Friends - Season 9 Edit

A big leaver with a stupid suitcase.

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock.

A five hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks...

A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.

A guy who won two.

A little bit, yeah.

A little tight, isn't it? Why didn't you get a bigger table?

A little.

A lot of people are thankful for those.

A pack. Two pack... A carton.

A penis model.

A person named "Wiener." God, that kills me.

A pigeon. No. No, wait, no. An eagle flew in.

A place to entertain my lady friends.

A psychic and a wishbone? Guys, give someone else a chance.

A soap opera roof party?!

A superhuman thirst for knowledge.

A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.

A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve...

About that hair straightener, honey, I really need one.

About that.

About the time you told me about New Year's Eve.

About what?

About what?

Absolutely amazing.

Absolutely. Just give me your breasts, and we'll be on our way.

Actually, about an hour and a half.

Actually, Albie is the guy l broke up with.

Actually, I barely knew him. I came because I heard Chandler's news.

Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

Actually, I do have one small complaint.

Actually, I don't need to, because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work.

Actually, I invited Mike over.

Actually, I made a few changes. I think I'm caught up on everything.

Actually, I think I feel really good about it.

Actually, I'm a paleon... Dinosaurs is fine.

Actually, I've been playing a lot of love songs lately.

Actually, in Oklahoma, smoking is legal in offices with fewer than 15 people.

Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun.

Actually, it's a husband and wife kind of thing.

Actually, it's both of us.

Actually, Joey's your friend...

Actually, l'd rather be alone. You know, l really need to organize my thoughts

Actually, l'm a little surprised at myself.

Actually, l'm kind of happy to be leaving. l just broke up with someone.

Actually, no. Even if I had died, you would not be left childless.

Actually, not pies. It's just pie.

Actually, she's probably at home, naked right now.

Actually, we're trying. I don't think Monica is gonna want to postpone it.

Actually....

Actuary? No.

Adoption.

After you left the store, I chose different ones.

Afterward, you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk.

Again, what?

Again, you're welcome!

Ah, perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.

Ah, Rachel. I see you've met Gavin.

Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call.

Ah, the highroad.

Ah, who am I kidding? Pay per view porn.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ah. Wait.

Ah. So, what's going on with you and Ross?

Aha!

Aha!

Ahem, Wonder Woman. Ahem.

Albie was seriously insecure.

Albie.

All I ever wanted was to just love him and have him love me back.

All I ever wanted was to just love him and have him love me back.

All l'm saying is, l don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.

All Phoebe has done is try and get you to like her. Maybe it's not clear...

All right, as long as it's under control.

All right, but after this, I want to see you outside.

All right, but you're gonna have to do one sometime.

All right, bye.

All right, calm down, Norma Rae. They didn't actually say that.

All right, check your numbers! Make me rich.

All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her.

All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her.

All right, enough out of you!

All right, everybody. l know it is Christmas Eve...

All right, fill me in.

All right, fine! It's original Huggsy!

All right, fine. But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame!

All right, fine. l only have one thought.

All right, great.

All right, here's a question.

All right, I'll call the cab company.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'm gonna watch it.

All right, I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape...

All right, if you can't deal with this, then I'm gonna.

All right, let's get started by, uh, taking a look at last quarter's figures.

All right, let's get this over with. Sudden death.

All right, let's not get carried away.

All right, look, go. Go home, okay? Merry Christmas.

All right, look, I do. I have a little thing for him. Just...

All right, look, I'm not gonna do this.

All right, look, just stay there. I'm coming home.

All right, look, just, um, try to remember how you felt when you were in love...

All right, maybe l should let you...

All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?

All right, nothing is worth this.

All right, so give me your phone.

All right, so great, we can all go now.

All right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.

All right, so let me just get this clear.

All right, so we should just give them away.

All right, so, you know, there's no future.

All right, sweetheart. This is only because I love you so much.

All right, thanks. Oh, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?

All right, that is it! This is our apartment, and you cannot behave this way!

All right, that's it.

