South Park - Season 16 Edit

A 'Jewpacabra' mentioned anywhere.

A 6 Layer Burrito?

A big election coming up,

A blood sucking creature called the Jewpacabra comes out

A boat all to ourselves. It will be fun!

A boat all to ourselves. It will be fun!

A brand new leather coat por vous.

A brand new meme,

A brpbpbpbpb!!!!

A case of the Hebrew jeebies that's all...

A complete disaster.

A conflict that illustrates

A couple days.

A creature that drinks blood,

A crystal geyser and bring her highness some right from the spring.

A distant and very secluded island world... Called 'hava ii'

A favorite for years, you've just hit the magic number how's it feel?

A field and be as nice as I can to the other team!

A five thousand dollar gift certificate to PF Chang's.

A good try

A Hollywood movie company is gonna buy our bullying video

A host of a jewelry channel may do it. You'd feel really bad.

A little boy reminds us all what being human really means.

A loaf of bread but he definitely thinks he's baking something.

A lot of hoopla about concussions this year in the NFL,

A lot of people are doing it.

A lot of times,

A man's wife is his life, Mr. UPS man.

A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet time like that.

A Mountain Dew product with twice the sugar and caffeine.

A national organization.

A new security system allows not

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

A place in town people barely even know exists.

A puy loa hapa loa!!!

A rapist is here. He's white.

A security system that is actually inside you,

A seven course meal.

A shameful, fat family eating

A shit at best buy, guys.

A sport where safety is all that matters.

A sueance?

A sueance.

A toilet?

A train!

A white man tried to murder our twin girls.

Aahghg! Look at the people watching movies on their Xbox!!!

ABC called, and Dr. Oz is suing you

Able to take a simple shit at best buy.

About a fat child killing himself?!

About an old fart with a Captain Kangaroo haircut.

About me and things that I did.

About putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?

About the boredom risks of ziplining.

About Token? Why?

About what you said at Walmart.

Absolutely!

Accept Jehovah as our God and deny Christ.

Accessible for my mobility

According to industry experts,

Acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour.

Actually agrees with Stan Marsh and thinks he's doing the right thing.

Actually dealt it.

Actually has two girls now.

Actually lowers, Mr. Cameron.

Actually, this might kind of work.

Added to a cable based shopping network

Address here is 260 Avenue De Los Mexicanos?

Address here is 260 Avenue De Los Mexicanos?

Admit you're lying, and I'll let you go.

Advantage of a system that is flawed.

After a grueling 20 minutes

After all he said to us, he can go ahead.

After all I've been through.

After all, we're rich now.

After asshole gets his biology lesson, we finally get to go ziplining.

After nearly four hours in the Colorado wilderness,

After sinking a cruise ship the natives of Kauai continue to go berserk forcing

After the recent tragedy,

Aghgh!

Aghghgghgh!

Ah yes, let us eat.

Ah, I see you're wearing one of our brown scauses already!

Ah, ooh.

Ah!

Ah... That's bullshit. Put your manager on.

Ahghgh!!!

Ahghgh!!!

Ahhh, Steven and Linda's child.

Ahrhgghgh!!!!

Ain't nobody can beat my Boo Boo at sketti wrestling!

Alarms on your doors and windows aren't enough.

All around the world, people are doing it.

All but a few who are hiding out at Duke's restaurant.

All Hawaiians feel it. It is called 'hapa hua opae loa', and

All his bullshit on television.

All I can do is try to make

All I can promise you is

All I can tell you is that so far, Bane has not been caught.

All I needed was a few extra pounds and the insurance

All I want is a goddamn retribution for my goddamn grandpa.

All I wanted to do was take a dump Your Honor.

All mobility scooters can be

All of our wives.

All on BluRay or DVD.

All over the country people are having their 'what would Jesus

All over the place

All over the small mountain town of South Park,

All right here ya go.

All right, a 7 Layer Burrito, but that's as high as I'm going!

All right, all right here you go boys.

All right, boys, sit down and clear your minds.

All right, Butters,

All right, could I just get your password please.

All right, first string cover those wideouts.

All right, football night

All right, give me a "zipline!"

All right, goddamn it. We got another comedian.

All right, guys cuddle up!

All right, guys listen up forget about

All right, he's coming to you.

