South Park - Season 7 Edit

A boat ride?

A bonus?

A bunch of fat, old skanks on their periods?

A cold is caused by a virus... Computer virus.

A commercial!

A dog parade?

A flashback? Why, what is that?

A great day tomorrow, tomorrow...

A hero is somebody who sacrifices himself for the good of others.

A hole in the Earth over two miles in diameter.

A house was TP'd in South Park,

A lie I cannot continue any more. I'm not Hennifer Lopez.

A man who was missing his left index finger named Gary Bushwell,

A meteor the size of Wyoming heading right for Earth.

A reindeer?

A superhighway, built from Denver right to our casino.

A totally different person who stood out in this town.

A what? Oh, you mean the fellas.

A winning streak? You played one game!

About getting him back.

About how perfect the world is? I don't think so.

About how the Founding Fathers would agree with our right to protest!

About some of the things you told my son.

About stem cell research.

About the Joseph Smith story!

According to the letter, sir,

Actually, it was a regular lemonade.

Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision...

After all this, I'm going to need a long vacation.

After Saturday. Goodbye.

Alex. Alex Glick?

All donesy wonsey.

All hidey liedy day

All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan,

All I have to do is be thinking about American history

All my husband ever does now is look at himself in the mirror.

All Native Americans were white.

All of my new laws will stay in effect forever!

All of us knowing

All over my satin pyjama top.

All right, all right, earthlings, you win.

All right, all right, I will not build a superhighway through your town,

All right, all right, I'm sorry.

All right, all right, you boys run along now.

All right, all right! I was lying! The Prime Minister is here.

All right, all right! My uncle Charles used to hit me with a belt!

All right, boys, just do what I tell you,

All right, boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada.

All right, boys, visiting time is over. Thanks for stopping by.

All right, boys, you're going to have to wait here.

All right, but we better not miss out on any great Christmas adventures

All right, Butters, give me a beat.

All right, check it out. Kenny did reconnaissance on the town.

All right, children, let's take our seats.

All right, Chris, the whole world is waiting.

All right, Christians, how are we feeling tonight?

All right, cool.

All right, Detectives. Let's get one thing straight.

All right, dude, let's get the hell out of here

All right, earthlings, if you'll step over this way,

All right, earthlings, what form do you want me to take?

All right, everyone, area secure!

All right, everyone, round up your ammunition

All right, everyone! Thank you all for coming out to protest the war, m'kay.

All right, everyone! Welcome to Christ Fest 2003!

All right, folks, I want to thank you for all your efforts.

All right, folks, this is the little boy we're looking for.

All right, Gary, why don't you take that empty seat,

All right, go home, you little semen puking asshole dickhead.

All right, great meeting, everyone. Let's do it again sometime.

All right, great. Okay, now watch yourselves, kids.

All right, guys, put your hands together, be sure to tip the dancers,

All right, guys, put your hands together. Lot of shooting and killing going on,

All right, guys, this is going to be so easy.

All right, guys, you don't wanna hurt that doll.

All right, here. I'm gonna hide these pages.

All right, I got five bucks on the other kid. Who wants in?

All right, just come over here and stand in front of the green screen.

All right, just six days, Butters. Sit tight.

All right, keep it real, lil' dawgs.

All right, kid, end of the line.

All right, kids, here's what we're gonna do.

All right, kids, now how about we do some scripture readings

All right, kids, out on the gym floor for P.E. Class!

All right, let's do this by the books.

All right, let's see here.

All right, let's see.

All right, let's take a look.

All right, let's work it!

All right, Martin. Let's get to work.

All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

All right, people,

All right, roll camera. Roll the teleprompter.

All right, Sanctified? You guys are up next.

All right, Sarah, come over here.

All right, sir, well, please call us if you need anything.

All right, so how do I join you?

All right, so I'll have to start having the McKormicks make our meth again...

All right, so, ready for your first assignment?

All right, students, members of the school board,

All right, that does it! Cover me! I'm going slow mo!

All right, that's fine,

All right, then we can get back to business.

