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South Park - Season 20 South Park - Season 20, the iconic animated television show created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

South Park - Season 20

South Park - Season 20, the iconic animated television show created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, aired in the year 2016. This season continues to push boundaries and tackle controversial social issues with its unique satirical humor that has made it a cultural phenomenon.

The talented cast of voice actors brings the beloved characters to life. Trey Parker and Matt Stone lend their voices to multiple characters, including the memorable duo of Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman. The cast also includes Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes, and Mona Marshall, among others, who effortlessly give voice to an array of eccentric and hilarious personalities.

With its quick-witted writing and irreverent style, South Park - Season 20 takes on a myriad of timely topics. The season cleverly delves into the world of Internet trolling, political correctness, and the influence of social media in our lives. As always, the show manages to find humor in the most unlikely places while offering a biting critique of contemporary society.

South Park - Season 20's groundbreaking episodes present a thought-provoking exploration of these issues, combined with the show's trademark vulgarity and absurdity. One of the season's standout episodes, "Member Berries," brilliantly satirizes our cultural nostalgia and the tendency to retreat into the past rather than confront the present.

Fans can't help but be drawn to the show's catchy and iconic theme song, composed by Primus. The band's distinct and energetic style perfectly captures the spirit of South Park and its mischievous charm.

For those who want to relive the witty banter and memorable moments, South Park - Season 20 is available for streaming and download. Viewers can access the episodes at their convenience, indulging in all the politically incorrect humor that has endeared the show to millions worldwide.

To experience the full auditory experience of South Park, fans can visit the website and enjoy the soundboard featuring an array of memorable quotes and catchphrases from the show. Whether it's Cartman's iconic "Respect my authoritah!" or Stan's eternal "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" fans can play and download these sounds, immersing themselves in the irreverent world of South Park.

South Park - Season 20 remains a testament to the show's enduring popularity and ability to entertain audiences while delivering sharp social commentary. With its talented cast, biting humor, and cultural relevance, the show continues to push boundaries and challenge societal norms, making it one of the most influential and beloved television shows of our time.

A bunch of the girls... They cornered me in the gym!
A colleague?
A cyber attack? Well, that's good.
A day after...
A historic election and all the votes are in.
A lot of people like what he has to say, all right?
A lot of people want to leave the planet right now.
A lot of us have staked our lives on backing you!
A massive electric pulse completely erased the Internet.
A message how?
A mulligan.
A new mode of travel that can take you from here
A place they call Coloreedo.
A plan by the Danish to release
A Scandinavian country, perhaps,
A shocker here in South Park.
A speech where you finally just talk like a normal human being.
A troll has come into our village
A viable plan in place if you were to be elected president.
A world where everyone is happy and a singing
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Ah!
About becoming President,
About getting to Mars as soon as possible, please.
About how women are just as funny as men.
About the student who has been trolling
About the Troll Trace program.
About this, Dad, ?I'm so confused about that.
About trolling and just between us guys, we agreed it was pretty funny?
About what?
About women in comedy now.
According to our eye in the sky,
Adjectives usually come before what?
Advisor: He went this way!
After all the horrible things he said to people online?
After being targeted by the Danish Troll Trace Program.
After cheering for [bleep] all the immigrants?
After I had eliminated nearly every student,
After I saw the new Ghostbusters movie
After it detonates, we'll be on the roof to pick you up.
After jumping 17 floors from the balcony of her building.
After school,
After she defended her daughter's right to sit out the national anthem.
After shocking claims were made about the Danish company LEGO
Ah, dude, what the [bleep]
Ah, yous did good.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah.
Ah! No!
All around the world, countries are mobilizing armies
All bringing out the worst in humanity.
All communication with Denmark has ended
All eyes were on Nichole when Heidi Turner
All I know is that for the future of our country,
All I've been hearing about the past few weeks
All indications are that his transition is going to be fine.
All indications are that his transition is going to be fine.
All my efforts the past week have paid off.
