Friends - Season 6 Edit

A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.

A chin dimple.

A classic sign of love, the hug.

A concept lost on some people

A couple of questions:

A diner wants to compliment you. Shall I let him in?

A face ass?

A flea market?

A guy problem.

A hot girl's at stake and all of a sudden he's Rain Man

A lesson in the importance of unagi.

A license to practice medicine.

A little bit.

A little blindsided but good.

A little my fault.

A little sad about that, sweetie?

A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times.

A lot probably, okay?

A lover?

A massage client gave me three tickets...

A massage client who worked there said I had a knack for stocks.

A minute and 50 seconds.

A mix tape! A mix tape!

A palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor...

A part of him did, yes.

A pharmacist.

A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.

A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime.

A simple hug.

A smile goes a long way.

A step closer to building the youth center.

A tad.

A thing through which you can tinkle

A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!

A year ago.

Aah!

Aah! Aah.

Aah! Bug!

Aah! Rob Tilman!

About being the only one who's eating it.

About paleontology?

Absolutely

Absolutely not. That goes back.

Absolutely. It would just be one friend helping out another friend

Actually, I thought about you a couple months ago.

Actually, I thought about you a few months ago.

Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.

Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around.

Actually, I'm a bit cold. Can I have your jacket?

Actually, I'm making a list of women I know who might be into this

Actually, she's right down the street. Um, you should stop by and say hi.

Actually, two, because one of them I blackened some teeth.

After a while, it's like, "Shut your mouth." You know?

After everything he said, he'd go:

After one class? I don't think so.

After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.

After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd always regret it.

After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it.

After that, what could I do except become a chef?

After the Cretaceous Period, the dinosaurs were gone.

After tomorrow night.

After we had lunch last year, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.

Again, ever.

Ah ha!

Ah, "Hotties of the Paleontology Department

Ah, I think it just moved. It's really poking me.

Ah!

Ah! And I'm one of them

Ah.

Ah.

Ahem, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married...

Ahem. Actually, I was gonna do them julienne.

Ahem. But I have this friend, uh, this actor friend..

Ahem. Okay. You know what this is?

Ahem. What do you say to $50?

Alcohol.

All gone!

All her. She hates you.

All I know is, I can't have another failed marriage.

All I'm asking for is a little emotion.

All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.

All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there...

All right

All right then, nothing changes. Everything stays the same!

All right then, nothing changes. Everything stays the same!

All right, 20.

All right, ahem. I thought about it, and maybe you're right.

All right, Alex. Now, when Joey says his line...

All right, all right.

All right, cut! Listen up, everyone!

All right, enough!

All right, fine

All right, first thing we gotta do: damage control.

All right, from now on your name is Joan.

All right, here's a list of things for you to do today

All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels.

All right, I'll work right here.

All right, I'm leaving.

All right, I'm out of here. Wish me luck.

All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out.

All right, lady, here's the deal.

All right, let's do this.

All right, no, we could look at them.

All right, now, I'm gonna do this my way, and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you.

All right, relax, Mr. I've Had Sex Four Times!

All right, so we weren't prepared!

All right, then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited...

All right, we're back! Ten seconds left.

All right, well, don't waste it. I mean, it's still food

All right, well...

All right, you and me! Let's go right now!

All right, you know what? Hurts really bad.

All right? He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt.

All right? I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, I'll do it.

All right. All right.

All right. Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things.

All right. Eight we get married...

All right. From the top.

All right. Hey.

All right. I need to use the bathroom

All right. I'm not English.

All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave.

All right. Look, just...

All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.

All right. Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it?

All right. See you, Pheebs.

All right. Sorry.

All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils.

All the cash.

All the other puppies pick on me."

All together that's $12.75.

All your stuff would be here.

All yours, babe.

ALL: Hey.

Allergy...

Almost.

Alrighty

Alrighty. What do you say we head back to my place?

Although I am glad you're looking at other things on the Internet.

Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets.

Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.

Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.

Although, you know, he's a private guy.

Always, actually.

Always.

Always.

Am "just a love machine."

Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series?

Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?

Amy

An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara!

An engagement Revolutionary War musket!

An era is defined as a significant period of time.

Analysis."

And "Ross" on the other napkin and we're gonna pick one.

And a couple of these little tiny boxes.

And action!

And all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp!

