Gilmore Girls (2000) - Season 4 Edit

A AND YOU HAVE A HOUSE YOU LOVE.

A B MINUS IN FLEMING'S CLASS IS LIKE...

A B MINUS. OH, THANK GOD.

A BAG OF BULBS TO PLANT BECAUSE YOU'RE LONELY,

A BIG OFFICE, NO OVERHEAD.

A BIG, FAT, BELLY UP BIG BOY.

A BOOK? YES.

A BOOKCASE?

A BOY!

A BUNCH OF AUTOMATONS SHUFFLING PAPERS.

A CARD.

A CASE OF BEER IN THE JCPenny PARKING LOT

A CASE OF SIBLING RIVALRY?

A CHEESEBURGER CAN MAKE A FINE MEAL.

A CHEESEBURGER? THAT'S NOT A PROPER MEAL.

A CHILD IS NOT A DUVET COVER.

A CLASSIC.

A CLIENT MIGHT WANT A RECOMMENDATION

A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NICKNAME, LIKE "THE NEVER NAKED GUY."

A COUPLE OF STEAKS WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

A CRISIS OF FAITH CAN BE DELIVERED,

A DAB OF COPPERTONE, ZIP, BAM, BOOM, OUT THE DOOR.

A DAY TO REMEMBER.

A DEEP, LONG, SOULFUL RORY EYES.

A DIFFERENT WAY?

A DIVORCE SHOULD NOT BE RUSHED.

A FEW BLOCKS DOWN. I WOULDN'T WALK, THOUGH.

A FEW YEARS AGO, REMEMBER?

A FIGHT.

A FINAL ON SATURDAY MORNING, SUCH AS ME. I'M PATHETIC.

A FIREPLACE, TOO! I WONDER IF IT'S WOOD BURNING.

A FRIEND NAMED CRYSTAL?

A FRIEND OF MINE IS HERE,

A FRIGHTENING PICTURE OF THINGS TO COME.

A GIANT WINDOW RIGHT HERE!

A GIRL CAN'T DRESS UP A LITTLE?

A GOOD POINT AND VERY TRUE.

A GREAT INJUSTICE IS BEING PERPETRATED ON OUR WATCH,

A GUY COMES IN WITH A STOMACHACHE,

A LAP IS AN ILLUSION.

A LAPTOP.

A LAST NAME CAN HELP. RO GIL? GIL ROY?

A LIGHTNING BOLT, PLEASE.

A LITTLE WE THOUGHT SHE'D BE GONE BY NOW.

A LITTLE CONTROL IN A WORLD WHERE LITTLE IS CONTROLLABLE.

A LITTLE FARTHER BACK. ROGER. Joe: WHAT?!

A LITTLE FRIDGE.

A LITTLE INDEPENDENCE, YOU ALL JUST UP AND LEAVE?

A LITTLE INGENUITY.

A LITTLE LEMON GARLIC AIOLI FOR THE BLANCHED VEGGIES.

A LITTLE MORE STONES, A LITTLE LESS KRAFTWERK.

A LITTLE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN CAN REALLY WORK WONDERS FOR A GIRL.

A LITTLE NERVOUS,

A LITTLE RESEARCH BEFORE A TRIP NEVER HURTS.

A LITTLE VENGEANCE?

A LITTLE WEIRD, HUH?

A LOT OF HIP CLIENTELE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE EAT THE PEACH.

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID I'M NOT ORDINARY.

A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TIPPING AT THE END OF A TRIP.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DROP OUT SAY THAT IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS.

A LOT! BUT YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!

A LOT.

A LOVELY GROUP OF PEOPLE, EXCEPT FOR EMILY!

A man on a mission. THAT'S ME.

A MAN WHO'S DONE NOTHING BUT TRY TO HELP YOU.

A MARRIAGE CONTRACT IS A CONTRACT JUST LIKE ANY OTHER.

A MARRIAGE VIBE.

A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.

A MATCH, A LITTLE GASOLINE.

A MESSENGER IS COMING IN AN HOUR

A MYSTERY WOMAN.

A NEW FACET OF HIS JASONNESS COMES OUT.

A NICE, MANLY WREATH IN YOUR HAIR WOULDN'T WORK?

A NUTCRACKER'S A VERY USEFUL THING TO HAVE AROUND.

A PART OF THE PARTY WILL JUST LEAVE THEIR DOOR OPEN

A PERFECT EVENING.

A PERFECT SECLUDED SPOT FOR MURDERS TO REVEL IN IMPROPRIETY.

A PERSON STANDING AT THE JOUSTING MATCH,

A PHONE NUMBER! HOW PROMISING.

A PHOTO AS IF WE WON AND A PHOTO AS IF WE LOST.

A PIECE OF ANATOMY I DO NOT POSSESS.

A PLACE ONE WOULD NORMALLY CHOOSE TO BE ALONE,

A PLASTIC SHEET?

A POP UP THING LIKE A TURKEY, BUT HE CHOSE NOT TO.

A PRIZE WORK AT VERSAILLES AND A PRIZE ROLE,

A PROMOTION AT WORK, A SUCCESSFUL REFINANCING

A PSYCHIATRIST? A PROFESSOR.

