South Park - Season 18 Edit

A A And that's the point.

A And now you've got terrorist groups like ISIS

A band! Holy shit, Stan!

A beautiful night in Arlington, Texas,

A big congratulations to our fund raising champion.

A black guy walked into the police station.

A Black Swamp mana card.

A customer who was in virtual reality called customer service,

A friendly little race?

A Handicar driver, for Christ's sake.

A Handicar? What's that?

A holiday special. Oh, my God.

A hologram of Elvis Presley,

A little bit at a time.

A little far fetched.

A little surprise for them all

A merger?

A Miss Dotty Applegate.

A neighborhood watch...

A never ending loop based on RPGs.

A new and improved logo.

A once proud nation that finally lost hope

A pay by the hour concept based on Chinese bicycles.

A quick image to trigger the addict's brain.

A ride sharing company out of San Francisco.

A second Elvish Mystic now,

A setup? But by who?

A start up company? A company that does what?

A stupid "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game?

A tactic that some believe is unfair and impersonal.

A thing of the past.

A town in crisis over the matter of privacy.

A truth that wants to be heard.

A way to finally do something good for other people.

A whole summer to ourselves to do what we want.

A'ight. I got to be leaving now, Sharon.

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Mimsy!

Aah! Cartmanbrah!

Aah! Okay, stop! Stop!

Aah! Watch it, guy!

About how Craig's mom flew through the town

About the troubled artist next week.

Absorbing the Geistflame

Actually...

Admit it.

Adults so don't get what's cool anymore.

After an on duty police drone

After claiming severe depression and stating,

After police used excessive force at a peaceful protest,

After selling the Handicar rights to Elon Musk,

Again?

Agh!

Agreed

Ah, go away.

Ah! Aah!

Ah! But you guys can't be here.

Ah! People are shooting at me, bros!

Ah. Okay. I think I'm done, Eric.

Ahhhh!

All around the world, people are saying

All funded by one freemium game.

All I know is I'm transginger,

All I know is,

All I wanted was to play one level of Call of Duty,

All I wanted was to play one level of Call of Duty...

All I wanted was to play...

All my little brother wants to do

All of you with drones, please listen to me.

All push to be first to pick up the passenger.

All right

All right, a hand for Detective Harris.

All right, all right, Butters. Fine!

All right, all right, next caller,

All right, all right. I never played it.

All right, all right. Move aside, everybody.

All right, all right. Shh. Kenny.

All right, all right. We'll do everything we can.

All right, all right. You've seen through the charade again.

All right, bitches and hos,

All right, bros, it looks like we'll have to end it there.

All right, Butters, behind you, you should see the door.

All right, Butters, I'm booting up the core competency now.

All right, Butters, sit down at the computer.

All right, Butters, you should get back

All right, come on!

All right, did I take care of all your customer needs

All right, everyone, thanks for coming.

All right, for this last bit, I'm gonna need a volunteer.

All right, guys, uh, Miley's about to finish up her set,

All right, have I answered all your customer concerns

All right, here it goes.

All right, I really didn't want to have to do this, but...

All right, I think that's all of it!

All right, I'll just leave it here, hon.

All right, I'm going to play a fifth mana card.

All right, it's sure to be a blast.

All right, kids, before we get started,

All right, kids, you know what time of year it is?

All right, let's go to Jamie in Como.

All right, listen up

All right, listen up!

All right, listen very carefully, my friend.

All right, listen, Eric..

All right, look, I I'm not her uncle

All right, McNuggets!

All right, next caller is Eric. Are you there, Eric?

All right, Sharon, get on your computer upstairs.

All right, Sharon.

All right, that was "Get the Party Started,"

All right, that's enough! Look at yourselves!

All right, time for action indeed.

All right, well, just keep working on those donations.

All right, well, we got lots of people calling in.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Let's try and focus.

All right. Come on up here.

All right. Fuck it.

All right. Good night.

All right. I need to tell you something, Wendy.

All right. That does it!

All right. This better be good

All right. We've got power.

All right. Your rooster's up next, boys.

All righty, if you guys keep this up,

All set for bed, honey?

All systems normal!

All the cars must follow the same route.

All the cool kids are using it.

All the family is scattered and the living room's dying.

