The Goldbergs - Season 4 Edit

A "Baditude" jar? That's not a thing.

A basketball court inside a snow fort?

A Batman movie's coming out, and it's going to be awesome!

A big blanket!

A big time brain surgeon, but how would you like

A BMX Batman movie?

A body is found in a locked room...

A boy who can't see what's right in front of him.

A certain unnamed schmoopie showed me a video

A cute little horn!

A day I've been dreading since

A deadly combination of splash, flash, and mullet!

A deal's a deal. He's JTP worthy.

A doctor for the Phillies

A fort?

A fully licensed and accredited doctor

A fun kid's game?

A guy's got to know how to make a Manwich

A ha!

A hang with my bro emergency. Here, have a seat.

A healthy level of crotchular numbness.

A hickey equals proof. Engage.

A homicide.

A Jane Fonda video, and a whistle.

A job?!

A lady and a duck in bed?

A lame ass theater geek.

A lifetime of coupons, one of which is good

A little bit more than you thought, hmm, Miss Goldberg?

A little goofy dancing like in an '80s teen movie

A lock? C'mon. There's waaaay better, cuter couples out there.

A long distance relationship can work.

A lot of my friends have that. I It's not as joyful with them.

A lot of other actors would say, "Thank you."

A lot of people can do that.

A lot. You know Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?

A magical night everyone wanted to remember forever,

A mini fridge and bean bag chairs.

A moron, anytime I want.

A mothervention!

A mullet can do that?

A mullet doesn't have a boss. It takes no orders.

A new computer so you could "Weird Science" up a hot girl.

A one time mistake that...

A person needs at least two plys.

A picture of you sitting in the real K.I.T.T.

A real one?

A secret recording of me bashing him and all he held dear.

A showbiz connection with Edie Robb, kid manager to the stars.

A single TVmovie would end up saving the planet.

A space.

A spiteful dork in a puffer vest

A squeaky fart?

A steam pipe being thrown through a guy.

A stethoscope?

A story about a woman who kept a writer captive

A streamlined iguana? For real?

A tad less delicious than mine,

A trip to Colonial Williamsburg!

A turbo boosted talking super car!

A turkey only goes airborne like that if it's frozen,

A vampire draining your human sprite?

A very special day in the Goldberg house.

A world of massage circles that bonded kids for a lifetime.

A's don't have right angles.

Aaaaaah!

Aah, I'm wedged even worse!

Aah, it's clamped on so good!

Aah, it's on you!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Ew! Ow, ow, ow, Ew!

Aah! I just want to sleep, moron!

Aah! I'm so scared!

Aah! Oh, yes!

Abandon his entire family on Thanksgiving?!

About a dreideldactyl and menorahsaurus.

About another kid staying in your house ever again.

About capturing meaningful moments.

About Erica Dorothy Goldberg,

About heroically triumphing over her "smother,"

About how to slice turkey breasts?

About missing their concert.

About space or robits or space robits.

About that thing that happened between us

About the other day... I feel bad.

About trying to escape the Greeks.

About what a loser I was.

About what? I'm doing what you asked me to do.

About your crappy childhood?

Absolutely not!

Absolutely not! The answer is no.

Absolutely not.

Accessing first day of school.

According to my calculations, you have 63 days left

According to parking rules, this space is mine.

According to the school handbook, you really don't.

Acted out the final scene of Karate Kid perfectly.

Acting.

Actual medical school, which takes another four years.

Actually had something in common.

Actually, even he knows it's time for you to move on

Actually, I just want to stay home and watch Dallas.

Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here

Actually, I was thinking a different store.

Actually, I wasn't gonna say that at all.

Actually, I wouldn't mind switching it up a bit.

Actually, I'm the editor.

Actually, it's that letter right there from Erica Goldberg

Actually, Mur Man, for the record, I'm more than a cop.

Actually, Omega Beta is a sorority.

Actually, Stephen King is his...

Actually, the new movie stars Michael Keaton.

Actually, this one's for both of you.

Actually, this time it's my treat.

Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts.

Actually, we thought you could have some fun with us.

Actually...

Adam Balboa, or Adam Cobra Commander.

Adam F. Goldberg.

Adam F. Goldberg.

Adam Goldberg in school,

Adam Goldberg is gonna fight!

Adam Goldberg's gonna fight?