All right, I just need to check inside your asshole.

All right, nice zip!

All right, quiet down people, please. Quiet.

All right, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole.

All right, that's that.

All right, we're here.

All right, you mind if I touch your balls, sir?

All right, you're lost walking on a freeway.

All right!

All right!

All right! You see, Clyde?

All right.

All right...

All the native Hawaiian tribes must join as one.

All the way back to the Egyptians,

All the years of being told something.

All these years you telling me

All tourists off their island.

All we do is smelter down what we get from the Cash for Gold places.

All we have to do is agree as a community

All you want, bro, all you want.

Almost five years, and Bill and Donna actually own a timeshare in poipu.

Almost got you.

Almost half the country did actually vote for Obama.

Aloha. Five orders of saimin, please what's samimin?

Alright avengers!

Alright guys, we're gonna need some video cameras.

Alright Kyle, listen

Alright Randy where are the car keys?

Alright the camera's out, hurry up you two!

Alright then we're going to

Alright you son of a bitch.

Alright, alright fine, Argo is a good movie.

Alright, alright, I got it a few weeks ago.

Alright, alright, stay back

Alright, alright!

Alright, but don't take too long.

Alright, fuckers.

Alright, grab him.

Alright, I'm next!

Alright, let's do this.

Alright, next please.

Alright, what is this all about, Fat Ass?

Alright, where should we trick or treat first?

Alright, who were your friends?

Alright! Where are the missing ballots?!

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Also knows known as, of course, Lord Stark,

Alter our...

Always going around inventing things.

Always happens a bureaucrat tries to block the first sueance.

Ample parking day or night,

An already tragic day becomes a descent into madness, on...

An anti bullying video? How adorable.

An attempt to make a bad day better becomes a descent into madness, on...

An economic social issue that needs time.

An embarrassing day for the toilet safety administration.

An emerald on 14 carat gold.

An emo chick on her period?

An insurrection in the Hawaiian islands has escalated to war.

An ordinary day becomes a descent into madness,

Ancestors, and seems to be feeling better with every passing day.

And a Hi C orange.

And a jade green for how much I hate Kyle.

And a week.

And a willingness to face your fears.

And a willingness to face your fears.

And after a day of sightseeing,

And after the Super Bowl, by Bradying.

And allow Disney to keep it instead.

And and you do?!

And anyway it's not even the issue.

And ask to have a nice quiet meal in private?

And awaiting trial for its part in the teenager's death.

And be with Jennifer Lopez and be a good director.

And beat its ass worse if it ever tells

And blond replied:

And blows his brains out, you might be liable.

And board games.

And Butters is the star.

And by the power of Jehovah I somehow,

And causes shouldn't be worn on our wrists with a sneer.

And check out the thermals coming off of it.

And Clyde,

And Clyde's all like,

And Clyde's all like, "Not in front of my friends!"

And cover up Jewpacabra's existence?

And cumrodery!

And don't forget to take in the nar.

And don't tape that to my locker!

And even if I did use performance enhancing drugs so

And everyone's wondering:

And follow his mom home to put the toilet seat down.

And fries.

And fucking die!

And fullback Jim Harris,

And get the goo.

And God loves all his children

And had to do something.

And have actually stolen a bunch of shit,

And he says, well, you still should oughta read it, but you're

And he's a little bit nuts.

And his attitude is just getting worse.

And his mom goes, "You're an asshole!"

And hit a home run that everyone loves!!!!

And I can tell you all that what we are about to face from

And I don't know what else to say but so long sarcastaball,

And I love you son.

And I must admit it will be with some melancholy that I will

And I need you

And I swore to secrecy! It's really important, Kyle,

And I think I know what we should do to it

And I would also recommend you all get our newest personal security system

And I'll be right there.

And I'm a beauty queen!

And I'm afraid I can't give you permission.

And I'm gonna prove it!

And I'm sick of everyone who thinks they're better than me just cuz

And if Jewpacabra smells this blood, I am in a heeb o' trouble!

And if pharaoh doesn't give us what we want,

And if the good Lord Jesus comes knocking on my door

And it grows and it grows right in your balls until they have to cut it out!

And it isn't what you think.

And it might have just spotted in South Park.

And it's not something that can just be raised up.

And Jimmy's "Gangnam Style".

And just believing in the cause of being me.

