Friends - Season 1 Edit

A bottle of your most overpriced champagne.

A bra. Right out the sleeve

A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.

A chest and a stomach...

A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.

A fine choice. I'm coming out.

A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day.

A head.

A Iittle woozy, but basically okay.

A little bit later. Is he gonna sleep?

A little engagement gift.

A little louder.

A lot.

A piece of silk boxer shorts...

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thumb?

A wandering?

A whole other machine for your colors.

A woman!

A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world.

Aah, you're killing me.

About a month ago, I wanted to hurt you...

Absolutely!

Actually, a little more than that.

Actually, nectarines, but basically.

Actually, they were Nana's.

Actually, tomorrow night depends on how tonight goes.

Actually, you only got to sing "Memo..

Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

After a certain point, you gotta let go.

After all, it is your ankle.

After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.

After you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget all that.

Ah

Ah, I didn't get the job.

Ah, I didn't get the job.

Ah, I don't know. You reach a certain age...

Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Well, there you go. Last to know again.

Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.

Ahem, God.

Ahem, hello?

Ahem, I want, um...

Ahem, Monana, it's for you.

Ahem, well, I don't know, heh heh.

Ahem. Excuse me, uh, that's my puck.

Ahem. It's just easier that way.

Ahem. Look, I, uh... I realize you guys have been wondering...

AII right. Well, be good. I Iove you.

AII right. You be good.

Ain't no hope in...

Airport '77! Airport '79!

Alan wants to speak to you.

Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.

ALL [SINGING]: I'm on the top of the world Looking down on creation

All I asked you to do was keep him in here!

All I had is oregano and a Fresca.

All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna...

All my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!"

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. I'm not looking. Go ahead.

All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it.

All right, can I just ask you one question?

All right, fine. Um...

All right, good thing we're in a hospital.

All right, great.

All right, here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed.

All right, I can do this.

All right, I panicked, all right?

All right, I want my monkey!

All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.

All right, I'll see you then. Bye.

All right, I'll, uh, catch up with you later.

All right, I'm going to bed.

All right, I've got to go.

All right, Janice, that's it!

All right, Joey. Be nice.

All right, just give her this for me, okay?

All right, let's eat.

All right, look, I gotta tell you something.

All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine.

All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath.

All right, once...

All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax. Be cool.

All right, Ross

All right, this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.

All right, uh, the weirdest place would have to be...

All right, what have we learned so far?

All right, what is it?

All right, when you're finished, it's cool if you flick it

All right, who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona?

All right, you keep practicing..

All right, you madcap gal!

All right! A cow got through.

All right? He goes into the shower, and then...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Just keep him away from me.

All right. And my dead mother said you are it! I'm with Rachel.

All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante.

All right. Don't tell me.

All right. I know it's stupid.

All right. Now everyone grab a partner.

All right. Now take a puff.

All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

All right. Now we smoke.

All right. Show's over.

All right. Somebody kiss me.

All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her...

All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey

All right. Yes, this is Rachel

All right. You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now.

All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city.

All she has to do is dial 55 JIMBO.

All the fun, all the talking, all the sex...

All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here.

All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.

All you want is a dinkle

All you want is a dinkle

ALL: Fun Bobby!

ALL: Mon!

ALL: Oh.

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Wow.

Alrighty. Bye bye.

Alrighty. We're gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises.

Although back in college, Susan Saladore did.

Although I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out...

Although, actually I'm really not that hungry.

Although, Aruba. This time of year?

Always yelling. Nothing made him happy

Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?

Amuse bouche?

An actor. Hello?

An agency left its card. They wanna sign me!

An egg?

And 13 months.

And a guy with a hammer said you'd be here, and you are.

And a melon.

And a nice hot cider for Monica.

And a smile so bewitchin'

And a third for your...

And action!

And action!

And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.

And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist...

And an iced tea.

And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.

And besides, you're carrying my baby.

And bigger boobs.

And boogie.

And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school...

And Chandler will be?

And Charles. Chachi, Chachi, Chachi..

And complaining about them to you."

And cut!

And cut! What was that?

And deaf.

And Debbie, my friend from junior high...

And did you notice?

And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky.

And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.

And he can dance.

And he has your number?

And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.

And he's charming.

And he's not speaking metaphorically.

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's Iistening...

And here's this baby who has three whole parents...

And hope you'll accept this football phone..

And I am late for keeping up with it, okay?

And I buy detergent, but it's not the one with the easy pour spout.

And I cannot feel my legs.