Adam is going to be a famous director.

Adam is not like the two of you.

Adam jar!

Adam said some pretty nasty words about everything you love.

Adam shouldn't even be in this club?

Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real (BLEEP).

Adam would correct me, too. You are totally made for each other.

Adam, a word. Are you serious about this?

Adam, be happy for your sister.

Adam, Commando won't listen!

Adam, I just wanted you...

Adam, I was the bully.

Adam, it has a horn!

Adam, look at me. Look at your mama.

ADAM: "In the end, we're a family."

ADAM: And now I'm a Corey.

ADAM: Chadam Productions, Turtles, take one.

ADAM: Dad, say something. How do you feel?

ADAM: I have off school today, for it had snowed.

ADAM: I'm athletic when determined.

ADAM: So does this.

ADAM: Take one, Chadam Productions.

ADAM: That looks so much easier on TV!

ADAM: Where's Bill Murray,

ADAM: Will Matthew Bradley come out as a winner today?

Adam! Come quick! It's an emergency!

Adam?

Adam?

Adam? To a sporting event?

Adam. Adam, please.

Adam's told me so much about you.

Adappa dappa da dappa

Add it to the list.

Adiós, mija.

Admit it! You put that turkey in the freezer!

Admit it. I'm the Michael Knight.

ADULT ADAM: ... my horrifying smother.

ADULT ADAM: 'Cause in the end, no matter what you go through...

ADULT ADAM: 'Cause, at the end of the day, walls need to be broken,

ADULT ADAM: Acting on her standard selfishness,

ADULT ADAM: After his talk with Pops,

ADULT ADAM: Ah, school dances.

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the child stars of the '80s.

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the Grateful Dead...

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the teachers of our youth.

ADULT ADAM: Ah! The Breakfast Club...

ADULT ADAM: And boogie she did.

ADULT ADAM: And he did. Barry was so psyched to teach my mom a lesson,

ADULT ADAM: And if my writer's block weren't bad enough,

ADULT ADAM: And just like Mr. Miyagi,

ADULT ADAM: And just like that, we forgot about who we were trying to be

ADULT ADAM: And lucky for me,

ADULT ADAM: And our first battle was this.

ADULT ADAM: And she wouldn't. For 10 minutes.

ADULT ADAM: And so began the slowest high speed chase

ADULT ADAM: And so began the war over Barry's future.

ADULT ADAM: And so my sister would help me, but not by going to Emmy.

ADULT ADAM: And so the other Adam Goldberg and I

ADULT ADAM: And so we were forced to avoid being our usual selves.

ADULT ADAM: And that made me the luckiest kid in the world.

ADULT ADAM: And that night, even though it was freezing outside

ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic.

ADULT ADAM: And then we went where no Goldberg had gone before.

Adult Adam: And then, for the first time in ages,

ADULT ADAM: And video dating had finally hit the suburbs of Philly.

ADULT ADAM: And with that, my brother had everything he needed

ADULT ADAM: And with that, my dad knew it was time

ADULT ADAM: And with that, our dad was back to being our dad again.

ADULT ADAM: And, so began the great Goldberg answering machine war

ADULT ADAM: As Barry failed at punk,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry got schooled in punk,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry stormed off in a fury,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry was having trouble seeing the future,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry wasn't getting his revenge,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry won back his love,

ADULT ADAM: As Barry's love life fell apart,

ADULT ADAM: As crazy as it seems,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Geoff were living in denial,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica did my dad's dirty work,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica walked out on her college future,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica's college career went up in flames,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica's matchmaking was stalling out,

ADULT ADAM: As Erica's secret was out,

ADULT ADAM: As I fell apart on the court,

ADULT ADAM: As I remained captive,

ADULT ADAM: As I was being forced to keep working,

ADULT ADAM: As I was learning how to be a better friend,

ADULT ADAM: As Matt Bradley was learning the rules of the JTP,

ADULT ADAM: As my dad got the win,

ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down

ADULT ADAM: As my dad was trying to keep Barry quiet,

ADULT ADAM: As my lies scored me a date,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom invited my geeky dream girl over,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom shut down my dream nerd girl,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was anxious to get teaching,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was finally facing the fact that I wasn't a leading man,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was finding out she was my monster,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was helping me get my big break,

ADULT ADAM: As my mom was running away from a felony,

ADULT ADAM: As my sister was returning to form,

ADULT ADAM: As we bankrolled our trip to the Bahamas,

ADULT ADAM: As we continued to mess with my dad,

ADULT ADAM: As we set out on our fatherless snow day,

ADULT ADAM: At least that's what he told me.