And just when it seems it can't get any worse...

And knows how to work it girl.

And let the world know that we will not go down so easy!!!!!

And let your equipment do the work.

And long story short,

And look down at your Harrington to flush?

And make a four course meal for all of you.

And make bullying kill itself

And make bullying kill itself

And make commercials that say 'hey America,

And massage oil.

And maybe I'll take that one for $300.

And me saying "no, I'm big boned" or "no, that's just muscle",

And money making sure Cartman's

And more about you

And more conveniently online?

And none you you are safe.

And not an uninformed backwards little dork?

And now here are your Denver whoop dee fucking do girls!

And now here to sing the sarcastaball anthem recording artist,

And now I can't stop being sarcastic.

And now I must turn my back on you.

And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down.

And now I'm about to prove a new species exists

And now I'm stalling by being upset about the Indian guy

And now it's available in quart size.

And now one person is taking it upon himself to end the crises.

And now that the Belarusian farmers are all dead what will you try next?

And now we are at a crossroads.

And now we're all sittin' her in the stink of it all.

And now you got your Amazon

And now, just the word "shuttle"

And now, to compensate for all the annoying tourists,

And our entire school.

And our love grows

And our love grows,

And our love grows...

And preys on children.

And put it down before plopping their butts blindly to the toilet bowl?

And putting the photos on the Internet.

And repay all the elderly people whose lives you've destroyed

And Republican hopefuls dancing around with boobies.

And safety officials say it's a potentially fatal...

And say we want the government out of our bathrooms.

And seeing how many times you can say

And she likes drinkin' red bull and Mountain dew.

And she's joining the cheerleading squad.

And so I'm protected from all you greedy little ****

And so in the face of war,

And so it is with great honor that we recognize these two natives

And so then passover lasts seven days?

And so to go through all that, Your Honor.

And so we have to ask ourselves:

And so what is little Monica wearing?

And so what we start to see now

And so, we sell a cause, it's called a scause.

And some Captain Facetime skateboard guy!

And some gifts for the kids too

And some people have so much

And surrender to the American government.

And talking about the dangers of memeing.

And Tebowing has been replaced by some other meme

And thanks for walking me home.

And that applies to all of us, doesn't it?

And that is when the unthinkable happens.

And that little pan under your butt to pee in,

And that little pan under your butt to pee in,

And that why last night I took

And that's another thing!

And the blood is on his penis.

And the boys received treatment for their herpes

And the Chinese saw a way to obtain it for themselves.

And the milk man's come back.

And the president of Halitosis Kidz,

And the President of the United States is once again, Barack Obama.

And the toilet seat was up.

And the UPS guy told her what he would like to do to her.

And then even Disneyland can't take away the shame.

And then I remembered I had ordered it.

And then I saw what network it

And then I started thinking maybe it was us.

And then it said, "Oh Don Piano."

And then something about seeing the streets of human cities

And then we ran out of the come and go and these guys

And then you can still have your own separate bathtub from her later on.

And then you give 'em a smile!

And then you've got to go to the store for your stuff from then on.

And then, I had to drive to Walgreens,

And then, out of nowhere, somebody came up with ziplining.

And there has to be a character called Jewbacca!

And those add up. Go ahead and try it.

And tries to make us ashamed if

And try to get proof of this thing.

And tuned in to every debate.

And turning it into a sarcastic nightmare.

And we are deeply concerned and waiting to see if

And we are very happy for you, sweetheart

And we can watch movies whenever we want!

And we got... Do we have a buyer?

And we shouldn't be so barbaric!

And we'll get up there and hit that fresh nar nar.

And we'll have a blast doing the new stuff.

And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause.

And what do we tell the kids?

And what if General Tsao suddenly gets the courage

And when I look around this locker room,

And when I wake up,

And when that other team tries to come at you,

And when they try and thank you for those balloons you say

And when we've chosen a mate, we marry at the fern grotto as

And when you're laying in that hospital bed,

And where is the toilet seat?

And whoever catches the balloon

And why are you so quick to try

And why would I care so much about the election results?

And with any help from the gods,

And with that,

And won't give them to anyone until his demands are met.

And you can just sit here

And you claim that a General Tsao hired your friend Fat Ass to steal the ballots.

And you don't care.

And you kickback in your mansions making billions.