A REAL MONEY MONEY WHAT, KIRK?

A REAL NINNY.

A REALLY GREAT CD PLAYER, CDs DOWN BELOW,

A REALLY WEIRD KID.

A RIOT OF COLOR. GEEKY BUT COOL.

A ROMANTIC WEEKEND AT THE INN WITH ME.

A RUG FOR YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT COZY!

A RUSSIAN THEME.

A SELECTION OF SIX IS ALL PEOPLE NEED.

A SEMESTER OR TWO?

A SENSIBLE MAN, A SKEPTICAL MAN.

A SHIFT DIAGRAM FOR THE TRUCK

A SHOW WHICH PRESENTS ONSTAGE RE CREATIONS

A SIMPLE BONE CHINA WITH A GOLD OR DEEP BLUE STRIPE WILL WORK.

A SIMPLE PHONE CALL TO TELL ME SOOKIE IS PREGNANT.

A SKYDIVER IS GOING TO DROP FROM THE SKY AND LAND RIGHT HERE

A SKYDIVER WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY TO COME PLAY WITH YOU

A SMARTER MAN, A DIFFERENT MAN

A SOLID 8 HOURS EVERY NIGHT.

A SOLUTION TO HIM.

A SOLUTION WOULD HAVE BEEN BIRTH CONTROL.

A SOUGHT AFTER LECTURER.

A SPIDER MONKEY,

A STOOL, AND A CLASSROOM FULL OF SIXTH GRADERS,

A TAD MORE EMOTIONAL THAN I WOULD LIKE

A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.

A TOLERANCE FOR RAMPANT CONSUMERISM.

A TOWN HOUSE?

A TOWN HOUSE.

A TRAMPOLINE. THAT'S NEW.

A TRANSPARENT LUCITE PORCH OVER THIS PORCH,

A VASE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FAKE FLOWERS I'VE EVER SEEN.

A VCR TO GO WITH THAT TELEVISION SET.

A VIDEO GAME WOULD BE NICE ALSO.

A VISIT TO DAN.

A WHAT?

A what? I'M BABBLING.

A WHOLE MYRIAD OF THINGS.

A WINDOW FIXING GUY.

A YAWN?

A YOUNG MAN WOULD SHOW UP AT MY SIDE WITH A TRAY OF FOOD.

A.K.A. YOUR EX BOYFRIEND'S FATHER.

AAAH!

AAAH!

AAAH! AAAH!

AAH, IT MESSED UP MY SHOES.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! BUT I WAS SITTING ON YOU.

AAH! HORRIBLE WOMAN!

AAH! THERE'S SOMETHING CRAWLING UP MY LEG!

AAH! WHAT IS THIS?!

AAH! YOU'RE FAST FORWARDING.

ABLE TO BE PROACTIVE

ABLE TO LEAP TALL PANCAKES IN A SINGLE BOUND.

ABOUT 25.

ABOUT A BUNCH OF CIGARS.

ABOUT A GIANT ICE CREAM CONE A FEW MONTHS BACK.

ABOUT A SMALL BAND OF FOLLOWERS OR A RAIN SOAKED HIGHWAY.

ABOUT A WEEK.

ABOUT ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY AND MAKING AMENDS.

ABOUT CHEECH GROWING THAI STICK IN THE REC ROOM.

ABOUT DEAN'S WEDDING?

ABOUT GOING TO SCHOOL, ABOUT WAL MART.

ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE GOING GOOD.

ABOUT LACROSSE.

ABOUT ME AND JASON.

ABOUT MISSING YOUR TOUR, FINDING YOUR PHONE JACK, NAVIGATING THE OLD CAMPUS.

ABOUT MY RECENTLY DEPARTED FRIEND WOULD AMUSE YOU?

ABOUT NOT EATING AT YOUR DINER ANYMORE.

ABOUT RESTAURANTS LIKE THIS

ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. WE HAD LUNCH.

ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT, DOESN'T IT HOME?

ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LIGHTS

ABOUT THE CHANGES IN THOSE CONTRACTS I SENT OVER.

ABOUT THE DRAGONFLY.

ABOUT THE SAME SQUARE FOOTAGE AS THAT BOX THEY THREW McCAIN IN.

ABOUT THE THINGS YOU NEED.

ABOUT THIS.

ABOUT WANTING YOU TO COME WITH US TO THE DRAGONFLY,

ABOUT WANTING YOU TO COME WITH US TO THE DRAGONFLY,

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO ME, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR MOTHER.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT HIM.

ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT JASON.

ABOUT WHAT? I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ONE.

ABOUT WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

ABOUT WHERE I GO THIS WEEKEND THAT'S ALL.

ABOUT WHICH BEATLE IS ALIVE AND WHICH IS DEAD.

ABSOLUTELY MUCH BETTER. YOU NEED ANY HELP?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.

ABSOLUTELY, WE WILL MAKE SURE IT SAYS "SAINT"

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY. A LITTLE ABRASIVE.

ABSOLUTELY. CALL ME SOMETIME NEXT WEEK.

ABSOLUTELY. EXCUSE US.