All night broship Counterstrike party?!
All of Troll Trace is housed in this building.
All of us? Who?
All of you, remove your clothes.
All our social media pages are filled with
All right, boys. I've had just about enough of playing games.
All right, engaging Twitter now.
All right, everyone, listen up.
All right, everyone. Listen up.
All right, I need you to tell me
All right, kids.
All right, ladies, first of all, I want to say
All right, look.
All right, look. How do you troll somebody?
All right, Scott. Come on inside.
All right, sir. Don't be nervous for your speech
All right, students, I know we're all dealing
All right, who else we got now?
All right. Night, Gerald.
All right. Well, I just wanted to say thanks for choosing...
All the girls at school are really mad.
All the Muslim and Mexican shit,
All the old Star Wars moments into a new...
All the parts we remembered and loved.
All trolls report in.
All we've been doing is making excuses
All you guys, I'm sorry.
All: Oh, Lord, please forgive us
All: Wieners out!
Also, there are ground troops mobilizing in Paris
Am I doing it right, Gerald?
Ambassador Von Miller.
America is going to be great again.
America, please listen to me.
Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites,
Amy Schumer talks about her vagina,
An anthem that has something for everyone,
An original children's story and is gonna read it to you.
And a controversial company in Denmark
And a couple of students want to try and help.
And a Mr. Slave is on line three.
And act like we're changed men.
And after that...
And all classified information.
And all I see is a big, fat reflection of myself.
And all you do is defy me at every turn!
And apparently, she's incredibly smart and funny.
And as our country seems to be more and more divided,
And asking how something like this can happen.
And claims that it will be available worldwide at any moment.
And claims that it will be available worldwide at any moment.
And committed suicide.
And cry myself to sleep at night.
And decided to end it. I don't know.
And Denmark is gonna put an end to trolls.
And do what really matters.
And don't think you're safe, either, Tweek and Craig.
And everyone started listening to me.
And filling it with vile comments
And finally there goes Nichole.
And finally, in here is the diplomatic strategy
And from the ashes, a new world will rise...
And funny, too, right?
And get the (BLEEP) out as fast as you can.
And getting anywhere takes ingenuity.
And getting them all riled up,
And girls are stereotyping all boys as...
And going back to what feels comfortable.
And got sick of how stupid everyone's comments sounded.
And had a baby with a giant,
And has a no secrets... Like Denmark!
And hate filled garbage.
And hates himself.
And he has a lot of the same emotions I do, you know?
And he said, "Yeah," and he sent a bunch of mean stuff
And he was holding my phone and he ran off with it and said,
And here are your nifty camera glasses.
And here, of course, is the famous football,
And hilarious.
And hope they eventually die.
And I believe your response was that I needed to go and learn their language,
And I do.
And I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of it!
And I guess it made me feel powerful.
And I have made a giant mistake here.
And I just want you to know that I'm here for you.
And I think for her sake,
And I think that on the next one, we're only gonna get better.
And I told you I don't care, Gerald.
And I was almost the first gentleman in America.
And I was almost the first gentleman in America.
And I was laughing so hard... What was that again?
And I was like, "No! That's not cool!"
And I'll prove it to everybody!
And I'm gonna fuck them!
And I'm gonna stick it in her clam.
And I'm just worried that if... If people look at my Internet history,
And I'm so sorry she was driven to kill herself by trolling.
And if I go to Mars, I get milked like a goat.
And if there's one thing I've learned
And if this kind of overreaction can be amplified
And if we don't do something, then the girls will eventually retaliate against us.
And if we don't get to the bottom of it,
And if you get back on that computer, you are done!
And Internet stuff over and over, week after week,
And it appears they are sitting out the national anthem
And it keeps going, generating massive energy.
And it reflects badly on all of us.
And it's all thanks to you, little girl.
And it's going to be very bad.
And it's only hope are the people who go to Mars,
And just calling someone a fag for no reason?
And just tweet some of the things
And keep your real intentions completely anonymous.
