South Park - Season 12 Edit

A Burger King.

A case of Dr. Pepper and cherry Twizzlers.

A distraught Britney Spears has apparently disappeared

A group dedicated to freeing America from Chinese tyranny.

A hundred thousand dollars for a picture of Britney.

A hundred thousand dollars?

A hundred thousand for a picture of Britney peeing on a ladybug.

A hybrid? How is that possible?

A little middle class white boy telling them what to do?

A local housewife caught a photo of Britney running away in this disguise!

A million? More?

A mistake was made and you were given blood

A new development in the Canada strike.

A pandemic?

A part of the American Liberation Front.

A peanut.

A penis in the house. I had to get it out!

A penis? Where?

A Peruvian flute band.

A phone? Why, what's a phone? We ain't never hearda sich a thing.

A tattle tail? He infected me with AIDS!

A television!

A terrible disease that takes the lives of American women every day.

A two mile long underground passage that runs from the White House

A very ugly one. Come on, men.

A well organized pantry.

A young confused looking boy, dancing and singing a song called...

Abortion isn't wrong.

About $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream.

About freaking time.

Above ground?

Absolutely major camel toe, Tracy.

AC/DC singing about letting dudes beat up on their girlfriends.

Across the U.S. and Canada.

Actually I was thinking let's just keep this between us.

Actually, the hard part's just starting.

Actually, the hard part's just starting.

Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan flute bands

Actually, this is High School Musical 2.

After leading your class through review,

After school, we fight after school, you got that?

After seeing Indiana get ****d, I know I'll never be the same.

After starting all this?

After this one... last time.

Again on Friday and guess who was there?

Agh, goddammit!

Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs.

Ah, Britney, that last lyric is supposed to be "love elation".

Ah, dangit!

Ah, I've gotta get an attachment Larry sent me last night.

Ah, women, always afraid of penises.

AIDS is the worst disease.

AIDS isn't as big a deal as it used to be.

AIDS was more the '80s/'90s disease.

AIDS?

Ain't that a peach?

All clear for procedure.

All done, thanks.

All mortals share a soft repose.

All over America, kids are getting high on cat urine.

All over the world, survivors were found.

All over the world, wherever there are tourists or shoppers,

All over your face.

All over!

All right Butters, I've seriously had... enough!

All right kids, go ahead and visit the charming villagers and learn stuff.

All right lady, just flash us your crotch or something.

All right, all right, fine

All right, all right!

All right, boys.

All right, bring out... the other male cat!

All right, Brit, let's try it from the top.

All right, Britney, let's take it from the top.

All right, but what are you going to do?

All right, Butters.

All right, Butters. I think we almost got the Chinese to trust us.

All right, Butters. We're here.

All right, come on, Rufus, quietly.

All right, come on!

All right, Count Fagula. You go do that.

All right, Craig!

All right, damn you. The children can come in!

All right, dear. Dinner's ready.

All right, each of you take a ticket.

All right, enough already!

All right, everyone. I'm turning in for the night.

All right, everyone. We're about to go.

All right, fine! We don't need you, Butters!

All right, folks, it's bed time. No more Internet for today.

All right, folks, let's finish this quickly.

All right, follow my lead, Butters.

All right, guys. Just like we rehearsed it!

All right, here we are!

All right, here's the deal.

All right, I mean, it was dark in the theater.

All right, Internet. What do you want from us?

All right, just let me get this straight.

All right, kids in seats. Kids in seats.

All right, let's jam!

All right, look. That isn't mine.

All right, McCain. I'm in.

All right, men, listen up! Looks like our thieves are trying to hide out here.

All right, now let go of my hand.

All right, stay in line.

All right, that does it! On the count of three this child dies!

All right, time's up.

All right, time's up.

All right, we're all sufficiently scared, Gerald.

All right, we're going to bring Eric in now.

All right, we're prepared to end the strike.

All right!

All right! Let's do it!

All right! We did it! Thank God!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, Georgie!

All right. All right.

All right. Get that rope ready to hoist me up.

All right. Get the jets ready. I need to get to Machu Picchu.

All right. Give me the keys.

All right. Guys, we need to talk.

All right. Here we go.

All right. How much you gonna give us?

All right. I don't know what's gotten into you, mister,

All right. Let's do it!

All right. Now get the rope up over that third rafter above the window.

All right. Now watch what happens when we introduce some cash.

All right. Now you listen and you listen good.

All right. Quiet, quiet. Ssh, ssh.

All right. So where's my ice cream?

All right. Ssh, ssh. Quiet everyone.

All right. We're about 800 kilometers from Peru.

All right. You ready to get in there, Bridon?

All righty then.

All the cash is doing is destablizing the virus,

All the kids and the school funding goes to the theater department.

All the kids are gonna call her chicken.

All the Peruvian flute bands were released.

All the townsfolk are there to answer yer questions.

All their crappy music sounds the same.

All they got is a little Internet.

All they have is each other in a race against time.

All we have to do is sneak back inside without the cops seeing us.

All we know is they were seen hanging out

All you bureaucrats and corporate cats...

Allison Mertz is a vampire kid, now?

Allowing me access to the rear doors.

Allright, this should keep my cat in place

Almost in.

Almost ungettable

Along with a few guinea panthers.

Along with all the other Peruvian flute bands,

Alright kids, for your homework tonight,

Alright, alright, fine. Eric, you lead the class.

Alright, Clyde, you're first. Get up here.

Alright, everyone review the section on sportscasters

Alright, fine, Wendy. I'll fight you, you big bully!

Alright, let's go get you an abortion.

Alright, let's see what we can do.

Alright, this is probably good enough.

Alright, we promise?

Alright. Now, when Bill Belichick got caught with his camera,

Always have.

Always working the angles.

Am I in charge or not?

Amir and I are closer than anybody in this stupid family!

Amir.

Amir...

An apology?

An economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions.

An estimated one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime

An incredible harvest.

An outdoor mall in Colorado.

And a one, and a two, and a...

And abandoned all those close to her.

And abortion is the ultimate form of cheating.

And alcoholic chicks from the South!

And all twenty four scored one hundred percent!

And already the country is going to hell.

And anything else in history?

And be ready for a quiz tomorrow morning.

And because we did nothing, they got away.

And being individuals, then think about this...

And breast cancer is the most common.

And buy their CDs,

And by the time the loading bar was only half full, they was dead.

And carefully monitored tests in the country.

And check out Foley's vacation photos

And confused about his sexual identity.

And do not under any circumstances, buy their CDs.

And do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it.

And don't damage any coupling wires

And don't worry: Britney is a queen at reinventing herself.

And Dr. Wilson is out celebrating in the streets somewhere.

And drove the guinea creatures back to Andes mountains.

And Eduardo isn't going to help me raise it.

And enough pulse drives to light a spark.

And even though you have AIDS,

And everyone is really been enjoying the peace.

And finally tonight.

And finally,

And find a good place to watch the fight.

And find out what we can from those Commie rats.

And forbid her from fighting so she has a way.

And found out that guinea pigs are from the Andes mountains. Here.

And gave him a hickey!

And get you three scan hacks into a laser system.

And give Daddy some private time, will ya?

And hanging out with Scott Malkinson, but I'm not.

And harvest is coming soon.

And he's still totally fine.

And help me in welcoming back Mr. Garrison.

And how are the efforts to contain all this going?

And how do you like them apples?

And how much Internet you think they got out there?

And I also learned to never listen

And I appreciate that you want to be cool

And I can't let you interfere.

And I didn't have a super fun time anyways.

And I don't wanna be in your way.

And I don't wanna look like a total dork in front of her.

And I have made that happen!

And I knew Kyle would have the same sickness as I used to have.

And I know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you,

And I promise you that it won't happen again.

And I say doctor, I want to go back to being a man and he says,

And I think it's time for Canada to show the world...

And I thought it was what I wanted.

And I was just supposed to look after my partner, and I blew it!

And I will stop at nothing.

And I would first like to apologize to my lovely wife.

And I...

And I'll be back to check on your shortly.

And I'm being a dick.

And I'm very remorsefulness.

And if someone must die so that I can feed,

And if we zoom in on the footage, right, right here,

And if you think we'll gain any respect by ignoring this thing

And if you zoom in on her face,

And in other world news:

And is also referred to as: Cheesing.

And it made 80 million opening weekend.

And join the basketball team.

And just happens to travel...

And just play ball.

And just say "harro" and "prease" a lot.

And just start e mailing.

And kids are always gonna find a new way to get high.

And let in the rest of the crew.

And let's all be as supportive as we can and show him lots of love, okay?

And like the victims of breast cancer,

And maybe somebody needs to teach Kyle

And nobody cared.

And now all your money's gone along with your penis.

And now back to the local news.

And now back to the stupid Democratic debates.

And now here is Big Texas Butters!

And now I'm in land of the giants' lost world.

And now she's a vampire, too!

And now you shall drink vampire blood

And now you're trying to make it look like you won...

And now, Kyle, maybe you should also admit

And one report claims that she has taken a piss... in the forest.

And only, Britney Spears!

And our Bennigans coupons and bubblegum is worth roughly... 3.008 dollars.

And overcoming all odds...

And overcoming all odds...

And Paul,

And people all over the world

And put it inside for ten minutes just for you?

And really turn their lives around.

And said I should use my $100

And saw kids on the playground doing a music number,

And sell CDs of you with an llama but you're not a Peruvian flute band.

And she looks like she's gained weight.

And she's at a hotel in our town.

And shoot some balls with the team, goddammit.

And since you handled your class so well...

And so here's your penis.

And so it appears that the local farmer's market

And so she's become desperate.

And so that is why I am now in Peru.

And so to honor these boys, here is...

And so we have asked for this assembly

And so we must all recycle every day.

And so what have we learned through this ordeal?

And so you see,

And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us your stance on military spending?

And start doing musicals!

And started tearing off all your clothes.

And swim in the fountains of Varnog

And take down their government?

And tell them they're not taking their legend from us too.

And tell you that...

And that makes sense to you?

And that means if he wanted he could have my girl.

And that money will certainly go towards helping little Eric Martman.

And that way you can...

And that'll be $49 on your credit card.

And that's about all we know.

And that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes.

And the "Star Wars Kid".

And the bravery of the people who struggle with it!

