It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 9 Edit

A All of this, and it was you guys. You owe me a car.

A bird with no tits and no ass?

A business opportunity as rare as the albani berries themselves.

A chance, Dee. Okay, I get it.

A crammy handle bit. A crammy handle bit aye.

A fan club could really help further my career.

A few days ago, three thugs tried to mug me.

A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.

A giant cleanse.

A handsome man, but a very, very average if not

A HungerGames type scenario in there.

A little buoyancy in the harmonies.

A little little bump. He's fine. He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good

A million times. Guys, guys, how many times do

A pill that could make you seven times smarter.

A positive attitude. Now, with a lot of hard

A reading from the Holy Bible.

A sass mouth, huh? That's a red flag.

A scalding hot pizza is beyond me.

A show that takes place in... (jaunty music plays)

A simple pill..

A walnut. Now a normal size woman would

A week at a hotel runs you 20 grand.

A week? To kill a rat? Wh wh what kind of a genius rat

A woman said "vagina

Aah!

Aah! Shit!

About that like ten minutes ago

About the ratio. We get too many black guys,

About time you guys got here.

About to see the results of a bold experiment in human

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. All right, man, great.

Actually, we won't.

Actually, we've got a surprise for you, Mac.

Afternoon I've already eaten

Again, this is complete gibberish.

Again.

Against an actual black belt.

Ah

Ah, ah, ah! Who slayed Achilles?

Ah, calm down.

Ah, I don't know, man. He looks weird.

Ah, I see. Do you? 'Cause I don't.

Ah, it appears they've left. Well, not to worry.

Ah, it'd be so nice. Would've meant a lot.

Ah, yes! ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait

Ah.

Ah. Mmm.

Ah...

Ah... What is happening?

Albert Covington's the name

All day. Because it's insanity.

All I'm saying is that Stephen Hawking is much more of a Lady

All in gangs or something! There's a lot of score settling

All of these people are actors.

All right,

All right, all right, all right, relax, relax.

All right, all right.

All right, basically a house of cards where the dickheads

All right, blokes, let's hit the showers, huh?

All right, but hold on a second, hold on a second.

All right, but this is about as masculine as it gets.

All right, calm down, calm down.

All right, can I go to

All right, come on. We gotta go get Charlie.

All right, Country Mac, let's do... Keep it going. Keep it going.

All right, dude, first things first. Let's get some beer, man.

All right, everyone, we have a new addition

All right, fine, let's play the game.

All right, Frank, where we at, my man?

All right, guys, load 'em in. Very nice.

All right, guys, this is really coming together. It's looking good.

All right, guys, will you stop, okay?

All right, have a nice day.

All right, Hwang, what if Frank gives you, like, half the rent now,

All right, I'll give you the money. But we do the movie my way.

All right, I'll tell you what we got to do

All right, I'm taking this guy out

All right, it looks like the hostages are

All right, it's us. Screw them, you know why?

All right, let's blast off. Engage thrusters, Captain.

All right, let's blast off. Engage thrusters, Captain.

All right, let's do it. That's good.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go grab a drink

All right, listen, listen to me.

All right, listen, listen, listen.

All right, listen, so, Ben...

All right, listen. I got an idea.

All right, look, just pay the man already.

All right, man.

All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries and these night vision goggles,

All right, on the sixth day,

All right, Pee Country Mac.

All right, people are starting to arrive.

All right, so we got Dee back, and I think we may have

All right, so you're gonna enjoy this part.

All right, that's a deal. That's a squashed beef. Frank, you.

All right, this... Yeah, it's not really the best

All right, well, I'm not gonna be the only one not

All right, well, somebody say something.

All right, well, that's it for me tonight.

All right, well, we'll we'll try to be a little bit more sensitive to that. I...

All right, what you got to do is round up a couple of suckers and get 'em hooked.

All right, you got got!

All right, you know what, I am out of here

All right, you know what, we'll play the game,

All right, you know what? Can you guys actually drop me

All right, you know, you can't drink beer and be

All right, you want to go back to my place, get some blankets, bundle up?

