Jack Black Soundboard Edit

A filet of fish sandwich.

A junior western bacon Chee.

A junior western bacon Chee.

A small

A small chocolate shake.

All fucking night.

All I know is that I've got to get a spinaroo in there!

Alright cherries Jubilee and that's it.

Alright.

Alright.

Also a small seasoned curlies.

Also a small seasoned curlies.

America just fell in love with her

And give me 4 chicken Mcnuggets.

And here I am saying you got no sense of humor.

And I can sing like that all fucking night.

And I can sing like that all night.

And I'm going to go with a filet of fish sandwich since that has less calories 'cause it's fish.

And I'm going to go with a filet of fish sandwich.

And I've been sitting around and thinking your attitude.

And next here we have the corn in the best in the city is delicious.

And so I can simple.

And then I felt like 1000 feet from the Sky.

And then I start some lyrics and you can't believe I'm saying again, I'm never fucking stopping and I'm always talking thing. Hang out now, you know then I will never stop the fucking thing. And th...

And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

And what level is that? Well, you I'm not a master, but let's just start at zero level 0, no?

Anna Small, a small chocolate shake because I'm trying to watch my figure. Not a large or small.

Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast.

Better, closer, warmer.

Better, closer, warmer.

Better, closer, warmer.

Buttcheeks

C****n a yeah ha

Can I come with you and you show me how it's done?

Can I have a junior Western bacon Chee?

Can I have a junior Western bacon Chee?

Can you give me just four Nuggets?

Can you not judge me for like 2 seconds? I split up with Noah. I turned into a guy and I cannot find my phone. I am allowed to be upset.

Chachi much?

Cheap lowlife

Check it out.

Check it out.

Cherries, Jubilee and that's it.

Cleveland Steamer

Click.

Click.

Click.

Cock pushups

Cock pushups

Cock pushups

Cock sucker

Come again.

Come again.

Come look at my penis.

Come On a Yeah hah

Come on with the order.

Continue.

Continue.

Coocoo

Coocoo (short)

Damn, that is a man right there.

Did I told you to do the bendy every once in awhile?

Dig It Jack Black

Distracting guys like a main thing I do. He plays video games. I distract guys.

Do you believe in God?

Do you have any money?

Do you have any money?

Do you have any money?

Do you think maybe the reason why you're so judgy is because you're like afraid that people aren't going to like you, so you decide not to like them first?

Doing nothing. I know it is fun to wrestle and I spiraled right to the face or a punch to the face. But you cannot do it becausw it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor so you.

Don't don't offer me anything. I'll tell you what I want.

Don't offer me anything.

Don't you have something to say?

Don't you have something to say?

Don't you have something to say?

Don't you want to live dates to the glory? See what it tastes like?

Dude, listen.

Dude, listen.

Dude, listen.

Dude.

Dumb super into it or nasty.

ENCARNACIÓÓÓN

Everybody comes in the World the same way

Excuse me

Fligugigu Jack Black

For chicken mcnuggets.

Fuck my ass.

Fuck my ass. What else?

Fuck my ass. What else?

Fuck my ass. What else?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuckin Cockayuss

Fuckin Cockayuss

Fucking fuck out.

Fucking shit.

Fucking talk chaos.

Genius, Let's do this #genius #great idea #lets go #i like it #meeting wrap up #brainstorming

Get on top honey.

Get on top honey.

Get on top honey.

Get rid of you, yet you stayed. Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day in my life jus...

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give me 4 chicken Mcnuggets.

Give me.

God I'm fucking hungry.

God I'm fucking hungry. Let me check the fridge.

God I'm fucking hungry. Let me check the fridge.

God to come on with the order.

Gonna Smoke Some Weed

Good songs?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Happy Birthday to You #happy birthday #happy birthday to you #jack black #sing happy birthday #hbd

Hard fucking.

Hard fucking.

Hard fucking.

Have you seen my phone anywhere?

Here have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants.

Hey.

Hey.

Hit it OK. Yeah, I mean, I just ate so I'm still digesting. So my Kung Fu might not be as good as later on.

Hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu.

How much is that, Sir?

How much is that, Sir?

How much is that?

How's it going?

How's it going?

I am missing and the I am singing. It's my turn to sing at the party.

I can't just walk out here anymore

I did not mean to blow your mind

I don't belong out there and I don't belong in here, so I'm going into the wilderness probably today.

I don't like to have a party for myself

I feel like every time

I feel more comfortable when I'm up on stage

I got eaten by a rhino.

I just set up on here.