And the hole is patched.

And the internet sensation "Cute Sneezing Panda".

And the last time you saw your penis was two days ago?

And the only person who could have stopped all this...

And the young girl has really taken the country by storm.

And their economy is getting better with their advances in technology,

And them pistols is bigger than whats we gots.

And then he beat my mom.

And then he'll know how it feels to be laughed at.

And then he's a big tattle tail and going around talking crap about me...

And then I go to the doctor, right?

And then I saw High School Musical 3

And then I see this person on Oprah.

And then I'll never do it again.

And then it backfires and then you end up in a foreign country

And then make some crappy pan flute music CDs on my computer.

And then sacrificed. For harvest.

And then stoned them to death.

And then the girl may thank you for it.

And then the guinea pigs killing people. And then...

And then they'll know we left!

And then you fight the boob goblin at the Gazonga's Cave.

And then you'll be satisfied.

And then... watch her die

And there's "Dramatic Look Gopher".

And there's actually a back exit behind the horse troughs.

And there's Shelley. Wave to the camera, Shelley.

And they found the dead ****d bodies of Yoda and Short Round in their closet.

And they're gonna kill your parents! Do it!

And they're gonna screaming and banging on those drums and they're

And they're gonna start killing everyone.

And they've brought you a squirrel.

And this, this ectoplasm!

And though we fell short, the failure is mine not yours.

And three bubble gums for every Canadian!

And thus do unto your bidding.

And to the people of South Park.

And took us to an internment camp in Miami.

And type in input "Y".

And until you come back with a solid, fair number...

And use your time when they call your name.

And want to bring her home safe.

And we are now getting word of giant bees.

And we are the only people who seem to care.

And we are.

And we can put you on SlimFast tomorrow.

And we can't get it working correctly.

And we can't just keep them bottled up inside.

And we run a particularly brutal campaign

And we will not bow or botch. Our resolve is strong.

And we will not sit back and do nothing

And we'd like to collect our money.

And we'll double your money in one afternoon, Craig.

And we've never tried a penis before.

And welcome. To 1864.

And what about you, Stan?

And what am I supposed to do now?

And what might that be?

And what's that fancy yellow horse carriage you got out there?

And when their army gets here, they're gonna kill your parents.

And when you wake up you'll be tonsil free!

And who only have each other in a race against time!

And with our fingers up your ass, you won't be very cite.

And you are all going to pay

And you can't drop in from above.

And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you.

And you don't see any parallel between that

And you don't want to fight.

And you have earned the new puppy

And you never learn from your mistakes.

And you see this?

And you think Wendy's gonna go for him

And you weren't there.

And you will be wise not to interrupt

And you won't believe what she did, Ron.

And you!

And you're gonna... just let that guy beat up on your woman?

And you've got your access to the tunnel.

And your transformation will be complete, per se.

And... that can get you really high, 'mkay.

Annie Bartlett is a psi vampire.

Another pan flute band.

Any other volunteers perhaps?

Anybody else?

Anybody got a Blackberry? Check Drudge Report.

Anyway Stan, you've got to put a stop to this fight.

Anywhere...

Apologize?

Apparently now thinks it's a person.

Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds.

Are being taken to a quarantine area in Miami.

Are fledding into the United States with hopes of taking the place...

Are making this tougher on the professionals!

Are now in their third day.

Are they on their way to Guantanamo Bay?

Are they trying to be goth?

Are we cool?

Are we gonna get tested on this?

Are we just going to pretend America is going to be okay?

Are we just gonna wait until they've taken over the world?

Are we the only ones here who are completely confused?

Are you folks settlers, or are you just trappers passin' through?

Are you gonna ditch out with me or disobey the teacher's stupid rule?

Are you gonna give Canada more money, or not?

Are you HIV positive

Are you nuts?

Are you ready to become one of us, per se?

Are you sure you boys just don't have any cash?

Are you sure? Because once you're in South Park Vampire Society,

Aren't you Mike McCalsky?

As Americans, our fear of seeing another country become powerful

As Britney was wheeled into the hospital for some reason.

As director of Homeland Security,

As for me, I was returned home by Homeland Security.

As I was just explaining to my new minions,

As long as you cheat your way to the top.

As something to brag about some day to his little vampire buddies.

As soon as that bell rings, we do it outside, you got that?

As we thank the

As you can see, we are Chinese peoparu ourselves.

As you may or may not know, today is Canada Appreciation Day.

At all!

At her naked boobs anyway.

At least I learned a lot about Pioneer life in the Old West.

At least Scott doesn't cave in to peer pressure

At least Scott Malkinson has some self respect!

At this defining moment, change has come to America.

At this point your rip disease knew he could not win the battle.

Attenciones, bandas de flauta Peru.

Attention, Peruvian flute bands...

Aw dude, that's our town!

Aw man, this is gonna be awesome!

Aw, aren't you two cute holding hands. Are you special little buddies?

Aw, come on now, people!

Aw, how am I supposed to see Internet porn that way?

Aw, poor girl.

Aw, we suck so hard.

B., you can't be serious.

Back on right now.

Bad enough if I always get stuck with you goth kids.

Bad kitties.

Ball goes back over to the Cows.

Barack Obama?

Barack, everyone's been looking for you.

Barack, what is it?

Barely a bar a signal.

Basketball?

Be a shame to have to give all that free ice cream

Be with that Bridon kid, then you should.

Beastiality? Click on that.

Because "that's just the way it is."

Because a polymer shelf runs the entire expanse

Because anybody who thinks they're actually a vampire

Because breast cancer isn't funny.

Because ever since your father got that stupid video camera,

Because girls like shaved balls.

Because I don't have that many friends at school.

Because I'm hardcore.

Because if you don't the cure for HIV, I will break your X Box.

Because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not.

Because it will trigger the 5.4 laser system.

Because just That's just the way it is.

Because my grandma gave me $100.

Because now all the guys don't think I'm cool.

Because one of your friends has a serious illness.

Because she knows I'm gonna kick her ass,

Because the cancer will take everything.

Because the Chinese hate Americans.

Because the key difference between men and women,

Because they don't know if he partied too hard

Because they get abortions when they're young.

Because they make bank.

Because they were starting to take over the world?

Because vampires are the "in" thing right now.

Because we cheat all the time.

Because we moved the fight to first thing in the morning tomorrow.

Because we're going to make them think we're one of them.

Because when you come across a spooky ancient ruin, you say,

Because you guys are jerks

Because you guys got rid of all the flute bands!

Because you're always doing stuff like this.

Beehive combs.

Before school starts!

Before school starts.

Before we get started today, Wendy Testaburger has asked

Behold!

Besides, you died in a jet in the Rocky Mountains, remember?

Between Eric Cartman and your girlfriend.

Between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.

Bill Beelicheck proved that in America it's okay to cheat,

Bill Belichick gathered his football players and said,

Bing bing harro prease.

Blood is all clammy and tomatoey.

Bloody idiots.

Boom, baby.

Boom, baby.

Both psi and sanguinarian.

Boy, here we go.

Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.

Boys, can you give me a hand with her?

Boys, please take a seat.

Boys, the reason we called you all in is

Boys, the truth is I don't know

Boys, you've just found the cure for AIDS!

Boys! Boys, have you seen my penis?!

Brave boys. It's now up to you.

Bravo, Obama and McCain.

Brazilian fart fetish porn? Click! Click!

Break it in.

Break it up, m'kay?

Break it up!

Break my X Box and you'll never know.

Breast cancer is killing people.

Breast cancer isn't funny.

Bridon Guermo? Oh, he's such a dream!

Bridon Guermo.

Bridon!

Bring them here or shoot them!

Brit! Over here, Brit. One for Star Weekly.

Britney is obviously very upset about her MTV performance, Ron,

Britney is said to be now hiding out in a South Park motel.

Britney just seems oblivious.

Britney seems to have really taken a liking to you.

Britney Spears has been spotted camping in the Colorado mountains,

Britney Spears... has to die.

Britney was chosen a long time ago,

Britney, over here

Britney, what were you thinking?

Britney? Where'd she go?

Britney. It's over. What were you running for anyway?

Britney. It's over. What were you running for anyway?

Bu but, choking yourself is bad, 'mkay.

Bunch of kids from school are gonna go see it again.

But actually they're all getting really annoyed.

But after seeing Indiana get ****d...

But AIDS, I just... Hey, Mitch?

But Dad, that's what I really want.

But everyone tries that.

But for how long, we do not know.

But had you land way up in the Andes mountains of Peru

But he can sing and dance better than anybody.

But he knew that for Britney Spears to be safe,

But he'd never go for me, I'm nobody.

But he's naturally, a bit scared.

But I can't do it. I'm getting weak

But I can't let Spielberg and Lucas get away with it.

But I don't want to see it get out of hand.

But I done come from Pagosa Springs to buy me some wares an' sich.

But I had it put to sleep, 'cuz it pissed me off.

But I just try not to think about it.

But I know my country needs me.

But I want to be your friend

But I'm a vampire now, and I can no longer survive on human food.

But I'm sorry.

But I've work too hard to make all this happen.

But if we don't treat the Internet with the respect...!

But if we ever catch you cheesing again, we're gonna tell on you.

But if you help us,

But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time

But it has to work! Maybe if I do a little

But it's going to be okay.

But it's like...

But it's very risky.

But just make sure that this new little trend

But just one thing.

But just remembering how that blood tasted before...

But male cats, when they're marking their territory,

But more may still be out there.

But not at the cost of losing its dignity.

But now everybody thinks I hate ladybugs.

But now you want me to be in a band with you

But Sharon, I've got stuff to do.

But she feels like if she doesn't fight me,

But she isn't real

But she still wants to beat me up.

But she wouldn't.

But sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help

But some people said you crapped on teacher's desk to get out of the fight.

But somebody put the Hamburger Helper

But still more and more kids are dressing up like vampires.

But take it from me, you're driving everyone crazy.

But that part of the prophecy will not come true!

But the Chinese are very real.

But the girls like singing and dancing.

But the government arrested us,

But the Internet is slowed to a trickle

But the prophecy foretold that one day, the creatures would be unleashed

But the scientists say the process could help thousands of people

But the truth is our lust for torture and death

But then she got pregnant and is having a baby

But then that report said our kids were doing it too and

But then what the hell...

