This Is Us (2016) - Season 2 Edit

A bad call, Linda?

A bicycle, and it was over.

A boy, huh?

A college coach is gonna be sitting on that couch.

A Jacob Tremblay dog?

A little bit more complicated for me.

A lot of fun traditions.

A month's worth of repairs in a day.

A real date yet.

A real tour, okay?

About all this college stuff.

About being a dad to yourself.

About how happy the dog would make you.

About seeing someone you love in pain

About the idea of seeing you.

About the way she looks.

About wanting to do something, Beth.

Actor.

Actually, I was gonna take Randall behind the curtain a little bit.

Actually...

After all these years.

After all these years."

After we connected last night.

Against your mother's wishes?

Ah, and that Dunkin' Donuts by the light.

Ah, I need to call you back.

Ah, it'll just take a second, come on.

Ah, just in time for some Super Bowl chili.

Ah, Kevin.

Ah, see, look. Huh?

Ah, sorry about that. Mwah.

Ah! Ah, perfect. Okay.

All I had to do

All right

All right, "How much does childbirth hurt?"

All right, come on.

All right, just make it match.

All right, just wait till I get some sandpaper

All right, just wait till I get some sandpaper

All right, look, you know what, here's the thing though.

All right, so we're gonna see you guys after Kev's game?

All right, um, then I'm gonna go, Dad.

All right, we can go now.

All right, we'll see you guys after Kev's game.

All right, yeah, great.

All right, yeah. 3:30.

All right, you guys, um...

All right?

All right? It's Super Bowl Sunday.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Beth and I will be back at 2:30 to watch.

All right. Good night, sweetheart.

All right. Oh, oh, make sure that you ask, uh,

All right. Well, we're all set here.

All things considered, she's okay.

All things considered.

All three of you were just big old eggheads.

Allison really isn't into football.

Already memorized it.

Alright.

Also didn't know she had really cool nicknames,

Also, do some good.

Always pouring her coins into this baby.

An additional audition piece

An elderly couple, so it needs a little bit of updating,

An office with a view.

And and I've been planning this dish for a whole week,

And and, I'm sorry, I find it ridiculous

And because of my weight, you know?

And because of my weight, you know...

And because, well, bad things just seem to happen to me.

And coworkers.

And Dayje.

And disappointed.

And even if you could get through,

And for better or for worse, not that I think it...

And he can squeeze us in at 4:00.

And he had a... a list in his hand.

And he probably won't last, because, you know what,

And he turns out to be really nice and super cute.

And he's showing everybody pictures of it

And how that would remind me every day...

And I always wanted to have a daughter,

And I am finally on the brink of something special,

And I couldn't get ahold of you, so I came.

And I couldn't wait to come see you.

And I don't care if Kevin...

And I don't know how much longer I can stay this calm.

And I get... No, I understand why.

And I have. I've I've squared things

And I I just, like, ask him for one.

And I I'm standing out by the valet,

And I just panic. Bolt.

And I know what you're gonna say next, too

And I know when you get in there and work your magic,

And I ran out of my prescription for, uh, for my Vicodin again.

And I realize that I should have been looking

And I saw that, and...

And I slid out of bed as quietly as possible

And I want to ask the doctor if she recommends it.

And I will be damned if I let this stupid knee

And I will tell you that everything is gonna be okay

And I'm I'm, uh, I'm celebrating that.

And I'm not gonna leave here without my yellow onion.

And I'm probably not gonna be around for all of them.

And I'm stuck here with that damn wall.

And I'm trying to be strong here 'cause that's the gig,

And if I bring home another one, my wife's gonna kill me.

And if you do, I'll love you.

And if you don't,

And in the middle of it all is Pac Man, right?

And Irish, that's my color.

And it actually felt good saying it out loud.

And it can be over.

And it hurt.

And it made space in my heart for Randall, too.

And it required a bag of yellow onions.

And it sounds like a Shamrock Shake,

And it's like an alien abduction.

And it's not the usual stuff,

And it's strange, like, all these years later,

And Jack wasn't home, so, um, here I am.

And just...

And months of hoping...

And never ever tell anyone about them, including me.

And never held him.

And no jokes, okay?

And now the crowd...

And now you're whining about vaping?

And now, with his two week period of time off,

And on most days, my stature is only a complement

And presently, Shauna's doing well.

And provider and husband.

And Randall is gonna go major in some math thing

And Randall is just only trying to help.

And remember, Kevin's afraid of bears.

And saw all those new faces, I thought,

And see if your dad calls back.

And she was excited to say hi.

And sit down.

And smile and giggle at each other

And some other organisms

And something that resembles Tinder for dogs?

And start a construction company from scratch.

And Thanksgiving's a pretty big deal around here.

And that big, beautiful heart, too.

And that breaks my heart.

And that is not an easy thing for me to say

And that the g**** turns into a walnut,

And that woman took them from me.

And that's what gave space in my heart

And the days and the weeks

And the first thing, the first thing she does,

And the good news?

And the good news?

And the Realtor said they're a really nice couple.

And the second I get out of here,

And the walnut turns into an apricot.

And then again when you were...

And then I blinked, and I remembered.

And then I ended up going home and burning the pot roast.

And then on the other side of that...

And then once he gets his grades up,

And then the wondering set in.

And then we'll never come here again.

And then you use the white icing

And then you're gonna lose it,

And then you're gonna say something charming about how

And then you're gonna say, "That makes sense

And then, bam, something happens to the other.

And then... you're gonna find it again.

And they want to use it as evidence in that case,

And they're serving

And this guy is smoking a cigarette,

And this is my husband and co owner, Randall Pearson.

And this wasn't yours.

And told you to drink a dozen bourbons?

And wait until Ms. Linda calls you back.

And watch the end of the game with him?

And we tried again.

And we're gonna fight it.

And we've kind of been seeing each other.

And when one of you falls down...

And when we did our remodel here...

And when you're a mom, you get a front row seat

And who was I to insert myself into your life

And why'd she come to you then?

And you can study a bunch of different subjects

And you have to understand that...

And you know what?

And you want him to love you, and he does.

And you're gonna make a lot of choices,

And you're panic peeing.

And you're right.

And your hoping is only gonna make my hoping harder.

And, like, crazy cute.

And, somehow...

And, uh, links to dog shelters.

And, uh, speaking of college, have you made your list yet?

And, uh... you know, if I could get that refill,

And, you know, no one else sees me that way, either.

And?

Annie, they already told us. They don't know.

Another first down for number one.

Any college would be lucky to have a giant dork like you.

Any college would be lucky to have a giant dork like you.

Anyway, so, you want it?

Anyway, um... here goes.

Apparently there was a mix up.

Are gonna be spectacular, because you

Are spectacular, son.

Are these cold yet?

Are you insane?!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Arms wide open, just waiting for you to fall in if you needed it.

As we gradually improve the building."

At different moments, you need something different

At least the coffee's cold.

At least we have today. Let's make it count.

At the start of the '79 season?

At the Willow Creek Campground.

At the wrong time.

At your age, it's great.

Audio loves music

Aw

Aw, that's great, babe.

Aw, what kind?

Aw.

Aw.

Basement, maybe.

Be a good girl, okay?

Be my business partner.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Bec? Bec, what's wrong?

Because after fire escapes, we're gonna start on...

Because confrontation makes me cry!

Because I didn't do anything.

Because I forgive you.

Because I thought that if there was a chance that maybe

Because I wanted to do it a different way.

Because it fit once when we were kids.

Because it fit once when we were kids.

Because it helps, um...

Because she can't face how awful she feels.

Because that's what it means to be a parent.

Because they didn't bruise much.

Because they're actually auctioning a date off

Because we got our hopes up.

Because you don't have a problem!

Because you don't realize how beautiful you are.

Because you don't want to go busting through a bunch

Because you're annoying and you shouldn't be here.

Bedtime.

Before you put anything on top of it

Best Pearson Super Bowl ever.

Bet you that's her favorite color.

Beth will.

Beth, you sure you don't want to go to this gala tonight?

Better not.

Big house, fancy car.

Big house.

Big Three Homes.

Break a leg

Break it! Break it! Break it!

Bright yellow little dude just doing his thing.

Bug, for the record,

Bug, I had no idea

Bunch of new clothes for Deja.

Bunch of purple clothes.

But a nickname that I didn't know

But be because you're old.

But by the way, uh, they kept me up, all right?

But couldn't exactly say why?

But eventually, inevitably,

But he's a little frustrated.

But he's gonna be okay.

But he's...

But I appreciate you taking good care of her.

But I can't keep you.

But I can't quite wrap my head around it.

But I can't tell you where it is.

But I did tell her that we were pregnant.

But I didn't really have a choice.

But I didn't want to do that because I felt like

But I don't like patience.

But I had enough

But I I don't know why it's that big of a deal.

But I just could not deal with

But I knew if I let her go, I might never find you again.

But I promise,

But I think you've worn that one out, Tobe.

But I'm guessing it does not taste like a Shamrock Shake.

But I'm guessing that it is an expensive powder

But I'm leaving with my daughter.

But I'm older now, and I just..

But is everything okay?

But it feels that way, if that makes any sense.

But it happened to me, too.

But it takes you more energy and causes more trouble,

But it was wonderful to see you looking so well

But it would break my heart

But it's also probably pretty hard to think about her

But it's orange juice this year, not whiskey.

But it's other stuff, too.

But it's true? They dropped the charges?

But maybe soon.

But maybe... just maybe...

But mostly she's cool.

But my partner here,

But my sister's actually due for her third any any day now.

But remember Terrell Davis is a guy that...

But right now we have to focus on the major violations.

But Shauna is making inroads,

But she gets out,

But she likes you.

But she put food in the fridge, so it's all good?

But someone's gonna come get you

But that's how it works.

But that's not the point. The point is...

But the bones of it are so good.

But the good news is is that you got pregnant,

But the next item on our auction agenda

But then I saw something on the front lawn.

But then I started thinking about having a dog

But then on the drive home,

But they don't make them.

But they're actually prenatal vitamins.

But this isn't like a customer service deal.

But today, I am a man with a fiancée

But what I will not do... what is not fair for you to do

But what we don't want...

But why doesn't it match what Howard has?

But with me, it's different

But you aren't your brothers.

But you're the only man that's ever been able

But, I mean...

But, look, sometimes...

But, uh, it's a little last minute to get a babysitter.

But, uh, not because you're white.

But, um... but I'm...

But, you know, from everybody else.

But?

But..

But...

But... we have a good home.

But... we have a good home.

By "today" I hope you mean

By the phone in the kitchen.

Bye, Dej.

Bye, Louie. Be a good boy, okay?

Bye, Randall.

Bye.

Campground Ranger Station. Please leave a message.

Can we do one more? One more?

Can you get me something to drink?

Can you give me a second, please?

Can you help me, please?!