All right, then you go to that party, and you pretend to be over Mike.

All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

All right, watch.

All right, well, I'll check the guest room.

All right, well, I'll go out with her again and I'll try to get past it.

All right, well, that's good to know. Good night, Steve.

All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing.

All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. I have to get moving.

All right, you two. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

All right, you want me to say it? This sucks.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, we were.

All right. All right.

All right. Believe me, if you win the lottery...

All right. Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks.

All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall.

All right. I feel younger already.

All right. l think it's a big mistake, but it's your decision.

All right. Look, let's think about this, okay?

All right. Okay, let's do it.

All right. Okay. Okay. Gleba Gleba. Gleba. Gleba!

All right. Rash'?

All right. So, Ross, you're okay with all this? l mean....

All right. That was Kenneth with his...

All right. Uh, who do you want as your emergency contact?

All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her...

All right. Well, Emma loves him.

All right. Well, me too.

All right. Well, thank you so much for coming.

All right. Well, we'll just, uh, see you when you get here. Bye.

All right. Worst case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.

All right. You're right. l won't do anything with Joey. l just thought it

All righty then.

All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen.

All the East Coast is having beautiful weather.

Alrighty. We're gonna hit the beach. That was really great.

Also a good gift: underwear.

Also a good gift: underwear.

Also, got these great salt and pepper shakers...

Also, I cloned a dinosaur in my lab.

Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is

Also, what you did was horizontal.

Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.

Although he does play with himself in his sleep.

Although I did just end a nine year relationship...

Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.

Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was, you know, finding gold.

Although l was hoping to have sex tonight.

Although the last two papers l've written were widely discredited.

Although the last two papers l've written were widely discredited.

Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.

Although, can I ask, why do you think that is?

Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker.

Although, if you don't mind telling me...

Although, sometimes if I'm a little bloated, I don't feel that sexy.

Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as...

Am I making you uncomfortable?

Am I producing them?

Am l the only one that doesn't think she's hot? Ross?

Amy, don't cry.

Amy, see, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler.

Amy, you've got to stop doing that!

Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.

Amy...

An option that many of my students use.

Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.

And a round thing in your face

And a round thing in your face You get...

And action!

And also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.

And also, how you doing?

And also, so gay.

And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.

And away they all flew Like the down of a thistle

And besides, this gift still says, ''l love you guys.''

And can I ask who?

And Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian.

And Chandler didn't propose to you.

And clean? Not just Health Department clean, Monica clean.

And clearly, you've forgotten about Chandler.

And confused.

And don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too.

And don't get me started on the way the people from Tulsa talk.

And don't get me started on the way the people from Tulsa talk.

And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you.

And done.

And even if they weren't...

And every time I go in there, he makes a big deal.

And for Ross, Mr. Sweet Tooth.

And fried chicken could be fricken.

And good is not bad. Ergo, we should keep kissing.

And he brought flowers! Thanks, Ross. l'm really more of a candy kind of guy.

And he got so upset he took off all his clothes...

And he loves me so much.

And he said to me, "Skadandy?"

And he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you.

And he talked so passionately about science.

And he used to date Oprah.

And here we go. The Powerball is seven.

And here's something rich.

And hernia.

And hopefully with a T O in the middle.

And I also got two more apples.

And I am seeing spots.

And I blame you too.

And I could even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel.

And I feel like I'm forgetting something.

And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person.

And I have to be at the office and see Gavin in 10 minutes.

And I just wanted a new daddy for Davey and Becky.

And I know that you're not gonna tell anybody.

And I know that's not what you want.

And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.

And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?

And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup...

And I said, "Okay, Vikram...

And I smelled bacon. Ha, ha

And I suppose that Monica will have the manipulative shrew.

And I thought, "Well, you know, how important can that be?" Right?

And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.

And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.

And I was sleeping and apparently said yes.

And I will also say...

And I'm also Emma's mother.

And I'm fine never having heard it.

And I'm gonna get us through this situation...

And I'm here to say

And I'm not too mature. Farts, boobies, butt cracks!