ABSOLUTELY. SAME HERE, DAD.

ABSOLUTELY. STAVES OFF THE CANCER.

ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS OUR WEEK.

ACADEMICALLY APPROVED TORTURE?!

ACCORDING TO LUKE, NOTHING.

ACCORDING TO THE ITINERARY THAT RORY GAVE ME,

ACRO BRATS, I CALL THEM.

ACTUALLY WE CAME FOR TULANE'S SPRING BREAK AND JUST STAYED.

ACTUALLY, AT THIS MOMENT, IT IS A LITTLE.

ACTUALLY, HE MANAGES A DEPARTMENT.

ACTUALLY, HE MANAGES AN APARTMENT,

ACTUALLY, HE'S MARRIED.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO RUN OUT AND GET A NEW BATHING SUIT

ACTUALLY, I JUST THINK I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.

ACTUALLY, I JUST TOUCHED HIS CAR.

ACTUALLY, I WAS HEADING BACK TO THE CLUBHOUSE,

ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST ME.

ACTUALLY, ROOM 9 HAS A BETTER VIEW,

ACTUALLY, SHE LOVED ANYPLACE EXOTIC.

ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

ACTUALLY, THERE'S A LITTLE MORE.

ACTUALLY, THERE'S A LITTLE MORE.

ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THE GUNDERSONS.

ADD A FEATHER BOA,

ADD A FEATHER BOA,

ADD AN ASSORTMENT OF JEWELRY

ADDED FABRIC SOFTENER FOR CIGARETTES.

ADDS A LEVEL OF COMMITMENT THAT THE OTHER ACTS JUST LACK.

ADORABLE, YES?

AFFAIR, RELATIONSHIP, FLING, TêTE à TêTE

AFFECT YOUR BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY?

After 1 1/2 hours of rigorous training,

AFTER ALL, I HELPED YOU OUT WHEN YOU HAD FINANCIAL PROBLEMS.

AFTER ALL, I'M...OLD.

AFTER ALL, IT SEEMS VERY NATURAL, DOESN'T IT?

AFTER ALL, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A PARTY.

AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A NEW COMPANY."

AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE ALL THIS FANCY FURNITURE

AFTER BEING AWAY FOR A WHILE?

AFTER I DIE OF STARVATION, JUST LEAVE IT HERE TO DECOMPOSE

AFTER I HAD RORY TO LOSE THE PREGNANCY WEIGHT.

AFTER I MADE YOU COME BACK ALL THIS WAY

AFTER TAXES, DISABILITY, AND FICA.

AFTER THAT PAPER YOU TURNED IN?

AFTER THE FIRST MOUTHFUL.

AFTER WE LIGHT THE BONFIRE, THE DANCERS SHOULD COME THROUGH.

AFTER YOU HECKLED HIM DURING SOME CAMPFIRE TALENT SHOW?

AFTER YOU MADE US DO THAT RIDICULOUS TASTING AT THE HOUSE?!

AFTER YOU.

AFTER YOU.

AGAIN, I DON'T THINK IT'S NECESSARY.

AGAIN, THE CAR IS MINE. LIZ WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.

AGAIN, YOU WERE THERE.

AGNEW WAS NIXON'S VICE PRESIDENT.

AH HA HA! YOU'RE BACK!

AH, FIBROMYALGIA A VERY DULL DISEASE.

AH, GOT 'EM.

AH, HE FOUND IT.

AH, I LOVE THESE SEATS. THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT.

AH, I, UH...

AH, JEEZ. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DUKE!

AH, MAN BEARING BAGS OF FOOD. COME IN.

AH, MARVELOUS. NO, DON'T SIT THERE.

AH, MY GIRLS ARE ARRIVING TOGETHER.

AH, NO WORRIES. HI.

AH, ORANGE JULIUS.

AH, PRAISE BE TO HIM AND ALL THE LITTLE LAMBS

AH, STAN.

AH, THAT'S OKAY.

AH, THERE YOU ARE. HELLO.

AH, THERE, IT'S RECORDING.

AH, THINGS.

AH, WE HAVE ACHIEVED CULINARY PERFECTION.

AH, WELL...

AH, YES, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

AH, YES, THE INDEPENDENCE CATERING COMPANY.

AH, YES. GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, JASON.

AH, YOU FOUND IT FIRST.

AH, YOU WENT RIGHT TO THE SOURCE.

AH, YOU'RE HERE.

AH, YOU'RE KIDDING.

AH!

AH.

AH.

AH. HIM AGAIN.

AHA, THE HASSLE. NOW WE'RE GETTING DOWN TO IT.

AHA. DIVOTS I DO PRODUCE A LOT OF DIVOTS. GOOD ONE.

AHH, I GUESS YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME.

AHH, MY BABY'S DISCOVERED HER FIRST HANGOVER FOOD.

AHH, TWO MORE BOISTEROUS BOZOS JUST RUBBING MY FACE IN IT.

AHH! AHA! BATHING SUIT.

AHH...

AHHHH! AHH!

AHHHHHH! AHH!

AHHHHHHH!

Airbags.

Alcohol, on your breath.

ALEXANDER BARNES WAS OFF LIMITS.

