Friends - Season 8 Edit

A baby changes everything. They cry all the time.

A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people?

A dreamless sleep.

A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe.

A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong.

A little game from our table.

A loner. Alone.

A long time.

A lot better than I'm coming off right now.

A mirror that when you look into it, you see yourself as an old woman.

A month ago this guy spent the night. I didn't see who it was, but...

A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem?

A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.

A Play Doh Barbershop?

A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out.

A reunion? Ooh!

A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?

A side of steamed vegetables.

A tall guy with hair similar to mine? Oh, unknowable universe!

A thing through which you can tinkle

A tiny salt shaker!

A vending machine?

A widower.

Aah! God! Thank God you're home.

Aaron Lipman Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride.

About 20. A couple people from work who had something else to do.

About a week ago, I was wearing those jeans.

About that, Joey, you have to change before the party.

About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter.

About where the relationship is going.

Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but it goes away.

Actually, did either of you pay for this class?

Actually, I didn't know the magazine was paying.

Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room.

Actually, I'm just a nurse.

Actually, it's just a bag.

Actually, never mind. I just answered my own question.

Actually, that's my roommate's.

Actually, they're things that you can do. Home remedies.

Actually, we've narrowed it down to two names.

After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?

After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver.

After you, of course.

Agassi..

Age?

Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up, going to a fancy restaurant.

Agh.

Ah, forget it! I can't!

Ah, forget it. It's from Pier 1.

Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there. Okay, you.

Ah, it must have been obvious, since it was the only thing left in your store.

Ah, Monica, my star student.

Ah! Ah, heh.

Ahem, a whore.

All alone. Forever.

All have to do is make sure not to get people's faces.

All he's thinking about is how you're taking this.

All I got is melon stuff that Rachel left.

All I really want is one great night! Just sex.

All I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

All my energy is going into not asking that question.

All right, all right. Maybe you should just ask her to leave.

All right, Chandler, you're up.

All right, don't freak out, okay? I will help you.

All right, go left! Go right! Go right!

All right, here he comes. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be strong.

All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time.

All right, I promise, I'll fix this. I swear I'll talk to her.

All right, I'll have a sandwich.

All right, I'll take it again when I get home.

All right, Joey, that is enough!

All right, let's be practical

All right, let's go.

All right, let's start with some basics.

All right, listen. If you see Joey, will you just tell him that..?

All right, ready, set, go!

All right, rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.

All right, Ross, you're in the lead.

All right, so tell me one of your moves.

All right, stop it.

All right, that makes sense.

All right, then I'll see you later.

All right, then.

All right, then. We'll have a definite answer for you on Monday.

All right, what are we having?

All right, what else?

All right, where's that turkey?

All right, whose turn is it to help me get up?

All right, you two. I'm gonna get going.

All right!

All right! Ross came as doodie.

All right! Stop it!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Ahem.

All right. But if he lights someone else on fire, he's gone.

All right. Chandler, you can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card.

All right. Come on, Ms. Pac Man...

All right. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day.

All right. Now don't judge me.

All right. Okay, I'm sorry.

All right. Uh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller.

All right. Whenever you're ready.

All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.

All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. Crazy.

All the guys I meet seem nice at first, then turn out to be big jerks.

All the lies, the way she used me.

All this stuff takes up a lot of room.

All your tests look fine. Are you interested in the sex of the baby?

ALL: Oh, no!

Also, I was the point person on my company's transition...

Also, you might like to know I have a Ph.D.

Also, your sisters called, neither can make it.

Although we would love to see you do that again.

Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes.

Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.

Although, I do love a turkey club.

Although, I hope they don't.

Although, you know, this is part of a salt and pepper set.

Always a great way to get into a man's pants.

Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?

Am I interrupting?

Am I interrupting?

An ink stain! Can I watch how you get this out?

And "Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?"

And 50.

And a brownie.

And a fantastic lover.

And a huge butterfly net looking for that man.

And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself.

And after the baby's born they're great for shoplifting melons.

And all those dinosaur knickknacks you have...

And also, congratulations on your wedding.

And also, look at the initials. They're dirty words.

And also, tea tends to give me the trots.

And also, when someone apologizes to you...

And any time they're hungry or sleepy.

And by emotional, I mean crazy!

And don't forget, you just threw her daughter...

And dump him the same day? He'll kill himself.

And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually?

And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath.

And has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.

And he's gonna have his own life.

And he's so centered, and mature and confident.

And here it comes again. Shut up!

And here it is!

And how it was really awkward.

And I already put it in my family newsletter.

And I also know this is about more than jewelry.