Can you just come sit with me for a minute?

Can you say movies and manicures?

Can you take a corn muffin?

Can't do a K venture today.

Can't even get them out of bed this morning.

Chris, before we talk about this game, let's talk about

Classic start to one of your serious talks.

Cleaning out the garage.

Closed steel door.

Closed steel door.

Come here.

Come here. Oh.

Come on, come on

Come on, I...

Come on, man.

Come on, Number Three!

Come on, you got this.

Come on, you used to love this stuff.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, Louie.

Come on. Fellas, this is Randall.

Come on. Let's go inside.

Come on. Let's go to bed.

Come on. There is no Mario out in the wild.

Come to us just like your brother did. Come on.

Coming from your dad and being the dad that you are,

Coming into my diner, prettiest smile I'd ever seen,

Company motto, write it down.

Congratulations, Soph.

Congratulations. You're officially six weeks along.

Congratulations. You're officially six weeks along.

Congratulations. You're officially six weeks along.

Cool means cool.

Cool means normal.

Cool. Ow.

Could be anywhere in here.

Crossing names off of lists.

Dad, stop.

Dad, stop.

Dad'll get the lights back on in a sec.

Damn it, I didn't want to do this.

Dayje.

Decade after decade just eating those circles,

Defense! Defense!

Defense! Defense!

Deja! Deja, come outside!

Deja's in there.

Deja's the one good thing I've done.

Destroy another one of my dreams.

Did Dad tell you about Deja?

Did I do something wrong?

Did I ever tell you that story about going to the grocery store

Did I... sleep on the wrong side?

Did Louie pee again?

Did Ms. Linda say when she was gonna check up on my mom?

Did she say what's wrong?

Did you even know what Howard was?

Did you forget your keys, Tobe?

Did you have a couple of emotional hours?

Did you hear that?

Did you like it?

Didn't realize you thought I was passionless until now.

Didn't the guidance counselor say

Disappointing you on top of that.

Do you know that sound?

Do you know why no one's defending you?

Do you like it, R?

Do you remember Dad?

Do you remember how the Steelers were a wreck

Do you think it's because you're annoying?

Do you think it's gonna fit our tub?

Do you think that you could play just one song for me

Do you think that's funny?

Do you want to knock down a wall?

Do you want to talk to your dad?

Do you watch The Manny?

Do you... want to come back?

Does she like the dress you got her?

Doesn't matter. If I bail last minute,

Doesn't mean I don't like living with you.

Doing right now. It'll keep me busy, so, uh...

Don't call her, okay?

Don't don't, don't worry about it. I to... I totally get it

Don't ever stop

Don't say "Foster Dad," that's stupid.

Don't say anything.

Don't stop trying to...

Don't you do that. Don't you make me the nagging girlfriend

Don't you guys get it?

Dying, Jack.

Eggheads.

Especially me.

Even if it means losing 'em all over again.

Even your mom,

Eventually, I opened up to your dad.

Everything changes all the time.

Everything was good.

Everything, babe.

Everything's gonna be okay. Promise

Evicted, day one. Nice work.

Exactly what they want to do with their life.

Except try not to make it worse.

Excuse me, where are you going, lady?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Fair enough.

Fall inside if you needed it.

Fancy car.

Feel like Malcolm at Mecca.

Feels like it's pouring.

Felt like that ever since I was little.

Finally.

Find a project, complete the project, stay sober.

Fits in most tubs.

Fixed it!

Flip a few houses, get my feet wet?

For a really long time, and...

For John Elway and the Denver Broncos.

For Sophie's hospital gala thing tonight.

For the big Thanksgiving night game.

For you and Kevin.

For, like, an hour.

Foster mom, Alice,

Fred's whole "Yabba dabba doo" philosophy.

From a life I had nothing to do with.

From being delivered to my apartment.

From carbon dioxide and water.

Geez!

George, we got a call.

Get in the backseat with your brother.

Get over here.

Give me that egghead.

Give me. Thanks.

Give people some space, let them come to you.

Glad that talk really sunk in.

Glamour, Vogue, Cosmo.

Go ahead.

Go celebrate with your parents. It's fine.

Go home,

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go!

Going so far away, especially since...

Gonna be fun.

Gonna get you!

Gonna get you!

Gonna go grab some coffee at that place around the corner.

Good boy. See? That's a good boy.

Good bye, Kevin.

Good job, babe!

Good job, babe.

Good luck, baby.

Good night.

Good.

Good.

Got it?

Got the girls into it, too.

Got your wife on the radio.

H.U.!

Had a good job.

Had a pretty difficult relationship.

Half the time, my front door doesn't lock.

Hand me a glass, bud.

Hand me that bag.

Harvard, my kid, Harvard.

Harvard. You know, I just keep saying it.

Has to talk her down like she's the child.

Hashtag "AmericanHistory."

Have a baby.

Have a nice time.

He came right up to our front door and I just had to keep him.

He can transfer wherever he wants. Right?

He did. I'm sorry to hear that.

He gets special attention sometimes?

He has a game every Friday.

He just got arrested for a DUI.

He was so real to me.

He... He's just trying to show you how much he loves you.

He's already been gone for 20 years.

He's already been gone longer than we had him.

He's coming back.

He's coming back.

He's coming back.

He's fine.

He's here!

He's like a cartoon character.

He's old.

He's starring in Ron Howard's new World War II epic,

He's your brother, Kevin.

Headed to new apartment building

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello. I love option number two.

Help, help! The sky is falling!

Her entire career.

Her world.

Here you go, bud.

Here you go, ladies

Here.

Here.

Here. Babe, take this. It's gonna be cold.

Hey o

Hey, and no Game Boy.

Hey, babe?

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe. Do you want one of these? They're still warm.

Hey, baby, go grab a sweater, okay?

Hey, baby.

Hey, Beth, we don't have to go through this again

Hey, bud

Hey, bud.

Hey, bud.

Hey, Bug.

Hey, come here.

Hey, do not talk to your mother that way.

Hey, drive safe. I love you.

Hey, George

Hey, guess they like, uh,

Hey, guys! Guys!

Hey, guys.

Hey, have a great day.

Hey, have you seen my brother?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa

Hey, I I thought you would've canceled that.

Hey, it's Kevin. Leave a message. Or better yet, send a text.

Hey, it's Kevin. Leave a message. Or better yet, send a text.

Hey, Ivy League, you think you could help me figure out

Hey, Kev.

Hey, Kev.

Hey, kiddo.

Hey, man, I'm not one to complain about free labor,

Hey, man, uh, I got to go.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Randall.

Hey, sis.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, Tater Tot.

Hey, the pre game is starting!

Hey, uh, you said Kate Pearson, right?

Hey, uh...

Hey, uh... this is Kevin Pearson calling,

Hey, um...

Hey, what can I say, man? I love my wife.

Hey, why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Hey, why don't you go to, uh, veterinary school?

Hey, you know?

Hey, you okay?

Hey! Look at you.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. "Do some good, don't go broke."

Hey. "Do some good, don't go broke."

Hey. All right. I didn't see you.

Hey. Hey, Soph.

Hey. I'm just here to help, bro.

Hey. What do you think?

Hey. What's your name?

Hey. Where's Kate?

Hey. You really think he's gonna be all right?

Hey. Your brothers both abandoned ship,

Hey... Bec?

Hi

Hi

Hi there. We're having a baby.

Hi, Audio.

Hi, Kev

Hi, Mom.

Hi, son.

Hi, uh, I spoke to someone on the phone.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. This is Kate Emily Pearson.

Hi. Uh, I am leaving this message for Jack Pearson.

Hike!

Hill 400, that just finished shooting.

His name is Terrence,

His name is Terrence!

His shoulder, his ribs...

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. All right.

Homie's like Sisyphus.

Honey.

Hope to see you here at Howard, man.

Hopefully, this will warm you up a little bit

House has been on the market for three months, George.

How are our plants doing tonight?

How are these people gonna feel when you don't deliver

How are we?

How are you? So, what, uh...

How are... how are the boys doing?

How can I be this sad?

How do you spell "Kundalini"?

How do you want me to handle this?

How long are we gonna be there?

How many adventures had you had with your brother and sister?

How many rides had you taken over the years

How many times did you and my mother meet?

How nice is that?

How was the cabin?

How was your day?

How you feeling?

How you were kind of mad about it

How's it going? We're pregnant.

How's Kate doing?

How's she doing?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. Okay.

Huh. Well, we can't go see both movies and get a manicure.

I already know.

I already know.

I always do three stitches, I think that looks best.

I always have so many questions

I am a large and powerful man, Karl.

I am gonna say, "You always start with pest control

I am just waiting for some rooms to clear

I am. Again.

I am...

I banged up the car.

I bet he's hungry.

I built our house. It's the same thing.

I called, they said it might be here.

I can draw you a bath.

I can fix that, too, Lloyd. Right away.

I can fix your door, Rosemary

I can't decide between Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I can't just quit my job, you know,

I can't take a shower. There's no curtain.

I can't..

I come on too strong.

I could be a part of the big stuff.

I could've helped you.

I couldn't stop thinking

I did run this household for 18 years,

I did.

I did.

I didn't even know that you were interested in Howard.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know what bike belonged to you.

I didn't know whether yours was Number One,

I didn't mean it.

I didn't see it... Kevin.

I didn't slow my roll.

I didn't want to get excited.

I didn't want to let you down, that's the truth, but I am...

I do not think you want to know the answer to that one.

I do.

I do.

I do. I do. You don't want to jinx things.

I don't believe my daughter asked you about Ron Howard.

I don't care whose it was.

I don't know what you want me to say though, you know? I...

I don't know why my mom needs you checking up on me.

I don't know, what do you think?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know...

I don't really follow football.

I don't think so

I don't think we can keep Deja from her mother.

I don't want him to major in Pac Man.

I don't want my hair to fall out.

I don't want to be on camera.

I don't want to get old like that.

I don't want to get there late

I don't want to get there late and make a bad impression.

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't, I don't want you to think that...

I don't.

I don't...

I don't... I don't... I don't know. I I...

I drove straight here from that alumni thing in Pittsburgh.

I feel like I failed you.

I feel like I'm already running out of time.

I feel like that all the time.

I felt like I am in the wrong place

I figured one of them was your nickname,

I get it.

I get it.

I get that.

I got something I want to show you.

I got to do something to keep my hands busy,

I got two different drop offs at two different schools,

I guess, or he thinks maybe we do, maybe we don't...

I had it on my computer.

I had that same feeling when I came here.

I hate my house.

I have a recipe that calls for four ounces of yellow onion.

I have a tracking number.

I have my lunch gig. Remember?

I have no idea what that must be like for you.

I have no idea.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to go to work.

I have, like, a month to decide, Mom.

I heard there was some party in the woods tonight.

I held my grief from your father for weeks.

