People of Earth - Season 1 Edit

A and I can't do that alone.

A support group for people who believe

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

After spending the last week getting to know you all,

Ah! Oh, no!

Ahh, this soil's so rich, man.

Aliens got 'em?

Aliens got 'em.

All I know is something happened to me

All right, Bernbaum.

All right, this has been a fascinating journey into alternate realities,

Almost every US president,

An average young couple return home from a cocktail party.

An experiencer.

And a White at the same time.

And Glint Enterprises, and you want to work here?

And I may be... may be, possibly...

And I need to find out what it is.

And I quote, Had deer heads?

And I sensed this presence behind me.

And I'm starting to think that she may never come back.

And I'm trying to process that without s screaming.

And I've seen worst things on assignment.

And if this is how you want to operate, you can do it without me!

And it all starts here.

And it seems to me that they've come back to

And send him on his way like all the others.

And something happened to those people in there,

And the crown jewel.

And they started poking at me.

And we agreed that he could write an article about the group.

And we're looking into it.

And what can you tell me about your alien experience?

And what does your company do?

And you see all kinds of things, believe you me.

And you will be tased again, I promise.

And your connections, we can pull the lid off this town.

And... meet in a Catholic church for some reason.

Any technical consulting with your journalistic endeavors.

Are shape shifters.

Are sometimes cover memories used to mask alien encounters?

As many of you know, we were taken during a camping trip

At the end of Ethernet cables

Attention seekers and paranoid delusionals.

Beacon has the highest number

Beacon, New York. Next stop

Better?

Big heads.

But do not use the name or you will be sued.

But here's the thing, buddy.

But I couldn't sleep that night for some reason.

But I found a new one here in Beacon.

But I need to get back to the real world.

But just till your band makes it, right?

But they built me this instead. Anyway,

But they still don't want me.

But this time it wasn't my ex husband,

Call any time!

Calling someone an abductee

Can we not fight? We're almost there, okay?

Can you just put me down as a neurologist?

Car's running if you still want a lift.

Chelsea, we discussed this.

Dark shape

Debbie.

Desk.

Did you all have experiences

Do you know how much damage control I have to do now?

Don, we're just kidding man.

Don't get weird, but you're about to hit a deer.

Don't get weird, okay.

Don't get weird.

Don't get weird.

Even though it was weird, Ozzie.

Everybody just goes for it.

Everybody's a weirdo. I'm a weirdo. You're a weirdo.

Everyone in here, they all had deer... deer heads.

Everything okay?

Everything's blurry.

Excuse me if I pin this one on nature and not aliens.

Experiencers to abductees.

Fantastic piece of click bait.

Feel free to reach out if you need

Fine. One more draft, and then I'm done

Finish the job.

For a late night snack, which I never do.

For reasons unknown,

For smoothing things over with Our Lady of Sorrows.

Gina!

God.

Got a sample.

Grab a medal, man.

Great, we're getting cool lessons from Don.

Great.

Grow some stuff,

Have you ever heard of something called the Internet?

He made contact with a Reptilian, a Grey,

Hey, Don. I've got an idea.

Hey, Father Doug, what's up?

Hey, in all fairness, you did call these people weirdos.

Hey, it's you.

Hey, man.

Hey, man.

Hey.

Hi, Margaret.

Hi, Margaret.

Hi.

Hold on.

How are you doing, buddy?

How do you mistakenly turn a human interest piece

Huh?

I can engineer that outcome.

I don't know how this happened, Gina.

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn’t have an experience.

I don't know, angry teenagers or the government.

I don't like it.

I even got this crappy job next to a famous abduction site.

I freakin' love it!

I get visited by lizard men, and she got Ryan Gosling.

I got tased three times.

I guess I could buy some pot.

I had a pretty good week.

I have been working with experiencers for almost six months.

I hit a deer with my car. It's not a big deal.

I I think I might be broken, too.

I just got back from a

I just need some air.

I keep seeing that sign in my dreams.

I knew it! I knew it!

I know my freaking job, Jeff!

I know one when I see one.

I know this might be difficult,

I know you won a Pulitzer...

I moved to this retirement community after my husband died.

I need you to forward my calls. I need to clean out my...

I need your help.

I owe everyone in this room a huge apology.

I quit my job.

I saw this

I think I'm about to hit the deer.

I think I'm good. Thank you.

I... I think this is where my accident happened.

I'll get out of your hair.

I'm a homemaker, okay?

I'm a part time temp at a funeral home.

I'm a receptionist at the funeral home.

I'm driving. It's night.

I'm either loosing my mind or I was abducted by aliens.

I'm flying!

I'm gonna go.

I'm interested in all things Beacon.

I'm just saying he doesn't look like he's out.

I'm just saying, there are different kinds of aliens,

I'm much more interested in hearing about yours.

I'm not really susceptible... Uh!

I'm not really used to this, but...

I'm not sure.

I'm reading about my church's sponsorship

I'm reading your alien support group thing.

I'm tellin' you, Ozzie,

I'm the V.P. of a major tech company.

I've been trying to make contact for years.

If I wanted to interview the rest of your group,

If it makes you feel any better,

In the corner of the room.