All right, time to show these people how to gamble.

All right, we should be safe in here.

All right, we're gonna hit the tables.

All right, we've got control of the mayor's office and the fire station.

All right, will you people stop barging into my office, please?

All right, you guys, it's first down. I'll hike the ball on the third "set hut

All right, you rascals. Gather round.

All right, you wanna thug with the Five Point Crips?

All right, you win.

All right, you're going downtown, bean breath.

All right, your turn, Stan. Read one of your poems about pain.

All right!

All right! All right! My dad dressed me up like a little girl

All right! Go, Dave!

All right! Let's go!

All right! Time to win some money.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right I guess it's possible.

All right. Nice, fellas, nice.

All righty. There we go. Next!

All that hard work, just to be outshined

All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh,

All the children were suddenly acting like being gay was cool.

All the Christians will buy our crap.

All the fame and the Ben Affleck spooge,

All this time I've been trying to have my friends do all the talking for me.

All this time I've been trying to have my friends do all the talking for me.

All this time there was a group for truly crippled people like ourselves,

All tired from playing down at the pool house?

All trying to live side by side on one planet. It's great.

All we do is rent out the rec centre overnight.

All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs

All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being *******.

All you gotta do is just read the words on the teleprompter here.

All you have to do

All you have to do is dress just like us

All you've got are a bunch of stories about some asswipe

Almost there, guys.

Along with the rest of the world?

Also buried with the book are two seer stones, the Urim and Thummim,

Always being pushed around by others!

Always good to be praying before you're playing.

Amazing. Isn't that amazing, folks?

America could easily get taken over by terrorists or China.

America watched in wonder as he managed to move one of his fingers,

Americans! I should have known.

An alien transmission that is being beamed throughout the entire universe.

An early Easter present all wrapped up with a pretty ribbon

An inward journey? That sounds kind of gay.

And a choice of green bean salad

And a red dress. And a turned up nose.

And a tragedy such as this will never happen again.

And add Jesus stuff to them.

And afterwards, he'll probably have to burn his hand and bury it.

And all he's ever wanted is an island in French Polynesia.

And all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.

And Americans and Iraqis have an all out brawl.

And another family is victimised.

And Antares 6 Millionaire. And then we had a big hit,

And as punishment, God turned their skin red.

And at the same time act like it doesn't want to.

And bear said that if we do not build our superhighway soon,

And being so nice to everyone that you just blindside dumb people like my dad!

And besides, the new Canadian Prime Minister has issued a decree

And Black Bart's Cave and all kinds of stuff.

And brush their teeth three times a day.

And buying this much toilet paper.

And by helping Americans you're just as smelly as they are!

And calling the President a Nazi,

And celebrate Saddam Hussein's been caught

And change everyone's minds.

And cost this little boy his precious time.

And cut! Great! We got it! Wrap up, people! That was fantastic!

And do the commercial. That's Serbian Jew double bluff,

And do you know why?

And don't you ever talk bad about Kyle again! Kyle is my friend!

And dozens of others are going to join Moop in not playing music.

And drink $6 worth of coffee? Why don't you get a life?

And drink wine and decorate the house!

And ended up in Rancho De Fritas Rojos,

And even though people in this town might think that's stupid,

And every Christmas we tell you no.

And everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool

And everyone went to see him.

And Gary is actually really smart and talented.

And get lots of rest.

And get ready to move!

And get us some more cookies and coffee.

And give money to your family instead of buying Christmas presents!

And give you lots of taco flavoured kisses

And go back to the way I was?

And hang out with you again like nothing happened?

And has been on two national commercials for toothpaste.

And has now built his very own Legion of Doom.

And he and my dad talked about Joseph Smith. That's great!

And he finally cracked.

And he won't stay away from us.

And he's just waiting for us to buy into it,

And here's our factory at work!

And hey, if for some reason Butters can't go to Casa Bonita,

And his word lifted me up

And hopefully, he won't make a big deal out of it.

And how about our boys?

And how about this Michael Jackson guy, huh?

