South Park - Season 2 Edit

A good film festival should be something where we all say

A haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer."

A haiku is just like a normal American poem except

A high speed car chase is happening right now on Interstate three.

A lite rain in the middle of a dusty afternoon or a hug from your dear old aunt...

A lot of people think that in a small town there isn't a lot for the law to do.

A red dog, on a...

A summer without fireworks is like I don't know, but it sucks ass.

A team of scientists continues to try and unfreeze the body

A true reason to be

A watch with his initials on it, a day planner with the murder scheduled.

AAAAA! MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!

AAAAA! Mr. Twig! No!

Aaah, yeah. That's much better

About the whole experiece over the last couple of days.

Actually honey, I think those little tikes are just what we need. I've got an idea.

Advance there maties.

After being frozen, I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends

After that we'll take over the U.S., then Europe,

After that, we're going to bomb all of Iran.

After the Terrance & Phillip episode...

After we killed a bunch of people together I realized my real family

Afterwards we used that towel to Wait, why am I telling you this?

Ah drop sucker on that!

Ah god damn it!

Ah hah! Caught you red handed! Mmkay.

Ah just give us the damn book, fruitcake!

Ah man screw this.

Ah man. This movie's hella scary.

Ah sweet. Hey guys check it out you don't even have to put a quarter in her.

Ah, cheer up bro, all you need is some clear liquid to get your head straight.

Ah, screw you guys.

Ah, so roll the tape. Here we are up at Shafer's crossing looking for some animals.

Ah, take a load off, put your feet up.

Ah, that's weak man. You know what you need? You need a good, stiff drink.

Ah, we don't care for that hoidy, toydi, rich folks stuff.

Ah, ye, yeah. Ok. Beggining today we're taking the show in a new direction.

Ah, you just need something a little stronger.

Ah! You have rats in your house too, Kenny?

Ahahahha! Clubhouse! That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Ahem... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,

Ahh, of course you do.

AHH! Hurry up it's coming!

AHH! Oh dude what a nightmare!

Ahhh! Ten dolla! 10 dolla socia boy!

Ahhhh... thanks?

Ain't nowhere to hide (come on!)

Ain't nowhere to run (come everybody let's)

All done.

All else aside, I must say that the Rough Riders

All I can say is they better have Nintendo.

All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game,

All leathered, has four compartments, and a key with lock. Interested?

All of these things link Terrance to the murder:

All of us?

All of you have detention for the rest of the week!

All our prayers are with our little South Park cows now playing their hearts out in China.

All over America, the effects of the giant ash snake can be seen.

All right, let's get things going with Rancid!

All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!

All righty then, let's get to my presents shall we?

All these new people in South Park are stressfulin my home.

All they said was that they saw the Mexican Staring Frog

All this for a bunch of stupid movies?

All this stuff about Vietnam and he got us in trouble.

All this time, look out for your little brother Kyle, take care of your little brother Kyle,

All this week Ned and I will be risking lives from him as we go on location

All units, all units, report to Avenue 254 De Los Mexicanos

All units, all units: 5 12 at 635 Avenue De Los Mexicanos 635. Request assistance.

All units, all units! We have a 520 on the suspect.

All we wanna do is buy out your coffee shop here

All you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

All you want to do is help the planetarium thrive!

Allright. Ok, whoever took the sacred cow just please return it

Alright alright! Calm down. I think that's enough for today.

Alright and now before we all vote yes on Prop Ten, here to remind us why

Alright and then we'll put up the stage here.

Alright boys keep your heads down.

Alright boys you're up next. Welcome to Mr. Hankey's happy Lolly land

Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go.

Alright boys. That's it. Pack it up, we're moving out of town.

Alright Chuck, but we gotta lay low for a little while.

Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this.

Alright give me ten dollars.

Alright here's Eric Cartman giving it a shot.

Alright how about five hundred thousand dollars?

Alright Manson we know you're in there. Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you.

Alright Ned, you're gonna have to bust out the whip.

