Friends - Season 7 Edit

A "no sex" pact, huh?

A big budget period movie about three Italian brothers...

A blood relative. Blood.

A date? No, no, Pheebs, you must be mistaken...

A film in Guadalajara.

A freakishly thin date with a hanger for a head?

A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese.

A guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!

A hundred and forty five pounds.

A jet setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service.

A joke they would appreciate?

A kiss goodbye?

A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things.

A little young for you, but whatever.

A man who fears no one, with a license to kill.

A picture of my wife, in your pack!

A scooter.

A short one.

A what? Jessica hates horses.

A woman in a man's body.

Aah!

Aaron, you gotta let me go. The guy's hammered.

Abort the plan.

About what?

About your initiative, I wrote:

About youth. Youth! Listen up, grandpa.

Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass...

Absolutely.

Actually, I did.

Actually, I find Merriam's views far too progressionist.

Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.

Actually, I rent the whole place. I just got what you meant. Thank you.

Actually, I'd like to speak to both of you.

Actually, I'm glad they're leaving.

Actually, it does have a very interesting history.

Actually, Monica and I are engaged.

Actually, the final vote has been tallied.

After she gave me that big speech...

After this, she's not gonna be crazy about electricity either.

Agh.

Ah ah, Mr. Smarty Pants.

Ah ha ha ha.

Ah, forget about the future and stuff.

Ah, nothing. Just figuring out what to do for dinner.

Ah, Professor Winston. Professor Frederickson.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Aha! Too cocky.

Aha! Too slow!

Ahem, okay. That's, uh... That's all for today.

Ahem, the left.

Ahem. It's too huge.

Ahem. You won't believe what Monica's brother just said to me!

Alimony.

All I could think of was, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he?"

All I know is that when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun.

All I really needed was a plan.

All kids are embarrassed by their parents.

All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny.

All right, all right. Here's what we'll do.

All right, back to work.

All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look alike contest and won.

All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.

All right, enough. I don't want to hear about it anymore.

All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down!

All right, get your coat!

All right, go. Go tell Chandler. Hurry, before it's too late!

All right, he likes you back.

All right, here we go.

All right, here we go. All right?

All right, here's the truth. Ahem.

All right, honey, listen.

All right, I got 48.

All right, I have to ask.

All right, I will let you have him.

All right, I'll do it just this once.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll see you Monday.

All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.

All right, I've never been engaged and I've never really been married.

All right, it's time...

All right, Joey, I'll help you.

All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try, um...

All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you?

All right, straight.

All right, there's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth.

All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner.

All right, um, a string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...

All right, we better go if we're gonna catch that movie.

All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.

All right, well, I'd better go.

All right, what are we having?

All right, what's going on?

All right, will you talk to him...

All right, you know what?

All right, you know what? That's it. You want to do it? Let's do it.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!

All right! Okay!

All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bye.

All right. Come on, dogs, let's lift this sucker.

All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay?

All right. Here we go.

All right. I just wanted to thank you for diverting Kyle's ex.

All right. I will give you 10 extra minutes. That is it.

All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.

All right. Let's do it.

All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging.

All right. There you go, buddy.

All right. Turkey? Mm, that won't work.

All right. We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.

All right. You want to know what I do when I take résumé shots?

All that matters is that you look so handsome.

All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying.

All we need is teamwork. We're gonna lift the car...

All you had to do was buy the card.

Almost cried, huh?

Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel..."

Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together...

Although we may be seeing too much of some people.

Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.

Always nicer to hear than, "Oh, crap, you again."

Always stick to the list.

Am I crazy, or does this totally go?

Am I doing here? Surprised to see me?

Am I going to let you watch me?

Am I right?

Am not.

An invitation to the At First Sight premiere?

An invitation? That's like almost asking him to come.

An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be...

An old cookie?

And a couple of irregulars.

And a good example of the fun I was referring to.

And a slice...

And action!

And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are.

And also, I ran out on a wedding

And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to...

And by "face," I don't mean his lap.

And by "face," I don't mean my ass

And Chandler Acidophilus.

And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me...

And Chandler will never get...

And deaf!

And despite what some people say, not broad backed.