And how does someone like yourself

And humble houses made of bricks

And I am not going to tolerate it!

And I am the official messenger boy, I am!

And I can sodomize me boys again!

And I don't think they'd like it too much.

And I don't think you're gonna like it.

And I get to invite three friends!

And I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that.

And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus

And I know my place is up on that stage. I'm gonna make it to the top.

And I like tacos and burritos.

And I need to see if you can identify the toilet paper

And I praise his holy name wherever I go

And I say we just stop it right now and go play cards or something.

And I think they've been looking for you for over a week.

And I will be God damned if the government thinks it can step in

And I, for one, am mad as hell.

And I'll be there selling my album.

And I'll bring you some toasty chocolate nummers.

And I'll come check on you a little later?

And I'll have you working graveyard shift behind a desk.

And I'll have your badges, you hear me? Now hit the showers!

And I'll help you catch whoever toilet papered that house.

And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll

And I'm a little for bringing them home

And I'm afraid Earth! Has been cancelled.

And I'm going to help you!

And I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't start telling the truth.

And I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.

And I'm not going to get any Christmas presents.

And I'm not going to have a Christmas adventure.

And I've assembled this group for one purpose,

And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care

And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,

And if you can't give an outstanding report on what the Founding Fathers

And if you say you had sex with his mom one more time,

And if you start smoking at an early age, m'kay,

And if you stay in that gang, you're gonna end up dead, too.

And if you two don't like it,

And if you're for the war, stay here and we'll do math problems.

And in conclusion, the Latino community has provided America,

And indeed the entire world,

And it ain't gonna work on me.

And it looks like you made the wrong one.

And it would serve me right, too!

And it's a lady, too. That means we can repopulate the Earth!

And it's for sure? All right, I'll break the news to everyone.

And it's pretty thick molasses, too.

And it's up to you to save me Jesus, baby

And just be my friend back.

And just entertain each other with music and stories.

And keep you warm at night

And later when I went to get it, it was gone.

And let her decide what to do.

And let me tell you something about cancer, m'kay?

And let them know what brave little detectives you are!

And limited quantities are available!

And listen to the same music we do.

And lock it from the inside so the seniors can't get in.

And make expensive commercials

And maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up.

And maybe that alone doesn't make us friends, but it makes us something.

And me, I'll be the caring soul

And meet me over at my house.

And Mozzarella Tasty Tots, and...

And my dad can't stop crying.

And now because white people say "hizzle for zizzle",

And now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions,

And now it's like we're living a repeat of a previous day.

And now these pro war bastards are suddenly trying to say

And now they want to sacrifice me to make it look real!

And now to present the award, here is Michael Collins.

And now we'd like to bring out a couple of very special South Park students,

And now we're forced to ride...

And now we're going to put you somewhere

And now you all expect me to just forget it all

And now you can see, my arms have better movement.

And now you're going to juvenile hall for a week.

And now, Randy Marsh is going to sing a protest song he wrote about the war.

And one of them was a pop quiz.

And others want to avoid war at all costs.

And parade them down the street.

And please bless Mother and Father,

And please keep our bellies full of yum yums and luscious goodies.

And pony replied, "Because I am a little horse. "

And pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.

And pray to whatever deity you believe in.

And pray, Butters.

And pretending he's translating off golden plates?

And publish it into a book for the whole world to read.

And put it in this cup.

And put them together on the same planet?

And read to me what the golden plates said.

And rebuild.

And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night

And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night

And remember to watch out for Scott. He's a dick.

And replace them with

And said that I am not allowed to show the plates, or the seer stones,

And say you're gonna haul him back to Canada, and we're being hard on Peter?

And say, "I got you guys to believe me! You guys are stupid!"

And sending me into a flashback of history.

And share all kinds of great experiences with you, my new friends.

And she didn't believe it.

And show straight men how to better themselves.

And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon

And slowly, my bedroom door began to open,

And so deer said to bear, "Why the big pause?"

And so I said, "That's a terrific joke, Wendy.

And so Joseph Smith put his head into a hat

And so we came up with our perfect plan.