And I'm sorry.

And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then....

And if heaven has a door...

And if I do, I promise I will hide it so much better from you.

And if she were here right now, she'd kick your ass.

And if the kids got her intelligence...

And if you have a plan, you should stick to it.

And if you see him, you're gonna wanna get back together.

And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time.

And in my defense, it was a Wendy's.

And it could be soon.

And it hurt so much because I knew I could never tell you.

And it's not just my breasts. My ass is gonna get bigger too.

And it's out of my system.

And l don't know if you've noticed, but she's a hottie!

And l just thought, to hell with them, we have to work.

And l really like this girl, okay? l don't want to lose her.

And l think you're a really good guy. And l'm sorry that l misjudged you.

And l wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away.

And l'm pretty sure l'm infertile.

And l'm sorry about everything.

And last but not least....

And listen, I'm not gonna smoke again.

And looks aren't as important as...

And lots of kissing your neck.

And make it bouncy.

And make sure our room isn't next to theirs.

And maybe it would be worth something one day.

And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change.

And Monica, it's probably the way you stand!

And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.

And my costar's good.

And my father walks in and says, "What are you doing with those things?

And now 12.

And now, suddenly, I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.

And on our wedding night, I ate his head.

And once afterward.

And remember, you're Daddy's little girl. Heh.

And Ross, l need to talk to you.

And second one, I'm not going.

And send.

And sexy.

And she loves puzzles.

And she's a little mannish.

And she's comforted by him because she loves her Uncle Joey so much.

And so young.

And some slutty lingerie. Slutty!

And Steffi Graf! Ha, ha.

And sure, he doesn't know that much about art...

And that horrible museum tour?

And that I'd meet a pretty girl, which I did.

And that was a great movie.

And that's how it's done.

And that's Judy over there at the bar with Emma?

And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.

And that's the Swedish national anthem. Thank you for asking.

And that's why, no matter what Mommy says...

And the breasts of a Greek goddess.

And the clarity is quite poor.

And the technical definition is two friends...

And the wind sure made it fun.

And the year before that, you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?

And then a pigeon ate it.

And then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment...

And then I would rise to the occasion. Then I'd get a makeover and get married.

And then it goes back to the chorus.

And then my wife and l went on a cruise to the Galápagos.

And then on that chair, and... No.

And then Rachel wasn't sure she could leave the baby.

And then the other day on the subway, a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.

And then there's the overview of the Triassic.

And then we gotta put them straight to bed.

And then you try to make the best of a bad situation...

And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub...

And there, there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

And there's a country called Argentina

And there's an anthropologist atschooL"

And they give me benefits, like medical and dental and a four oh wunk.

And this is Richard's apartment.

And this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.

And this may be crazy soon, but I want you to have this.

And to all a good night!

And two: l wasn't some creep staring at his ass

And was being serviced by a policeman.

And watch out for your hair because she likes to grab it.

And we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar...

And we want our free crab cakes.

And we're gonna go soon.

And what's the one kind of boat that can never ever sink?

And what's with Oklahoma having a panhandle?

And when does she stop crying all night?

And when it's summer and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?

And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.

And while I've got you, you've got curly hair.

And with mirrors on the ceiling.

And worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the, uh, first one we met with.

And worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the, uh, first one we met with.

And you are all so late, and you didn't even have the courtesy to call.

And you called him ''Albie''?

And you can't, because l live here too.

And you could study French cooking, and I could write...

And you do that.

And you don't have to worry about glue sniffing with me.

And you know...

And you obviously remember me. Hey, I still got it!

And you told Phoebe you were engaged.

And you were so excited about moving in together before...

And you weren't gonna tell us?

And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at....

And you're gonna be all, like, "Oh, I can't, guys.

And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.

And you're wrecking it.

And your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian Era was topnotch.

And, action!

And, action!

And, action.

And, action.

And, and, and, and...

And, uh, now I'm embarrassed. Heh.

And, uh, you're thinking of taking it?

