Seinfeld - Season 7 Edit

A 4 pound can of black olives, that's a staple?

A 48 pack of Eggo waffles. A gallon of barbecue sauce.

A backup system?

A bastard child, perhaps.

A billiard parlor?

A birthday card.

A bit steep, don't you think?

A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk.

A bra's gotta fit right up against a person's skin. Like a glove!

A Cadillac?

A case? A case of Sponges?

A coffee. That doesn't mean anything.

A doormat?

A free truck?

A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.

A friend of mine in Chinatown gave it to me.

A George divided against itself cannot stand

A good looking blind woman...

A healthy person.

A letter?

A little.

A lost and found, huh? No, I don't think we need that.

A lot more responsibility.

A man like you could be dating women 20 years younger.

A man of temptations.

A periscope in a car so you can see the traffic.

A poppy seed.

A prenup?

A prenup.

A prenup.

A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly.

A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on.

A woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy...

A woman with a sexy voice lik e yours...

A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine...

About George's wedding.

About how you wish it was you who was getting married instead of him.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, let's just stick around.

Absolutely.

Actually, I'm drunk.

Actually, it's being taken care of right now.

Actually, that's the definition of selfish.

Actually, the importer is right in Chinatown.

Adios, muchacho.

Africa? Do you know how hot it gets there?

Africa.

After Dinkins lost the election, he had a complete nervous breakdown.

After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run.

After the car accident, I crawled into a ditch.

After the impeachment, my father left office in disgrace.

After you scarfed up my mutton...

Ah, the day.

Ah, the day.

Ah, you come back for your clothes.

Ah.

Ahem. Jim, our man here says, uh...

Ahoy, there.

Alarm clocks? No, I never use them. Don't trust them.

Alcohol.

All I do is get past the first phone call and I'm home free.

All I know is he promised me a discount on that dress.

All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms...

All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day.

All my work, my planning, my genius, all for naught.

All names sound strange the first time you hear them.

All opposed?

All right

All right

All right, 48, let's go. Let's go!

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. Give me a taste.

All right, all right. I'm getting off. I'm gonna go on the ramp.

All right, all right. I'm sorry.

All right, are you ready to eat?

All right, Bania.

All right, do you see what this is turning into?

All right, don't change me. Susan, don't change me.

All right, Elaine. But this is beyond news.

All right, fine. Come over here.

All right, fine. I'll drive the three hours each way and take them off myself.

All right, fine. Whatever.

All right, from pain will come pleasure.

All right, George. What do you think?

All right, give me the rope.

All right, go. It's a race. Come on.

All right, Hobo Joe.

All right, I am happy. And I'll tell you why.

All right, I know you're in there.

All right, I saw her. I saw her.

All right, I take what I want. Here.

All right, I'll I'll ask Susan about it later.

All right, I'll be right back.

All right, I'll buy them and get them to Elaine.

All right, I'll call Elaine. We'll meet you down there.

All right, I'll...

All right, I'm down.

All right, I'm sorry, Jackie.

All right, just give me my car and let me get the hell out of here.

All right, lean forward. Relax.

All right, let's eat already.

All right, let's go rap to the ladies.

All right, let's go. Come on.

All right, listen, let's just go. Come on, Jean Paul.

All right, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll let you know if we find anything.

All right, Nick. Let's hit it.

All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend.

All right, people...

All right, Schmoopies, what's it gonna be?

All right, take it away.

All right, take it easy. Just take it easy.

All right, take it easy. Just take it easy.

All right, that's it. Let's go.

All right, then I'll see you later.

All right, there's an 8:30 and a 10: 15 showing.

All right, turn to your right.

All right, very good. I'd like my car and deposit back.

All right, we'll start with 50,000 and free coffee at all of our stores.

All right, what's gotten into you? What's happened?

All right, what's it gonna be here?

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. A lost and found.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. Let's not get into panic mode!

All right. Back to business. Here you go.

All right. Back to work.

All right. But then I can't tell you the big news.

All right. Come on, coffee boy.

All right. Fine, fine. Go ahead.

All right. Give me the dog.

All right. I can give you an autograph here...

All right. I got everything here.

All right. I got two words for you:

All right. I just hope I can get it to the Friars before the show.

All right. I'll be right there.

All right. I'll do it.

All right. I'll make the necessary adjustments.

All right. I'll see you later.

All right. I'll tell you what.

All right. I'm gonna turn in.

All right. Let's begin.

All right. Let's check out the clock.

All right. Let's do it.

All right. Let's go deeper.

All right. Let's just stay calm here.

All right. Let's see.