And so without further ado, here is the most courageous,

And so you can see, children, that the women's movement

And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a Mongol,

And some girls, like these, turn that into a profession.

And some people still choose to do it,

And sources say that the new film will star Ben Affleck!

And steal some of the explosives the old people have stashed.

And still tells the world that we don't

And subtle, farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me.

And suddenly, God and Jesus appeared before me,

And take away my right to drive.

And take responsibility for smoking ourselves.

And takes away Mounties' horses and French people's wine?

And tell everyone about the Founding Fathers.

And tell me I can't be in it!

And that is my presentation on Latinos in the arts.

And that is my presentation on the role of Hispanics in American technology.

And that makes us more family than anything.

And that means that as a nation we could go to war

And that means they're dangerous.

And that means you get in this car before I tan all your hides!

And that Native Americans came from Jerusalem,

And that night he saw an angel Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

And that the redneck side?

And that was probably the school. Hello?

And that's a big responsibility, Son.

And that's called fascism, you tubby asshole!

And that's how it happened.

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written

And that's really all I can tell you.

And that's the unpatriotic side.

And that's your excuse?

And the anti war people.

And the coat and pants we'll bleach with an acid wash for a fun, vintage look.

And the deadline is tomorrow.

And the guys down at the station. I'm tired, all right? I'm tired.

And the Lord said he's very angry with me

And the next thing I remember, I was being drug through a hallway.

And the other Canada Is a bullshit Canada

And the spirit of the wind has stated that if we use force,

And the truth of the matter is her name happens to be Jennifer Lopez as well.

And the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun.

And their hatred of all things good.

And their highways, until we have nowhere else to go?

And their slick desks and fancy buildings,

And then couldn't do it again when the translations were hidden!

And then finally, he'd be able to eat that pie.

And then he shot me up with Sodium Pentothal.

And then he translated what was written on the plates into the Book of Mormon.

And then he'll laugh and point in our faces

And then I will have a flashback to the times of our Founding Fathers!

And then I'm supposed to agree,

And then Kyle forgot to set his clock ahead for daylight savings,

And then Queer Eye for the Straight Guy comes on, right?

And then Rob Reiner will show up

And then SARS will run through their town like a buffalo.

And then saying on national television

And then start a charity organisation that we steal money from.

And then The Love Boat with Men.

And then these bastards aren't gonna make money.

And then we can download them for free and play them on the computer.

And then we won't have to show anybody

And then we'll leave you two alone.

And then we'll watch the cliff divers before the puppet show.

And then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to "hizzie",

And then you said...

And there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned

And they got us marshmallows and ginger ale.

And they know it!

And they like to talk about their feelings now

And they said I should start my own church

And they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?

And they told him none of the religions were right.

And they want Ms. Lopez to record an album next week.

And they're spreading rumours that

And this is a memorial to Eric Cartman,

And this little tiny splooge of this white stuff came out!

And thought this form might be more pleasing to you.

And toilet paper.

And toilet paper.

And told me the middle class white way to cure SARS.

And tomorrow, we're gonna have you make over

And wanting facials would make them sexier

And water from the cactus of life,

And we all know what happened then, don't we?

And we all know who the weakest link is.

And we asked for her autograph, but she didn't have a pen

And we believe that's what being an American is all about.

And we can drink our wine!

And we can't perform sodomy, eh?

And we could watch The Exorcist on DVD.

And we couldn't find anything in the history books about Iraq...

And we deserve more than the $30,000 a year we get paid.

And we don't allow Middle Eastern people into the store.

And we really can't have two here at BHI Records.

And we want those damn kids to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks!

And we weren't ready to have a child, so we put him up for adoption.

And we will call that country the United States of America.

And we won't get our wine.

And we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for $2 billion.

And we'll get started with the lesson.

And we're not gonna take it any more.

And we're so used to everyone being Mormon that we...

And we're worried that you might be involved in a gang.

And what about your stand up comedy, Jim? Huh?

And what are four little boys going to do to stop us, huh?

And what aspect of it do you think is most gay?

