Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life - Season 1 Edit

A big Hollywood movie is being filmed in our neighboring town of Woodbury.

A blanket apology. Claudia, is that even allowed?

A book. She totally freaked out over a book.

A cat has nine lives.

A classic for a classic.

A crazy cool congee extravaganza.

A drinking fountain contains more rotavirus than a toilet.

A feel good puppy, kitten, pony, raccoon travel across country

A few below the first three.

A fire lane on the other side, protected wetlands on the other side,

A fleet of food trucks, three restaurants and a massive online following.

A giant pretzel covered with mustard.

A girl gets pregnant at 16

A guy dressed in a Wookiee costume.

A headmaster's work is never done.

A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

A lava stone counter.

A letter waiving all rights to the whale and mouse idea.

A little to the right, Dewey, please.

A lot. But, again, Lorelai's the only mother I ever had,

A machine that would wash your dinner dishes automatically.

A magical desk.

A man can.

A nimble dancer, a dexterous whittler.

A one night stand.

A one night stand. I just had a one night stand. My first.

A pillar of the community.

A portrait so big, Peter Jackson could hang it at the Argonath.

A prediction of everybody's day of death.

A rebellious girl hooks up with an escort agency

A six month sabbatical. That's what she said.

A test?

A wayfarer.

A whale and a rabbit. One of them can represent me.

A widow in pain.

Abalone! Yay!

About 40 minutes.

About a month. I needed something to shut my brain off.

About how we were gonna die because of the weather.

About taking the phone booth out.

About us being partners, because we're not married.

About what?

About your relationships.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Actors staying at the inn.

Actually, everybody gets their milk from a cow.

Actually, my momma named me after Bewitched.

Actually, the loo's fine, too.

Actually, your father wants me to franchise Luke's.

Add an orchestra, you can take it straight to Broadway.

Adding to the tax base? I'm not seeing that.

Adele and Lois have signed up.

Advisory committee.

Aeschylus is hard even when you're not tipsy.

After 89 years of continual operation,

After a hard day's work here in Stars Hollow?

After discussing the minutes from the last meeting

After what seemed like forever,

After you do, if you still think it's a bad idea,

Again, Hamilton utilized a revolving stage and it worked like gangbusters.

Again, you can't leave my daughter high and dry.

Agreed. Steely Dan still would've sucked.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... Um...

Ah, Chilton.

Ah, thank you, Berta.

Ah, the female sex. They do ask questions.

Ah, we've been arguing, like sniping.

Ah, yes, lots of returning favorites today.

Ah, you don't understand.

Ah, you get in here, too.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! And I saw you grab those mini donuts.

Ah! Thanks for reminding me. We all love the Abba songs.

Ah.

Aimed at the nurses, not... not us.

Al's does the same thing.

Al's Pancake World does not do the same thing as David Chang.

Al's Pancake World won best Christmas decorations again.

All 195 countries represented.

All I could think was that yesterday...

All I wanted was a fond anecdote from his only daughter

All in all, I think I did pretty good.

All my credit cards still say, Mrs. Richard Gilmore.

All my education, the advanced degrees,

All my other friends have children who worship them,

All of this...

All of us here have.

All right now, you all drive carefully.

All right, calm down.

All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

All right, everyone, settle in, please.

All right, fine.

All right, negotiation's over!

All right, shall we get it out of the way?

All right, start whipping.

All right, that's it. Everybody out of the pool.

All right, well, I guess I should, uh, let you get back to bed.

All right, well, see you tomorrow.

All right, you win.

All right.

All right. Hold tight, everyone.

All right. It's getting late, people. Let's adjourn.

All right. You got it.

All set. Squirrel!

All the businesses in town get a stack.

All the pieces are there.

All the town fire hydrants will remain red in color

All those women with red noses and Skechers.

Already got a complaint from Bootsy. You shorted him.

Also holding a pair of black lacy knickers.

Am I blacking out?

Am I Jerry Lewis?

Am I supposed to be having sex with these women?

Ancient history. Issue resolved.

And a bigger jackass gave it to him.

And a family of badgers living in the attic.