ADULT ADAM: Back before the Internet,

Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, me and my best friend Chad Kremp

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my best friend was my grandfather.

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the most terrifying place in existence

ADULT ADAM: Balls! He swept my leg! He swept it but good!

ADULT ADAM: Because I didn't want this to be my life,

ADULT ADAM: Because if you don't listen,

ADULT ADAM: But despite it all, my mom was right.

ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't the only one landing a gig

ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't.

ADULT ADAM: But instead, I copied from Cliff, and Jackie bought it big time.

ADULT ADAM: But it did not rock. Not at all.

ADULT ADAM: But Mrs. Mom yagi had one more move up her sleeve.

ADULT ADAM: But my mom was never one to give up.

ADULT ADAM: But she did.

ADULT ADAM: But their race to the mailbox didn't go as planned

ADULT ADAM: But, just like Gollum, my mom was not to be trusted.

ADULT ADAM: By "seriously", my sister meant

ADULT ADAM: Convinced she was facing a loveless life alone,

ADULT ADAM: Did I ever.

ADULT ADAM: Erica's plan was going perfectly.

ADULT ADAM: Even though I immediately died of dysentery,

ADULT ADAM: Even though we were still trying to find our place at school,

ADULT ADAM: Every moment counted!

ADULT ADAM: Every time, it was the same heartbreak.

ADULT ADAM: Evy's pity was the last straw.

ADULT ADAM: Except it wasn't.

ADULT ADAM: From that point on, I couldn't wait for lunchtime.

ADULT ADAM: He certainly was to me.

ADULT ADAM: He was talking about an '80s neon clad tennis God

ADULT ADAM: I always knew my crazy uncle was a man of many talents,

ADULT ADAM: I had a date! Kinda.

ADULT ADAM: I had lied to the geeky girl of my dreams.

ADULT ADAM: I had messed up with Emmy,

ADULT ADAM: I had not.

ADULT ADAM: I really hadn't, but this girl was perfect,

ADULT ADAM: I was officially ready for battle.

ADULT ADAM: I was officially tableless.

ADULT ADAM: I was trapped with no way out.

ADULT ADAM: In that moment,

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I finally saw how hard it was for Emmy,

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I realized that I had a mother

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I realized there was only one way

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my brother became Agassi.

ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my dad made me realize

ADULT ADAM: In the end, I never got

ADULT ADAM: In the end, love can come at the most unexpected time,

ADULT ADAM: In the end, my mom got her perfect Mother's Day.

ADULT ADAM: In the end, the perfect night isn't about where you are,

ADULT ADAM: It even inspired me

ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry nearly lost an eye to punk rock,

ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since my sister's Penn State disaster,

ADULT ADAM: It had been a week

ADULT ADAM: It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem

ADULT ADAM: It had been days since Emmy talked to me,

ADULT ADAM: It had been one day since the disco disaster,

ADULT ADAM: It had been one day since the disco disaster,

ADULT ADAM: It had been two days since Barry pulled the fire alarm

ADULT ADAM: It had been two days since Barry pulled the fire alarm

ADULT ADAM: It really was. Nowadays, it's cool to geek out,

ADULT ADAM: It turns out a mothervention knows no limits.

ADULT ADAM: It was a day for teenage romance.

ADULT ADAM: It was April 5th, 1980 something.

ADULT ADAM: It was April 5th, 1980 something.

ADULT ADAM: It was at that moment

ADULT ADAM: It was February 22, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was Halloween night,

ADULT ADAM: It was Halloween night, and I was gonna be

ADULT ADAM: It was January 4, 1980 something.

ADULT ADAM: It was March 1, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was March 8th, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was May 3rd, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 12th, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was October 29th, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was official.

ADULT ADAM: It was prom season, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was September 3rd, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was September 28, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was snow day, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was snow day, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It was the day of the big premiere of a dating video.

ADULT ADAM: It was Valentine's Day, 1980 something,

ADULT ADAM: It wasn't up to my dad to decide Barry's future.

