teaching.

A hundred dollars' worth of Ritalin.

A hybrid assimilating computer linked with a satellite uplink computer.

A letter that Miss Havesham received 20 minutes before the wedding.

A little boy who overcame the odds.

A lot of bloody good a fire poker's gonna do while I'm starving to death.

A note from the Principal?

A part of your friend must still be alive in there.

A person with a heart could never kill nine baby bunnies.

A place of everlasting agony and pain.

A prostitute is like any other woman

A song entitled, You'll Be In Me.

A tampon made from Cherokee hair! Now that sounds natural!

A Thanksgiving turkey is what you require? I know of a turkey

A very serious question.

A vicious, hate crime committing racist?

A vocal group called The Ghetto Avenue Boys.

A vote on whether or not to change their flag

A work by some of our very own South Park children.

A young gentleman of great expectations!

Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali.

About **** and the mentally handicapped.

About three to four and a half feet tall.

Absent kids count! Absent kids count!

According to size, colour and quality.

According to what syllable they're pronouncing at that frame.

Admission is only $5, and for a few dollars more,

After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels.

After he finishes having sex with your mom!

After you helped me, I moved to Wales and made something of myself.

Against the South Park flag on Wednesday?

Ah ah ah ah, let me get this straight:

Ah, Dickens.

Ah, Mr. Hankey?

Ah, Ms. Choksondik, can we have a quick word with you?

Ah, what the hell is that little Polack gonna do?

Ah, you mean the birth givers. They're not around.

Ah. Oh, now I already told them

Aha, Ms. Choksondik, aren't manatees endangered?

Ahawesome! Alright, throw it over!

All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones,

All beddy byes for the night, are they?

All children find out sooner or later.

All hate crime laws do is support the ideas

All it did was build me up

All made up. Not real. Nothing's real.

All my life I've been fat

All natural cell phones!

All natural Cherokee hair tampons really did the trick!

All natural hair from the Cherokee people.

All over the dressing room and come out for rehearsal.

All right, all right, all right. You heard the priest.

All right, all right, here.

All right, all right! I'll count up the ballots again!

All right, all right.

All right, all right. All right, all right.

All right, all right. Just get your turkey to stop crapping

All right, all right. What?

All right, boys. Let's do it from the top. One, two, three, four!

All right, brothers, listen up! As you know, this fine city is holding

All right, Butters, let's go.

All right, Butters, you take this medical book

All right, Chef, I'll have my assistants hold up the flag

All right, children, as you know,

All right, children, I hope you all did your...

All right, children, quiet down.

All right, children!

All right, come on, guys.

All right, Eric, what's the matter?

All right, everybody, let's take our places!

All right, everybody, listen up! Those bastards broke in here

All right, everybody, listen up.

All right, everyone, keep your eyes peeled.

All right, fine. Here!

All right, freeze!

All right, fudge it, Thursday!

All right, go sit on the toilet and poop them out.

All right, guys, here we go.

All right, guys, just do it like we rehearsed.

All right, guys, let's take it from the top.

All right, guys. It looks like Cartman's not gonna be able to

All right, here comes a pop fly. See if you can catch it.

All right, I want these perverted bastards all taken in.

All right, it is decided.

All right, it is time for us to return to Romania.

All right, just what the hell do you guys think you're doing?

All right, Kenny, let's start with some warm up exercises

All right, kid, time to die!

All right, kids, it's time to go.

All right, kids, that does it.

All right, let's do this!

All right, let's go! Move, move, move!

All right, let's rock this house!

All right, let's try it again.

All right, look, why don't we skip roll call?

All right, Marlon Brandos,

All right, members, that's enough of that.

All right, men, here I come! I'm ready to take one for the team!

All right, Ms. Reno, let's go over the plan!

All right, Ned, we've got to be careful.

All right, now, in Chapter 12,

All right, see you next year, parents!

All right, send him in.

All right, so apparently what we're going to do now

All right, Stanley, I'm going to be very honest with you.

All right, Steve, just one moment.

All right, students, that will be quite enough.

All right, that was Sisters of Mercy Hold No Pain Against The Dark Lord

All right, that's far enough.

All right, the absent kid's ballot is for...

All right, then.

All right, this is a very simple test which should determine without a doubt

All right, throw him in.

All right, Timmy, let's go.

All right, we just need to get a few more pictures of the girls

All right, we've got to figure out what to do. I'm gonna go wake her up.

