South Park - Season 11 Edit

A biggest crap means you crapped it out!

A bus! A bus is coming!

A certain set of balls in their mouth.

A dog crap, on a guy's face!

A full day passed,

A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus.

A kid who's a little... down on his luck is all.

A lot of people with Tourette's have different tics. My tic...

A lot of times I know she'd be better off if I was dead.

A lot of us have always wanted to date Clyde to get free shoes,

A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place.

A precedent that imaginary characters are real.

A proud lesbian.

A secluded camp where lots of bicurious boys are all put together?

A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination!

A simple aspen grove shot in high contrast black and white

A slur that refers to all white people?

A special video taped announcement from Bono.

A statement about all of our loneliness, perhaps?

A strange turn of events here at the Vatican:

A tampon in the school cafeteria, in somebody's lunch.

A travesty has occurred and I want justice!

A very ancient, very important society of men

A word has been officially banned from use.

Abe Lincoln?

Abort the sequence.

About some gay mayor guy taking us to Imaginationland

About the behavior of one of your students.

About what's going on.

According to all the test and the data, the doorway should work

According to PayPal, the Russian guys are just hired mercenaries

Actually, I was answering the prayer of Nick Donovan.

Actually, it's Les Boux.

Actually, you're never leaving here either, Travis!

Affected your lives more than most real people in this room?

After another gets shut down!

After being crucified for our sins.

After I had broken the record, I took the crap home.

After she died, I vowed I wouldn't let the homeless destroy our town!

After the sex and drugs party.

Again?

Ah ladies and gentlemen,

Ah shit.

Ah yes. You mean the Jew problem.

Ah, I don't understand. What's wrong with underwear?

Ah, I need to be going now.

Ah, it's just a cute little squirrel.

Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!

Ah, no, no, we're not done in here yet.

Ah, okay. I'll uh...

Ah, Thad!

Ah! God!

Ah! Look at that! I'm hotter than you, fatso!

Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention,

Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?

All aboard the Imagination Balloon!

All hail the cute rabbit, Snowball!

All I have to do is throw away the picture,

All I'm asking is that maybe with this one thing,

All it takes is a little... imagination.

All of the work we're doing here

All over the country, lesbians heard of the brave standoff.

All right kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay?

All right Mom. Bitch! Ass, bitch!

All right people, from now on you're answering to me!

All right students, let's take our seats.

All right, all right, here he comes.

All right, all right, look! I didn't wanna risk it, but...

All right, all right, who is the freaking genius

All right, all right.

All right, Brian, this is it.

All right, butthole, where's the gold?

All right, can you please explain to me what's going on?

All right, come before the Rainbow Railing.

All right, dude, let's do this.

All right, enough!

All right, enough!

All right, here we go! Jimmy?

All right, here's what we know.

All right, hold on just a second here.

All right, I'll try and get you into our next list making meeting.

All right, I'm looking.

All right, I'm turning around.

All right, Jesus!

All right, Kenny. You know what has to happen!

All right, Kyle, I'm going to take a picture

All right, let's do this!

All right, let's try over here.

All right, lock that door, Craig!

All right, lock that door, Craig!

All right, nice rehearsal, boys.

All right, now everyone back over there! We'll start with what I already know.

All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books.

All right, people, I'm in charge now and we will find these terrorists.

All right, people, we need to come up with answers.

All right, Randy.

All right, see you there!

All right, students, let's take our seats.

All right, that does it, Bill.

All right, that was the Splendifs. And now, here's a hit you all remember.

All right, that's good. Okay, open your mouth, Butters?

All right, the person who had head lice needs to speak up right now,

All right, then we go with the plan. Just like 'To Catch A Predator.'

All right, this time, it's me and Kenny versus you two assholes.

All right, Thomas. Maybe we should go?

All right, where? We'll send our people in.

All right, will you flush the toilet now?

All right, you need to stop... digging... around, Wendy!

All right, you ready? All right just Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes.

All right!

All right! MapQuest the address!

All right. All right that does it!

All right. God bless you, sir.

All right. I'm nearing her snizz now.

All students are to evacuate the school immediately!

All students, make sure you're in line according to your grade.

All the cruel jokes and ridicule will finally be over!

All the girls here seem to know each other!

All the imaginary characters in the tape were identified, sir.