ADULT ADAM: Just like Misery, she'd come home early.

ADULT ADAM: Just not who she wanted.

ADULT ADAM: Lainey had told Barry to up his punk game

ADULT ADAM: Like most dads back then, our dad knew nothing of our lives,

ADULT ADAM: Like most substitute teachers, she didn't know very much.

ADULT ADAM: Like the Joker himself, Barry set a treacherous trap

ADULT ADAM: Long before online dating,

ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, I was able to use

ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, the timing was perfect.

ADULT ADAM: Much like my mom, who tended to swear,

ADULT ADAM: Murray Goldberg had a lot of dumb dad rules,

ADULT ADAM: My best friend had officially betrayed me,

ADULT ADAM: My captor was gone for the evening.

ADULT ADAM: My dad asked a good question.

ADULT ADAM: My dad's solution...

ADULT ADAM: My fate was sealed.

ADULT ADAM: My mom beat me to it.

ADULT ADAM: My mom was dead set on bringing Erica back to her old self.

ADULT ADAM: My mom was playing us just like we played her,

ADULT ADAM: My mom would stop at nothing to be Erica's hero.

ADULT ADAM: My sister had finally finished her new college essay

ADULT ADAM: My sister was determined to end the war.

ADULT ADAM: My video reminded them both

ADULT ADAM: Naturally, we did the opposite 'cause forts are awesome!

ADULT ADAM: Only, I didn't say "Fudge."

ADULT ADAM: Our Breakfast Club was passing us by,

ADULT ADAM: Our snow day rebellion had worked.

ADULT ADAM: Realizing she'd made a mess of my social life,

ADULT ADAM: Sadly, we were that one school that never closed for snow.

ADULT ADAM: Seeing my mom abandon her dream,

ADULT ADAM: She had given up on love after losing out on Geoff Schwartz.

ADULT ADAM: Since my brother lost control of the JTP,

ADULT ADAM: So my dad set out to make Erica's life better.

ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration from every leading man I worshipped.

ADULT ADAM: So, yeah, our snow day didn't go as planned,

ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings

ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we put on disguises,

ADULT ADAM: Sometimes, we're so consumed with our own problems,

ADULT ADAM: Standing on a desk was how Robin Williams inspired his students.

ADULT ADAM: Stephen King made me want to write horror stories, too.

ADULT ADAM: Sure, breaking into school was highly questionable,

ADULT ADAM: That day, Barry invented crab hockey.

ADULT ADAM: That day, Erica wasn't the only one with delusions of grandeur.

ADULT ADAM: That day, I was also on a mission to prove to Emmy I felt her pain.

ADULT ADAM: That day, my dad was the hero who saved Erica,

ADULT ADAM: That day, my mom wasn't the only one

ADULT ADAM: That day, my sister realized there were no easy answers

ADULT ADAM: That night, the entire country watched that movie,

ADULT ADAM: That was when I realized

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about growing up.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about love.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about your heroes.

ADULT ADAM: The only thing he didn't have was the actual ability.

ADULT ADAM: The only thing more uncomfortable than Erica's interview

ADULT ADAM: The world can be a scary, unpredictable place.

ADULT ADAM: Then one day, everything changed.

ADULT ADAM: There was no way Barry would listen to my mom and sweep the leg.

ADULT ADAM: Turns out we would need our dad... Just way sooner than expected.

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Barry wasn't the famous cool tennis star.

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Beverly Goldberg was way more

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, not having the Valentine she actually wanted,

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that third and final Mother's Day gift

ADULT ADAM: Turns out, The Day After

ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately for my brother,

ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my sister had the exact same plan.

ADULT ADAM: Wait. That was it.

ADULT ADAM: What began as one simple call from Pop Pop

ADULT ADAM: What happened next would change my life forever.

ADULT ADAM: What happened was a revolution.

ADULT ADAM: When I was a kid, my mom would use every opportunity

ADULT ADAM: When Robin Williams inspired those stuffy rich kids

ADULT ADAM: While Barry hit a home run with his new career,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was desperate to survive nuclear war,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was losing his way in the intricate maze of air ducts,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant to him,

ADULT ADAM: While Barry was running away from detention,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica was looking to teach me a lesson,

ADULT ADAM: While Erica's dreams broke down,

ADULT ADAM: While everyone was afraid our president would lead us to war,

ADULT ADAM: While I was forced to face my nemesis,

ADULT ADAM: While my dad learned the basics of Erica,

ADULT ADAM: While my mom was plotting to improve my social future,

ADULT ADAM: While my sister tried to escape my mom,

ADULT ADAM: With her college dreams dashed,

ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry saved his prom.

