Zapp Brannigan Futurama Soundboard Edit

And don't spare the dirty words where appropriate

And get some using to do

And his name is

And prepare to change course sir this is a leisure cruise our past is set by the travel agency that's where schoolgirls now here's a road with some chest hair but that course leads directly through...

As a bubbling crock pot of male hormones I should do

At my pain preceded me or was I too quick for it

But as a gentleman I must warn you if you so much as glance at another woman i'll be all over lila like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure

But I thought we would be good friends

But they told me you guys look like dorks

Can you ask a little more sex fully

Captains journal star date april thirteenth april thirteenth

Certainly

Commanding officer

Don't ask me

Don't blame yourself kiss we were doomed from the start nothing remains now before the captain to go down with this ship that surprisingly noble of you sir no it's noble of you kif 's

Fly the white flag of war

Getting me I have a word with you no it's an emergency sir come back when it's a catastrophe E

Go ahead I won't stay

Go on

Good good

Hello

Here smith zap smith the dragon

Hit

I am the man with no name zapp brannigan that's your service

I didn't know where else to turn

I get so lonely

I like your style I find it very

I mean physically

I propose we go out on ten dates how about zero nine zero seven zero eight

I rest my case

I see

I'll just have everything on the menu

I'm afraid I can't allow that

I'm facing a formidable female adversary keith suggestions I fail to see any problem sir you already imprisoned you're under directive be ten point eight one humane brannigans law

I'm just so lonely

I'm not medication did you have sex with someone

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces

In the olden days I proudly fought alongside female troops shoulder to shoulder

It likes into that

It makes you think

It right right

It's shameful I agree

Just a broken down hobo whose hit rock bottom

Just let me work for a little food perhaps I could paint a fence or service you sexually or mop the floors

Kill that's a trifle it was simply a matter of outsmarting them wow I never would have thought of that you see killbots have a preset kill limit knowing their weakness I said wave after wave of my ...

Kiss i'm feeling the captains each i'll get the powder sir no these for adventure

Let me ask you a serious question

Let me ask you a serious question lila the company that made your bra make a girdle as well I ask because a friend of mine

Let's get a nice feel to it

Look are you going to rescue us or not get you ask a little more sex fully

No

Not valid question

Of course

Oh god i'm pathetic sorry

Oh god no

Oh god you're killing me oh god telling maine

Oh i'm sorry you're crying like a woman it's alright i've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men

Oh yes

Please point out the person in this courtroom you had sex with

Rock crushes scissors

Roger that

She's a beautiful ship alright shapely seductive i'm going to fly her brain

So beautiful yet so neutral

So let's make the most of our time together shall we

Sorry mister president a I didn't realize

Stop testing our love

That last night was a mistake a sexy mistake no just a regular mistake

That's an order soldier

That's using the old noodle

That's whatever you were talking about for you

The flaming star of brannigans rough rangers

Then i've wrist all in last

They stand for everything we don't stand for

They won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore

We doing

Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it the love naseam

Well well well

Well well well

What

What makes a man turn neutral lust for gold power or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality

What's the most humiliating job there is

What's your name

Wrong

Yeah it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone

Yes

Yes

Yes a little tighter hard spanking is in order too hard

Yes definitely

You disgust me gone

You know kiss once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore that's a shame sir so let's make the most of our time together shall we

You're a man 's man you're a man 's man 's man

You're obviously confused and aroused

You're the only woman who ever love me

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Zapp Brannigan Futurama Soundboard Sound