And you know it's unjustifiable.

And you let them get away?!

And you want others to wear yours upon thars!

And you, no doubt, will now begin filling your side of the bargain.

And you, no doubt, will now begin filling your side of the bargain.

And you, what would you like to say to your bully out there?

And you!

And you'll die,

And you're fat.

And you're immediately drawn to the one other black person.

And you're putting the toilet seat down where it belongs.

And you're the first to see it.

And your favorite lemon bars.

And, every hour, it chimes.

And, so you need the motion

Any customers with those two

Any questions about the creek we're about to cross?

Any questions?!

Anyone needing special assistance getting on the aircraft.

Anything in the basement, Jimmy?

Anything to add, retarded fish?

Anyway, I wanted to give you something.

Anyway, Kyle, you better watch it...

Anyway, thanks a lot. Stay away from my man, bitch.

Anyway, thanks Stan.

Anyways, he says I'm getting nothing anyways so...

Apa a a hoo ha!

Apparently not.

Apparently we've got, like... Like, seven Banes...

Appear before this court, Harrington.

Appear to us, John Harrington.

Appears to be intoxicated

Apple bobbing and candy corns!

Are all the tourists gone from our island?

Are no longer going to be accepted.

Are on a trip from hell.

Are those candy corn Oreos?

Are those what I think they are?

Are up and running. Just call me whenever you need me back.

Are we good? We live?

Are we just gonna let North Park walk away

Are we really going to go out there and play North Park like this?

Are you afraid we will find glue on your bracelet, Mr. Marsh?

Are you all chicken?

Are you bullied in the school?

Are you even in the United States?

Are you guys getting a lot of trick or treaters?

Are you guys seeing this?!

Are you okay?

Are you ready for your Nike commercial?

Are you serious?

Are you still on that, dude?

Are you sure?

Are you unable to stop being sarcastic?

Area to make sure their voice was heard.

Aren't going to think very highly of us.

Arhrhghgh!

Armed and your motion detectors

Around and get video of him,

As a stotch, Butters, you are actually Hawaiian royalty, your

As all the people suffering from

As Commissioner of the NFL I am so thrilled to see

As for Butters, he is quickly learning the ways of his

As for Eric Cartman,

As long as my presidency was secure.

As mother government is taking our dignity.

As our freedoms are stripped away one by one?

As soon as he gets in here,

As soon as I lock the door, just give me a few seconds to arm the

As the Steelers kick off to the Broncos.

As we bring you today's match up

As you say then we have to do something!

Ashamed of yourself!

Asked the milk man to fill the tub with milk.

Asshole clear.

Asshole walk to the back of the line!

At a Thai massage parlor I'm so good at sucking!

At best buy, I'm sorry.

At first.

At least then we'd be voicing our concerns.

At least, flush the toilet.

At Red Lobster.

At Red Lobster.

At Red Lobster.

At South Park Elementary, we're better than that.

At that price, you practically stole them from us.

At the end of PE class,

At this price... We got a call already, Butters?

Attention, please!

Attention, students.

Aw shit!

Aw, the kids will be so disappointed...

Away points cuz she's got pig heart.

Awesome!

Aww shit!

Back to you, Michael.

Bad kitty!

Bad kitty! No more memeing.

Bad kitty.

Bad Mr. Kitty!

Bad Mr. Kitty!

Bad!

Bandwidth to support DVD quality

Banging your wife.

Bar cuz nobody'll hire me.

Barged their way in, after reports that Stan Marsh of the

Barkley, out.

Barnes and Noble, and Ace Hardware.

Barp.

Baseball I always have to be the catcher?

Be careful up there, Pete.

Be careful young Keiki, your anger stills controls you

Be sure to give each other lots of applause!

Bebe, you have rhinestones. How about walking cash?

Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle.

Because God commanded the ****

Because God is going to harden the pharaoh's heart!

Because he couldn't take that six tenth of a second

Because he thinks blacks belong together.

Because I stand... for standing.

Because I'm not gonna live like

Because James Cameron is James Cameron.

Because Jesus is your friend.

Because of some wild story!

Because of some wild story!

Because of the concerns raised over concussions,

Because our costumes are so multifaceted and cool

Because society tells you how to look!

Because that's the whole other matter that's pretty hard to keep straight...