And Kyle is on line three.
And land safely back on earth for reuse.
And less electronics is part of it.
And let me tell you, you're glad not to be living in this country right now.
And message boards are over, the Danish claim,
And milked for our semen.
And mistake that for hate, but it's not hate.
And negotiating room.
And never meant to be in public.
And nobody's doing anything about it.
And not because we'd actually have an affair.
And not make it about you.
And now all we can do is wait for the inevitable to happen.
And now as the anthem draws to a close, this thing is over.
And now he's attacking me personally.
And now I know that after you break it down,
And now I'm gonna die alone, just like you said.
And now if we get gender wars, too?
And now it's turning you against me, Kyle!
And now that she's lost everything,
And now this! Please!
And now we will ask him to save our country.
And now, let's begin...
And now, we shall deal with them again.
And on November 8th,
And one day, they plan to make us obsolete,
And online activity, we believe they will most likely attack us.
And our crowd funding sites are taken over, too.
And photoshopping a dick in my mouth.
And preparing defensive countermeasures.
And put a dick in my mouth!
And really funny.
And resist any temptation to use Troll Trace, Maggie.
And roller coasters are really cool.
And said he could never get her to quit social media,
And see what he's saying about us.
And send it through the Danish servers
And she's come up with a pretty cool idea.
And show the world that you didn't think
And skankhunt is gonna pay for everything he's ever said.
And so, here to try and help us heal is Bill Clinton.
And some... troll
And sometimes, people can be like, "Whoa!"
And soon the service will be available worldwide.
And soon you'll realize there's areas
And soon, they're gonna know
And steal their technology.
And taken from us a beloved princess.
And tell me what I'm doing isn't hilarious?
And that a military strike on the country is now eminent."
And that I really have been doing what I've been doing
And that is from Dr. Juerdo Titsgo in Spain.
And that is why I've been asked to come and speak to you
And that was wrong, too.
And that... That is so tragic.
And that's how we got here to this very memberberry election.
And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen.
And that's when you get Memberberries.
And that's when you'll learn the truth.
And that's why we have to come together as a community
And the anthem begins. Let's hope this fixes America.
And the basic decency of the American people.
And the Buena Vista Demons.
And the first new e mail since the Internet was erased
And the leverpostarj is seasoned to your liking?
And the only difference is their protest
And the only way out is to jump.
And the skunk?
And the third one up from the bottom left are out of sequence?
And the TSA security people all look like black thugs from the inner city
And their ties to ISIS.
And then everything can go back to normal.
And then I need you to e mail me saying what an awesome prank that was e mailing you
And then I realized that the only way to really be sure
And then I turned that anger into pushing buttons
And then I'm gonna take all the drug pushers in our country,
And then Jimmy said, "Ha, ha. Screw you, Cartman,"
And then just got off for good.
And then maybe everyone can finally be as happy as we are.
And then say my vagina! a lot.
And then they held me down and drew this vagina on my face!
And then they leave, move on to the next thing,
And then they make you think
And then we got Uncle Kyle here telling us the girls are right.
And then you have social media, which allows men to
And then you need to go.
And then you show up with all this new equipment
And then you'll start to wonder, "Where are all the guys?"
And there goes Meagan Ridley!
And there is the Giant Douche doing the same.
And there's no guarantee every pool in Florida has Zika!
And there's people like your mother
And there's the rest of the anthem,
And there's this one...
And these monsters get on and somehow make light of it,
And they show Giant Douche to be leading Turd Sandwich
And they'll all die, too!
And this is the man who has masterminded it all.
And those are six for $4 with this coupon.
And tit jokes, you amateur little pussy.
And traded place...
And trust me, my wife is a crazy bitch.
And trying to suck his dick!
And type in "You should all get ****d by gorillas."
And unites this nation once again.
And unless we start kissing their asses,
And unlike me, she's actually capable of running this country.
And very easy to produce.
And was burned alive by one of his apparent victims.
And watch the whole world go completely batshit.