Alright now you just got to send this bozo through and the whole mess will be over with.

Alright people, the next order of business is a very serious matter.

Alright Stan, I was just trying to tell a good story.

Alright you. You spread 'em.

Alright, and it can be our little secret about who wrote it, right? Sure!

Alright, just grab the rope. Wait a minute. What's this?

Alright, now come on you have to practice!

Alright, this better be good.

Alright, this mechanical bull is gonna help you practice for the real thing Cartman.

Alright? Bad cows! You hear me? BAD COWS!!!

Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison.

Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?

Amazing! He looks so much like us!

America's Most Wanted has reconstructed this crime...

America's Most Wanted is not about violence, it's about family

Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy neighbor!"

An agreement to let the U.S. inspect his military operations.

An ancient discovery of a prehistoric man actually frozen in ice!

An never come back to Canada again.

An organization that prides itself on great coffee!

And 5, 4, 3...

And after killing the entire Vietcong army, they returned to base camp.

And all over America, kids are turning to the streets, and running away.

And all the Poos down in Pooville joined hands and they sang,

And also try the numbers of some endangered species

And are on their way to the world championship in China.

And are prepared for your book reports.

And as the voluminous corporate automaton bulldozes it's way through bantam America,

And attempted sizemology have not given us any leads as of yet.

And Barbrady, your wife called, she wants you to get some pizza on the way home.

And because of this piece of shit, I'm never reading again!

And besides you found him.

And bury me in a box with a side of Kroff Dinner.

And by that I mean who's dominating the aspects of the relationship?

And call all the pet stores in the phone book.

And care enough to want Harbucks out, then they're out. So good luck to you.

And celebrities.

And come up with something current in South Park to do a report on.

And do you have any idea what that means?

And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!

And Elton. Why don't you get yourself some new threads? You know.

And ended with us eating ice cream.

And enjoy festivities including prizes rides, and of course the world famous Running of the Cows.

And finally, I'd like to say that reading totally sucks ass!

And fix my laundry machine when it breaks down.

And GO...and Bingo was his name o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name o.

And had my first talent show audition... Ok bye.

And had my friend take a picture. Eh...

And have Shelley kick my ass? No thanks.

And having never taken drugs, I can say that they have nothing to offer.

And he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles for dinner every night!!

And he wasn't even really my little brother.

And he's not even my real brother?

And here you are. You're from South Park, yeah? Yeah.

And hopes that their young will hear their cry.

And I actually do get fired, then Mr. Hat is gonna do horrible things to you.

And I am one with you.

And I am very pleased to announce that in honor of the South Park

And I appreciate that

And I call them "Fudge 'Ems. "

And I guess that's what I've learned. I'm sorry for what I've did, but that doesn't make up for it.

And I guess the only thing left to say is God bless us everyone.

And I need a crane, helicopters and all that crap!

And I told her to shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts.

And I was able to go because I have a slightly higher intelect than others.

And I will have to go and find her.

And I've also got my double chocolate cookies, "fudge this. "

And if I don't come up with $2 million, I'm goin' to jail.

And if I wanna finger paint, then I'm gonna finger paint!

And if it doesn't kick ass and you make me look bad,

And if it don't get done, then I'll move on.

And if it wasn't for Chef, I would never've had a career in music.

And if the law passes you'll be thrown out of town.

And if we can't live in quite simple peaceful mountain towns,

And if you ask me again I'll kick you squa' in the noots.

And in other news, it appears that Saddam Hussein has finally signed

And is a sexual exploration piece about 2 women in love.

And just watch some new art. "

And Kenny's gonna pull the plastic frog in front of you and you have to be scared.

And let these great people of the Wampanoa rest in peace.

And make a mint! What kinda of cookies?

And maybe get some shots of those turtles down at the pond.

And more cows come all the time.

And Mr. Twig is at home; he has no idea Mr. Hat is even back.

And my brother's girldfriend's mother, and this guy Bob who I met last year.

And my wife's cousin, and his son, and my brother's girlfriend and our two kids.