Because we keep getting screwed over by your diarrhea.

Because we were not able to finish your ceremony...

Because you already brought it up.

Because you children are playing with fire!

Because you got the flusher right here.

Because you kind of made it matter.

Because you left it up, again!

Because you won't let all the **** leave.

Become his old cheery self again.

Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know

Been planting them apple seeds, and while the apples grow

Been spreading the word, and now I need to ease my mind

Before stupid people start believing you!

Before we climb up and start ziplining,

Being fattened up by her mom and

Being independent like you.

Being nice is about what's inside you!

Being nothing but you

Being sarcastic and so I must be finding an excuse.

Belarusian farmers.

Ben Affleck has a lot going for him.

Ben Affleck isn't with Jennifer Lopez anymore, he's married to Jennifer Garner

Best served just above room temperature.

Betsy, come back home. It's not that big a deal.

Better show up.

Better.

Between football and head trauma.

Between the Denver Broncos and the Oakland Raiders.

Between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers.

Big whoop.

Bile has just dislodged in Arby's Ultimate Angus.

Bitch!

Bitches!

Black.

Blarp blarp blarp blarp!

Blarp blarp blarp!

Blockbuster is so old it's creepy. Ha ha.

Blockbuster is so out of date it's ancient.

Blockbuster Video?

Blow jobs in alleyways thought

Bobo got it!

Bobo got the bunnyman!

Bobo shoot it!

Bobo think scary!

Bobo?! Bobo no!

Bolo ties are really in, right now. It's cool you have one.

Bonds, Jimmy Bonds. What's it to you.

Boost your levels of caring and goodness.

Born in our native land, Butters.

Boxes of ballots, hundreds of them.

Boy, I just don't get football.

Boy, you like my body Let's play

Bragging about a porcelain machine and what have you.

Bras?

Break in monitors on all

Brother how great it is to live in a Democratic society.

Bullying affects everyone.

Bullying has become an epidemic, I'm afraid.

Bullying has become an epidemic, I'm afraid.

Bullying has gotten out of hand, and it needs to be stopped.

Bullying in your school is getting worse.

Bullying in your school is getting worse.

Bullying is an ugly thing

Bullying is ugly and has a stupid name

Bullying isn't cool Bullying is lame

Bullying needs to be stopped, now.

Bullying, did you know that in America,

Bullying, do you realize that in America,

Bunch of perverts if you ask me.

Bunny people must be a throwback to paleolithardic times!

Burglarized by someone the victim knows.

But a few kids are trying to make a difference

But all you answering the phones are complete retards.

But are you sure they had sex, like sex, sex,

But as Faith Hilling becomes more and more popular,

But clearly something else has

But dad, my friend Kyle says

But Eric Cartman is now drinking Double Dew,

But even at Disneyland,

But even that evolved from people ass wedging in the '40s.

But first, you have to promise not to tell anyone.

But he will no doubt keep Star Wars from the Chinese

But he's a heck of a player.

But he's fucking Captain America!

But how do they get away with that?

But how do you know I'm not making it up?

But I always make sure I keep it,

But I can't get enough crappy jewelry, so I'd like to buy some of yours.

But I didn't.

But I guess we just have to let stupid people believe what they are gonna believe.

But I realized there are people like you out there,

But I really do believe in Judaism now.

But I sure do seem to have a surplus of it.

But I think I have a way to make it even better.

But I think it gets the point across.

But I thought I was totally jealous of him!

But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night.

But I thought you seat on the toilet this way

But I was just there

But I wore that wristband everywhere and the guy is a complete phony!

But I worked hard on that. It's been stressful...

But I'm alive!!

But I'm from here!

But I'm getting some goddamn security.

But I'm going to need all the resources you've got.

But I'm sick and tired of being pushed around all the time!

But I'm sure Betsy is hoping her death will help women everywhere

But if anyone wants to know, we can take a few minutes.

But if I'm gonna smuggle them here, I'm gonna need a blaster and a Tonton

But if it's you that Jewpacabra wants,

But it appears as though he's looking for his keys, Dan.

But it holds up God darn it! Ben Affleck has everything.

But it makes total sense.

But it you not care for up to 3 hours

But it's all changing, isn't it?

But it's hard to tell.

But it's not a disease.

But it's so embarrassing.