But then, four kids from school came to my house

But there ain't enough to go around.

But there is no doubt.

But there is! You guys gotta believe me!

But there's also guinea bees, guinea rats.

But they can't dress like that. That's our style!

But they talk and act like...

But they will find her.

But they're all bad, 'mkay.

But this is going to be our greatest feat ever.

But this is taking too long. And Phillip is diabetic.

But tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election

But was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days.

But we don't have any choice!

But we just had to push her.

But we're glad you're home!

But what can we do?

But what if she just doesn't wanna hurt my feelings?

But whatever, I'm gonna go teach those underprivileged inner city students

But where are we gonna get the money to buy costumes and instruments?

But with everyone trying to use it at once,

But you did kind of sound like a big dork.

But you didn't die?

But you guys are hanging out with him.

But you guys, we are at risk of becoming the unpopular kids.

But you have to be strong.

But you just couldn't quite put the pieces together.

But you know, I've learned that I've really been a dude all along.

But you know, we've all learnt something, you guys.

But you're gonna...

But, Eric, why would the Chinese tell us their invasion plans?

But, we almost lost her.

But, while the internet is new and exciting for creative people.

But... I think I would make a really good vampire if you just...

But... No, we just...

Butters, calm down! I know a way out of this!

Butters, daddy loves you.

Butters, did you get gay with one of your schoolmates tonight?

Butters, do you want your share of the hundred thousand dollars or not?

Butters, don't be such a pussy.

Butters, helping people who have AIDS

Butters, how do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?

Butters, if you don't let go of my hand, everyone here is gonna think we're gay!

Butters, let go God damnit!

Butters, there's no such thing as vampires.

Butters, we just got a call from Mrs. Cartman!

Butters, we're going to get back before anybody even notices we're gone.

Butters, what have you done to your hair?

Butters, you are grounded!

Butters, you are not to let go of Eric's hand

Butters, you have five seconds to unlock this door.

Butters, you will open this door right now!

Butters, you've gotta learn to chill.

Butters!

Butters!

Butters! This is your father!

Butters?

Butters?

Butters?

Butters?

By choking themselves.

By Craig,

By impenetrable walls of two foot wide steel.

By my dad, by kids at school.

By not working during the strike, Canadians lost 10.4 million dollars.

By playing pan flute music.

By their massive numbers.

By, by myself?

Bye, bye, have fun. We will miss you.

Calls in a bomb threat to the museum.

Calm down nothing, I don't want that penis running through my house!

Calm down, people. We still have work to do.

Can all just take a hike!

Can someone help us?

Can the little ******* boy reason with the Internet?

Can turn us into monsters.

Can we collect our internet money in front of you, please?

Can we get out through the highway?

Can we please just go home, sir?

Can you act like you're giving him a lot?

Can't believe they put 'em in jail.

Can't go too easy on her, though.

Can't you all see I'm in pain?

Can't you see that Britney isn't in any condition to handle this crap anymore?

Canada doesn't get enough money.

Canada has been striking for more money.

Canada on strike!

Canada on strike.

Canada on strike. Canada says: "No more!"

Canada on strike. From Bagboua to St. John's

Canada on strike. No matter where you are.

Canada, Canada.

Canada, Canada.

Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you.

Cancer is pure evil.

Cartman has HIV?

Cartman said that Wendy is already begging him to it call the fight off.

Cartman says Kenny's really messed up.

Cartman, I I feel really bad for you.

Catpee?

Cats are deadly animals.

Cats aren't the problem.

Celebrate, everyone!

Champ.

Change!

Change!

Cheat sheets as labels for your bottled water.

Check it out, dude, I'm a space man!

Checking the museum for any bombs.

Cheesing is spreading fast.

Chinese people. There's Chinese people right over there.

Chocolate rain.

Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears went for this radical "no top of the head" look?

Clear out. Move!

Clearly, they are a Peruvian flute band and yet they aren't.

Colorado officials have taken the squirrel to Johns Hopkins

Come back here, penis!

Come in. You can use our Internet until you figure out what to do.

Come on in, Craig. Have a seat! Welcome.

Come on in, darling. Thank you, boys.

Come on, big guy.

Come on, Britney!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Craig. Don't be an asshole.

Come on, dude, there's nothing we can do!

Come on, guys!

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's sing!

Come on, muffin.

Come on, Stan, let's get some rest.

Come on, we've gotta find Kenny before he hurts himself.

Come on, Wendy, kick his ass!

Come on, you have to admit we had some fun.

Come on!

Come on. Let's go!

Come on. Time to go home.

Commend means you've done a great job, Eric, m'kay.

Congratulations, Bridon!

Contaminated with HIV.

Cooporation y paciencia es apreciado!

Copy that. What's the code, over.

Corn harvest!

Could be soon facing complete closure.

Could have been I didn't make that flight.

Could have swore I heard them coming through the roof.

Could kill the virus altogether.

Could we see where you sleep?

Could we speak with you, please?

Could you grow a penis on a mouse for me?

Craig, don't be an asshole.

Craig, dude, wait up.

Craig, dude. How you doing, bro?

Craig, how would you like to turn that $100 into $1,000?

Craig, it isn't our fault!

Craig, remember you were telling us

Craig, we have chosen you to join our Peruvian flute band!

Craig!

Craig? Token? Who else needs a partner?

Craig's just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now.

Crap, Kenny!

Crap! We gotta go back around!

Crapped on your desk, doc. What's up with that?

Curse ye, Craig!

Cuz that's where we should go

D'you really think you Danish can replace the Canadians?

Dad, Dad, we have a problem.

Dad, I need to talk to you about something.

Dad, I wanna join the basketball team.

Dad, I'm sick of you trying to always

Dad, somebody's at the front door!

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, would you just listen to me for a second?

Dad, you've gotta do something! She's out of control.

Dad, your boss called. He said you're fired.

Dad!

Dad! Dad, what the hell are you doing?

Daddy's gonna turn on night vision.

Dammit, you have to take her out of here.

Damn it, friends. Don't you see?

Damn it.

Damn straight.

Damn you, Craig!

Damnit, she can't handle any stress right now!

Damnit.

David, any idea as to how big the camel toe actually was?

Defeating the Chinese won't mean anything

Defending America is all that matters, Mr. President.

Detention, that's it!

Did he say "furry"?

Did she just call us emos?

Did we?

Did you all forget about "Afro ninja"?

Did you guys hear that?

Did you infect Kyle with the HIV virus?

Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?

Did you know that?

Did you really not like pretending to be married?

Did you say strike?

Did you say you're trying to get rid of the vampires?

Did you see that? Oh, my God. It hurt so bad!

Did you see the ghost? It ran through here; it slimed me!

Did you tell this little boy you were going to beat him up?

Didn't make sense to any of us either.

Didn't you see that penis just now?!

Disabling power to the vault room.

Disaster at the MTV Awards.

Divide some Internet amongst the children.

Do I care?

Do it!

Do it!

Do they have Internet here?

Do we have any AIDS patient policies?

Do what I tell you!

Do you ever stop to think how important Canada is to the world?

Do you feel like maybe you're losing her, Stan?

Do you guys know why nobody else at school likes hanging out with you?

Do you have any idea where they could have gone?

Do you know how serious this is?

Do you know what those kids are going to do to you?

Do you mind if we just look around?

Do you realize how stupid I'm going to look if I call off the strike...

Do you remember that scene with Indiana in the refrigerator?

Do you think things can ever go back to normal after all this?

Do you understand that I

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Doctor, could we talk to her for a minute?

Doctor, I'm a man trapped in a woman's body.

Doctor, what about a penis?

Doctor, what are you saying?

Does that mean maybe we overreacted?

Does your mom know you took her car?

Doesn't become a distraction.

Doesn't matter why.

Doesn't that like... go against your jockey man code or something?

Doesn't that make you think

Don't be afraid of him. Just

Don't be too hard on yourself, Butters. You can't help being a douchebag.

Don't call me a rat, buddy.

Don't call me Mike. My name is Vampir now.

Don't call me your guy. I'm not your guy, friend!

Don't cheat, you got pregnant you have to raise the child,

Don't come any closer! We have information

Don't commend me, it's the students' fault for being so stupid!

Don't cry, Shelley.

Don't do that, 'mkay.

Don't forget, it's 1864.

Don't give me that fat cat fancy lipwiggling.

Don't let it get out of the lab.

Don't lie to us, Kyle!

Don't listen to 'em, Brit! They're all just jealous.

Don't look at that. Come on, friends. Let's dance!

Don't take me. These kids are worth more to you.

Don't talk to me, stupid jock asshole!

Don't they?

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

Don't try and make me feel better, you guys.

Don't worry, bitch. I didn't forget about you!

Don't worry, Ike! The strike will be over soon!

Don't worry, ma'am.

Don't worry, Stan.

Don't worry, they're not gonna find us till we're safely back inside.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. Don't worry. This is how negotiating works.

Don't worry. The strike is big news.

Don't you even think about it!

Don't you get it?

Don't you see that we have to stand together or else we have nothing?

Don't you think Britney's been through enough?

Don't you think people are going to be suspicious when you disappear?

Don't you two understand anything?

Don't you worry.

Donde pasar el resto de sus vidas! Gracias!

Down your throat and make you eat your underwear.

Dude, aren't you worried? Wendy is a girl.

Dude, check it out! We're only two blocks from a Super Phun Thyme!

Dude, Craig, we should go back now.

Dude, do you understand what's going on here?

Dude, girls are such fags.

Dude, gross. You got spit all over my neck. Mom!

Dude, have you seen my parents?

Dude, he's getting super wasted on life.

Dude, he's wasted.

Dude, I don't think we should be messing around with that crap any more.

Dude, I'm on fire today!

Dude, it's a Peruvian flute band!

Dude, it's Craig!

Dude, look out!

Dude, screw this place! We've gotta go to Super Phun Thyme!

Dude, screw you. Your internet thing is so last year.

Dude, that cat urine really fucked you up

Dude, there's nothing I can do about it.

Dude, they just shot a guy in the face! We've gotta call the cops!

Dude, they're gonna kill Kenny!

Dude, they're never gonna let us through.

Dude, this is boring.

Dude, this place shreds! What should we do first?