And, um, anyway, now I'm a, um, freelance massage therapist...

And, um, be a little concerned about the Magic Markers?

And, well, he does bits and impressions and limericks.

And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever.

And, you, thanks for the face massage. Thank you.

And...

Angry sharks turn you on!

Another flood in Europe, huh?

Answer faster. Answer faster.

Any chance you're trying to pick a fight to make all of this easier?

Anybody.

Anything going on there? Anybody you like?

Anyway, hey, did you tell Chandler that some guy from work...

Anyway, I just... I think it's for the best.

Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery...

Anyway, I was looking through it, and I found...

Anyway, I, uh... I always got the feeling he thought I was too sensitive.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Anyway, l think Rachel and l need to get on with our lives.

Anyway, uh, well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.

Anyway, uh...

Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?

Apparently, I'm not a funny guy.

Apparently, my sperm have low motility...

Apparently, you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.

Appetizers, entrées, we don't care.

Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way?

Are those my wife's nipples?

Are we all allowed to do that? Because if so, I say why stop there?

Are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?

Are you a little slutty?

Are you all right?

Are you always tired?

Are you coming to Rachel's party?

Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

Are you gonna change yours?

Are you jealous?

Are you kidding me? l could stay and look at her forever.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? l'm, like, the one who talked him into it.

Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound.

Are you lying?

Are you making fun of me? Because I am not a sellout.

Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.

Are you ready for your Scottish massage?

Are you ready for your Scottish massage?

Are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

Are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel Prizes scare you off?

Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?

Are you sure that's what he was doing?

Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?

Are you thinking of starting something up with this guy?

Are you trying to get everybody divorced?

Are you trying to tell me we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay?

Are you wearing two belts?

Are you worried your date came, saw you and left?

Are you...? You're gonna take Huggsy away from a little child?

Aren't we done with that?

Aren't you afraid that Joey's gonna figure all this out?

Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of our Lives?

Aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

As a matter of fact, she said that's how I'm going to die.

As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling.

As we all are at some point during the day.

Aside from adoption, the only other choice is insemination...

At least tell me where you hid it.

At least you get to go home and be with your families tonight.

At that bed and breakfast, we didn't have sex...

At the fun parts and at the hard parts.

Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each!

Aw, dude, you see right through me!

Aw, that's so sweet. Did you find anything?

Aw! Ah!

Aw. You know what? You can have mine.

Aw...

Awesome.

Awesome.

Aww...

Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...

Baby got back

Bad day not to wear a bra.

Barbados.

Base unit. Think, Monica, think!

Be true to what you believe in.

Because all good plans start with, "I'll go down the fire escape."

Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.

Because he's feeling like...

Because I can't stop loving you.

Because I didn't know how much I wanted it.

Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket.

Because I forgot about our date. I'm so sorry.

Because I have a little...

Because I just don't want to go back to the emergency room.

Because I know, that's how.

Because I love him.

Because I love you.

Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

Because I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice.

Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.

Because I was told that I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't.

Because I...

Because I'm a single mother supporting my two children.

Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up.

Because I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software...

Because I've seen them.

Because in life, there are no intermissions, people!

Because it's weird.

Because l could get a job any day now.

Because l was ashamed, okay? l sold out for the cash.

Because of our meddling! All right?

Because of this stupid thing.

Because one of them is for you.

Because Ross is the father of my child.

Because she is.

Because that could be a sign of clinical depression.

Because that's who I am. Okay?

Because the more I thought about it, the more I realized...

Because we love you, Dr. Connelly, but we don't want you to be our child.

Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike...

Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.

Because you don't want me to be happy.

Because you know once Joey sets his mind on something...

Because you worked really hard, and it's your job. And you're a little crazy.

Because you've been out there in bars and on balconies...

Because, honey, and l mean this in the sweetest way possible...

Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay?

Because, look! She's pulling away again.

Because, um, well, Chandler's gonna be home in a couple of days...

Because, you know, if we move in and you start changing your mind...

Because!

Bedroom's clear. Although you might need some new pillows

Before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?