And we all know that only one man has the guts to say
And we all need to come together to stop it.
And we are all completely fucked.
And we can... we can talk all day tomorrow, okay?
And we have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do?!
And we have Skankhunt42.
And we have to be able to use the computers.
And we need to be more active in showing the girls we respect them.
And we should all go and show our support.
And we'd like to be somewhere as far from the Internet as possible.
And we're rather busy.
And we've diverted all the power we can.
And welcome the next President of the United States!
And what about people who will use this to spy on others who aren't trolls?
And what are the police gonna do to make sure people don't use it?
And what are you?
And what did you say to Mr. Winger?
And what the... what the [bleep] is MarriedButHorny.com?!
And when I do that, I can see how everything lines up,
And when millions more came in to support Denmark,
And when your father gets home from Denmark,
And who is that?
And whoever it was then got a big reaction from it,
And without malice towards others.
And yet none of you seem to know why he left social media.
And you begged me to help you lose!
And you decide to just leave with him?!
And you have to answer to the people!
And you have to make good on it!
And you just sit back with your glass of wine and laugh!
And you know those people in Syria? I'm gonna fuck them.
And you know what happened?
And you know what, I'm proud of my little wiener!
And you know, you might say she's asking for it.
And you shit out your dick.
And you shit out your dick.
And you should go and [bleep] kill yourself!
And you... You hide everything!
And you'll be trapped down there forever,
And you're all just sitting here, praying?!
And you're left there, crying,
And your entire Internet history
And, Jim, it is a packed.
And, Mike, this new anthem is said to have everything
And, uh, apparently, there's someone
And, uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here.
And, well, God only knows what they're gonna do tonight.
And... And during the movie, I was like,
And... and look like a jackass.
And... and this computer didn't mirror that computer.
And... And you think that's achievable?
Announcer: Welcome, students and parents,
Anonymous821 signed in to multiple accounts and standing by.
Anonymously say horrific things like "women aren't funny,"
Another Internet troll is wreaking havoc on message boards,
Another one like you is gonna rise up and take your place.
Any more refreshments for the conference room.
Anybody can use it on anyone, right?
Anyone can take any troll comment
Anyone could trace anything on the Internet
Anything we might be ashamed of, gone forever.
Anytime you're having bad thoughts, m'kay?
Anytime, anywhere, skank.
Anyway, Gerald, what has your experience been?
Anyway, please continue, Richard.
Are about to become public knowledge.
Are about to get payback,
Are kind of on hold for a while, huh?
Are not so easily broken down.
Are other people's nightmares.
Are thinking about voting for that douche!
Are we seriously talking about doing this?
Are working on a biometric computer superstructure
Are you all ready to hear a story?
Are you all right, Von Miller?!
Are you any good at changing your voice?
Are you asking me, or are you asking...
Are you having any success, Caitlyn?
Are you insulting me?!
Are you kidding me?! He's an idiot!
Are you late for something?
Are you or are you not the Internet troll skankhunt42?
Are you out of your [bleep] mind?
Are you really sorry?
Are you really?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?!
Are you sick of sexism and the bigotry?
Are you sure about what's going to happen on Mars?
Are you sure you want to proceed with this?
Are you sure?
Are you telling me that we're about to be voted into office,
Are you there? Honey?
Are you tired of hate speech?
Are you with the NSA or Homeland Security?
Are you with your kind, or are you with Uncle Kyle?
Aren't going to be treated like afterthoughts anymore!
Aren't the same, and that we are willing to change.
Aren't we tired of being so divided at school?
Aren't you curious what your husband does? Huh?
Aren't you excited, gang?
As a new website, trolltrace.com,
As a school.
As I understand, there's quite a lot you've done online you don't want to have come out.
As if your wiener is a bad thing!
As long as we all respect each other's privacy, darling,
As our ancestors did in days long ago,
As parents, we find it hard to believe
As the city of Fort Collins has been hacked.
At changing himself and the world around him.