And now back to huntin' and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!

And now back to hunting and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned.

And now back to Terrance and Phillip.

And now back to the Terrence and Philip Halloween special.

And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin achievement award.

And now here's Ween!

And now here's your favorite band, Primus!

And now here's your host, Jay Leno!

And now it looks like some big record company has published one of my songs.

And now it's almost time for Bo bo's.

And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first anual grand conjoined parade!

And now my reading friend you've proven that you are ready for the big time.

And now officer, from this moment on, you will think that you are Elvis Presley.

And now the chairman of Cow Days, Jimbo Kerns!

And now time for Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained.

And now you will remember nothing!

And now you will sing the Iraqi national anthem, or you will be stabbed in the head.

And now, here he is. TV's Ozzy Osbourne!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

And obviously if more than fifty percent of the people show up

And one of them now has have a lid of Jamaican grass because of you!

And only my toes are starting to ice over.

And our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball team is going to the national finals.

And perform an autopsy, I could learn much about this creature's people and it's time.

And play parmegen, and have meaningful conversations, and sip Konyak by the fireplace.

And raw vegetables, and it's destroying my environment.

And remember your bus driver's code: "sit down and shut up!"

And right up here you can see a red bellied chickadee.

And sir, can I make a suggestion? Move your store

And so as we have this honorary dinner, we take a look back at Nurse Gollum,

And so children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman

And so children, today we're gonna focus on American History. Right Mr.Twigg?

And so children, today we're gonna focus on American History. Right Mr.Twigg?

And so I got Bernie to write my lyrics.

And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as...

And so Manson is hauled off to jail to rot in his cell and everything is back to normal.

And so now children, your school counselor is back to tell you first hand

And so Officer Barbrady is taken a leave of abcense,

And so on! And now, release the curtain!

And so the excitement level is naturally very high.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and...

And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard...

And so, on this fifteenth day of what is considered to be the most important...

And South Park will have to manage without any police force for a while.

And stop your bitchin!

And struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.

And swing me on the swingset.

And take those stupid things off your heads!

And that French chick were doing it all summer long,

And that means that you will go to the lab and help out Mephesto,

And that means tomorrow is Tuna Casserole Day.

And that you stayed up all night making up some ridiculous lie.

And that's Christmas time.

And that's going to take us to half time.

And that's the last thing in the world you want me to do.

And that's the spirit of the season.

And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family.

And that's why Tweek coffee is still home

And that's why we should all let Harbucks stay.

And that's why you gotta cold? That's why Kyle. That's why.

And the adjustment is going to take some time. But I'd like to be your friend,

And the brave life she has lived.

And the Evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe.

And the Italian chick gets an abortion but she...

And the rest, oh, it's just history. Now, let's go freakeeee!

And the Rough Riders are really giving the Roughriders a run for their money.

And the visitors are sure to come.

And the winner is South Park cows.

And the year after that, and the year after that,

And the, and they make it into a party called a Bris.

And then call the police. And now back to the game.

And then he and his mother ate beetles.

And then he dreamt that we were talking about things that

And then Leonardo DeCarprio gave me a spankin for several hours.

And then move on until every quite mountain town is like Los Angeles.

And then people discover them and make them their caveman friend. Wow! Cool!

And then sittin' in a tub with tobasco sauce fun.

And then the doctor said that it's much worse as you get older

And then we could all go home and watch Murphy Brown.

And then we turned the dial and Kenny went into a kind of... hypnosis.

And then you guys made me ride a big scary bull.

And there is only one more South Park player left.

And there won't be any hunger, poverty, or homeless people.

And there'll be no questions asked.

And these two little stars over here form the constellation, the Crusades.

And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself

And they went back to school and sang songs about grease lightning.

And they've done it! The Atlanta Falcons are going to the Superbowl!

And they've done it! They've scored sixteen un answered points in fifteen seconds!

And this brave little whore from the East, has really put on a show for us today!

And this film proves that that frog may very well exist.