And what did I tell you, Kyle?

And what do we do about the small town of South Park

And when our commercial goes on the air, it will lose them business!

And when you put us together you get a nation with one goal

And whenever you're ready, Eric

And while we were here, we were visited by Christ.

And would love to join your fantastic Denver chapter.

And write poems about death and how pointless life is.

And you boys decide which one of you would be best for the part.

And you can all have your homes back.

And you did a great job leading us here. Now you just stay out of our way!

And you feel like you have to confess.

And you get to take that away from them.

And you have to obey what the FBI says. That's the rules.

And you just might catch your man.

And you know, I've learned something, too.

And you must be Stan's sister! I think your brother's the greatest!

And you only did it to screw me over!

And you people who are anti war, you need these flag wavers

And you said, "Who the heck do these people think they are?"

And you seem to be really good with people.

And you should see how loving and together their family is.

And you think it's just a figure of speech,

And you're a mean spirited bitch

And you're gonna be sorry when they get here!

And you're on Newfoundland property now.

And you're the only person I could think of

And your hippie rock protest songs on your side of the town!

And your homework, you conformist asshole?

And your Jew mom for a day! Kiss my balls, asshole!

And your nails are filthy! Let's get those clean.

And, Cartman, if you have any thread of a conscience at all,

And, Grandpa, you should be proud that you made it through life to be a senior,

And? Your turn, Sharon.

And... What?

Another death tonight by senior citizen motorists.

Another life of pain

Another new testament of Jesus Christ!

Any word on who shot up me and Timmy's houses, Officers?

Anyone care for a nice game of Wiffle ball?

Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Lexus.

Apparently there's been a change. Give it up for Faith +1!

Apparently, people still don't understand how bad smoking is for them.

Apparently, several people here still believe there's no proof

Are against war.

Are already on their way here to have a little talk with you.

Are entering the third day of their sit in to try and stop Native Americans

Are null and void!

Are there any suggestions how we might help?

Are they crippled from birth,

Are those the crime scene photos? Let me see them.

Are you crazy? I just had my uniform pressed!

Are you crazy? We're the hottest thing on TV!

Are you just giving up on that, too?

Are you planning some kind of alien takeover?

Are you ready for some live music?

Are you saying

Are you still trying to give a semen sample?

Are you still trying to give a semen sample?

Are you sure you told him the right time and everything?

Are you sure?

Are you using any exfoliating products at all?

Aren't going to have control over my kid!

Aren't they so cute together?

Aren't you still wallowing in pain?

Arrest that woman! She wants to kill one of our artists!

Arriving home at 11:46.

Arriving home at 11:46.

Arriving home at 11:46. You got it?

As a community, we must do all we can to ease their pain.

As a sign of good will towards the South Park people.

As I'm speaking, more musicians are arriving.

As if nothing bad ever happens.

As long as we agree that America kicks ass.

As long as we all stick to our story, we'll be fine.

As many of you know, the Broflovski family has recently

As most of you know,

As part of our peace rally on Saturday!

As soon as this strike ends, we're gonna be the biggest band ever!

As soon as we get into the main facility,

As we celebrate this glorious time,

As you can see, it appears that we are going down.

As you said it would, tubby.

Asshole!

At $12.95 that would be...

At 5:45, Kenny and Kyle split off and set a diversion on the east side of town.

At the community centre.

At the same time.

Attention, seniors. Lay down your weapons and turn yourselves over!

Attention, universe. Be sure to tune in next week

Attention! You, in the house! This is Agent Tucker with the FBI.

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome! That was cool, huh?

Awesome. Yes.

Aye.

Baby, let's make a run for the border I've got a hunger only tacos can stop

Back then. Back then... Back then... Back then..

Back there. You're gonna miss it.

Back to you, Tom.

Banished by man in the Kindling Wars.

Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!

Be one with the clay.

Be sure to giggle a lot, and be sure to show off your raisins.

Be who you are, not what's cool.

Bear said to deer, may I please...

Bear walked into a bar.

Bebe, you need to go talk to Wendy for me, right now.

