This Is Us - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of seven year olds just just watchin'.

A fire station.

A fireman found me.

A handy or something?

A little of that, for you?

A little of that.

A nightcap or...

A pretty great day in our house, a day when I get pretty lucky.

A real career.

About the lemons?

About things now. It's actually... Casey, it's not your fault, brother.

Actually...

All right,

All right, hey! Come on!

All right, Rebecca, one more big push, now.

All right, they must think we did it.

All right!

All right?

All right? That can start right now. Wake the hell up.

All right.

All right. Hey, thanks for doing this, man.

All right. You relaxed? Good, good, good.

An hour ago. He just went into surgery. No, no,

And a crap filled diaper.

And all of a sudden, boom!

And and, you know...

And because I can do stuff like that.

And believe me, my ratings will go up.

And carrying around that extra seven pounds in your midsection.

And cut!

And finally prove to myself, and to you,

And get the hell out of my way.

And he is looking good!

And he was the guy who left me at a fire station,

And how complicated this delivery could get.

And I swear to you, on the lives of my children

And I would really, really like to see the dance.

And I'm an old man now.

And it's so bad!

And it's...

And let's see if I can't take it from here, okay?

And my grandchildren, that I am up to the task.

And neither will I.

And now you can help others be skinny like you.

And she'll be awake pretty soon.

And she's a slow, no talent knitter.

And she's not even mine.

And so now, every time I see a pizza,

And spare us both the seductive birthday dance

And this is the biggest moment

And to my family who loves me,

And turned it into something resembling lemonade.

And what the hell are you gonna wear,

And you will be.

And you're gonna really turn me on.

And, uh, lose the shirt.

And, um...

And... action!

And... action.

Annie!

Anyway, I don't know if that's what you're looking for,

Are we saying the Man ny's got brain damage? 'Cause I could do a voice.

At least, in second grade, you could... you could feel it.

At our new home that we bought specifically

Baby, I'm sorry for anything I'm gonna say in the next two hours.

Baby?

Banging on the door.

Because everything's fake!

Because I want anything from you.

Because of the path that...

Because she was a crack addict who died during childbirth,

Because then I would retire and spend my remaining days

Because trust me when I say that I'll have you replaced

Before things get more intense.

Between his screams of agony, Schneider

Boy and a girl.

Boy, these people hate me.

Breathe, Bec. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

Breathe. Breathe.

Broadway.

Brought me up to speed on everything concerning your case.

But either way, you can be sure

But everything's gonna be all right.

But I don't.

But I thought it ought to be said.

But if you put it in a ball form, and and deep fry it,

But look at me, Kev.

But my faculties are otherwise completely intact.

But she needs to sleep now.

But she's doing fine. We're monitoring her closely.

But sir, what about...?

But soon. You just sit down.

But the, uh, umbilical cord was cutting off his oxygen.

But there is not a single day that goes by

But until that time,

But we did lose the third child.

But we lost our very first child during the delivery.

But we need to let you get some rest right now

But you can call me Doc or Dr. K,

But you guys don't know what it's like looking like me

But you know what?

But, um, we just got to, we got to get a lighter version.

By Ryan Gosling, Ryan Phillippe, or Ryan Reynolds

Calories are in a sausage?

Can't sing.

Cancer.

Christa McAuliffe, right? She was gonna be

Come on, Annie!

Come on, Kev.

Come on.

Come raining down all over the state of Florida.

Congrats! Twins.

Congratulations.

Considering the fact that 36 years ago

Cost $143,000 and I bought it for cash.

Could we do one without your shirt on?

Daddy?

Deep breath, Bec.

Deep breath, deep breath.

Deep breath, now.

Deep breathe, look at me, deep breathe.

Dessert is my life's work.

Didn't say anything for just that reason.

Do you know it, baby?

Do you know it, Doc?

Do you mind?

Do you remember what Dad used to say?

Do you want to dance?

Do you want to fool around?

Doctor?

Doctor?

Doing something more glamorous than pulling eight pound objects

Dr. Schneider's appendix burst

Dying, not sick.

E left me at a fire station and I invited him into our home.

Even after I knew who you were.

Every time I'm going on a diet,

Everybody loves pizza!

Excuse me.

Fair enough.

Finally, we got something real.

First male is out,

Five children, 11 grandkids.

For me,

For me, okay?

For the other two, people, let's go.

For the things I've done.

From the start.

Gee, what a thing to have done.