And a hanger steak for Paul Anka.

And a paltry 15 showed up. Kirk, what happened?

And a panel discussion at the 92nd Street Y,

And a smattering of Stravinsky destined me for success.

And all this lovely booze.

And all you have to do is think about hiking and you smell.

And all your interviews are spot on. You're in the piece, but not too much.

And all your text said was, Got it.

And an informal census, we made a surprising discovery.

And another thing.

And antique shops.

And are these washouts spending money around town?

And as owner, I've decided that the only music we'll play is this.

And attacks it with pretty, pretty colors.

And bam! Step on the glass. Let's eat.

And bed and breakfasts? Oh, yeah.

And come back when you're ready and happy to participate again.

And Condé Nast? The offer stands.

And crazy town ordinances and some weird lizard thing

And cultivating the evolution of fruits and vegetables,

And Dad was dressed as Paul Revere.

And drove that poor woman into show business.

And drove you back home.

And everybody's going outside with their food and drinks.

And finally, I got up enough courage...

And finally...

And for a few select friends and family.

And for a premium, you can get the cream of the crop,

And get another one for the darling doctor over there?

And give her 100% of your skills and capabilities,

And good hiking!

And grab a stain stick.

And have juice that they kept cold in their mini fridge.

And have your Deanna Durbins tumble out in front of the clergy.

And he came and measured the space?

And he climbed them dressed as an ignition switch.

And he didn't even look at me. Not so much as a glance.

And he gave me his sweater to cover up the stolen top,

And he handed it to me and he said, Let's go.

And he left and went to Holland.

And he never got out of the ICU.

And he sees me and we look at each other

And he smiles and says, Make me.

And he told me she wasn't speaking Spanish,

And he told you that he'd picked me up from school

And he took me to the movies.

And he took me to the movies.

And he was angry. He was really angry.

And he was furious. Why aren't you in school? he asked.

And he's got more money than God,

And he's really into adjectives.

And he's rigged the entire property with bear traps

And here are my references, in case you need them.

And his half decaffeinato in the evening,

And his policy of forced collectivization killed millions of his own people.

And how did you neglect to tell me this?

And how is that any of your business?

And how is that any of your business?

And how perfect you are!

And how's Lana? Are you two still together?

And I can just make my reservation.

And I didn't punch a bear. It was a possum, and he had it coming.

And I get your feelings. I really do. So, here's the deal.

And I got promoted.

And I guess I was supposed to be, um, greeting people

And I had to wait, and I walked around the back and there was this hill.

And I had you, and rules, and work, and rules.

And I have got to get myself together because Lena Dunham's the moderator.

And I have got to get myself together because Lena Dunham's the moderator.

And I have this look that makes me feel like Diane Sawyer.

And I hope you'll enjoy the announcement I get to make tonight.

And I just lunged at her,

And I kept all of his tools?

And I kind of bonded with this one group,

And I know Dad left it to him, and I wanna honor Dad's memory,

And I know some of you have a very long ride home.

And I know that a handsome, strapping man like you

And I looked up... and there was Dad.

And I might be gone for a while.

And I missed my last period.

And I need your voice at SandeeSays to do that.

And I ran out of class... and I ran out of school,

And I realized I can't call you anymore.

And I say, Why? Isn't that what boarding school is for?

And I started to cry. I just sat there like an idiot, bawling.

And I tagged along with them to P.J. Clarke's.

And I think she'd back me up on that.

And I thought no one was as stylish as I was.

And I totally forgot. Crap, crap, crap!

And I tried to think of something,

And I waited.

And I want the unvarnished truth, warts and all.

And I was crushed.

And I was interviewing people, and then, you know, the line moved up,

And I was only supposed to set up a table for gifts and leave,

And I was sitting in the food court,

And I went to the mall.

And I you. Good to see you, old chum.

And I'll always be grateful for that.

And I'm a little bored, and I thought maybe I'd come out sooner.

And I'm gonna walk it.

And I'm not allowed to put guests in the barn unless they eat oats.

And I'm out chasing Cogburn, our rooster, and then voilà!