And don't tell her about the "Wo ha ow!"

And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threatened...

And from Days of Our Lives, Jessica Ashley.

And get this, okay.

And guess what?

And happy Hanukkah!

And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass."

And hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack...

And how old is Alison?

And I am no Paul Newman.

And I called the caterer. We are good to go!

And I can do anything I want.

And I can't believe you have a tux that's 30 years old.

And I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs?

And I have one, regular celery.

And I haven't been to sniper school.

And I just got what you meant. That is...

And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face.

And I know about the baby.

And I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn.

And I know that.

And I know you wanted it as an engagement present.

And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof.

And I love you.

And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel.

And I only want to spend it with you.

And I thought anything that can fit into this can't be scary.

And I typed mine in, and guess what came up.

And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.

And I wanted it to be Monica's "something borrowed."

And I was thinking about it.

And I will get over it.

And I... And I like women, ha, ha.

And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers.

And I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half...

And I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name.

And I'll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says...

And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt.

And I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

And I'm sure that Jessica...

And I've had a box of Ding Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer.

And I've had a box of Ding Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer.

And I've only had six.

And I've smoked a cigarette.

And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy...

And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips...

And if you don't ride it...

And if you let me...

And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.

And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me.

And instead of reading it, people are...

And instead, I found everything that I'd been looking for my whole life.

And it's blue.

And it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding.

And it's two of our best friends.

And it's very important.

And Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!

And Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives.

And lots of it!

And maybe a hat.

And maybe he'd like to get married at 007 o'clock.

And maybe I could teach Ben...

And maybe they'll leave the city...

And Mexico!

And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop.

And my first day on the job, you're my first call.

And not only that, I'm getting a new brain!

And not subtle.

And now Chandler!

And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room...

And now, you know, what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life...

And now...

And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding

And Rachel.

And Rachel...

And scene.

And she doesn't have to know. Come on, we're going home.

And she uses sex as a weapon.

And she'd also like to thank my friends:

And she's back in the game!

And she's been on the show forever.

And she's overly critical and... And... No.

And so do I.

And so were you.

And somebody else might have hung up on you, but I wouldn't do that...

And someday you're gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.

And speaking of being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?

And technically, I'm not breaking any rules, so...

And thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab to get to the hotel.

And that barn is not too cold.

And that doesn't scare you?

And that is not the man you fell in love with.

And that is why you can't stay here tonight.

And that makes you angry because?

And that should conclusively prove...

And that the landlord might find out...

And that way, we all win.

And that's not happening until October 15, 2032.

And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.

And the electric fence, inspired.

And the last thing I wanted to do was freak you out...

And the love that they give and have is shared and received.

And the miracle was that that little bit of oil...

And the Soapie goes to:

And the winner is:

And the, uh, window in the attic...

And then a small pornographic sketch

And then he...

And then maybe, you know, after, we can grab a bite to eat or whatever.

And then my cat died.

And then there's you guys.

And then you say, "I bet you can't roll this quarter...

And then... And then I drew a little smiley face.

And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section.

And there's another reason.

And there's Daddy

And they knew about it?

And they're gonna have a baby.

And things aren't as smashed down as I thought they would be.

And this bike wants to be ridden.

And this marriage is doubly special for me...

And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too.

And through this having and giving...

And try to avoid that weird brownish red stuff in the middle.

And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica.

And we do have fun.

And we ended up kissing

And we got to talking, and I...

And we have so much in common.

And we'll see who she likes best.

And what did he ask you not to call him?

And when he finds out he wasn't asked?

And when I say legitimate, I mean gay...

And when they do it, they're left with a line down the center of their face.

And when you enunciate, you spit!

And who is your friend?

And who knows what you're gonna marry.

And who's this chippy?

And who's to say I would've said yes?

And why exactly would I do that?

And you can put candy in it.

And you don't need this custom made empire waisted, duchess satin gown.

And you just have to remember that you love Chandler.

And you just know it's gonna last forever.

And you know what? If it makes you feel any better...

And you want to have them all at the same time and have them for your brother.

And you're right. He's not the type...

And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation.

And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.

And, if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of WWI.

And, Joey, last night was fun.