All the most evil parts of our imagination are gonna break loose,

All the phone lines are completely down.

All the way back to the beginning.

All they want is to make the place really nice.

All this just so they can send Kenny and his stupid head lice home.

All this over what guy took the biggest crap.

All this... torturing and ninjas, it just doesn't seem very Christian.

All those in favor to ban the term ****** guy.

All you are to them is just another damn ****** guy.

All you do is run around a magical forest

All you do is run through the pretty forest

All you have to do is tap your heels together three times.

Allah!

Allah!

Allah!

Allah!

Allison always goes for the butch ones.

Allison and I talked and we really opened up to each other and then we

Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Alright, come on.

Alright, did you read the book?

Alright, did you write the four essays?

Alright, here we go. Men... forward!

Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time.

Alright, men.

Alright, Mexicans, take the rest of these outfits

Alright, that's enough!

Alright, we might as well show it to 'em.

Alright, we need you to infiltrate some Persians

Alright, we'll sign them to a one year deal.

Alright, you two can go use the conference room.

Alright!

Am I real?

America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know.

Ample parking day or night, people shouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

An "N" and a "G".

An African American performer at the Comedy Club.

An eighteen wheeler spins out of control and it's all like, brosh.

An entire race of people on Wheel of Fortune.

An imaginary talking squirrel.

An old building near a lake about 40 minutes away.

And and took the picture!

And a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a, a gap of information.

And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.

And a Nobel prize nomination!

And a vowel.

And according to his blog, he's an old school Communist.

And all the most evil imaginary characters were unleashed.

And all the negativity that went along with it.

And all the people we tell.

And all the tears you cried that called my name

And all you care about is this stupid bet!

And as Lesbos, we cannot just stand and watch as one girl bar

And become a total shithead when I grow up.

And become the spokesman for Tourette's Syndrome.

And being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans,

And bring Santa back now!

And Butters using his imagination?

And by the hand of Jesus Christ, he's now completely cured!

And celebrate the Resurrection.

And chase a big dragon.

And cross reference it with JDate!

And draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

And erase, once and for all, my identity as the ****** guy.

And even if you did, what then? You can't drive anywhere.

And even that's okay!

And every day, he seems to get worse.

And everyone's gonna laugh at me.

And everything being handed to her.

And finally, I found a place that accepts me for who I am.

And find out why they voted Kyle last?

And five Crash'n'Go RC cars, you got that?

And forge a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

And get on your knees!

And getting Butters to put my wiener in his mouth

And gives you the compassion you deserve.

And grab the Pee Chee. Are we good?

And he appears to be honestly remorseful

And he barely made it over that guy!

And he finally catch the feesh.

And he job is to catch the feesh.

And he wants to say something.

And he's gonna show everyone during Show and Tell.

And he's gonna show it to everybody

And his MySpace page does not check out.

And I also just want to say that I'm making this all up!

And I also learned from the Internet

And I believe I took the world's biggest crap.

And I could really use your help.

And I got a really nice letter from my esse

And I hate to see you throw it away

And I intend to savor each and every second.

And I just...

And I know that every time you appear, we end up killing you somehow, but...

And I know that Kyle is gonna show the picture

And I know who took it! His name is Kyle Broflovski!

And I know you'll all make him feel welcome.

And I learned, you especially can't say

And I let them pass right through me.

And I prayed to be normal and guess what?

And I swear to its authenticity. Thank you, and God bless.

And I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter,

And I want the world to understand what it's like.

And I want to assure you

And I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have.

And I'm gonna find it!

And I'm running out of time.

And I'm secretly in love with Patty Nelson.

And I'm Snarf.

And I'm sure you have lots of friends watching back home?

And I'm... I'm stressing out.

And if any of you say anything to anybody,

And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe.

And if you take away the gun powder

And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...

And in a few seconds Eric will be sent in,

And instead I got... I got Snarf and Popeye

And is the only person ever

And it means a lot that you're standing here apologizing

And it turns out, I was right.

And it was Texas who sent them to us!

And it's all like, crawl.

And just like a paper clip,

And just like mosquitoes, they leave behind small traces of their saliva

And keep your little mouth shut!

And Kenny will swoop in from Corridor 3 Delta

And last is Francis, Cartman, and...

And let him know his record has just been broken.

And let's see how you look without those glasses.