And also, look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.

And always will be.

And always will be.

And as I'm the only one who has read them...

And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user."

And blankets are sexy. And hot water bottles are sexy.

And by the way? Y O U, apostrophe R E means, "you are."

And can I give you a piece of advice?

And can I give you a piece of advice?

And can you please strike "consummated like bunnies" from the record.

And comfortable.

And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was.

And cut you off!"

And Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records.

And do anything you want in there.

And doctors. And monkeys.

And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

And every time you look at it..

And get me some stuff.

And handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?

And he has one of these.

And he kicked his ass for betraying me.

And he left because he had to go fight a fire.

And he was so brave and so strong.

And her brother...

And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.

And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.

And how unnecessary it is, a way for the government to keep tabs.

And I believe you made a bid of $18,000.

And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not.

And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands...

And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much...

And I can't stop it. I don't own Ross.

And I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me.

And I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me.

And I could see her saying yes. Looking at this, I only see a ring.

And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either

And I didn't stop it.

And I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater...

And I don't know why, but he said, "And you will never get promoted...

And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.

And I got custody of the kid. Right?

And I got her autograph.

And I have loved her in the past...

And I have nowhere to live.

And I have to live with a boy!

And I have treated her with nothing but respect.

And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter.

And I haven't been able to stand up since.

And I just don't want us to move too fast or put too much pressure on us.

And I just put our names down for fun.

And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.

And I only made $200.

And I put on a great slide show?

And I saw Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him...

And I should not have lied to you.

And I think Ross is generous too.

And I think you should...

And I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

And I tried to forget you. I really did.

And I want you to have it.

And I wanted to try it out on you guys. Do you mind?

And I was humiliated.

And I will cook anything you want in here...

And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller.

And I won't have to go back there anymore...

And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!

And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!

And I would have to say, your problem is quite clear.

And I, too...

And I'll have my health insurance back in no time.

And I'm a horrible, horrible person.

And I'm glad that you're done.

And I'm going to do anything you want in there.

And I'm going to write "Ross" on the other napkin...

And I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.

And I've never seen either of you one millionth as happy...

And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin.

And if anyone needs help pretending to like it...

And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied.

And if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved.

And if we have a baby one day...

And if you let me...

And if you let me...

And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross.

And if you're gonna put your feet up..

And instead, my parents got me this little...

And instead, my parents got me this little...

And it is going to happen.

And it says "I hate Monica" on the bottom.

And it turns out I was wrong...

And it was our first date.

And it wouldn't be a secret...

And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful?

And it's in my living room...

And it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry.

And it's making me look at him totally differently.

And it's probably hard for you to be alone right now.

And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do.

And just so you know, it's not that common...

And left you in charge when you've been here two days?

And let me give it to you now before I pawn it for Cups money.

And let me hold the musket again.

And live forever as a machine.

And look under my gym bag or anything?

And makes him do crazy things..

And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover.

And mine.

And monkeys can't write out prescriptions.

And Mrs.?

And my parents walked in and smelled it...

And now I'm gonna pass the news on to Joey and Chandler.

And now the dog.

And now you have to leave.

And now you've taken on Monica as well.

And one time, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.

And over there is Brady's Pub..

And Phoebe, herbal tea, $1.25.

And plus, he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians.

And plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends.

And protected them from a tornado?

And put on your apron.

And Ross and I have this huge history.

And Ross gave me this great book.

And saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.

And shame on all of you! You're disgusting!

And she got mad and broke my projector.

And she knows how to build a fire. That'll come in handy.

And she was definitely giving me the vibe.

And she's gonna live with me!

And since Joey seems like such a nice guy...

And since you waited, I'll toss in a free muffin.

And smelled marijuana?

And so, you know, let's face it, that's just kindling

And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.

And stop using my name! And shame on you!

And tell her how good this is from Monica's room

And thanks again for helping me take a shower.

And thanks for coming with me.

And thanks for wrecking my sheet.

And that goes back up there.

And that guy that never delivered his burrito?

And that guy wants some biscotti.

And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby

And that is just what I will do

And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.

And that screen is on the other side.

And that they're gonna be drinking a lot?

And that was so sweet of you to ask.

And that was, like, 4000 years ago.

And that we could move up our wedding. And Chandler heard.