And, Rachel? I don't think I'll be calling you because...

And, um, one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs.

And, you know, to win one for a massage! Oh...

And... And I'll always remember that summer...

And... And you were hugging me...

Angels.

ANNOUNCER: Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male...

ANNOUNCER: Presenting the Favorite Supporting Actress award:

Another night of bird dogging the chicas?

Anxiety, panic and I'm afraid even more sweating.

Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?

Any luck?

Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight...

Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you.

Any woman would be lucky to have you.

Any words will do.

Anyone can be ordained on the Internet and perform weddings and stuff.

Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre approved.

Anything I can do? Whatever you need.

Anything?

Anyway, do you want to have dinner tonight?

Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've been going out for three years.

Anyway, I gotta go.

Anyway, lots of bad memories.

Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night.

Anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.

Anyway, we're really excited about our wedding plans.

Anyway, you know what? The point is, Tag, start looking...

Anyway...

Apparently she does.

Apparently some of our invitations weren't delivered.

Are there any more from the good batch? We could work off those.

Are those crab cakes?

Are we allowed to lie in the vows?

Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding?

Are you Chandler?

Are you eating the cheesecake without me?

Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part *******.

Are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?

Are you Joey?

Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it!

Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I'd find work.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I get a Porsche and the Barcalounger's gone?

Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.

Are you making him a sandwich?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken.

Are you on TV or something?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago...

Are you serious? Eloping? No more stupid wedding stuff.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? I bet there's another flight to Minsk in...

Are you telling me...

Aren't you a little overdressed?

Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?

Aren't you too old to wear a dress like that?

Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.

As are you.

As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself.

As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed.

As I was saying...

As in "Rosita does not move."

As long as we're both up...

Ask her out! She's not your cousin!

At breakfast, I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.

At least you're not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party.

At my apartment.

At your school...

Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative that would have the recipe?

Aw, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.

Aw, see now I feel bad for the kid.

Aw, that's nice.

Aw.

Aw...

Back then we called it "The Great War."

Bar mitzvah ed?

Batch 16

Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.

Batman's tux!

Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her.

Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?

Because Chandler still has feelings for you.

Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like:

Because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.

Because I am a grownup.

Because I cared enough to lie.

Because I know what you're trying to pull here. It's not gonna work.

Because I was your daddy's girlfriend.

Because I'm in love with you.

Because I'm normal.

Because if Santa and the Holiday...

Because if you are, I'd love to show you around sometime.

Because in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer.

Because it doesn't really fit.

Because it has to.

Because it was fate that made me call you today.

Because it's flattering!

Because it's gross.

Because it's our 30th birthday.

Because it's...

Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room.

Because the last time I checked, this was still America.

Because this one is now.

Because whatever they say...

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?

Because you'd rather live here with Joey.

Because you're not a grandma.

Because you're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit.

Because, Vincent, we were lovers...

Because! They wanted me to audition.

Been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.

Beer's still cold.

Before that, sewage and waste...

Before we go on with the show, I want to say to the bride and groom...

Being adored, I'm used to it. Don't worry about it.

Ben learned a little trick.

Ben, come here! I am not kidding!

Ben, come open more presents.

Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?

Ben, will you sit here with Santa...

Ben, you know, when, uh... When you were a baby...

BEN: Crap! I gotta go

BEN: Santa!

BEN: Thanks, Phoebe.

Besides, he won't be too happy to see me either.

Better than Chandler.

Big Daddy."

Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics: Cotton, silk, lace.

Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?

Bing's weird.

Bit of a puzzle.

Borrow money from me?

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Tequila!

Both times?

BOTH: Okay. And for you, sir?

BOTH: Thank you.

BOTH: That's great.

Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff took a lot out of me.

Boy, I'm getting hungry.

Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now.

Break my heart. Oh, all right.

Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."

Bring on the food.

Brooklyn is far.

But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this:

But before you say anything else, can I say one more thing?

But can we please try it again?

But come on, look at how cute and small this is.

But does that mean get there at 6, or the show starts at 6?

But don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.

But don't worry!

But don't you think Rosita would've wanted you to move on?

But first of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay?

But he was there!

But her fiancé sure stares a lot.

But here I am singing On his wedding day

But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk.

