Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard Edit

A frickin 12 gauge

Are you serious?

Are you still going to give your speech tomorrow

Ate all the frickin chips, Kip! #napoleon dynamite #ate all the chips

Back in eighty two, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

Bike #napoleon dynamite #bike #bicycle #shocks #pegs

Bow to your sensei #bow to me #bow down #respect me #show some respect #rex kwon do

Build her a cake or something #pedro #cake #gift #impress #napoleon dynamite

But my lips hurt real bad

But my lips hurt real bad

Can I have your tots

Can I try it really quick?

Can I try it really quick? #napoleon dynamite #my turn #can i try #have a turn #share

Can you bring me my chapstick?

Can’t find my checkbook. Hope you don’t mind if I pay you in change

Car problem

Chap stick

Chickens

Chips kip

Computer hacking skills #hacker #developer #coder #programmer

Dance! #dance #boogie #jive #disco #freestyle #bust a move #napoleon dynamite #zoom virtual background #zoom video background

Dang

Did you take a dump in your bed last night

Do the chickens have large talons

Do the chickens have large talons

Do the chickens have large talons

Do the chickens have large talons? #chickens #large talons #napoleon dynamite

Don't be jealous I've been chatting online with babes all day #kip #online #chat #babes #jealous #napoleon dynamite #dont hate

Don't be jealous that i've been chatting online with babes all day

Dump in the bed

Fine! #fine #napoleon dynamite #ugh #okay #ok

Freakin Idiot....

Get off my property I'll call the cops on you

Gibberish #napoleon dynamite #jibberish #slurred #gibberish #babble #jabber #yammer #mumbo jumbo #inaudible #speech impediment

Girls only want boyfriends have great skills

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills #napoleon dynamite #girlfriends #boyfriends #skills #skillz #dating #relationships #tinder #bumble

Go for it

Go for it

Gosh

Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home

Gross

Gross!

Happy hands club

Have you ever heard of nylon polymer

Have you heard about the dance

Heck yes I did.

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hey

Hey can I have one of your key chains

Hold on I forgot to put in the crystals

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over the mountains

How to get my haircut at the cotton corral

How's it going

How's it going

How's your neck

How's your neck

Hunting wolverines

I can make that much money in 5 seconds #rich #wealthy #earnings #prosperous

I caught you a delicious bass

I don't feel very good

I don't feel very good

I don't feel very good

I don't feel very good #napoleon dynamite #dont feel good #sick #under the weather #flu #ill #nauseous #poorly

I don't understand a word you just said #wut #huh #confused #illegible #jibberish #rambling #incoherent

I forgot to put in the crystals #time machine #time travel #back in time #electrocution #nut pain

I got sick #napoleon dynamite #pedro #sick #ill #vomited #threw up #diarrhea #puked #barfed

I guess we could say things are getting pretty serious

I like her bangs

I like your sleeves, they're real big #big sleeves #prom dress #oversized

I need you to give me a ride in an hour

I say love, it is a flower #napoleon dynamite #happy hands #love #valentines day

I see you’re drinking 1%

I want that #secret #awe #fancy

I wish you get out my life and shut up

I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up #get out of my life #insult #go away #leave me alone #piss off #rebellious #shut up

I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez

Idiot

Idiot

Idiot

Idiot

Idiot! #moron #dumbass #stupid #phone #idiot #ugh

Is a sledgehammer

Is grandma there

Is pedro there

Is Pedro There

Is she hot? #hot #beautiful #gorgeous #asking #pedro #napoleon dynamite

It's like a dollar an hour

It's pretty cool, I guess #kip #pretty cool #not bad #meh #its alright #decent #okay

Just kinda TO'd

Just listen to your heart

K, bye.

Kids Screaming #napoleon dynamite #kids screaming #horrorific #terrifying #scream #terrified

Kip and LaFawnduh's first date #napoleon dynamite #kip #lafawnduh #love #romance #chain #put on chain #simile #flirting #first date #wink

Kip goes bowling #napoleon dynamite #bowling #kip

Large Tallons

Last week japanese scientist six place place explosive detonators at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessie out of the water

Looks like a medieval warrior

Looks like a medieval warrior

Lucky

Lucky

Lucky #lucky #napoleon dynamite

Lucky #napoleon dynamite #lucky #fortunate #privileged #special

Make yourself a dang quesadilla #napoleon dynamite #cook #make lunch #make dinner #quesadilla

