Friends - Season 2 Edit

A bassinet.

A briefcase of facts, if you will.

A chip.

A date?

A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot!

A lonely gray couch.

A low budget puppet show.

A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs.

A plate of brownies told me a limerick.

A real doctor?

A salad? I could do something more complicated.

A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.

A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him...

A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there.

A woman in my office is a lesbian.

A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?

Aah! Stop that. Stop that right now.

About how I never lived alone or anything?

Abso...

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accept that.

According my client's will...

Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.

Actual bullies.

Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow...

Actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies.

Actually, I sort of have plans.

Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.

Actually, I think you said...

Actually, I'm kind of a...

Actually, I've got some of his stuff that he...

Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.

Actually, it makes us feel that big.

Actually, it's the movie theater that has the timetable.

Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.

Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh.

After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

After having slept with her.

After I get back from my niece's christening...

After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie.

After you ran out on your wedding...

Again, I'm sorry.

Ah, excuse me, this is a...

Ah, I got that for him!

Ah, look at you. You look great.

Ah, see, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything.

Ah, we're going to colonial Williamsburg.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahem, I'm sorry. I don't know, I...

Ahem, I've sort of had feelings for you.

Ahem, what happened to MEG?

Ahem.

Ahem. Do you remember talking to me yesterday?

Ahem. Do you remember talking to me yesterday?

Ahem. I have a question for you guys.

Ahem. I just want to say...

Ahem. Is this guy, uh, an old boyfriend?

Ahem. Mrs. Gobb?

Ahem. No, really, they're okay.

Ahem. Not to my recollection.

Ahh, it's career stuff.

Ahh!

Ahh...

Airport. Airport. Ross.

All I can think about is Ross...

All I can think of is that...

All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July.

All I say is, she better get the job.

All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.

All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie...

All right, all right!

All right, all right!

All right, all right. I can get my own coat.

All right, all right. I was young and I just wanted a job, okay?

All right, ball a melon!

All right, before I tell you, uh, you tell me how many women you've been with.

All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay?

All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

All right, bye bye.

All right, check out this bad boy!

All right, come on, man. Let's do it!

All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors.

All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that's fine.

All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross.

All right, go on. This thing's heavy.

All right, hang on a second there, Custer.

All right, here you go, my friend. Eggs à la Eddie, huh.

All right, here you go, sweetie.

All right, I can get you out.

All right, I got a funny one. All right?

All right, I gotta go shower.

All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.

All right, I'm hitting the road.

All right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me.

All right, kids, here's the deal.

All right, let's do this.

All right, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving.

All right, let's see.

All right, look. That's it.

All right, mister

All right, mister.

All right, no peeking.

All right, okay. All right, so I can't fire Joseph...

All right, Saratoga?

All right, tell me if this is too cute.

All right, that's great. Then just go.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it.

All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame.

All right, then!

All right, there was none.

All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind.

All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind.

All right, uh, I'm just gonna go.

All right, we're getting closer.

All right, well, tell me one of yours.

All right, what's bigger than huge?

All right, what's going on?

All right, when was 1990?

All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs?

All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym.

All right, you did what I said.

All right, you guys are off to party number one.

All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt.

All right, you kids. Bye, now.

All right, you see these little flower blossoms?

All right, you!

All right, you'll be sorry later.

All right, you're on.

All right, you're on.

All right!

All right!

All right! Bye!

All right? Pheebs, read yours.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. And how do we spell Casey?

All right. But if we put on spandex...

All right. But if we put on spandex...

All right. Fine.

All right. I feel that this is totally unjustified.

All right. Just one.

All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.

All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.

All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them.

All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them.

All right. Open your eyes!

All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon?

All right. That sounds like a two person job.

All right. The people who threw the water!

All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.

All right. What did I have?

All right. You know how you say I never seize the day?

All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it.

All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.

All the time running.

All the way to the airport, huh? You know, that's over 30 miles.

All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile...

All yours.

Almost time for cake!

Alrighty! Let's play some tunes!

Alrighty.

Alrighty.

Alrighty. Everybody look at me. Good.

Also in charge of purchasing.

Although you know what?

Am I not saying it right?

Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?

Am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman.

Ambassador of darkness.

Amber...

An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much?

Anchors aweigh.

And "Something big's gonna come along

And 25 it is.

And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can

And a dress cut down to there

And a guy Let's call him Neil

And a lemon lime!

And a little out

And a little out.