All right, well, now that that's out of the way, it is time to play

All right, when we power up the handicapped kid's chair,

All right, who do you vote for?

All right, you're under arrest!

All right!

All right! Come on, we got to get the antidote to all the children. Quick!

All right! Kenny's in, you guys! Tits!

All right! Places everybody! Bring in the turkey!

All right.

All right. All right, I admit it!

All right. And how about Stan Marsh?

All right. And now, it's time for us all to come together and do our cake raffle.

All right. Hey, listen up everybody.

All right. I've got to write the new lyrics. Let's see.

All right. Look, here, I made me a metal orange.

All sinners are there in misery, dying over and over and over.

All that "you're fat" and "you're a Jew" and stuff. It's great.

All that hard work

All that matters is that I'm back and we're together forever, right?

All that time we didn't understand what a unique and magical ass it was

All that work!

All the ama ama come swimming to me

All the Christmas movies: Santa, elves, reindeer. No poo. I'm not a part of it.

All the horrible food we eat, the sodas

All the Jewness is coming out of your body,

All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea

All these men wanted was to love a young boy.

All these years, your pain, your confusion, it comes from one place,

All they saw when they looked at that flag was five people.

All we have to do is bring down the kingpin and the rest will fall.

All we need is teeth

All we need is three hundred dollars for our budget.

All we need to do is practice our choreography over and over and over.

All we wanna do is show the guy what we can do,

All we're saying is perhaps you should

All you care about is making America look stupid.

All you care about is your own stupid circus.

All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.

All you have to do is sit back and sell it to all the fat kids!

All you've been doing is making fun of Kyle and now he's saved your life.

Along with the rest of the male sex.

Already playing at several large venues this month,

Alright alright! Keep your voice down! I'll bump you up to 10%.

Alright campers, good work today.

Alright parents, let's all take our seats.

Alright parents, now I, I know this is difficult,

Alright, bubbe. Oh, and boys? Happy Chanukah.

Alright, Butters. Let's see what you've got.

Alright, children, now, let's get back in our seats.

Alright, Clyde Frog

Alright, continue with the removal of the spleen, childen. I'll be right back.

Alright, everyone, we've got to get on with our play!

Alright, folks. Our work here is done.

Alright, I don't know who the hell put you all up to this,

Alright, I got the book for you.

Alright, kid! We demand to see an adult this instant!

Alright, let's get going, then. Can we cut the cameras?

Alright, Ms. Crabtree. Is it comf'table enough?

Alright, now, just go help the other kids; they can't get their stockings up."

Alright, so we're back talkin' to three competing celebrities:

Alright, they're gone!

Alright, we've had just about enough here!

Alright!

Alright! Everybody's here and that means we can get down to business!

Alright! You know what? I have been here TOO LONG!

Alright. Everybody gather round.

Alright. Fine, Kyle, you can go to the Raging Pussies concert

Alrighty, do you want this kind or this kind?

Alrighty.

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

An ail nay ile fay so you can reak bay out of ison pray!

An animated Christmas card.

An ice cream truck! Hey wait!

An idea called freedom.

And a crayon sharpener?

And a cucumber in the pants never hurt, either.

And a slide that connects this part... to this part...

And a whopping 57% they would quick Bon Jovi square in the balls if given the opportunity.

And accept that the only way for us to get out of camp, is to LOSE THE WEIGHT

And adults have not been coming to confession

And after it all, after weeks and weeks of intense schooling,

And after that, we're going to go over the votes again manually, and then..

And after the debate, there will finally be a vote.

And against the whole world, giving up your whole heart and soul to smitten.

And all my friends seem so childish now, you know?

And all natural foods.

And all would be right with the world.

And although she treated him like dirt,

And amazing song that won me the Oscar.

And apparently, the winner of all your debates so far has been Cartman.

And artistic vision in the band comes from you.

And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you.

And as long as we get this communion thing, we're safe?

And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her,

And as we grow, our rules must change. It is a natural part of evolution.

And as you get older it will tear deeper, love her.

And ask the creator of Star Trek how many episodes there were!

And back to their normal lives.

And bang on that side. And there you have it.

And be in the band again?

And because we're all doing so well in school now,

And because you've had so many teeth fall out, I've actually run out of money

And been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40 year old men.

And besides, we're not actually Native Americans.

And boring that they are actually going to go to a Phil Collins concert!

And build another machine so we can travel back in time to the third grade?