And like a lot of you,

And Luke Skywalker all pissed off.

And lying about it to cover your ass! How do you plead?!

And make them think I'm gay.

And make you straight.

And many wanted to go shopping

And Measurements Office in Zurich.

And Measurements Office in Zurich.

And Mexicans please hurry, our girl bar has very little time.

And motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?

And my balls.

And my esse in Glenwood even wrote me back!

And my mouth landed right on his penis and then I thought of something funny

And my nice little chalkboard.

And my parents are gonna ground me if I don't get back

And Nelly will never let you look at it, so there!

And not realize until age 40 that he's a total douche.

And now back to, Wheel of Fortune.

And now our imaginations are running wild

And now our imaginations are running wild.

And now the government is about to...

And now they're after me!

And now this next picture...

And now we shall turn your imagination against you!

And one of the links was to YouTube, where this Russian guy had a bunch of videos.

And our home is being taken away!

And people wlll call it brilliant television.

And protect their change.

And put you at the top!

And reveal that they were the ones with lice!

And see what he's been buying and selling.

And see what you can find out. The address is in there, too.

And shoot simulated heroin.

And shove 'em up your Persian buttholes!

And show it to the class myself!

And so he no make money.

And so it had begun.

And so it is my honor...

And so it was that Lesbos was saved.

And so you have to suck my balls.

And so you see, Kyle, it is actually the beautiful kids who are cursed.

And so, to find the sum of the two fractions

And soon, biddy made him strong. Biddy made him grow up!

And spew a bunch of hate speech about ******* people.

And spoil my fun because you're jealous you didn't think of it first,

And still, my balls remain dry.

And that they have most likely hidden it in Mrs. Clinton's...

And that you'll let everybody go!

And that's why Dr. Nelson goes from school to school

And the American people need to know what! I'm off!

And the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...

And the dude sang a song and we were suddenly there.

And the girls giggle behind my back!

And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right!

And the Hare Club For Men has been decorating eggs ever since

And the lesbians boldly stood out front of their bar

And the Lesbos knew a second Persian attack was imminent.

And the low depth of field keeps the background soft.

And the Nobel Peace Prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono!

And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter.

And then fed his genitals to wild animals.

And then I got my camera and I pulled down his pants

And then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!

And then it got attacked by terrorists?

And then Kyle took the picture from me

And then put them in a pond and see if they build a dam!

And then the lice that live in your head now

And then they shock your balls.

And then this huge tanker full of dinosaur

And then Token and Stan.

And then wait for the fly to land on someone's head

And then we saw all the replays this morning on the news.

And then we'd have no idea who was homeless and who wasn't!

And there was a leprechaun! You saw it, Kyle!

And there's Kyle. And what's Kyle about to do?

And there's no score? No crowds?

And therefore no approval is needed to nuke them.

And therefore the true heir of the Pope's throne.

And they were able to stop it.

And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead.

And they're gonna nuke it now.

And they're gonna nuke it now.

And this is exactly what Kenny would do:

And this lonely man was walking to work.

And this photograph, I took of a sunset near the power plant.

And this time, when Butters stayed the night, I put a tampon in his mouth.

And today, I have very exciting news.

And told their co workers how the 30 Lesbos were refusing to let them in.

And told them to meet me here. My plan worked perfectly.

And tonight, while Butters is asleep, I am going to

And tons of cologne.

And turn it into nourishment, sustenance.

And Understanding Foundation.

And unlock superstardom solo!

And unlock superstardom.

And we all know that everyone trusts me

And we have a right to know which boy had lice

And we need a plan to get it from her.

And we need to make sure nobody spreads it here.

And we realized there was something different about them.

And we simply can't handle all the measuring and verification.

And we've determined that the best course of action

And what appears to be a penis...

And what are you gonna do, huh? Just blow his head off?

And what do you base this on?

And what imaginary character are you?

And what say you, Morpheus?

And when he walks through that door,

And when the bastard checks out my body

And while he was sleeping, I made a mustache on his face with cat poo.

And who must fi

And with that, the Persian club owner came to a realization

And you came, Kyle! I love you, man!

And you can still be number 2.

And you do know the rule which states

And you get into trouble if you try and stop me. Care for a Scotch?

And you hiding them and all that?

And you know what that means, Kyle.