And I don't appreciate it.

And I don't have to...

And I got you....

And I have the receipt from my dinner with:

And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle.

And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.

And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor.

And I just kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?"

And I just want a million dollars!

And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God...

And I realize I'm totally naked.

And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?

And I really think it should be me.

And I said, yeah, I liked her in Splash, but not so much in Wall Street.

And I say, "No. No. I can't understand that."

And I say, "Your work? Your work? How can you say that?"

And I started blowing my attack whistle thingy...

And I take the dead flowers out of the vase.

And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel.

And I was all, "Oh, Paolo. He's so great.

And I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

And I went to camp with her cousin.

And I will see you tomorrow.

And I would have to say...

And I'll go put out the sofa.

And I'm an orthodontist.

And I'm gone.

And I'm gonna be the guy...

And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is Paolo?

And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen.

And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.

And I'm sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one.

And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is.

And if you get in the, uh...

And it turns out it's my mother

And it was at night...

And it was totally...

And it was..

And it's an extra seat around the table.

And it's not even for me.

And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay!

And maybe it was partially because of how we

And mean. And a little frightening.

And men with emotional problems can hear?

And Mindy, your maid of

And Mom just gave them all away.

And Monica knows.

And Ms. Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.

And my sister, Tina, can't see her husband.

And not in a good way.

And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too.

And now I feel so stupid.

And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!

And now I know.

And now I... Excuse me? Excuse me?

And now you're choking.

And now, we've reached a place...

And on my way over here I stepped in gum

And on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts."

And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me.

And pregnant. And sad.

And Rachel moved in a few months ago.

And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones!

And saying it went to a farm.

And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

And she, you know, kind of stole him away...

And so I, uh, heh...

And so, well, here's the deal.

And something else:

And sometimes, I may be away longer...

And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third and I'll go like this:

And special occasions.

And teams played sports.

And thank you for giving it to me.

And that scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do

And that would be?

And that's having a baby.

And that's on top of the year end bonus structure you mentioned earlier?

And that's the Chrysler Building right there.

And that's what I have to do right now."

And that's when I knew.

And the fabric softener?

And the milk is getting sour

And the moment of joy is upon us.

And the next thing I know, she just starts pulling me out by my hair.

And the only explanation I can find

And the response I got! Man, oh, man!

And the woman touching her is her...

And then he burst into flames.

And then he did.

And then he killed himself.

And then he woke up and there was this big plant...

And then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore.

And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.

And then one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.

And then one day, you wake up, and it's, "See you around."

And then the peacock bit me. Ha, ha.

And then there's Randy Brown...

And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.

And then What? Marcel!

And then when you do, he's a preppy animal

And then you put your arms around me...

And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go...

And then you say, um, "It's tearing me apart...

And then your face exploded?

And there's $500 extra in my account.

And there's no "J " in "engorged."

And they are.

And they found their bodies The very next

And they found their bodies The very next day

And they're very hot!

And think, in a few years, we'll turn into them.

And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym?

And this is my reward.

And this man child has no problem with how old you are?

And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did...

And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

And until we do, we are all here for you. Okay?

And we all know what a challenge that is.

And we just get nothing back.

And we're dancing!

And we're done with the yogurt.

And we're having a boy and a girl.

And what did you bring?

And what is bluffing?

And what would my opening line be? Excuse me....

And while we're on the subject of news..

And who pays for that?

And yet believable.

And yet it did.

And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB GYN.

And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty.

And you cry and you cry And you cry

And you cry and you cry And you cry

And you didn't marry him because?

And you got lenses

And you knew about this?

And you know it.

And you know what? We want a rematch.

And you're all like, "Oh, define me! Define me!

And you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me.

And you're Rachel Greene!

And your fly's still open

And your friend Phoebe?

And, coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head

And, Min, you know, if everything works out...

And, Monica, what are you gonna make?

And, uh, he informed me that she took the news rather badly.

And, uh, Kristen...

And, uh, that's my boy in there.

And, uh, then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun.

And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.

And, uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way...

And, um, there are three things that you should know about me.

And, um, well, I figure if you can be honest, then I can too.

And, um... And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me.

And..

Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats.

Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?

Another good point.

Any minute now

Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.

Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Anyone want me to appraise anything?

Anyway, I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine...

Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant, so...

Anyway, I'll be gone for a week.

Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.

Anyway, they want me to go down to this...

Anyway, um, he's opening up a restaurant...

Anyway, um..

Anyway.

Anyway...

Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people!

Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.