I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?

I lost my wallet.

I lost my wallet.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I may need your help.

I mean, yes, they may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes we found a man and beneath the man we find his nucleus.

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu in the history of China. In the history of sucking.

I think about all the great like a premium

I thought we could stop him. He could have killed. Why did he? So you could come back here and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might, I mean a little. I'm pretty scared you can.

I thought you hated all your friends in the whole world.

I want you.

I wanted to recreate my original entrance!

I was so intense.

I win one did nothing.

I win one did nothing.

I win one did nothing.

I'll tell you what I want.

I'm an overweight middle age man.

I'm glad I fucking did this test on you.

I'm glad I fucking did this test on you. The friendship test.

I'm going to need to cancel the last two things on the order.

I'm just saying you're a babe.

I'm just wanting a four nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.

I'm just wanting a four nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.

I'm not going to take that personally.

I'm not listening to you, you're crazy.

I'm not listening to you. You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win win.

I'm okay that's the first time I've fallen!

I'm still an old fat guy, right?

I'm trying to watch my figure.

I've been doing cock pushups.

I've been doing cock pushups.

I've been doing cock pushups.

I've been dreading this all day.

I've been getting ready.

In fact, I've been getting ready.

In flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're just like whatever I'm doing me, and then when they try to...

It's no use. I want to be a great fighter, but I can't even beat a couple of guys in history.

It's OK.

It's the only explanation metal game machine must have electrocuted.

It's where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

Jack black

Jack black 6ick

Jack Black Freddys

Jack Black 4 nugget thing

Jack Black 6 piece?

Jack Black All night

Jack Black All you need

Jack Black Attitude

Jack Black Cancel last 2

Jack Black Cherries jubilee

Jack Black Coke 2

Jack Black Come again?

Jack Black Come on with order

Jack Black Continue

Jack Black CS

Jack Black Curlies

Jack Black Curlies 2

Jack black diccccc

Jack Black Don’t offer

Jack Black Don’t offer 2

Jack Black Dude

Jack Black F’n B

Jack Black F’n F

Jack Black F’n S

Jack Black Figure

Jack Black Figure 2

Jack Black Finish insult

Jack Black Fish

Jack Black FMA else?

Jack Black Fnaf

Jack Black Friendship test

Jack Black Give 4 nuggets?

Jack Black Give 4 nuggets? 2

Jack Black Give me 4 nuggets

Jack Black Give me, uhh

Jack Black Haha

Jack Black Hard?

Jack Black How much? 2

Jack Black Hungry

Jack Black I win

Jack Black Jr

Jack Black Junior 2

Jack Black Know thinking?

Jack Black Listen 2

Jack Black Listen to order

Jack Black Lyrics

Jack Black Me

Jack Black Me 2

Jack Black Me baby

Jack Black Me baby 2

Jack Black Menu 2

Jack Black Money?

Jack Black No

Jack Black No way

Jack Black Oh, man

Jack Black ok

Jack Black ok 2

Jack Black Push 2

Jack Black Push 3

Jack Black Push 4

Jack Black Put 2 up (2)

Jack Black Put 4 up

Jack Black Ready

Jack Black Ready 2

Jack Black Right

Jack Black Sax

Jack black shed

Jack Black Shut up

Jack Black Shut up 2

Jack Black Simple

Jack Black Simple 2

Jack Black Sing like that

Jack Black Slow down

Jack Black Slow down 2

Jack Black Slow down 3

Jack Black Small

Jack Black Small 2

Jack Black Small Shake 2

Jack Black Something say?

Jack Black Sorry

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Soundboard Sound

Jack Black Sounds

Jack Black Take forever

Jack Black Test is?

Jack Black Told you

Jack Black Umm

Jack Black Umm 2

Jack Black Up your

Jack Black What else?

Jack Black What you got

Jack Black Whistle

Jack Black WTF?

Jack Black Yeah 2

Jack Black You don’t GAS

Jack blak

Jackblack1!2!3

Josh, shut up.

Josh, shut up.

Jumanji

Junior.

Junior.

Just can you give me just four Nuggets?

Just can you give me just four Nuggets?

Just go half Coca Cola half Diet Coke.

Just wanted to say.

Just wanted to say.

Keeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in Hudson, OK.

Like an anime character now Sparkle.

Listen.

Martha.

Maybe we're all in a coma.

Me baby me.

Me baby me.

Me baby me.

Me baby.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Nacho Libre

No one likes it when I show some skin.

No onions.

No way.

No way.