And you wouldn't even know!

And you! How would you like to be an astronaut, far out in space?

Answer it!

Answer me!

Anybody home?

Anyone has ever taken. Ever.

Anyway, here is to a new start for us all, thank you!

Apologize.

Apologize. Kiss it.

Apparently, this guy has a black belt in karate.

Apparently, we have a little problem here at the school,

Approved by a grand jury.

Are allowed to be seen by the eye?

Are believed to be responsible for the threat.

Are gonna pour out and take over Imaginationland for good!

Are simply the Devil's way of trying to get ahold of you.

Are the Persians doing anything illegal?

Are we just gonna let this go on?

Are you almost ready to set off the bomb?

Are you ball famished? Ball starving?

Are you going to eat your pickle?

Are you gonna **** us?

Are you gonna take us somewhere or not?

Are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun

Are you happy now, God? You made me look like this!

Are you okay, hon?

Are you ready to hear the secret of Easter?

Are you ready to rock?

Are you ready, Kurt Russel?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you suggesting that ****** guy could become

Are you suggesting that ****** guy could become

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure you're okay with this, Kyle?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me how to do my job?

Are you telling me that if you have this Tourette's Syndrome

Are you trying to reference something that happened in Biblical times?

Are.

Aren't there other more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control?

As a child, she was consistently voted

As a group of Lesbians

As a wet carrot.

As always we give you the letters, "R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".

As Eric Cartman attempts to jump his skateborad

As he is currently in Africa helping the needy.

As Holy Saturday comes to an end, the Easter Vigil at the Vatican begins.

As long as you are super nice to us, every day, from now on.

As part of his Christmas story.

As she makes her way through Hallway 3,

As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.

Ask Jeeves? Nobody uses Ask Jeeves! Just Google search it!

Ask the squirrel what it knows about the terrorist attack.

Asking for change, sleeping in the parks.

Aslan, the evil characters are almost here!

Aslan, we've captured a spy!

Aslan! We're losing the battle!

Ass! Piss in the ass!

Assalam waleikum!

Asshole, asshole!

Asshole, shit, shit, cock!

Asshole! Cock!

Asshole! Pussy asshole!

At 1 PM tomorrow, Nelly will have to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies.

At first, there were only a few of them,

At least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.

At least that way, they'd be pleasant to look at.

At least we had a fun trip, huh, gang?

At my giant mansion tonight.

At precisely the same time as the terrorists.

At the Last Supper, Jesus Christ met with his 12 disciples.

At the park by all the other students.

At the same time, some people are questioning

At this school, Principal Victoria?

Attention, members!

Audience keep quiet, please.

Aw God, it really smells like Kenny's house down here.

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on. Once you start playing Guitar Hero,

Aw, dude, he smells like Kenny's house. Get out of here!

Aw, not again.

Aw, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom.

Aw, shit!

Aw, shit! Cock!

Aw, that's okay, Bradley.

Aww, I'm the key?

Back in 1962 to fight the Soviets...

Back it up!

Bahir, one of your classmates is keeping us hostage.

Bahir, you get this, right?

Bahir! Get away from that disgusting child!

Bail, bail!

Balls so dry, they explode like dust.

Barely!

Be a shame if we had to track you down and you "shot yourself."

Bebe? Who do you think authorized the buyout?

Because by being suspicious of you, I saved your life and everyone else's.

Because David is himself a little person.

Because he is crap.

Because he's Bono, that's why.

Because he's jealous of how much smarter I am than him.

Because he's trying to get out of a deal he made!

Because he's ugly, he gets nothing handed to him.

Because I don't need you to break a million points!

Because I think they are real.

Because I was.

Because I'm bi curious?

Because if I'm bi curious and I'm somehow made from God,

Because if you hang out with them, you won't stand out so much. Right?

Because it is in towns like South Park that you find the true America!

Because it was waiting for a multitonal code.

Because Jesus knew no one man

Because men are all assholes.

Because men are so easily led astray.

Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.

Because now you're gonna have to break a million points

Because of all the homeless in South Park,

Because of all the homeless...

Because of the embarassment it can cause, okay?!

Because on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh.

Because state government has already set

Because that makes Butters gay now!

Because there could be kids watching.

Because we don't want to.

Because we had a bet that if I could prove leprechauns were real,

Because we're protecting the only home we have.