All right, you've been duped, suckers.

All right!

All right! Yeah!

All right? Is everybody amenable to that? Sound good?

All right? So I need you to stop all this right now.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. How are we gonna get this eye?

All right. Let's go, Charlie.

All right. Oh, my God!

All right. There you go. All right, now, I'm not really

All sales are final. Come on!

All these years I've been feeling like I hate karate.

All this time, I've been searching for the perfect guy to

All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking.

Alpacas can survive entire winters on this shit.

Already did

Always comes back covered in fecal matter, urine, and... racial slurs. Oh.

Always fall into?

Always will.

Am I excited?

An absolute disaster! These kids are all too violent.

An attack. Mm hmm.

An emerging market? Video stores are a dying market.

An extra day is added to Mac Day.

An extra treat for you. Mr. Covington, have you seen

An eye?

An orgasm. Not that he's ever had one.

And a little more time on you. Aw... Thanks. You're so sweet. Hmm.

And an uncontested black belt point is the most badass...

And and a sword? You just... you need to stay off

And and really, my my..

And as you can tell by our huge mansion, we're insanely loaded.

And be honest. Well, what do you think it

And beholdeth... the image of God.

And bring whatever guests you want, regardless of age or

And by the end of it, you're gonna feel a little bit closer to me,

And four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dong shot.

And Frank got that bad intel, so they went to his apartment,

And get in fights and do all those things.

And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were

And he said it's nothing but a bunch of people yelling over

And he shot out of here.

And here we are, Dee, at a gun show, huh?

And Hwang won't fix it until this guy pays the rent.

And I don't want you to find me a man.

And I guarantee we won't get sneezed on.

And I have been watching Tabatha Takes Over a lot, because it's

And I I don't fight in the ring anymore, but

And I just caught your last set.

And I quote once again from Genesis.

And I think they threw in a bunch of protein...

And I think you should, too. Don't be a victim.

And I want to be very clear about something.

And I want to propose something totally different: I would like

And I wasn't quite sure what you were going for.

And I'm a garbage man.

And I'm getting hot about it, too.

And I've had seven. So don't be a rat, okay?

And if anyone is caught complaining?

And if the Indians knew how to sign shit,

And if we did get an eye, how would we attach it to you?

And if you are gonna be a rat, get it right.

And ignore everything that this clown is saying.

And in the interest of safety, I'm gonna go ahead and

And it all starts with the berries.

And it turns out, he was totally queer.

And it was a good thing that I did, too, because I'll tell you what.

And it was so."

And it wasn't about apologizing to each other.

And it's about, you know,

And it's unrated. They were not able to rate it.

And let it divide the waters from the waters.'

And look at us now.

And Mac. Dee and I don't want to be together. No.

And not enough on the showmanship. You know, maybe we should work out a couple of

And not talk about dressing like army carnies?

And now that you don't care anymore, you're not gonna

And now we have to kill that shaman woman

And people like my client won't take it anymore.

And said that my kids wanted to see me?

And says, "Uh uh."

And she'll fight back and be happy again.

And since we've been feeding Armitage a cerebral enhancement

And stuff, you know?

And take the first steps toward obtaining financial freedom.

And that he has plenty of...

And that you guys wanted to be one big happy family again.

And that, coupled with his radical religious beliefs,

And that'll give me some time to continue my education in peace

And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right!

And that's... that's not necessarily...

And the combination with my readings is really leading me

And the earth was without form and void, and darkness was

And the fact that you can't understand that leads me to

And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.

And then I'm gonna bait this glue trap with some Brie cheese.

And then we brought you back from the dead.

And then we discovered the Invig...

And then you know what happens?

And then you're free and clear.

And then your brain goes.

And then, he gives you the other half when the job's done?

And then, if you wouldn't mind, could you show me which room is mine?

And there is nothing we can do about it.

And there she goes!