Into some kind of a hatchet job?

Is everything all right?

Is just break off contact...

Is... We don't stand?

Isn't that neat?

It has been 302 days

It might be nice to be involved.

It said,

It was like a futuristic bathroom in a ballpark.

It's a stone cold fact, Gerry, and you know it.

It's fascinating.

It's just gives us a little more agency.

It's not like he's gonna remember any of this.

It's not real. It's just a memory.

It's super bizarre,

It's your first week back since the car accident...

It's...

Jonathan Walsh will see you now.

Just do it, Edward. Don't get weird.

Just focus on my finger

Just get me one more draft of this.

Just let me ask you one last thing.

Just to reassure everybody,

Just... totally just swing by, and we can talk it out.

Kill some stuff.

Let's all thank Father Doug

Let's just be cool and get this done.

Like what?

Little bodies.

Lizard people.

Look, I hit a deer. It happens all the time, okay.

Look, when I came here, I thought

Many of my former bosses

Margaret, check yourself.

Massive wet

Maybe it's like a Tuskegee experiment thing.

Mine looked like Ryan Gosling.

Mine were Greys.

My last two articles before this

My name is Ozzie Graham,

My star charts up overhead,

Naked people mostly.

Nancy said you stormed out of here the other day because everyone,

Never won a Pulitzer, Jon.

No judgments, man, just love.

No, I can't! I I I need to make sure they're okay.

No, I'm not. It's hot in here.

No, no, no, no. No.

No, no... a little.

No! Look, I am fine, all right?

Now, look, the best thing you can do right now

Of reported alien encounters on the East Coast.

Oh god, life is cruel.

Oh, I'm not here to talk about my experience, Ozzie.

Oh, it was pretty late.

Oh, my God. That is so creepy.

Oh, no, I know exactly what I'm saying.

Oh, really?

Oh, sorry, gotta go.

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, yeah, it just went down the wrong tube.

Oh.

Oh.

OK, Reptilians,

Okay guys, rule us all?

Okay, all I'm saying is, we've been here before.

Okay, clearly mistakes were made.

Okay, forget it. Forget I said anything.

Okay, he's looking right at me.

Okay. No problem.

Okay. You're upset and you're saying things you don't mean.

One of the most lizardy presidents out there.

Or like a young Paul Newman.

Or maybe it's something else, like...

Or Woodstein and Birdbaum.

Ozzie's a journalist

Part time.

Past and current

People do that all the time.

People here are actually still pretty upset.

People hit deer all the time, Gerry.

Pretty run of the mill, I guess.

Quite often they are in positions of authority.

Reptilians are a calm species.

Shit, hang on. Shit!

Silly article about some harmless weirdos who believe in aliens.

Since I last saw my wife,

So I usually like to start these interviews

So it looks like I'll be sticking around for a while.

So, I'm... I'm doing pretty great, Gerry.

So, you're a farmer.

So? That's no reason to ruin somebody's life!

So...

Some people would give their right arm for an experience like that.

Sorry to blow up your spot man. I told her about your accident.

Sorry. I haven't been sleeping too well lately.

StarCrossed, it's like a weirdo circus of

Take a pick. I'm Han.

Take your head out of your ass.

Tall. Nordic looking.

Terrible date, which is just a normal date for me.

Thanks for giving me a lift. My car is in the shop.

Thanks, buddy. You too.

That get you on to the Internet.

That if this makes anyone uncomfortable,

That seems to be the most pressing thought here.

That sounded defensive, didn't it?

That was an old draft! It wasn't supposed to be published!

That's an impressive desk

That's like having dinner with a unicorn.

The Reptilians are the ones

The ship is rocking right now.

There are actually a number of theories on that.

There is dickery afoot in Beacon, and...

There's dickery afoot in Beacon. Alien dickery.

There's forgiveness here for everyone, my friend...

There's no band.

These little gray bastards.

They are psychopathic.

They cover them up.

They cover them.

They decided to park in the middle of this field.

They don't have to participate today.

They just want people like you who don't even believe in them.

They're doing some interesting stuff on the local level.

They're telepathic,

They've been abducted by aliens

They've lived amongst us for centuries.

This is Ozzie Graham reporting on StarCrossed,

Those people are out of their goddamn minds.

Three times by the same cop!

Totes.

Uh, but I'm fine.

Uh!

Wait, I hear voices.

Wait.

Wait. Gerry.

Want my napkin? You're sweating a lot, man.

Was a Reptilian.

We can't help you unless you let us in, Ozzie.

We could be like Han and Luke,

We do have a pretty good eye, man.

We don't say last names, either.

We know, but there's only one way to find out for sure.

We manufacture the little plastic jacks

We were in some kind of examination room.

We'll be lucky if we don't get kicked out of our room.

We'll circle back and touch base later.

We'll rule them all soon anyway.

We'll take it from here, Father.

We're all hot.

We're just gonna wipe his mind, tell him he's special,

We're not... Come back here.

Welcome to the nerve center.

Well,

Well, I'm just really worried about you, bud.

Well, I'm one of 'em.