And this time it has to last five minutes.

And Tweek.

And uh Stewart, I think I owe you an appology.

And ultimately, Ned got the purple heart for his courageous defense of the log ride.

And using dental floss? Yes.

And washing behind your ears? Yes.

And watching movies, and about people who can never get their

And we already have chics over.

And we built it with our own hands!

And we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff.

And we could have seminars to edjucate, mmkay

And we have no idea where to begin.

And we interviewed Jimbo about it and he made up

And we were talking about everything that happened to us except that it was all wrong,

And we would have never even known this was happening

And we're cut. Great show guys.

And went on to make something of hisself.

And what happened then? Well, in South Park they say...

And what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna sneak up on it, and jam my thumb in it...

And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled.

And when you have money,

And why they're bad, mmkay?

And you know what I like best about you? You don't say hella like our Cartman does.

And you saw it here on the Jimbo and Ned show.

And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road.

And, uh, alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol.

And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs.

And, uh, Tom, His mother is very disappointed with him.

And... mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm

Anybody?

Anybody?

Anyway

Anyway children, I gonna assign you all a paper.

Anyway children, I want you all to see at least one independent film

Anyway children, let's turn our history text books to page 105.

Anyway, good luck passing your new law boys.

Anyway, this new Hollywood Planet will be the official meeting place...

Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize Ike is gone.

Apparently he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.

Apparently nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly.

Apparently we have a communication problem here. Mr.Marsh tell me how you're feeling.

Are arriving in jobs for the town's first annual film festival.

Are simply outmatched by these Roughriders.

Are the loveable innocent children.

Are they good? Try em.

Are those real Terrance and Phillip dolls? They look all crappy.

Are you accusing me? If you are, don't hide behind your clever riddles!

Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?

Are you just gonna be a French pansy your whole life? I'm not French...

Are you Kyle Broslofski? Ye.. Yes

Are you ok hon?

Are you sure? I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee.

Are you telling me I drove nine hours through butt fucking nowhere to get a goddamn shirt!?

Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state finals?

As I always tell people you are.

As I said before, the father is somebody in this room.

As I said before, the father is somebody in this room.

As long as she doesn't touch me!

As long as you stay on the bus it can't hurt us right?

As more cities are affected by the ash and the death toll rises to 3000...

As more cities are affected by the ash and the death toll rises to 3000...

As most of you know, Cow Days is when we all get together

As most of you probably remember, snakes are little disks...

As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close,

As primitive as his own. A mind like a child.

As some of you may know I host a local show on hunting.

As soon as I walk in the door she'll hand me this big present

As they stay on the bus

As usual and Kenny had just bought a new car.

As we steer out boats, looking for these dangerous predators

As well as he should be as I will now jam my thumb in his butthole.

As you can see, the ice man is listening to Ace of Bass,

As you get older it becomes a more and more ferocious disease.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Ask your parents for once.

Ass full of pork fat... jiggles like a jello mold...

Asshole... ah damn it!

At Karl's Kroff Dinner restaurant in half an hour.

At least I called them my family. Really they were a gang of people I thought were my friends.

At long last I have found

At the Dyno Might firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.

At the end of tonight's episode, you will know.

At the festival and then write a paper about it.

At the Rough Riders Rough Riders football game.

At what cost?

At your heart strings for our cause and it's wrong.

Aunt Flo isn't from South Park. That pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver.

Aunt Lisa, Cousin Fred, Cousin Alexandra, Fat Bob, Jimmy,

Aw come one you guys. We'll still have plenty of money left over.

Aw man, this sucks.

Aw man, this sucks.

Aw will you relax you pinkeye! We have plenty of money!

Aw, hell!

Aw, I don't want any money. I'd just like to see my name on the credits, that's all.

Aw, that's not bad. Here, have some meatloaf.

Aww dude I shouldn't be seeing this!

Aww Ned, if you can hear me, you gotta snap out of it.

Aww not this again. Behold, Mr. Hankey!