Dude, we have to go check this out.

Dude, we never thought you were cool.

Dude, we've got a big problem.

Dude, what did I tell you?

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Dude, where in the world can Britney Spears go

Dude, will you just end this thing now?

Dude, you should do that. You should join the basketball team.

Dude, you wanna do some math problems?

Dude!

Dude!

Dude! Dude! Kenny, calm down!

Dude! Who's using the flak jacket cheat?

Dude.

Dude.

During the tonsil surgery, we had to supply you with donor blood,

Dying isn't funny, so shut the fuck up.

E la tion. Really enunciate the L.

Each family gets 40 seconds of Internet per day.

Earth.

Eeek!

Eighteen sixty four. Orlich, we have the door code! Start packing up!

Either you go to Peru,

Elton couldn't make it.

Enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult

Enters security and shuts off the diamond case alarm.

Eric Cartman has been diagnosed with HIV.

Eric Cartman has HIV.

Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?

Eric, for the love of Jesus.

Eric, get your buns back over here, m'kay?

Eric, I'm afraid that we've accidentally infected you

Eric, stop being offensive.

Eric, that is not appropriate behavior, m'kay?

Eric, those people aren't Chinese.

Eric, we've called you in to commend you

Eric, what's going on.

Eric?

Eric? Come on in.

Eric? Come on in.

Eric. Hey, Eric.

Estamos aqui para proteger a ustedes!

Europe and China are reporting deaths by guinea pigs in the tens of thousands.

Even if I have to do it alone.

Even if it means we all die.

Even if you feel all eyes are upon you,

Ever since that first time Kenny cheesed,

Every city.

Every major city is reporting zero Peruvian flute bands. We got 'em all.

Every thief in the world knows that.

Every time bad things happen,

Every time I close my eyes, I see us just running away.

Every week, he gets worse and nobody does anything.

Everyone check in at two minute intervals.

Everyone down on the ground now!

Everyone get up and get over to that wall! Do it! Move!

Everyone has something that makes them unique.

Everyone in the car. We have to beat them there.

Everyone is going to get there early.

Everyone just stay where you are until we can sort this all out.

Everyone just step over to that wall. I mean it!

Everyone knows that.

Everyone stay on your toes! These are professionals we're dealing with here!

Everyone would think you were a faggot.

Everyone, get to bed!

Everyone, get your stuff. We can take my car.

Everyone, just calm down! Calm down, all right?

Everyone, wake up! We're here!

Everyone's gonna think we're trying to be butthole vampires.

Everyone's gotta take what they can get.

Everyone's starting to say

Everyone's turning a blind eye.

Everything is going to be awesome now!

Everything is okay.

Excellent.

Excellent. Now listen, everyone, we're going to be all right.

Excuse me, but aid other countries?

Excuse me, I need to uh, have some private Internet time.

Excuse me, I'm Britney Spears' manager.

Excuse me, is this really what you think

Excuse me, miss?

Excuse me, Ms. Spears, but your kids are here

Excuse me, sir?

Excuse me, we're looking for some Internet.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. My little brother needs medical attention.

Excuse us, we're trying to get a picture of Britney Spears!

Excuse us. Hello?

Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom

Explain yourself, mister.

Ey! What do you think you're doing?

Fast.

Fellow students, October is awareness month

Fellow students, over the past week there's been a lot of confusion

Finally got 'em for what they did to Indiana Jones, sir.

Finally, a fella that talks some sense.

Finally!

Find out if there are any employees or students wandering about!

Finds me very attractive

Fine, I'll get it!

Fine, then let go of my hand!

Fire, warning shot, Butters.

First question: How do you see yourself as different from your opponent?

First thing is we've gotta dispose of this.

First you shave your head and now this.

First, there was just a couple, but now, it's like they're growing.

Five kids, to Peru,

Five sworn statements from these...

Flip the cop car! Flip the cop car!

Flute bands have been removed and quarantined,

Folks, there's no Internet here.

For betraying your country to the Chinese.

For genetically engineering body parts

For harvest, Stanley.

For I am neither living nor dead.

For I must slumber, per se.

For my students is catamite to their learning.

For Paul McCartney?

For psychiatric evaluation.

For starters, I think I owe you some ice cream.

For the one of the leading causes of death for women.

For the promise of future online revenue.

For they protect us from the guinea creatures.

For those of you who don't remember or don't care...

For too long we have been pushed around and ridiculed!

For you will all die on this mountain!

For your role as student teacher.

Forget it, all right!

Forget it!

Forget it.

Forgiving the Patriots for cheating and saying it was no big deal,

Forty seconds? That ain't even long enough to check Wikipedia!

France, Japan, and the northeastern US are currently the hardest hit.

Freaking Hot Topic. That explains everything.

Freaking hybrids, man.

Freeze, scumbag! It's all over!

Frolich, check in. Have you found any other employees?

From major cities all over the world.

From the pan flute bands to deal with the guinea pigs.

From the rich fat cats anymore.

From the World Canadian Bureau. Start the tape, please.

Fuck all of you.

Fuck him up, Wendy!

Fuck the Chinese.

Fuck you, Jimmy Buffet!

Fuck you, Kyle.

Fuck you, man! You can't do that.

Fuck you, mom. I have fucking AIDS!

Fuck your ice cream!

Fucking asshole.

Gayness.

Geez, I can't believe Wendy's gonna fight you after school.

General?

Gentlemen,

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Gerald Broflovski is prepared to give a public statement

Gerald, what are we gonna do?

Gerald!

Gerald. Please help us.

Gerald's right. We all have to face it.

Get away from me!

Get away, douchebag.

Get away. There's bees everywhere!

Get back! I'm not buying any of your damn CDs!

Get back! You stay back!

Get down the stairs.

Get off the Internet, Stanley, it's time for bed.

Get out of our space, you little twerps!

Get out of the way, Peterson!

Get out!

Get outta here!

Get outta my way, Mackey! You wanna piece of this?

Get ready for some chocolate pain, bitch.

Get some cats, and we'd just cheese all day long.

Get that guy! Shoot that guy! Yeah, and then ever here!

Get the hell... outta here f

Get the keys! We gotta get in there.

Get the loot out of the car and stash it in that building.

Get the media on the phone!

Get them britches down. Yes, sir. Come on, squeal.

Get up to your room, right now,

Get your hopes up with a stupid genetic experiment

Getting beat up by a girl.

Getting into college?! Man, we aren't getting into no college?! Fuck you!

Getting material ahead of time.

Getting some much needed rest.

Give a little peace sign, Shelley. Oh, I know!

Give it to me.

Give it to me. In the butt.

Give me your attention.

Give us the code to that door and we can leave!

Give us the code to that door and we can leave!

Global Vert. Summit Leaders.

Go ahead, squeal. Squeal now.

Go ahead, the door's right there.

Go ahead.

Go deep, Craig.

Go get us some sodas out of the pop machine in the commons.

Go home? You can't leave the picket line.

Go inside. Move!

Go look! It's all an ancient Incan prophecy.

Go looking for you?

Go through that way.

Go to standard security, team three.

Go to your dad and tell him

Go, go back the other way!

Go, go!

Go!

Go! Go take care of it! I'll stay with the hostages!

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

God dammit, this sucks ass!

God damnit!

God forbid she actually gets in a good punch and beats you.

God sake's man, they're children!

God, she's so stupid.

God, the whole neighborhood's affected.

God, they've replayed this one like eighty times now.

God, you are such a pussy, Stan. You're such a pussy,

God!

God!

God... dammit.

Goddammit Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick?

Goddammit, don't!

Goddammit, we're serious. We'll only talk to the President. Stop!

Goddammit!

Goddammit!

Goddammit.

Goddamn Japs are everywhere.

Goddamn, your family's poor, dude!

Goddamned, that's not news!

Goddamned, when are they gonna air new Terrance and Phillip shows?

Goddamnit you people are fucking insane!

Going street value, Middle Eastern Market, of course,

Gonna get you. Gonna get you, Wendy.

Good evening and welcome to the political debate

Good idea! No wait, we can't check Drudge Report:

Good night everybody, thanks for coming. We did it, guys!

Good, sir.

Good, that's good. That's good. Good, all right then. Let's head across.

Good. Did you kill 'em?

Goodbye, friends.

Goodbye, Scrambles. We'll miss you.

Goodbye!

Got two here!

Got used to being able to see anything at the click of a button, you know?

Got wind of our robbery and chased after us.

Goth kids burnt down the Hot Topic and sure enough!

Grab his hands.

Gracias!

Great benefit, Eric.

Great. Look what I'm getting.

Guantanamo Bay?

Guess how much money they made selling their crappy CDs?

Guess it isn't so funny now, is it?

Guess we'll be working a lot together.

Guess we'll be working a lot together.

Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea saurus rexes.

Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea saurus rexes.

Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do.

Guinea pigs?

Guinea pigs...

Guinea pirate!

Guinea rabbits are still everywhere.

Guinea rabbits! There, inside!

Guys, we've all known each other a long time,

Guys. I'm really worried about my brother.

Guys...

Had many incredible adventures,

Had me a store there. Kind of... computer supply store.

Hah, mere peanuts.

Hand we ain't never heard of no fire code, why,

Hang in there, Ike. We're gonna get you help.

Hang on, hang on, she'll be out in a minute.

Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus.

Happy go lucky vampire wannabes

Happy trails...

Harro prease, Bing bao ching ling.

Has already been asked to appear on Jimmy Kimmel and The Today Show.

Has already sparked waves of protest.

Has started the whole board thinking.

Have a seat, amigo. Good to have you back.

Have already asked for our help

Have journeyed across America to find the cure for AIDS.

Have something they want to ask you.

Have successfully been eradicated from every part of the world.

Have they been loaded on to the boats or not?

Have you guys noticed there's bands like this everywhere you go lately?

Have you lost your hearing?

Haven't we taught you that?

He ain't going nowhere!

He always loved you.

He apparently got to all the cats Cartman's been hiding in his attic.

He can be with any girl he wants!

He cheated.

He could be wondering why I don't get online with him.

He did it!

He did not panic.

He does feel bad for you, Cartman.

He even got caught cheating.

He gave me AIDS!

He had to get her to the North Pole.

He had to play at a cancer benefit.

He hasn't been the same.