And bullies and all kinds of sinners in this town, Sister Anne.

And buy some Thanksgiving decorations for the sets! Kyle and Timmy,

And can't go to the grocery store for at least a month.

And Chris, well, you're a pussy and you'll never be the lover I want.

And Clyde likes tacos a whole lot

And confessing all your sins so that God can forgive you.

And CourtTV takes you there, live!

And cut! All right. Our video is complete.

And demand to see the quintuplets, right now!

And destroys all of humanity.

And did you see her lazy eye?

And do I have to shovel the whole driveway, or just the side the car is on?

And do very artistic things.

And do you still think I'm insulting?

And doesn't use harmful drugs.

And down to the ground.

And eat crackers, I'm gonna go to Hell.

And especially because they don't let us have guns, it can be very dangerous.

And establish that we're the dominant ones in this relationship.

And every year I have to sit and watch it.

And everyone else in this town from the angry hand of God ourselves!

And everyone follow me!

And everyone's ass who helped hide his ass.

And everything was fine until he found out

And face everyone that I had abandoned.

And finally the day came, but not the groom.

And finally tonight, parents, we have the South Park kindergarten class.

And find some musical instruments! Kenny and Clyde, take some kids

And find the quintuplets. When you see them, you say...

And for our dinner we'll invite some Indians

And for some reason, I just can't accept that.

And for those of you who were a little confused,

And four times they almost didn't make it back.

And generate a whole new era of technological darkness.

And get to know our new young boys.

And getting some hot poon is about the greatest thing in the world.

And give me $1!

And give the governor a piece of my mind!

And go back to school.

And God is telling me that you have

And got offered drugs.

And grew up to be somewhat of a spoiled brat.

And half think the flag should be changed.

And hand them out to the children.

And hand them over for experiments.

And have you been brushing your teeth?

And he described what Hell is like in horrid detail!

And he fixed my shattered left testicle, too.

And he has told me how I can make $10 million.

And he played the lead in Les Misérables

And he was shown how to dance and how to eat box.

And he will be your ruler, your ruler of pain and agony.

And he will say "the body of Christ," and then you eat it.

And he will say, "Depart from me, ye cursed, into the eternal fire,

And her fight against depression.

And her parents can't even tell her

And here he is, Kenny McCormick!

And his aura is lighter!

And his skin is as soft as fresh linen.

And hold auditions for a fifth member.

And hold me back, but then, finally,

And I am going to lead you there!

And I believe I can teach this child to communicate.

And I break from the tale now only to mention that one should never pass gas

And I can invite all my mature friends that I want.

And I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.

And I don't know nothin' about projectors.

And I don't know which one to pick.

And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like

And I don't want no new cell mate!

And I got my tubes tied.

And I had no idea that a record producer was in the audience.

And I have a fancy I should like to see someone play.

And I have to focus on Chris now.

And I haven't seen him for three months.

And I just want you to know

And I just wanted to see what the church thinks

And I keep coming up with 7 to 6!

And I know he's an important person to you, too.

And I know Saddam will just hurt me again.

And I know that Satan and my relationship is strong enough

And I left my family.

And I need it put back in, please.

And I need your advice.

And I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities.

And I think, in all fairness, it should be Butters.

And I was starting to get worried.

And I went number two on the sidewalk and then told Officer Barbrady

And I'd like to take a minute to hear some testimonials from members.

And I'll be teaching you so that you can all receive your first communion.

And I'll take a deposit?

And I'm going to call all the other parents to tell them to come claim their kids as well!

And I'm going to save all of you right now.

And I'm never gonna take my friends for granted ever again!

And if I had just one wish, just one wish in the whole world,

And if it ceased to beat, I should cease to be. But you know what I mean.

And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying...

And if you had taken our book, then it's one of us who dies tonight at Carousel!

And if you want, you can help them.

And if... There he is!

And in other news tonight it appears that everyone is officially SICK OF CHRISTMAS!

And in our little town of 1800s Alabama there's a family by the name of Keller

And indeed all masterpieces of literature like this one.

And it can star us instead of these little round headed guys!

And it looks like about half of you think the flag should stay,

And it sucks all their body fluids out

And it was there that he met the girl of his dreams.

And it's all covered with pictures from Dawson's Creek.

And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.

And its natural healing powers can cure Kyle,

And just a wee bit over... And right about...

And just like that, I left everything. I dropped out of high school.

And Kenny's not telling his parents anything,

And kept out of the public's eye.