Go get the ball, hon!

Go see your babies.

God forbid we have real emotion in this show.

Good.

Got a sec, boss?

Great scene for you, by the way.

Great working with you, man. I'm a huge fan.

Guys...

Have my stomach stapled and just be done with...

He sabotages me.

He took me to the hospital, and they were there.

He was just asking

He was stillborn. Nothing anybody could've done.

He's got no clothes in the suitcase!

Hey, babe, I need you to help Annie with her homework...

Hey, Big Three, do you three know

Hey, clear my afternoon?

Hey, do you realize me and the kids

Hey, isn't that what the kids do to be cool?

Hey, kid.

Hey, may I have the envelope, please?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey. Alan.

Hey. I know, I know.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, sweetheart! There's the ball!

Hi.

Hi.

Hmm?

Holy... Wait, are you the Man ny?

How about you? Which one's yours?

How could you possibly want me right now?

How did I get here?

How much I love your mother? I mean, do you even have

How much I love your mother? I mean, do you even have

How you...

How's about her?

Huh? Huh?

I also know that you're a 30 something year old actor

I am 36.

I am saying that he can.

I am screwed.

I am sor... I'm sorry.

I am the best of the best.

I am utterly fascinated by dessert.

I am very interested in dessert.

I apologize.

I barely do.

I bet I can make that go away.

I bought it for cash because I felt like it,

I came here today so I could look you in the eye,

I can eat, like, a thousand of them.

I can't fall for a fat person right now.

I can't feel my face right now,

I cannot believe that I'm drinking these calories.

I did have a really nice time tonight.

I didn't know how to say it out loud.

I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here.

I do care about the character. Thank you.

I do like fire stations, though,

I don't know how, but you could feel that, you know?

I don't know if that was meaningful or senile,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know, Beth.

I don't normally like risotto,

I don't understand that and I'll never understand you,

I don't.

I found him.

I guess I'll lose the weight then.

I had a really nice time tonight, Toby.

I had this...

I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes.

I have a lights out family of my own, and...

I have no explanation, baby.

I I don't just want you to believe it.

I I look at that little girl, I would do anything for her.

I keep showing up here every day.

I knew exactly what this job was when I took it.

I know

I know all about these triplets, and I know that this

I know I don't have the same issues as everyone here.

I know I like you.

I know it.

I know.

I know.

I like to think that because of the child that I lost,

I like to think that maybe one day

I like you two.

I lost my wife last year.

I love you.

I mean none of it.

I mean, I have to eat the entire thing.

I mean, you... you mosey in and out of my life

I mean, you're not gonna invite me in for a...

I need to be with my wife.

I quit.

I quit...

I really don't know.

I remember her dying,

I see that.

I should get going. Maybe we could have you by

I should have called.

I think maybe they got a good one.

I think you can afford an extra,

I thought we should...

I want you to get out and this time,

I want you to know it.

I want you to stay the hell out of my life, okay?

I was just... I was picturing the stapler.

I was on the streets then.

I was raised by two incredible parents,

I was the picture of artistic integrity.

I will gag

I would be a mom like Mom.

I would marry a man like Dad.

I, uh... I hired a guy.

I... I was.

I'd like to say I remember leaving you at a fire station,

I'd like to say I remember that day, but...

I'll get my coat.

I'll jump in front of it for her, no question.

I'll see you out there on the playing field.

I'm almost glad Schneider's appendix burst.

I'm also aware that I'm a complete stranger to you,

I'm Beth. I'm sorry. I'm Beth.

I'm clean now, finally, but...

I'm dying, is all.

I'm gonna get some more of this red.

I'm gonna have to go in

I'm gonna lose the damn weight.

I'm I'm sorry, guys. I need to cut. Uh...

I'm I'm very sorry.

I'm in so much trouble.

I'm just gonna go nuts?!

I'm not gonna hit you, man.

I'm not gonna hit you!

I'm not sabotaging you, Marsha.

I'm not that great. Come on. I know.

I'm probably not.

I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not processing anything.

I'm sorry, no, we're not gonna have this conversation.

I'm sorry, what's happening?

I'm sorry. You know, I'm trying to understand, for my character,

I'm sure.

I'm toward the end, fortunately.

I'm trying.

I'm way fatter than you if it...

I'm...

I've been told.

I've been told.

If he could interest us in dessert.

If I breastfed ya?

If I had to do something, you know?