I hesitated.

I hope to come here, man, so bad.

I I didn't hesitate.

I I like it.

I I...

I just freaked out for a second.

I just got really excited, Beth.

I just kept praying

I just thought it must be tough...

I just tried to get away from my father.

I just want to tell you so you know

I just want to wait a little bit longer

I just wanted to hang out with you for a while.

I just, I don't see myself the way you see me.

I just, I want it to be perfect before the game.

I just, I want...

I just...

I just... I just feel like I'm always gonna feel this way.

I knew him already.

I know how difficult this is,

I know I shouldn't have done that.

I know I shouldn't have, but... I did.

I know my mother does some stupid stuff sometimes,

I know that you love your brother, Randall,

I know that.

I know these look like candy,

I know what it must be like...

I know where I need to be

I know you and Jack

I know, baby. It's gonna be great.

I know, but I feel like I just took this from Toby.

I know, but you did.

I know, but...

I know, but...

I know.

I know. She's a fighter.

I like your hair, by the way. It's very, very...

I lost the baby, Mom.

I Love Lucy and maybe some Good Times.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love your dress.

I made it

I may have already left them a message...

I mean, for me, a room. I need some sleep.

I mean, Harvard is... Harvard.

I mean, I don't think that he really has much time left.

I mean, is there anything that you want me to... tell him?

I mean, maybe not, like, today, or tomorrow, or next month,

I mean, nobody wants to live in a house full of...

I mean, the second I found out I was pregnant with you guys,

I mean, the song selection was perfect.

I mean, trying different routes,

I mean, why wouldn't you tell me?

I mean, you got actor help, but basically that's like,

I mean, you know that. You've seen it.

I mean, you know,

I mean...

I missed you.

I need him to call me as soon as he can.

I need to borrow a tie

I need to remind you both

I need you to stop

I never even met the baby.

I never held Kyle.

I probably just need some air, so I'm gonna go, you know...

I promise you.

I put an ad in the paper looking for my birth parents.

I realize it's the weekend. Sorry about that.

I really appreciate it.

I really like it there, Dad.

I really want to go to Berklee, so I really hope you like it.

I recognize that I may be a little bit dense

I remember the whole ride

I remember they asked me if I wanted to

I remember thinking, "William, you fool, don't do this.

I said no Game Boy. Turn it off, now.

I see that.

I seem to remember a pretty young woman

I should have called. I...

I should not go in there.

I shouldn't have gone through your stuff, Kate,

I sound smarter when you do me than when I do me.

I talked to the lawyer, and he thinks we have a case,

I think he likes Allison more.

I think he really identifies with

I think her boyfriend knew that we thought it was funny,

I think I got a little too excited

I think I maybe overdid it with the orange zest.

I think I'm just gonna stay at Sophie's tonight.

I think it might be too much for her, babe.

I think it'll crush me.

I think it's great, you know,

I think it's hard to picture myself outliving Dad, you know?

I think it's too booby.

I think it's, uh, cirrhosis.

I think she's ready. Here she comes.

I think so, too.

I think that's okay.

I think the first thing we'll want to do

I think they're kind of Deja's thing, too.

I think we're gonna go see Titanic if that's okay.

I think we're good from here.

I think you're a little overdressed for a day of

I thought I'd bring this over.

I thought it would hurt him to see how sad I was.

I thought you were a fan.

I thought you were Kevin.

I turn my back for two seconds to look after my babies,

I used to be obsessed with Pac Man.

I want it to so badly, but...

I want my yellow onion. I want what's fair

I want to buy this building with you, Beth.

I want to get dressed.

I want to make sure my head's straight when I talk to her.

I want to put on my happy song, and I'm gonna be all...

I want to try again

I want to welcome you all to Howard University.

I want to.

I want what I came for, okay?

I want you to expect bleeding anywhere from five to 14 days.

I want you to know that y you weren't just a name on my list.

I want you to put your eyes on it.

I want you to tell her to give me my onion back.

I want you to tell me why.

I wanted to be the mom that had her...

I was 25 when I got drafted to Vietnam.

I was actually wondering if we could visit a different school?

I was always in trouble there. We all were.

I was away from my phone.

I was clean then.

I was driving around like some nut job looking for you.

I was just looking at you and thinking, "Wow.

I was just practicing my presentation.

I was like Sonic the Hedgehog up in here.

I was off balance.

I was out of place...

I was so... shocked.

I was supposed to end up in the Super Bowl,

I was there.

I was walking.

I wasn't expecting to be dropping by every day,

I wasn't gonna tell her...

I watched the tape.

I went down a puppy rabbit hole, that's all.

I went on this long, hot walk.

I went to go grab that bag of onions.

I went to Shauna's apartment

I will hold your head in my lap, and I will stroke your hair,

I will.

I won't stop.

I wonder if I could check on him from time to time.

I would be disappointed for you, not for me.

I would have to take you. Kevin will be busy.

I, um...

I...

I... I got freaked out about running out of time.

I'd adopt him myself, but I already got two dogs

I'd explain I was no threat,

I'd play it for hours after everybody went to sleep.

I'd rather die.

I'll bring the girls.

I'll come tuck you in. Come on.

I'll fill that part out.

I'll give you two some time alone.

I'll kill him.

I'll love you, too.

I'll meet you back at your place, okay?

I'll see you later.

I'll sleep on the couch.

I'm 37.

I'm a nurse and I didn't even see it

I'm all right, though, you know.

I'm almost 40 years old and I'm starting a new career.

I'm at this cocktail party, right?

I'm coming back for her.

I'm definitely going to.

I'm ecstatic!

I'm ecstatic! I'm a... I'm aquiver!

I'm eight weeks pregnant.

I'm exhausted, you know?

I'm fine. Mom, what are you doing here?

I'm Fred. I'll be giving you your tour today.

I'm going in.

I'm going to recommend to the court

I'm gonna ask you politely one last time.

I'm gonna be able to square things up with, though,

I'm gonna call Kate.

I'm gonna call Linda.

I'm gonna Chuck Noll the boys.

I'm gonna go to my office in time for my 2:00.

I'm gonna go to Sophie's.

I'm gonna miss her.

I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that.

I'm gonna put on my happy song and I'm gonna be all...

I'm gonna see what else you got here.

I'm gonna utilize my resource

I'm happy to be here with you, though.

I'm having a geriatric pregnancy.

I'm here for my daughter.

I'm here for Stanley Pearson.

I'm here to get my daughter.

I'm here.

I'm his daughter in law, Rebecca Pearson.

I'm I'm aquiver!

I'm just browsing. My fiancé wants a dog,

I'm just trying to, you know, stay busy.

I'm just... I'm exhausted.

I'm kidding. Sorry.

I'm looking for Shakespeare.

I'm not doing anything I wouldn't want to.

I'm not gonna calm down though, because what I want

I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not Ivy League yet.

I'm not mad.

I'm not sure.

I'm not that old.

I'm okay.

I'm out.

I'm pissed that my life sucks so hard and Mom won't shut up

I'm pregnant.

I'm Randall "Cool" Pearson.

I'm really proud of you for working so hard on this project

I'm Rebecca.

I'm right here.

I'm s... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about Deja.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Berklee.

I'm sorry I had to leave in such a hurry,

I'm sorry if something happened.

I'm sorry that it's under these circumstances.

I'm sorry this is so boring.

I'm sorry, I... had to.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry, Soph. I'm just, you know, tired.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. He's not here. Can I take a message?

I'm sorry. I figured she just went home.

I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to choke... that's all.

I'm starting to get really uncomfortable here,

I'm supposed to be making amends

I'm sure you were a gentleman.

I'm sure.

I'm thinking I want to try and start the business again

I'm very sorry you had

I've always wanted a partner's desk

I've been double parked outside for 20 minutes.

I've been through worse.

I've been trying to get ahold of you.

I've been unsure, too.

I've been watching too much Seinfeld, too.

I've been working my ass off,

I've got enough fans in the stands cheering me on.

I've had a lot of fun doing it with you.

I've started smoking.

If I didn't hold him, somehow it would lessen the pain,

If I said yes, would you be mad?

If this string of old Christmas lights is the stuff of my life,

If we're slowing our roll fixing these crappy apartments,

If you can't help a guy when he's in pain, right...

If you didn't want to be on camera

If you don't like it.

If you don't want to, but...

If you ever need any help with her,

If you saw how great you were,

If you want, I can sit down and we can go through that

In a house that's always clean,

In a long time, and I really wanted to make him

In every place that I went.

In my office.

In one basket? Yes, I know what she said.

In that other direction.

In the pornography that I don't watch.

In whatever way they found comfortable.

Instead, I just pick up a hammer.

Insurance card.

Interesting.

Introduction to Chemistry!

Is a half inch taller

Is a whole lot more than that.

Is Dad mad?

Is Deja gonna have to go home?

Is for you to tell her to give me my onions back, okay?

Is gonna help the boys get along better?

Is in need of significant repairs.

Is it always like this?

Is not being able to do anything about it,

Is not fit to take care of a child.

Is she okay? Is she...

Is shore up your fire escapes, okay?

Is that Kevin?

Is that my granddaughter?

Is that the Manny?

Is that, um, is that cool with you, Kev?

Is the fact that she is crushing on Kevin.

Is the reason that she wants to go.

Is there anything that I can do for you?

Is this it?

Is this the way

Is to tell me that I wasn't a part of this.

Is what gets you the big house and the fancy car.

It didn't happen to you.

It gets worse when there's a lot going on.

It had Bluetooth.

It is true. It's true, Randall.

It just, it jumped out at me

It means...

It should be a fairly easy thing to say.

It sounds like Sophie got into NYU.

It was because of the magazines

It was fine.

It was great

It was just... hard.

It was nice to have finally met you.

It was on TV, the draft.

It wasn't your fault.

It works like that, huh?

It would be so easy for you to be nice to him.

It's a distro center. Can't help you. Sorry.

It's a fancy baby bath.

It's a little early for vodka.

It's a relocation.

It's about hoping that the little lima bean inside of me...

It's all Broncos, Broncos, Broncos.

It's all right.

It's all those fancy people, and it's way past her bedtime.

It's banging all the time.

It's been that way since you guys were babies.

It's called a laugh track, or whatever. Anyway...

It's cold in the movies.

It's funny, right?

It's gonna be fine.

It's got to be smooth R & B, okay?

It's his knee.

It's in D.C., where Keith goes.

It's it's a doctor's office, not a diner.

It's it's really when I don't see it coming.

It's it's totally fine.

It's just a door.

It's just a tour, Ma.

It's just a tour, Mom.

It's just beer.

It's just not gonna.

It's just...

It's just...

It's like some weird, obnoxious celebrity baby name

It's like that.

It's literally what it's called.

It's mine!

It's my job to keep standing there with my arms wide open,

It's my job to make a judgment based on the present

It's my turn to hammer.