At first, you'll be super happy, bouncing around the red sand.
At least he doesn't sound like another politician.
At least he's not a z z zitty faced girl
At least I have a reason to be angry.
At least I know you believe that girls are smart.
At least they can tell the difference
At the nail salon again.
At the thought of being president, okay?
At where, sir?
At where?
Audience: [Chanting] Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche,
Available to the public? That's bullshit!
Aw, don't let him get to you.
Aw, God damn it. Is that Cher?!
Aw!
Babe, I have no idea what any of this means.
Babe, is everything okay?
Babe, stop. I don't think he meant anything by it.
Babe, there's no way to get to Mars right now.
Back now with the Commander In Chief Forum.
Back to whoever wrote it.
Back to you, Tom.
Be a little careful what you say about women.
Be careful. You might not like what you see.
Be more open minded.
Be proud of who you are!
Bebe, why don't you come up here.
Became accessible to the public
Because black laughs matter.
Because Eric knows the future.
Because girls drove us to break all your stuff, dumb ass!
Because I miss you, Wendy.
Because I'm scared, Kyle.
Because if I say they can't protest
Because it's [bleep] funny, Kyle.
Because it's freakin' hilarious!
Because it's so not funny, God!
Because it's very weird and her advisors probably...
Because our anonymity is being threatened.
Because she actually has interesting things to say and she's funnier than you.
Because that's what trolls do!
Because the French believe when we see all their e mails,
Because they're pretty?
Because we're all in danger!
Because we're Americans.
Because we're very close to the end.
Because we've all seen what happens when the Twitters,
Because when the Chinese are able to see all our e mails
Because you see, PC Principal, you helped create me.
Because you won't go away and let me just have fun!
Because you're [bleep] hilarious.
Because you're a boy!
Because you're smart and funny, that's why.
Because, say what you want,
Because, with God's grace,
Become the leader of...
Before I quit Twitter and threw my phone away,
Before I stopped searching, I learned something.
Before I went to go get him and I took my phone back.
Before this escalates beyond our control.
Before Troll Trace ever does substantial damage.
Before we go any further,
Being in the media every day.
Being smart and funny enough to pull it off.
Believes women might not be as funny as men, Elon...
Between Muslims and Mexicans 'cause God knows I can't.
Between the 49ers and the Panthers.
Beyoncé ain't nothing but a Taylor Swift rip off.
Bill Clinton's Gentlemen's Club.
Blargh!
Blargh!
Blargh!
Blargh!
Bomb Denmark!
Bombers to attack Denmark.
Boys are harassing girls
Boys' only hope is to start over on Mars.
Bring him to the conference room.
Bringing people down off their high horses.
Bros! Dude, that's so awesome!
Buckle up, buckaroos.
Buddies like when? When were we buddies?
But also to make sure nobody gets out,
But at exactly 9:30 Danish Standard Time,
But can we see the Mars rocket now?
But Eric talked me out of it.
But every day, I keep going up in the polls.
But everything went well.
But everything's finally gonna be okay.
But fingers in the ass did it for you?
But how did we get here...
But how do we prove that to the rest of the world?
But I also can't live on the cum and joke mines of Mars.
But I also understand you weren't trying to get a woman to kill herself.
But I can assure you, nobody respected
But I can't control what Cartman does,
But I can't do it alone.
But I didn't have a plan!
But I have to make sure she wins.
But I I'm sorry if I made you upset.
But I know you watch porn.
But I still have things I need you to do.
But I sure am excited.
But I want to, Dad.
But I was wondering if I could speak with your son.
But I'm not like them.
But if you're being funny, which spreads joy...
But if you're cynical about it, then you're a nihilist?
But Ike and I need to do something,
But in Denmark, we have dealt with the trolls before.
But in that instant, you know what I saw?
But it always ends up with some asshole talking about vaginas
But it doesn't mean those old ideas are good for us now.
But it is serious, too.
But it's just a symptom of the same thing.
But it's not about person "B."
But it's not going to be very kind to man.
