Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 1 and 2 Edit

Alright, alright you want me to be a crazy animal? OK, I'm a crazy animal.

An inner ear infection.

Anna stomach virus.

Anna.

Apart.

Are you crazy?

Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 1 and 2 Sound

Calvin Klein.

Check pot.

Did your heart ever want to ask something but your head was too afraid of what the answer might be?

Does a dog not feel?

Does not every dog has his day?

Even listen to yourself when you talk.

Excuse me, Sir.

Excuse me, Sir.

George poupard

God is ******

God is ******

Ha ha.

Ha.

Hey all.

Hey, I'm high I'm Bryan.

Hi.

Ho ho ho

How dare you?

Huh?

I don't get too close. They say I'm dangerous.

I don't need your damn leash and I don't need you.

I don't understand.

I guess.

I have an announcement.

I I think we should talk.

I just have a speech impediment.

I said shut up.

I think we should talk.

I'm covered in fleas. Lady I'm losing it here.

I'm not drunk alright? I just have a speech impediment.

I've got to go out in the Hall and chew on the back of my *** for about 5 minutes.

If you ever tell anyone about that, I will kill you.

If you scratch him, does his leg not shake?

It wasn't even a sentence.

It's just terrible.

Just to be clear, we were talking about me being in love with you and you rejecting me, right?

Kid, you're talking to a guy who uses tongue for toilet paper.

Meg Griffin's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

Never mind.

Nice.

No, of course not.

No.

No.

No.

Not after the way I was treated, not after the things I've seen.

Now look at me middle aged alone and peeing in supermarkets. Man didn't see that coming.

Oh

Oh

Oh God, I'm sorry that was rude and I apologize.

Oh God, of course I know you don't think you thought I was ha.

Oh hi.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, don't flatter yourself honey. I don't have any sweat glands.

Oh, I don't think so.

OK, I'm a crazy animal.

OK, OK, I'm covered in fleas lady I'm losing it here.

OK.

Please, I'm just a dog, stupid dog.

Please, I'm just a dog.

Pretty much yeah.

Really.

She's a whiny little runt, isn't she?

Shut up.

So what do you think?

Sweet Mary, mother of God Jack pot.

Talking over.

Thank you.

That's me.

That's why the man is going to put me down.

Then I left brick wall.

There were no survivors.

They say I'm dangerous.

This isn't over.

Tricia Takanawa

We were talking about me being in love with you and you rejecting me, right?

Well, the circus is in town. Maybe I could run away and join it.

Well, well, well.

What the hell are you doing?

When Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found the Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han wa...

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, he is man's best friend but but what manner of friend is man?

Yes.

Yes.

You are the Spalding Gray of crap.

You just a helpless little carpet tinkler aren't you?

You keep walking, you're taking right.

You know, I've never been to Europe.

You little punk.

You shut up.

You swore you would never speak of that.

You take a left.

You want an explanation.

You're a terrible liar.

You're walking down a hallway.

Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace in the uncommon, sometimes haunting glow of sensuality that surrounds you.