ADULT ADAM: With that, Erica officially lost her backup school.

ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad realized how truly terrified Barry felt.

ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars came to an end.

ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars were on.

ADULT ADAM: Wrong. That night, Geoff went home

ADULT ADAM: Yep, back in the '80s,

ADULT ADAM: Yep, growing up is an awkward adventure,

ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was ready to be a leading man.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, it was time to go get my ass kicked

ADULT ADAM: Yep, Karate Kid had something for everyone.

ADULT ADAM: Yep, my sister had resorted to making up a date,

ADULT ADAM: Yep, nothing brought us kids closer

ADULT ADAM: Yep. Dad and Pop Pop were finally talking.

ADULT ADAM: Yes, I was becoming a martial arts master.

After a frantic search, my mom had to improvise.

After an exhilarating weekend in New York City ...

After everything we've been through,

After his graduation fight with Lainey

After I watched that "Star Wars" special,

After much personal reflection,

After my mom made her point,

After seeing that scary movie on TV,

After she specifically told me it was stupid!

After the President waged a horrible nuclear war.

After the war.

After two weeks of campaigning, he got desperate.

After watching The Day After

After you hear the beep.

Again with the farkakte machine.

Again, I did not write this.

Again, not interested.

Again, this is just like the movie.

Against a faculty member who's here one day a week.

Against each other so meow, meow, meow, meow.

Against his same name nemesis, his namesis.

Age 17, who likes Christian Slater,

Ages 8 and up,

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed. And you're starting to look real desperate,

Ah ha ha ha!

Ah ha!

Ah ha! (LAUGHS)

Ah, balls. She got to you.

Ah, camera.

Ah, damn it. She's gone.

Ah, dang it! I'm all out!

Ah, Gary.

Ah, going away to college.

Ah, I see what's going on here.

Ah, I see. Goofing on old Coach, huh?

Ah, no! Don't hurt me!

Ah, okay, well, auditions have already happened ...

Ah, screw it. You did what you had to do.

Ah, so he'll pony up 20 bucks for you, and still I'm out my $17.

Ah, Spencer Gifts...

Ah, stabbed in the back by your best amigo.

Ah, that's a sad dance that I know all too well.

Ah, yeah, they're funny.

Ah, yikes, off to a rough start. All right.

Ah, you run along. I got this.

Ah, you. What do you want?

Ah!

Ah. I see what this is.

Ah. Wh What's all this?

Ah... Seers and wizards don't fit into my new, healthy lifestyle.

Ahh ahh ahh choo!

Ahh. That's where I heard that.

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Oh!

Airwolf was a badass chopper.

Al, the duck's gonna make it with that lady.

AL: Come on, Mur.

Al! I don't want to make any more sounds!

Alan, I'm pinned! You have to help me!

Albert Solomon, book lover.

Albert, not everything is a grift.

ALF is sacred!

All Adam needs is to get some headshots

All camps have end of the summer boxing matches

All due respect, Chef, but the team and I

All I got to do is re create the yearbook

All I had to do was read Lord of the Rings.

All I know is with the right point of view,

All I need to do is unlock his potential,

All I said was only one person

All I see is Ruben Amaro Jr

All I wanna do is protect my family,

All I wanted was for my dad to be a little more involved.

All I wanted was for my mom to leave me alone.

All I was trying to do was remind you

All I'm saying is we were definitely not damaging

All movies should be "Commando."

All my children have jobs?!

All my life, you guys have been the dynamic duo.

All my senses are engaged.

All net, no sweat.

All of Hall & Oates,

All of the teachers at school warned us not to see it,

All over that old desk.

All right let's just forget the stupid chandelier, okay?

All right, according to this memo from Principal Ball,

All right, chin down, eyes up. Nice.

All right, down to business.

All right, enough with this gym crap.

All right, enough! I'm putting an end to this once and for all.

All right, everybody, I want you to join me

All right, everyone, meet your new teammate.