But it's the only way now.
But now I know
But now make sure she knows how you're gonna change.
But now we're trying to figure out what to do with it.
But now you come back here
But now... I'm your president.
But of course what everyone is really here for...
But only because it was to a close friend
But probably most insensitive of all
But she actually married a guy who had gigantism syndrome.
But she is really smart and really funny.
But she's just such a Turd Sandwich.
But she's really smart and really funny.
But some could also look and behave like human beings.
But something's about to happen that you aren't aware of.
But still not a match.
But that makes us remember the things we loved.
But that only seems to make them attack me more.
But the best thing we can do for Heidi
But the Danish say there are breakers
But the fact of the matter is I'm not really a troll.
But the fact of the matter is, I should not be president.
But the truth is, Eric and I are just kind of out of it now.
But the visions weren't complete until recently.
But the way they use emojis gives them away.
But then you'll realize something...
But there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is skankhunt42.
But there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is skankhunt42.
But there's more.
But there's still a great chance we can win the swing states.
But they can often be misleading.
But they did have the same Time Machine schedule,
But they told me I had to take a number.
But they're only really smart, Elon.
But this is different.
But this is what can happen when someone gets bullied online
But this thing says he's clean.
But to make this dream into a reality,
But trolling is on the rise with teenagers,
But we are going firmly with the Turd Sandwich.
But we cannot allow our school to be any further divided.
But we end up with no sustenance.
But we have to keep control.
But what about people like Laura Tucker, the blabbermouth?
But what would be even more impressive?
But you go and kiss your little girlfriend's ass.
But you have to totally trust me and know
But you know what?
But you saw what we did when we worked together.
But you stop caring about seeing each other in the bathroom.
But, Charlotte, I love you. I need you.
But, no, you've got your bitchy little girlfriend pulling your strings now.
But, then, a big, bad wolf, who was a hilarious woman
But, uh, for many, this is a time to pray.
But, uh, now this troll is being copied by other trolls
But, you know, I just sort of set things in motion.
But! [Shouting stops]
But... But of course we'll make an exception.
But... But, sir... the president elect is here.
Butters has been grounded quite a lot lately.
Butters needs to be taken down a notch, and you're the best at that.
Butters, butters. You expect people to believe
Butters, Heidi is everything to me.
Butters, Heidi is everything to me.
Butters, I'm sorry, but I told you not to Skype me anymore, right?
Butters, stop smushing snake.
Butters, where the (BLEEP) are you?!
Butters, you need to calm down.
Butters: Hee, yeah!
Butters: Hey, Eric!
Butters: That's it!
Butters: We walk together in peace!
Buy a Danish to help stop trolling?
By all means...
By being more and more outrageous.
By building a giant machine that actually shows
By generating tons of hate.
By handing over several trolls, but the plan didn't work.
By making degrading comments on our school message board.
By nearly 10%.
By next week, everything everyone has ever done online
By personally Fucking them all to death.
By the name of skankhunt42 has been harassing women and girls
Bye!
Cait, you... you heard about the poll, right?
Caitlyn, can I ask you something?
Call the president and get him to... take action.
Call the president. I don't know.
Called me a midget even though I'm not.
Calling from London.
Can actually be very good for society, Kyle.
Can create a massive reaction on the Internet.
Can I help you?
Can I talk to you for second?
Can learn to respect each other again.
Can we get ice cream now?
Can we just talk to someone important, please?
Can you do that for me?
Can you tell us what you did?
Cannot be trusted.
Cars that run on electricity.
Cartman and Heidi: # Let's come together as a school #
Cartman is the cause of all our problems, always.
Cartman, I think we might be able to help each other.
Cartman, will you just help me mess with Butters
Cartman: # We can work together hand in hand #
Cartman: Ah!
CARTMAN: Attention, all SpaceX employees.
Cartman: Coool!
CARTMAN: You'll think the rover cars
Cartman.
Caused the website to temporarily shut down.