It's no big deal. Uh, I realize

It's not an eviction, Lloyd

It's not fair! It's not fair!

It's not fair.

It's not like the Steelers are on this year.

It's not nice.

It's not your job to make me feel better.

It's not.

It's not. It's my job.

It's okay, Louie. Okay?

It's okay.

It's our first day to turn

It's still there.

It's the Bundt cake that I made for Kevin's interview tonight.

It's the same game over and over again.

It's the weekend. We wrapped a movie,

It's too booby?

It's underneath all this hair somewhere, right?

It's weird, man.

It's when you say, "I've never owned a building before

It's your sister.

It's, like, a gateway thing.

It's...

Jack Pearson?

Jack, enough!

Jack, if you're listening, I need you to call me back.

Jack! Fuse!

Jack! Fuse.

Jack's not coming

Jack's wife.

Junk? Sally, this "junk" is the stuff of our lives.

Just a list of five schools.

Just because I want to go home,

Just called and said that he's ill.

Just come sit with me, and we'll watch

Just different people playing it.

Just don't panic pee, okay?

Just getting the rest of her things together.

Just got to be patient.

Just just wait right here, okay?

Just leave me with the past

Just let me remember you when when it was good.

Just like that, I realized it was over

Just like that, it was...

Just make the work match.

Just off balance.

Just so you know,

Just twice.

Just, uh, hear me out. Um...

Just...

K...

Kate lost the baby.

Kate lost the baby.

Kate, I'm sorry.

Kate, it was just a little tap.

Kate! Can you clean his pee anywhere else?

Kate.

Kate.

Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate. This is insane.

Keep your options open.

Kev, you didn't even look at it.

Kev's in rehab. I let Kevin get sent to rehab.

Kevin just found out that Sophie got into NYU.

Kevin Pearson, ladies and gentlemen.

Kevin Pearson!

Kevin's blowing up your phone

Kevin's fine.

Kevin's gonna go play football somewhere,

Kevin's had to adjust his plans a little bit.

Kevin's the worst again.

Kids in my school are gonna make fun of me

Killing me.

Last Pearson Super Bowl is getting off to an angsty start.

Last Super Bowl with the kids.

Leave a message for Kate.

Lemonade as much as water.

Less arguing, more tent building.

Let me get the vaccination report. I'll be right back.

Let me remember you at at at ten

Let me talk to your mother.

Let me up, I got to get ready for work.

Let your sister use the bathroom now!

Let's all raise a glass

Let's check it out.

Let's do this. I think we should do this.

Let's go with that one.

Let's hit the road.

Let's just go big.

Let's make one more stop.

Life feels like Pac Man...

Like "if Jacob Tremblay was a dog" cute.

Like everything just flies out of my head.

Like everything's just gonna be

Like how much water or light they get...

Like if they listen to music

Like Tater Tot...

Like you're not alone.

Like, almost none.

Like, I suddenly realized that I can do this.

Like, it wasn't a choice. I didn't plan it.

Like, sometimes I try, and I can't.

Listen, I was just... I was hoping we could get one more, uh...

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at that. Good as new

Look at you.

Look how handsome you are.

Look, camping's all about teamwork

Look, come on. I I thought that, you know,

Look, I know that dogs are a sensitive issue for you.

Look, I know what you're gonna say.

Look, I told you it wasn't my gun.

Look, it's the Manny.

Look, now look... the the TV is gonna go right here.

Look, um, I've tried

Lord have mercy on my soul...

Love you, too, Mom.

Love you.

Madam.

Make me gag the whole nine months?"

Make sure you're doing good.

Make that list.

Man coming in.

Man, I used to love me a Blizzard.

Math and science are kind of my thing.

May I introduce to you the one,

May I speak with Jack Pearson, please?

Maybe a boy this time.

Maybe I can use mine to jump out of this hellhole.

Maybe I'd start slow.

Maybe it was my fault.

Maybe it wasn't.

Me neither.

Me too.

Me, neither.

Me, three.

Miss, would you like to sit down?

Mm, no, he's not mad, but I think his feelings are hurt.

Mm, rose colored glasses.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Don't say "stupid," say "silly."

Mm. I don't really think

Mmm, yum. Bye, Mom.

Mom, every time you sit on my bed, it's a serious talk.

Mom, Randall's been in the bathroom primping

Mom, what is my Social Security number?

Mom.

Mom's already in L.A.

Mom's got me doing those stupid college forms.

More than anyone else, more than anyone else in the world.

Morning. How are you?

Mothers with, um... closure.

Ms. Linda's nice.

Much you love me, and it's gonna almost get you off the hook, but

Must've come on too strong.

My dad was in construction, it's in my blood

My dad?

My entire high school is white.

My ex put up that wall

My foster dad helped me with that.

My God.

My job isn't a perfect science, Randall

My life changed on that TV.

My life, before I met you, Bec, it wasn't great.

My mom came

My mom was tough.

My project is about the different factors

My roll got its steam by the second.

My roll has been slowed.

Nah, I'm not there yet. I'm I'm, I'm still in real estate

Nah, it's bleak.

Nah, put down the sports page.

Nah, your brother's got a game on Friday night.

Nah. We got this.

Never.

New stuff for a new house.

Nine or so.

No

No

No black man will ever be jealous of being auctioned.

No carp.

No porn, no puppies.

No puppy porn.

No, actually, what we want to do for all of you

No, I don't, I don't... I don't want to sit down.

No, I got them from the display right here.

No, I got to get to school, so I'll see you at Kevin's game.

No, I knew that. I'm gonna go get you a...

No, I love it.

No, I...

No, I'm familiar with the job, I just...

No, I'm not crazy. I want my onions!

No, I'm not. What?

No, it was really great.

No, it's great. I love it. Huge fan.

No, Jack, I'm trying to do something cute here.

No, no, don't. 'Cause this might not happen.

No, no, no. Go ahead, Kate, say it.

No, no. Don't.

No, no. This is great

No, nobody wants this junk, George.

No, she's been trying to reach you all day. Just push to talk.

No, that man's been dead to me for a long time.

No, that's not what I was gonna say, Kevin.

No, uh, I'm gonna stay here with the boys.

No, we will not.

No, what?

No, you guys... you go ahead.

No.

No.

No.

No. Brush those beautiful chompers.

No. Go crazy. Use the "P" word

No. I'm sor... you got to say yours, Linda.

No. Kev, bro, she likes you.

No. No, I did it.

No. No, no, no. She likes that I was the Manny.

No. No, you should not go in there.

No. Portrait of a Young Man Plucking Art.

No. Um, I'll call her later.

Nobody I date ever does.

Nobody likes patience.

Nope.

Nope. What's in this letter determines my entire future, and I...

Not about jinxing.

Not about jinxing.

Not from you guys,

Not if I don't kill him first.

Not in charge of destiny.

Not much older than you right now.

Not my jukebox.

Not quite ready for small talk just yet.

Not that th that's your fault.

Not watch it like you guys.

Not yet.

Not, like, mad, but...

Nothing

Now I'm done.

Now rebuild that tent.

Now, can I say that charming thing

Now, I will be your entire support system

Now, look, I I'm gonna... I I got to get..

Now, what do you mean? Why did they drop the charges?

Now, what we're after is rainbow trout.

Now, yeah, it didn't happen to my body.

Now, you passed most of the tissue at home,

Now's not a good time, man. I got to...

Number One has done it.

Number Two,

Of course he can. He's our Randall.

Of drywall when you have a building filled with roaches.

Of great family meals been cooked in that.

Off to college already.

Off to college already.

Oh

Oh, and don't say anything about her hair.

Oh, boy.

Oh, c come on. You can't be mad at me today.

Oh, come on.

Oh, do you guys hear that?

Oh, God.

Oh, great. Here we go

Oh, great. Here we go.

Oh, guys, uh, this is my dad

Oh, he does look like Jacob Tremblay.

Oh, he was a little terrier mix

Oh, he's up. He's walking.

Oh, hey, Kev. Good.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I get it. This goes up like this.

Oh, I'm not happy!

Oh, I'm not happy. I'm ecstatic!

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you put out?

Oh, is it?

Oh, man, you know I love me a good Ke vent.

Oh, mine was, too.

Oh, my God, are you actually hurt?

Oh, my God, it's Kevin.

Oh, my God, you're pregnant?

Oh, my God! You suck!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is disgusting.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my...

Oh, my... I just was walking, Tobe.

Oh, no, you d...

Oh, no.

Oh, Randall, come on.

Oh, she took off a couple hours ago.

Oh, that's... that's great.

Oh, there's your brother.

Oh, uh, no, actually I was just kidding, I...

Oh, wait, hold it

Oh, what is your name?

Oh, yeah, it was great

Oh, yeah. No, no.

Oh, yeah. Why is that?

Oh, you don't? Hmm.

Oh, you thought that I wanted to...?

Oh, you will, Deja.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I thought you said it was good news.

Oh. Like, I missed it?

Oh. No.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay. Yep.

Oh... okay.

Okay

Okay, and then also,

Okay, buddy, it ain't personal.

Okay, bye.

Okay, do I have to speak in code?

Okay, get excited, people.

Okay, go call your father.

Okay, guys, bedtime

Okay, it's my happy song, and it's all cued up.

Okay, it's not on a truck. Not yet.

Okay, Katie girl.

Okay, let's not... let's not do this.

Okay, little monsters.

Okay, look, I'm not here to explain myself to you.

Okay, Number Three, it's your turn.

Okay, please say something.

Okay, so this is option number two.

Okay, sweetheart?

Okay, thanks. Here.

Okay, there is a problem.

Okay, well, I hope not

Okay, well, I'm not getting it on anything.

Okay, well, this list just took a turn for the hurtful.

Okay, well, um...

Okay, where are you?

Okay, yeah, I did a little bit. Sorry.

Okay! Okay, okay.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? Can you do that?

Okay? I mean, look at you. You got your health,

Okay? So I'm gonna ask you... No, I'm gonna tell you.

Okay? We'll figure it out.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Look, here we go. Pile on, Sophie. The...

Okay. Do you want me to go with you?

Okay. I see you're really gonna make a meal out of this.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. Just... I don't know what to...

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Uh... yep. Okay.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Well, then I'll take you.

Okay. You know what?

On everything that you just promised, Randall?

On that bicycle?

Once they see how hard I worked on this.

One more refill on the prescription.

One night with my nieces before I got to go to Sophie's,

One of the things that helps me when I'm feeling stressed, though,

Ooh! Ooh!

Or at 17 or 20.

Or before we find out this wall was load bearing.

Or can we?

Or even with homework, you know.

Or her.

Or if you add certain stimulants.

Or keep you from me.

Or Number Three

Or Turner & Hooch.

Or... is it beautiful?

Order's restored to the universe.

Original songs are encouraged.