And these liberals like Al Gore,

And they just went crazy in the bar and bit us up like...

And they squashed that beef. And that's exactly what we're gonna do.

And they're probably willing to spend their life with you, so...

And think about this, Dee.

And thirsty. I'm pretty sure I know when

And time limitations and ignore them, please.

And tomorrow we can shit on her.

And very valuable beachfront property.

And we don't give a shit because they're stupid.

And we got mad beef. She won't serve me.

And we were hoping you could clear a couple things up for us. Can you look at that?

And we'll just yank you out of there or something, all right?

And we're actually gonna support you, Dee.

And with a little hard work and a whole lot of training, we

And you better say "cheese." Huh?

And you guys are gonna squash with Bruce.

And you will gag in a spectacular manner.

And you're acting like a punk? Let me see the phone.

And you've been institutionalized.

And your money, we could really make a kick ass movie.

And, besides, there's no trees or herbs in the planetarium.

And, guys, let's have a little fun.

And, like, he woke up, he's like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to get to the playground."

And, like, I hate Project Badass and, like...

And, like, I know we've never said this as a group, but... Mac's gay.

And, look, if you're still not comfortable with the numbers, you just double down.

And, worst case scenario, they'll take his eye.

And, you know, we're going to "redefine success and and change the world."

Anybody on fire before." You know, you light one bitch on

Anyone else? Yeah, I'll have a beer.

Anyway, I started blasting.

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that

Anyway? Yeah, like, was he smart or

Are my kids in there? Somebody wrote me a note

Are not going to get selected for this intelligence

Are the best movies. And I don't want to kill

Are there any questions? Yo, can I get some beer?

Are we gonna be in the dark the whole time?

Are we talking about? You have to be a real moron

Are you all right? Yes, that's the shooting

Are you aware that you're holding children up with a gun

Are you good at playing characters?

Are you hiding something?

Are you interested?

Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die.

Are you locking me in here?! Yeah.

Are you okay?

Are you quite well these days? Well, uh, actually, I'm,

Are you ready to begin? Okay

Are you ready?

Are you sure it's gasoline though?

Artemis and I went to a burlesque bar last night.

As a solution to a national problem.

Assault rifle, and I'm gonna prove to you how easy it is

Assessed the threat level. Clocked a knife in his boot.

Assistant Tang See did not, in fact, make the test subject

At a different frequency than that guy

At each other. Look, we're actually here for a

At Gunther's it's $1,500. Oh, this ain't

At least since we got stuck in the bathroom.

At some point it becomes a little aggressive.

At the bottom do all the work, and give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.

At the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our harmonies.

At the Dusty Dunes Resort in Orlando.

At the same time.

Attention, attention, everybody.

Aw, damn! He got away.

Aw, Frank, you're intruding

Aw, look at him go.

Aw, sh...

Aw, shut up.

Aw, you made him look like a bitch!

Aw! Ee aw!

Aw... Hang on.

Away from those people and those pursuits that have, in turn,

Away. No, no, he wouldn't, because

Back on your feet? The forecast calls for

Back there? Yeah.

Background checks. Okay, yeah.

Bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, which we can't get!

Badass. Badass.

Badass. Badass.

Bag here. Some trinkets, knickknacks that

Bah hoo yeah Bah hoo yeah. ♪

Bah! Bah!

Bang! Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don't run so

Basement, okay? Get higher if you want.

Basically everything. No snow crabs, you know.

Be careful. Look

Be here, and so I'm having dinner with you

Be there. I know you'll be there.

Be together, but you do, deep down, want to be together.

Be with her. Yes.

Beachfront property on his Indian reservation.

Beat it! There's your damn award.

Beautiful woman. Uh, a warrior princess who saves

Because alcohol lowers your immune system.

Because Gail the Snail works at the Wawa, okay?

Because he is your dad, and Thanksgiving is a holiday for families.

Because I need to draw the jump in later to match your reaction.

Because I'm not gonna let you beat me,

Because I've modeled my day after the seven days of God's creation,

Because I've survived many winters without these berries.