Certainly want to, uh,
Che Gamorrah standing by.
Check it out. There's a shovel next to a hole dug in the ground.
Claiming it successfully exposed a notorious troll.
Clear history, e mails, delete, delete, delete, delete.
Clyde's right.
Coloreedo?
Come on in, bud.
Come on out here.
Come on over, Eric.
Come on up, Wendy. Wendy Testaburger, guys.
Come on, Bebe.
Come on, everybody, 'member?
Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!
Come on, people, I need answers!
Come on, talk about having sex with guys and say vagina! and stuff like that.
Come on, tubs. You got to keep up, 'member?
Come on, we have a lot work to do here.
Come on! Have some [bleep] balls!
Come on! This isn't South Park.
Come on.
Come on. Hasn't this gone on long enough?
Come on. Let's just have a couple beers and do some trolling.
Come on. Let's relax and have some memberberry pie.
Come on. Pull up a chair.
Come on. Say it. Say it.
Come on. There are others like us here.
Come on. We better get out.
Come on. We have to hurry.
Come on. You really think you can resist the urge
Come on. You're not an asshole.
Come out and die."
Come with me.
Comes out of nowhere and sits down for...
Complete panic and mass hysteria tonight
Complete surprise, Dave. Nobody saw this coming.
Completely confused and with shit for choices?
Congratulate you on the election.
Conniving... snakes in the grass.
Contact whoever you want.
Cool!
Cool!
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Just wanted to see where your line was.
Cops? For what?
Correct. But they did so peacefully
Could be Russian. We don't know.
Could be someone who just...
Could I please speak to the person in charge?
Could look up your entire Internet history,
Could my child be a troll?
Could we troll an entire country?
Could you hand me my water," or something.
Could you just say, "my vagina"?
Could you start from the beginning, Kyle?
Could you use nuclear weapons,
Countries everywhere are terrified
Crawled back to his little cave,
Crawling out of the woodwork to try and get me back
Create a website for women like yourself
Create jobs, and get mankind to Mars.
Criminals in our jails... Fucking dead!
Cynical man!
Cynical...
Dad, can I talk to you?
Dad, what's going on? Mom's freaking out.
Dad! What the hell is wrong with...
Dad! Where are you?!
Daddy called you a pussy.
Daddy called you a pussy.
Daddy needs your help.
Daddy needs your help.
Daddy!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! This is impossible!
Damned to just wander the earth and hang out and stuff.
Danish Olympic gold medalist Fireja Ollengaurd,
Deal with our country's immigrants and enemies
Decided to Photoshop wieners in her mouth.
Decision 2016...
Deemed useless by women.
Definitely no reason to look up my history.
Delete. Delete the account, not the e mails.
Democratic nominee Turd Sandwich says
Denmark got trolled last night. They left social media.
Denmark is ranked the nicest place to live
Denmark is trying to make trolling a thing of the past.
Detective Harris: Everyone, calm down. Please.
Did I do something wrong?
Did they pick it up on Yahoo!?
Did you like the movie, hon?
Did you see the same debates I saw?
Did you talk to him?
Didn't think you'd be leaving yet.
Didn't you hear what that guy said?
Didn't you see the video I sent you?
Different from getting one person to?
Dildo Shwaggins from pussystormers.org?
Dildo Shwaggins? Huh?
Dildo, they've done it!
Dildo?
Dildo?
Dildo?!
Distant? Really? Oh, my God. I I'm sorry.
Do girls not have balls?
Do not believe it.
Do not touch the computers!
Do you guys even care how this makes the girls feel?
Do you happen to know this child?
Do you happen to know why, son?
Do you happen to recognize...
Do you have any idea the damage you've caused?
Do you have any idea what you've done to our country?!
Do you know that urine is 100% sterile?
Do you know who I am, Ike?!
Do you know who I am?
Do you miss your friends?
Do you really think there's hope?
Do you remember an e mail I sent you a few months ago
Do you remember that, Kyle?
Do you remember the day you fired me, PC Principal?