All right, first off,

All right, friend.

All right, give me a visual on the license plate.

All right, guys. The camera's rolling...

All right, hormonal disasters! It's time to pick teams.

All right, I know what you're thinking...

All right, ladies and actual ladies,

All right, let's go. I want to beat traffic.

All right, let's tango.

All right, maybe ease off.

All right, morons. Listen up.

All right, my little RoboSchmoop,

All right, no more couponing for you.

All right, the fact that none of you are cracking up right now

All right, the moment we've been waiting for.

All right, you two just get off the stage, all right?

All right, you've had enough fun, you morons.

All right! Come on down and see it!

All right! Forget that!

All right! Maybe I did want your turkey to be

All right! Quiet down!

All right. Enough lesson learning.

All right. I'll take the robit,

All right. Keep 'em coming

All right. Let me, uh, cut to the chase here, Kyle.

All right. You'll see. We're the future you, and it sucks hard.

All set...

All she left behind was this single leg warmer.

All that matters is me and you.

All that old timey stuff he likes, it's just not for me.

All that old timey stuff he likes, it's just not for me.

All the clothes I've worn for a decade

All the latest games, from Asteroids to Zaxxon.

All the managers I've made cry.

All the movies I worship have come into question.

All the solos were taken except for "Dreidel Cubed".

All the subs and that new music teacher

All these years,

All they could do was look at my satchel.

All those in favor in accepting Matt Bradley

All those lusty Danielle Steel novels?

All those memories, the best moments of my life?

All together now.

All we had to do was grab her.

All we need is nine batteries

All we've done is clean this slob's apartment!

All you did was combine two names

All you did was use his mother as a weapon to rile him up.

All you got to do is knock on their door.

All you had to do was write a timeless classic

All you have to do is teach me everything you now,

All your weeks were the same.

ALL: (CHANTING) JTP! JTP! JTP!

ALL: (CHANTING) Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!

ALL: (DEJECTEDLY) JTP.

ALL: Hug first, hug hard, show mercy.

ALL: JTP.

ALL: JTP.

ALL: JTP.

ALL: Trick or treat.

ALL: Yes, Master!

ALL: Yes, Master!

ALL: Yes, Master.

Allowed it just to happen naturally.

Already got the hair.

Alright, here's the cold hard truth.

Also a coincidence,

Also pants shorter than normal pants.

Also, Bevy, I need to borrow $8,300.

Also, can I go to the beach with Jackie this weekend?

Also, I finally get to use the phone again.

Also, I have no other options.

Also, I'm onto you, homewrecker.

Also, it sounds like crap.

Also, it totally proves you were never living up to your potential.

Also, it was shockingly easy to do.

Also, my mom clearly put you up to this.

Also, nobody from the school wants me there.

Also, why is there an old man in our super cool group?

Also, you got some kind of bag so I can bring home this fruit?

Also, you must be stacked.

Also, you're fired from the job you never had.

Also, you're supporting the most important woman in your life.

Although Barry does seem to want it more.

Although, as luck would have it,

Although, if it was a competition,

Always annoyed my dad

Always being annoyed is not a hobby

Always dragging chalkboards around this house?

Always hold on to that wonder, no matter what.

Always know what's going on on the inside

Always.

Always.

Am I in trouble?

Amazingly, the potato gun

An "Adam" jar?

An active alum?

An adult who can't stop herself from talking like a lumberjack.

An all in one medical facility where I'll be CEO and lead surgeon.

An emergency meeting entitled "The Day After The Day After."

An essay that will bond us together like in The Breakfast Club?

An experienced lady, huh? Now, this is where Pops shines.

An indoor basketball court.

An older woman?

An underwater devil.

Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, soccer!

And 'cause of the most unexpected people.

And 'getting comfortable.'"

And a big thank you to Aunt Rose

And a brand new recording studio that's open to undergrads.

And a damn good one.

And a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

And a little video I made in my room...

And a lot of my clients are just me in different costumes.

And a one time fee of $399,

And actors are at the top! They're like jocks.

And Adam will be more... Accessible.

And Adam won't even be a little bit nerdy.

And Adam would definitely want to ski with Crispin Glover.

And after spending all day trying to force everybody to get closer,

And all Erica wanted to do was hide from everyone in a dark theater.

And all of my teachers are here and healthy.