And I also want to give you a little piece of advice..

And I believe that this is your red sweater.

And I don't know whether it's because we're here..

And I got her. I guess the better man won.

And I have had no babies.

And I keep knocking them out of the park!

And I know she's not just some girl I humped..

And I know you are too, so you gotta help me.

And I love spending time with you.

And I think my testicles may be in here too.

And I want one moment of relief...

And I wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.

And I will be holding you right here.

And I won't be speaking with you for several weeks.

And I'll have the same.

And I'm also a mento for kids.

And I'm dressed as doodie

And I'm gonna play with you all the time.

And I'm having a lot of fun.

And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.

And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building.

And I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you.

And I'm the happiest guy in the world

And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too.

And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.

And if it's all right with you, I'll take your place at table six.

And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that..

And if you do the interview, you could mention...

And is now in St. Louis. I actually knew that.

And it doesn't get said enough. I like you, Ross.

And it is not mine to purchase

And it's so clean!

And it's so clean!

And Joey.

And keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets.

And little Miss New Boobs.

And look how happy the mom is now.

And more than that, I want to do all those things.

And my baby.

And my T shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbes.

And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.

And myself, that if..

And nobody was drunk.

And nobody was gay.

And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle.

And now here we are.

And now I'm going to cover you back up.

And now we have a baby.

And on your first try.

And one of the great joys of life..

And one of those little guys just gets through.

And one thing led to another.

And pastries.

And pate.

And plus, you know, the publicity would be really good for your career.

And right before I went into labor, we had this kiss. You know?

And Ross is missing everything. So..

And Ross, if it weren't for her rumor, no one would've known who you were.

And said that stuff. How you didn't feel the same..

And she already has eyelashes and knees and..

And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.

And she wants to destroy it, so end of story.

And she's been nothing but terrible to you.

And she's okay with Rachel and the baby?

And so different.

And so I thought I'd just come down here...

And so it begins.

And so were you close to your parents?

And some scared memories.

And soon someone will call her "Mom."

And Stevie Wonder sang " Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.

And sure, there are rules. But then you went to London.

And synthesize antibodies to stop you from rejecting the brain.

And that I certainly do not hate you.

And that would mean it's the end of the world!

And that's me and Ross.

And that's me.

And the answer is..

And the glue that holds this all together, the rules.

And the premiere is next week and you're all invited!

And the ring was the size of my fist.

And the scents I used don't compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile? Oh!

And the turkey on the other side?

And the way she looked at me, pure lust.

And the world will never know.

And then 47 hours later, here she is.

And then after, you could take her to the Four Seasons for drinks.

And then also, I'd be far away in the sea.

And then have that love thrown back in your face.

And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin!

And then I make this sound:

And then I realized I'll always be their friend.

And then I, uh, passed out.

And then it was really hard to side step that "duty" thing.

And then my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.

And then the court decides to give you custody of those fat, left handed twins.

And then when we were at the Christmas party..

And then, when she thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the world...

And there were some sad memories.

And there's marketing.

And there's more room. I mean, you could have a closet dedicated to shoes.

And there's the one that's proved most effective: sex.

And these are my antenna.

And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother."

And they come, like, every minute.

And they feasted on human flesh!

And they're off. Oh.

And this conversation we're having right now is part of that dream.

And this is Duncan and Erin. They're gonna help out with the audition.

And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem.. Oh, gosh!

And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.

And tried not to hit anybody.

And two.

And we did not watch Dr. Do Me A Little.

And we gotta have some boundaries.

And what you said about Nana? Yeah, she really would've wanted to be there.

And when I see her, I get a little bit angry.

And when you get to the end, they get really big..

And written across the dome, in the stars, were the words:

And yes, we are gonna have a baby.

And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy?

And yet, somehow, it's true.

And you couldn't think of anything else?

And you deserve that.

And you dreamt he was here.

And you know what?

And you know what? Don't worry about any of the moving.

And you know what? I love them both. So just pick one, and that'll be it.

And you made the gesture you didn't wanna make.

And you never told me you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club"?

And you really do want her to be named Ruth.

And you thought she was gonna be in our way!

And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot!

And you?

And you..

And you're my big brother.

And you're still married to him?

And you're still pregnant.

And you're the father, by the way. But you're good.

And your dog's name is Wally.

And your pastry chef can stand to be taken down a peg.

And, guess what, the baby's coming...

And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me..

And, Tim, I just want to say good luck here.

And, uh...

And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight!

And, you know, first kisses, and...

And?

Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.

Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France."

Anything that you're particularly proud of?

Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler.

Anytime anything pregnancy related happens, use it.

Anyway, here.

Anyway, I picked an outfit, and the boots don't go with it.

Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way.

Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.

Anyway, I was wondering...

Anyway, I'll get moving on that new door.

Anyway, I'm not gonna get those tickets.

Anyway, it probably worked out for the best.

Anyway, it'll just..

Anyway, Mona, I'm really, really sorry. It's just.

Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay?

Anyway, the patient I'm looking for has a broken leg.

Anyway..

Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th floor material."

Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all.

Apparently, it's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom...

Are all the questions this personal?

Are my ears bleeding?

Are so in style right now.

Are they hiring?

Are we watching the tape or not?

Are you afraid you're gonna run out? Cut me a real piece!

Are you also a stripper?

Are you asking me out?

Are you asking me to move? You don't want me here?

Are you breaking up with us?

Are you close with her?

Are you experiencing any dizziness?

Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?

Are you guys still together?

Are you joking? Checkout is not till noon.

Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself.

Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade.

Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music? Come on!

Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars?

Are you kidding? You think we're ready to have a baby now?

Are you okay with this?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? You're acting weird.

Are you really gonna do this?

Are you really pregnant?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?

Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?

Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?

Are you sure you don't want something more?

Are you sure? Did you see the stain?

Are you sure? I mean, you don't know me.

Are you two talking about the same baby?

Are you..?

Are you...? Are you high?

Are you...? Really?

Aren't we talking about those big boats that go really slow?

Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy.

As a down payment on this or any other child.

As a group, we tend to be overdramatic.

As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the Honeymoon Suite.

As in Barbra Streisand's husband James Brolin?

As is our dog, Chi Chi.

As it turns out, we can't do it. Monica has to work.

Ask Mona to give it back.

Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs.

Asking me all these weird questions.

Assuming, of course, that you want it.

At Disneyland, getting laid!

At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out.

At least we know it's a him.

At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up.

At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary, you give the speech.

Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?

Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.

Aw, would you look at that, Monica?

Aw. Let me see what I can do. There are some first class seats available.

Awesome.

Aww.

Aww. And here's our first kiss as a married couple.

B as in Beebee. And E as in, "'ello there, mate."

Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby.

Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him.

Because her dying wish was for one last kiss.

Because I am ready to have a baby.

Because I don't want you to go out with anybody.

Because I know he's gonna flip out and I hate it when he gets angry.

Because I live with Rachel, I'm here for a lot of stuff.

Because I put my head between her legs.

Because I'm very busy before and after the concert...

Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying..

Because it'd be weird since you just broke up with my sister.

Because lately things have been happening between me and Ross.

Because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.

Because she said, "Next."

Because she's dead.

Because soon she won't fit into it.

Because that's your answer to everything?

Because then she's gonna say, "Well, it's not moving anywhere..

Because we split up.

Because what I did to you, it wasn't on purpose.

Because what's going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.

Because with sea horses, it's the male. They carry the babies.

Because you two haven't dated in five years.

Because you're my baby sister!

Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world.

Because, Adrian...

Because, you know, they don't have any kids of their own...

Before we go to the movies, I want to make him try my bouillabaisse again.

Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

Ben's coming over here tomorrow. This can't be there.

Ben's coming, and he can't see this.

Besides, I figured out a faster route. I'm sure I can make it this time.

Besides, I hate those conversations. I'm horrible at them. Really.

Besides, I love the compliments.

Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?

Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair.

Besides, nothing goes with Bing. So I'm screwed.

Besides, nothing goes with Bing. So I'm screwed.

Between me and you, in this day and age..

Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross...

Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge.

Billy's gay now, so that one's not really our fault.

Bing, my boy, we're gonna get you over this.

Bing! Look at those twin sisters dancing together.

Bing? We're all set for tonight, 8:00.

Bit of a daredevil, are we?

Bitch! And dump a guy that's just been fired?

Bite me?

Blond bitch!

Bob!

Bob!

Bob?

Bobby, tell us a little about your band.

Both years!

BOTH: Ew. You can't say that. You don't know.

BOTH: Oh, my God!

Boy, do I have a surprise for you.

Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.

Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.

Boy, you said it, Mike. I don't

Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so.

Bus?

But a béarnaise, um, has shallots, chervil, and most importantly, tarragon.

But a dove placing the ring on your finger would've been no problem.

But all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a "poo poo head."

But believe me, that is not gonna happen today.

But Chandler's always supported my career.

But don't say that again.

But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?

But good enough.

But he said he'd leave her for me. And I said, "James Brolin, are you sure?"