And all I could taste was Love the way we made it

And almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.

And as for people realizing you don't know what you're doing, hey, you're an actor.

And because you're both, you know, white women.

And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

And damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes.

And did you know they do this with needles?

And did you notice how he always starts his stories with...

And do the cha cha

And even fewer who'd do it with their asses hanging out.

And finally, Chandler was, like, "Forget about her."

And for Ross...

And for the gentleman?

And for you?

And Gunther!

And he didn't!

And he got you thinking this is a great idea?

And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back.

And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know:

And he's going out with her?

And he's handsome.

And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.

And he's talking and everything. Here.

And helping a little boy fly a kite.

And here he is at a graduation.

And his puppet too!

And I am walking, and I am walking, and I am walking

And I definitely would get the part if I were to, you know...

And I did.

And I don't just mean tonight.

And I don't want to drink cappuccino with a "k. "

And I got this blouse for Mom

And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?

And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb.

And I have a time share in the Poconos with Flipper.

And I just want it to be perfect...

And I know this...

And I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

And I thought that might be good.

And I was thinking, have you thought about playing your songs for kids?

And I would have to say, "Pah, ha. "

And I'd just like to say that...

And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.

And I'll get the...

And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye bye.

And I'll wait without you

And I'm in it? Let me read it.

And I'm in the movie!

And I'm not sure we are.

And I'm really happy for you...

And I'm reveling, baby! Believe me!

And I've never seen you this happy.

And I've seen her be a little too into her looks.

And if I couldn't see that, we should cancel the wedding.

And if things go well, maybe this time...

And if things go well, maybe this time...

And if you hadn't have said...

And in case you wondered...

And it was hot.

And Julie and I have a lot in common...

And just for the record...

And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.

And kids...

And last time you saw her She looked so much thinner

And last, but not least...

And look where they're sitting.

And no, I don't look.

And not just because I have to.

And now all of a sudden, it's just magically, it's just broken?

And now I have to get a snake.

And now I'm actually happy.

And now it's...

And now there's no juice!

And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.

And now, what? Now...? Now.

And once again, she is out of here!

And put the receipt back in your pocket?

And she wants to do a video.

And she's not crazy?

And she's really nice.

And since it's Rachel's birthday...

And tell my secrets to

And that, my friend, is what they call "closure. "

And that's amazing to me.

And that's funny. Why?

And that's how we get hamburgers

And the chicken poops in her lap!

And the fact that they're both monkeys?

And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"

And the newspaper delivery guy.

And the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice...

And the rest of the rats Played maracas

And the running.

And the table is mine.

And the wind can make us goddesses.

And the winner is Eva Godna!

And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose.

And then he told me he would run away with me!

And then I met Julie...

And then I realized that I'm against that and, um...

And then I say... Here's my line.

And then it's just happening.

And then look far into my eyes...

And then maybe going back to my place...

And then maybe, um, brush the hair away from my face.

And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay. "

And then one thing led to another...

And then where you gonna run?

And then, I don't know, then...

And then...

And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken.

And there were three of us in there.

And there were three of us in there.

And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven.

And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so...

And they made me head of purchasing, thank you!

And they were serving franks...

And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...

And this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?

And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet.

And today I will be singing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown. "

And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing...

And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing...

And we don't work hard?

And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.

And we're changing.

And we're...

And we've collected fossils from all over the world...

And weenie number two has it.

And what would that be on the side of?

And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no!

And when her spirit left her body...

And when we did help, he'd scream at us for doing it wrong.

And when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.

And while she'd like to be a star Tony always tended bar

And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County...

And yet somehow we went through five?

And you are way too good to be with a guy like that.

And you feel like we hold you back.

And you hate fish. Oh.

And you know what? Now I got closure!

And you know what? You're right. I do feel better.

And you know why? Because you told the truth.

And you know, now he's a pharmacist guy and...

And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!

And you sand it and varnish it.

And you see there, I'm thinking of names...

And you wear too much of that gel in your hair.

And you.

And you. You...

And you...

And you're no friend To those with noses

And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy. "

And, God, I just started thinking I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't.

And, oh! But there's wind.

And, Rachel.

And, uh, oh, Paolo.

And, uh, the lighting's always unflattering.

And, um, it would get kind of...

And, um, Monica's always saying how nice you are...

And, um...

And, um... And there's actually a woman?

And, well, his way, I get to have sex tonight, so...

And...

And...

And...

Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?

Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.