ALL BALLET PEOPLE DO IS BALLET.

ALL DAY, I HAVE THIS CRAZY PERSON SITTING IN MY DINER

ALL DEPENDS ON WHICH DEFINITION OF "MAD" YOU'RE GOING WITH.

ALL EXPEDITED, NICE AND NEAT.

ALL FLITTY EYELASHES AND "LOOK HOW HOT I AM" IS HILARIOUS.

ALL GIRLS THINK THEIR TREE IS PERFECT.

ALL HAD TO SLEEP IN A HOLLOWED OUT TREE TRUNK

ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT JESS SAID HE CAME FOR HIS CAR,

ALL HE LIKES IS FISHING AND WATCHING BASEBALL,

ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS GETTING WARM.

ALL I COULD THINK THE MINUTE YOU LEFT WAS "I WANT MY MOMMY."

ALL I KNOW IS I CAN'T SHOW MY FACE

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU TALKED TO HIM,

ALL I NEED IS YOUR GUEST LIST.

ALL I'M SAYING IS WE HAVE LIMITED TIME TOGETHER,

ALL INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN THE MINIBAR.

ALL IT'S GONNA DO IS MAKE ME NERVOUS, AND IT HAS.

ALL MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES WITH BABIES

ALL NICE AND QUIET NO HASSLE.

ALL OF THIS DEPENDS ON THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL SEPARATION

ALL OF US OR...

ALL OF YALE WILL BE THERE.

ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S COMING UP ON ELEVENSES

ALL RIGHT, BOUNCY SAN PEDRO,

ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. WE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

ALL RIGHT, CHRISSY, LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER GO!

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, DAVEY, HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, TIME TO MOVE ON.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

ALL RIGHT, GERTA.

ALL RIGHT, GIVE OUR BOYS THE STRENGTH

ALL RIGHT, HELMUT, WE'RE ALL SET HERE.

ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO GO.

ALL RIGHT, I THINK THIS SHOULD BE EVERYONE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 6:00 SHARP,

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THESE IF IT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT.

ALL RIGHT, I'M ABOUT TO START GETTING ANGRY.

ALL RIGHT, I'M FINE. I'M FINE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA BRING THIS STUFF TO DAD.

ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH, CHECKED REFERENCES,

ALL RIGHT, JUST WATCH OUT. OLD GUYS DON'T LIKE 'EM BOSSY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DISCUSS THE LAUNCH PARTY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP!

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT, THE DARTMORES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE BETTY'S VIEWING.

ALL RIGHT, THEN, AFTER DESSERT,

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN. GO AHEAD.

ALL RIGHT, THIS SHOULD DO IT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, COME GET ME THE MINUTE SHE GETS BACK.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GET SETTLED.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, MR. STILES.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL THE REPAIRMAN A.S.A.P.

ALL RIGHT. SKIP AHEAD A WEEK.

ALL RIGHT. THERE'S NO ICE.

ALL RIGHT. THIS SHOULD WORK. THANK YOU.

ALL SEASON SEVEN. THAT'S IT.

ALL SHE HAD WAS A BURNING DESIRE TO MAKE GREAT JAM.

ALL SORTS OF IMPRESSIVE LOOKING COPPER PIPES,

ALL THAT CRAP YOU SAID TO LUKE,

ALL THAT PLANNING, ALL THAT TIME, ALL THAT BROCCOLI.

ALL THAT UGLINESS IS IN THE PAST NOW, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

ALL THE BRIGHT HOPES AND ALL THE TRADITION

ALL THE GREAT ONES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE.

ALL THE MEN IN MY LIFE ARE DRAWN HERE TO ME.

ALL THE OTHER COFFEE IN TOWN SUCKS.

ALL THE SIGNS OF A SEASONED AND EXPERIENCED HAND.

ALL THE WAY THROUGH HARVARD, YOU WORKED THERE.

ALL THERE ON PURPOSE.

ALL THIS AND NO HOUSEWARMING GIFT.

ALL THIS SAD TALK IS PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY STRESSING.

ALL THOSE BREAKABLES.

ALL THOSE E MAILS?

ALL THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED WITH THE BUSINESS

ALL THOSE IN THE WRONG CLASS, PLEASE LEAVE.

ALL THOSE YEARS OF WATCHING "HART TO HART" ARE ABOUT TO PAY OFF.

ALL THREE OF US?

ALL TRUE.

All we need is that filthy Eminem fellow

ALL WE NEEDED WAS A SWIMMING POOL AND SOME BALL GOWNS

ALL WEEKEND, PROBABLY. ESPECIALLY SATURDAY NIGHT.

ALL WHAT IS?

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK...

ALL YOU NEED IS SIX DANCING PENGUINS

All: FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!

ALLOW ME.

ALMOST DONE. I PROMISE I'LL GET IT TO THE PAPER THIS AFTERNOON.

ALMOST FRENCH STARS HOLLOW GIRLS.

ALMOST THERE, ALMOST THERE.

ALMOST THERE.

Almost? Ha.

ALMOST. JEEZ, I'M NERVOUS.

ALONE TIME SUDDENLY INCLUDED PARIS.