All right. Look, I'll tell you what, I'll give you $50.

All right. My work is done here.

All right. Next thing on the agenda:

All right. Now, here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection...

All right. See you.

All right. Send her in.

All right. Thank you.

All right. That's very sweet of you. Okay, I'll call you later. All right. Bye.

All right. Very good. Believe me.

All right. We'll see you later.

All right. Well, good night.

All right. Well, lay them on me. I'll have three of them.

All right. Where's the mechanic?

All right. You don't know what you're missing.

All right. You're locked up in a prison in Turkey. I have your wallet.

All right. Your order is ready.

All that crap.

All that crap.

All the time. The mechanic forms an emotional attachment...

All this because you spilled coffee on yourself?

All this free time, I don't know what to do. You wanna do something?

All up here. It's innate.

Alrighty.

Also ear, nose and throat.

Always a pleasure to see you.

Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses?

An infringement on your constitutional rights.

An Oscar winner, Jerry. Do you know what that's like?

And a large soda.

And a ma in front of it, which is also good.

And a slice of pepperoni pizza

And another thing.

And best of all, it's a Cadillac.

And Buck Showalter's?

And do you know why?

And for you?

And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

And guess who's signed up for the truck?

And he didn't remember you?

And he didn't say "hello."

And he's not in this office.

And here's your card back.

And how's this? You're fired.

And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something

And I am nothing?

And I can prove it.

And I can tell you this: Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees.

And I didn't wanna find out.

And I got 50 cans.

And I just feel we need a little more time to get to know each other.

And I just found out today my insurance doesn't cover it.

And I know that I said that I was engaged...

And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap.

And I love you, Marisa.

And I need it bad, baby, because I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin.

And I sat there, hour after hour...

And I suppose Lloyd Braun had something to do with it too?

And I think that I would like you

And I thought, That is not my alarm going off.

And I wasn't even that nervous.

And I write it down.

And I'm a little tired.

And I'm always impressed.

And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.

And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.

And if you come to the 1:00 show, you can hear Jeffrey Haarwood.

And in the end, Lloyd Braun became more like you.

And it didn't take much prodding either, I have to say.

And it doesn't even have to be a big doubt, you know.

And it is all because of that car.

And it's It's kind of important to me.

And it's a problem because she thinks the exporting...

And it's like this all the time.

And it's not a little better. It's much better.

And it's their anniversary Friday night.

And it's very kind of you. Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it.

And Kramer's gonna be the usher. So, what am I gonna be?

And line up some candidates to fill that assistant position.

And look at this hand ticking around the crest.

And look, the pita pocket prevents it from dripping.

And Martinez throws it over Alomar's head.

And no cabs were stopping.

And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte.

And no numbers for you. You're a word man.

And not only that, the money was unbelievable.

And now I gotta go back out there and pick up this doormat.

And now I've swept myself off my feet!

And now they want me to accommodate them.

And now we say the magic word:

And now, if you would excuse us...

And of course, this is Central Park.

And old people get to a certain age...

And pay plenty for them.

And people constantly try to give you coffee.

And right now, I, for one, do not think it's cost feasible.

And she goes wa/king by in this /itt/e f/oozy outfit...

And she was beautiful in that bra. I'm crazy about her.

And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! Candy bar fortune.

And thank you for the free tickets. You are so funny.

And that left turn signal on...

And that was that. It was a photo finish.

And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us.

And that's why they need the glasses?

And the guy just took off.

And the same goes for this. Okay?

And the turbo was separated from the housing...

And the worst part is, after the movie he leeched onto us...

And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?

And then I put it in the bowl.

And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that.

And then we talked, and...

And then where does it go?

And then, about four years ago...

And then, and only then...

And there, tucked into the river's bend, was the object of my search...

And there's David Steinberg.

And they accept the compliment as if it was about them.

And they don't greet you with a hello?

And they're so anxious for it, you know. You come in:

And they're so anxious for it, you know. You come in:

And this all means what?

And this is causing a problem. Because why not do both?

And this time we're not skimping.

And this.

And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.

And tomorrow, if history is any guide...

And voilà!

And we had a pact, you know.

And we haven't really talked about it,

And we know it's a Saab.

And we love the name. It's very unusual

And we make it disappear.

And we're back there, Yeah, that's all fine.

And what about you?

And what is that redial button? Let's face it.

And what is this?

And what, hope for a crash?

And when it finally does,

And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either.

And who doesn't serve cake after a meal?

And why do they make them so small?

And yet the bicycle can have only one rightful owner.

And you feel sick to your stomach all the time?

And you got the AIDS Walk tomorrow.

And you have also brought with you another bra...