And I've always considered Rory to be a little bit mine, so...

And I've tried to change it, to adjust it,

And if they're willing to march in a parade?

And if you say, Did you take the Millennium Falcon?

And in front of friends too many times to count.

And in other stuff? Personal life?

And it didn't end badly.

And it rang.

And it spit 'em out like a piece of gum.

And it turned out to be a cult that grows vegetables.

And it was a yard sale. Not even a thrift shop.

And it was during dinnertime,

And it was Mom with the news.

And it's all their fault.

And it's like the Eastern Promises steam room scene,

And it's money. Money is nice.

And it's money. Money is nice.

And it's near a prison.

And it's the tax base that pays for gazebo upkeep,

And Jack was there, spraying his scent all over Mom.

And Jennifer Lawrence is never, ever going to stay here.

And just watching a bunch of people eat dirt and I think...

And keep it open late.

And lines. That's been an elusive one.

And Lorelai was, much like yourself, she was a force of nature.

And Luke, are you good with putting number two in the maybe column?

And made 'em an offer they couldn't refuse.

And make it bleed to death all the faster.

And maybe you can wait him out.

And meet a bunch of people that have the same...

And Michel... He's for me what Paris is for you.

And my phone went back to being a calculator.

And Nat and I are certainly proud of what we've accomplished thus far.

And never will I forgive her for that heinous letter she sent on my birthday.

And next we have...

And no company has a higher approval rating.

And no one from the Stars Hollow Gazette is covering it.

And no suites, no mini fridge and no room to grow.

And non rhythmic.

And not me, who recklessly violated trademark laws and perpetrated fraud.

And nothing came.

And now begin the long regulatory process that follows.

And now you want to become a member of the DAR.

And now, sit back, relax, and enjoy Stars Hollow: The Musical!

And now... And in here...

And one week at Christmas.

And patted ourselves on the back for a job well done,

And proper attire is very important, too. You have gloves?

And put each other down and made other people look at us like,

And randomly buy things you don't need, like clubs and cars...

And really stinky croissants.

And Royston Sinclair III had broken my heart in front of everyone.

And say subtly snide things about her name and her family,

And see the two of us together. That's it.

And served him in my burgers.

And she mentioned publishing excerpts in Vanity Fair, which would be amazing.

And she mentioned publishing excerpts in Vanity Fair, which would be amazing.

And she sits there, and we all smile

And she wasn't Kinky Boots. She was Trish, the factory worker!

And sleep with characters.

And so will you.

And so, one day after polo practice,

And sometimes I'm a little too let's get down to it.

And stamps. Whoo, that stamp collection.

And stare at the beautiful trees, and bathe in the crystal clear lakes,

And suddenly something became completely clear to me.

And supply a sample chapter.

And surrogacy clinic in the Western Hemisphere.

And take them out and bring them back?

And taken me to the club for a soda.

And takes off without leaving so much as a forwarding address.

And tell a favorite story about Richard.

And that vegetables were involved.

And that was it. We never discussed it again.

And that you had an obsession with Lord of the Rings,

And that's the hospital where you took me the day we met.

And the alarm went off right in my ear.

And the bodily fluids that shall remain nameless.

And the entire one before that. Then we have to start all over again.

And the kids are having a fit 'cause they can't get their floaties.

And the milestones looming and there's Luke.

And the minute he finds a new place with bottle service,

And the minutes we took in this meeting

And the name of the dentist at Eastside Dental is...

And the next thing I knew,

And the other'll stay behind and just rent space to the next person,

And the phone that gets reception in Stars Hollow. Theoretically.

And the real Paul Anka serenaded me with a medley of lullabies.

And the Winchester Mystery Family will be living here in your ball gowns.

And then he took me home,

And then I moved east and was a floater at Equinox.

And then Indonesian rice porridge.

And then over the picture, the light. Over here, the picture...

And then she left, which sucked, but I still had Michel.

And then there's the lottery of nature.

And then we bought a very expensive precolonial douche,

And then we say,

And then we threw out the last trophy wife's application.

And then you butchered it like a piece of veal.

And then...