ALONG WITH MICHEL, WE PLAN TO MAKE THIS COMMUNITY

ALREADY IN HER 70s, MIND YOU

ALREADY SMARTER THAN THE LAST GUY.

ALREADY? YOU JUST STARTED YOURS.

ALSO KNOWN AS "YOUR PLACE."

ALTHOUGH ANG, THE DELIVERY GUY, WAS A SOLID 9.

ALTHOUGH DOING ONE OFF DAD'S BELLY IS OKAY.

ALTHOUGH IF HE CHECKS IT WHILE HE'S WEARING IT,

ALTHOUGH THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR.

ALWAYS HAVE YOUR KEYS.

ALWAYS THINKS I'M CRAZY.

ALWAYS.

ALWAYS.

AM I BEING ENOUGH SUPPORTIVE?

AM I CHANGING? I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE.

AM I LATE? FOR?

AM I STILL ALLOWED TO TALK TO MY HUSBAND?

AM I SUCH A JOKE TO YOU

AM I? HOW DELIGHTFUL.

AMATEURS BABES IN DIAPERS

AMERICA.

AMERICAN CHEESE?

AMERICANS ARE EXTREMELY FAT. I THINK THEY PREFER REUBENESQUE.

AMONGST OTHER THINGS.

AMONGST THREE DIFFERENT WOMEN THAT HE LIKED.

AMONGST YOUR FRIENDS?

AN "A" ANYWHERE ELSE IN SANE AMERICA.

AN AGE DIFFERENCE LIKE THIS IS VERY COMMON.

AN ANVIL COULD HIT YOU ON THE HEAD TOMORROW,

AN APARTMENT, A TRAILER, A BATCAVE.

An early morning tryst with the county dominatrix?

AN ENTIRE MOVIE WAS HAPPENING.

AN EX HIM, TO BE EXACT.

AN ICE CREAM TRUCK?

AN ICE CREAM TRUCK.

AN INTERVIEW? SO OFFICIAL.

AN INVESTOR GOES TO MEETINGS. WE'RE HAVING A MEETING.

AN SUDDENLY I HEAR THIS TERRIBLE RACKET.

AN UNFLINCHINGLY HONEST REVIEWER WHO SHOWS NO MERCY,

AND JUST YOU ABRUPTLY FIRING US IS COMPLETELY WRONG.

AND "1" IS... THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

AND "B,"

AND "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" IS FROM "LED ZEPPELIN IV"!

AND [SIGHS] SO HERE WE ARE.

AND 9 MONTHS AND 26 HOURS LATER, SHE CAME OUT!

AND 47 CENTS COMES TO $5.

AND A 4,000 YEAR OLD MINISTER

AND A BIG TV TO LORD OVER PEOPLE.

AND A BROKEN WINDOW AND BOYS

AND A BUNCH OF OUR CHANNELS ARE GONE.

AND A CANDLE HAS A FLAME,

AND A CURRENT PHOTO.

AND A DVD LIBRARY ABOVE.

AND A FAN. I'VE BEEN REMISS.

AND A FLUTE AND BE PROG ROCK IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

AND A GOOD NIGHTTIME CREAM.

AND A GREAT SISTER IN LAW TO SOME VERY LUCKY GIRL.

AND A HAPPY HAPPY TO YOU, TOO.

AND A KID COULD STICK HIS FINGER IN THERE AND GET HURT.

AND A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO KILLED THEIR PARENTS AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.

AND A MOUSTACHE COMB THE MOST EXPENSIVE ONE YOU'VE GOT.

AND A PICKLE MAKE IT TWO.

AND A POUND OF RAW HAMBURGER.

AND A QUICK SOFIA DYING.

AND A REALLY DIRTY TANK TOP.

AND A ROB ROY AND A SIDECAR.

AND A TINY FRIDGE AND GUITARS AND BOYS.

AND A VASE OF FLOWERS!

AND A WHOLE PREPARED FOOD SECTION.

AND AFTER YOU'RE DONE NOT DRINKING,

AND AIR FRESHENER? THAT, TOO.

AND ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW TO GET BACK AT HIS FATHER.

AND ALL I ASKED FOR WAS JUST ONE HOUR TO GET MY HAIR DONE,

AND ALL I COULD MAKE OUT WAS "FIRE" AND "ABANDON ME"

AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO IN THERE

AND ALL THAT THE JUG REPRESENTS

AND ALL THE CHIPS YOU CAN FIND.

AND ALL THIS TIME,

AND ALMOST KEPT ME AWAKE.

AND ALREADY I WANT TO KILL YOU. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

AND ALSO, I'M GONNA WORK ON MY GOLF GAME

AND ALSO, I'M TELLING THE PLUMBER

AND AN AMUSING CARICATURE OF US.

AND ANDREW SHOWED ME THE T SHIRT FROM THE PICASSO MUSEUM.

AND ANNA AND CASSIE? POINT, DOYLE.

AND APPARENTLY SHE WANTS TO MEET JASON.

AND APPARENTLY WE'RE JUST COFFEE FRIENDS.

AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT A LITTLE LATER,

AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE

AND AS LONG AS YOU STAY FAR, FAR AWAY FROM LITTLE DAVEY,

AND AS SOON AS THEY FOUND OUT I LIKED HER,

AND ASKED HER OUT.

AND AT ABOUT 8:00, HE'LL GET SICK AND HAVE TO LEAVE.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, STRINGING ALONG POOR JAMIE

AND AVA GARDNER ON FIFTH AVENUE.

AND BAM! THEY'RE HOOKED.

AND BASICALLY SAID, "OH, WELL, WHATEVER, NEVER MIND."

AND BASICALLY, I JUST FLED.

AND BATTING CAGES AND LASER TAG.

AND BE ABLE TO PULL OFF AN EXTREMELY CONVINCING "ADRIAN!"

AND BE THE DANCE ROOM.

AND BEFORE THERE WERE TRAINS? "HERE COMES THE SPOON."

AND BOTH OF THEM WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

AND BOTH WANT TO BE THE GREAT NATION GOD PROMISED ABRAHAM.

AND BOURBON WITH A SPLASH OF BRANCH WATER, RIGHT, CAROL?

AND BRAG THAT SHE HAD SCORED SOME SUCKER BEER.

AND BREATHE.

AND BRING A WHOLE SLEW OF HIGH PAYING CLIENTS WITH YOU.

AND BUCKLE UP, COWBOY, BECAUSE I THINK SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY TOUCH YOU AGAIN.

AND BURN A FULL SIZE MARS BAR ON THEIR FRONT LAWN.

AND BUSTED ME ON THE BAD REVIEW I GAVE HER.

AND BY THE TIME I GOT BACK, THEY WERE ALL GAY.

AND BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE CAR,

AND CANDY STORE.

AND CAROM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CATCHER'S ARMS.

AND CATALOGING HER THINGS.

AND CHARGE THEM TO OUR ACCOUNT. YES, MA'AM.

AND CHARMING STORES AND BEAUTIFUL CHURCH BELLS.

AND CHECK OUT WHAT THE REST OF THE CLASS OF '84 IS UP TO.

AND CIRQUE du SOLEIL COULD START SELLING TICKETS.

AND COLGATE IF IT WAS A GIRL.

AND COLGATE IF IT WAS A GIRL.

AND COME BACK HERE AND YELL AT ME HERSELF.

AND COME BACK WITHOUT BRINGING SOMETHING FOR LUKE.

AND CONSTANT SHOULDER TENSION CREATES A HUNCHBACK.

AND CONTINUE DOING WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

AND CRYING ON THE PHONE TO ME TO BAIL YOU OUT,

And Davey wants to say hello, too.

AND DAVY CAN'T WORK HIS WAY OUT OF MY SANDPAPER INNARDS.

AND DECIDED TO TAPE HIS OWN BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER.

AND DECIDING TOGETHER WHETHER THERE'S ENOUGH IN THE DISHWASHER

AND DEFINITELY NOT A CUTE ONE.

AND DELIGHT IN THEM.

AND DEXTER HOLLAND OF THE OFFSPRING

AND DID NOTHING BUT EAT SODA CRACKERS AND FUNKY CHEESE,

AND DID THAT TRIANGLE THING WITH HER THIGH AND

AND DID YOU SEE THE FIREPLACE?

AND DID YOU?

AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO?

AND DISCOVERING IT'S CLOSED.

AND DO A DIRTY SHADOW PUPPET SHOW?

AND DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP BLABBING.

AND DO SHAKESPEARE DRESSED LIKE PUNK ROCKERS.

AND DO WHAT?

AND DOES NOT ASK ABOUT THE BUSINESS,

AND DON'T BOTHER BAGGING IT. THAT'LL JUST SLOW US DOWN.

AND DON'T DRINK.

AND DON'T SAY DIRTY. IT'S TOO EASY.

AND DON'T TELL ME YOU ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT.

AND DON'T WEAR THOSE PANTY HOSE WITH THE SEAMS UP THE BACK.

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYTHING.

AND DRINK IN THE WHOLE PICTURE.

AND DROP THIS SELF DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR YOU ARE SO FOND OF,

AND DROVE HER BACK TO HER FAMILY.

AND EAT MY FREE ICE CREAM AND TAKE MY FREE BALLOON

AND EAT SOME CORN NUTS AND PICK OUR TEETH."

AND EIGHT HOURS AGO, WHAT HAPPENED?

AND EMILY LIT A CIGARETTE

AND EVENTUALLY OWNED THAT STORE

AND EVERY MINUTE WE HAVE PEOPLE DESERTING THE CAUSE.

AND EVERY PIECE OF FASHION BETRAYS IT.

AND EVERY TIME I CAME BACK,

AND EVERY TIME THEY RING, WE'LL THINK OF HIM.

AND EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,

AND EVERYONE CAN BUY SOMETHING EXCEPT FOR YOU.

AND EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT THERE WITH

AND EVERYONE HERE WILL SEE AND KNOW THAT.

AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE!

AND EVERYTHING'S MOVING, AND YOU FEEL WEIRD ALL THE TIME.

AND EXPERIENCE OUR WORLD'S SWEEPING EXPANSE.

