Friends - Season 10 Edit

A beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.

A coronary embolism might.

A lot.

A match. A candle.

A monologue? I don't have a...

A week before Christmas vacation?

About last night...

Absolutely.

Absolutely. You'll love the feeling. There's nothing like it.

According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

Actually, no. No, it felt right, you know?

Actually, no. No. You have to get off the plane.

Actually, uh, it's some stuff you left at my apartment.

Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Affirmative!

After you, Ms. Bananahammock.

Again, let's journey back.

Again, you're not speaking French!

Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?

Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?

Ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place.

Ah, I thought I heard voices. What? Ha, ha.

Ah, look who's back.

Ah, love!

Ah, there's gotta be a way. I mean, you know...

Ah, who am I kidding? Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.

Ah.

Ahem, well, he and I both really liked you a lot, um...

Ahem. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him...

Ahem. Look, uh, Ross...

Ahem. More foosball?

AL [ON RECORDING]: Joey, this is AI Zebooker...

Alan Lemon, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?

Alice would never go for it.

All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.

All of you guys. What can I say?

All right, all right, okay. How about this? How about this? Tomorrow...

All right, all right. Remember what we talked about.

All right, everybody, here's to Ross.

All right, fine, I pick you.

All right, five more minutes.

All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?

All right, I got to go. I have another call, Reverend.

All right, I gotta run. Tell Monica I say goodbye.

All right, I say we make a pact.

All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time.

All right, it seems pretty simple.

All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

All right, Joey, I don't think we can use this.

All right, let's play one more time, okay?

All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.

All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.

All right, moving on.

All right, Mr. Geller, right this way.

All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours, and there's a lot to do.

All right, so I guess that means good night then.

All right, so I'll see everybody tonight.

All right, so Mike's on his way over.

All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?

All right, so salmon. Either way. I don't...

All right, so that leaves Chandler.

All right, turn around.

All right, watch me.

All right, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.

All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party

All right, what was this sentence originally?

All right, you know what? We don't have a choice.

All right? Now, we flipped a coin before the show.

All right? So just be nonchalant.

All right.

All right. All right! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.

All right. Here goes.

All right. I gotta get back to the babies. See you girls later.

All right. My job here is done.

All right. Now I really have to go.

All right. Oh, I can't say goodbye to you guys again.

All right. Somebody show me where to plug in my box...

All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this, I better keep going.

All right. Well, just tell Emma that we'll be there as soon as we can. Bye.

All right. You know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.

ALL: Congratulations. Wow.

ALL: Go! Go! Come on!

ALL: Hey, Rach. Hey.

ALL: No!

Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats...

Although...

Always nice to meet a fan.

AMANDA [ON MACHINE]: Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again.

AMANDA: Hi. Ha, ha. PHOEBE: Hi.

AMANDA: Let's see. So should you get this directly...

AMANDA: Yes. I was looking for Monica.

Amy kept kicking me in her sleep, yelling, "Myron, get off!"

Amy, that's what I was supposed to wear today

Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time...

AMY: God...

AMY: Hi. MONICA: What'd you guys do today?

AMY: Ta da!

Amy? Hi.

And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor.

And all of a sudden you're there and saying these things.

And also, you know, I, uh

And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?

And clearly...

And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!

And have you had?

And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?

And he's standing next to this cow, and the cow says, "El moo."

And hey:

And I always knew that something was missing.

And I can't believe how lucky I am.

And I can't wait to share my life with you forever.

And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.

And I didn't get the other job.

And I got you a present for letting me stay with you.

And I know how much you want to have a baby...

And I know I speak for everyone here...

And I know it's gonna take patience, but that's okay.

And I know you love your wife.

And I love Crap.

And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.

And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with Evel Knievel. Ha, ha.

And I said, "Wait a minute. Yes, I am."

And I think you'll be very, very happy.

And I thought, "Well, that's good, because I'm having a baby."

And I was wondering if one of you guys...

And I was wondering if one of you guys...

And I'll bet we get it!

And I'll see you later, neighbor. Ha, ha.

And I'm gonna miss you.

And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes.

And I'm so sad that you're leaving.

And I'm the crier in the family.

And I've already told them about our situation with Emma.

And instead, you disrespect me.

And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter.