Ay didn't you guys see it? I was on television!

Ay give me that!

Ay! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritay.

AY! I'm not a little kid anymore, ma. I'm 8 years old!

Ay! Yeah, but that'd be like I Max.

B L O O... uh... O spells blue...

B L O O... uh... O spells blue...

Babaseemee mama.

Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural!

Bad cows... stay...

Bang! Jiminy, I've been shot.

Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens.

Bark Bark.

Based on some video footage we received from a viewer.

Be careful with old Bob here. He ain't much for ridin anymore, but he's all I got.

Be quiet back there!

Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICK!

Be quiet Elvin.

Be sure to stick around for the half time show

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting crocodiles.

Be warned, all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand.

Beat it kid! Come on honey.

Because being happy are what the holidays are all about.

Because dude we could make em do really gross stuff like eat bugs.

Because he kind of looks like Steve Austen, the Six Million Dollar Man!

Because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.

Because I have to stay here and work. I still gotta shingle the roof,

Because if these people find out that you didn't really write that paper

Because Kenny, your family's poor, you have to be the worker. No Kenny!

Because some kid blew his hands off, we don't get to buy M 80s?

Because that's his name you stupid bitch.

Because then they'll we didn't write it dummy. We have to be original.

Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem causing disease of both

Because we have to live in LA.

Because without big corporations we wouldn't have things

Because you lose them not because of underpants gnomes.

Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides fatass!

Because you're going to beautiful South Park, Colorado.

Because you're standing over there!

Because, people from LA love to come to a quaint little mountain town

BEEF CAKE!

Beefy, like Tri tip!

Beetles are good with ice cream.

Before the vote we'll get a band that everyone likes, like, uh, like...

Behold, E wak Village 2000!

Behold, his horrible face.

Behold. This is your false promise.

Being a sell out is sweet, cause you make a lot of money.

Besides folks, film festivals shouldn't be about

Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.

Better get some firewood ready.

Big dog...

Bitch. That's it Eric, you...

Bobie, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again?

Body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.

Booby, where have you been? Dinner's been ready for five minutes.

Boring, boring...

Boss making you angry? Kids yelling at ya?

Boy do I!

Boy have you got a lot to learn. Sit down son.

Boy, do we!

Boys could I have a quick this and that with you?

Boys I don't know who wrote that report,

Boys I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma. What's the matter with him?

Boys let me introduce you to the Cartman family.

Boys you have really opened our eyes. We didn't even know this was happening.

Boys your thoughts.

Boys, don't you see, you can't let things get you down during the holidays

Boys, we're off!

Boys, we've talked it over and we want you to take your case to the mayor.

Brewed with the finest beans we can muster.

Bris.

Broken down bus that's great, great angle.

Brother, fire fly.

Bubbly! You need to get to bed it's late!

But all you need is right here waiting for you.

But at least I'll make an example for anyone else who thinks that crime is an answer.

But because it made such great coffee and because they ran

But did any of you even bother to taste Harbucks Coffee?

But did any of you even bother to taste Harbucks Coffee?

But he got promoted, went off to community college, and I didn't. And you know why?

But he is not listening to my authoritay!

But how will we live with ourselves now?

But I can't get my little Kyle to catch it!

But I don't like being around my sister anymore, does that mean I can leave her too?

But I feel like I'd be making the wrong decision.

But I have a bone disease, which impedes me to pronounce the T in plane arium.

But I have to go sing the cheesy poof song for that talent vaaann!!!!

But I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle.

But I remembered Mr. Hat and I had a fight.

But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my french fries,

But I wanna sing the cheesy poof song!!! You guys seriously!!!!

But I will say that it spirals toward an incredible twist turn that parallels my own life.

But I wonder if she ever would. Oh she would dude, she would.

But I'll make them remember! Starting with the two of you!

But I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.

But if she were in her 20s, she could die!

But if you'd like, I'll let you name him.

But instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week long.

But it is doing harm to the people of South Park as we speak.