But he's very protective of me...

But hey, that was a long time ago. I'm in a good place. Might be fun to see her again.

But I am gonna run away from you.

But I can say with some confidence, you'll fit in well here.

But I could say, "I love spending time with you."

But I did still get married today.

But I did still get married today.

But I didn't want to.

But I don't care because you got the apartment. Yes!

But I don't think he knew what it was.

But I don't want you to lose Joey over it.

But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.

But I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell.

But I guess it's okay to say it to other people.

But I heard that you totally held your own.

But I just didn't think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes.

But I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know?

But I know how that discussion's gonna go.

But I love you.

But I must be honest. Your soup is abysmal.

But I think I can do it. I just need some help.

But I think we should try to have a baby.

But I was just thinking about how huge it was for me.

But I won't have aged at all.

But I'll tell you, that's the last time I buy shoes at the Slippery Fun Shoe store.

But I'm being so unreasonable.

But I'm not looking for a husband.

But I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good.

But I'm still really sorry.

But if it's not her bra, will you just let the woman clean?

But if she hadn't and she wanted to be with me..

But if you don't wanna know...

But if you're ready to have kids we got a room upstairs.

But in my defense, I found out that condoms are only 97 percent effective.

But it doesn't matter, I can't do anything about it.

But it just keeps getting harder.

But it just seems that you two belong together.

But it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.

But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.

But it's actually made with, uh, salted fresh water.

But it's complicated

But it's enough!

But Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here.

But none of that compared to how kind and gentle...

But not the husband, because she can do this alone.

But nothing has to happen until you're ready.

But now I think Ross feels left out.

But okay, that's okay.

But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything.

But over the past few weeks, I..

But right after, you have to tell me who you are.

But right now, with the way I'm feeling..

But screw you! I'm going first!

But she can't..

But she was crying.

But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms.

But still, it should have been me. I'm the dad.

But thank you all for coming, and for these beautiful gifts...

But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.

But thanks.

But that doesn't happen to me a lot.

But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

But that's different. There are rules there too, know what I mean?

But that's gonna cost extra.

But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful.

But the good news is, no one in a two block radius will ever know.

But then I thought back over all our memories together. Some happy memories.

But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel.

But there's something between us. I don't know about you..

But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French.

But to hell with that bitch!

But we are definitely not getting back together.

But we can't have her. No.

But we don't know how to be together.

But we.. We gotta be careful.

But we'll stop by the hospital just to be sure. I'll page Ross.

But what did I tell you about leaving your key outside the door like that?

But what if, and I'm not saying she will be..

But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great.

But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan.

But what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you.

But what you're doing to me now is plain spiteful.

But what'd he mean by "rules"?

But when I return 200 years from now, you'll be long gone.

But you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?

But you forgot to switch legs between questions. So no Hopping Bonus.

But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving!

But you know what they say, there is no such thing as bad press.

But you know, condoms only work, like, 97 percent of the time.

But you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula."

But you worked so hard.

But you're not getting any younger.

But you're not just a soap actor.

But, hey. You guys have to be at the next table...

But, honey, you two are on your own.

But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me to move in and disrupt his life.

But, Mom, I really know what I'm doing. I can handle this.

But, Mona, I live here.

But, Monica, he loves his job so much.

But, uh, it can't happen.

But, you know, Green Bay is playing.

But, you know, on the other hand...

But, you know, with the leg.

But.. What do you say? Can we just have that dinner?

Buy stamps. Pick up dry cleaning. Don't let Phoebe in.

By the way, I've been meaning to say this.

By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

Bye bye, Joey. Seriously, I can't stop it.

Bye, boots. Wait! Half off!

Bye, Dad.

Bye, Kash. Say hi to Wally.

Bye.

Call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn't true?

Call me.

Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall!

Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?

Can I get a copy of that?

Can I get some of that action?

Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?

Can I get you something to drink, like a water and Valium?

Can I go next?

Can I have $20?

Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Can I just say, Monica, that your driving is exquisite.

Can I talk to you guys for a second?

Can I? To remember you?

Can I...?

Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call?

Can we just please take a moment? Our two best friends just got married.

Can you believe that?

Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren...

Can't we ask her to go?

Can't you just give him another chance, please?

Can't you just let this go?

Can't, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.

Care to make it interesting?

Carol's still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger."

Carry on.

Catwoman. So we meet again.

Champagne, strawberries...

Chandler "let me win."

Chandler "M." Bing.

Chandler Bing!

Chandler has two copies of Annie!

Chandler M. Bing. Oh, my God.

Chandler Muriel Bing.