And it's not like I can take them two at a time.

And it's vanilla.

And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different.

And my last glimpse of anything.

And now I find out that you kissed her first.

And now you're gonna be family.

And plus, here, they'd have their own room.

And plus, Rachel's been so wonderful to me.

And remember, if I win, you do not move to Paris.

And say what? You owe me a goodbye?

And she always brags about all the famous people she's met.

And she feels the same way?

And she's gonna be louder out here too!

And she's turning on the TV...

And so there's no one to walk me down the aisle. And...

And starting to think about settling down.

And thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event.

And thank you for explaining to us what "escrow" means.

And thanks for all the wedding night advice.

And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...

And that I should thank some "Ron."

And that means never having to give a reason.

And that one day you might get married...

And that you never really liked Rachel.

And that's enough.

And the elevator opens up right into the living room.

And the moon comes

And the race is going to go from here to here.

And then he would draw a treasure map to help me find them all.

And then I had to sit there for 45 minutes...

And then I split this to make ears.

And then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.

And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.

And then these two move in to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs.

And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg...

And then we would all... Hey, get out of the road, you stupid student driver!

And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want...

And then years later, they'll find each other...

And there's nothing more important in the whole world than family.

And they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.

And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built...

And this is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving.

And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything.

And to love.

And to years of hard work finally paying off.

And we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it.

And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!

And we're also gonna buy you tiny bird hearing aids.

And we're out.

And what is life without love?

And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?

And when they're old, they can go to that farm...

And while she held him, she sang, 'I'll love you forever.

And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition...

And yet I never run into Beyoncé.

And you are?

And you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.

And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel...

And you have nice eyes.

And you said I'd never wear this.

And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins.

And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani.

And, I mean, you know, you guys, this is a big deal.

And, uh, oh, you're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend.

And, uh, she's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots:

And, uh, that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.

And, uh, that's, uh, Chandler climbing on Chandler.

And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo."

And...

And... And moment's over.

ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.

ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.

Anyone else?

Anything.

Anyway, I'm gonna go get some rest.

Anyway, if I'm the only one left out of this wedding...

Anyway, one thing led to another, and...

Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.

Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.

Anyway. So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike...

Anyway...

Apparently, babies and weddings don't mix.

Apparently, you can change it to anything.

Are they right?

Are we gonna have a bidding war? I better warn you, I'm a toughie.

Are you asking permission to break the pact?

Are you freaking kidding me?

Are you frigging kidding me, Green?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mom talking about Atkins. Good luck, Emma.

Are you kidding? Oh, my God.

Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored.

Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.

Are you okay?

Are you rehearsing for some really bad Mafia movie?

Are you still crying about your damn baby?

Are you still enjoying your nap?

Are you talking about me?

Are you trying to do a British accent?

Aren't you gonna be embarrassed having nothing prepared?

Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't...? You see?

As Estelle's only two clients, we would like to say a few words.

As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.

As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it'll be all right.

As long as I'm living...

As long as I'm living...

As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.

Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis..

Assume from now on that I'm always awake

At least if she's here, it eliminates the element of surprise.

At least now people will know she's a girl!

At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?

Aw, crap!

Aw, I love family traditions like that.

Aw, I want one.

Aw, we were worried about you.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw...

Awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?

B. B. B. B. B

Babies are dull.

Bah, they might as well just give us the points. Ha ha ha.

Bathroom is down the hall to your left.

Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.

Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them.

Because my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny tiny beard.

Because now you have a reason to come visit

Because of course I do. I love you.

Because patience is the road to understanding.

Because she's family, okay?

Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.

Because we'll appreciate it more when she's gone?

Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo?

Because...

Bedsprings! Unmistakable!

Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.

Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that.

Believe me, the ladies, they love it.

Believe me. There's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed, and

Besides, I'm with Charlie, right?

Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it?

Big surprise. The hunk of beef has feelings.

Bill and Colleen hate us.

Bitchen.

Boo us? Boo you!

Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look.

BOTH: Hey

BOTH: Hi! ROSS: Hey!

BOTH: No. Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard.

Burn, baby, burn

But after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose...

But also knowing it means a lot.

But despite, you know... It got good.

But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?

But equally real.

But Erin Brockovich had her own house.