All the latest innovations we've come up with.

All the little sounds and lights are calculated

All the music you've really been into has been me.

All the pizza we can eat?

All the video gets recorded to that,

All this business you're getting.

All you do is collect and spend Canadough.

All you have to do

All you have to do is get your own wheelchair,

All your subscribers to boycott you!

Allegedly!

Allegedly! Allegedly! That's ignorant!

Allegedly! I'm weary of this conversation.

Allow me to explain the science

Almost done with this level, Butters.

Already? Aw, no!

Amazing, yeah.

An artist is a conversation piece, nothing more.

An ethical, respected, shitty tundra.

And "B," I didn't want to even perform tonight,

And a guy right next to me was eating a sandwich.

And a Handicar comes and picks you up.

And a snake is killing all your sheep,

And a snake is killing your sheep,

And a snake is killing your sheep,

And a warm welcome back to the Cock Magic championships.

And all the hooey free foods that humans enjoy.

And all we keep hearing is, "We're too busy."

And anyone I find involved with this filth is going down!

And as always, stay awesome!

And as always, stay awesome!

And away they go on the way out Wacky Races.

And because he's handicapped,

And blab their opinions about everything

And chemicals get released from your liver in a weird way.

And convince your friend to get to an access point.

And corrupt little girls everywhere

And cue the hashtag. How are we trending?

And cue the hologram!

And Dad trending or trying,

And dealing two damage to the opponent!

And did I accurately and politely respond

And do well with sorcery cards.

And do whatever is necessary to accomplish that.

And Elon Musk's Tesla appears to take the lead.

And even our son is discovering what cock magic has to offer.

And everything turned out to be okay?

And exposing her asshole for everyone to freak out about.

And extracting the most amount of cash from them.

And featuring live commentary the entire show

And for every project funded, we get 5%.

And Gadnuk attacks with Merciful Pretender.

And give any fellow student the right

And give the Washington Redskins 5%

And go back to just being the old me."

And go into the virtual world

And has forgotten he's in virtual reality.

And he deserves to be taken down once in a while, okay?

And he is going to let her drive herself.

And he knows that we put the video

And he plays a Fugitive Wizard!

And he said that for asking him, that I was more grounded.

And he was all like, "Whoa, I'm back!"

And he's in a coma, wearing your headset.

And help Scott Malkinson, but...

And help Terrance and Phillip rebuild Canada.

And here they are,

And here was this insignificant little game blogger from Sweden

And here you got your green mana necromancers...

And holding a candlelight vigil.

And honestly, the best part about it is it's free

And how to protect yourself and your family,

And I am the Amazingly Randi.

And I avoid freemium apps.

And I have to say, I feel so amazing.

And I need to be free to go find it.

And I need you to believe me, even if it seems impossible.

And I said, "Well, technically, I was at school."

And I think that's great.

And I thought a shark was bad.

And I thought you should just like the same stuff I did

And I want charges brought up for sexual harassment.

And I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA.

And I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA.

And I'm gonna give him all the power he needs.

And I'm not taking it any longer!

And I'm talking to you as a computer program.

And I'm... I'm confused.

And if anyone around him

And if I don't get to see her, I'm gonna kill myself!

And if it happens again today, it's going to be the last time.

And if we don't do something now,

And if you don't do something quick,

And if you try to complain, you get called a..

And if you two stop, then we won't have a problem anymore.

And is key ingredient in red meat,

And is now asking to come back.

And it actually isn't even fun anymore

And it can take video the entire time right to your phone.

And it has created a customer feedback loop, okay?

And it is even more senseless and vile than many remember.

And it looks like we're in the producer's office

And it needs to be stopped.

And it won't happen again.

And it would mean a lot to us if you could try and make it.

And it's all gonna be fine.

And it's all just a lot of harmless fun.

And it's competitive.

And it's instantly recognizable.

And it's lame how?

And it's like... it's like a yeti.

And it's me and Ike's bonding time.

And it's most likely going to be Butters.

And it's so amazing and incredibly fun.

And it's spreading faster than anyone realizes

And it's up to the professionals

And it's worth a lot to us

And joining me in the studio now are four local boys

And just blow the thing up, you know?

And just see how they react.

And just tweet what we saw,

And kind of Zen it out.