He hasn't learned a thing, you guys.

He is not happy.

He just doesn't want to look like an idiot.

He just thinks it's...

He purposely infected me with his HIV virus!

He simply said what every good white cheater says when caught:

He thinks basketball is for sissies.

He thinks he has to film everything the family does.

He videotaped the opposing team's defense.

He wants in to the Oval Office.

He was a basketball player.

He was ****d and we all stood there and did nothing.

He'd probably see it

He's already seen High School Musical 3

He's become something, Linda.

He's been to several specialists since a botched blood transfusion.

He's been watching High School Musical

He's cheesing his fucking balls off, dude.

He's getting really high on life.

He's gonna do it right there.

He's gonna warn all the Chinese

He's got a private jet, you know. Okay. Bye bye, then!

He's just a kid.

He's just a third grader.

He's not your buddy, friend.

He's not your friend, guy.

He's not your guy, friend!

He's really good.

He's really taking it hard.

He's right! Game over, man, m'kay?

He's so awesome!

He's so awesome!

He's so perfect and awesome!

He's the one who infected me with AIDS!

He's upstairs videotaping your grandfather in the bathtub.

He's won three Superbowls. How?

Head back to your wagons and have a safe trip home.

Hello, Bridon. My name is Mr. Kelly.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, I am Steven Aboutman.

Hello, I'm Bob Summers. Is today the day?

Hello, Sarah. It's McCain.

Hello, students. I am Eric Cartmanez,

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Do you have Internet?

Hello? Would you just give this guy something, please?

Hello.

Hello. Is there something we can do for you, Mr. Obama?

Help

Her head is gone!

Her performance was awful, Tom.

Her titties were so perfect.

Her titties.

Here are all the tickets for your group, Mr. Sanchez.

Here comes the change, everybody!

Here he comes!

Here it is, general.

Here she comes!

Here to perform her new song is the one,

Here we see a view from outside the bus.

Here, Davey.

Here, here. Look, look!

Here, put these teeth in.

Here. We made ten million theoretical dollars.

Here. Write a diary.

Here's a couple more, Principal Victoria, m'kay?

Here's Sharon and Shelley on the roof of Best Buy.

Here's the mouse you saw on television.

Hey Conner. The place that Homeland Security

Hey everybody! Good to see you again!

Hey hey, honey watch this.

Hey I walked out of your class, teacher.

Hey look.

Hey man, what the hell do you think you're doing?

Hey Sharon, Britney peed on a ladybug.

Hey Sharon, Randy, great harvest, huh?

Hey there, Stan! All set to see my new adventure?

Hey, back off!

Hey, Bridon. Can we watch you practice basketball?

Hey, Bridon. How come you weren't at musical rehearsals last night?

Hey, check it out. She's totally staring you down.

Hey, come on, people!

Hey, Craig.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes.

Hey, emo kids. Cartman and Wendy are gonna fight after school.

Hey, everything all right? Oh...

Hey, excuse me, but we need some help.

Hey, forget it! We'll wait our turn.

Hey, guys, thanks a lot for coming to my AIDS benefit yesterday.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys!

Hey, hang on, fellas.

Hey, hey, look at this.

Hey, hey, that's enough.

Hey, hey!

Hey, I don't want to be called a cheater.

Hey, I know you.

Hey, I'm worried about him too, Sharon.

Hey, is your guys' Internet working?

Hey, it's my boss! Hey, boss!

Hey, it's that asshole who sent us to the jungle with nobody to pick us up!

Hey, kid, what happened?

Hey, kid. Over here.

Hey, leave him alone!

Hey, look! There's something here!

Hey, Murderin' Murphy.

Hey, Petano! Can you keep score for us?

Hey, stop it!

Hey, that was supposed to be my power up pack.

Hey, Tommy Petros is thinking he might wanna be a vamp kid, too.

Hey, uh, listen.

Hey, uh...

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, wait a minute. Where's her camel toe?

Hey, wait! I think that's teacher's penis!

Hey, we aren't the ones

Hey, we sure could use you, kid.

Hey, we worked really hard to get this theoretical money.

Hey, we're just as dark as you guys. Maybe darker.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, where are my pants?

Hey, where are we? This isn't right.

Hey, you fellas wanna go see High School Musical 3 tonight?

Hey, you guys can't play here! We were here first!

Hey, you guys wanna buy a TV?

Hey, you kids are gonna order any food

Hey, you! Stop!

Hey, your kid is really good at this.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Butters, we are talking to you!

Hey! Don't you dare kill my penis!

Hey! Put down my car!

Hey. You're not my penis!

Hi, doctor.

Hi, kids, and welcome to my village.

Hi, Michelle.

Hiding cats? Well, that would be illegal.

His name is Stan Marsh.

Hm, that squirrel is obviously nuts.

Hmm kay, kids, we have something very serious

Hmm, I don't know.

Ho How about the internet? Internet makes lots of money.

Ho How come?

Hold him, Lucas. Come on.

Hold on a minute! Wait just a second!

Hold on.

Hold on. I need to get a shot of it from outside...

Hold out your palm so it looks like you're holding the guinea saurus rex!

Hold!

Holy crap!

Holy crap!

Holy freakin' Jesus.

Homeland Security is requesting

Honestly.

Horrid creatures have lived in the guinea valley of Peru.

Hostages are secure at the park entrance!

Hot Topic? When did this open?

How about a little pickup game?

How about we send him to Transylvania?

How are we supposed to make money on the internet?

How are you guys?

How can there be no Internet anywhere?

How can thy ground that which is ungroundable?

How come they haven't mentioned anything about us?

How could we know she would...

How cultural!

How did they find us?

How did we not figure that out?

How did you know?

How do I reach these kids?

How do I reach these kids?

How do I reach these kids?

How do I reach these kids?

How do I reach these kids?!

How do you do that?

How do you think white people always get ahead?

How long before it's ready?

How long have you been on the cheese?

How much I...

How much will you pay me?

How to cheat properly.

How to have some compassion.

How would you like to invest in a Peruvian flute band?

How you doing, Eric?

How your grandma gave you $100 bucks for your birthday?

How?

How? You won't have Internet.

How'd you like to give it a shot?

How're we all feeling tonight?

How's that?

Howdy partners. I own this here general store.

Howdy, partners. It's five o'clock.

Huffing paint, 'mkay.

Huge creatures attacked our town.

Huh my name ain't Palmer, it's... Old Smithy.

Huh, it somehow loses it's punch after multiple viewings.

Huh?

Huh? Well, we don't really have that much money.

Human sacrifice.

Humping cat urine apparently causes a euphoric state.

Hurray for Gerald!

I admit it, I was sexually lost.

I ain't frontin' dawg, let's do it. Let's do it right now, yo!

I ain't gonna act any different towards you.

I ain't gonna act any different towards you.

I almost... touched them.

I always knew deep down that Wendy didn't have any balls.

I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore.

I am going to my room now.

I am going to wipe the playground with you,

I am here to teach you calculus.

I am pleased to announce that there is no trace of the HIV virus

I am pleased to announce that there is no trace of the HIV virus

I am so disappointed in myself.

I am something much more evil.

I am standing on your precious land.

I am Steven Aboutmen.

I am still in charge here!

I am taking control of the military

I am the fucking bad man!

I am the man of this house!

I apologized, Kyle!

I ate my underwear for you.

I ate my underwear, what the hell do you want from me?

I barely made it back to the house.

I believe strict discipline along with compassion

I bet they aren't even drinking coffee.

I bet you can squeal like a pig.

I bet you can squeal.

I built this bunker in case McCain lost!

I can finally tell you what I think of you,

I can i Chat with my darling Amir now!

I can never find enough kids that wanna play ball.

I can no longer conscionably be

I can take you

I can't believe you, Butters.

I can't do anything. She really wants to fight you.

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

I can't do this anymore.

I can't do this. I'm not doing this.

I can't fight you because you came crying to my house

I can't get a dial tone.

I can't hide any more cats, Mr. Kitty.

I can't just give away free seats.

I can't just sit back and watch some kid steal my girlfriend away!

I can't let them do it. I've got to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I can't run. You go ahead, I'll catch up with ya.

I can't stand it.

I can't stop the Chinese tonight, Eric.

I can't take it anymore. I'm just so

I can't watch! Let's get out of here, Kyle!

I can't, my dad grounded me.

I can't!

I choose thee.

I couldn't stay away, because your rocking tits.

I decided to follow you guys

I deserve a God dammed penis!

I did.

I didn't even know it was there.

I didn't feel anything.

I didn't see it!

I didn't sign up for this.

I didn't think anybody here saw it! Did you, Mitch?

I do not believe enough is being done

I do want to apologize,

I don't blame them. All that singing and dancing.

I don't care how popular being like these kids becomes.

I don't care, it's probably got all kinds of diseases.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't even know what to do now!

I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

I don't get it, Kenny. Why did you buy razors and shaving cream?

I don't get it. They said the military would meet us here.

I don't have time for your stupid game! Tell me, or you die right now!

I don't know if there's really time.

I don't know nothin' about no fancy door code. I'm just a simple blacksmith.

I don't know what I saw!

I don't know what to do about Kyle.

I don't know what to do. I'm so startled.

I don't know what's wrong with that girl, but,

I don't know which thing it is

I don't know, Lemski.

I don't know, Mr. C.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. It just feels like...

I don't know. Looks old.

I don't know. There's nothing I can do about it anyway.

I don't need his stupid fucking job anymore.

I don't need this now.

I don't see why you have to yell at people.

I don't think anybody's been in here for centuries.

I don't think I can.

I don't think it's funny, Kyle.

I don't think so.

I don't think the fight's even going to happen.

I don't wanna get killed by boobs.

I don't wanna hurt my bro's bitch.

I don't want an excuse.

I don't want my parents to die.

I don't want to fight you after school, all right?

I don't want you making her upset.

I don't waste time, gentlemen.

I dream about it every night.

I feel better now.

I forgot.

I fucking hate Craig!

I gave up singing and dancing forever.

I get to be a stand in!

I get to be a stand in!

I got $100!

I got a really good shot of it, Sharon.

I got AIDS from him!

I got some splish splash.

I got you now, Pioneer Paul!

I guess it's true. What's that old saying?

I guess Senator McCain's gonna fly me back to Alaska now.