And that woman's brain is fine

And that you, Monica, are too loud.

And that's every month?

And that's good.

And that's how she ended up living with me

And that's just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports.

And that's just in the city. I get her up to 160 upstate.

And that's only because it's there when you turn it on.

And that's Phoebe. And that's Joey.

And that's the story of the dreidel.

And that's where the napkin is

And the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room...

And the guy yells, "Cut!"

And the pants.

And the rabbi's beard? 100 percent horse hair.

And the sex is probably great, huh?

And then I got.. These are apartment pants.

And then I passed out...

And then just dropped it on the street?

And then tried to fly away with it...

And then we'll go to Joey's and search, okay?

And then we're gonna have a little Middle Eastern couscous

And then when you're old, Cappy.

And then you will live off the money that you earn.

And then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price.

And then, bam! She finds you!

And then, you know, if I die...

And there's a concept you should be familiar with.

And there's none left for anybody else!

And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants

And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

And they'll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go!

And they're gonna have sex.

And this has all just been one stupid mistake!

And this has all just been one stupid mistake!

And this one guy who controls it. I didn't know he could get me fired.

And this?

And to be frank, I thought it would be too. But it's not. I mean, it's not at all

And to go from that to this, it's just...

And unfortunately, this room could destroy you!

And unfortunately, this room could destroy you!

And we kind of figured about the porch swing.

And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

And we see his empty room for the first time...

And we still get to go to sweet potato pie.

And we would have you over all the time...

And we would have you over all the time...

And we're dating

And we're gonna be friends again.

And what are you not gonna do?

And what did you bring?

And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?

And what may be perceived as high maintenance..

And what? Did you sleep with her?

And what...? What are you typing that for?

And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19...

And what's this?

And when I told her I was gonna be moving in with Chandler...

And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies.

And when you get upset about little things, I think I'm pretty good...

And where the hell's all of our stuff?

And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.

And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own

And yeah, I didn't really wanna say anything...

And you are about to marry a wonderful man.

And you can stay with us. Right, Phoebe?

And you date Chandler. Okay, multiply it by, like, 50.

And you don't cry, so what?

And you got nothing?

And you guys are gonna ruin that.

And you guys can talk about whatever you want.

And you had rambled on for 18 pages.

And you have the one thing I don't have.

And you just get her one present? She'll feel bad.

And you may frown upon that..

And you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says:

And you really do have very soft hair.

And you saw me looking at ring brochures.

And you say no? How gay are you?

And you still can't shed one tiny tear?

And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.

And you, wouldn't you want a date?

And you! I throw myself at you...

And you'd be living with my sister?

And you'd better watch the flirting too, because in close quarters...

And you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone."

And you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.

And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?

And you're using my name.

And you're writing my eulogy...

And your daddy didn't understand?

And your horoscope says:

And your limo just pulled up.

And, also, a little like a French guy.

And, as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor.

And, Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one.

And, finally, that you were "unable to consummate the marriage."

And, Mon, you can be in charge of diapering.

And, Mon, you want to live with Chandler?

And, of course, crotchless panties.

And, uh, I'll get us all some, uh, coffees

And, uh, maybe the watering can there.

And, uh, thanks for being so understanding.

And, uh, that is an old man

And, uh, the names, I think.

And, you know, yesteryear.

And..

And...

And...

Another amazing find!

Another lie. You have a sickness.

Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.

Any good mail?

Any reason I should leave a block of time open, say, Thursday?

Anyone else? Bring them on.

Anyone free tonight? My boss is hosting a charity event for kids.

Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look.

Anyway, good night.

Anyway, great idea.

Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up.

Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay?

Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer.

Anyway.

Anyway...

Anyway...

Apartment pants?

Apparently, Howie's editing now

Apparently, you're not very good at it.

Are my eyes open?

Are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?

Are they firm?

Are those your teeth?

Are you asking me to have a "frienaissance"?

Are you aware that unagi is an eel?

Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury plagued '97 season.

Are you funny?

Are you funny? Tell us a joke!

Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?

Are you gonna eat that bread?

Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?

Are you in second grade?

Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to.

Are you kidding me? I love Archie and the whole gang

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you mocking me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? You're not blinking.

Are you pregnant?

Are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?

Are you saying he's a geek?

Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?

Are you saying we can't go out? Because that'd be a problem.