And leave the rest to me.

And led all the drones away.

And left their leader to be massacred by Cowboys

And legendary creature cards?

And live tweeting and it's ignorant.

And look at that chick from "Hunger Games" ' butt hole.

And look at this... the Lyft car is

And Lorde doesn't sound so great in person?

And McNuggets plays a Plains land card.

And McNuggets summons Dawntreader Elk.

And Michael Jackson's hologram as Peter Pan.

And most kids are actually smart enough

And nearly all behavioral problems.

And no bouncing a racquetball, either!

And no one yet has heard from Dick Dastardly or Muttley.

And nobody knows the difference.

And now chickens are stealing his thunder.

And now give it up for the girl from New Zealand...

And now have access to all the shit they want

And now he casts Geistflame, dealing one damage to McNuggets!

And now he's moving up to the real hard core shit.

And now here comes the Zipcar,

And now I'm grounded in real life.

And now Nabisco and Dolly Madison present

And now our company is thrilled to show you

And now Stan is so consumed by the shit you've been pushing

And now the president and CEO of Tesla Motorcars, Elon Musk.

And now there are kids at school making music videos

And now there is no one to block Pearl Lake Ancient!

And now you want to lecture Kenny about spying?!

And now, for your half time entertainment,

And now, live via hologram, it's Kurt Cobain.

And now, together at last,

And on behalf of the company,

And probably most exciting of all,

And ran away laughing and flipping everyone off.

And said, "No more!"

And scramble my brains... I forgot!

And see just how much our company made

And seems to be fighting the Canadian devil.

And she's being forced to watch Jimmy Fallon.

And she's not comfortable...

And show everyone a good time.

And sneak in and somehow borrow their TV signal.

And so I call upon the help of all owners...

And so I'm alone?

And so it is with great pride that I can announce

And so we thought if we have to change our logo,

And so, in conclusion,

And some people think there's no room for wonder anymore.

And someday our children's children

And something clicked and now you're diabetic forever, right?

And start rubbing your clit?

And start spending more money than they can afford.

And started trending more than ever.

And still there's no sign of the pop singer Lorde.

And substituting for him is 9 year old Kenny McCormick.

And take our focus away from the investigation?

And talk about it?

And tell Craig's mom we're sorry and that we'll..

And tell her to shut down this illegitimate business.

And tell people what is and isn't safe to eat.

And that leaves this open

And that means our fund raising

And that school was for douche bags.

And that we refuse to bail on.

And that's just nature, right?

And that's why I'm here.

And that's why you need to kind of watch out

And the "Rockefeller Tree Lighting Ceremony,"

And the air conditioning up, please?

And the battery was fully charged.

And the Cowboys are still set to kick off,

And the girls out there need you.

And the Hummer salesman is taking the passenger to the car,

And the idea is simple.

And the most unbelievable part...

And the next thing you know, your clergymen are

And the next time you want to shove me,

And the rest of us could go fuck ourselves.

And the rest would figure itself out.

And the Triscuits too, Randy!

And the whole thing is pretty damn hairy.

And then eventually you've got a chemical imbalance

And then everyone thinks you're cool.

And then finally I use the auto tune.

And then finally you, Lorde.

And then he, uh, took his penis from behind our daughter's ear

And then hit 'em over the head with the best party ever.

And then I started writing things down.

And then I'm going to attack with my Elder Beast.

And then I'm gonna roll to kill this zombie.

And then it had another trail of hair down from her belly button.

And then pulling up in third is Handicar.

And then some people can't stop themselves.

And then Stan's dad shot his dick off.

And then the tattooed black guy says to him,

And then we will just be fucking ourselves!

And then you rip it away!

And then... And then he... he took of the shop goggles,

And there we go, we're all better,

And there's a snake taking away your sheep,

And there's an instant attack from Scrambles!

And there's Handicar to pick Mrs. Applegate up!

And there's ingenious inventor Elon Musk in his new Tesla D.

And there's no laws

And there's the completely automated self driving car

And there's the finish.

And these assholes won't even remember us being dicks to them.

And they burned the building to the ground!

And they don't want me around anymore.

And they got pictures of her bush,

And they need famous artists to be controlled for it.

And they said I'm the one who's wearing a headset

And they smell like soap.