Apparently, they're attracted to dryer sheets.

Are people eating my dip?

Are resting in a little yellow jar

Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

Are they end to end, or tall, like pancakes?

Are they here yet?

Are we greeting each other this way now? I like it.

Are we still talking about sex?

Are we talking about the coyotes here?

Are you a virgin?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you drunk?

Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?

Are you in the mood for something g****?

Are you insane? Come here, Marcel.

Are you insane? This woman stole from you!

Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing.

Are you moving out?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to

Are you sure she didn't say:

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because you could make little puppets out of them.

Are you through with that? Thanks.

Are you welling up?

Aren't there times when you come home at night and you're, like:

Aren't we in the middle of something?

Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?

Aren't you gonna...?

As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?

As in "Mouse"?

As in my grandmother

As long as you are under my roof...

As much as you are.

As our gift." Do you believe it?

At least I'm doing it!

At least, there's no new way for me to tell you this.

At one point, there were villagers.

At the little theater in the park?

Aunt Phylis is dead?

Aunt Silv, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer.

Aunt Silv, stop yelling.

Autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss.

Aw, thank you.

Awful play, man!

Baby coming. God.

Back to the book. What is this about you being arrested in London?

Barbara, hi! How are you?

Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

Barry, who you almost

BARRY: It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

Based on this play!

Based on this play?

Basically, it's totally up to me.

Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites.

Be glad you didn't fan the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes out.

Be right there. I'll be back in a second.

Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood....

Bean! Bean!

Beautiful!

Because he was creepy.

Because I can't watch.

Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.

Because I know that this isn't the end.

Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!

Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!

Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.

Because I've heard...

Because it's complicated. It's complex.

Because it's my baby too.

Because once those cards are dealt....

Because she's alone now.

Because the left one is lucky.

Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough...

Because we're great together, you know?

Because you can make yummy noises.

Because you waited too long to make your move...

Because, um, you see...

Because...

Because...

Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

Before you get into that, there's something you should know.

Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being...

Ben, this is everybody.

Ben, you ready? Give me your foot.

Ben.

Ben...

Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?

Better?

Better?

Betty, hi.

Big day.

Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama.

Big guy?

Big lizards.

Big nun!

Big ring!

Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.

Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.

Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job.

Both of you?

BOTH: Hey.

BOTH: No, I'm sorry.

BOTH: Why?

BOTH: Your dream.

Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents.

Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.

Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow!

Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you?

Boys?

Breathe. Breathe.

Breathe. Breathe.

Brian's a little out of your league.

Brian's Song.

Bullwinkle socks.

But a man can change.

But apparently somebody overslept.

But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!

But he's just phoning it in.

But her friend sounds like such a...

But hey, I can be a kook!

But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh...

But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so...

But I definitely want to be a part of it.

But I don't want to be single, okay?

But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything.

But I get to see my son, who I love.

But I guess it was just the coma.

But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.

But I saved it. I put my basket on top.

But I was drunk on you.

But I won't.

But I would be fine with that.

But I'll still always come back..

But I'll still always come back...

But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented.

But I'm not gonna do that

But I'm not.

But I'm ready. So just deal.

But if anything else opens up, please

But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

But if it's good, tell him now.

But if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay?

But if you have to ask....

But if you spent it, it would be like shopping.

But it happened to me.

But it isn't me. It's not me.

But it only has to happen once.

But it would be like starting on the 1 5th date.

But it's fine.

But it's hard when, when you do what I do. It's, like....

But it's not gonna last.

But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.

But just barely, and I....

But let's not drink it here.

But look how happy she is.

But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you.

But not a mom. Never a mom.

But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.

But relax. She's doing great.

But right now he's just a little fat guy.

But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss...

But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.

But soon they'll grow up And resent you so much

But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.

But that may just be a pipe dream because he's out of state.

But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo.

But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be...

But then everyone will know.

But then you got promoted, and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss Man.

But there's a rat problem

But there's something, um...

But there's this other guy.

But there's...

But these women are very hot, and they need our help.

But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see.

But they're not your friends anymore.

But this isn't high school. We're all adults here!

But to me it is not scary

But we can prep the guy.

But we don't have to go down that road.

But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

But what do you say we just put that aside for now, you know?

But when you throw in Tanya...

But with Mindy..

But you can't actually test this theory.

But you found me.

But you hate sticking your finger in your eye.

But you know the end, where they're happy?

But you know what? Just for fun...

But you, you're a giver.

But you. What a bitch!

But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.

But you're the only person I know here.