And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do...

And you know what?

And you met her in an antique store. I don't know how you do it.

And you'll make any adjustment in the dream to do it.

And you're all letting it happen.

And you've seen that one too.

And your crab legs? And a thing of cheese?

And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation.

Another champagne coolie, please.

Antonio!

Any thought pops into their head, they call me...

Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart.

Anyone for Bosco?

Anything getting through? Bob?

Anything lighter? How do you prepare the chicken?

Anytime after 4.

Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle...

Anyway, his car is in the parking lot, the front end is bashed in...

Anyway, I thought we'd all go to a movie on Friday.

Anyway, I was thinking about what you said...

Anyway, I was watching My Cousin Vinny...

Anyway, I'll see you later.

Anyway, it's not the only reason.

Anyway, see, the thing is, I found a condom in my car.

Anyway, so how was the dinner?

Anyway, you should be happy. You're engaged.

Anyway...

Anyway...

Apparently it wasn't good enough for them to serve.

Apparently the, uh, glue

Apparently, she doesn't think much of this George fellow either.

Are so offended, they back out of the marriage.

Are the clubs in it? Ask him.

Are there golf clubs in the back?

Are we gonna be sitting here when we're 60, like two idiots?

Are you a cop?

Are you aware of this?

Are you going to wear the ribbon?

Are you gonna eat those fries?

Are you gonna let me talk to Susan or not?

Are you gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on?

Are you having an affair with Elaine?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? We were getting along.

Are you okay, cowboy?

Are you okay, Jerry? You seem quiet.

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS Walk tomorrow.

Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.

Are you ready to order?

Are you sensing anything right now?

Are you sure it was me?

Are you sure you didn't hear my car making a funny noise?

Are you sure you're talking about George?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me people loved the name Blanche...

Are you telling me there's not one condo available in Del Boca Vista?

Are you trying to get rid of us?

Are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?

Are you two still playing? You've been up here three hours.

Aren't you concerned about the security guard?

Aren't you gonna tell your parents you're still alive?

Armoire.

Arrive?

Art Vandelay?

Art Vandelay.

As a federal employee, I believe the law is all we have.

As an adult, I can understand it...

As soon as I met these dogs, they started growling at me.

As vice president, Jack Klompus...

As you walk in the place, move immediately to your right.

Ask her to sign a prenup.

Ask him to repeat it. Tell him there was an echo.

Assistant to the general manager! Do you know what that means?

Assistant to the travelling secretary.

At $0. 10 a bottle and $0. 10 a can We're pulling in $500 a man

At Katie Ash's party. We talked for, like, 10 minutes.

At least I've spoken to my guy.

At least the Costanzas changed their mind about moving.

At the present time, we are still accepting bids.

At this time of day? That's insane.

Attention, company 390. Structure fire...

August 17 th, 1992.

Back in the old neighbourhood, huh?

Back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."

Bad situation.

Barbara, Jane, Mike, can I ? Can I see you, please?

Be able to check things out. With a back or without?

Be it here in Queens...

Be nice if you'd think of someone other than yourself.

Be right back. Hey, George, hey.

Be right over.

Bear with you?

Beautiful women. You know, they get away with murder.

Beautiful.

Because Art and I were getting into this whole thing...

Because at the end of the week you add them

Because he hasn't called me since we got back.

Because he thinks I was lying. I wanna show him I wasn't.

Because he told a man he'd give him a discount too. A man, Jerry.

Because he's a security guard.

Because he's off his rocker, that's why.

Because I can get you a considerable discount.

Because I can't face that scene.

Because I don't have a table.

Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met.

Because I have the votes.

Because I have to be able to trust you.

Because I like this one.

Because I love you so much, and I want you to be happy.

Because I think the blind...

Because I wanna ask her to lunch and to the Met tomorrow.

Because I'm a member here, this is my place to swim.

Because I'm going to the dentist...

Because if there's any doubt at all, I feel that we should cultivate it.

Because it's a stupid idea.

Because it's part of our relationship.

Because it's very hard to get compliments...

Because most women

Because since my father's breakdown...

Because the Costanzas are moving in to Del Boca Vista.

Because they don't allow outside drinks into the movie.

Because they were in the pockets of my jacket.

Because this world is your sanctuary...

Because you called her by the wrong name.

Because you love your little Kiki, don't you?

Because you was obviously talking to one of us.

Because your parents are going down there.

Because, I tell you, frankly...

Because, you know, she has no female friends.

Because, you know...

Bed? You should be sleeping on a wooden board for at least a week.

Been waiting about two hours.

Before they went off the market. But now I've got to re evaluate...