Because Butters isn't a total dick to me.

Because first I must translate what's written on the plates into English,

Because he got more attention than me.

Because he wanted to go to Casa Bonita.

Because I don't care about them.

Because I learned something today.

Because I'm assigning all you little flag burners a full report

Because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,

Because my heroin addict aunt is coming over for dinner.

Because none of the others had it right.

Because our war support songs will be 1,000 times better!

Because people like you chose to download her music for free.

Because smoking can lead to all kinds of health problems, like cancer, m'kay?

Because that's what real artists do.

Because the tobacco companies have gotten to them first!

Because they know that if they give us that kid,

Because they know you'll give them tips.

Because they make the country look

Because they're rich, greedy ass Indians.

Because we don't need to smoke, and neither do you, right, kids?

Because we wanted our playtime to mean something.

Because what the church teaches now is loving your family,

Because you killed them all.

Because you're playing with people's lives.

Because, if we go to the tobacco company,

Because, Token, we have to take pictures for our album cover.

Before he acts selfishly, or else I fear

Being nice and helping people.

Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez.

Ben! You brought me roses!

Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.

Besides, maybe our songs would have gotten downloaded for free,

Better how, dude?

Between the ages of eight and 10 and probably virgins.

Billy, get in the car. I need you boys to help me pick up my new Hoveround.

Bingo.

Bitch.

Bitches, all you gotta do is pop some punk ass Bloods.

Blach ga Felch, perfect.

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house", instead of "I'm here".

Blow smoke? Us? No way!

Blue Impala, pull your vehicle over!

Boy, earthlings, is this a party, or what?

Boy, that meteor sure did make everything stinky.

Boy, that really did the trick, Stan.

Boy, were we wrong.

Boy, you sure seem driven, Eric. You must really have some inspiration.

Boys, avenge me! Avenge me!

Boys, I don't think you want to wear these shirts.

Boys, I need one of you to act in a commercial for us.

Boys, in recognition of over one million records sold,

Boys, it isn't your town any more.

Boys, that's ridiculous.

Boys, they found Butters! He's okay!

Boys, what are you doing back here?

Boys, what do you think the Founding Fathers would say?

Boys, what is that?

Boys, would you mind clearing the living room?

Boys! Boys, come on!

Boys! You were supposed to come out here

Bravo Team is go!

Break it down!

Breathe. Breathe from the bag of visions.

Breathing deep the darkness that envelops my soul

Britney used to have a Gulfstream IV,

Burnt out buildings and what used to be our town.

Burrito! Taco! Taco! Burrito! Taco! Taco! Taco!

But after seeing this, how can they protest now?

But all we want is our licences back.

But as the years passed, I just felt an emptiness in my heart.

But at the same time act like we didn't want to.

But at the same time I'm really happy

But be sure to tip your waitresses. Let's hear it for Rebecca.

But before he could go through with his entire plan,

But can I still kill Kyle?

But don't embarrass me or nothing.

But don't you see the price? You're selling out your own kind.

But he's lying! He doesn't have a conscience!

But he's not gonna get in trouble.

But here we have rules!

But how am I supposed to get to the grocery store?

But how can they do that?

But I believe she's originally from Mexico just like you.

But I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.

But I have a great life and a great family,

But I just realised that there's gonna be a lot of painful times in life,

But I need to talk to the Founding Fathers to do my report.

But I spent it all.

But I still have this $10 chip!

But I think all you guys are really cool, so

But I thought about you all day long, I promise. So how is your day going?

But I warn you, nobody has ever gotten the executives

But I... But...

But I'm afraid it won't be there for long. The show's been cancelled.

But I'm more concerned about his state of mind.

But I'm not gonna give those kids playing the FBI a chance to laugh at us.

But I'm ready to write it all down again if you translate from the plates.

But I'm really busy this week

But I'm the only one down here. What am I supposed to repopulate with?

But I'm tired of running.

But I'm warning you, those anti smoking people are liars, and they're bullies

But if Joseph Smith is making it all up,

But if life is only pain, then what's the point of living?