Because it's officially Frank Day, so...

Because men are intimidated by funny women, all right?

Because of the things that he gives to us.

Because they believe in me.

Because they killed my baby girl as you was getting married to her. Yeah.

Because you can.

Because you guys are such great sports,

Because, like, now I'm getting the neck thing

Beefs are best left simmering under the surface I've learned that now.

Been pulling me away from Frank as of late

Been there?

Before he can draw his weapon... Hie aught!

Behavior

Believe me, we did everything in our power to try to save them,

Believe that you are complete and total dum dum, and therefore

Below average man to take you off of our hands forever.

Ben the Soldier. All right?

Ben, how many boxes am I gonna put you down for?

Ben! It's so good to see you, man.

Berries!

Best night for that, so I'm sorry, man.

Bet it's killing you guys to be stuck indoors on a beautiful day like today.

Better, so... I believe I was having the

Bill's the one who put bath salts in the punch at your wedding, all right?

Bitch, wasn't it? Skinny though.

Black bars don't win awards. No.

Black friend and not be constantly talking about it.

Blended drink, Caribbean Paradise.

Blew the shit out of his car

Blink if you can understand me.

Block, point, Mac!

Bomb so hard, and then she's gonna feel worse.

Boo yah! Wait, what? No, no

Book as fast as I can to the fence, climb up to the top, stop,

Boy, I tell you. She's got a boyfriend, but I

Boyz II Men? That concert is canceled.

Brain stem and exited the back of your skull

Brainpower. But you and me, we know

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Brains out! What are we gonna do?

Break a leg. Hell, break both of 'em.

Breathing it in. (laughs)

Bring your kid. You have kids?

Bro... He's gonna get you from a

Broke Dennis.

Broke me?

Buddy, buddy, um, what's the deal with your kids?

Buddy, that's what I'm thankful for.

Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it.

Burlesque, yes, yes, yes. Hey, guys, guy... gentlemen,

Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing

But don't blow your wads on these guys, okay?

But don't even worry, because Invigaron can help you.

But don't say my name, 'cause you don't know this man.

But here you go. But here you go.

But here you go. Okay, great, we'll take one of

But I actually feel a lot better.

But I know exactly where he will be.

But I need this to feel real, okay, guys?

But I need you to react at the same time

But I want to be very clear about something

But I was gonna say, uh, you look like a...

But I'm ready to get back on.

But if I...! Okay.

But it wasn't always this way. We used to be losers, like all of you people.

But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces

But it's funny!

But it's time for us to move forward with our relationship, all right?

But let me set this up for you so you're not totally confused

But like a beautiful woman Definitely not like a bird. ♪

But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?

But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch

But nonetheless, on Thanksgiving, they got together, right,

But not all of them?

But now I'm absolutely sure he had an agenda.

But that only proves our point even more.

But the customers want you to be together.

But the good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?

But then, once we get past that, it's pretty good,

But these super berries grow in the Andes mountains, okay?

But they didn't stay together a long time, their marriage only

But we are gonna do a will they or won't they thing between you

But we don't have any in our roster.

But we're gonna take what he loves most: his life.

But with all this God shit that he's into...

But you ain't my cup of tea They always vote you

But you are good enough to fight in a black belt tournament.

But, Charlie, it's Gruesome Twosome Tuesday.

But, like...

But, to be fair, I don't have a problem, as much, with the act itself

But... Charlie, that was great.

But... Now, look, she has a long,

But... She was so annoying

By now, everyone knows the remarkable story of Dee

Bystander may have... Look, crime in this city is

Cake from, like, a month ago.

Calm yourself. No, you got to put... no...

Can he hear us? No way.

Can help you keep your school safe.

Can we say hi? There she is!

Can we... can we cut?

Can you do better, all right?

Can't be in the school zone, maybe we need to train somebody

Can't get it to stay. There you go.

Can't let you back there unless you're on the list.

Carbs wise, this is gonna set me back, but I don't even give a shit.