And they wanted to promote it.

And they're called the Washington Redskins.

And they're just sitting around on their own computers,

And thinks what they're doing is okay.

And this happens to be the minister of mobile gaming.

And this kid is watching Cartman

And this live coverage of the event

And those are my Christmas lights!

And thought we should get your hashtag on board with ours.

And Timmy has raised $2,063!

And transportation alternatives fight for dominance,

And try to be better to your customers

And use their bathroom?

And want to try and follow their business model.

And we always said that all we needed was a sweet name

And we are a football team.

And we are... It looks like we are at the bus stop now.

And we broke his legs.

And we can't just change the name of our company

And we can't let him down.

And we have no idea how to tell people

And we have to save our living rooms.

And we just make money.

And we really aren't comfortable with this freemium thing.

And we start a campaign to teach everyone

And we still have 14 days to go!

And we still have no idea where the damn hologram is?

And we think a big holiday special

And we think the world of you for staying and working here

And we weren't gonna let anything stop us

And we will no longer make improvements to our country

And we're gonna set the record straight, okay?

And we're just asking for people to come cheer us on.

And we're not gonna have a party!

And what about the Cock Magic? Where was that?

And what if you go

And what we're left with is pure gluten.

And what's great is that these people are inventing themselves

And when you add a liquid to flour, you get dough...

And why did the guys send you, Kyle?

And why do you know that, Kyle?

And why do you think young people...

And will be releasing a tell all article

And with the Redskins you can now go fund yourself.

And worst of all, yes, the civilian drone was black.

And would like to say a few words.

And yes, that is Crippling Blight!

And yet... and yet he is grounded.

And you are not allowed to use the phone or computer!

And you better do something about it!

And you can earn a Handicap.

And you can't make me go to the bathroom

And you know nothing about it because you're white.

And you know what Ike told me?

And you know why? Commentary.

And you might want to pack a barf bag.

And you think he's somehow trapped in virtual reality?

And you, I'm afraid, are just in the way.

And you... You say it's theoretically possible?

And you're kind of screwed up for life.

And you're telling me you don't have

And you're the only person I know with a drone.

And you're trending on Cartmanbrah.

And you've got to ask that higher power for help.

And you've got to say, "I have a problem."

And you've taken it to a whole new level.

And your brother. And your Grampa.

And your players get caught molesting little boys!

And your sunroof is operated right here.

And, uh, walkway of all the virtual snow.

And, uh, we, uh... that's when we saw him

Angry clit spasm.

Another drone hobby enthusiast

Another morning waiting for the run down school bus

Another new start up company

Another serve.

Any kind of containment on this thing?

Any questions?

Anybody?

Anyone can have a Handicap now.

Anyone seen my hat?

Anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom

Anything involving meat and dairy is our problem too.

Anything to keep you away from cock magic.

Anyway, be sure to check it out, kid

Are cisgingers who are intolerant.

Are entertainment producers?

Are having gender identity issues,

Are intertwined.

Are just computer programs, my friend

Are now ordering a mandatory reverse curfew.

Are only getting more popular.

Are the best for white mana.

Are those double dealing do badders,

Are we driving cars, or are cars driving us?

Are weeding out the useless ones.

Are you absolutely sure you want to do this, Butters?

Are you crazy? This is my dad's drone.

Are you fucking with me?

Are you going to eat those pancakes?

Are you guys making this up?

Are you happy now?

Are you heading back, Butters?

Are you looking for a New Hampshire

Are you okay, Cartman?

Are you out of your mind?!

Are you sure it's gluten

Are you sure that hologram is black?

Are you sure?

Are YouTube commentators...

As a company we want to be firm, but we also want to be flexible,

As both roosters play sorcery spells!

As electronic cars challenge the oil industry

As families grow further and further apart...

As long as Adams only choked the black half,

As the actual devil has now appeared

As the Dallas Cowboys get set to take on the Washington Redskins.

As the people of South Park continue to protest,

As the Wacky Racers roll down the roadway,

As we try to figure out who to root for.

As you know, our goal at Washington Redskins

As you know, the Redskins have been

As you know, we urgently need to discuss

Ass. Drink. Ass.

At first, it was wonderful.

At her daughter's house in Morrison.