But it is my opinion that this man has been frozen in time for over 32 months.

But it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they're from another country.

But it isn't right!

But kids are great to get people on our side.

But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,

But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,

But later you'll understand that he did this for your own good.

But let me remind you, those brave sould who have decided

But ma, I have to go get the girls to...

But mom all the guys are going to Cartman's grandma's for the weekend.

But mom, I'm fucking sick!

But moooom! The blueprint says we need carpeting in the clubhooouussseee!!!!!!!

But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?

But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease.

But Mr. Garrison!

But not like that, son. Like this:

But now he's getting sick because his ecosystem is all out of wack because of all

But now that you've convinced everybody, you better stick with it.

But once you get inside it you realize that it has an inner beauty

But she only visits your mom for five days or so. I'll be out sleeping on the couch.

But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Siamese twins.

But thanks so much for the hard work.

But that could put me out of business.

But the man is a great singer, and has entertained us for so many years.

But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, cause Mr. Garrison used a gun.

But then he heard a coo like the cry of a dove.

But then I read this. Atlas Shrugged by Ann Ryand.

But then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one.

But they don't care about me. They just want to punish me

But we can put our money together with the money you made...

But we found a frozen ice man from the past!

But we had to do it later for Ike because he's a...

But we just don't like being around each other anymore.

But we just finished. I know. But these folks obviously don't want us here.

But we loved him all the same.

But we really have no choice. Only our deaths can bring Canada life.

But we want justice! We have to find this sicko.

But we'll starve and die like dogs. Tweek, Tweek, you can always go on welfare.

But we've been playing for 8 hours! We can't think of anything else to do

But we've made great progress now that he's in the habitat

But what if we want to give somebody herpes?

But what will become of us?

But why are framed pictures of you going up all over Canada?

But why? If they're hungry and poor, why don't we just give them half of our food?

But you and mom are family, how you can just split up?

But you just can't rip people's music off! It's against the law!

But you know your mother and I thought it would be best for all of us if we split up.

But you were just there, why do you wanna go again so soon?

But you're all a bunch of freaks!

But, but it was an honest error of judgement, mmkay?

But, but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty. You told me the movie made a lot of money.

But, by golly, you're gonna take this fish back.

By gun shots in the head.

By now you've calm down the children and kept order by using the

By Snacky Smores. Creamy fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.

By that time, Team B That's you, Kenny...

By the fourth day I knew I had to move on.

By the mayor's order Officer Barbrady is on temporary leave of absense to learn to read.

Bye bye.

Bye Ike, be safe. I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad are back to normal.

Bye Ming Li. Thanks again!

C'mon boys, don't be shy. What's your principle argument?

C'mon you guys. We better get to work

C'mon, we're running out of time.

C'mon. I bet that together, we can make the best pumpkin ever.

Ca..cartman...hell..loo....

California sun has sunk But Amana mailed, she'll come tonight

Call the Mr. Garrison auditions

Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny.

Calm down tubby.

Calm down! We need every person to keep his head. Barbrady, fetch some straws.

Calvin is eight, and little Buck is thirteen. I can't just up and leave them!

Camel which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it, I give it a B minus.

Can I help you?

Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?

Can supposedly kill you with one hoard daze.

Can they do that? They're Hollywood, they can do anything.

Can we be best friends again? I hate having Cartman as a best friend.

Can we put a monkey in it? The Mr. Hankey story, is there a fort available for a fall pick?

Can you believe it Phillip?

Can you imagine it Stan. A mind... emptied... by that... thing.

Can you imagine that poor, poor woman.

Can' tell me what to do. I'm eight years old.

Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend.

Can't help but feel like I've forgotten something

Can't we do anything???

Can't we just be like normal third graders for a little while?

Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis and your immature fart humor.

Careful with those. Those are dangerous.

Carry on! You fight for tomorrow!

Cartman could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars.

Cartman in now my best friend! Killer! Fine!

Cartman just needs to put more into it. Dance better, Cartman!

Cartman no!