If this doesn't work, I might just

If you can do that, then you will still be...

In any state, my wife, you arouse me.

In fact, it probably tells you something about me

In the middle of the night again the other night.

Into little pieces all over Florida.

Is fine.

Is... but is it even legal?

It cost about 1,500 bucks.

It was a kindness you've shown me,

It was awful.

It was my mom.

It wasn't a great moment for me.

It's actually not the writer's fault

It's also happens to be my birthday today, which tends to be

It's for rectal examinations.

It's just been a long time

It's just better without the shirt.

It's like a bad sitcom.

It's like an episode of The Man ny

It's my birthday today.

It's my sister.

It's not the network's fault for airing it!

It's not the writer's fault this show is so bad.

It's okay.

It's the personal Amex, not the business Amex. I know,

It's Toby, and it's a support group, but yeah.

It's you guys!

It's your fault for demanding so little of us

Jew!

Jew! Jew!

Just get out.

Just go. Just do your thing, get out of here.

Just leads to being blown up

Just one of those lucky breaks, I guess.

Just...

Just... trying to pass the time.

Kate?

Kate.

Kevin, come on, we talked about this.

Kevin, I know you care. I know you care about the character.

Kevin, what the hell?

Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alan Thicke!

Let me take a little test. Sheket bevakasha!

Let's get that alt.

Let's just start there, get you what you want.

Let's see... let me see if any of my people are here.

Letting me meet them.

Life's strange.

Like, everything I want to say

Like, how the hell did I get here?

Like, I ate my dream life away.

Like, we are deep in the threes.

Listen,

Listen, okay, Kevin...

Little pieces of sweet Christa McAuliffe

Look at me now. Look at me.

Look out,

Lose the damn weight.

Maybe not the way you planned.

Maybe that's how I wound up as the Man ny.

Maybe that's when I realized trying to change the world

Means anything.

Middle of the school day,

Mm hmm.

Mmm, coffee.

More babies than I can count.

My father.

My life started with you leaving me on a fire station doorstep

My lightweight dad.

My my mother, my mother has already knitted three onesies.

My name is Randall Peasing. I'm your biological son.

My parents.

My wife?

My, my, my, you must be Tess.

Nice to meet you.

No, hold on, just let me say this.

No, I get it

No, I I do.

No, I told you, I don't want anything from you.

No, it's okay. No, no. Nobody be alarmed.

No, no, no. Birthday tradition is birthday tradition.

No, there's nothing to be said.

No, wait, but I'm...

No, you were right. I did just want

No.

No. Not in this country.

No. Thank you.

Nobody be alarmed, this isn't a real baby.

None of 'em, actually.

Not an excuse.

Not that kind of conversation.

Now all we need to do is just

Now since I'm new here, I thought we might have a conversation now

Now, don't worry, I'm not here

Now, I paid for it on the Amex. You're gonna see it.

Now, right now, you just need to trust me

Now, sweetheart, I'm gonna get straight to your first concern.

Now, that was a bad joke, but

Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski,

Now, which one of you's pregnant?

Now. I know that Dr. Schneider talked to you about the positioning of the babies,

Oh, come on, we don't need an alt pass,

Oh, come on.

Oh, for God's sake, I'm just trying to lighten up the situation here.

Oh, my God, baby, you're cracking up.

Oh, no, we don't! Look,

Oh, please. No thanks necessary.

Oh, please. No thanks necessary.

Oh, that's okay. I actually do.

Oh! Go!

Oh...

Okay if I keep you company a second?

Okay if I...

Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. You can come inside for a water.

Only one I've got.

Or any other handsome Ryan by the time you get to your car.

Or do around this man, I do the opposite.

Or What's Happening!!

Out of women's vaginas.

Over, under, back through, baby!

Porn.

Probably because he couldn't think of anything more cliché.

Quit feeling sorry for yourself.

Rebecca? You've done real good, sweetheart,

Rebecca's vitals are good.

Remember second grade, the Challenger explosion?

Remember that.

Right?

Right? It is not, unfortunately.

Ryan Gosling may not do this crap,

Ryan Gosling would never do this crap.

Ryan Gosling would never do this crap.

Sally is gonna peak in her 70s.

Say that to you, and then get back in my fancy ass car

Second baby is a girl, very strong.

Second grade. They were sending the Challenger up into space.

See, I told you, right? I told you!

Seems to me you want me to try to make amends so you can say,

Shame on all of us!