Otherwise, there's no reason

Our apartment building was rebuilt in a day.

Our visit wasn't cleared with...

Over here. Right now.

Own it.

Party at Molly's.

Pearsons.

Peeling paint, filthy halls.

People that don't know you or us.

Perfectly comfortable like this.

Peter's never gonna call me for gigs.

Photosynthesis is the process by which green plants...

Picture yourself as an old man.

Please keep...

Please, sir

Point out all the buildings, answer all of his questions.

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man?

Pretty often.

Previously on This Is Us...

Previously on This Is Us...

Previously on This Is Us...

Previously on This Is Us...

Prosecutor tied the gun found in Shauna's car to a robbery.

Put your seat belt on. What are you doing here?

R.P. at H.U.

Randall looks the same every single day.

Randall, give your sister some space.

Randall, I need to tell you something.

Randall, I need to tell you something.

Randall, put that up front for me.

Randall, you're a math prodigy

Randall!

Randall.

Real problems with real issues.

Really early stages, okay?

Really highlighted your vocal range.

Really?

Really?

Really? 'Cause it sounds like you called just to say it.

Really? Somebody just put a gun to your head

Right now, she's somewhere in a red dress

Right? 'Cause...

Right? And don't say 40, all right?

Right? And then I finally get in that room,

Right.

Right. Dumpster

Right. No, I I understand you've already refilled

Roach guys are gonna tent the building.

Road trip, road trip.

Ron called, you know?

Run with it.

Running out of ti... come on, we're the same age, man.

S... Uh, so what you're telling me is...?

Same board, same ghosts.

Saw her coming home with a...

Saw her neighborhood.

Say "Audio." Uh, we can change it

Say "I told you so

Says she's gonna stay for Thanksgiving, so...

Screw you and your terrible attitude,

Screw you, Kate!

Screw you, Madison.

See you later.

Seriously?

Serving delicious mini pizzas, you smoke one cigarette,

Shauna showing up here was completely inappropriate.

She actually seemed excited

She came to find me right after you were born

She did.

She doesn't know what I really did,

She doesn't want you to do this."

She flinched every time my husband walked in a room.

She freaks out her own daughter, and then Deja

She freaks out my kids,

She got sick in the middle of set or something.

She had a gun in her car, Linda.

She had these subscriptions to all the beauty magazines..

She had this whole world spinning before us.

She is pregnant with my child.

She just hadn't seen Deja in a really long time,

She keeps asking me questions about Ron Howard and Sly Stallone.

She makes a scene.

She said she wanted to go.

She said that we could try again, so...

She still thinks we're waiting on Linda

She storms over to our house uninvited.

She threatened us.

She wants to try again.

She was butt ugly.

She was just a...

She was struggling

She'd already stocked the fridge.

She'll get me back home quick.

She's a fighter. She's gonna do it.

She's a real resource to me.

She's been working with underserved communities

She's even made inroads into getting her job back

She's having our baby."

She's having, like, a bunch of people over to watch the game.

She's not answering my calls.

She's nowhere on our block.

She's okay, I think.

She's patched through to the phone.

She's right outside.

She's safe. She's with Kevin.

She's seen it, like, six times

Should I have gone on that walk?

Should I move?

Shouldn't we have gotten, like, an update by now?

Since I'm going nowhere.

Singing in the middle of the day

Six weeks old?

Slow your roll.

So am I.

So he's just gonna charge it.

So I clearly have no idea how to spell it.

So I followed her.

So I just figured, uh...

So I woke up in the middle of the night thinking

So I'm not feeling all that funny.

So if we decide to press charges...

So if you know anyone who wants to be sung to...

So is it still there?

So just means more room for us, right?

So just tread lightly.

So let's throw a freakin' parade.

So many choices.

So maybe he just wants to look good for her

So she's not coming?

So that's fun.

So there's no need to put you through the procedure of a D&C.

So they dropped Shauna's charge in exchange for her cooperation.

So we are aware that this building

So we can go over together after Deja's presentation.

So why... why can't you just be nice to him?

So you can feel better about yourself

So you can tell anyone in here.

So, congratulations, Toby.

So, he is applying to Allegheny Community,

So, how often are you guys at home?

So, how was the movie?

So, I'm just going to send in an audiotape.

So, just...

So, there are, like, no white people?

So, to review:

So, without further ado,

So, you guys out?

So, you know, uh, hit me back when you get a chance.

So, you saying it all the time...

So, you're gonna miss the Super Bowl

So...

So... has anybody seen the Manny?

Some guy at the office, he got this cute little doodle.

Some international kids.

Some notes or something, I remember that.

Some of our priorities.

Some people look at porn, I look at dogs.

Some people look at vacation rentals,

Somebody hang me with it.

Somebody wants to come see the house,

Something about dailies and we need to reshoot a few things,

Something came up. Love you. Bye.

Something's wrong. Let's, um... let's go find a phone.

Sometimes you get a bunch of cherries,

Sometimes you got to...

Sometimes, I guess.

Sometimes.

Soph, you were the name.

Sophie's my girlfriend.

Sorr... That...

Sorry to have interrupted your evening, my liege.

Sorry to have interrupted your evening, my liege.

Sorry, man. This is the last section it could be in.

Sorry, you don't... you don't eat that part.

Sorry, you got to be joking.

Sorry. I know that was very upsetting.

Sort of Halle Berry in Swordfish.

Stanley Pearson, is close to passing.

Starting a little early.

Still beautiful.

Stop myself from barging into the women's room

Stop!

Strangest thing.

Super Bowl championship

Sure.

Sure. Oh, wait, one at a time.

Sure. Uh, should be done around 3:30.

Surely, any of those alone violates her parole,

Sweetheart, I I just was trying to be helpful,

Sweetheart, you know that's not what I was saying.

T minus three hours...

Take care of that beautiful, thick hair of yours.

Talk about it a lot, I know.

Talk to Toby.

Tay buh.

Tell him that his father,

Tell me about it.

Tess

Tess!

Tess!

Tess!

Thank God.

Thank you

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Beth.

Thank you, George, we appreciate you thinking of us.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Kev, here.

Thanks

Thanks, LL Cool K.

Thanks, man

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. As if this isn't stressful enough.

Thanks. I know.

Thanksgiving break's right around the corner.

That ends today.

That face? And that voice?

That help plants grow.

That I had enough to make it to you.

That I had seen on The Galloping Gourmet.

That I have to sit here and go without my yellow onion.

That I just wanted to be a part of your life

That I wanted to be cautious about this.

That is actually what they do

That is the call of the wild.

That it doesn't turn disastrous.

That it fits most tubs but not all tubs.

That none of us can understand.

That sad courtyard that smells like pee

That Shauna get custody of her daughter.

That she wasn't going too far,

That should do it

That they never should have returned to?

That this is exactly what you signed up for.

That used to be a Dairy Queen.

That was a very fast roll.

That was Deja's mom, hon

That was one hell of a Thanksgiving.

That was the point?

That would be unprofessional. Come on

That would be... that would be great.

That you did.

That you want me to start adding to your pregnancy shakes.

That you were even interested in singing again.

That you're figuring out who you are and what works for you.

That you're treating me this way.

That you're trying to tell me that I should move?

That, were it to arrive on our doorstep,

That...

That'll go by like that.

That's a nice attitude adjustment, Kev.

That's a Star Trek reference.

That's all

That's all anyone wants,

That's all I ask.

That's amazing! I'm so happy for you!

That's Audio.

That's bleak as hell, babe.

That's corny, how about this?

That's how it always starts.

That's hurtful and untrue.

That's late, man.

That's my middle name. Yeah.

That's not a good enough answer, Kevin.

That's okay.

That's so nice. Thank you

That's the ride.

That's three in a row on his own, folks.

That's true, she will.

That's why he used them on us

That's why I don't like being grabbed

That's why I'm standing out here, trying to...

The choices you make

The coach from Pitt is gonna be here any second.

The coach is gonna care what shirt I'm wearing.

The crowd moves its attention to the filly!

The DQ Blizzard.

The game in four nights when we go to Washington

The game is about to start, if you...

The game really hasn't changed,

The game's gonna be starting soon.

The greatest thing I have ever heard in my whole life.

The kid can walk and talk?

The least we can do is bring a schmear.

The library was... really impressive.

The magazines.

The more the merrier. It's a great idea.

The nursing home called me.

The nursing home where his father Stanley is at

The nursing home where your dad is at called.

The one that's listening to Beyoncé

The only, Kevin Pearson.

The people that come here have problems.

The person I got in the accident with was Madison.

The place was clean.

The prescription one more time than you should have,

The real estate agent... 'cause I got a little excited.

The second to last home was the worst.

The soccer team

The Swedish baby bath that we ordered is coming.

The the washing machine needs quarters.

The wall's easier, you know?

The way that you and your fiancé come here every week

The woman that we saw last night

The...

There are a few people that I don't think

There could be a woman... pooping in there.

There was a room full of spikes right behind it.

There you go.

There's a hearing scheduled this afternoon.

There's another kid out there who needs us.

There's anything left to say.

There's cookies, guys, if you... want 'em.

There's med students.

There's someone we want you to meet.

These mini pizzas with Gorgonzola and pear,

These people have been putting up

They are coming out of the hole you left.

They do this to your hair?

They dropped the charges.

They dropped the charges. I'm here

They have a double major option, too.

They let me out.

They tell those people when to laugh.

They treating you all right?

They want you to submit

They're pictures of dogs.

Things are gonna be different for your brother now,

Think we can handle a door.

This beer and rump roast

This building around without going broke

This could be our home office.

This has nothing to do with our attachment to Deja.

This is about hope that it doesn't turn disastrous.

This is about hope.

This is amazing!

This is awesome

This is more your thing than mine.

This is sweet, but I I really think

This isn't gonna work.

This just can't just be R & B Properties, Randall,

This looks great, by the way.

This might not happen. In fact, it probably won't happen.

This must be the Founders Library.

This was just for you.

This wasn't like somebody, you know...

This'll be great.

Those batteries, they go...

Those ghosts catch up with you.

Those were my onions, and you took them from me.

Those were my onions. You just took them from me.

Through all of this.

Throw it out.

To come here tonight, okay?

To connect with her.

To find out that way. My husband has the flu.

To give me my onion back? Because it's not fair

To hurt me the way that you do.

To keep an open mind throughout this whole thing,

To make a list of your top five schools?

To make her talk to me.

To make me see myself the way you see me.

To make sure I wasn't gonna come after you.

To make the football seams.

To meet new people,

To my sharp comedic wit.

To my unemployed 28 year old son

To predict the future, Randall.

To put a new lock on my door.

To see if it's okay for me to go home?

To some swanky Manhattan charity ball?

To take Allison to go see Titanic for the seventh time?

To the best show in town:

To the gala?

To work."

Tobe?