And there's cheese, and layers of...

And there's no reception, so I use the family phone for work.

And there's nothing good to watch on TV.

And there's some wonderful dishes in the freezer.

And these surrogates will...

And they get hit in the head with a hammer?

And things go wrong all the time.

And think super deep thoughts.

And this is after we... You know, there's been some, uh...

And this one has hats on it, if you like that.

And to hit on girls.

And to share a house with,

And Tracy Anderson's in Brentwood.

And travel wherever there's a story to write.

And turned you into this ex thug guy.

And two hours later, it's all different!

And two months later, I walk out Queen Latifah?

And two sun dresses. Money in the bank.

And up from the anchovy paste. Find me some white safety pins.

And we can take care of everything.

And we could move in here with you so you would not be so alone

And we decided...

And we go home and we forget all about her.

And we had just finished, uh...

And we have tea, and we buy a rocking chair that may or may not

And we hung up.

And we pat ourselves on the back for a job well done,

And we prefer that sometimes.

And we sat in the dark and we watched.

And we were having our, um, Gilmore Fourth of July party

And we'll lose this nanny, too.

And we'll talk about the whale and the rabbit later?

And we've come up with a new song.

And wearing faded $200 rock T shirts with bands on them he's never seen.

And what are they smelling?

And what I got was a rambling diatribe on being abandoned in a steamer trunk.

And what is the mother lode?

And what is the... the... but...

And what... what is that? That's Ina Garten.

And what's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence?

And when we leave Vegas, we forget about Vegas

And when you left on your amazing journey upstate,

And who would I be talking to?

And who's the genius who ordered this magnificent dish?

And why? Because there is no more Stars Hollow Gazette.

And will it be free hot dogs or will everyone have to buy their own?

And work when it's overcast in Stars Hollow and the others don't work!

And yes, the house is empty, and yes, it is all yours.

And you couldn't care less!

And you cut it right off again two days later.

And you dishonor him today like this in his own house.

And you don't have to bring money. I found myself thinking...

And you flat out dismissed my whale and mouse story.

And you got it.

And you got Rory back in your life. Why? Why are we doing this?

And you have nothing else to say? No outstanding issues?

And you have three kids, so this is a sacrifice and a pleasure.

And you know about our little organization?

And you ruined my chance to get into Harvard.

And you wish you'd kept it.

And you're making yourself crazy for nothing.

And you're not sure if they're actually a family?

And you're still gonna go?

And you've been writing an awful lot on your clipboards there.

And your experience since you left us...

And, I think, a certified dental technician to boot.

And, um, I... I'm working on a book proposal.

And, um...

And, we never sniped, you know.

And...

And... he never called.

And... I don't know why,

Another bottle.

Any notes at all that would make it better than it was.

Any of my calls or e mails for the last four months,

Any outfit you wear without underwear will be your lucky outfit.

Any time. It just seems a little formal.

Anyone at all?

Anyone else who could march in this thing?

Anything more permanent would terrify her.

Anything short of physical confrontation.

Anyway, I didn't hike. But, see, I didn't actually go to hike.

Apologize to your parents.

Appealing to my only child to help me through this period?

April's having a freak out.

April's mine. I got it.

Are staying at the Dragonfly.

Are they catchy?

Are they healthy? Does everything work? Are they smart?

Are those...

Are we going to take that? Letting this girl call us gentlemen?

Are you all leaving now? We all just sat down.

Are you and Doyle having an affair?

Are you auditioning, too?

Are you aware that the A listers in this movie are all staying in Woodbury?

Are you doing some moonlighting I don't know about?

Are you doing this? Are you siccing the mountain man on me?

Are you gentlemen lost?

Are you happy?

Are you hearing me? I woke up Emily Gilmore at noon.

Are you just gonna leave me here?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you leaving town?

Are you not having fun? I think it's important to have fun.

Are you ordering?

Are you prepared to have a really unattractive child

Are you really gonna marry Odette?

Are you still going to that grief group?

Are you still there? Okay, flip phone!

Are you sure there isn't anybody you're leaving out?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me this to get me to stay longer?