Well, uh, I didn't,

Well, we're gonna get you one, 'cause you're amazing.

Well, what does that mean, special like all the others?

Well, what were you gonna say?

Were about prison reform and gun control.

Were all of you abductees?

Were Reptilians in human form.

What do you think?

What happened after the accident?

What happened next?

What is this, like some kind of an intervention?

What would you say if I told you that car accidents involving animals

When I covered Occupy Wall Street,

When they were done,

When we woke up,

When, boom!

Where are you now, Ozzie?

Where are you now, Ozzie? What's happening?

Which makes it difficult to get a raise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoo!

Why don't you get off our asses and go make us a couple sandwiches?

Why is he writing?

Why would that make me feel any better?

With everybody's names and the name of the church!

With just a few basic questions...

With my expertise,

With those non existent nightmares!

Working for the Post Office,

Wow, that was a record.

Wow. That's...

Yeah, and I hated it at first, but...

Yeah, but why do these harmless weirdos believe in aliens?

Yeah, get me the financials on the Beacon Daily Gazette.

Yeah, I asked for a smaller office,

Yeah, I'm having office hours right now!

Yeah, the two kind of complement each other, don't they?

Yeah, they totally do.

Yeah.

Yes, everything's fine.

You are very special.

You didn't know I was gonna say that.

You don't remember, do you?

You get to knock on everybody's door.

You guys do this. I go back to that.

You had your accident in Beacon?

You have to watch out for, Ozzie. The others are inconsequential.

You hit a deer and you're dreaming about it?

You hit the trifecta, buddy.

You know what? Just if anyone asks, StarCrossed is a division of AA.

You know why I didn't tell you about my experience?

You need to clean up your what?

You promised you wouldn't use actual names!

You published my unfinished article

You were all sad, broken weirdos.

You were totally amazing back there.

You work in an airplane hangar and you drive a desk.

You'll never believe what they said.

You're never bothering me!

You're right.

You're s...

You're very special.

You've worked for The Wall Street Journal, New York Times

Your... your real names will not be used in this article.

10 years ago by the Reptilians.

200 feet to your left.

1962,

A medal? Congratulations for doing your job.

And I thought I'd just... ... Go to bed.

And it was all... ... White.

and start counting backwards. I have to warn you,

And then he says that. We very much prefer the term,

Are you sure he's out? He's totally out. Calm down.

Aye, aye, Captain. Excuse me.

But albino and 9 feet tall. Figures.

Did you call the police? Animal care and control?

do you think you could set that up? Yeah.

Don't get weird? Mm hmm, Don't get weird. Yeah.

Don't get weird. You're very special.

efficient. I got my research library there,

Eyes. Oh, thanks.

Fine. I'm in.

Good job, yep. All right!

Guys, guys. God.

He was just so... ... Laid back.

Here. Okay, fine. No!

Hey, asshole! You're working or what? Come on!

Hey, bud. Aah!

Hey, bud. Aah!

His head just moved. Dude, it's the ship.

I didn't agree to that. I clearly said, Chelsea,

I don't have... It's too late now.

I just kept... ... Waking up.

I know my freaking job, Jeff. Oh, eat a dick.

I swear. Good luck

I wasn't finished. Father Doug.

I will never... ... Forget.

I'm also an advocate for legalization.

I'm hungry for more. There's no more. It's a...

I'm such a mast... Okay, now he's gonna cry again.

is a lot like slut shaming. Sorry,

It was around mid... ... Night.

It... it's not that unusual. You're right.

It's not... Will you hug him, for God's sake.

It's textbook. Look,

It's worse than having a puppy. It is, yeah.

Lincoln? Lincoln.

maybe it's aliens. It's totally aliens.

Mmh mmh. No.

Nixon? Nixon.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

No. Kind of, yeah.

Now you love it. ... the sex here is amazing.

of an alien cult in a major news site.

Oh my god. Not cool, bro.

Oh, bummer. What happened? I hit a deer.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. After 60,

Okay, okay. I'm not crying.

Reagan? Reagan.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Richard, focus! So,

So, you in? Can I be Han?

so... I went down to the kitchen

soulless eyes. Mm hmm.

Sounds good. Okay, I'm already there.

Sure. They live amongst us.

Take 'er easy there. Good, just need air.

That's 'cause it's pig shit. Ugh.

That's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm a temp.

That's what I should be covering. Look,

That's why I wanted to... Big round of applause. Father Doug.

They looked me... ... Right in the eyes.

They only get worse. Come on, Gina!

This is off the record, right? Mm hmm.

Uh, hey, Jonathan? Dude!

Um... Hi Ozzie. Huh?

Well, it's too late now. No, it's not.

What? Wow. One of the biggest.

What?! This is a line we've discussed a lot.

What's that like? Oh, it's

Whoo! Amazing.

with different agendas. Just to be clear,

with Reptilians? No.

with the tinfoil hat beat. Dude, a billion percent, yes!

Woodward and Bernstein? Yeah, any of those guys.

You all right? You okay, Ozzie?

You don't? No.

You know what? I'm not even crying yet.

You... ... Are...

You... ... Are...

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... Special.

... Special.

'Cause I never had one.