Tobe?

Tobe?

Toby was pretty much born to have a dog, so...

Toby, it happened to me.

Toby!

Today is the first day of the rest of our tenants' lives

Today's too important for distraction.

Too flowery? Is that... Can you possibly be too flowery?

Too hard.

Totally bald.

Trouble in Rome, Caesar?

Trust me, it'll be fine.

Trying his best to avoid all those ghosts.

Turns into a g****.

Two nights, tops, I hope

Ugh, Dad!

Ugh, I still can't do it

Uh oh. Always bad news first.

Uh, 'cause I don't think they're gonna get it.

Uh, "Will the smell of my fiancé's head

Uh, can I come?

Uh, can you tell your dad, tell your dad I had to go?

Uh, depends on the exterminator.

Uh, excuse me, my good man.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, guys need a hand?

Uh, he and my two sons are staying

Uh, he's just gonna charge it a little for me.

Uh, hey, I'm here at the cafe.

Uh, I am a large and powerful man.

Uh, I don't want to say "I told you so."

Uh, I have no idea what that is,

Uh, I was in the...

Uh, I'm fine.

Uh, if you could just make a left and follow that car.

Uh, it was Kate. She had a... universal remote problem.

Uh, it's just, you know, we haven't gone on a...

Uh, leaving a message for Dr. Lu.

Uh, my good man, uh, I'm trying to prevent a package

Uh, no.

Uh, question for you.

Uh, so, I got good and bad news.

Uh, thank you for hitting me back on a weekend.

Uh, the number for the campground's by...

Uh, they said that you left early, that you got sick.

Uh, this looks like a Shamrock Shake,

Uh, uh, Karl, do you have a, uh, baby at home?

Uh, what about my heater, man?

Uh, what I said, um, before...

Uh, where are you? Please, please, please call me.

Uh, yeah, okay.

Uh, yeah.

Uh...

Um, but I am in New York right now,

Um, can I, can I pick you up, afterwards?

Um, I just, uh...

Um, I like The Manny.

Um, I think that's my dude.

Um, is it cool if I go to Molly's house, actually?

Um, it's no big deal, but call me back, please

Um, Kevin Pearson.

Um, no, I'll just talk to him tomorrow.

Um, that's a vast understatement.

Um, what do you think of Deja?

Um. No, I'm fine.

Um..

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... my audition song is "Summertime."

Um... sorry. Can you excuse me one second?

Um... you remember when we first met?

Uncle Kevin, slow down.

Until the baby's living outside of my body.

Until the cows come home.

Until you figure out what you're passionate about.

Use sunlight to synthesize foods

Used to be a Kohl's.

Vaping, actually.

Very rock and roll of us

Wait, I haven't hammered it yet.

Wait, y you're at my father's nursing home?

Wait. My Uber's almost here, so...

Waiting for you to maybe someday

Want two?

Was falling out from stress.

Was gonna be our craziest Thanksgiving ever.

Was that a real "good luck" or a snarky "good luck"?

Was there anything else I can do for you while I'm here?

Was walk up to that door and knock.

Wasn't even old enough for me to know.

Wasn't there, like, a a third option

Watching classic sitcoms and trying not to cry.

Watching your kids grow up.

We all got our stuff.

We all thought she was gonna be staying here

We are gonna have the best girl's day ever.

We are working very hard to find you a home

We can't have sex in the office.

We found him in the back of a Trader Joe's in Echo Park.

We got a few of those, if that's what you're in the market for.

We got to do it through the social worker.

We got to go, man.

We have listed here

We have so much...

We have that run through an hour before and...

We haven't even had a nibble.

We just need to wait a little longer.

We just never got there, did we?

We kissed.

We know what we signed up for, Linda.

We live all the way in Newark.

We should bring another child into it.

We should bring another child into it.

We should probably get going.

We talked about it last night.

We tried to squeeze a puzzle piece in

We will not let this break us.

We'll get new stuff.

We'll see you at 2:30.

We'll talk about it later.

We're getting a little ahead of ourselves?

We're gonna bring those up to code.

We're just trying to figure out what's best for Deja.

We're meeting with our lawyer today

We're pregnant.

We're pregnant.

We're... pregnant.

We've gone through all of the, uh, the refills.

Well, Allison's coming over,

Well, baby steps, but... we'll get there.

Well, chili is going, and I brought our wake up shots,

Well, come on, dude. I get, I get, like, what?

Well, congrats, man. That's awesome.

Well, first of all, it's a Sophie vent.

Well, hello.

Well, hi, everyone.

Well, I am.

Well, I didn't want to wake you from that.

Well, I don't have a doctor out here.

Well, I guess there's nothing left for me to say

Well, I know you're not too keen on me touching you, so...

Well, I think you have a real shot.

Well, I think you're annoying.

Well, I thought you sounded terrific.

Well, I went to the dog shelter.

Well, look, I think you guys

Well, she's only been here for a month,

Well, thanks for the bagel and the orangey fish

Well, that is...

Well, the joke's on them

Well, there's a new expression in town:

Well, we finally got a nibble on the house.

Well, we got a few minutes before the roaches get us.

Well, what are you doing? I mean, you're doing, like,

Well, you can check my name off your list.

Well, you go get some rest.

Well, you know, bud, sometimes it just takes a little longer.

Well, you're beautiful.

Wh What's wrong with him?

What about Kevin and Randall?

What about you?

What about, you know, this Friday?

What am I gonna do without you around?

What are we doing?

What are we gonna do with her, Louie? Huh?

What are you saying, woman?

What do you care about the Ivy Leagues, Dad?

What do you come here for, anyway?

What else, what else, what else you got?

What I really saw.

What if... what if I videotaped it?

What is he doing in there?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What is your thing?

What the hell are you do... Wh... Get...

What the, uh, what the hell happened?

What we'll probably catch are bass,

What what do you mean she got sick?

What would I do without my Dayje?

What you doing?

What, uh... what were you...?

What?

What? Are you all right?

What? What are we gonna do?

What?! What?!

What'd I miss?

What's best for Deja.

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's to say there won't soon be one in her house?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's your favorite episode?

What's your point, Kevin?

What's your point, Kevin?

What's... Are you okay?

Whatever hopes and dreams that you have

When he made his amends with us that night?

When I got back...

When I walked to the classroom of my new school

When I woke up this morning, I forgot for a split second.

When it rains.

When she disappeared like that,

When some of us don't have anyone to do that with.

When you thought I hesitated because you're white?

When you're done, you're gonna sit inside it.

Whenever you're ready.

Where are we going?

Where do I start?

Where were you?

Where you going?

Where's my bag?

Which brings me here, to intercept a package

Which I obviously am... Then you're kind of useless.

Which is just my favorite thing in the whole world, you know?

Which means that you can try again as soon as four weeks.

Which one of these is for the first floor?

Which one's your favorite?

Which wasn't the case, obviously, because I...

While my body still thinks it's pregnant.

Who gonna call me out when I'm being corny?

Who has had a terrible last 12 hours.

Who is this?

Who literally will not let you die on her.

Who was I?

Who was that?

Who you talking to?

Whose name is Terrence... And now you're dating.

Why do you hate me?

Why does it smell like an orange threw up in here?

Why don't you give it to her anyways.

Why don't you give it to her anyways.

Why don't you just come home

Why not yard sale?

Why throw it out?

Why? Why did you choose to get drunk?

Will you just zip it, please?

Will you, will you, will you tell her

With a fridge that's always stocked.

With insane SAT scores and perfect grades

With insane SAT scores and perfect grades.

With less than they deserve for far too long.

With people that I've hurt.

With starting out at community college.

With whether to tell you about me

With you guys when you were...

With yours truly to raise money for the charity.

Would anyone else like to share?

Would make an amazing home for Audio.

Would most certainly make it worse.

Wow, Mom.

Wow, what a mess.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, a little too flexible.

Yeah, a little too much for Randall, if you ask me.

Yeah, and I saw the cutest, the cutest dog.

Yeah, apparently MRIs take quite a while.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, but a month?

Yeah, but don't tell anyone, because it's still real...

Yeah, but she's not calling me back.

Yeah, but you didn't.

Yeah, every everybody's fine. Everything's okay.

Yeah, great. Maybe I should use this $50

Yeah, I can, I can tear that wall down for you.

Yeah, I don't know what they told you,

Yeah, I don't know, it looks great

Yeah, I know

Yeah, I know. It's okay, sweetheart.

Yeah, I like that idea.

Yeah, I mean,

Yeah, I think we would.

Yeah, I thought you were in a hospital or something.

Yeah, I under...

Yeah, I was pretty much born to have a dog, too.

Yeah, I was trying you all weekend.

Yeah, I... Yes.

Yeah, I'll be right back with a sledgehammer.

Yeah, I'll, uh, I'll call in the morning.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm Jack.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah, it's for your application fee.

Yeah, it's just... you know, it's a lot, all this.

Yeah, it's Petfinder, okay?

Yeah, Kev!

Yeah, making money!

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, no, I don't...

Yeah, no, I'm not frustrated. I'm pissed.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, Pat, everything's okay.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. Take her side.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there.

Yeah, that's... that's easy.

Yeah, the..

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna apologize about being excited.

Yeah, well, takes one to know one, Bec.

Yeah, well, that's why it's fun.

Yeah, wherever I want.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you found out yesterday?

Yeah, you should get him a...

Yeah, you're gonna get in.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. "Door"? I can fix a door.

Yeah. Hello.

Yeah. I know, I know. It's hard, um...

Yeah. I know.

Yeah. I'm a singer, so my schedule is flexible.

Yeah. It was good to meet you guys.

Yeah. It's just so much work.

Yeah. Look.

Yeah. Looks really nice.

Yeah. Of course. I mean, uh...

Yeah. Sometimes it's hard to feel the difference.

Yeah. Sorry we're missing your game.

Yeah. That appears to be it.

Yeah. Then he decides to take off,

Yeah. Totally.

Yeah. We could take a ride down to D.C. one day.

Yeah. Yeah, everything's good

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender

Yeah. Yeah, your brother's gonna be okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep. I'm working on it.

Yes, sir.

Yes, you are, Kev, and I want you to tell me why.

Yes, you are, look at you, you're getting all red.

Yes, you're right.

Yes. Yes

You always do.

You always felt split inside.

You always have.

You are a freaking miracle.

You are a miracle.

You are.

You being mean to him like you are.

You better spin that one.

You can call whoever the hell you want,

You can flip it, make twice as much money.

You can't go back to living your life.

You can't grab me like that.

You did the design, you handled the finances.

You didn't answer.

You didn't say we had to talk about it.

You didn't.

You do have really, really beautiful hair.

You do realize there's nothing wrong

You do?

You don't eat that part.

You don't have to come. No one shows up at these things.

You don't have to worry about that, I know.

You don't know what your path is just yet.