Are you the whale or the rabbit?

Aren't all parts of the pine tree edible?

Aren't these glasses gorgeous?

Aren't we popular?

Aren't we supposed to cut her all sorts of slack right now?

Aren't you curious what a Steely Dan flash mob would look like?

Aren't you supposed to be in a therapy session with grandma?

As a matter of fact, I do have a few outstanding issues.

As editor of the Gazette, you have better sources than me, Mr. Roundbottom.

As if it is not over yet, so the intent is the same.

As if she has intimate knowledge of us.

As in, you already had breakfast?

As long as it's by the Carpenters.

As the author of a little something called Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

As the sun moves, Dewey, it would help if you moved the parasol with it.

As was your father. Olive?

As you were.

Ask them questions. Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

Astonishingly, that's it.

At an earlier meeting, before you were back.

At least I get to see her for our anniversary, which is great.

At least it was sudden. Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.

At least there's a cut off date. Here.

At least turn it down!

At least you have your new slogan.

At least you were nicer than you were to Anthony Bourdain.

At the bookstore, all anyone talks about is how you're back.

At the little league game.

At the year end review, I'll throw you something.

At which point, he's forgotten the first half of the abandoned episode,

At worst, she'll send you home with shrimp.

Aw, come on.

Aw, don't feel bad. She did the same thing to me.

Aw, sorry, hon. So you don't need that outfit after all?

Aw, that's very sweet of you, Paris.

Aw, you got a letter from April.

Babette heard him and Lulu talking about having a baby,

Babette, did you hear what I said about food purchased outside?

Babette, I love you, but Kinky Boots was a show, not a character.

Babette, no.

Back and forth, you know.

Back to my announcement, people. But first, a little backstory.

Bangladesh's kid has an earache, Chad has acid reflux,

Based on each corner's individual aesthetic.

Basically, I had a good day. How was your day?

Basically, I had a good day. How was your day?

Basically, I've been alone for exactly 12 hours, and I'm already nuts.

Basket bidding was part of our early romance.

Because all the big name stars of the movie are staying in Woodbury,

Because he doesn't want you here checking your Facebook,

Because he said, You all have permits, and I was part of you all.

Because he'll be too exhausted to try and find wife number five.

Because I didn't know she had to come back down.

Because I love you, you idiot.

Because I need the pool man to translate for the gardener.

Because it coincided with an important date.

Because it isn't home anymore.

Because it never happened. It never happened.

Because it'd ruin the building's architectural integrity.

Because it's never...

Because it's not enough. I get it. I've known him a long time.

Because it's super dramatic, but I think in this moment, it is justified,

Because now I know where nothing is.

Because of Dad dying... I get it.

Because of that experience, I can see music when I hear it.

Because Renford is a very big deal in our circle

Because Sandra Lee canceled because she talked to Ina Garten,

Because she's there.

Because something did.

Because that ship had sailed a long time ago,

Because that's ever happened.

Because that's the same phone Alexander Graham Bell yelled,

Because there's a lot being said in the silences.

Because they have to take their clothes off for that movie tomorrow.

Because today is a very bad day.

Because you don't want Grandma to know you left me in a bucket.

Because you told me to make two main courses.

Because... I smell. Every part of me smells.

Been rehearsing Miss Patty's girls all week.

Before I go, we should get our stories straight about what happened.

Before we got married,

Before you signed that ridiculous prenup he gave you.

Beggared. I have no apartment. No car.

Begging you to come work for them?

Bernie retired as editor, and there's no one to take his place.

Bernie Roundbottom never conducted business like this!

Berta and the family are with me,

Berta makes things, and I just eat them.

Berta no know anything, anything.

Berta, have the cousins bring me coffee!

Berta, these boxes need to go outside.

Berta, they have to go. They all have hair appointments.

Berta, was that the door?

Berta, what are you doing out of bed?

Berta! Hi! We've met.

Berta's second cousins are fixing my curtains.

Betrayal, deception... And that's just in the bedroom.

Between us, it's been...

Between you and Frederick, I'm going to have a stroke.

Bicycle spokes, hairpins, toothpicks, flag poles...