And lately his kidneys have just been shutting down.

And later got split up into two episodes.

And let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person?

And let's kick their asses for stealing our domain name!

And live in a world of 72 original Star Treks?

And living a good, happy life.

And make love to you, Amanda All night long

And make you reasonable to look at!

And maybe I let fame and Phil Collins go to my head.

And meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand!

And meats are filled with toxins, and the only way for us to get better

And more of all the toxins,

And my own existence fading.

And nears the Mexican border!

And next we have Mrs. Broflovski's son.

And no flash photography during Cirque du Cheville.

And no matter where you go, the shelter people will find you.

And nobody has found him?

And North Park Funland

And now back to Jesus and Pals, on South Park Public Access.

And now beads of sweat ran slowly down his penis,

And now do you still think you need to hang out with older, mature friends?

And now he's scaring the hell out of everyone.

And now here it is, the touching story of Helen Keller, The Miracle Worker.

And now here's your host, the kid who will do anythng to himself for money,

And now I am receiving a message directly from God!

And now I have to let you make your own mistakes.

And now I might mention, Pip, that in London

And now I suppose there's only one thing left to do.

And now is teaching kindergarten, that's not a demotion, is it?

And now it's all exposed. You're through.

And now it's like there's one guy who's horrible to me,

And now it's time for our final band.

And now my only problem is,

And now our circus will kick ass.

And now that all ethnic groups, homosexuals

And now that I can communicate The world is not so cold and dark

And now that it's all over,

And now the news that's cool.

And now we come to the final act of the Dickens classic tale

And now we will be removing the spleen.

And now you act like you miss us so much.

And now you're a whiny little bitch.

And now you're gonna bring another kid into the world.

And now, Chris and Saddam just keep killing each other over and over,

And now, he was to finally see his beloved Estella again at a grand ball

And now, I'd like to sing the complex

And now, it can use the Wellington Bear calculator, too.

And now, Lesson 4, the complete works of Mozart.

And now, Mr. Mackey will read his favourite psalm for us, Psalm 46.

And now, MTV News, the news that is single handedly

And now, the exciting conclusion of South Park!

And now, the thrilling conclusion of Great Expectations.

And nutmeg filled Yorkshire puddings. Hello, I'm a British person.

And on Fridays I will add two minutes to nap time. Thank you.

And on the other side,

And one where it came out 12 to 14

And our old Mrs. Havesham is the wealthiest woman in the town.

And our son, Simon.

And ow nay we're otally tay ewed scray!

And paid to send you to camp because they care about you.

And people against the clubbing of baby seals versus Cartman.

And people are coming from all over the country to view the little tykes.

And perhaps worst of all,

And perhaps, just perhaps, we are to blame.

And personally pay Timmy's parents a visit.

And pressure is mounting on the South Park mayor to do something.

And pretty soon, all our history will be forgotten.

And professed to be devoted to her.

And put a bullet in its head!

And reigning poster child of turkeylovers. com. I give you, Alinicia!

And research this debate before we pick teams.

And screams like a little eight year old.

And see if he'll forgive Cartman for hate criming him.

And see if we can find Pip a job.

And see what she has to say?

And send them to everlasting Hell!

And sent the wiring to the four corners of Canada.

And she doesn't seem to like wearing a bra.

And shopping malls!

And sing opera, too, for that kind of cash.

And so apparently there's been a little mixup.

And so finally, the humans decided to send one of their robots into the past

And so Pip spent the next several months learning how to be a gentleman.

And so the fatass came up with a way to have all the birthgivers disappear.

And so the other thing that makes my Trapper Keeper cooler than Kyle's

And so the SWAT team will now attempt to disarm the device.

And so tonight, the makers of South Park have agreed to take a break

And so we, too, must face those demons.

And so you bang on this side.

And so you see, Ms. Cartman,

And so, Eric, now you see why we must destroy your Trapper Keeper.

And so, I am very excited to unveil our new South Park flag!

And so, Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park

And so, Phil Collins is back on as the headliner.

And so, without further ado, all five members of the...

And so, you see, Stanley. I do know what I'm talking about.

And some books on Kama Sutra.

And sometimes, it's easier to persecute than to understand.

And stay there for six hours.

And stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment.

And suddenly, there I was,

And take one for the team.

And tell your mom you haven't actually been at your drug rehab this whole time!

And that has something to do with their medicine because...