You don't think it's too... flowery?

You don't want me to videotape?

You don't want to jinx things.

You done?

You down with DQ?

You embarrassed me in front of my friends

You embarrassed me.

You ever returned a kid to a situation

You ever think of yourself as an old man?

You exit a cocktail party

You feel like talking?

You get used to the noise.

You go to some incredible liberal arts college,

You gonna stand out there forever?

You got a a beautiful family.

You got a few years before you got to start

You got a tough as nails, kick ass wife

You got me excited.

You got to fiddle with the switch, but it works.

You guys have one of those for me?

You guys wait with your brother, okay?

You have the guy that you vape with.

You have to share all this.

You have two brothers who know

You introduced me.

You just do all the ones about your major.

You just...

You kept him from me my entire life?

You kept my daughters up way too late last night.

You knew I was picking you up.

You knew my father?

You know how you felt at Howard...

You know it doesn't work like this.

You know Star Trek?

You know that, Jack?

You know that?

You know the expression "Rome wasn't built in a day"?

You know the rescue that I found

You know what I've always wanted?

You know what, I got to get the girls to school.

You know what, take my headshot off the wall, okay?

You know what's really gonna get you off the hook?

You know why?

You know, 'cause all you kids, you need something different.

You know, all this stuff about photosynthesis and, um...

You know, did I do this?

You know, for all of us that were over there.

You know, hang onto the job,

You know, I don't know.

You know, I I never should have agreed

You know, I'd be with one of you having a great time,

You know, if I don't get in...

You know, if you really want to make amends..

You know, in, like, a surly, nonverbal kind of way

You know, introduce him to some of my boys.

You know, it...

You know, it's her favorite movie.

You know, it's just a... it's just a bunch of wood, Dad

You know, it's only been, like, 12 hours.

You know, Ivy League.

You know, someone to watch her or pick her up from school,

You know, that's the thing about the three of you.

You know, there's always a blind spot.

You know, to hold the baby and to say good bye.

You know, try to pace yourself

You know, you can do it with a clear conscience because...

You know, you hesitated back there with those kids when...

You know, you work hard, you play hard.

You know, you're the only man that I ever truly loved.

You know!

You like her?

You like Police Academy 4?

You look like hell.

You may know him as television's very own Manny,

You meet a guy... a nice guy

You need structure, you need a healthy routine.

You need to talk to him, sweetheart.

You never could.

You okay?

You okay?

You only made him stronger.

You pushed and you pushed.

You ready?

You ready?

You really think she's ready to go

You remember what I told you about working hard.

You said I had to sit in here.

You said, "Can I talk to you in your office."

You saying stuff like that to me was fine when I was a kid.

You see that beautiful woman over there?

You see that Michaels over there?

You see that nice lady over there?

You should be able to depend on each other

You should go.

You should go.

You should really stop borrowing shirts from Sophie, Kevin.

You shouldn't be here. You need to leave.

You shouldn't drink so fast, you'll get the hiccups.

You still rocking that box, man. I told you about that.

You sure there's nothing that I can do?

You sure?

You think Dad's gonna look like that when he's old?

You think you screwed him up, but you didn't.

You thirsty?

You told me when you were a kid,

You unleashed holy hell on some unsuspecting lady?

You want them to be dead, not wounded, right?

You want to guess how much hair you had when you were born?

You want to meet him?

You want to try with me?

You went through my stuff?

You were all so real to me.

You were asking about where you came from.

You were dreaming and forgetting, too...

You were gonna show me?

You will be good to your brother.

You will.

You... Mwah.

You'd reconsider sending in a video.

You'll be like your other dad.

You'll get there, Kev.

You'll see one day.

You're a math prodigy

You're a terrible joke teller.

You're doing it all by yourself, with no help from anyone.

You're fine.

You're gonna be a great old man, by the way.

You're gonna Chuck Noll the boys?

You're gonna find your balance, Randall.

You're gonna have to go through me.

You're gonna like Howard.

You're gonna make the right decision, Randall.

You're good with her. You're good with people.

You're in the final round of applicants.

You're not going anywhere.

You're not gonna say anything?

You're not mad at me, are you?

You're not.

You're preg...?

You're right, I've been watching too much Property Brothers.

You're right. I'm I'm just... I'm, you know...

You're right. It's exactly why

You're right. It's very exciting.

You're snapping at me? Again?

You're totally watching porn.

You're vaping?

You're what, Kevin?

You're what?

You've been so closed off to me.

You've been weird ever since you got back to New York.

You've reached the Willow Creek

Your brothers are leaving. Come say good bye.

Your daddy tried to buy prenatal Flintstone Vitamins,

Your father and I hadn't had a real meal

Your mom and I are gonna go get the car.

Your mom wanted me to give you a good once over,

Your poppy seed is now the size of a lentil.

Your son is a great father

Your teeth will thank me one day.

Yup, I'm working on it!

14 grand.

20 more minutes, all right?

..junk. Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

'Cause I do. Get a room!

"Hopefully, as soon as he turns 18." "As soon as he turns 18."

"That'll Be the Day." Mm.

♪ All things must pass away... ♪ But, Dad...

$50? Mm hmm.

about community college. Excuse me?

about how much I love you now? Oh...

Aha. Right.

All right, peace. See you guys.

All right? No, it doesn't.

All right? Okay. Thank you.

All right. Hey, George.

All right. Uh, oh. Hey.

all the t... I don't know! Stop!

And I want you to come with me. Okay, where are we going?

And I... I mean, I... Hmm

and make a bad impression. Randall.

and stole all the light. Really?

Anyone in here? Yeah.

Are catfish. And carp.

Are you applying there, too? No.

Are you serious? No, but I'm pregnant.

At least Randall still likes us. Mm.

at the supermarket. The girl's hair

Audio? Yeah.

Baby? Huh?

Babysitters? No

Backseat. I'm already up here, Dad.

Be right back. Okay.

Because Kevin can be so... Yep.

Because maybe it was... Maybe it...?

before the baby appointments. Yeah.

Bold move. I like it. Mm.

But I'm going to. I know.

But Thanksgiving's not till... I I got into town early.

But you... Okay. Okay.

But, Randall... I know we can't, Beth.

Bye, guys. Good luck! Bye.

Can I fix your door? Kev, you don't have to...

Can we switch? Okay. Okay. Yeah.

carbon, uh... Carbon dioxide.

Cheers. Cheers.

Come here. Oh.

Come on out. Did you have fun in there?

Come on, Kate. She's a tough girl.

Come on, Number Two. Come on. Come on, Number Two.

Come on. Hey, Keith,

Come on. Hi, buddy.

Congrats. That's great. Yeah.

Cool. Hey

Dad, not happening. Okay.

Dad! No, k keep going.

Damn. Hmm?

Deja! Your mother is outside. I need you to calm down.

Did he say "table"? Did you say "table"?

Did you kill her? No.

Don't ask questions. I'm right behind you.

Don't tell me to... Randall, you guys okay?

Ew! Not ew.

Fine. Okay.

For how long? Until I tell you you can come out.

for my daughter. What are you doing here, Shauna?

For real? Yeah.

Geriatric? Geriatric.

Get ahead of traffic. Already?

Glad I could help. Yeah.

Go get 'em, Coach. Oh!

Good morning. Morning.

Good to see you. Don't talk about her hair.

Got it. I heard Sophie applied early to NYU.

Got to slow my roll. Exactly.

Have fun. Cool.

Have fun. Thanks.

Have I? Okay. Yeah.

He's annoying. No, he's not annoying.

Here it comes, okay. Here it is. I want to see.

Here to help. Oh, my God.

Here you go. I only had $20 cash.

Hey there. Hey.

Hey, babe. Hi.

Hey, congrats. Thanks.

Hey, hey. She's a 12 year old girl,

Hey, Kate! Come on, hop in the car.

Hey, knock 'em dead. Train your dog.

Hey, Mr. Pearson. Good to see you, Keith.

Hey, Randall. You know, there... Hmm?

Hey! How you doing? Hi.

Hey. Huh?

Hey. Yeah.

Hi! Hi!

Hi. Hi.

Hi. We are your new landlords.

Hmm? 'Cause you care too much.

How about you, huh? What about me?

How's Sally? Sweet as ever.

Howard, huh? Yeah.

Huh. One owner,

I almost got the whole thing. Dad, I told you,

I don't know! Is it because

I don't... Okay, I get it.

I just got... The hardest part, Karl,

I just... Mom?

I know. Still have a year of high school left.

I like it. I can't wait to show you around, man.

I love it

I need you to calm down. Excuse me.

I need you to leave. I want to talk to my daughter.

I never meant to hurt you. No, I know.

I think Deja's lovely, adorable. Yeah.

I think we should keep talking. And I don't think

I think you should do it. Do what?

I told you that already. Three times.

I try not to feel anything at all. No, that's not true.

I want them back. What are you, crazy?

I want you to take a look at this. Sorry, I can't

I wanted to surprise you with him. Yeah?

I... You are.

I'll be back. We'll be here

I'm glad you're happy. Oh, I'm not happy!

I'm gonna grab a drink. "Of Mice and Mannys"?

I'm gonna tell Mom or Dad! Stop!

I'm not gonna ask any questions. Okay.

I'm not writing that down. It's cool.

I'm on my way to your house. What, today?

I'm relaxing a little bit. Okay, well, just,

I'm very funny. Man, just be cool.

If you're not watching, let me see. Stop it. Stop it.

In fact, it probably won't happen. What?

Is he friendly? He's the sweetest.

is running

is set up the tent when we get there. Ugh!

is she sick? Of me, I think.

Is that my grandpa? Kate.

Is that that? Yeah.

Is there anything that I can... Look, I got to go, Mom.

It might be the smoothie. Yeah.

It was so awesome

It's awesome. It is

it's hard to believe, but... Kate.

It's my middle name, Tread Lightly. Just...

It's nice. Yeah.

It's not the smoothie. Could be the smoothie.

It's smoked salmon, Lloyd. Can I just say that you...

Jump in, the water's warm. Oh, no.

Just come with me. Okay, where we going?

Just go with it. Okay.

Just please don't say it. But your brother is

Just sign right there. Yeah.

Karl. Hi, Karl.

Kate, Kate, go. Excuse me, I'm so sorry.

Kate! Your original songs are gorgeous. What... Oh, hey.

Katie. No, Dad.

Kev? Yeah?

Kev. It's fine, her mom's home.

Kevin. No, it's okay.

Kevin. No, it's okay.

Let me see. I am 60 pounds overweight

Let me see. No.

Let's go find the library. Okay.

Listen, um... Yeah.

Little tired. Yeah.

Ma'am, just calm down. I I'm calm, okay?

Milk Dud? No, thank you.

Mm hmm? And half the time, it won't open.

Mm. See ya. So, you guys out?

Mom. Yeah.