But if they were good songs, then people still would've bought tickets

But if you don't mind, we're in a rush to see the new Prime Minister.

But if you leave me now You take away the biggest part of me

But isn't that kind of lying?

But it doesn't.

But it was one of the best times I've ever had.

But it's not fair! We have to do a full report

But it's over now.

But it's times like these that you see what your band is made of.

But it's true. My chest hurts.

But its sweet smell attracted the attention of somebody.

But just like you guys, I need to learn to control my anger.

But mostly you just wanted to protect yourself.

But nobody can leave until 7:00 a. m.

But nobody goes in there.

But now we're all a family and so we wrote this song

But school taught me that the first man and woman lived in Africa.

But senior citizens have to be dealt with very gingerly, Stan.

But something tells me this picture might be very important, children.

But soon, we shall rule the land above, and mankind will be gone!

But still I get letters from parents saying their kids are doing it!

But the resilient actor fought back, struggled against all odds,

But the seniors get up so early in the morning,

But then he won't let me go to the Skinny Puppy concert

But then white people all started to say "in the house",

But then, of course, there's our signature show.

But there is only blackness. Dark, depressing loneliness that

But they are determined and proud.

But they said we can't charge the front door.

But they say I can't be in their club!

But this is a bar.

But this place is a dump.

But to people like me, it's hope.

But us metros are real people, just like you.

But we aren't the ones kicking people out of their homes.

But we can sneak into town and shut down their food supply. Here.

But we had hoped it wouldn't come to that.

But we need to talk about Kyle.

But we've also been through a lot together,

But what about everyone else?

But what about the violence, the lives lost?

But what do we do now?

But what if you still have feelings for that slut with the large ass.

But what the round eyes will not know

But what will happen this galgamar? Tune in Janamon at 8:00, to find out.

But why are you making such strange laws?

But why do they hate each other?

But why is everyone ditching my comedy show to see him?

But why play if we're not gonna make millions of dollars?

But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible,

But you appreciate the gay culture.

But you can't see what it is till tomorrow.

But you don't have to ask me.

But you guys are such better studiers than me. I know you can pull it off.

But you guys seem really cool.

But you have to have been born that way.

But you have to stop what you're doing.

But you just have so much more going on up here.

But you must come toward the light. Come toward the light.

But you should also realise that when you get behind the wheel,

But you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion

But you've spread the word of the Lord. You've brought faith in Jesus.

But, by God, you get the job done. Congratulations.

But, dude, you're making stuff up.

But, sirs, we think our show is just getting good.

But, to be honest,

But, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy

But, well, I'm promoting you to full detectives.

But... But...

Butt Out!

Butt out!

Butt out!

Butt out! Yeah, yeah

Butt out! Yeah, yeah Give that cigarette butt a throw

Butt out! Yeah, yeah!

Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right?

Butter!

Butter!

Butter!

Butter!

Butters always hangs out over there.

Butters doesn't know how you make semen come out of your body.

Butters was supposed to go with us to Casa Bonita tonight.

Butters was with us all night, Officer Barbrady.

Butters, can we have a little talk with you, outside?

Butters, get your drum set and meet me at my house.

Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.

Butters, these girls pretend to be interested in you

Butters, what have we told you about confessing to crimes you didn't commit?

Butters, where is everybody?

Butters, will you pay attention, please?

Butters!

Butters? You're going to take that butthole? Why?

Buying toilet paper in the last few days?

By a senior citizen who perhaps shouldn't be driving?

By acting like the happiest family in the world

By Canadian law, I must award custody of the child to his birth parents.

By Christopher Reeve, the super butthole.

By five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests

By five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests

By saying you kids want a tour for a school paper.

By senior citizen Paul Tobb, who was trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet.

By smoking that in here.

By the lies of the big tobacco companies.

By your performance at Christ Fest.

Bye, guys! Thanks for coming to Raisins!

C Pop, turn up the beats,

Calm down! We cannot understand you!

Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite.

Can form into whatever cells of the body are damaged.