And that means I'm gonna invite everybody,

And that means we'd never see him again.

And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.

And that settles it. Now let's all go...

And that was about everything from first grade. Then last year... Well...

And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day

And that's how the relationship with my father sort of ended.

And that's no big deal?

And that's when you hit the button, Murphy, and activate the lights.

And that's why I say

And the band that gets to open for Phil Collins at Lalapalalapaza is...

And the frogs were meant to come here.

And the headlining band has changed.

And the last vote is for...

And the Lords of the Underworld!

And the priest blessed himself on the forehead with it every day

And the same punishments for the same crimes

And the school was nice enough to let me go on teaching,

And the story ends, Pip, with me suggesting that one should never

And the teachers are complaining that you aren't paying attention.

And the way they always talk about protecting the Earth

And the whole chair will blow sky high.

And then bound together by these decorative native beads

And then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage,

And then expecting me to pay for it with my tax dollars!

And then hand them the Easter eggs filled with tear gas. Are you ready?

And then I'll tell you which wires to cross, ready?

And then married a 27 year old.

And then one day, just as quick as it started...

And then one guy who's really nice to me,

And then our tour will continue on to its final destination.

And then people start rumours that you're gay,

And then put the sandwich back and watched him eat it.

And then put them together and make quadruple stuffs!

And then sneak back in and take it!

And then spitting you out and throwing you away,

And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside

And then the members of the band walk by looking cool.

And then their grandmother died trying to bring them here, but all is well now,

And then they'll say somethng like, "Was it a good touch or a bad touch?"

And then this one time, I put super glue all over the priest's Bible...

And then this one time, I was at the park and the priest was out walking his dog,

And then tried in the federal court of law.

And then try to perform at the South Park Mall.

And then we can make $10 million.

And then we shoot that for one frame.

And then we'll go buy you a small toy so that you can forget all about this.

And then we'll have to change everything

And then you will drink a very small amount of wine,

And then, Brother Stephens brought his guitar

And then, yesterday, he was smacked down by the Lord!

And there was nothing the humans could do.

And there wasn't a care in the world for me or for you

And they added a black guy as one of the hangers, too, so it's not racist.

And they all lived happily ever after,

And they don't even seem to care.

And they're shocked, dissected and flayed while they're still alive.

And think about it until you come up with an answer!

And think long and hard about all your sins

And this time I again get 6 votes for Filmore and 7 votes for Ike!

And this toothpick is gonna turn into an oak tree

And tidings of powdered doughnut pancake surprise,

And Timmy is the only person who knows the part of Helen Keller.

And to see if he was indeed now good enough for Estella.

And tolerance and all that gay stuff, but, dude... you.

And took those poor quintuplets to the Mayor's office downtown!

And vows to do everything in his power to stop it.

And wanted nothing more than to see you hurt,

And wanted to get it. What did you want me to say to him?

And was considered the best homoerotic novel

And we all tell her to suck our balls.

And we all tried together, well we really can lose the weight!

And we certainly understand your case.

And we have finally altered the flag

And we heard about these political prisoners you are keeping.

And we hope you're better soon

And we shall see you in London next week, Pip.

And we still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record, and we don't even have a third act.

And we think that that is a savage hypocrisy,

And we're all gonna come up and use glitter and glue to decorate it.

And we're going to send you up to a weight management retreat.

And wear those stupid bracelets.

And went into the mountains where I lived off of "rat carcasses."

And went up into the mountains to live in solitude.

And what about the time you masturbated

And what was that document called?

And what you need to understand is that this is not appropriate

And when one ends, I just start another one.

And when people get bored, they start protesting things.

And when people see it, they'll just HAVE to get in the spirit.

And when you come back you'll be all healthy and thin.

And when you're done using them, they make a great toy for Jessie.

And where, pray, is our beautiful, trick performing turkey?

And where, pray, is this "Montreal"?

And who else?

And why is it that on Charlie Brown cartoons, everyone talks like this.

And with God as my witness,

And with that, I will bid you good day.

And without the priest, we've decided to save ourselves.

And womens are protected under civil rights laws,

And yet you assume America is so much better.

And you and Kyle aren't a match for kidneys.

And you better hope to God it still works just like it did before!

And you boys are the worst of all!

And you can call Mommy any time you want.

And you can sing on the way to make money.

And you could give him some spiritual healing?

And you don't eat crackers and drink wine, then you go to Hell, period.

And you have to know that until you drop the weight, you can't leave.