Career? Oh, wow, Dee.

Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut

Case... BOTH:... of the placebo

Cases, all right? Being wanted and being "wanted

Cat keeps getting hurt. He gets hurt.

Cats! (audience gasps, exclaims)

Caution. Of course, only an idiot

Change of plans. We got to go darker with

Character. Amazing.

Charlie and I have a couple of business questions

Charlie is our foundation. Where does a foundation belong?

Charlie, allow me to demonstrate.

Charlie, can you please remind everyone of the rules?

Charlie, come on, any idiot can listen to books on tape.

Charlie, don't tell Frank!

Charlie, look at that. Look how clean I am.

Charlie, when it was your day,

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie. This is uncharted waters here.

Charlie. What are you doing, dude?

Checkmate, Tang See, wake up. Open your eyes, listen.

Checkmate. Well, you know, it it,

Cheese, huh?

Chicks? No. Dudes.

Chief, I think I found some clues.

Children, your chariot awaits. Ah, Miss Sarah, ham and cheese,

Choice, thanks to you. Well, let's not throw barbs

Christ

Christ, come on.

Cigarette for a mother... What?!

Clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack.

Cleaning, cleaning.

Clearly very close to killing yourself...

Climb back down to safety. That's it.

College roommate. It was really no big deal.

College. DEE: Yeah, but Bruce Willis

Come into our home, tell us what is and what is not art?

Come on

Come on, come on, give me some.

Come on, Dee.

Come on, everybody. Frank's the guy who's behind all this;

Come on, guys, he's definitely still behind this.

Come on, guys, let me stay.

Come on, let's go get him

Come on, man

Come on, man, you know, like, just let me do it.

Come on, man. If we're gonna open for Boyz II Men

Come on, what are you doing?!

Come on, you guys are, like... Can we work this out?

Come on! Oh, my God, Charlie, that was

Come on.

Come on. Finally, my friends, at long

Come on. Goddamn it, Frank, I'm starting to think I have beef with you!

Comedy club!

Comedy star.

Comedy stuff's paying off for her.

Comes back, I'm gonna smash him up good.

Coming up. We could get nominated.

Complete failure

Compound fractures in both legs. Her breasts?

Conan O...

Conan O'Brien?

Conforms with Marxist theories about the exploitation of the

Controlling the situation, and her, as I always have and I

Cool off. Yo, Mac, that was amazing.

Cool, okay? No, no, no! No spitting

Cool. Okay, thanks, Z.

Cops, the only people who should have guns!

Copying me... It doesn't matter.

Could you turn the TV back on? Tomorrow's good.

Couldn't actually fire me, which was, of course, their first

Couldn't even make my friends more smarter.

Country Mac beat the shit out of that guy with a beer and his T shirt.

Country Mac coming to the big city.

Country Mac for Paddy's Mac.

Country Mac is gone, he's dead. Let's get out of here.

Country Mac lived a reckless life.

Covington. How long are you staying with us? Well, Sarah, something

Crawling out of your floor. Oh, uh, that that's okay

Crazy enough to want to know why you never RSVP'd to my wedding.

Cricket, what the hell are you doing here?

Crisis averted. Holy shit!

Crowned the smartest in the... Oh, God, gross.

Customers know we're cool, but the industry doesn't get it yet.

D D D Don't Don't put me on the spot.

Da.

Da.

Da.

Dah.

Dah.

Dah. Dah.

Damn it, Dee, this is all your fault.

Damn right.

Damn!

Dead. Let him have it.

Deandra, are you holding onto the trap?

Deandra, don't dick around.

Deandra, grab a couple of bottles of champagne, let's go.

Deandra.

Dear friend. (clears throat)

Debates here. Exactly.

Dee Reynolds does not use mics that other so called comedians

Dee Reynolds is a star

Dee Reynolds?

Dee Reynolds.

Dee so funny.

Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office.

Dee, and the joke's on me!

Dee, come on, that's...