Chandler usually helps, but he's into the game.

Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived.

Chandler, I'm kidding! Already you're my favorite.

Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you.

Chandler, if you thought I was gonna get you porn for Valentine's Day...

Chandler, please.

Chandler, we can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day.

Chandler, you don't understand.

CHANDLER: All right, ready? JOEY: One.

CHANDLER: All right, this isn't bad. I like the flowery smell.

CHANDLER: Can you come in here? There's something wrong.

CHANDLER: I'm in the bathtub. Oh.

CHANDLER: Two, three. JOEY: Three.

Chandler?

Chandler's never gonna trust me with anything ever again.

Change of plans, I made you a Valentine's dinner. Surprise!

Change the subject.

Check it out.

Check it out. We're bracelet buddies.

Cheese, you say?

Chi Chi! Oh, I loved this dog.

Chi Chi. She died when I was in high school.

Christmas party in my boots!

Classic Ross!

CLERK: Next.

Click.

Cliff, you're so forward.

Cofounded the club, was that I was in love with you.

Cofounded.

Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

Color: winterberry.

Come here!

Come here! Hey!

Come here.

Come here. I can breathe through my mouth.

Come here. Sure you can. Come here. Look, it's right there.

Come in!

Come on in!

Come on now, think!

Come on, by age 7, kids have already seen orgies.

Come on, Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened just one present.

Come on, every first time mother feels that way.

Come on, honey. Don't be upset. We have so much to look forward to.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on, it'll be like watching the Discovery Channel..

Come on, it's fun.

Come on, people, make some room.

Come on, Rach. Let's give it another try.

Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain.

Come on, read your own label. See you later.

Come on, Ross.

Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here.

Come on, Ross. We're gonna be late.

Come on, secret passageway.

Come on, seriously, you're not gonna make me watch this alone.

Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!

Come on, we will be there for you the whole time. Just remember:

Come on, whip it out.

Come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.

Come on, wuss. Make love to me.

Come on, you can't even eat alone in a restaurant.

Come on, you didn't have to...

Come on, you started this, now you finish it!

Come on, you stupid machine! Come on!

Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We're waiting!

Come on! It's my wedding. That could be my present!

Come on! Mona Lisa.

Come on! We're a team. We're in this together.

Come on. Come on, it'll be fun. It'll make me feel so much better.

Concert. Yeah. Mm. That just put us in quite a pickle.

Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding.

Congratulations on your wedding.

Congratulations, you two. I didn't even know you got married.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations! You just got married!

Congratulations. I'll give you two a minute.

Contraceptives are not always effective. Right?

Contractions can be unnerving, but she's fine.

Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?

Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it.

Could I get anyone a coffee?

Could I just see your bra?

Could you fold these napkins? I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.

Could you grab me my other box of tissues?

Could you tell Jasmine I can't make it to yoga?

Couldn't press the "down" button. I think Earth's okay.

Crushing bones!

Dad. Can't you go back to your table?

Daddy, stay calm, please.

Damn it.

Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks.

Damn you, 15's.

Damn you, ref! You burn in hell!

Damn, nobody's here for my good ones.

Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.

Darling, that's a breast pump.

David Linn! David Linn!

Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment?

Dennis is a dear old friend..

Dennis Phillips. That's great. How did you guys meet?

Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?

Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe?

Did I miss it?

Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles..

Did I start this by saying, "Hey, I did something awesome today"?

Did she really say that?

Did she sound blond? Any accent? I gotta make a call.

Did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party?

Did you do it on our invitations?

Did you do it on our invitations?

Did you get a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?

Did you just wink at me?

Did you know that during pregnancy..

Did you know that something really boring...

Did you let her smoke in here?

Did you like me when we first met?

Did you see that?

Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?

Did you tell him I was pregnant?

Didn't see that?

Dina has something that she wants to tell you.

Dina, if he's funny, laugh!

Dina, if you're having a baby, you should be married.

Dinner was good! Just saying hi! Now I'm gonna go!

Disturbing your precious coffee time?

Do I have to pee again?

Do I look like a giant sperm to all of you, or..?

Do I make fun of the people you date? Tag, Janice, Mona.

Do it again. Do it again.

Do me a favor, pass this to my parents.

Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time.

Do what I do before an audition.

Do you guys think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash.

Do you have any moves?

Do you have any other totally perfect names that you're not gonna use?

Do you have some kind of a fitness regime?

Do you know how I can get around the office computer network..

Do you know what you're gonna call her yet?

Do you know why I took all those lessons?

Do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?

Do you really want to talk about smoking?

Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?

Do you see this? Unh...