Cartman was right. The holiday season is for idiots.

Cartman will you just shut up and let him show us?

Cartman will you shut the hell up and get some more rope! Screw you guys anyway!

Cartman, Cartman, can you hear me?

Cartman, how come you weren't in school today?

Cartman, our parents sent us over there to catch chickenpox from Kenny.

Cartman, you fuckin hunk of fat rat fuckin hunk of pig fuckin ass fat!

Cartman, you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago?

Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!

Cartman! What kind of stupid ass question is that. Of course it was fun!

Cartman. It's such a hard decision...

Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up the entire projecting room.

Cartman's Mom is Still A Dirty Slut

Cause death only touches you, it doesn't eat you.

Cause dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

Cause if it's... another bit of hunger for my two feet in the ghetto... in the ghetto...

Cause if you don't I'll never forgive myself.

Celine, I brought our daughter Sally back, and I want to tell you that...

Certainly Mr.Garrison.

Chances are that somebody in your own lives was affected by this incredible war.

Charles Manson was responsible for seven murders in the late sixties.

Charlie Manson is holding everybody inside hostage.

Charlie's right. I'm not gonna let some fake Mr. Hanker ruin my holidays.

Chef is the guy who told us to do a country album.

Chef would be like it was so offstage going, "Don't forget. Pump your loins, children."

Chef, act as her arms. Boys, help with suction and bandages.

Chef, does poo go to heaven?

Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. Huh, he's the one that got O.J. off.

Chef, we wanna know about herpes.

Chef? How does it feel to be a free man and finally have...

Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk,

Chicken lover.

Children for the next few days we'll be learning all about Vietnam.

Children, glad you're here.

Children, glad you're here.

Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now! The prank is over.

Children, I wrote that song twenty years ago!

Children, I'm sure we're a little rusty

Children, somewhere in South Park

Children, that record company guy is takin' all my belongings.

Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities.

Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities.

Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?

Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?

Children, were you paying attention?

Children, you know I rarely say this, but fudge you.

Children! Great news! We've been asked to play in the state finals for dodgeball!

Children.

Christ!

Christ! Are you people diabetic or something?

Christ! We squished him like a bug! Do you know anything about corporate takeovers?

Cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit.

Closer! One time, when you were sleepin,

Closer... Yes?

Coffee? I don't think I like coffee

Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one collect underpants.

Comanche helicopters.

Come again and stay a while,

Come back here you pompouse son of a pansy!

Come back here...

Come closer. Closer.

Come closer... What is it?

Come here you!

Come on Cartman beat 'em up!

Come on Cartman, fart!

Come on Cartman, give me some money.

Come on Cartman.

Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

Come on dude, if it were your little brother we'd help you.

Come on dude, we gotta get outta here.

Come on dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick,

Come on dude, we have to hammer faster!

Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure!

Come on dude! I wanna get out of here.

Come on Eric, we're going to the planetarium.

Come on fat boy give us some cake now.

Come on fatass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway.

Come on I haven't got all day!

Come on I'll buy you kids an Orange smoothie.

Come on in, come on in.

Come on jaguar, let's see what you got...

Come on Kyle. It's time to go.

Come on lady, I love you, you love me!

Come on let's eat already. They gave me extra bread and water.

Come on mom, beat him up!

Come on Ned buddy, snap out of it!

Come on Ned, let's go. Jump into the chopper.

Come on out and get them here! Mr. Hankey and me T Shirts!

Come on perhaps we can get some food in our stomachs!

Come on son, I'll buy you some ice cream.

Come on Stan, we're gonna be late for the screening!

Come on Stanley, give your sister a kiss, and then we have to go.

Come on up, it's ok. Another inmate busted out with me. Don't worry he's a good guy.

Come on you Frenchie little frog!

Come on you guys! It'll be sweet!

Come on you little bitch.

Come on, everything's gonna be ok! Sir, sir!

Come on, get a move on, I ain't getting a younger up here.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's just get in our sleeping bags and get this night overwith.