Because when I'm President,

Because whenever I want to play and pretend, I just sing...

Because you don't want to take the test, do you?!

Because you figured that out, didn't you?!

Because you have fucked up teeth!

Because you tricked me, you black asshole!

Because you're worried about your friend's feelings.

Because, actually, most of the world hates us.

Before I just blurted out cool stuff about **** being lame and stuff.

Before this day is over! You will suck my balls!

Before this is over, you will suck my balls.

Behold the Last Supper.

Behold, no longer will Easter be about bunnies and colored eggs!

Biddy.

Big Ring Slammer. Comes with posable neck smash grip.

Big surprise!

Big titties! Buttmumch! There's no walls anymore. Shit!

Bill, I'm not sure that double crossing people is very Christian.

Bill, this seems extreme.

Bill, we have zeh rabbit, it's all we need.

Bono could not be reached for comment

Bono is now almost six feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight!

Bono never took a second crap to beat yours.

Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.

Bono, we've never had that rule before.

Bono?

Bono? Cool!

Bono's current record entry,

Born in Chicago, eight years old, his favorite color is green.

Both of you boys' behavior has jeopardizing

Boy, I sure hope they don't find lice in my hair.

Boys told her she was special. She was funny. She was interesting.

Boys told her she was special. She was funny. She was interesting.

Boys! Boys! I don't think you quite understand how the homeless function.

Bradley is your accountabilibuddy!

Bradley, please. You're my accountabilibuddy.

Bradley! How about you be Butters' accountabilibuddy?

Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing.

Brian? Brian, what's happening?

Bring him here.

Bring out... the rabbit.

Built a port about it,

Burn the whole school down to the ground!

Burning down the school will not solve your problems.

But a lot of people don't even notice it.

But apparently, your son has a picture of Eric

But as for your friend, well, to be honest,

But asking me to jump this many is asking me to risk my life, Kyle!

But at the end of the day,

But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists?

But do you remember when I brought down the Death Star?

But enough of the other girls must have felt he was

But even though some people would have you believe

But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?

But grow up, Kyle! Change is a part of life.

But he could have faked it. It isn't fair!

But he could never shed the fact that he was really a number two.

But he has his mother's nose.

But he won't give it to me.

But he won't win completely!

But how can that be? We didn't even

But I ain't a charity case yet.

But I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see.

But I am never going to suck your balls, ever! So there!

But I assure you, I was fast asleep!

But I can't let Kenny be sock bathed for it.

But I can't wait to be an adult to be happy.

But I do know...

But I don't think he got the letter yet.

But I feel like something is missing. Don't you, Kyle?

But I figure you must have some knowledge of what Easter's about

But I flew too high.

But I I didn't think I was the very ugliest.

But I let you down, babe.

But I must warn you:

But I only see him at Christmas time now.

But I think with the right label behind you,

But I think you could use the money a lot more than I could.

But I think you're right.

But I'll never understand.

But I'm not I'm not gay, you guys!

But I'm not a Whoa. Whoa!

But I'm suposed to be at school right now,

But I've been diagnosed with a very serious mental condition.

But if I hadn't called you in the first place

But if you couldn't, you had to pay me ten dollars! Pay up!

But it doesn't make it the cutest.

But it was gone!

But it will most likely be really weird.

But it won't be easy.

But it's finally time to settle.

But it's our game. We bought it together.

But Jesus and Hell are real!

But just because they're imaginary, doesn't mean they aren't real.

But just didn't, for fun.

But know that if you believe in yourself,

But listen, I am not going to just rush into a relationship with Allison.

But look what he accomplished.

But my boy, we're already here.

But no matter how I try

But no matter what it takes, it's worth it.

But not lesbos.

But now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer,

But now it's gotten really bad.

But now we're switching our focus from pedophiles to Tourette's syndrome.

But now, think of the world as... a living being.

But perhaps... it's time.

But really, we were all already dead.

But see, I get it now.

But she is in great danger right now!

But somehow, I still feel confused.

But still seem like such a piece of shit.

But teacher, my penis never slips out my pants!

But that he loved us and sent his only son

But that means... that means Kenny was lying!

But that work is gonna pay off when he's an adult.

But that work is gonna pay off when he's an adult.

But that's all I'm saying: Today, bigotry and racism saved the day.