But it's supposed to be all yellow y.

But Jackson appears to think he's in his car,

But let's forget about him and focus

But most shocking of all is that the person who started it

But my cause is to stand my ground.

But my friend Kyle, he says that

But my throat is parched, dear, and I'm so scared of burglars.

But my vajayjay says no

But our big game with Lakewood is Saturday!

But people all over town have

But seems like all the girls are kinda into me lately.

But she's gonna kill you. You know she is.

But she's not black, Kyle.

But she's not gonna die, is she?

But should I feel shame?

But since then, I have this dark empty feeling.

But since you walked out, you don't get to come

But so far the Chinese are refusing to speak with us.

But sometimes it's so thrilling

But ters Butters!!

But ters! But ters! But ters!

But that's stupid.

But the blood's on Clyde's wiener, not mine!

But the child who actually stole the ballots has hidden them

But the latest memeing craze, Swift Johnsoning,

But the newest meme involves pulling the shirt out

But the truth is memeing has been around a long time.

But then a pass of a miracle happened.

But then, miraculously,

But then, this fire rose up inside of me...

But there appears to be permanent damage.

But there are a lot of people

But there is someone here who says he can.

But they won't.

But they're still letting vodka through, right?

But this country's number one priority should be making football safer.

But this is just gonna make things worst for me.

But this isn't definitive.

But this was just

But today is actually bad.

But violence is never the answer.

But we can't possibly give the Chinese what you promised.

But we don't have them right here with us now.

But we got everyone duped by a bracelet company.

But we need to get better.

But we'll go ahead install your safety belt.

But what about the costume contest?

But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me acting like

But what I can give you is what

But what is it exactly you're trying to do?

But what the boys don't realize

But what the boys don't realize,

But what they don't realize

But when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't ask me for help.

But where could they be?

But you better get that bathroom up

But you can't just run away from it.

But you were wrong.

But you're old and so is she.

But you're wrong!

But your son took some things that didn't belong to him

But, clearly, that's what sells.

But, in a tour group, the brain has to work overtime,

But... if your people do have a monster creature

But... they were here.

Butters come out here.

Butters Creamy Goo is chock full of all the essentials an athlete needs.

Butters Creamy Goo.

Butters just beat up Scott Malkinson.

Butters just got on a bus with his bags packed and said he's going to Hawaii.

Butters stotch with his hapa noa.

Butters stotch?

Butters,

Butters, come on

Butters, do you know how many

Butters, do you wanna catch

Butters, native Hawaiians don't really approve of haoles

Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes

Butters, what on earth has gotten into you?

Butters, where are the ballots going?

Butters, where is Cartman supposed to hand over the ballots?

Butters, you goofball.

Butters, you have to tell us what Cartman is up to.

Butters, you know something, don't you? Huh?

Butters, you understand this game better than anybody.

Butters, you've reached the age where you must journey to

Butters!

Butters?

Butters? Why?

Butters.

Butters.

By the gods, perhaps he does have the heart of a native after all.

By the power of Christ, we sue you.

By the power of Christ, we sue you.

Called 'The Atlantis hotel and casino'.

Calling me when my house is being broken into?

Can I ask you something? Do you like fucking little boys?

Can I help you find something?

Can I help you wid anything?

Can I help you with something?

Can I maybe talk to Granny alone?

Can I speak to Nichole, please? It's very important.

Can I talk to you just for a second right over here?

Can we please go faster?

Can we please just try and talk to him?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it?!

Can you believe it. It's a miracle.

Can you remember your credit card number?

Can't believe I..

Can't I just take a dump at best buy?

Can't right now, but maybe another time.

Can't seem to be able to take a

Can't think of a scauses?

Can't we disconnect the toilet from the plumbing?

Can't you see I'm in horrible pain

Can't you see I'm trying to do my a calisthenics?

Candy corn Oreos.

Captain America, Thor and Bruce Valanche!

Care for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?!

Cartman and I will block him from the side!

Cartman has stolen the election!

Cartman has tens of thousands of voter ballots hidden somewhere!

Cartman Skywalker.

Cartman smash!!!!!

Cartman, all I was trying to tell you at Walmart was that...

Cartman, not now.

Cartman, you idiot!

Cartman's passover holiday special.

Cartman's right.

Cats are evolving.