At one point, Kenny actually polymorphed the dude

At the Pepsi Center!

At this point,

At this school, it doesn't matter

Aunt Jemima said USDA has to look to the pyramids!

Aunt Jemima.

Auto tune. You want to see how I do it?

Aw, do we need Mackey here?

Aw, I feel bad for the little guy.

Aw, nuts!

Aw.

Back in the living room.

Bagels? Gravy?

Barely able to turn around, and then finally let out,

Barely talking to each other.

Barking vaginal belch

Be careful of the power lines!

Be sure to comment on that. #Kyle'sgettingfrustrated.

Be sure to subscribe to my channel if you haven't already.

Be sure to subscribe to my channel, brahs.

Because a new company direction also means, of course,

Because he was the big Magic champion

Because he's popular with the younger kids,

Because his eyes are too far apart?

Because I don't want a chick watching me go poo!

Because I don't want to,

Because I figured y'all would be having doughnuts,

Because I saw you, okay, in your room,

Because I'm a computer program.

Because I'm grounded. That means no visitors.

Because I'm transginger. I looked it up.

Because if you are, it's not cool.

Because it was free

Because it wasn't the outdoors or church

Because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes.

Because just as Handicar's taken away jobs

Because Lorde is my dad, all right?!

Because of him, I can't get Ike to come out of his room!

Because of me?

Because people didn't understand.

Because people find it more convenient!

Because society sees me as a boy but I'm really a girl.

Because Stan saw the video on my phone, all right?

Because that sounds like we don't have anything.

Because we are the Washington Redskins

Because we don't know how much time we have.

Because what matters most isn't what's good...

Because when Kyle says he heard us say we made the video,

Because when someone's not allowed to express

Because you don't have a nice body!

Because you just said "here in my room."

Because you know how I said if you die in virtual reality,

Because you're about to be "dripping in bitches"?

Because you're jealous of this booty?!

Because, Butters, Kyle was spying on us, okay?

Because, Butters...

Because... Because that's not even entertainment.

Beelzaboot!

Beelzaboot!

Beer is all wheat, Dad!

Beer. I didn't know it had gluten

Before I knew it, I had spent my allowance,

Before they get rid of us.

Before we get started, Kyle has asked to say a few words.

Begin mass behind the scenes,

Behind micro pay freemium gaming.

Being able to use that bathroom is critical to my identity,

Being made to play Magic: The Gathering?

Believe it or not, I was into cock magic back in college.

Believe it, dude

Best Buy customer service. This is Steve.

Between the four of us, we can throw the sweetest party ever,

Big whoop.

Bill Cosby and Taylor Swift,

Bill Cosby?

Board games go good with a glass of wine.

Boner balls.

Boner balls. Boner... Boner forest.

Boom! Head shot. Boom! Head shot.

Boy, this is the life, huh, guys?

Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine.

Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine.

Bring it up!

Bring up Project Alpha.

Bring up the pyramid!

Bringing taxi service to any part of the world,

Burnt sienna.

But #ihatecartmanbrah is trending off the charts.

But a good company should never have seven words in its title.

But after today I think you'll agree

But all the good, attention getting

But almost overnight it has become

But be something else

But because humans have progressed

But because you bought two business class tickets,

But can't the game hidden inside the charade

But check it out. I unlocked a stadium in Toronto.

But gluten can attack anyone.

But he goes and does this crap again.

But he would die for me.

But he's a bigger celebrity to kids than anyone.

But he's getting itchy feet.

But here at Washington Redskins we saw opportunity.

But I don't know if my future is with this company either.

But I guess I have something inside me that I can't control,

But I still like commenting face to face with folks.

But I swear it's the last time, okay?!

But I think it might be all of them.

But I thought we wanted Handicar to lose the race!

But I was the one sent by customer service

But I will not have them invading my living room.

But I'll be damned if he's gonna ruin our Italy trip.

But I'm actually gluten free, so I can't have doughnuts, m'kay.

But I'm actually the one trapped in virtual reality.

But I'm right with you.

But I'm starting to feel pretty unenthused about this hobby.

But I'm sure they will soon.

But if we did, we could handle it.

But if you believe in magic..

But if you pay for incentives, you're rewarded.

But isn't that the problem?