But that's only because she was hot.

But the Catholic Church buried the truth, put a man in charge,

But the son of a bitch knows story structure.

But then he ran from us because he didn't wanna be on Dateline.

But then I realized that God didn't want me to be that way!

But then I realized that technically, I don't.

But then more showed up

But then that means...

But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed.

But then you didn't solve the problem, you just moved it.

But then, right when I took the picture,

But then...

But there is one slur that has caused so much damage...

But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day!

But there's something the Church didn't tell you.

But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it

But they don't realise it can lead to people

But they know where it is!

But they're actually werewolves? From the future?

But they're more important than most of us here.

But this boy has infiltrated from the real world.

But this is nothing compared to what I have planned.

But this Saturday, I will actually say anything I want on national television.

But we can't figure it out.

But we couldn't, because he wasn't popular enough.

But we did find out a kind of secret about the person in charge.

But we don't have a choice.

But we will give your son all the help we can.

But we're close, sir. We're real close.

But we're gonna be examined so that if anyone has the lice,

But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket!

But what about school, Doctor?

But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized?

But who's going to spy on them for us?!

But why me, doctor? Why me?! How did I get this?!

But why would Jesus want a rabbit to run his church?

But will it really make you terrorists feel better?

But would it be enough?

But you are doing the show.

But you are still welcome to come.

But you boys have made me late.

But you don't ever catch the dragon. You just... keep chasing it.

But you know what?!

But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero?

But you know, maybe instead of a game guide,

But you see, there's something I know about you

But your words are actually completely powerless.

But, Kyle and I always play together. We both chipped in for the game system.

But, Mom, I've been trying to get the picture back,

But, two days ago, there was a terrorist attack on our imagination,

But...

But... I wanted you to know I tried. I tried to save our baby.

But... it never has.

Butters got really hot

Butters here is new to the camp.

Butters will run up and kick her in the balls.

Butters, do you think it's possible

Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you.

Butters, how long have you been doing stuff like this?

Butters, I'm sorry for getting you into trouble.

Butters, that's not cool, man. He can't help how he looks.

Butters, we're done talking about girls balls right now! Pay attention!

Butters, you wanna play me next?

Butters! Time for breakfeast.

Butters! You are grounded, mister! You hear me?

Butters? Butters!

Buy me out? What are you saying?!

By aliens?

By attacking our imagination,

By feeding the poor, with a massive rabbit stew.

By kicking the Persian messenger in the balls,

By telling them what a great place Evergreen was!

By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower

By writing scripture for the next four days!

Bye, Easter bunny!

C'mon you, guys. This is our home.

C'mon, Butters, Mom's cooked waffles and nanas for you.

C'mon, Kyle! C'mon, buddy!

C'mon, wake up, kid!

California Love

California nia, Idn't on the tona,

California nia, Supercool to the homeless,

California,

California,

Call is coming through now, Mr. President.

Call me ****** guy, fill me with your hate,

Call the others.

Called Lesbos where I finally felt at home.

Can anybody say they never do?

Can go and be cleansed by the power of God.

Can I borrow some money to put my stuff in storage?

Can I get a Fresca, please?

Can I go now?

Can I have just a little change for the bus, please?

Can we just drop this, please? I don't wanna talk about it.

Can you believe him?

Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame?

Can you spare some change?

Can you tell what the terrorists are doing?

Can't somebody go and take a look inside Mrs. Clinton's snizz?

Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list

Can't you just kind of... fuck off?

Caprende? El old man y la mer.

Care for some nuts?

Carol Anne, don't go into the light.

Carry on my wayward son

Cartman is just pulling one of his stupid tricks on everyone.

Cartman jumping more homeless people isn't gonna solve anything right now!

Cartman, do you even know what's going on?

Cartman, don't!

Cartman, shut up! We're concentrating.

Cartman, there are people in the world who really have Tourette's Syndrome.

Cartman, what is going on out there? What happened to Stan?

Cartman, what is this all about?

Cartman, what's happened?

Cartman, will you shut up?

Cartman?

Cartman?

Cartman? Cartman?

Cartman's Tourette's isn't real. He's faking!

Catch me. Come on, catch me.

Catch me. Come on.

Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

Cavity Creeps?

Change the list? Do you have any idea what that would take?

Change, sir?