Big, comfy suites with soaking tubs and mini fridges.

Bing bang boom. Have you thought about eggs?

Bit of a stretch.

Bit's over, Brandon. Do not close the Gazette.

Blah!

Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

Book and lyrics by, uh, yours truly.

Boston's a big ass town.

Bottoms up.

Bourdain parked in Sookie's spot.

Box one of six.

Boy, we're gonna need another box.

Brandon, I'm out.

Brazil's niece has a soccer game,

Breakfast sounds good.

Breaks my heart, but my boss is in today.

Bring a watch next time, or an egg timer. Just stop bothering her.

Bring me a shot of Jose, with a little bit of salt on the rim.

Bring them in.

Brown hair, disdainful voice?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer's effect on the feminist agenda.

Buggy whips, toys, collar stays, springs in early typewriters,

Burundi, I need to talk to you!

But after you've passed the peyote, what bathroom will you use to throw up in?

But at least those guys got to be in France.

But at this point, it's just lots and lots of stabbing.

But before we all go our separate ways,

But Berta made them and they are divine. Call if you need anything.

But boy, oh boy, can I bang out a one night stand.

But Condé Nast asked for this meeting. Months ago. This came from them.

But damn, you are a beauty.

But do you think it was the right decision that she raised me alone?

But don't let a guy like Michel get in your head, okay?

But don't say anything to, uh, Mrs. Gilmore.

But he looks like his dad.

But I can't watch this scene.

But I could have my husband fix everything.

But I did it. I composed the melody, I added the harmonies,

But I didn't finish. I got into fitness really young.

But I found one thing he said to be quite inspiring.

But I had the gardener tell her to come in early one day

But I have to inform you that after exhaustive research

But I have to say,

But I love philosophy, too. Metaphysics? Can't get enough.

But I love that they want you.

But I love this scene.

But I made my points. You?

But I mean, why not wait in line, get a good treat,

But I saw you inhale a BLT at the diner yesterday.

But I stole it, and I wore it to school with my Chemin de Fer sailor jeans,

But I thought she'd hide it in front of you.

But I walked up the hill and there was this vista,

But I want you to cooperate with her

But I was taking Petal for a walk.

But I was taking Petal for a walk.

But I won't admit to writing some terrible letter on your birthday,

But I... I thought...

But I'm your sister!

But I've decided we're gonna go internal.

But I've got plans to overtake Huffington Post in a year,

But if I found someone really like minded who I could write it with,

But if push came to shove, and we had to make T shirts...

But it comes out your pores and people can tell.

But it looked weird with the other windows and so you gave it up. You settled.

But it's so small. Just ten rooms

But Jack Black wants a mini fridge. Cate Blanchett wants a mini fridge.

But last time it was Brad who put the kibosh on it.

But my attorney warned me that doing the nine Abba songs at the end

But my little birds are telling me that a bunch of B level actors

But Nat and I have put our hearts and souls into this, haven't we, Nat?

But no Nespresso machines.

But no quotation marks around the quote. Got chucked.

But now, I need to hear from my trusted stable of advisors,

But only when somebody cuts off her car or at a shoe sale.

But out of politeness, I'm letting you know

But permits take forever.

But please, please... leave the 'tude at home.

But rather than having good neighbors such as yourselves

But Renford is in perfect health,

But Royston laughed. He said I was cheap.

But she grew up with me.

But she wanted a dash preceding it. Got chucked.

But something started sprouting from the steps to the backyard.

But thank you so much.

But that was eons ago, and we've had so much contact since then,

But that's not her name.

But the apology was insincere. Put that in your scorebook, too.

But the memory of the actual assault is... gone.

But the paper's editor, Bernie Roundbottom...

But the Sand Castle?

But the therapist is wonderful. Very tasteful office.

But the tile downstairs kills my knees.

But then this became your wedding cake.

But then you fell in love with it and you threw her out.

But there are fresh sheets on the bed in the guest room,

But there are people behind us.

But there is no one who will be more here for you than me.

But there's an erudition to your stuff, and some whimsy, which I like.

But there's no man in this room.