Before you know it, he's having lunch with him.

Behold, the Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Believe me, I am not crazy.

Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times.

Believe me, I thought about it...

Berating personnel, calling managers on the field during a game.

Bernie.

Besides which,

Besides, I don't even know her.

Besides, it gives me a chance to tell you about my trip to Burma.

Better than we estimated.

Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day.

Big news. The dog problem has been solved.

Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on.

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one.

Big Stein's onto something.

Big, big payroll project.

Bitter cold. Bitter.

Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak.

Bob, you know what?

Bob?

Bob?

Bob?

Bob?

Bob?

Bob.

Bobby, it's hard to hit two home runs in one game, even for Paul O'Neill.

Bold and beautiful.

Bosco?

Bosco.

Bosco.

Bosco.

Bosco.

Bosco.

Bosco.

Both times I've seen her, she's worn the same dress.

BOTH: Little short.

Bottles below!

Bottom of the eighth. Score tied at 1 apiece.

Bowl of corn flakes.

Boy, he's a weird guy, isn't he?

Boy, I am really surprised at you.

Boy, imagine liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice.

Boy, it's cold outside, huh?

Boy, she's beautiful, don't you think? I wish I looked like that.

Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?

Boy, that is a relief.

Boy, that stings.

Boy, that's a That's a big oven.

Boy, those were some crazy times.

Boy, with you two guys at the helm, the last piece of the puzzle is in place.

Boy, you better get to work.

Boy. Oh, I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid.

Bread bowl. You eat the chilli, then you eat the bowl.

Bread, $2.00 extra.

Bread. Beautiful.

Breakdown, huh?

Bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you.

Broke a shoelace today.

Brought to you by The New York Times and Hot 97.

Brown.

Buhner was a good prospect. No question about it.

Building A, are you for or against the motion to impeach?

Burned up. I don't know.

But 555 FILM is Moviefone.

But a different sort of trader still lurked.

But all that's gonna change.

But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?

But as far as your situation, you're seeing him tonight...

But does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer...

But don't tell anyone.

But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon.

But fresh fruit, it's available. It's there.

But he still needs all of our support.

But he's a rabbi. How can a rabbi have such a big mouth?

But he's so obsessive about the car.

But I am birth control shopping today.

But I barely know you.

But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement.

But I can promise you this, though:

But I could do it in March. I promise. I promise.

But I do feel as if I'm in need of some guidance here.

But I have made a decision.

But I never walk you home.

But I really want to attack this thing. You know, sink my teeth into it.

But I want you to be straight with me.

But I wanted to see the Bushmen.

But I woke up in the Hudson River in a sack!

But I'm afraid spite doesn't fit any of our conditions for a refund.

But I'm tired.

But I'm wearing the ribbon. He's wearing the ribbon.

But I've read articles, and I must say, it doesn't sound very pleasant.

But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...

But if you go back with me, then I'm not.

But if you have a nice follow through, you know, that's golf.

But it looks like my mother.

But it might have been on the zip up.

But it took him like 10 seconds.

But it's a very important wake up call, and I don't wanna take any chances.

But it's gonna take a major commitment from you.

But it's the end of the week, so I added up your tab.

But it's unheard of.

But mentally we couldn't quite make a connection.

But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat.

But not to worry. I'll tell the maÓtre d' it'll just be the three bulls.

But not you, Elaine. I always put you up here.

But now, I'm rejuvenated.

But on the week before holidays, we see a surge.

But she really looks like a Lilly.

But somehow she explained it to me, I couldn't say no.

But that is a subject for another sermon.

But that's New York and we're in Ohio. Those are pretty good odds.

But that's not "hello."

But the busboys are the best in the city.

But the mental thing...

But then I just couldn't decide if he was really spongeworthy.

But there's gotta be a time limit. We're not running a pawnshop here.

But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine. An Oscar winner.

But this is so nice and thick.

But this isn't fair.

But was it not still a promise?

But wasn't that taken off the market?

But what tempts you?

But you don't smoke.

But you got a nice face. Two even.

But you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

But you look like you're happy.

But you must promise that you will abide by my decision...

But you see You see, I didn't write that report. That's not mine.

But you still have your old job.

But you told me anyway?

But you were.

But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.

But, anyway...

But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men.

But, Elaine...

But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you...

But...

By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.

Bye bye, Jerry.

Bye, Ma.

Bye.

Bye.

Cadillac.

Calendar says winter, but the gods of spring are out.

Call her and tell her to bring you another one.

Call her up. She won't mind if you come.

Call me crazy.

Call me later, okay?

Came in the other day, you didn't say "hello"?