Angela?

Animal sex, animal sex?

Another graduation.

Another graduation.

Any idea who she's talking about?

Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.

Any reason to hang around?

Anybody have one from a different paper?

Anybody know a good tailor?

Anybody want a cruller?

Anyhow, here's your check.

Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wong?

Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?

Anything else?

Anything larger back there?

Anyway, I schedule performers for children's libraries.

Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate.

Anyway, I wish you both...

Anyway, that's all I know.

Anyway, they're called Fish tachios.

Anyway.

Apparently.

Are all you processors dorks?

Are these raisins?

Are these stitches?

Are they firm?

Are we gonna bring this out every time Ross comes over?

Are we nuts here?

Are we okay here?

Are we ready to order?

Are we still on that?

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

Are you and Julie not having sex?

Are you gonna be okay?

Are you gonna kiss me?

Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad?

Are you over me?

Are you ready?

Are you remaking the bed?

Are you sure, I can crush longer with my butt.

Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant...

Are you the cutest?

Are you trying to get me to bribe you?

Are you watching Star Trek?

Are you wearing my glasses?

Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?

Aren't you forgetting anything?

Aren't you gonna swallow that?

Aren't you gonna swallow that?

Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?

Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?

Arm around her!

As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?

As much as he needs.

Ashley copies everything Brittany does.

Aside from that, the evening was pretty much a bust.

Ask her how long she's gonna live.

Ask your slippers a question...

At least as long as I have the pants.

At least send some women to my party.

At least we know she's a woman.

At our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.

At the Copa

At the sound of the beep, you know what to do.

At the sound of the beep, you know what to do.

At the, uh, supermarket in the, uh, ethnic food section.

Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display.

Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car...

Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.

Aw, that's great. Why don't you tell Mommy on me?

Aww!

Back up, please.

Back up. Come on.

Baggage claim?

Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing

Basically, he told me to get over myself and just do it.

Be right back. She has to go to the bathroom again.

Be sure and send me that finished poem.

Because at first, he thought it was Joseph...

Because he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project.

Because he was just so darn cute?

Because I already invited her.

Because I promised Mindy I would.

Because I think actually mine's growing back.

Because I went to an all boys high school, and God is making up for it?

Because I went to an all boys high school, and God is making up for it?

Because I'm a neurosurgeon...

Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you.

Because I'm just...

Because isn't that...

Because it reminded you of the way...

Because it's a jungle out there!

Because it's a special hat.

Because it's a TV show!

Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new job...

Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen?

Because mine was licked on by kittens!

Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.

Because right now, I'm a dehydrating maniac!

Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason.

Because she...

Because she's your lobster.

Because soap is soap. It's self cleaning.

Because sometimes after you sleep with someone...

Because that would be fantastic!

Because that's where the party is, you goon!

Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it.

Because they both have those big brown eyes and the little pouty chin.

Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here.

Because you were mean to me...

Because, I mean, what if he's not this great dad guy?

Because, you know, "If you don't look good, we don't look good."

Before I forget, are we hitting faces?

Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up?

Before you even start, I'm not denying evolution.

Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

Being a huge Knicks fan myself...

Believe me, Chandler is no reason to leave daddy!

Believe me, sometimes that happens.

Ben, dinner!

Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.

Bert?

Bert? Bert?

Besides, I need to be in a room again with these people...

Best man making a toast here.

Better not be doing these in order.

Better roommate than you.

Better.

Big deal.

Big head, big head, big head!

Big smoker.

Big things are gonna happen! You'll see!

Big, big smoker.

Bijan for men!

Bijan for men?

Bijan for men?

Bijan for men?

Bijan for...

Billions of years ago, Earth was only

Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.

Bitter Town...

Blond girl? You're in room two.

Blow drying what? You have no hair.

Bob here!

Bob here.

Bob Saget?

Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember?

Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?

Boy, I would just, uh...

Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh?

Bras!

Bring on the hay!

Bring your nerves of steel.

Broke up with her.

Buddy, my monkey?

Bullies! Big bullies!

But according to the producer people...

But all the other ones.

But apparently...

But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it.

But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it.

But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while.

But come on, guys, just give him back the hat.

But enough about us. How have you been?

But given the right marketing...

But God forbid we should take a sip.

But he did have to have a bunch of stitches.

But he's with her now. You're just gonna have to get over it.

But I always made excuses, like "I'm just a social drinker."

But I do not want everything decided for me!

But I don't know it.

But I don't want to have one with someone who doesn't really want to have one.