AND FEEL LIKE A BIG STEAMING MOUND OF CRAP

AND FELLOW ROTARY CLUB MEMBER, REVEREND SKINNER.

AND FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN.

AND FIND HIM SITTING ON THE JOHN SHOOTING UP STEROIDS.

AND FIND THOSE WAIFISH LOOKS OF YOURS AREN'T QUITE AS CHARMING.

AND FINDS TRUMAN UNDER THE BED.

AND FIVE BOXES OF THOSE PIGS IN A BLANKET

AND FOCUS SOLELY ON THE REINDEER.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU TWO,

AND FOR ME, IT WAS ALWAYS EMILIO

AND FOR SHOPPING.

AND FOR WHAT SO YOU COULD FIRE US?

AND FOUND THAT WILLIAM SHATNER IS LIKEWISE AFFLICTED.

AND FOUR KIDS ARE CRYING, SO WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

AND FUNNY HATS.

AND GAME THEORY, YES? YES.

AND GAVE HER BAGS OF CANDY, A DILL PICKLE,

AND GET CONFUSED ALL OVER AGAIN. BITTER LITTLE WOMAN.

AND GET OUR LIABILITY INSURANCE INSTATED

AND GET THE LAY OF THE LAND A LITTLE BIT,

AND GET THERE AN HOUR EARLY, ARE YOU?

AND GET YOURSELF A FREE GLITTER HAND STAMP?

AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO MAKE IT RIGHT, HE WOULD.

AND GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER, AND MY SECOND LEAST FAVORITE SCARF!

AND GO BE STILL.

AND GO OFF AND DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT,

AND GO OUT AND TAKE A MINT.

AND GO TO BED AROUND 10:30.

AND GOOD PRICE,

AND GRACEFULLY. BYE.

AND GRANDPA WILL BE UPSET.

AND GREAT AT WHAT HE DOES, KNOWS THE COMMUNITY.

AND HAD A VANILLA SCENTED JACUZZI BATH.

AND HAD I ACCEPTED HIS CHARMING INVITATION,

AND HANDED HER SOME HOT TEA.

AND HAS PERFORMED IN MIAMI?

AND HAVE BEEN FOR ABOUT 30 FREAKING MINUTES.

AND HAVE BEEN QUIET EVER SINCE,

AND HAVE HER ASHES DIVIDED IN TWO

AND HAVE HER PLAN THE FUNERAL?

AND HAVE INFLUENCED ARTISTS AND PERFORMERS...

AND HAVE MAMIE GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF BIG BAGS OF JIMMIES

AND HAVE THE PERFECT STARS HOLLOW DAY.

AND HAVE THE TALK A REAL TALK.

AND HAVE THEM HIGH FIVE MY HEAD FROM OPPOSITE SIDES

AND HAVING SECRET LUNCHES WITH WOMEN AND LYING ABOUT IT!

AND HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL YOU,

AND HE COULD LIVE ANOTHER 40 YEARS.

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM THAT EXCITED ABOUT IT.

AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

AND HE FELT VERY STRONGLY

AND HE FIXES IT.

AND HE HAD HIS BACKPACK, AND IT WAS OPEN,

AND HE HAD HIS EYES OPEN AND WAS JUST STARING AT THE CEILING.

AND HE HADN'T TOLD YOU?

AND HE HAS HATED EVERY GIRL I HAVE EVER DATED.

AND HE HAS WORN THAT FOREIGNER T SHIRT EVERY SINGLE DAY,

AND HE IS LOOKING AT US. LUKE?

AND HE IS NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.

AND HE IS TAKING ALL OUR CLIENTS WITH HIM.

AND HE KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT THE ZUCCHINI IS, SO...

AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO BE UPSET.

AND HE MADE ME PROMISE TO GET THE TRUCK BACK BY TWO HOURS AGO,

AND HE NEVER SHOWED.

AND HE PULLED ONE OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET.

AND HE ROLLED UNDER THE BED, AND HE GOT STUCK.

AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.

AND HE SAID THAT THURSDAY'S IMPOSSIBLE TO START WORK.

AND HE SAW US WITH BOB, TOO.

AND HE SUDDENLY LIKES ME AGAIN.

AND HE SWEARS HE SHIPPED EVERYTHING THEY HAD.

AND HE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO GO.

AND HE WANTED TO SCREW OVER HIS FATHER.

AND HE WANTS TURTLENECK SOUP

AND HE WAS A PROTéGé OF STANFORD WHITE.

AND HE WAS ALL NERVOUS,

AND HE WAS CRYING.

AND HE WAS HAVING THESE PAINS.

AND HE WAS HORRIBLE. HE SAID AWFUL THINGS TO ME.

AND HE WAS JUST LYING ON THAT BED ALL ALONE,

AND HE WAS WEARING A ROBE.

AND HE WOULD NOT GIVE IT UP.

AND HE'S A HERMIT, SO WE KNOW HE'S GOT MONEY,

AND HE'S BEING COMPLETELY STUBBORN.

AND HE'S DECENT TO LOOK AT.

AND HE'S GONNA CALL ME "DIGGER."