Shame on me for taking the money!

Shame on you for making me famous!

She never let us eat pizza.

She was actually gonna change the world.

She's gonna be asleep for a little while,

She's gonna be asleep for a little while,

Sick was months ago.

Since I just torpedoed my career,

Since this has even been an option.

Sit. Sit.

Smoke?

So close your eyes in there, kids, because Daddy's about

So I'm gonna need everyone in this room to believe me

So is there something you want to say to me?

So just get the hell out of here.

So say the line or find another job.

So that sounds like something I'd do

So what do you... what do you want me to say to you, huh?

So why'd you find him?

So you work with Dr. Schneider?

So you're gonna...

So, who would like to share first?

So, you said you have grandchildren?

So, you want to be fat friends?

So...

Some oxygen for her, please?

Some oxygen for her, please?

Someone left a newborn at my fire station.

Something's not right.

Sorry, everybody. A little technical difficulty.

Sorry.

Sorry. Just had to put the girls down.

Sportsmanship, baby!

Still, six weeks early

Stop all that banging, I heard you the first time,

Strangest damn thing.

Suit's on?

Sure.

Take a breath for me, dear.

Take a quick whack at the alt pass, huh?

Taking three babies home from this hospital.

Tell me to quit feeling sorry for myself. I don't know.

Tell me to wake the hell up. Tell me, tell me to lose the damn weight.

Tell ya what, when the prick wants to, he can actually write.

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That car you see parked out in front of your house?

That he sent me on,

That I didn't need a thing from you,

That I don't remember.

That I don't think of the child I lost.

That I have saved countless other babies.

That means I don't run wind sprints as fast as I used to,

That one's from the dirty pile.

That the Man ny thinks a grown man can breastfeed a baby?

That this show is so awful.

That we settle.

That's enough.

That's so good, Kevin.

That's the reason I still work so much at my age.

That's what makes it worse.

That's what Michael Bay told me.

The first teacher into space.

The Man ny's on set meltdown.

The past 30 years like the way you have, I...

The reason I went into this field, truth be told...

The teacher brings in a TV, right?

The third baby was a little boy,

The towel? It's absolutely terrible.

The whole thing explodes.

The, uh...

The... What was the... what was the third thing?

There are days that I wish they weren't,

There you go, almost done, almost done.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go. Hey, there you go.

There you go...

There, what are you doing, come on, get in here.

There's no lemon

There's nothing in the suitcase!

There's something there.

There's something's not right.

These people, they're your...

They put holes in their pants,

They said it felt meant to be.

They're excited to meet their father.

They're my parents.

Think about this, I'm like, you know,

This baby can't feel a thing,

This is some kind of bad joke,

This is what you want

This is William.

This is... this is the funny fat guy from fat class?

This life of mine is punishment enough

This...

Three healthy babies and one healthy wife.

To do some real terrible things to Mommy.

To make you feel better and I'll say it.

To say, Screw you, and storm out of here.

Toby.

Took the sourest lemon that life has to offer...

Tradition is tradition.

Trust me: they're paying me an absolute fortune.

Try and say something meaningful?

Uh huh.

Uh uh. No. But, um,

Uh, I think she's saving it for the second half.

Uh...

Uh... I don't know what to say.

Um, you don't.

Um... those two.

Wait, Sally Field?

Wait, what if I do this? Yo, what's going...

Wait, what? No, no, no.

Way to go, Tess!

We are walking out of this hospital with

We got a boy! We got a boy!

We got a real suitcase.

We have already had our six ounces of wine.

We lost the third baby, Jack.

We lost the third baby, Jack.

We were married 53 years.

We will just have the check, please.

We're 36.

We're all just sitting there, watching the launch,

We're officially late 30s.

Well, here I was, thought I was being cool.

Well, my adopted.

Well, my husband found me eating out of the fridge

Well, the big news in Hollywood today is, of course,

Well, this is a low point.

Well...

Well...

Well...

Wh wh what, for what?

Wh What... Give me the magic phrase, sis, to say

What are you talking about? Why would you...

What can I do to make you feel better, huh?

What did he say?

What do we got here?

What do you mean?

What do you... you think I'm some kind of animal?!

What if I am exactly Man ny good?

What if I'm not better than The Man ny?

What is happening? I want you to know

What the hell could this thing possibly be for?

What, that's it?

What? When?

What's happening?

What's happening?

When I say that only good things are gonna happen here today.