No, you finish your install Mr Days of our lives.

No, you finish your insult Mr Days of our lives.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

Not a large or small.

Not me.

Not not sorry.

Now here is everything. Touch it, move it, play with it moving around a lot, hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. OK, not angle your eyes down. Now, head down, tilt a eyes big net spar...

Now smile. You look terrified.

Now, if you could take a Coca Cola and just go half Coca Cola half Diet Coke.

Now, if you could take a Coca Cola and just go half Coca Cola half Diet Coke.

Oh

Oh

Oh my God.

Oh, really, you don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call or text somebody or change your status to stuck in a freaking video game?

Oh, really.

Oh, so you can't see this, but I can.

Oh, the sort of heroes said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at how.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

Oogway said that I was doing to Wuxi finger hold. Now who she thinks.

Order 2

Palian teologi what does that even mean?

Peaches by Jack Black

People love you. You can hook up with anyone you want.

Play volleyball. You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day.

Please don't don't offer me anything.

Please don't don't offer me anything. I'll tell you what I want.

Precious father who I have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior.

Put four Chicken Mcnuggets up your ass.

Put four Chicken Mcnuggets up your ass.

Put them up your ass.

Put two of them up your ass and give me 4 chicken Mcnuggets.

Put two of them up your ass.

Put two of them up your ass.

Really.

Right?

Right?

Right?

See inside and simple.

See instead I can simple.

See? It's fucking simple.

Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you like decided you hate me.

Seriously?

Shouldn't have fucked me so hard

Shut Up And Listen

Shut up and listen to my order.

Shut up and listen to my order.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Since that has less calories.

Slow down, I'm going to hurt, sorry.

Slow down, I'm going to hurt, sorry.

Slow down, slow down.

Slow down, slow down.

Slow down.

Small seasoned curlies.

Small.

So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty.

So do I.

So now you got a little taste of what I do. It's pretty Dang inciting, huh?

Sorry.

Spencer

Take forever.

Take the six Nuggets and throw two of them away.

Take the six Nuggets and throw two of them away.

That's like the the best way to celebrate my time

That's where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

That's where you fucking lay down flat on the ground.

The children I love the children, they are my heart.

The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.

The map of Jumanji.

The Wuxi finger hold or?

There's like literally a penis attached to my body right now.

They're big premieres

Think about it, man.

Think about it, man.

This can actually be happening.

This leftovers enjoy.

Those eggs were allies Steven and Lie thinking in the way he could powers beginning no, no friends.

Tiktok Dance #jack black #dancing #shirtless #cowboy hat #zoom virtual background #zoom video background

To be honest

To lose some of the weight.

To lose some of the weight.

Today I saw a man in town. People are throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies. Sometimes I would like that kind of respect who.

Tracy, listen, I know their wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions. But my life is good. Really good.

Trying to watch my figure.

Trying to watch my figure.

Trying to watch my figure.

Uh.

Um, you just smoldered

Um?

Um?

Um?

Um?

Up your Ass Drive Thru

Up your ass.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What can I do to make an impression?

What else?

What English please?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What's funny?

What's funny?

What's funny?

What's wrong with my voice?

Whatever, hug, hug kiss, kiss, hug, hug, big kiss. Little hug kiss keys, little keys.

When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. He's for fun.

Where am I?

Where's my phone?

Which way you play it depends on what kind of guy you're dealing with.

Who are you buddy? I am the dragon warrior.

Would you be okay if we redid my entrance?

Wow man.

Wow man.

Wow man.

Wow wow wow.

Yeah

Yeah fucking bitch.

Yeah HA! #yeah #saving silverman #steve zahn #jack black #woo hoo #holler

Yeah, hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu.

Yeah, hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu.

Yeah, one is all you need.

Yeah, one is all you need.

Yeah, one is all you need.

Yeah, piece of shit.

Yeah, piece of shit.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, um.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Years for this just take the gold. This is the greatest day in come through history.

Yes.

You Jack Black

You cock sucker.

You don't give a shit.

You don't give a shit.

You fucker yeah fucking bitch.

You fucker! you fuckin bitch!

You fucking dick!

You fucking Dick.

You fucking Dick.

You fucking shit.

You fucking shit.

You fucking shit.

You know how you got the six piece Nuggets?

You know how you got the six piece Nuggets?

You know what I was thinking?

You know what I was thinking?

You know what I was thinking?

You know what the test is?

You know what you got?

You piece of shit.

You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

You sit in your tower

12days

'cause I'm trying to watch my figure.