But I can only tell you what my mother told me.

But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks...

But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.

But I do know that there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.

But I do know where we can all go ease the pain.

But I don't know. You know...

But I don't think you could blame it on them.

But I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership.

But I have to return it, so you can't like it.

But I have to.

But I hired you.

But I just found out she's also seeing some other guy.

But I love swing music!

But I really wanted to see you...

But I tell you something, that was not mean.

But I think I'm past the point where I can just have fun.

But I think that maybe your hands are just a little off. They should be right...

But I totally believe you can do this.

But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant.

But I would keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.

But I'd like to thank my parents, who've always been there for me.

But I'm a goal oriented person, eager to learn...

But I'm also thinking, She is hot.

But I'm having surgery today.

But I'm not worried about it.

But if Chandler is in an accident and can't perform sexually, you know...

But if it gets wet, it'll shrink.

But if you touch my guitar again, I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing.

But if you're having so much fun over here...

But in my head, it sounded something like this, uh:

But instead of bouncing back up, you won't.

But it bothers me, all right?

But it hurts my Joey's apple.

But it is a big deal!

But it is just about that.

But it was a really long time ago. Does she still feel bad?

But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together.

But it's over, Joey!

But Jessica doesn't have an English accent.

But like how?

But look, Chandler...

But man, that one hurt.

But please, please don't ask her. I'll throw these away.

But right after that, you're back out on the street looking for work again.

But Santa sent me here...

But she gave me the box that it came in.

But she just stayed and stayed

But still, no, ha, ha.

But that dress is terrible.

But that's not suppose to be until later.

But the bike got you a lot closer.

But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?

But the girl across the street had the best bike.

But The Swing Kings?

But then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.

But then the day comes...

But they found the grandmother wandering down 5th.

But they like it.

But this block is like another world.

But this hickey speaks for itself.

But this hickey speaks for itself.

But those are the words. Those exact words.

But weddings start a little late, right?

But when I saw you walking down that aisle, I realized it's simple.

But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag.

But you can't rip it.

But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I'm not.

But you know, I remember him saying that he had plans tonight.

But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate.

But you meant dog, right? Ha, ha.

But you owe me. You owe me big.

But you said that you liked him. What happened?

But you should probably start practicing your "gracious loser" face.

But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25.

But you're not anymore.

But you're not bald.

But, from now on, I swear this is strictly professional

But, if you don't find him and bring him back...

But, Joey, isn't this cool?

But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!

But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.

But, see, they don't know that we know that they know.

But, um, I figured I probably shouldn't because...

But, um, if you call our wedding a party one more time...

But, well, now... Now's a different time for me.

But, you know, Chandler's also half Swedish.

But, you know, Favorite Returning Character is a tough category, Joey.

But, you know, then I figure it has to work out.

But... Look. Okay. These jerks might not care about you...

By the way, that, uh... That line down my face...

By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me.

By the way, what's the name of the girl you're dating?

By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad.

Bye bye.

Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.

Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight?

Can I ask you something? You ever had a guy have a crush on you?

Can I borrow $94?

Can I come?

Can I do it to you?

Can I get a three piece, some coleslaw and some beans and a Coke?

Can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.

Can I get you guys something to drink while you tabulate?

Can I have another one?

Can I just ask you to do me just one favor?

Can I just tell you something? Um...

Can I keep the presents and still be 29?

Can I please be there when you tell her?

Can I see you in my office for a minute?

Can I speak to someone in charge?

Can I speak to your supply manager, please?

Can I speak to your supply manager, please?

Can I talk to you guys for a second?

Can this count as her "something new"?

Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!

Can we have our drinks, please? Waiter?...tress?

Can we see you ride it?

Can you believe they are actually getting married?

Can you believe this?

Can you blame him?

Can you do me a favor?

Can you do your little thing that you did before?

Can you figure out what I'm doing?

Can you grab me some toilet paper?

Can you help me clean this up?

Can you imagine if I hadn't left you that last one?

Can you just come home and take a shower?

Can you people not see me?

Can you tell me who is there, please?

Can you watch Ben for an hour?

Can't all be bad.

Can't I tell her that you're a pig?