Dee, Dee, you're gonna be a star, all right?

Dee, enough of this, okay?

Dee, it was one of those shows where you're, like, "Whoa!"

Dee, let me be very clear about something.

Dee, let us handle...

Dee, look, I don't want to pile on here, 'cause you're

Dee, oh... Oh!

Dee, open up! Open!

Dee, slow down, all right?

Dee, stay in your light. Come with me, come here.

Dee, stop!

Dee, wait, wait.

Dee, wait!

Dee, wait!

Dee, what do you think about all this?

Dee, who do you think you are?

Dee, why can't you see that this is the same pattern that you

Dee, why do our hoagies reek of gasoline?

Dee, why is your door unlocked?

Dee, you're eating trash cake and smoking?

DEE: There you go. That's what we're talking!

Dee!

Dee? Dee, are you dead?

Dee? You just give a man $1,500 and

Dee. Dee

Dee. Dee.

Dee. Oh, no?

Define me, dude, okay? Like, I'm saving up to open

Denni... Go stop...? The man has an assault rifle!

Dennis thought of it.

Dennis wasn't even in on any of it!

Dennis, ask him how it's possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.

Dennis, don't. The day's almost over.

Dennis, the ratio is off! Okay, you know what?

Dennis, you're out.

Dennis...

Der.

Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.

Did a couple reshoots of my own.

Did anybody else do a poopoo in their pants?

Did anyone else notice that he had an erection the entire time?

Did you kill yourself, Dee, or...?

Did you know that the average rate for a hotel room 30 years ago was $19?

Did you like my "say cheese" line?

Different, huh? Uh, "you and I."

Difficult road ahead of her, but you above all people should know

Distance. If I come at you, I'll get to

Do I have to put on training wheels for this conversation or

Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!

Do you already have representation?

Do you guys hear the motorcycle?

Do you guys think that our location is the problem?

Do you know that 90% of your water is 100% toxins?

Do you realize how unsafe that is?

Do you think maybe you could eat that sandwich later?

Do you want to check your photon levels?

Does does my dick work? No.

Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?

Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you?

Doesn't make any sense. No.

Doesn't need to be funny because she's cute, she's loveable,

Doing better. I mean, it's serving up drinks.

Doing? We're trying to watch cat and

Don't apologize

Don't count beers, Carlos. Not cool.

Don't do sound effects.

Don't do this, Dee!

Don't do... don't... wh what...

Don't drag him into your beef 'cause I need him to focus on ours here

Don't fly away now!

Don't get cute, Tang See, you're not much smarter than he is.

Don't go on the highway

Don't grab a beer. We're on our way to a bar,

Don't knock the soup, all right? Da'Maniac's here.

Don't know who the hell they're dealing with.

Don't saunter away. I'm try... That's not fair!

Don't say that!

Don't talk about that, you know? It's strange to have one

Don't talk shit about my mom! Whoa.

Don't think that's it, Dennis. Whatever, you don't even know

Don't turn that channel.

Don't worry about it. What is a pun?

Don't worry about the hatchet thing, okay? That was an unsanctioned move.

Don't you start with that shit, Dee.

Drag him back down into the sewer where he belongs.

Dreams, and not supporting you, but I was wrong, Dee.

Drift. I don't

Drink? And we won't jizz on anything.

Drinking beer, so come on. Don't move!

Drinks. Yeah, well, they're generally shared, 'cause they're pretty big.

Driver, take the canyons.

Dropped out of college, and that supports Mac's argument.

Dude, did you guys see the way Country Mac was riding his motorcycle?

Dude, dude, Dee's opening for Landslide.

Dude, just because you're finishing our sentences, doesn't

Dude, she is gonna

Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin.

Dude! I will strangle you, I'll stick my goddamn thumb through your eye!

Dumb. Dumb.

Dumb. Yeah... uh...

Dummies with deep pockets are the best.

During an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your

Each one of you has been hand selected to potentially join our Invigaron team.