And you know what else?

And you must be Mr. Ass Face! Just kidding. You're Chris, right?

And you say "Ih, it was a good touch" or... No wait, you say it was a bad touch."

And you tell me what exactly you find racist about it.

And you, protestors, don't you have anything better to do?

And you, why don't you get a job? You're eight years old now.

And you'll never be the friend that I want.

And you're a racist.

And your parents are the ones who left you money.

And your son to stay here in Romania with us.

And, girl, you know that you're the only girl for me

And, girl, you know...

And, Kyle, I want you to have a signed copy as a get well present.

Annual South Park Thanksgiving Pageant.

Another great show, man!

Another tooth fell out today! I'm leaving it for the tooth fairy!

Any more, now that I'm a gentleman and all.

Anybody?

Anything for more presents!

Anyway, the half chicken, half squirrel would most likely be

Anywhere we can find them.

Apartments are cheap, food is cheap,

Apparently, he's read the entire Bible,

Are all like actors that come on and off stage.

Are offensive to horses, and then we'll have to... Squirrel!

Are we going to the hookie lau?

Are we gonna get paid now or after?

Are we gonna go to Hell?

Are you all right, Stuart?

Are you going to eat your soybean pudding?

Are you kidding? I think we'd rather stab ourselves in the head.

Are you mocking me?

Are you ready, Estella?

Are you saying that what the Bible says isn't true?

Are you sure that now that it's already out,

Are you sure you should be going on this thing?

Aren't you a little old to be in grade school?

Aren't you *******, Kyle?

As a black man being hanged by white people, did you?

As a chance to do something you've always wanted to do.

As a way to scare people into believing what they believe.

As changing their views after the war and stuff, so they changed it

As do you.

As if you'd read the Cliffs Notes themselves.

As kids we must abandon this town of sin and start anew!

As long as it was for kindergarten.

As my minions...

As soon as it was over, all my feelings for you just vanished.

As sophisticated and as wealthy as Estella could never love him,

As to our lodging, it's not by any means splendid.

As we said before, that's impossible.

As you have seen it, and has never since looked upon the light of day.

At 10:00 we begin random searches and checks for contraband.

At 11:30, we have nap time, followed by finger painting.

At Cheyenne Mountain that it was able to fuse into all defensive computers!

At half nine, the time where she stopped all the clocks in the house.

At least a mild understanding of algebra and that it...

At the Denver Community Playhouse

At the end of the novel, I'll ask you a few questions.

At the grand opening of a sporting goods store in Denver.

At the Romanian Music School.

At the South Park Mall. So, everybody, get in a straight line.

Attack your opponent's credibility!

Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD.

Attention, mall shoppers. The next 20 people to buy an orange smoothie

Attention, people inside the house.

Attention, shoppers, there are naked people at the orange smoothie machine.

Au revoir, teacher,

Aunt Rosie, we think I won class president!

Aunt Rosie!

Autumn, you're drunk.

Aw, damnit!

Aw, damnit! Alright. It is decided. Butters, your turn.

Aw, don't be such a baby! You do it, Kenny

Aw, dude, check this out.

Aw, dude! You can still kinda see the spleen! How much, Kenny?

Aw, God damnit! LET ME OUT OF HMYA!

Aw, hell, we all did it!

Aw, it's too late for that, son. Everyone' gone home.

Aw, Jesus Christ!

Aw, Jesus Christ! I'm going back to bed.

Aw, man, how deep is the Platte River?

Aw, that was just a stupid song, Cornwallis!

Awesu home!

Back in the third grade.

Back into the wild. Oh, no! Here they come now!

Back to our courageous story of a little boy's triumph over obesity.

Back to you, Tom.

Bacon double cheeseburgers.

Bad baby! Bad!

Bad pie. Bad pie.

Bailiffs! Escort this little bastard to juvenile hall!

Balzac was a writer He lived with Allen Funt

Bang, bang

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Bartania. Anyway, my heart is aching for their return.

Bastard.

Be careful, Mark. They'll nake you disappear with the M word.

Be sure to put your loose tooth under your pillow, Billy.

Because all crimes are hate crimes.

Because all the fame, the money, the women...

Because back then you treated me like any other person.

Because he wants to make money!

Because he's the smartest kid in the class!

Because I need the tears of broken hearted men

Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain

Because I will be grading you all on a curve.

