Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2 Edit

A soldier is a spy.

Activate the charge doctor.

After you.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

All in a day's work.

Apologies.

At least you died for honor and my amusement.

At your pleasure, Doctor.

Boo you repulsive bushman.

Burn in hell you mumbling abomination.

But of course.

Cheers doctor.

Cheers, engineers.

Cheers.

Clearly they were outclassed.

Come help me capture this.

Come on, I don't have all day.

Coward.

Did I throw a wrench into your plans?

Did you forget about me?

Doctor.

Doctor.

Does it hurt when I do that it does, doesn't it?

Dominated you fatuous, fat headed fat man.

Dominated you mushmouth freak.

Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around.

Everyone back to the base partner.

Excellent.

Fast rate.

Fire, fire, fire.

Follow me doctor.

Gentlemen.

Giddy up now to hell.

Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you.

Good day to you, mate

Good Lord, you fight like a woman.

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

HAHAHAHA OH(snort X2) OH HO HA HA HA (snort) HAHAHAhaha

Happy trails laborer.

Heartwarming.

Hello again, dumbbell.

Help me capture the point.

Help me defend.

Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.

Here's what I have that you don't have functioning liver depth perception and the pulse.

How?

How's that bottle of Scrumpy now?

Howdy partner

Hum.

I appear to have burst into flames.

I appreciate your help.

I could use a hand defending here.

I did all I could.

I do believe I'm on fire.

I dominate you, you sluggish, simpleton.

I feel tres bon!

I hate you.

I have been shown who is the boss.

I murdered your toys as well.

I must be dreaming.

I never really was on your side.

I require assistance.

I think not.

I'll be seeing you.

I'll see you in hell. You're handsome rogue.

I'm afraid not.

I'm back, you subnormal half wit.

I'm coming for you.

I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.

I'm looking at your X ray and I'm afraid you suck.

I'm waiting.

I've nearly finished what your liver started.

Incoming!

Incoming.

Incoming.

Is this mode here?

Jarate

Just lay your weapons down and walk away.

Kaboom to you, Sir.

Kaboom, indeed, you drunken Wretch.

Laughter Really is the best medicine.

Leave me hanging and you will regret it.

Let us move.

Let's settle this like gentlemen.

Magnificent.

Many thanks.

May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout rainbows make me cry although.

May I make a suggestion run?

Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.

Medic, medic medic haha.

Mission accomplished.

More defense required here.

Move.

My appreciation amigo.

Naturally.

No worries mate.

No.

Not much of a quick draw. Are you partner?

Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up.

Of course.

Off to visit your mother.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.

Oh fat man please, this is getting awkward.

Oh merde

Oh no.

Oh please, just stay down.

Oh please.

Oh please.

Oh Soldier, who will replace you? ANYONE!

Oh, too bad this wasn't a pie eating contest.

Oh, you almost healed me to death that time.

OhhOHAAUH!!

Ohohohoh!

Oof

Ooh! You were as quick as a little bunny, weren't you?

Our influence grows.

Pardon me.

Peekaboo.

Preposterous.

Proceed.

Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.

Queens rules.

Shall we?

Slap it now.

Slap my hand.

So your deadly skill is jogging. Mine is murdering people.

Some assistance please.

Sorry to pop in unannounced

Splendid.

Spy among us.

Spy gentlemen.

Spy in our midst.

SSSSSSS

Surprise.

Thank you doctor.

Thank you for being such a dear friend.

Thank you laborer.

Thank you my friend.

That is a diet I called death.

That scout is a spy.

That spy is an enemy.

That spy is not one of us.

That was unfortunate.

The demo man is a spy.

The Engineer is a Spy

The heavy is a spy.

The outcome was never really in doubt.

The pyro is a spy

The sniper is a spy.

The world will thank me for this you monster.

They can bury you into tomb of the unskilled soldier.

They should call you whiners. Doctor no.

They're black, Scottish Cyclops no extinct.

This is not a trick.

This is scout rainbows make me cry over.

This way doctor

This will be the last time you see me.

Top shelf.

Trust me.

Ugh

Uh huh huh huh...

Uhf!

Up high.

We all knew you were a spy.

Well done us.

Well played.

Well, off to visit your mother.

Well, the moment has passed back to work.

Well, the moment has passed back to work.

Well, this was a disappointment.

Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?

What a disaster.

What did they expect?

What's the matter? Fat got your tongue ha ha.

Who is with me?

Who will join me?

Why don't we just give up partner?

With my apologies.

Would someone care to help me capture this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yippee Calle my did illiterate friend.

You are all incompetent cowards.

You are an amateur and a fool.

You are an embarrassment to spies everywhere.

You are such a bad doctor.

You died as you lived morbidly obese.

You died as you lived running away.

You disgust me, filthy German.

You fatuous, fat headed fat man.

You got blood on my suit.

You have done well.

You know, hiding won't save you.

You live in a van!

You look like death warmed over.

You monster.

You mushmouth freak.

You repulsive bushman.

You were sluggish, simpleton.

You're all love you quite out of your depth.

Your precious sandwich won't save you now fatty.

*whistle*