But even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend my life wondering...

But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all.

But he just called and...

But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.

But I already told Zelner that I would come back.

But I am wrong.

But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there.

But I do. And when I'm in a café having coffee...

But I don't wanna choose. It's...

But I know he just wants to get into her pants.

But I know he really wants to sleep with her.

But I love my husband.

But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.

But I thought you should know.

But I understood every word you just said.

But I want to take care of you...

But I'm serious, I've never seen these before.

But I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.

But I'm sure you can handle this. I have won awards...

But I'm telling you now. I love you

But if a guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me, I am so gonna let him.

But if I hadn't walked in here, would you?

But if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.

But if you choose me...

But it really is to us, okay? Emma will never have a first birthday again.

But it turns out Mike was planning to propose to me that same way last night.

But just so you know...

But kids are so intuitive.

But knowing that you two would be our neighbors?

But Monica

But more important, because of rent control, it was a frigging steal.

But more importantly, to full, well rounded lives.

But my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.

But nothing else. Nothing else happened, okay?

But now I'm standing here today...

But now that I've had time to absorb it...

But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey.

But then we missed a weekend away together, and things kind of unraveled...

But they must've jumped off the table. Now they're gone!

But this has been lovely.

But this is fine. This is gonna be good.

But this is such an incredible opportunity for me.

But this time it was leading somewhere...

But we do.

But what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.

But what if it's better than ours? Shouldn't we look?

But what would a guy think?

But you know what?

But you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear.

But you obviously haven't.

But, God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well.

But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right? Please tell me we're getting rid of her?

But, you know, I mean, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure.

By the way, did you just get on the plane?

By the way, how was that yearlong dig in Cairo?

By the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful...

By the way, I wanted to ask you something.

Bye.

Can I adopt you?

Can I ask you something?

Can I ask you something? Um...

Can I get you anything? Want more ice chips?

Can I see you for a second?

Can we ask you some questions about the father?

Can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along? Huh?

Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?

Can you believe it? I've never had any professional dance training.

Can yQu'

Can't you have the party when we get back?

CHANDLER [ON MACHINE]: Hello? Is someone on the line?

Chandler gets pedicures.

Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency.

Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom.

Chandler, come with me.

Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go! Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!

Chandler, hello? I mean, aren't you scared of dogs?

Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.

Chandler, stop. It's not going to pop open.

Chandler, what are you talking about?

Chandler, what's wrong?

Chandler, you don't have a sister, so you can't understand...

CHANDLER: Come, let's go. Bye!

CHANDLER: Hey. PHOEBE: Oh.

CHANDLER: Hey. You look great. PHOEBE: You too.

CHANDLER: I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me.

CHANDLER: It's Chandler. Let me in. Go away

CHANDLER: Mm hm.

CHANDLER: Not so tight.

CHANDLER: Okay.

CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!

Chandler!

Chandler?

Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.

CHARLIE: Mm. JOEY: Mm hm.

Cheers.

Chick and the duck'? Didn't they die ?

Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.?

Christy Turlington. Uh, Kate Moss.

Cindy Crawford. Uh, Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer.

Clearly, we were wrong.

Clever.

COLLEEN: I'll get him in a second.

College guys are so cute.

Come here. Come here.

Come on, Chappy! Do your business! Make!

Come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off the ?

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, you can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?

Come on, you guys, this is really important to us.

Come on, you know me. Ha, ha. You know...

Come on.

Come on.

Come. Please come in. Come in.

Cool.

Could I get some peanuts?

Could someone get me a coat? I'm frigging freezing.

Could you get me a muffin?

Crap Bag

Crap Bag?

Creep)'

CROWD: Aw...

Damn it, it's never off the table.

Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together!

Damn it!

Damn it. Okay.

Damn, that window's clean.

Dating profile? No, I'm I'm talking about the work résumé.

Der Kommissar's in town

Der Kommissar's in town, uh oh

Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."

Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?

Did I go to this school?

Did I just say, "If I were a guy"?

Did I teach her that? Did I just impart wisdom?

Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting.

Did she do this to her?

Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?

Did someone call for the long arm of the law?

Did you count Mississippi ly?

Did you guys know that there's a giant ice sculpture in the hall?