Each other. Well... So what? That's what we do. We yell at each other, and if

Easy to buy a gun. And I need to prove that to

Eat the cheese

Eat the... eat the... you know, the skins if you got to eat something.

Eating cake?

Effect of environment upon intelligence was, alas, a

Effect. I considered that, but I

Effective. But you guys had, like, five.

Eh, there were women stripping, but it was classy.

End, Dee. I don't know.

Enough about Country Mac. It's still my day.

Enough is enough. You got to squash it with Snail, all right?

Enticing tunes for the little guy.

Evel Knievel didn't jump. Johnny Knoxville doesn't jump.

Ever.

Every one of them.

Every single thing that came out of your mouth was trash.

Every time you open your mouth, you drag me down into the mud,

Everybody else drank, though, 'cause it seemed like fun.

Everybody find a spot to put your sleeping bags and we'll be all set.

Everybody knows! I'm sorry, guys, um, but

Everybody knows! I'm sorry, guys, um, but

Everybody likes her, and then, if she can tell a joke, yeah,

Everybody stop clapping. All right, Liam,

Everybody's got to drink, right? Yeah.

Ew! Mm mm

Exactly, right? Now, Tang See, let's let's talk

Excuse me, there's a guy

Excuse me? What about her breasts?

Execute with a quip. Let's give it a shot

Exercise, okay, to prove how unsafe it is...

Experiment. Welcome, everybody, and thank

Exploiting my labor for years. An astute observation.

Expression of beauty. Just get the guns and bring

Fantasy

Fascinating results. Uh, the most measurable effect

Fast, I can't... Go slower.

Faster. I got you.

Fear! Aw, guys, we got to get more

Feeling we're gonna be together a long time.

Fence by, like... We're on the sidewalk, see?

Fight back at us.

Figure this out. Ooh, oh!

Find him attractive?

Fine, yeah, oh, yeah, it was me, the evil villain with the perfect voice

Finger Fantasy. Finger Fantasy.

Finish the lecture, and..

Fire, and everybody freaks out! Oh, you son of a bitch.

Flaccid, erect.

Flaccid, erect.

Focus.

For a second. What do you think my IQ is now?

For everyone to have guns, okay? But I see now that I was the

For everything! For all of it!

For goblins for ten hours straight?

For one time cancellation fee of only $2,000."

For questioning" are very, very, very different things, Gunther.

For real

For real?

For safety, for safety. I mean, he does make some

For the entirety of this day, we will forced to do everything Mac wants us to do.

Formula, he's been solving these mazes seven times faster.

Four thou...? $4,000? Really?

Fowl, rodents.

Frank and I got them from China,

Frank is the mastermind in the coil.

Frank Reynolds, Paddy's Pub

Frank told us the same thing.

Frank told us this dummy was the key

Frank was right! Shit!

Frank, don't be... Are you crazy?

Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this.

Frank, I cannot go slower for you!

Frank, it's gonna ruin the movie, Frank!

Frank, no, come on.

Frank, tell you what.

Frank, we never get nominated for awards, okay?

Frank, we're not gonna die of the flu because we're young and vital.

Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude?

Frank, will you pay attention, man?

Frank?

Frank?

From a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him?

From the beginning so it's come full circle.

From us with this global warming bullshit.

Gag on stage.

Gaga than, you know, Johann Sebastian Bach.

Game to get an award. That feels lame

Gasoline is volatile and highly combustible so let's use extreme

Gee, do I want to see my ex special forces ex partner

Geez

Genesis, chapter one. "God created the heaven and the earth,

Gentlemen. How about something a little bit

Gentlemen. What are you doing, dude?

Get all this filthy hair off my face.

Get away from the children

Get it off, I'm st... I'm stuck to your glue!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Get out and get those guns before they run out, and the

Get out of here! ? I really mean to tell you

Get out of here? I'm lovin' it.

Get out of here.

Get out! We don't need you!

Get over here. What are, what are you doing?

Get over it! I got you, Riggs! Hurry up!

Get that out. Get that out