Are you saying you'd move out if I didn't buy that lamp?

Are you serious?

Are you still in that place?

Are you sure Monica said you could cook this year?

Are you sure you can do this?

Are you sure you want to start out with something as big as Thanksgiving dinner?

Are you sure? Once I make a copy, there's no turning back.

Are you sure? Our guy smells incredible.

Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?

Are you talking about having sex?

Are you telling me you may never want to get married?

Are you telling me you may never want to get married?

Aren't these candlesticks mine?

Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not living together?

Aren't you gonna miss me at all?

Aren't you in my Popular Culture class?

Aren't you worried about what to get Monica?

Around the same time that you started this story.

As a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship...

As appealing as that sounds to her boyfriend...

As his butler

As to fall in love with my best...

As weird as coming all the way down here and then having to go home right now?

As you can see, my hands are not in my pants.

As you've been since you got together.

At a fake game!

At a flea market.

At least not to me. I mean, with the other two women..

At making you feel better.

At N...

At that time, you see, I thought that everything that rhymed was true

At the adult video place on Bleecker.

At the view.

At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

At what point during those girlish screams would you have kicked my ass?

Australia. I just moved here a couple of weeks ago.

Authorizat... I don't need that. I'm gonna put everything back.

Aw, everything's gonna be okay.

Aw, man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!

Aw. I love birds.

Bad news for Rachel. What could that be?

Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce

Barry was the guy I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend

Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, and we got drunk.

Be hurt by something that is so silly.

Be right there, sweetums.

Because Carol's taking Ben to her parents' place in Florida.

Because Chandler will run right out and get it

Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Because he's all old.

Because he's gonna.. He's got, like, a hearing aid.

Because I asked him to.

Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copy machine...

Because I gave them my "correct address."

Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.

Because I trust you and we're friends...

Because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here.

Because it helped me understand women.

Because of our history.

Because of the government.

Because of the government.

Because she hates Pottery Barn.

Because she thinks that you are blah.

Because she was nervous because you're my best friends.

Because that would be you best bet.

Because that's you and I together.

Because the last one was such a big seller?

Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

Because the radio's broken, and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice.

Because then I would be cold.

Because this stuff is what's wrong with the world...

Because when you have to move back with Joey...

Because you didn't. And I'm incredibly happy for you!

Because you never listen to what I say.

Because you paid for the first two, third one free.

Because you're in love with her.

Because you've waited a long time, and I wouldn't want to disappoint you

Because, let's face it, we're at Monica's.

Beef in a dessert?

Before I met you, I had really little life.

Before, over there with the bills.

Being with her has been like being on a vacation.

Being you is finally gonna pay off!

Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She's going to freak out.

Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.

Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing.

Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right... Oh, my God.

Bend over?

Besides, it's getting darker and more painful. That means it's healing.

Besides, Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father...

Besides, we've had fun hiding it.

Besides, when my insurance kicks in...

Better her than me.

Better not be about the apartment pants.

Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled.

Big deal.

Birds have a very good sense of direction.

Blah!

Blah?

BOTH: What? You're just so mean to each other.

Boy

Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister.

Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.

Breakup's still on.

Bring Monica, and then we can all live there together.

Broken!

Burt. Lydia. Mel.

But after being with you, I'm like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

But after I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you...

But after you said it's okay, I figured, "Why not?"

But all I hear is, "Blah blah blah blah blah."

But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp?

But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket!

But at least let us bring the wine.

But at least the apothecary table's real.

But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay.

But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.

But can you just...

But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you.

But come on.

But deep down, you're still really sad. Deep, deep down.

But don't you think it'll be weird?

But Elizabeth and I are both adults...

But everybody's allowed one mistake, right?

But first, talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day.

But great news about the apartment pants, huh?

But Gunther said I had to stay so he could get his hair dyed.

But he's not going to get it.

But I am ready, ready to talk you up. Heh.

But I can only pay $8000.

But I can turn that around. I've got the inside track.

But I could check with him. He says it's okay.

But I couldn't get out of going to this play.

But I couldn't. That's why I'm here.

But I do not love her.

But I don't think it's anything serious.

But I don't think it's the kind you're gonna like.

But I don't want to die.

But I don't want to know that it never could.

But I gotta act with a robot. I don't know anything about technology.

But I gotta say, I don't think six years counts as an era.