Making some sweet moola with uncle Rico

Maybe I did maybe I didn't

Me too

Mole

My lips hurt real bad #chapstick #lips #hurt real bad #napoleon dynamite #kip

Napoleon dynamite

Napoleon dynamite

Napoleon dynamite

No

Nunchuck skills #napoleon dynamite #skills #nunchuk #bow hunting #hacking #computers

Oh

OK

OK

Peace out

Pedro offers you his protection

Pedro's Feeling Hot #summer heat #hot #pedro #napoleon dynamite #sick #flu

Probably the best drawing I've ever done #drawing #sketch #photoshop #illustrator #artwork #doodle #shading on upper lip #napoleon dynamite

Probably the best that I know of #napoleon dynamite #my favorite #the best #top ranked #elite #l33t #leet #goat #greatest #five stars #5 stars #finest

Pull me in

Rex Kwon Do Sales Pitch

Round House #napoleon dynamite #roundhouse #kick #face kick #rex kwon do

See ya

She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody 's lives an email or stick

She's pretty good looking #good looking #pretty #easy on the eyes #swipe right #napoleon dynamite #pedro

Shut up I am not

Slap Fight #napoleon dynamite #slap #fight

So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right? #friends #bromance #bffs #new friendship #napoleon dynamite #pedro

So piece of crap doesn't work

Soaking up solely

Such an idiot

Such an idiot

Sweet

Sweet

That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice

That's too bad

That's too bad

That's what I'm talkin about #napoleon dynamite #good job #nice work #boom #kip #thats what I'm talking about

That's what i'm talking about

The worst day of my life #worst day ever #worst day of my life #what do you think #napoleon dynamite #bad day

They kept trying to attack my cousins what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

This is a girl

This is pretty much the worst video ever made

This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo satff

Three feet of air #napoleon #dynamite #sledgehammer #3feet

Time machine

Tina come get some ham

Tina come get some ham

Tina, You Fat Lard #tina #napoleon #dynamite #fat lard #dinner

Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip

Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip

Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip

Tupperware Demo Fail #demo #demonstration #product #sales #fail #dang it #drive away #kip

Ugh

Ugh Gross #napoleon dynamite #ugh gross #gross #disgusting #eww #tater tots

Uncle Rico Back in '82 #uncle rico #quarterback #throw pigskin quarter mile

Uncle Rico glory days #high school reflection #peaked in high school #uncle rico #glory days #high school reunion

Uncle Rico go back in time #uncle rico #time travel #glory days #high school football #peaked in high school

Uncle Rico Go Pro #uncle rico

Vote For Pedro #jon heder #napoleon dynamite #vote for pedro

Watt

Well nobody's going to go out with me #napoleon dynamite #single #alone #date #dating #stag #third wheel #3rd wheel #tinder #bumble

Well what's there to eat? #napoleon dynamite #groceries #food #hungry #lunch #dinner #snacks #starving

What

What

What

What

What did you go eat in to quote a piece of crap

What kind of bike do you have

Whatever I feel like I want to do

Whatever I feel like I want to say

Where did you go tell your mom to shut up

Who are you

Who are you going to ask

Who is the only one here knows illegal ninja moves from the government

Why

Worst video ever #bad video #worst video ever made #terrible #crappy

Yeah right

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes, I love technology #napoleon dynamite #kip #tech #technology #tech tuesday #ces

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! #tetherball #score #i did it #winning #nailed it

Yessss (Kip) #yes #kip #napoleon dynamite #celebrate #hooray #woo hoo #awesome

You already know what you're going to say

You can say that again #agree #correct #validation #kip #concur

You could say things are getting pretty serious #getting pretty serious #kip #napoleon dynamite #relationship #dating #boyfriend #girlfriend

You don't have to stay here with us we're not babies

You ever take it off any sweet jumps

You Gonna Eat Your Tots? #tots #tater tots #can i have #napoleon dynamite #tater tot

You guys are retarded

You guys are retarded

You guys have any killer time

You guys having a killer time

You just come get maine

You're good at hooking up with chicks #friendship #compliments #sweet bike #hooking up with chicks #wingman

You're such an idiot #napoleon dynamite #idiot

Your Mom Goes to College #aaron ruell #john heder #tina majorino #insult #your mom #college

Your mom goes to college #napoleon dynamite #kip #your mom #college #mom joke

1% Milk #napoleon dynamite #jon heder #pick up line #game #swagger #he got game #milk