Come on, Steve, we've got work to do.

Come on, we gotta get out of here before something bad happens.

Come on, we gotta see what's going on in there.

Come on, we're taking you back to the hospital.

Come on!

Come on. Forget this stupid game. Let's go home.

Come on. Maybe those rock stars will remember Chef. Let's go pay them a visit!

Come one come all. Get in line for the chamber of farts.

Come one dudes, we need to look for another clue.

Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!

Come out peacefully and we won't shoot you.

Come over here you son of a whore!

Coming up next, we're gonna drop some nepalm on an unsuspecting family of bevers.

Company is going to move in and try to take all my business,

Concentrate on your game. Be the ball.

Congradulations Tom & Mary.

Conjoined twin myslexia.

Conjugate the verb. Conjugate the verb.

Cookie monster.

Cookie monster. Two, three, four, five.

Cool!

Corporations take over little family owned businesses.

Could I get some more pork?

Could it be?

Could we hurry this up? My stomach is growling.

Could you buy a couple anyway? Our friend, Chef is really

Could've defeated the entire Vietcong army by yourself.

Country fresh, like the morning after a rain storm.

Cous goose?

Cow after cow taking its own life, and we could do nothing to stop them!

Cracky! This snake is really pissed! Well I'm gonna jam my thumb in it's butthole now.

Cut him off!

Cute sign though.

Daaaareaah.

Daaareee.

Dammit Kenny, get in the back!

Dammit! I guess I'll have to go get him. No, come on you guys, let's go look for crocodiles.

Damn dude, China's fucked up.

DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK!

Damn it children. Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you?

Damn it I have to have those dolls!

Damn it Kenny! Don't be such a food stamphog. Share with the rest of your friends.

Damn it Kyle. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior.

Damn it! Children, what are you doing here?

Damn it! Come on, I'll try to get more money from my mom.

Damn it! Come on! Somebody catch the ball.

Damn it! Don't give me that medical jargon, just tell me straight!

Damn it! Not again!

Damn it. That wasn't 10 seconds Cartman, you have to do better than that.

Damn man. This is the bigtime alright.

Damn, dude. This place is huge. Ya, It's almost as big as Cartman's ass.

Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this. Alright, there's only one fair way to do this.

Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this. Alright, there's only one fair way to do this.

Damn, these people aren't buying any coffee. I'll have to try and apeal to the younger crowd.

Damn! I always get that question wrong.

Damn. You guys like impressions?

Damnit man. Danger or no, I'm going to help my friend find his daughter.

Dare you call them dark.

Dare you enter the chamber of farts!

Dead fetus you know, you never let go.

Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass.

Dicovering the wonder and joy of the planetarium.

Did anybody see that Terrance & Phillip Special last month?

Did you eat to many pork rinds last night?

Did you hear that Terrance? You're not guilty!

Did you say a fetus? Sticking out from her head?

Did you think I would just take you back? Like you can just, walk out and then,

Didn't anybody send out a search party for me?

Didn't you hear? They outlawed fireworks.

Die you red comi bastards!

Divorced? Oh no! Does that mean you and dad don't love me anymore?

Do I look like I have $2 million?

Do me. Right here in the clubhouse!

Do puffer fish.

Do we have to eat Kosher stuff?

Do we really have to do marshmallow? Ninety two marshmallow.

Do you declare shenanigans on the carnival people?

Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?

Do you have any non dairy creamer?

Do you have firearms or explosives?

Do you love him?

Do you mind if I watch cartoons? I've had a rough day.

Do you need anything?

Do you really think we should go with this guy?

Do you see her dude? Nope.

Do you see that Kevin? These clothes are from Eddie Bauer!

Doctor, we purposely sent our son to stay with a friend

Does anybody know anything about corporations?

Does it have to be a talking piece of poo.

Does this mean I won't be able to fart anymore?

Does your kid have what it takes to be the next Cheesy Poofs anthem singer?

Doesn't matter dude. It only has to last long enough to play truth or dare.

Doesn't that look great?