Because if you are, I have no problem

Because if your Trapper Keeper takes over the world

Because it was the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper

Because Jesus told us that Kenny's a prostitute. Is he?

Because Kenny is only doing things that anybody could do.

Because killing has been around since the beginning of time.

Because now there's new all natural Cherokee hair tampons!

Because now we can convince them to stay here,

Because now, every time I look at you, I see her. I have to move on.

Because that glutinous fat was really our good friend, Susan,

Because they're not politically correct, but where does it end?

Because unless you give this life to the Lord,

Because we do. It was like this yesterday, and the day before that.

Because we're gonna talk about pages 42 through 612.

Because we're your parents!

Because what if thinking about it is the only thing

Because you guys are jealous and can't handle the fact

Because you hate African Americans!

Because you showed me that I have the power and the strength to do anything I want.

Because you're the kind of guy who, if someone didn't like him,

Because your cracker ass parents

Because your family is poor and therefore has bad oral hygiene,

Becomes the grass of tomorrow

Before I arrest more of you!

Before the South Carolina courts about their flag.

Before they hurt any South Park children!

Behaviour, young man, m'kay.

Being replaced by the spirit of God!

Believe in the whole Jesus thing anymore, you know?

Believe it. He lost 40 pounds at his fat camp.

Better, thanks

Big metal spikes come out and pierce through the hands.

Bill Cosby?

Billy is in desperate need of a bone marrow transplant,

Billy, how much more money do you need for the transplant?

Bingo.

Black? Did you say black? You called him black?

Blessed art thou among women..

Blessed art thou, child. Now, what do you have to confess?

Blow it out your ass!

Boo boo, Boodio!

Book him, Barbrady. Another job well done.

Boring.

Boring. Stupid.

Boy bands are created by corporations to make money.

Boy bands aren't about music.

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Boy, do you still think I'm pretty?

Boys, I have an announcement to make.

Boys, I uh, I'm s , I'm sorry.

Boys, I want you to meet my wife. Autumn.

South Park - Season 4
South Park, the beloved animated television show created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, released its fourth season in the year 2000. With a mix of satirical humor, social commentary, and pop culture references, this season took the show to new heights of hilarity and controversy. The cast of South Park, featuring the voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and others, delivered yet another unforgettable season of outrageous adventures in the small Colorado town. Season 4 of South Park continued to follow the lives of the four foul-mouthed fourth-graders: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Each episode explored various topics with the trademark South Park irreverence. From mocking celebrities to addressing political issues, no topic was off-limits. One of the standout episodes from this season was "Trapper Keeper," where a futuristic device threatens to take over the world and the boys must find a way to stop it. "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" took a hilarious twist on a serious subject by having all the town's parents arrested for child molestation. Another memorable episode was "Cherokee Hair Tampons" where Kyle's cousin, who is a Native American, claims to have the power to cure Stan's kidney failure. This episode highlighted the show's ability to tackle sensitive topics while still delivering biting humor. South Park's ability to parody popular films and television shows was also present in this season. In "Something You Can Do with Your Finger," the boys form a boy band called Fingerbang, satirizing the '90s boy band phenomenon. The episode hilariously took aim at the commercialization of music and teenage idol worship. The fourth season also introduced new recurring characters. The infamous towel, Towelie, made his debut in the episode "Towelie," becoming a fan favorite with his catchphrase "Don't forget to bring a towel!" Towelie's presence provided endless comedic moments and created a lasting impact on the show's history. Additionally, this season featured the characters Terrance and Phillip in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow." This mockumentary episode delved into the backstory of these beloved Canadian comedians. With their crude humor and flatulence gags, Terrance and Phillip became some of South Park's most iconic characters. Fans of South Park can enjoy the sounds and music from Season 4, as they are available for download and play. The show's catchy theme song, "South Park Theme," composed by Primus, sets the tone for each episode. Other notable musical moments include Cartman's rendition of "Come Sail Away" by Styx in "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" and the emotional song "Where Has My Country Gone?" performed by Randy Marsh. South Park Season 4 marked a pivotal moment in the show's history, solidifying its status as one of the most innovative and fearless animated series. The combination of well-crafted humor, thought-provoking social commentary, and unforgettable characters made this season a fan favorite. With its unique style and fearless approach to controversial topics, South Park continues to be a cultural phenomenon that constantly pushes boundaries. For an immersive South Park experience, click here to play and download the sounds from Season 4. Relive the laughter and mayhem from this iconic season whenever and wherever you want.
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