But it appears that the Michael Jackson hologram

But it gets even better when I add the drum loops.

But it mostly affects Scott Malkinson.

But it seems impossible to contain.

But it's like he doesn't care.

But it's not free.

But just look at all the things we're getting to build.

But let the player pay not to wait.

But let's set the record straight.

But Michael Jackson's hologram is here,

But Mommy thought maybe you needed to eat.

But none of what you are seeing is real.

But now culture has caught up,

But now he's trying to tell us what the show should be called.

But now I'm branching out into talking about people

But now let me tweet this for you all to comment upon.

But now, because I choose not to let society

But of course that's a bunch of hooey.

But on the page, it has over 300 million views.

But people all over town are talking about it again.

But perhaps the best thing to stop a hologram...

But she lives a double life.

But she still shows up, usually right after lunch.

But so far no answers.

But somewhere between starting up and selling out,

But Stanley gave all our money to Canada

But still define us as the leading Kickstarter company.

But still have it be nothing about sex?

But that shit made regular Magic: The Gathering

But that's all that matters now...

But that's just poppycock.

But the customer service... Was that reliable,

But the fact is that these drones

But the good times are ending,

But the holiday special is beginning soon.

But the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.

But the women here aren't comfortable

But then again, he is the one

But then all our profits come from people with problems.

But then cisgender is just normal.

But then I saw you on the news.

But then she just fades away.

But there doesn't seem anyone to kick off to.

But there's been a malfunction

But there's hard core dude shit to watch.

But there's just one thing I got to do real quick

But there's something very wrong

But these people have something much darker planned

But they ain't worth much.

But they aren't illegal, Mr. Tucker.

But they do things without us knowing.

But they just do what they want with my songs.

But they're problematic because they don't relate

But this is a lot like his Grampa.

But this is all actually real.

But this is just blatant Skinner box manipulation.

But this isn't a hurt and confused child

But this isn't even a fight. This is just a slaughter

But to enter their completely self driven prototype Lexus

But today is the day I finally have the guts

But totally different on the inside?

But we actually are busy. Tonight's the big fight.

But we broke his legs. Both of them!

But we didn't stop there,

But we didn't stop there.

But we don't have a lot of time.

But we're not gonna miss the fight for girls' volleyball.

But we've got our eyes on every addict's screen.

But what you boys are getting involved in is dangerous.

But when they start absorbing the taxi markets,

But whereas those just use the concept of XP,

But who cares? It's free!

But why do companies have to put

But with a newly summoned Spark Ghast who has trample.

But with Stan, I think there's some darkness inside him

But you accepted money from the Canadian government

But you all thought our name was sweet.

But you are the one that's been in a coma

But you can't leave us hanging

But you didn't answer any of my questions!

But you didn't say anything? That's fucking spying, Kyle!

But you have simply been in the virtual world so long,

But you have to give me time.

But you said you knew a guy at work

But you seem kind of transparent.

But you told us all to go fuck ourselves.

But you're in a comalike trance, my friend.

But you're okay.

But you've become trapped in the simulation.

But you've become trapped in the simulation.

But, hey, from one Redskin to another, go fuck yourself.

But, Ike, we can go play the game downstairs.

But, Mom, Lorde is playing!

But, uh, I'm just saying

But, um...

But, you know, everyone has their justification

But..

Butters called customer service first?

Butters can't use the drone without my supervision.

Butters is completely traumatized.

Butters is such a butthole. Oh, my God. Cartmanbrah!

Butters was the only other person who had access to it.

Butters will back me up on anything. He's such a bitch.

Butters, are you home?

Butters, Butters, I'm... I'm kind of super busy right now.

Butters, Butters, where are you now?

Butters, Butters...

Butters, did you hear the drone

Butters, don't start playing the blame game here, okay?

Butters, get back to my room.

Butters, I had to, okay?

Butters, I talked to Oculus customer service,

Butters, I'm seriously. Are you fucking with me?

Butters, it's, uh, time to stop. Get back to my place.

Butters, that's all drones are for.

Butters, we live in a world where privacy is gone, okay?

Butters, what the hell are you doing?

Butters, when did you call Oculus Rift customer service?

Butters, why?! Oh, my God!

Butters!

Butters! Who is that?!