But I had to tell you.

But I have nothing to compare it to.

But I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph.

But I just said "leave."

But I just... I don't feel that way about you

But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.

But I need to find a date.

But I never notice it, because she is very mature.

But I should tell you this.

But I think if you give me, um, one chance, I can change your mind.

But I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.

But I think we should tell her.

But I thought that ring stood for Capri's undying love for her brother.

But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time.

But I want you to know...

But I wanted to warn you that there might be something.

But I wouldn't cry.

But I wouldn't date him.

But I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I would never have the ceremony there.

But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through any more of this.

But I'd never expect you to worry about that.

But I'm gonna take Sebastian.

But I'm just gonna take the pashmina.

But I'm just not interested in you like that.

But I'm not sick!

But I'm not sure if we have the time.

But I'm your brother. We're family.

But I've narrowed it down, and you're one of the finalists.

But I've never done it with a student. I mean, not...

But if I were you, I would.

But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.

But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.

But if it makes you feel better, they don't print the name.

But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do.

But if you give me your number, I will call you some other time

But if you think a fish wouldn't get sucked into the mechanism...

But if you think it'll be okay, we'll just work out a system.

But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.

But in Air Force One, okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil!

But isn't the sick thing better than the play thing?

But it is frowned upon..

But it means a lot to me.

But it's $2000!

But it's okay, because I like...

But listen, Monica and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.

But look at all the cool make it on my own stuff I got!

But maybe that's good.

But my job's fun too. I mean, tomorrow..

But no, he has to get me the "woman repeller."

But no. A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital.

But not just yet.

But not while he's still married.

But now I think I'll show the sexy teller...

But now, nothing. Well, not nothing. I am still a woman.

But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.

But people say that my eyes look...

But people that you don't know and will never see again.

But Ross is really alone.

But she also said one of them would be black.

But she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut.

But she just said Joey is her backup.

But she just said Joey is her backup.

But she made fun of my phone pen.

But still, it's a big change.

But still, Ross.

But that doesn't mean you have unagi.

But that doesn't sound like me.

But that happens every day.

But the coffee table doesn't match the table... Ross.

But the Kit Kats are all right?

But the mess.

But then I thought, "Well, there's minced meat pie."

But then Jacques Cousteau came...

But then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.

But then the back of the couch won't line up with the back of the carpet.

But then we ditch those two and we get married.

But there's a chance you could get very, very hurt!

But there's a two year wait. What if you get engaged in two years?

But they are closed now. Believe me.

But they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time.

But this is a study for identical twins.

But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring.

But we also have a soft spot for the love.

But we didn't have...

But we do think that you need a tissue.

But we don't have to do that.

But we're roommates...

But what do you say we go share some food?

But why put off something till tomorrow that you could do it right now?

But with you..

But would you maybe wanna go out with me sometime?

But wouldn't you date him?

But you believed me?

But you can't leave me with them. We're a team.

But you could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room.

But you couldn't, because you paid for dinner last night.

But you didn't. And that's what this ring stands for.

But you found the keys to his clothes?

But you got to be with both of them, right?

But you know what you are?

But you know who that might work on? Bob in Human Resources.

But you know who's not great?

But you love packing.

But you'd really feel better about me rejecting you..

But you're not identical twins.

But you're not perfect. You've made some errors in judgment too.

But, honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.

But, no, because a doctor won't be able to help him. And it's just gonna, you know...

But, oh, okay.

But, other than that, are you okay?

But, Pheebs, you could still use the copy machine where I actually work.

But, Phoebe, I'm just sort of in the middle of something.

But, uh, Ross is a great guy. I was roommates with him in college.

But, you know, actually, growing up with a sister was nice...

But...

But...

By dog...

By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.

By the way, I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved...

By the year 2030, there'll be computers...

Bye, house.

Bye, Janine.

Bye.

Bye.

Call 911!

Call it even?

Call me!

Call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here.

Call security.

Call the cops. That's what I did to kids in my building.

Calling Dr. Big.

Can anyone else name a well known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?

Can be further subcategorized...

Can I ask about the Valentine's Day gifts?

Can I borrow rum from your place?

Can I borrow the key to your house so I can go make a copy?

Can I check my room?

Can I get a cup of coffee?

Can I get a piece of that cake?