Can't you stall her a little?

Can't you stall her? I'll go to the places I went last night.

Canceled?

Candy Lady?

CAROL: Rach, you want some sugar? Yes, but...

Carol...

Cassie, are you finding everything okay?

Cassie, how you...? How you doing on that...

CASSIE: Yeah. Thank you so much for letting me stay here.

Cassie?

Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever.

Cecilia Monroe. She plays Jessica Lockhart.

Certainly not a close one.

Certainly.

Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica!

Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me.

Chandler is nowhere around, so get it out of your system. That guy's cute.

Chandler used to do it. He'd make her pancakes.

Chandler wants the band. What do I do?

Chandler, for so long...

Chandler, give me a hand.

Chandler, I know you can do this. You have a beautiful smile.

Chandler, it happens to lots of guys.

Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Rachel...

Chandler, relax. It's not a contest.

Chandler, she has beaten me.

Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life.

Chandler, she's our cousin!

Chandler, that jacket, it's way too big.

Chandler, this isn't addressed to you.

Chandler, what is the matter with your face?

Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.

CHANDLER: Ha, ha. Yeah, definitely.

CHANDLER: Hey, the phone. MONICA: I got it. I got it.

CHANDLER: Ho ho ho.

CHANDLER: Shh!

CHANDLER: So you understand.

CHANDLER: We had just finished playing racquetball...

Chandler?

Chandler?

Chandler?

Chandler?

Chandler?

Chandler.

Chandler.

Chandler.

Chandler...

Chandler's eyes!

Check it out.

Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in. Okay.

Check out the rack on that chick.

Check this out.

Cheerleaders and high explosives don't mix.

CHEESE [ON TV]: You can say that again, Mac.

Cheese? That won't work.

Chess!

Chicken?

Chocolate chip pancakes.

Christmas Eve.

Christmas.

Clark too.

Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. Heh.

Close your eyes.

Come here.

Come here. Oh, sweetie, you don't have to worry.

Come in, have a seat.

Come in! Come in!

Come next door. I got some minister headdresses I want you to see.

Come on, admit it.

Come on, am I 19 or what?

Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.

Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles.

Come on, I don't care. Whose is it?

Come on, I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things.

Come on, it's late. We're not going down to the office.

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

Come on, Joey, sex me up.

Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.

Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.

Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal.

Come on, Rach. No one saw me take it. There was a whole table full of them.

Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay? Let's start sailing!

Come on, really. How old?

Come on, Rosita. Us chicas gotta stick together.

Come on, Ross. Let's go have sex!

Come on, she's so perfect for you. She's sweet.

Come on, that's not fair. You haven't even heard me play.

Come on, wait, stop it.

Come on, we're going to my place.

Come on, you know what to do. You hire the first one.

Come on, you remember what it's like to be 19 and in love.

Come on.

Come on. Don't make me feel badly about this.

Come on. Hello.

Come to my place, we'll get together before work.

Coming.

Congratulations, darling.

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Where is she?

Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.

Cool!

Cool. Dad, my report cards.

Could I have a pack of Newport Lights?

Could I have your attention?

Could I play?

Could we get two burritos to go, please? Ha, ha.

Could you do me a big favor?

Could you guys help me?

Could you lower the script?

Could you mention I'm not looking for a relationship? That'd be great.

Couldn't if I wanted to.

Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days.

Cousin Frannie's wedding. It's tomorrow night.

Crap.

Cupid.

Cut!

Cut! That was great, everybody. Thank you.

Cute assistant. What's his story?

Cute P.J.s. Really living it up here in London, huh?

Dad, please. As I was saying...

Dad, she's gonna be crushed.

Dad, that won't matter to her.

Dad, there's Ross. Go talk to him.

Dad, we can't believe you're selling the house.

Damn it, we're gonna give her some.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn you, Oprah!

Damn, I forgot you were here.

Dancing.

Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day. Heh.

David that I was in love with.

David who went to Russia and broke my heart, David.

Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

Dear Lord!

Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late.

Dearly beloved...

Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall.

Definitely not easier with coins.

Delaware.

Delaware.

Depends on what you mean by "we."

Diamond shoes.

Diane Keaton.

Did he say what kind of neckline he's wearing?

Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?