Did you have a good time with Grandma Greene? Huh?

Did you just hang up on me?

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?

Did you know it was twins?

Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken.

Dive. Yeah, they dove. Headfirst into fun on the farm.

Divorce?

Do not let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.

Do you even know what a banana hammock is?

Do you guys have to go to the new house now, or do you have some time?

Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles?

Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers.

Do you realize we almost made it 10 years without that coming up?

Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?

Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back..

Do you think they recognize each other from in there?

Do you understand how important that is in our world?

Does he, um ? Does little Ross like dinosaurs, by any chance?

Does it look like this is my first time, huh?

Does someone mind switching and sitting with Charlie?

Does that mean we have to bust it open?

Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?

Doesn't work.

Dog.

Don't hide from Mama!

Don't let love fly away

Don't make jokes now.

Don't say Richard.

Don't say that. Don't dangle the dream and take it away.

Don't take that tone with me. Who do you think you are?

Don't turn around, uh oh

Don't turn around, uh oh

Don't turn into, you know, a French bitch.

Don't worry, we'll find them.

Don't worry, you guys! We're gonna get you out of there!

Don't you just love it?

Don't you think, on some level, he already knows?

Don't. Don't. Don't.

DONNY: And over here, we have Henrietta Cherry.

DONNY: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game.

DONNY: She'll be playing with star of General Hospital Leslie Charleson.

Dr. Green, are you feeling better?

Drink your hair.

Dude, are you okay?

Dude, where's my speech?

Dude, you're married to my sister.

Dude, you're not taking your Bible?

Dude!

Dude. Dude, I think you're losing it.

Easy for you to say. He's a father killer.

Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.

Ellen, we're gonna talk numbers.

Emma laughing...

Emma, do you even know it's your birthday today? You're 1.

Emma's first birthday cake

Enchilada.

Erica didn't pay attention in sex ed. class...

Erica went into labor. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now.

Erica, those things aren't free.

ERICA: I'll be right back.

Estelle?

Estelle? Why?

Even Chandler.

Even so...

Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.

Every day with you is an adventure.

Everybody left?

Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.

Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.

Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?

Everyone, Erica! Baby!

Everyone, I would like to make a toast..

Everything is broken into categories, then cross referenced.

Everything's packed.

Exactly. No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life.

Excellent. Put it on ice, the phone is off the hook...

Except for this guy who eats paper.

Except that, for one last time...

Except without that stupid Jill. Oh.

Except.

Excuse me

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Anniversary.

Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!

Feel me up?

Feels good.

Fine.

Fine. But if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...

Fine. Fine. You would not hold up well under torture.

Fine. Forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.

Finish it.

First name: Crap. Last name: Bag.

First Phoebe getting married. Congratulations.

First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her.

Fish. Seaweed

Florist.

For all he knows, we're just hanging out.

For there's no greater gift than the gift of music.

For your housewarming gift, I got you a baby chick and a baby duck.

For your information, ass munch...

For your information, I was staring at her baby.

Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.

Frank Jr. Jr?

FRANK: Huh.

FRANK: No, no, I can't.

FRANK: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe.

Friends. Family.

From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him.

From the pain you drive Into the heart of me

From?

Game?

Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.

Gene, you won the toss, so you'll start. Which category?

Gene, you'll have a chance to go to the Winner's Circle, but now...

GENE: Hey.

Get a load of this. She's proposing to him!

Get out!

Get this one.

Get your hair and makeup done. I'll take care of everything.

Girls Chandler could never get?

Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.

Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go.

Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.

Gives a whole list of choices.

Go ahead, Emma, blow out the candle.

Go! Go, Alan! Run, you hairy bastard!

God, I can't believe she saved me for last.

God, no. I don't wanna see him take his clothes off.

God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming.

God, this place is so depressing. If I had to work here, I'd kill myself.

God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.

God.

Good game. Good game. Good game.

Good job, Alan.

Good job, little buddy.

Good luck getting another scarf dance from me.

Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge!

Good luck.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, because the ladies, not so much.

Good. Oh, Rita's a massage client.

GOODBODY: All right. Rachel?

Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, g

Goody! What is it?

Gosh, our little ones are growing up fast, aren't they?

Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little, um...

Gosh, this is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times.

Got it!