I guess so.

I guess we should drive a stake through his heart

I guess you're right, Butters. All right, come on.

I handed out flyers, called together meetings,

I have AIDS?

I have all this footage of the family some day.

I have Chinese attackers here and Chinese supporters.

I have enough cash for all three of us.

I have had it!

I have here $27 in cash.

I have let myself down.

I have no idea, sir.

I have no idea.

I have to eat.

I have to get online before it's school.

I have to get online with my darling Amir

I have to step out for a minute.

I have written up a bill, that would make having a cat

I haven't even been near a cat.

I haven't jacked off in over two weeks.

I heard you all had some difficulty with a criminal getsin' out of your jail.

I hope to God you're calling to tell me

I hope you have good news, Orlich.

I joined the basketball team.

I just ate...

I just came to say goodbye.

I just don't get it.

I just fart at your face.

I just found out my mom has breast cancer.

I just found out.

I just got all punk rock and got detention, you know.

I just love happy endings.

I just want things to be the way they were!

I just want to say to everyone who's a little disappointed

I just, I can't do this anymore. Okay?

I just, I don't want my tonsils out, that's all.

I just...

I knew I should have voted for McCain.

I knew it, man!

I knew it!

I knew you two ran for president. You were just working an angle.

I know how it is.

I know now what I have to do.

I know that I'll have to testify.

I know that you aren't really vampires.

I know watching celebrities go down can be fun.

I know what to do!

I know what you're trying to say, but I still don't agree with it.

I know where.

I know you do, but there's no more room, I tell ya!

I know you really wanted McCain to win,

I know you think the kids in the school like you,

I know, but I think we're really starting to become outcasts at school.

I know! And look.

I know. I'm scared too.

I know. She's really dumb, huh?

I know. That's kind of why I like it.

I knows it 'cause I seen it.

I made over a hundred million theoretical dollars.

I mean it, Randy. That's enough!

I mean really, how could my day get any worse?

I mean,

I mean, because they cheat all the time.

I mean, I see the way you two are together

I mean, look at who you guys are hanging out with now.

I mean, maybe it's finally time for us all to just leave her alone.

I mean, maybe things got a little out of hand with the plot,

I mean, vampires can't eat people food.

I mean, Wendy says she'd never leave me for him,

I misinterpreted the rules!

I misinterpreted the rules! Again!

I miss you so much...

I need to get on Web MD and see why I have this cough, but I can't.

I never miss a game on TV,

I no longer have any connection to this world.

I no longer need to explain anything to you, father.

I noticed all the things you've done for breast cancer awareness month.

I reached these kids.

I realized that we don't always have control over what happens to us.

I really don't care anymore, Butters.

I really think you're awesome,

I really thought you had me at Miami.

I reckon that maybe you could make a jail door

I reckon the easiest number to remember for any big safe door lock would be...

I said I put a bomb in your building, yes.

I said I'm not buying any goddamn CDs today!

I said what, what in the butt.

I said what, what in the butt.

I said what, what in the butt.

I said what, what in the butt.

I said what, what. In the butt.

I said, "Shoot them!"

I said, "Well Wendy, if you're so sorry,

I saw another Peruvian flute band outside my house last night!

I see that you're enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits.

I see.

I seriously didn't mean it!

I settled here back in eighteen fif

I settled here in 1864 with my ma and pa.

I should have known I wouldn't have the stomach to be a vampire.

I shouldn't eat peanuts...

I sleep with all my money.

I sometimes sneaked out during recess and I find me...

I still feel like a man.

I suppose we could try to distill Magic's cash down to its...

I think he's going to jump!

I think Kenny isn't here because he's at home cheesing.

I think Kenny likes it.

I think my little brother needs immediate help!

I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry.

I think our boys might really be in trouble this time.

I think so, sir.

I think we better just get on board with it.

I think we're fucked.

I think we're just heading deeper into the mountains.

I think you need to... ease off a little bit.

I think you owe Kyle an apology.

I think you're going to be very pleased

I think... I know what's wrong.

I thought I could go on like before.

I thought that movie was pretty good!

I thought that, well, maybe I can give cheating a try.

I thought we were meeting early to fight.

I thought you didn't wanna sing and dance anymore.

I thought you were going to kill yourself.

I told you guys!

I told you, mister, what would I know about a door code?

I totally can't see the fight, dude. I've got detention after school.

I tried.

I try to help and all I ever do is get hollered at.

I walked into the cafeteria today, Rebeca Miller and Phillip Rust

I wanna be a vampire.

I wanna see Eric kick the crap out of her.

I wanna shoot an Indian.

I want those pan flute bands on the boats to Guantanamo!

I want to apologize

I want to help prosecute the men responsible.

I want to help you.

I want to help!

I want to see the Internet for myself!

I want you all to meet Pioneer Paul.

I want you all to read chapter 7.

I want you morning noon and night, super fun time

I want you to see just how humbled I am,

I want you to welcome Eric Cartmanez.

I was a real jerk and now, they're gonna cut off my mom's boobs.

I was diagnosed seven years ago.

I was just telling your friends about what I expect..

I was just thinking maybe we get through that tunnel.

I was on a lot of pain killers at the time,

I was so close.

I was so happy.

I was wrong to make fun of breast cancer

I was wrong. And I can't let cats take the fall any more.

I will eat my underwear, right here and right now.

I will give you all the money I have to just try. Please.

I will need absolute privacy. Is that understood?

I will play this card to move Kyle back seven spaces.

I will slap your face so super hard.

I wish I had a real flame thrower.

I won't be going to college.

I won't bite.

I won't bite.

I won't do it! You hear me, guy!?

I won't kill you if you don't tell me. I'll kill one of them!

I would like to address a personal matter.

I would love to know so I could help others, but I just don't.

I would never leave you for Bridon.

I would play along, but my girlfriend's here

I wouldn't have a chance with Bridon.

I wrote this song for a very brave little boy.

I...

I... gotta talk to somebody.

I'd be the laughing stock of the men's choir club!

I'd better just... take it down to the basement for now.

I'd give anything to be with Bridon Guermo.

I'd like to see the Oval Office, please.

I'd like to speak with the chief of police!

I'd love to quit singing and dancing forever

I'd rather us be Chinese, than a nation of unethical dick shooters.

I'll be right back.

I'll bet Kenny's home cheesing right now.

I'll bet vampires never get hollered at.

I'll do it! I'll slap the shit out of you!

I'll eat my underwear, Wendy,

I'll give you my attention all night long, Mrs. Miller!

I'll give you power.

I'll go get the money.

I'll have a super fun time till I freaking bleed

I'll just do it one more time. One last time.

I'll just walk away. See?

I'll say.

I'll slap everyone in this goddamn school if I have to!

I'll smack the shit out of you.

I'll tell you why!

I'm I'm really!

I'm a man again.

I'm a man!

I'm a psi vampire. Do you like these sparkles I got?

I'm afraid AIDS benefits aren't as popular as they used to be.

I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do.

I'm afraid we can't.

I'm already on it.

I'm being a dick.

I'm Big Texas Butters and this here's my horse toast.

I'm Butters.

I'm finished talking to you, you slimey corporate dickhead!

I'm finished.

I'm glad that you guys can just keep living.

I'm going slap happy!

I'm going to ask you again, what is the door code to the tunnel?

I'm going to beat the fuckin' shit out of you.

I'm going to break everything that you own.

I'm going to shove your ass,

I'm going to take a look outside.

I'm going to wipe the playground with you right in front of everyone.

I'm gonna change my name to Vladimir.

I'm gonna click on just about everything in sight.

I'm gonna get like a flower.

I'm gonna get like a flower.

I'm gonna go home and kill myself.

I'm gonna kick your ass, that's what I am going to do.

I'm gonna kill you, Cartman!

I'm gonna spend the rest of the evening

I'm gonna talk to my old man tonight!

I'm having a super fun time playing

I'm HIV positive.

I'm human again!

I'm in the tunnel now, Sarah.

I'm in trouble enough as it is.

I'm just a simple blacksmith.

I'm just holding it for a friend.

I'm just not into it.

I'm just saying that your son has some problems.

I'm just trying to engage Wendy

I'm never getting my tonsils out again!

I'm no longer the cool kid.

I'm not a vampire!

I'm not Britney Spears, alright?

I'm not cheesing.

I'm not following you guys anymore.

I'm not going out and arresting Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!

I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm not going to ruin your plans.

I'm not going to the hospital, Mom!

I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.

I'm not just sure, Butters.

I'm not letting go!

I'm not your buddy, friend.

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your friend, guy.

I'm not your guy, buddy.

I'm not your guy, friend!

I'm on it.

I'm online again!

I'm onto something.

I'm out, man.

I'm outta here. See you guys.

I'm pregnant, alright?

I'm really sorry and I don't think we should fight.

I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes."

I'm serious!

I'm shooting this video of myself.

I'm sick of it!

I'm so freaking shocked.

I'm so hungry.

I'm so proud of you, Eric.

I'm so sick of hearing this music everywhere I go!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so...

I'm so...

I'm sorry for giving you AIDS, Kyle.

I'm sorry for what I said, okay?

I'm sorry I gave you HIV, alright?

I'm sorry, but I asked to be left alone.

I'm sorry, but this is impossible.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm sorry, I'm a woman and...

I'm sorry, you'll just have to find somewhere else to...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I gotta go home.

I'm sorry. I just thought of a funny joke.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm still breaking your X Box.

I'm supposed to make a model car with my dad.

I'm sure glad that's over with.

I'm sure it will be one of the top stories.

I'm sure our parents are freaking out right now trying to find us.

I'm sure she's already tried to figure out a way to get out of it.

I'm sure that penis is way more scared of you than you are of it!

I'm talking of course about Peruvian flute bands.

I'm talking of course, about breast cancer.

I'm telling you you're wrong!

I'm way too startled!

I've almost got it.

I've already takin' in the Anderson's cats and the Walinski's.

I've been clean for ten years.

I've been researching it since I got infected.

I've been so worried about what you guys were going to think of me

I've been watching these movies and from the looks of it,

I've decided that I'm done.

I've decided to hang it up.

I've done what you've asked.

I've even seen some guinea spiders out there.

I've even unplugged it and plugged it back in.