AND HE'S GONNA CONTINUE WORKING HERE

AND HE'S GOT A REEL, AND HE'S A GOT A TV,

AND HE'S LETTING ME KNOW IT.

AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M LOSING MY GRIP,"

AND HE'S MAKING IT PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WORK HERE.

AND HE'S MILES AWAY AT PRINCETON, BUT THEY'RE GOOD.

AND HE'S NOT LEAVING WITHOUT IT.

AND HE'S NOT SLOWING DOWN. HE'S GOT A WHOLE NEW LIFE.

AND HE'S PREPPY, AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE PREPPY.

AND HE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.

AND HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT.

AND HE'S SEXY AS HELL.

AND HE'S TALKING TO HER, YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE NICE,

AND HE'S THE ONE WHO'S AT A HOTEL?

AND HE'S WORKING ON HIS PhD IN EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY

AND HEAR A CONTRACTOR LAUGH AT ME

AND HELL, FORGET SEE HER, JUST EVEN TALK TO HER.

AND HELP US SEND THE HARVARD BOYS HOME

AND HER BIG MOUTH IS PERFECT FOR SHOVING MAIL IN.

AND HER CLAIMING SHE HAD NO CONTACT.

AND HER DAUGHTER, RORY.

AND HER FACE I MADE THAT FACE.

AND HER FRIEND, PARIS GELLER.

AND HER HORSES?

AND HER LIFE IS QUITE FASCINATING.

AND HER LITTLE FINGERS REACHED OUT,

AND HER PARENTS ARE FANTASTIC. THEY HELP OUT SO MUCH.

AND HERE WE ARE, GRABBING LIFE BY THE PING PONGS, AS T.J. SAYS.

AND HERE YOU ARE WITH ALL THE CAFETERIA LADIES.

AND HERE'S WHAT WE GOT.

AND HEY, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER LITTLE BROTHER ADAM?

AND HIDING IT.

AND HIKE OUR SHORTS UP."

AND HIS BEING IN CALIFORNIA LIKE THIS, IT'S BEEN HARD,

AND HOPEFULLY, YOU'RE OVER THE TIME THAT I TOOK YOU

AND HOSING US DOWN WITH HER BLOWHOLE

AND HOW CAN THERE BE NO REFRIGERATOR?

AND HOW DID I END UP AT YALE?

AND HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT YOU'RE HERE VISITING HIM.

AND HOW IS SHE DOING AT YALE?

AND HOW MUCH WOULD ONE HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR CULINARY SERVICES?

AND HOW TO HOLD YOUR OWN HAIR WHILE THROWING UP.

AND HUNGRY. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST.

AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I TOLD YOU YOU CAN DO THIS.

AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU

AND I AM PROUD.

AND I AM PULLING OUT THOSE TAPES.

AND I AM SORRY.

AND I AM SURPRISED AT YOU.

AND I APPRECIATE IT...

AND I APPREHENDED A PROWLER IN THE GARAGE.

AND I ASKED HIM HOW HIS TRIP WENT.

AND I ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE A PROJECTED TIMETABLE

AND I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE, UH

AND I CAME UP WITH NOTHING.

AND I CAN BAIL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

And I can do what about that?

AND I CAN'T DO IT ALL BY MYSELF,

AND I CAN'T DO IT TO BABIES, SO I NEED AN OUTLET.

AND I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID

AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANYBODY WHO HAS ANY IDEA WHAT IT IS.

AND I CAN'T SLEEP IN THE SAME BED WITH ANOTHER PERSON.

AND I CERTAINLY DON'T EXPECT "

AND I COULD BOOK YOU ON THE BURLESQUE CIRCUIT.

AND I COULD BOOK YOU ON THE BURLESQUE CIRCUIT.

AND I COULD EVEN BUY MY OWN TICKET IF THAT'S A PROBLEM.

AND I COULD ONLY MANAGE TWO DAYS,

AND I COULDN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HER.

AND I DID IT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME.

AND I DIDN'T BREAK THAT CLAUSE.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE ALCOHOL THING.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

AND I DIDN'T LEAVE THE LAST DOLLAR IN PENNIES

AND I DIDN'T PUT IT UNDER THE WATER GLASS,

AND I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

AND I DIDN'T WANT THE FOOD TO GET COLD.

AND I DO MEAN THE REST OF OUR LIVES,

AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU NOW, MANY YEARS LATER,

AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SEE MY KID,

AND I DON'T HAVE A FULL LOAD OF WHITES,

AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEE MY KID,

AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO ASK.

AND I DON'T NEED THAT RESPONSIBILITY RIGHT NOW.

AND I DON'T REALLY GO BY DIGGER ANYMORE.

AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING

AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO FEEL LIKE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM.

AND I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT AGAIN.

AND I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ANYONE ELSE.

AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE,

AND I ENDED UP GOING OUT TO DINNER ALONE WITH MY PARENTS,

AND I ENJOYED "THE SNOWS OF KILIMANJARO" SO MUCH

AND I FEEL AS IF I HAVE VETO POWER, WE'RE GOOD.

AND I FEEL KIND OF WEIRD SHARING THINGS WITH HER.