And all the roads and stores are closed.

And all they wear is tie dye.

And already does that thing when he yells "Clear!",

And also 10 boys who I know a little bit.

And also gassy.

And also this,

And also to end this conversation!

And also wondering what the hell you're wearing.

And always seem to get the dates wrong,

And are always willing to help us get back out there.

And as one of the school's top jocks,

And as the favorite Goldberg child,

And as we all know, I'm the leader, so my vote counts as three.

And ask him to support one of your insanely geeky hobbies.

And asked me if I wanted to buy this rare and exotic pet.

And at this moment, our lives are at stake.

And attend the local junior collegelwelding academy. Oh!

And Barry was beside himself.

And Barry's gonna be a surgeon.

And basically taking a dump on my dreams.

And be back around 6:00, wink, wink.

And be there for each other.

And became my own hero!

And become one on the beach at night.

And being with Lainey, I choose her!

And Big Tasty's gonna make this dull ass musical

And book a booth by the window.

And booked a hotel room.

And both have to think about what's best for him.

And bother you on family vacations

And boundaries need to be crossed...

And break my heart, litelly

And Bruce Lee is a wuss!

And busk on the streets like a true artist!

And buy a vacuum so you can suck it.

And buy wine coolers and blame it on a hobo

And carefully studied them all.

And check out our sweet posters!

And Chuck Norris likes a desert climate,

And close himself off forever.

And comparing your wife's appearance to that of a canine...

And complex as it was sad and easy.

And damn it, it will.

And demand his damn money back.

And devastated over me.

And diving into an icy river with a knife in your mouth.

And do all their greatest characters,

And doesn't ride a bike like some European.

And don't even get me started on "Jaws 4: The Revenge."

And don't gag like you always do.

And don't let me be a part of it

And embarrassing you in front of everyone you've ever known.

And end this ferkokte game already

And entertain us.

And entertained even my silliest of ideas.

And Erica got a job working the front office there

And Erica is very sorry for her behavior.

And Erica was officially back to her awesome self.

And Erica was planning her winter semester schedule.

And Erica was still obsessing

And Erica's Ally Sheedy, the crazy, unstable basket case.

And Erica's an attractive single girl.

And even a worse father!

And even though the last thing my dad ever wanted

And eventually, she leaves you for a handsome Latin man

And everyone's so nice.

And everywhere you looked, love was in the air.

And face the other Adam Goldberg once and for all.

And finally, we got Matthew Bradley

And find Lucky.

And finding a trash can for men.

And for cleaning my TV.

And for me, the best had yet to come

And for one night, so was disco.

And for the first time, Barry was out Spencering Erica.

And for the first time, he wanted to be the one to do it.

And for the señor...

And for the woman in your life,

And forcing me to make changes to my story

And frankly, it's about time. It happened to me when I was 6.

And from now on, I'm putting all my trust and faith

And get a box of California raisins.

And get married,

And get the timing just right, it's magic.

And get to learning.

And get very hurt.

And go make us nachos as we watch your TV without you

And go to medical school at the same time!

And go to the Bahamas and pierce my belly button. Forget I said that.

And guaranteed to turn my uncle against my dad.

And guess what? You're Raoul.

And Happy Mother's Day. I love you, snuggle, snuggle!

And has decided to change his policy on nuclear proliferation.

And have a calming hunk of my homemade banana bread.

And he just transferred to Villanova.

And he said he would honor my employee discount.

And he says it can't be Thanksgiving

And he was a man on a mission.

And he's gone.

And he's gonna get hit in the face in three, two...

And he's gonna lie and say it was me,

And he's hopping on one foot like he's got a peg leg.

And he's the hunky warrior who saved Hanukkah!

And he's very mad about the whole same name situation.

And he's very mad about the whole same name situation.

And head to your disgusting chair.

And her name shall be... Lampy... Tableson.

And her sole mission in life is not to fail as a mother.

And hire your leading man? You've come to the right place.

And his acting gets slightly better in every movie.

And his crew crack up wins the game.

And his name was Big Tasty.

And hit the bricks, Ron Hextall!

And how I overcame the greatest obstacle of all.

And how loud can I play my sax?

And how would I send a turkey flying out of the sky?

And how would we do that?

And I accept your offer.

And I am officially a vegetarian.