But they're not eating anything out there

But this is not the way she doesn't get in.

But this is really good.

But to get to the pool, they have to walk in the hot sun.

But too bad, I'm going to limit you to just one.

But we are thrilled that you are here. And she's not.

But we don't say it. You're just out. That's how it works!

But we should've bagged Jennifer Lawrence, right?

But we thought a supersized event

But we vacationed there once and it was terrible.

But we... we made it here. We made it through all of that.

But what does that mean, you're doing Wild?

But when I heard it was you coming in, I said,

But where are you gonna live?

But with time, I discovered that it's the stealth subjects,

But without attribution to Longfellow. Got chucked.

But you can have them for free to sing at the end, if you like.

But you need to be back in less than 45 minutes to relieve me.

But you're all right.

But your talons have dulled.

But your whole world is here. Your friends, the club, the DAR...

But, hey, I was thinking,

But, I don't know, she was really nice about it.

But, lately, I don't know, things seem hazier.

But, look at the...

But, Mom, I... I wanna use Luke's franchise money.

But, to be clear, no one else is bothered by these detours?

But, uh, so far not a one has cooperated.

But... I was impatient. I wanted to get out into the world.

But... maybe this could honor it, too.

But... when will we see you again?

Buy a new car.

Buzzing around each other, making word honey.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

By the way, I shouldn't be wearing a T shirt

Bye bye.

Bye, babies.

Bye, guys. Kiss the kids again.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Tracey! Bye, Allie!

Bye.

Bye.

Caesar can run one of the franchises.

Caesar, let's go! Where's my toast?

Call her Mom.

Call me from London.

Calling in reinforcements.

Calm down, Kirk. Come on, man.

Calm down.

Can I bum a smoke?

Can I get a coffee?

Can I get you something? Water?

Can I screw with the dining room? Make it less granny?

Can I, uh, jump in here?

Can that day be tomorrow?

Can you believe it's two years?

Can you put in a word for me with the director?

Can you say he felt you up at a party for the deposition?

Can't a man enjoy a glass of whiskey

Can't wait to see if you're gonna wear that pocket square.

Capital B on butter. Yeah, I'm still here, Michel.

Carl and Violet should dress up as condiments.

Character loving girls.

Charlie Brown kicked me instead of the football and the crowd cheered.

Charlie?

Check out what's in my briefcase.

Cheers!

Cheers.

Chipped in $100,000 to the capital improvement plan.

Chloe, the canisters are armed! Damn it!

Christmas edition.

Cigars, cigarillos, e cigs, vapes.

Cigars, cigarillos, e cigs, vapes. Cigars, cigarillos...

Cilantro, chili oil and abalone. Oh, I meant to ask.

Claudia and I are here. Just the two of us.

Claudia, let the record show, I broke the silence here today, okay?

Clear!

Clearly.

Climbs things like big piles of money?

Clipboards? You needed more than one clipboard?

Coffee here sucks. I had to go three blocks to get this.

Collectibles, fast food, restaurant openings.

Come again.

Come April, my face is like one of Shakespeare's first folios.

Come back here!

Come back to bed.

Come back up here and get these presents.

Come get it now. It's idling. I'm afraid to turn it off.

Come here. Sit.

Come in, I guess. I wasn't expecting both of you.

Come in!

Come in!

Come on, Ace.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Luke, turn off your cell. It's distracting.

Come on, Taylor, production values matter.

Come on!

Come on! We're gonna be married. This is what married people do.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I'm just trying to work here.

Come on. I'm just trying to work here.

Come on. You're the owner. Take a break.

Come out in three weeks, and we will figure it all out then.

Come up with new recipes and then be back.

Come, come, we have some time. Sit with me.

Coming up.

Coming, Miss Celine!

Communication problems?

Compared with what you're going to find beyond these walls.

Comparing the archetypes to characters in a play by Aeschylus.

Complain about their backs and doze off?

Composition and theory. How hard could it be?

Condé Nast? Procrastinators supreme. May I?

Condiments? Hmm, Nat, that's something we should kick around.

Congratulations, Taylor.