Gotta move on

Gotta move on

Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.

Great! Okay, faster.

Great.

Great. I'm finished. In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.

Great. Okay, what are you gonna change it to?

Great. Shoot. What am I gonna do?

Groomsman? Why are you standing there? Where's your bridesmaid?

Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.

Guess what.

Gunther, hit the Christmas lights.

GUNTHER: Rachel? Yeah?

Gunther.

Guys, you're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me.

H93'

H93'

H93'

Ha ha! Looks like you're not gonna be in the wedding, either.

Ha, ha, seriously, stop it. I'm gonna jump on you.

Ha...

Hang on, she's right here.

Happy birthday.

Happy my wedding day to you.

Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.

Has it always been purple?

Has it been that long?

Have a baby with you?

Have a good time in Paris.

Have a seat.

Have fun at church camp.

Have some pride, for the love of God!

Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?

Have you seen Frank Jr? He's meeting me here with the triplets.

Have you seen him throw a ball'?

He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed!

He couldn't even undo my bra.

He didn't know he was adopted. There's a slight chance...

He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.

He didn't poop while we were there.

He has a killer apartment.

He has trouble staying in his lane.

He has your eyes.

He isn't?

He killed his father with a shovel.

He normally doesn't drink like this.

He offered me one.

He played the commanding officer in Rambo.

He probably loves his mommy

He proposed to me while he was still seeing you.

He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!

He pulled on his testicles so hard...

He stinks.

He told me.

He was gonna break up with you on your birthday?

He was supposed to get a weekend furlough so he could go to the wedding.

He went home. He didn't want to see anybody

He went out with Andrea Tamborino.

He wouldn't even know if you were there.

He'll be fine!

He's already flipping out about everything that's changing.

He's always reading, collecting rocks and he's obsessed with dinosaurs.

He's coming from Jersey. He said he'd get here as fast as he could.

He's cute.

He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani.

He's in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free."

He's probably got a tattoo that says "Mom" on his shovel wielding arm.

He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie.

He's rude.

He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors.

Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose.

Heh. Guess we won't be going back there, ha, ha.

Heh. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky...

Hello, Emma. Happy 18th birthday.

Hello, Michael.

Hello, Ross?

Hello, this is Chandler Bing.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Okay, stop screaming!

Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani.

Hello.

Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time.

Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange

Her name is Erica.

Her name's Precious?

Here come the shoulders.

Here we are.

Here, have a seat. Yeah.

Here, you highlight the word you want to change, uh, go under "tools"...

Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy hair problem.

Hey

Hey, Bailey, I need some career advice.

Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed?

Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?

Hey, do you realize that, at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment?

Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here.

Hey, guys, come on. You gotta see what Emma just did.

Hey, handsome.

Hey, he)'

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey. How did it go with you guys last night?

Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I can convince people to do anything, you know?

Hey, I forgot my scarf.

Hey, I hear she's single again. You think I should ask her out?

Hey, I know where this place is.

Hey, I was looking out for you.

Hey, I will have you know that

Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell.

Hey, I've never had a one year anniversary before...

Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you...

Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.

Hey, Joe. How's the second draft of the letter coming?

Hey, Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?

Hey, Joey, you wanna come with me to ?

Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up...

Hey, listen, uh, just before you go

Hey, look, there's Chandler.

Hey, maybe I can fix that. You know, try to turn it into something else.

Hey, Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.

Hey, Mon, it was nice of you to loan Rachel your car...

Hey, Mon, was it weird changing your name to Geller Bing?

Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Geller. Let me help you with that.

Hey, Pheebs? You know what?

Hey, Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think.

Hey, Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?

Hey, Rach, so, uh, how did your thing go?

Hey, Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation...

Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing?

Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday

Hey, so, what is the big surprise?

Hey, some of those were pretty hard.

Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.

Hey, that rhymes.

Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.

Hey, uh, Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?

Hey, um, do you remember that one really great time?

Hey, unless we move in with you, Dad.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Hey, what do you say we, uh, move this onto the likes of the couch?

Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?

Hey, what's all this stuff?

Hey, you guys, I have great news.

Hey, you guys!

Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.

Hey, you made it into a bunny.

Hey, you, uh?

Hey, your English is getting better.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects.

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Hey.

Hey.