But your love Oh, your love, your love

But, phew!

But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear.

But, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so...

But, um, I don't think that'll be you.

But, you know, we've grown apart, so, um...

But, you see, it's just this night has to go just perfect, you know...

But...

Butt guy, what are you doing?

By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures.

By the way, great service today.

By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is.

Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.

Bye Bye Birdie!

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye, Nana.

Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps...

Call her. Stop being so testosterone y.

Call me if you change your mind.

Call me.

Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.

Can I ask a question?

Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast.

Can I borrow the phone?

Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?

Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Can I use either thumb?

Can I use your phone?

Can I use your phone?

Can I?

Can we be grownups now?

Can we change the subject, please?

Can we drop this already, please?

Can we start over?

Can we talk about this later? Okay.

Can we turn this off? Can we make them go away?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy's why I became an actor!

Can you believe she actually thought that?

Can you believe this happened?

Can you fix radiators?

Can you hear that?

Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous...

Can't do it, can you?

Can't we have what we have now?

Career counselor?

Careful, careful. They haven't quite taken yet.

Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. I asked. She told me.

Carol moved her stuff out today.

Carol never threw me out of a room before you

Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first...

Carol, sweetie.

CAROL: Hey, hey, hey. Come on in. Hey. Hello.

CAROL: It really is. Ha, ha.

CAROL: It's impossible. It's just impossible.

CAROL: Thanks.

Carol's a lesbian.

Carol's pregnant.

Celia, he's not gonna hurt you. Soothing tones, Celia, soothing tones.

Celtics? They couldn't hit a boat if

Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.

Chan, can you help me out? I'll pay you back.

Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right, all right. It's been 14 and a half minutes...

CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right. Okay. What next?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: Gum would be perfection?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: Oh, my God. It's her.

CHANDLER [THINKING]: What the hell was that?

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.

Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.

Chandler is my name and....

Chandler, do you promise to be good?

Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place.

Chandler, listen.

Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone.

Chandler, relax. This is a good going to the airport.

Chandler, say something funny.

Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this. Watch, it's easy.

Chandler, what about you?

Chandler, what are you doing?

Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

CHANDLER: He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!

CHANDLER: Hi. Hi.

CHANDLER: I think last night was great.

CHANDLER: Nina...

CHANDLER: Still got the egg, huh? Yeah.

CHANDLER: To the left. To the left.

CHANDLER: Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great.

CHANDLER: What...?

CHANDLER: You okay there?

Chandler! He's here!

Chandler?

Chandler's coming, and he says he has this incredible news.

Chandler's old roommate was *******, and these are the only candles we have...

Change?

Change.

Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.

Cheese Nip?

CLARK [ON TV]: In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.

Cleansing breath.

Clear the tracks for the boobie payback.

Closed! How about closed?

Coffee, black.

Coffee.

Coincidence?

Come here, Marcel!

Come here, Marcel.

Come here, Patty.

Come here, Patty.

Come here, sweetheart.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Do you see anything here?

Come here. Give me your feet.

Come in!

Come on up.

Come on, Ben. That's it, Ben.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on. All right, ready? Look.

Come on, Daddy, listen!

Come on, do it!

Come on, he's not that bad.

Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?

Come on, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing...

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me.

Come on, lucky sixes.

Come on, Lydia, you can do it.

Come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinking:

Come on, Marcel.

Come on, Pheebs.

Come on, Ross.

Come on, Ross. You gotta get back in the game here.

Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice?

Come on, she's a person. You can do it.

Come on, show me.

Come on, stand up. These people will scooch down. Come on.

Come on, they're gonna love you.

Come on, this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's...

Come on, this was a pact. This was your pact.

Come on, we're great together. Why not?

Come on, wussies.

Come on, you guys.

Come on!

Come on! Do it, do it, do it! Come on!

Come on! We were great together.

Come on! What am I gonna do?

Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. He doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt...

Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Come on. Just do it.

Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah.

Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part?

Come on. She'll be here any minute.

Come on. Shut up. It's fun. Give me a hug.

Come on. The guy's a secondary character.

Come on. Two on one.

Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch....

Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.

Come on...

Come over here. You guys will scooch, won't you?

Come to mama.

Coming through. Move. Move!

Congratulations. I think you found the world's thinnest argument.

Cook meat.

Cool tie.

Cool. Ha, ha.

Cool. Thanks

Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

Could I take her?

Could she be more out of my league? Back me up.

Could tonight be the night?

Could we see something in a slimmer heel?

Could you be any smugger?

Could you give this to that guy over there?

Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?