Before today, l never thought of you two having sex at all.

Before, you said that being with me was more important than any job.

Being funny is Chandler's thing. You know, like Ross' thing is...

Being here sucks. This work sucks!

Being stood up two nights in a row has left a crab cake sized hole in my heart.

Believe me, I know what he was doing.

Below me.

Ben, why don't you open some more presents.

Besides tampons and salt?

Besides, l can't leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out.

Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests.

Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.

Bet she'd sleep with you now.

Big baby butt.

Big butts and I cannot lie

Bill from the bar?

Bob? Bob?

Boob job.

Bookkeeper? No.

Boston is down. Atlanta is down. Houston is down.

Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby.

Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.

Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh?

Boy, we, uh, hadn't really thought of that.

Boy.

Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?

But "you look nice" could mean that I'm saying, "Your face looks nice."

But after Chapter 1 6:

But all l wanted to do was see...

But at least she could have told me.

But before you guys do that, l need to talk to you.

But can I just run to the bathroom?

But Chandler is my best friend. It would be wrong.

But do I want that house in Connecticut, you know, near the good schools...

But don't dawdle.

But don't tell anybody else. lt's up on the roof at 8.

But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps...

But even then, I'm better than most.

But everything's gonna be fine. I mean, my mom is gonna be with her.

But first, Monica, l would like to introduce you..

But he can't stay too mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby. Ha, ha.

But he's the same.

But honey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are gonna be right in f...

But I am prepared to let that go.

But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages...

But I can't move in knowing nothing is ever gonna happen.

But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.

But I don't think I can.

But I don't want this to end.

But I got over it.

But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.

But I guess now it's, uh, old job, me, new job.

But I heard him exclaim Ere he drove out of sight

But I helped him drink his wine

But I just keep picturing you rolling around with him, with your...

But I just... I can't go through with this.

But I kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.

But I really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life...

But I was thinking about changing her name.

But I'm told for 50 pesos You can buy a human spleen

But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can.

But if her face is as nice as her ass...

But if I ever do come back from Minsk, well, you just better watch out.

But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep."

But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, then so will I.

But if she's getting one, l want one too!

But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine.

But if they're off by even a 100,000 years or so...

But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?

But it did hurt my feelings, and I want you to know that if I die...

But it feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff.

But it feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff.

But it was a deep, meaningful relationship.

But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag?

But it was worth it just to be there looking at you.

But it'll have my sense of humor.

But it's just a little outside of Tulsa.

But it's over. I've made a decision, I'm not gonna smoke anymore.

But Joey did.

But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys, that's so sweet.

But l didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

But l didn't propose.

But l don't understand how any of this happened.

But l really do think it's a good idea.

But l was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again.

But l'm not.

But let me ask you one question.

But let's go win the lottery. I mean, we still have a 130 chances to win, right?

But look, if you talk to him, then you're gonna want to see him.

But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields.

But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? It'll be romantic.

But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.

But my mother's gonna be here, and she has the key.

But my point is...

But my restaurant, it's sort of an upscale place.

But not on the wine that you made, okay?

But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting.

But only with me. No, that's not fair. Who cares. Leave him.

But out of 15 interns, they're only hiring three.

But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm.

But pretty soon, I'm gonna miss him so much...

But really, how much dirtier can it get?

But right now I'm working on a couple Iron Maiden covers.

But shampoos and conditioners, yes, yes, yes.

But she fell back to sleep, so....

But she has nowhere else to go, and she's my sister. She's Emma's aunt.

But surprise!

But take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.

But that doesn't change the fact...

But that doesn't mean we still can't have fun.

But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow money.

But the guy l said it to dies in the next scene...

But the other thing was, never borrow money.

But the salt...

But then again, I touched so many lives.

But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.

But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin. Ha ha ha.

But there was my first boyfriend, Billy.

But there's six of us, so we'd only have to get struck 7 times.

But they're not as good as me!

But to nice families with children and reduced fat Wheat Thins.