Campbell's tomato intravenous.

Can I borrow your jacket?

Can I do this?

Can I get a pack of gum, please?

Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie? You don't like pumpkin pie.

Can I have some gravy?

Can I have your license and registration?

Can I make December? I can't make December, right? Look! Look!

Can I offer you some kasha varnishkes?

Can I see it?

Can I take that box for you?

Can I talk to Susan?

Can we change the subject, please?

Can we change the subject?

Can you believe this?

Can you get this horse out of here? He's killing me.

Can you give us a hand with some of these boxes, Bob?

Can you help me get it down, Jerr? Jerry.

Can you stop and pick up those clubs, Kramer?

Can you take me over to Jiffy Park?

Can you wrap up all the leftovers on the table, please?

Can't believe you write for the J. Peterman catalogue.

Can't cope, can't stand the heat. Spit the bit.

Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat. Okay?

Can't you just make an exception? Please? I've got a nice face.

Carlo? No.

Carlo. It's me, Frank.

Catalogue writer's block?

Celebrate! How about some champagne?

Certainly not some stuck up candy bar heiress...

Certainly. May I ask why?

Champagne. Hey.

Champagne. Hey.

Change the subject? Toilets were the subject.

Change? Yes, I think that's a super idea.

Change? Yes, I think that's a super idea.

Check that out.

Checkmate.

Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant.

Chips.

Chunnel is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema...

Chunnel.

Cleaned out the whole West Side.

Closed? All right.

Clothing something, I don't know...

Clothing the naked natives of Bangtubesh.

Code! The code!

Coffee anyone? Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you.

Coffee?

Coffee's one of the only things you can have...

Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder.

Come here.

Come in here. George, this is Herb and Dan.

Come in, George. Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in. Come in.

Come on, already. Come on.

Come on, Bobby. Bobby, that's just as good.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride. I was about to pop in some Verdi.

Come on, Frank, it's your shot.

Come on, George, pick up.

Come on, Georgie, you know you wanna tell me.

Come on, give me that.

Come on, Jerry, let's go. The car is out front.

Come on, Jerry, this guy's crazy. Get out.

Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.

Come on, Kramer!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Morty. The jig is up.

Come on, Newman. Do it.

Come on, something's on your mind. Out with it.

Come on, Todd. Admit it. This is a date.

Come on, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you.

Come on, weave your web, liar man.

Come on, what are you talking about?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Aren't you gonna join us?

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. What's the matter?

Come on. I know you're there, laughing at me.

Come on. I never did get a chance to show you around the store.

Come on. It's a fantastic name.

Come on. Just put your clothes on. You'll get dressed in the car.

Come on. Let go of my shirt! This shirt is from Rudy's!

Come on. We'll take her for every penny she's got.

Come on. What's with you?

Come to catch a glimpse of high society?

Come upstairs. We'll have a talk.

Come with me to the store, and we'll pretend to look at the coat.

Coming to theatres this Friday:

Commonly found in very low priced envelopes.

Concerned that tomorrow is perhaps the biggest race of your entire career...

Cool it. Cool it, lady. Cool it.

Corned beef?

Cosmo here.

Cosmo Kramer.

Cosmo, go.

Cosmo?

Cosmo?

Cosmo.

Costanza, go get me a couple of calzones right now.

Costanza, how come these clothes smell like calzones?

Costanza, what is that you're eating? Looks pretty tasty.

Could have fixed me up with Marisa Tomei.

Could he hit two home runs?

Could I have a cup of tea, boiling hot?

Could l...? Could I talk to you for a minute?

Could you hold on for a second?

Could you repeat that?

Could you repeat that?

Could you sip it in your normal fashion?

Could you tell him the cable company was here?

Cultivate it?

Damn it. I got another call.

Damn.

Danny's? Come on.

Dead?

December! December!

Definitely.

Del Boca Vista.But they're not quite ready to go back...

Deliberate, I tell you!

Delivery from Melody Stationers.

Deserve? I don't know about deserve.

Desota's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose.

Detective, Jerry Seinfeld is here.

Diapers.

Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?

Did he mention to you why I called?

Did I tell you I ran into her last week? She looked great.

Did I tell you I'm getting a new number?

Did Kramer tell you?

Did Mr. Ross tell you to do this?

Did she have anything to do with Hitler?

Did she mention our lunch?

Did you believe that guy?

Did you bring the barbecue sauce?

Did you buy that electric toothbrush I told you about?

Did you end up paying Todd for these things?

Did you forget to take your medicine?

Did you have a good day or a bad day? What kind of day was it?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that? He said, Nice to meet you.

Did you just make that up?