I've got the video camera. Got it turned on again.

I've got to get detention fast!

I've gotta see my credit rating, I've gotta send an e mail to Nelson

I've had it with this thing! Fire a warning shot at it!

I've never cheesed once in my life!

I've never heard of something called a door code.

I've only got 2 months to figure out how I want to redecorate,

I've waited a long time for this.

Ice cream?

If being around lots of cash negatively affects the HIV,

If he doesn't get exactly what he wants!

If he wants to play ball, you should let him.

If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys

If I don't do what he wants, he beats me.

If I don't make it back, tell my mom what happened to me.

If I fucked up and led everyone astray...

If I gave you some of my DNA,

If I go outside, there are more Chinese ready to take me down.

If I had a jock for a son,

If my darling Amir gets another Internet girlfriend, I'm gonna kill him!

If that's how you're gonna do it, Butters.

If that's okay. And just maybe...

If there is anyone out there tonight who still doubts

If there's any word of you fighting at school, it is over for you, missy.

If they are the hybrid we're talking about,

If they give you something small, will you end the strike?

If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done.

If we are indeed the greatest thief club in the world...

If we can climb across that,

If we can track him down and isolate his genetic prototype,

If we do it by going around shooting people in the dick.

If we don't leave right now, we're gonna miss the bus,

If we get the right packaging,

If we sneak back inside, we can say we never left, all right?

If we're gonna send him somewhere,

If we've angered you somehow, let us know.

If you are agreeing that we should have more money.

If you are Canadian, then you've got to do your part.

If you can't have babies, then you're a man.

If you cheat and succeed, you're savvy.

If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians...

If you get beat by a girl, everyone would think you're a faggot.

If you got beat by a girl,

If you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee,

If you just call off the fight then I

If you keep putting food back under the wrong letter,

If you know what I mean.

If you mean the law, only law around here is town sheriff McLawdog.

If you really felt bad,

If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese!

If you stick your nose up their crotch and snort their piss, they can kill you!

If you're all trying to make me feel better,

If you're good enough, you can cheat right in front of them!

If you're really sorry, you can say it in front of everyone!

If, however, you like dressing in black because it's fun,

If'n you all was to have such a giant safe,

Ike, don't do it! There's still so much to live for.

Ike, don't jump!

Ike!

Ike?

Ike?

Ike.

Illegal in the city of South Park

Imagine what a photo of her crapping on a squirrel is worth!

In a constructive dialog about breast cancer awareness, Mr. Garrison.

In a private room at their location

In a shocking turn of events...

In a way, it was. I might not have gotten away, but...

In ancient times, humans would commonly

In cities all over the world,

In either Kyle Broflovski or Eric Cartman.

In getting rid of their Peruvian flute bands.

In my butt?

In my butt?

In my butt?

In my butt?

In my butt?

In my butt.

In my butt.

In order to repair it."

In other news tonight, a South Park bio company is coming under fire

In other news tonight:

In that I rely more on the life force energy, per se.

In that way, it won't matter if you get detention.

In the meantime, I got a family who needs the Internet right away.

In the sewers? It can't be safe down there.

In their illness rid lives!

In there! In there!

In this glass of milk?

In throat.

In unholy darkness and thus do,

Indiana Jones, all right!

Indy!

Innocent, playful children who were stricken

Instead, Canada Appreciation Day was mocked worldwide!

Internet activity in all sectors, sir.

Into a little asshole sports person like yourself?

Invasion pwan!

Ironic how?

Ironic.

Is already on her way to being a major superstar.

Is because you haven't been taught

Is considered one of the most difficult

Is freaking retarded.

Is going to be an endless hive of conformist,

Is it possible that...

Is Kyle laughing out there?

Is McCain online?

Is no different than it was in gladiator times.

Is on his way to the middle of nowhere.

Is one of the most important things you can do.

Is that clear?

Is that how everyone feels?

Is that really necessary, sir?

Is that true, Eric? Did you give Kyle AIDS?

Is that what you think?

Is that women can have babies.

Is there a problem, gentlemen?

Is there a problem?

Is this pretty close?

Isn't that great? He's just getting high on life.

Isn't this cool?

It ain't right to take advantage of somebody

It all comes down to this.

It all goes wrong!

It appears that some kids in school are getting high

It appears that we have no Internet here at News 4.

It attacked the guards, got out of its holding cell.

It cannot be stopped.

It could be anywhere!

It could be nationwide.

It could come back.

It could one day be gone forever.

It didn't make any sense, Stan.

It doesn't matter.

It has a dance along part.

It hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent...

It is at our most challenging times

It is fat little lump that needs to be destroyed.

It is finished!

It is natural.

It is?

It it's Channel 4 News.

It just keeps getting better and better.

It made me realize that I want America to be safe,

It makes me want to...

It means you're about to get slapped,

It must be something else.

It must not have been what was causing it.

It now appears that thousands of people from Denmark...

It really won't happen again.

It says this DVD sold more copies than any DVD ever made.

It says,

It seems like that preppy Mike McCalsky kid started all this.

It seems we have no way of stopping it.

It should be the most horrible, most miserable place on Earth.

It stung me! It stung me!

It took us a long time to narrow it down,

It turns out you think I'm cool no matter what!

It was a one in a billion fluke.

It was just completely phoned in.

It was wrong of me

It went this way?

It will be a few years before digital distribution...

It worked, Linda.

It works awesome on Japs!

It's It's change!

It's a damn shame too. Old ways were better.

It's a glass of milk I poured for myself.

It's a guinea bear!

It's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet.

It's a very simple operation.

It's a wall of ancient drawings.

It's about a mile down the road.

It's all about cancer now.

It's all for you.

It's all of America, Kyle.

It's all over, Linda!

It's all right there in front of you, Detective.

It's all right. We got somebody better.

It's all right. You've got it, no problem

It's all still here!

It's already started.

It's an old H 7 series. You can break this baby in 30 minutes.

It's an old mine shaft, but Pioneer Village was sued when a kid died in it,

It's awful!

It's back!

It's back? It's back!

It's bad, sir.

It's been three days now

It's Britney Watch!

It's Britney Wowtch!

It's Britney, bitch.

It's Canada on strike.

It's Canada on strike.

It's Canada on strike.

It's Canada on strike.

It's clear.

It's easy for us to think we can just use up all the Internet we want.

It's easy. Watch.

It's furry.

It's going to be okay! We just can't panic!

It's gonna go real slow like.

It's gonna kill us!

It's gotta be our turn soon.

It's gotta be the Komfort Inn. That's the nicest hotel in South Park.

It's Hamburger Helper

It's her.

It's incredible.

It's just gone.

It's just I've been really preoccupied lately.

It's just maybe,

It's just not the same.

It's Kenny.

It's like humans have never been to this part of Peru.

It's like my whole life has just been one big screw up, you know?

It's like nobody even cares that there's vampires at the school.

It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

It's like there's more vampire kids every freakin' day.

It's like they sent us to No Man's Land.

It's like, the world doesn't respect Canada at all, ey.

It's McCain. We did it.

It's my dad.

It's natural, tonight, to feel some disappointment.

It's not a big deal. We can just watch American comedy.

It's not a Peruvian flute band. It's...

It's not for nothing!

It's not just the press. Everyone agrees.

It's not okay.

It's not where I aimed, honest!

It's not working, Gerald.

It's Obama, Obama.

It's okay, Ike. Obama will do fine.

It's okay, Shelley.

It's okay, Stan! Everything's changed.

It's okay, you'll be in the North Pole soon.

It's okay.

It's okay. If you have a little fint.

It's okay. If you have a little fint.

It's okay. Just some construction outside

It's okay. My kids are here.

It's only the most popular thing with kids in our age group!

It's our fault. The people who use cats for their sweet urine.

It's over, all right?

It's over!

It's over!

It's over?

It's over.

It's real fucking funny, Kyle!

It's so big and disgusting!

It's starting to look that way, yeah.

It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!

It's still chaos out the window.

It's still here.

It's supposed to be solid green.

It's the Big Texas Butters show!

It's the internet video that has already seen over ten million views.

It's the newest drug craze. And it's killing your kids!

It's the Terrance and Phillip show.

It's time for Canada... to strike!

It's up to you and me, Butters.

It's very furry!

It's what you must also say when caught cheating.

It's where I buy all my supplies an' sich.

It's working!

It's wrong.

It's, it's over?

It's... Britney Watch!

Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids? Click.

Japanese girls puking each other's mouths.

Jeez, cops are looking for us everywhere.

Jeez.

Jeez. It's already happening. Society's breaking down.

Jeez. You're no fun.

Jesus Christ, can you believe that asshole?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! Do you have no sense of self respect?

Jesus Christ! He shot that guy!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, it's all over for me!

Jesus, it's all over for me!

Jesus, it's statewide.

Jesus, they can't kill it.

Jesus, they're everywhere!

Jesus, this thing is worldwide?

Jesus.

Jesus. Everyone's gonna go to Starbucks now.

Jesus...

Jimmy Buffet!

Jimmy Buffet!

Jimmy Buffet?

Jimmy..

Join the club.

Join together!

Jus Just give him anything.

Just a minute to go in the first quarter.

Just a pretty plain old ordinary bedroom.

Just as soon as our Internet is back.

Just be gentle.

Just be President and First Lady for a while?

Just before the last Superbowl,

Just bring out Elton John already!

Just checking out the new digs.

Just get the hell out of here!

Just give me a chance and I can cure you.

Just give me the opportunity.

Just go easy on him, huh?

Just go right back to your room and sing a ballad, mister!

Just how bad things would be without it!

Just keep entering the calculations. I'll be right back, m'kay?

Just keep on e mailing till my fingers are sore to the bone.

Just let me go.

Just like a lot of people lately have forgot

Just like what happened!

Just look at all these fine Canadians in your school.

Just make sure you don't blow the transformers along with the tunnel

Just more money. You know.

Just real real quick. Just real quick.

Just remember that.

Just stay down, Shelley. It can't come in here.

Just the way I like it.

Just this one time, let's, let's all stop before it's too late, huh?

Justice!

Keep the hostages from talking and search for holdouts.

Keep track of your partner!

Keeping you up to date with all your Britney Spears news!

Keeping you up to date with all your Britney Spears news!