But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me.

But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital...

But I married mine.

But I need it!

But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.

But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him?

But I think they had pot in them.

But I think we can handle it.

But I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college.

But I want her so badly

But I want to believe you.

But I won't.

But I'm gonna be there!

But I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore.

But I'm not here, you haven't met me.

But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff...

But if people would just give it a chance, it's

But if you don't help, I'm gonna take those hot dogs...

But if you want to stay in there and be mad...

But in your case, it's actually kind of true.

But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.

But it just feels like...

But it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

But it was 1982...

But it's cursed.

But it's cursed.

But it's Ross.

But Joey, you're gonna be fine.

But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

But lately she hasn't Been coming to dinner

But let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever.

But listen...

But no! He has to get me the woman repeller!

But now I know I don't have a choice about this. I was born this way.

But now I love you.

But now I'm with Julie.

But now she's actually stealing you!

But now...

But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.

But Rachel's just a waitress.

But right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing.

But she didn't do anything wrong.

But she's married. She has a husband.

But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here.

But still...

But still...

But that was a hell of a kiss.

But the point is...

But the silver lining, if you wanna see it...

But the truth is she died And someday you will too

But then he died.

But then she died and it was harder to argue with her.

But then the guy opens his beer and girls run at him...

But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.

But there was always this voice inside that kept saying:

But they're so dull! They're all ophthalmologists.

But this is a two line part!

But this is about your horrible mistake.

But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person.

But this so was.

But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep...

But today, it's like there's rock bottom...

But unfortunately that's not possible.

But wait, there's more. Chandler, what is in that envelope?

But wait! I left her office...

But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. Heh.

But we want a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!

But we're not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard.

But what you and I have is so much better.

But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.

But when it does, it's exciting.

But when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!

But with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left.

But without the other ones, it looks tacky.

But you already told me everything.

But you and I can never be together that way.

But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him.

But you guys came so close.

But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy...

But you have to understand, your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big.

But you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.

But you know what would be even sexier?

But you know what would be even sexier?

But you know what?

But you know what's cool? If you had a friend named Pete, I could say:

But you stay out there!

But you wanted to live by yourself.

But you're not.

But, Ryan, you're a military man.

But, uh, I hope you realize this means...

But, uh, it's gone now. You're all right.

But, uh, younger than some buildings.

But, um, I love you guys too!

But, um, my friend over there...

But, um...

But, zoo dollars?

But..

But...

But... But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!

But...?

Butterscotch?

By the way, Drew has some ground rules and...

By the way, Drew has some ground rules and...

By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall.

Bye, guys!

Bye, Marcel!

Bye, Rach!

Bye, Richard. Bye bye.

Bye, Ryan. Pleasure. Take care.

Bye, sweetie. I love you.

Bye, you guys.

Bye, you.

Bye!

Bye! Don't wait up!

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Good luck.

Bye...

Cabin of love!

Cachet? Jaunty?

Cake!

Call Joanna. Hi.

Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.

Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.

Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter.

Calm down. I'm blow drying.

Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?

Can I have it back?

Can I have this?

Can I please see your face?

Can I see the pictures of my dad again?

Can I take a message or... Or a fish tank?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Can people stop drinking the breast milk?

Can we drop this?

Can we see her?

Can we watch Joey's show now, please?

Can you beat up that guy?

Can you beat up that guy?

Can you believe how much this costs?

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks?

Can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?

Can you believe this place?

Can you believe this?

Can you get this?

Can you guys speak up?

Can you hold on? I have another call.

Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.

Can you see me in a place like this?

Can't believe I lost two minutes!

Can't get the monkey off your back?

Can't invite her.

Can't we use a pen?

Can't you look at this as flattering?

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!

Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!

Candle.

Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident...

Carol's fine with it. Come on.

Casa de Joey.

Cat hair.

Cat!

Chandie.

Chandle, we gonna find our seats.

Chandler Bing.

Chandler Bing.

Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper.

Chandler wrote something about me and won't let me see.

Chandler, can I borrow your G string?

Chandler, can I borrow your G string?

Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

Chandler, honey...

Chandler, I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project.

Chandler, you are not gonna die alone.

Chandler?

Chandler.

Chandler. Chandler.

Chandler. Relax, Chandler. She'll be here.

Chandler's wearing panties.

Chandler's wearing panties.

Charity?

Charity.

Charlotte who?

Check it out, man!

Check it out! We're bracelet buddies!

Check it out.