But wait. What about our ? What about the future and stuff?

But we don't know anything real about him.

But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.

But we were gonna go see the Jets!

But what about back home?

But what about Emma? I mean, we don't have a nanny.

But what about Ross? What about your moment?

But what if it's not okay?

But what l have with my wife is pretty great.

But what's great is, you don't mind talking about it.

But when I was 7, we headed over to the crotch.

But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle's funeral...

But why couldn't you tell me, huh? You had all day to, and you didn't.

But why would you put a pink bow on a boy?

But why wouldn't l? Because as a man, l've been trained not to listen!

But yeah, that's true.

But years ago. And he lives in Minsk. He's only in town for a couple days.

But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.

But you did leave. And I'm with Mike, and I really care about him.

But you don't remember sleeping with her.

But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass.

But you know what? Hey, new day, new leaf.

But you know what? If you need Huggsy, don't worry.

But you know what? This doesn't work.

But you know, guys do that.

But you left.

But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person.

But you suck.

But you two are supposed to be together.

But you would have so much fun. And you have a really nice voice.

But you're finally doing something that you love.

But you're wishing for what we think, aren't you?

But your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.

But, boy, you're both polite.

But, Chandler, I don't know if I can take any more plucking. It hurt so bad.

But, come on, I mean, living together will be great.

But, David, I just want you to know that, you know...

But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?

But, Phoebe...

But, Rach, no, this can't happen.

But, uh, ahem, what is it not?

But, uh, ahem, what is it not?

But, um, I'm moving to Tulsa.

But, um, well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart.

But, well, you are.

But, yeah, jumped.

But, you guys, just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp.

But, you know, actually, right before you picked me up...

But, you know, am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market?

But, you know, especially veal.

But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.

But, you know, you pay a price. Now l'm this corporate stooge...

By drowning or...?

By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico.

By the way, as a thank you, I would really love to take you out.

By the way, l really enjoyed your paper...

By the way, nice Ross imitation

By the way, that fight was totally arousing.

By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.

By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

Bye bye.

Bye, Emma!

Bye, guys. Judy. Bye.

Bye, Ross. Rachel.

Bye, sweetheart.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me when you land.

Can all states have stuff like that?

Can Emma and I live here for a while?

Can I ask you a personal question? How do you shave your beard so close'?

Can I come a little bit closer? Valuable things are getting squished.

Can I get a blue bow?

Can I just stop you there for a second?

Can I say how much I appreciate you coming with me?

Can I think it's cool that you kissed me...

Can I think you're a little weird and also cool...

Can l ask you a question?

Can l get you another glass of wine?

Can we at least try living together? You might change your mind about marriage.

Can we just talk about something else?

Can you believe no one between my apartment and here...

Can you believe they're still not here?

Can you bring everything as soon as it's ready?

Can you hear him now?

Can you hear me say, "You're grounded"?

Can you keep an eye on Joey...

Can you live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?

Can you please just take care of her for today?

Can't it just happen a little bit?

Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that l actually like her...

Can't you make an exception?

Can't you tell when l'm being fake?

Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here...

Careful!

Careful. Careful.

Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week.

Chandler Bing.

Chandler Bing.

Chandler didn't propose to me.

Chandler, control your woman.

Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay? I'm very, very upset right now.

Chandler, I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma.

Chandler, I don't wanna be one of those wives that says:

Chandler, stop talking.

Chandler, this is crazy. Well, what did you even say to him?

Chandler, we have talked about this.

Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program.

Chandler, you will love him.

Chandler, you're home.

Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present l could ever imagine.

Chandler?

Chandler.

Chandler.

Chandler. Chandler Bing. And I'm not gay. I'm not gay at all.

Chandler. Look, you and Monica are meant to have children.

Chandler. Monic... Oh!

Chandler. Yeah.

Chandler's supposed to find out if he's getting a job at his agency.

Chapter 1 : My First Period.

Chapter 1 : My First Period.

Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.

Charlie's a girl, right?

Cheers. Okay, bye bye.

China patterns!