When something crappy would happen to us?

When you get there?! Huh?

Whenever we'd get down, whenever we felt like life wasn't going our way?

Where the hell are you going, Alan Thicke?!

Which is totally inappropriate.

Which is what most people choose to do

Which might surprise a lot of folks

Which one's yours?

Who the hell is...

Who wants a T shirt?

Whole dream life that I envisioned for myself.

Whose biggest previous role was a three episode arc on Nashville.

Why are you watching this stuff?

Why don't you answer your phone?

William Hill.

William.

With nothing more than a ratty blanket

Wow.

Wow. I actually kind of feel bad for Alan Thicke.

Yeah, I know it.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, that sounds nice.

Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you laughed.

Yeah, you see, I turned out pretty all right.

Yeah? Here we go. Let's try to...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. But I'm gonna go ahead

Yeah. Well,

Yeah. What's up?

Yep.

Yes, I am, Toby.

You are a lot smarter than you look.

You are right, Kevin.

You dead with that towel.

You have a hole in your pants.

You have done what you have set out to do.

You have got to stop with the Challenger explosion.

You have lost the weight.

You have two beautiful, healthy children, Jack.

You hear that, baby?

You just continue to take those deep breaths...

You keep counting calories,

You kind of crossed the line.

You know what it is, I'm starting to think

You know what? If you're just gonna sit here making excuses...

You know when I think it all went wrong for me was 1986,

You know, 100 calories or whatever.

You know, um, are are we suggesting, you know,

You know, you go ahead.

You know? I loved it... I I wrote it, you know?

You like it,

You promise you like your gift?

You remember the Challenger, right?

You remember.

You suck.

You understand? Y You show me a train,

You want me to breastfeed you? Would that make you feel better,

You want me to say something?

You want to know how many, uh,

You want to meet your grandchildren?

You want to play soccer?

You want to say that again?

You were fa... you killed.

You would've been proud of me, okay?

You... you didn't have any ice, so...

You'll be an old man like me...

You're sick?

You're the only good thing in my life, Kev.

You've been with them your whole life?

Your dad must've been very proud of you.

Your funeral.

Your mom, remember the baby.

Your phone, Twitter, Facebook, nothing?

Your wife is in distress, Jack.

Your wife'll still be asleep for a little while.

Yup.

36 today.

36 years ago you left me at the front door of a fire station.

36 years ago you left me at the front door...

60 is the new sexy. You didn't know that?

150 calories per six ounce.

'cause he knows about... Stay with me now.

150. It's 150.

Absolutely, but we still... I have three cribs

Ah. Uh...

All right? All right. Okay.

All right? Honey, listen to me, Yeah.

All right. A water.

All right. Break a leg, kid.

and let your fat ass wife go to sleep. No.

any idea? Yeah, we do. Now shut up

are gonna have the same birthday? I know.

Becau... Okay, what is hap...

because it's folksy. Oh,

because it's not gonna happen. Well, we need to talk about...

But I'm gonna lose the weight. You know,

But you're here. Just to tell you that.

Come on, son... I said don't call me son.

Cute. I am.

Didn't make any excuses. Because there's nothing you can say.

Do you see me? I am 73 years old. Yeah.

every once... No, I don't think that's necessary.

for our three children to grow up in. I understand.

for Sally Field. Sue me. She's, like, 60.

Four boys crying and counting. That's my little bull dyke.

Get him out of the room, now. Stat.

Guys? Daddy!

Here you go. Oh, yeah.

Hey, man. What's up?

Hey... What are you...?

Hi, Mommy! All right, well, she made a friend.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Uh, yeah,

I don't care about the Amex. I know.

I was on a date. Yeah, hi.

I'm quiet. Come on.

If you think I'm gonna forgive you... I don't.

is a high risk pregnancy. Yeah.

is pretty early. Yeah.

Is that a... Aw. French braid. Yes.

It... How's she doing?

It's a pleasure meeting you, Beth. Mm.

It's no pressure. I just... It's just that

Jack, we need to have this... We're not having this conversation

Keep pushing! Come on, Bec.

Mm hmm. I promise you.

Mm mm. Mm. And when she turns 70...

No, it's... Hey, it's okay.

no, no, no. Now, stay with me. Oh, God. No, I need Dr. Schneider

No! Yes.

No. Why not?

No. Yes.

No. Yes.

of your life. Yeah.

Oh, no thanks. Yes!