Mom... No, no, no, no, no. No.

My God. Yeah.

Next campus tour's a month away. That's fine, man.

Nice to meet you... Hi.

Night, Dad. Night, bud.

No one... no one cares. I care.

No, it's good. Yeah.

No. What's going on?

No. Yeah.

No. Come on, one more game. No, please.

No. It's a type of yoga. Huh.

No. No, no, the... I didn't see it.

Nope. I am.

Not so good. I know.

Number One has done it! Yes!

Nurses. No.

Of course, man. It was nice meeting you, man.

Of course, man. Nice to meet you.

Oh, Bug. Okay?

Oh, come on, sweetheart. Come on, sweetheart.

Oh, hey. Dad, this is James, Craig...

Oh, I'm not even close. It's not my job

Oh, my God, you are so corny. Well, if you think

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh.

Oh, no. This is...

Oh, okay. Well, I wasn't. Yeah, I can see that.

Oh, thank God. Fixed it!

Oh, that's wonderful! I'm glad you're happy.

Oh, that's wonderful! I'm glad you're happy.

Oh, wow. Where the hell were you, Kevin?

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. Yeah.

Oh, you got to be kidding me. ♪ With Daddy and Mammy ♪

Oh! Dad. Come on, give it...

Oh! What? Dad!

Oh! Which reminds me. Yeah.

Oh. There's a game every Friday.

Okay, Mom. Go, go, go.

Okay, Number Three, it's your turn. It's your turn.

Okay. Ah, it's funny.

Okay. All right.

Okay. And you always start with pest control

Okay. Awesome.

Okay. Come on.

Okay. Grab that string.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Pull it around, okay?

Okay. We didn't lose the baby

Okay. You really think that this trip

Okay. Good luck. Okay.

Okay. I'm a go get the bagels. Wait.

on your browser history? Yeah?

on your house system? Uh...

Once I open it. Once it's open... no. Dad! Give it back.

One at a time. Hey, don't you think

One song. Great. Just this once.

Pinot. Downtown? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Proud of you. Okay, bud

Proud of you. Okay, bud, let's hit the road.

Randall! Yeah? Hold on one sec.

Really? Annie's basically obsessed with me.

Really? Yeah.

Right. All right? It just happened.

Rosemary? Oh, Rosemary. Yeah? Yes.

See you in a bit. Okay.

See you later. Okay.

She already calls every day. I'm sure she does.

She doesn't know... This is my opportunity

She gets in my wife's face. Randall....

She looks fantastic. Hey, don't say anything

smokin' hot. Don't even think it.

So am I. Okay.

So I'm writing all the questions down. Okay.

so sue me, okay? Okay.

So why don't... Can we... Okay.

So, thanks for that. No, no.

Soph... No, listen, I already...

Sounds good. And I thought last year

Still have a year of high school. I know.

Stop it, it's mine! Why can't you get it?

Teamwork, huh? It's up! This is awesome!

than the others. Way to go, Queen Bey.

Thank you. I'm so sorry.

Thank you. Okay.

Thank you. Welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks, LL Cool K. Hmm.

Thanks. Oh, my God.

Thanks. Okay.

That and straight forward. Think she's ready?

That's great. Have a good night.

That's not what I was saying, Kate. Yeah.

That's why we named him Audio. Oh.

They're doing an MRI. Okay.

This is, uh, this is Sophie. Good to see you.

Those were my onions. I'm sorry?

to give us a decision. That's okay.

To measure the tub. Okay. All right.

Tobias? I'm sorry.

Toby? What?

Told me that, like, four times. You jealous?

Told me that. I tell you that?

Tonight. My night. Okay, calm down.

Uh huh. She bought you.

Vaping?! Seriously?

W Wait, is that what you're wearing? Mm hmm.

Want to sit with me? Yeah.

Water... Don't forget the Dumpster

We are? Yeah.

We can't just ignore that. What you're ignoring

We'll begin in about five minutes. All right.

We'll go on Friday. Thanks, Dad.

We're having a serious talk? No. No.

We're pregnant! Oh, my God!

We're pregnant. Oh, that's wonderful!

We're serving? Hey.

Went to Shauna's apartment today. No, you didn't.

What are you doing here? Can I talk to you for a second?

What are you doing, George? ♪ That'll be the day ♪

What does that even mean? It means...

What is that? I don't know.

What you talking about? I don't know.

What? Do this with me, be my partner.

What? I'm 37.

What? Mm hmm.

What? No. No, it is not okay.

What? We just had a miscarriage.

What'd you say? What did you just say, Randall?

What'd you say? Come here, bud. Tay buh.

What's that supposed to mean? Nothing.

Whatever, Crop Top. Ew. What is that flavor?

When we gonna focus on that? Okay, that's a good point

when you were a jerk. That... Okay. All right. No, no. Okay.

whole college book together? I'm good.

Why are you so hard on him? I'm not.

Why? Oh. Sorry.

worrying about that, right? It goes quick, bro.

Wow. Only two years old, but there's a lot

Yeah, right. He does.

Yeah, sure. Thanks. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a great idea. Hmm.

Yeah, what is that? I think it's pee.

Yeah, yeah. ...do, uh...

Yeah, you are. Okay, kiddo.

Yeah, you, too. Okay.

Yeah? Hi, honey.

Yeah? Howard University.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. And make it something sharp, too,

Yeah. And played that same song

Yeah. Find a phone, page him

Yeah. Hello. My name is Beth Pearson,

Yeah. In your office?

Yeah. Oh, babe,

Yeah. Or she.

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Me, too. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, joke still works. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, go have fun. Okay

Yep. Yeah.

Yes, Mom. I'm dealing with it. Killing me.

Yes, you are. No, I'm not.

Yes! Um, and they said

Yes. Dad, come on. It's a four hour drive.

Yes. Dad, come on. It's a four hour drive.

You are a lifesaver. Aw.

You clean up nice, don't you? Hey.

You could've knocked. I did.

you don't have to... I'm not.

You ever had a dog? Yeah, when I was a kid.

You feel too much. Yeah.

You got it? Yep

You got it. I'm gonna go call Keith.

You handled everything. Yeah.

You have a good day. Yeah, you, too.

You have moisturizer for Randall? Check.

You haven't opened it yet? Kate.

you know, no help. Yeah...

You know? Okay.

You ready? I'm so ready.

You sure? Yeah.

You're crazy. Is there a problem here?

You're gonna keep the boys safe? Oh, yeah. I will.

You're gonna need it. Uh.

You're making a mistake here. Sorry. Have you ever made

Your lawyer? Shauna trespassed.

...could you just leave me with something?

...could you just leave me with something?

...forget it.

...it's all fake.

...the other one's standing up.

...the times he's played on this field, he has never...

...until kickoff, and the new wall unit is finally finished.

...you come with a lot of baggage that isn't your fault.

..it just hurts.

'cause every time I want to grab a drink,

'Cause I love you more than I can bear, Bug

'Cause I'm going to be a raging hormone machine for weeks

'cause I'm outgrowing all my socks?"

'cause she was ugly.

'cause that's how we do it here,

'Cause that's how you like to do things, right?

'Cause the day you guys were born,

'Cause the name of her album is...

'cause we have a long night of schmoozing.

'Cause you don't want to put all your eggs in...

'cause you're not as screwed up as we are?

'Cause you're not going anywhere any time soon, right?

'Kay. Walking where?

"And why is my pee green?"

"Are my HCG levels doubling every 48 hours?"

"Dear William,

"Do they make knit caps for feet

"I had fun, too, Foster Dad."

"If I take a hot bath, will it burn the baby?"

"Iron Manny"?

"Manny Pedi"?

"No. Sorry.

"over the course of several months

"Single family home, three bedroom, one and a half bath..."

"The Thin Manny"? "Manny Get Your Gun"?

"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise."

"Throw it out."

"When will the baby move?" so that I can say,

"Whoa. None of these kids looks like me."

♪ 'Cause that'll be the day when I die. ♪

♪ 'Cause your mommy's trying to keep you strong ♪

♪ Ain't nothing can harm you ♪

♪ All things must pass ♪

♪ All things must pass ♪

♪ All things must pass away ♪

♪ All things must pass away... ♪

♪ And face another day ♪

♪ And into my heart ♪

♪ And the cotton is high ♪

♪ And the livin' is easy ♪

♪ And you wonder why ♪

♪ And you'll take to the sky ♪

♪ And your ma is good lookin' ♪

♪ At nighttime ♪

♪ Baby in the oven ♪

♪ Can last ♪

♪ Don't ♪

♪ Don't you cry ♪

♪ Don't you cry ♪

♪ Fish are jumping ♪

♪ Gonna find all the strength ♪

♪ Gonna find all the strength ♪

♪ Gonna get out of my head ♪

♪ Happy birthday... ♪

♪ I had from the start ♪

♪ I had from the start ♪

♪ I know if I just stay strong ♪

♪ I know if I just stay strong ♪

♪ I know if I just... ♪

♪ I'm gonna find where I belong. ♪

♪ I'm gonna find where I belong. ♪

♪ I'm gonna find where I... ♪

♪ I'm gonna find... ♪

♪ I've been looking for a girl like you... ♪

♪ If I just hang on ♪

♪ In the morning ♪

♪ Into my heart ♪

♪ It will fade away ♪

♪ Know if I just hang on ♪

♪ Mommy's sorry for this stupid song. ♪

♪ Must be on my way ♪

♪ Need my vitamins ♪

♪ None of life's strings ♪

♪ Now, the darkness only stays ♪

♪ Oh, choo ♪

♪ Oh, your daddy's rich ♪

♪ One of these mornings ♪

♪ Ooh, but till that morning ♪

♪ So hush, little baby ♪

♪ So hush, little baby ♪

♪ So hush, little baby ♪

♪ So I ♪

♪ Sometimes you're crazy ♪

♪ Standin' by ♪

♪ Summertime ♪

♪ Super Bowl Sunday. ♪

♪ Than anybody else?

♪ Thanksgiving Dad ♪

♪ Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad. What? ♪

♪ That'll be the day, when you say good bye... ♪

♪ Well, there's nothing I can do ♪

♪ When I look at other girls ♪

♪ When you made me cry ♪

♪ Yeah, I know ♪

♪ Yeah, I know if I just hang on ♪

♪ Yeah, I know if I just hang on ♪

♪ You and me, we come from different worlds... ♪

♪ You cry. ♪

♪ You know it's a lie ♪

♪ You look at me, you got nothing left to say. ♪

♪ You look at me, you got nothing left to say. ♪

♪ You say you're gonna leave me ♪

♪ You'll spread your wings ♪

♪ You're gonna rise up singin' ♪

♪ Hang on ♪

♪ I'm gonna find..

♪ I'm such a baby 'cause the Dolphins make me cry ♪

♪ Making cherry pie..