Kenny, all you did after the cat peed in your face

Kenny, get out of here!

Kenny, I know we're supercool and everything.

Kenny, Kenny, wake up!

Kenny, knock it off! What's wrong with you?

Kenny, we need to have a serious talk.

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny! Kenny!

Kenny. There's a vampire on the loose.

Kenny's!

Kick the shit out of him, Wendy!

Kids also refer to it as 'the cheese game',

Kids are doing this?

Kids at school are starting to change.

Kids do it because it's legal.

Kids these days!

Kids, everyone together.

Kids, get back in the car. We can go to the Mac store.

Kids, kids. I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.

Kill me!

Killing our kids?

Kind of seems a little odd, I guess, but...

Kind of.

Knew this was going to happen.

Knock it off! Right now!

Know anywhere else we can stay? We're... heading out Californee way.

Kyle thinks that HIV is funny, so we're going to make him look funny

Kyle, have you been getting high?

Kyle, hold on, you asshole.

Kyle, I need to use your Internet.

Kyle, no!

Kyle, should we call it even stevens now?

Kyle, stop it!

Kyle, the thing about tattling is that tattling's bad.

Kyle, we need to try to find

Kyle, what the F?

Kyle, what the fuck is going on now?

Kyle, what?

Kyle, where are you going?

Kyle, you can't keep doing this.

Kyle, you're supposed to tell Cartman he's being racist or something.

Kyle!

Kyle!

Kyle! Kyle, can we talk to you for a minute, please?

Kyle?

Kyle? Kyle!

Kyle. Kyle, you gotta get out here!

La muerte peludo!

La muerte peludo!

La muerte peludo!

La muerte peludo!

Ladies and gentlemen,our nation and our world is facing

Large doses of concentrated cash!

Last night with your mom!

Last week was my birthday.

Last week, I stopped a guinea pirate from taking over the Earth

Leader appears to be a fifth grader.

Leader of the WGA.

Learn what's on the test before they give it to you,

Learned to support their local Peruvian flute bands.

Leave "Chocolate Rain" guy alone!

Leave Clyde frog alone.

Leave her alone! I'm serious!

Leave him alone!

Leave him alone!

Leave the panda alone!

Leave Tron guy alone!

Leave us alone.

Let go of each other!

Let go or else I'll put a bullet through your hands and make you let go!

Let it begin!

Let me go!

Let me handle this.

Let me see if it feels right in my hand.

Let me talk to you guys out here.

Let other countries fend for themselves.

Let the others in.

Let us in now!

Let us make it abundantly clear...

Let's do it in the butt. Okay.

Let's do it in the butt. Okay.

Let's get out of these freakin' Gap clothes.

Let's get some Brazilian fart porn in there!

Let's get to it.

Let's go get 'em out!

Let's go hit the bumper cars!

Let's go live!

Let's go over there

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's head over this way, guys.

Let's hear it for Gerald!

Let's hope to Christ this works

Let's just face it.

Let's just face it.

Let's just go! Let's just go!

Let's see what's in there.

Let's see what's in there.

Let's see. Interracial gang bang. Click.

Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle.

Lezbo.

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,

Like every kid doesn't have some problems!

Like sniffing glue, guzzling cough medicine,

Like sniffing glue, or licking toads

Listen! Stay back! Stay back!

Little boy, are you sure you haven't taken it

Little boy, have you been having unprotected anal sex?

Little Kyle here is infected with HIV.

Little Stanley was tired and hungry.

Live, from Chicago, Illinois, it's Decision 2008.

Live, from Las Vegas, it's the MTV Video Music Awards.

Living witnesses to the terror that had been seen.

London has something for everyone.

Long considered to be the most thief proof structure ever built.

Look at Kenny's lunch! A bologna sandwich and water!

Look at me, Wendy.

Look at that thing!

Look at that.

Look at that. No lights on, nothing.

Look at the scoreboard, amigo.

Look at yourself!

Look out everyone, there's some killer titties on the loose.

Look out, Indy!

Look them in the eyes and tell them you won't take them in.

Look, buddy. Me and Phillip need to go home for a bit.

Look, Garrison, my wife didn't want

Look, guys, the world is changing.

Look, guys. We have to stay strong.

Look, honey, I ordered us some books on Amazon.

Look, I don't want to argue with you about the merits of cheating.

Look, I found this at the rear of the park.

Look, I just want you to know, if you want to, you know,

Look, I should be getting to class.

Look, I think we need to find a way out under the city.

Look, I told you, I had a cat.

Look, if you... you do find Internet, let us know, will ya?

Look, it's just, it's just one of those... Jenkins home security locks.

Look, just come in at recess and shoot some balls with the team.

Look, kid,

Look, maybe it's time you all face reality!

Look, see that traffic signal down there?

Look, shouldn't you be serving people drinks or something? Get outta here!

Look, Stan, they had beef jerky back then.

Look, uh, Steven.

Look, uh, we feel really bad, and, and we wanna help Britney however we can.

Look, we don't know what you're talking about.

Look, we're from Colorado. We grew up in the United States!

Look, we're just trying to get by here.

Look, what happened, happened.

Look, wherever we are, I think we better keep moving.

Look, you guys are gonna end up killing her.

Look, you guys might be fine with being outcasts

Look!

Look! The flashing yellow light is steady green now!

Looks like next harvest would be even better.

Looks like the pan flute music is driving away giant guinea pigs?

Looks like they've gotten to him, too.

Looks the same to me.

Los Angeles, okay. Uh, I have a 2:00 flight.

Losers!

Losers!

Losers.

Lots of kids have diabetes, and you shouldn't be...

Lots of us fellas came here for that reason.

Louder! Louder!

Louder. Get down there, boy.

Lunchtime's almost over. Should we drink some more blood?

M'kay, and then it says we hit command "Y"

M'kay, and we type in

M'kay, because nobody likes a tattle tail, m'kay.

M'kay, kids. I'm gonna need to get some clarification on this.

M'kay, let's see. A right click is the upper right...

M'kay, now, right click on menu item "Equate all"

M'kay, so now the computer will show a command bar.

M'kay. Okay.

Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize...

Ma'am, please.

Ma'am?

Machu Picchu, sir?

Magic Johnson has some kind of resistance to the virus, Kyle.

Magic Johnson, here we come!

Magic Johnson?

Magic, Magic, could you come to the front for a minute?

Make a run for that door, okay?

Make my day.

Make no mistake...

Make sure all pan flute music CDs are contained.

Make sure Kyle can't find it.

Malita! Malita, hold on!

Man, I sure got what was coming to me.

Man, it's almost time for school to start.

Man, what's the point?!

Man, you have to do something, Stan.

Manana, sera el ambarque de barcos!

Many people had died, but mankind had prevailed.

March out of the halls.

Mark down the flute band's location

Marsh family gathered for another dinner.

Max.

Maybe give this president thing a shot.

Maybe he thinks I'm dead.

Maybe he's right. I better be careful how I look.

Maybe he's the way to stopping it.

Maybe I'll run for vice president again in 2009!

Maybe not.

Maybe Obama will be all right.

Maybe the boys all ran away.

Maybe there's something you've come into contact with

Maybe they're right, Brian. I mean, this is a special circumstance that

Maybe we could have stopped them.

Maybe we should look at it, sir.

Maybe you are on our side and maybe you aren't,

Maybe you can forget what happened, but I can't.

Maybe you can go live with the Danish!

Maybe you should just talk to her.

Maybe you'll think next time you act you...

Maybe your clout at school has slipped a little?

Maybe, just, maybe,

McCain,

Me and my friends are as guilty as all of you, but

Me too!

Me? You're the one talking about killer titties.

Meet the presidential escape tunnel.

Mexicans are told not to cheat.

Michelle and I head back into the tunnel

Michelle, it's Sarah

Michelle, there's something I need to tell you.

Michelle, we need you to do a different scan hack

Michels? Harrison? Anybody?

Might be some Internet, sure,

Might even click on a pop up ad just for the heck of it.

Million

Mister David Palmer of Colorado Springs!

Mister Garrison!

Mitch, these boys could be onto something.

Mitch?

Mitch?

Mmm yeahhh. You like that.

Mom, Dad!

Mom, I can't see!

Mom, I just gotta do a couple more things.

Mom, I'm i Chatting with my boyfriend in Montana!

Mom, the Chinese are gonna get me!

Mom, you said nothing would go wrong!

Mom! Dad!

Mom! Mom, I gotta tell you something!

Monitor us in a private room?

More guinea pigs seem to be moving in from all directions.

More keen than which hell scarcely knows.

More money from where?

More preppy straight A students turning into vampires.

Most highly concentrated level and try it on one of them.

Most troubling for her is the fact that her disguise has total camel toe.

Move, move, move!

Mr. Aboutmen, you seem to...

Mr. Cartmanez is here to make sure you all get into college.

Mr. Cartmanez.

Mr. Garett!

Mr. Garrison, do we really need all this potty talk in the classroom?

Mr. Guermo, we need to come in and have a word with your son.

Mr. Kitty, you'll have to live in the attic for now.

Mr. Kitty! Sssh!

Mr. Marsh, you have to move. It isn't safe to be here.

Mr. Marsh, you have to move. It isn't...

Mr. Obama? Sir?

Mrs. Broflovski, has your son ever had a blood transfusion?

Mrs. Palin, have you seen or heard from John McCain?

Ms. Spears was spotted at a mountain campground,

Ms. Spears, these boys wanted to say something.

Ms. Spears, uh...

Murderin' Murphy's gonna kill Pioneer Paul!

My arm! My arm!

My awesome teaching skills is gonna earn me three hundred bucks!

My baby has HIV!

My boys? Really? Send them in.

My car is right here.

My class unless you want to be suspended!

My cousins in Florida, said kids in their school get high over catpee.

My fellow Canadians!

My friend was ****d last Memorial Day weekend.

My friends, while the entire country is busy reacting to the election,

My friends. This is the greatest victory in Canadian history.

My girls need somebody better than a world class diamond thief.

My God, are you telling me...

My God!

My god!

My God! What is that thing?

My God.

My God.

My grandma gave me a check for $100.

My internet thing was bigger than anybody's.

My Internet's not working. I gotta use yours.

My job was to pretend to be married to this bozo

My kids ain't here?

My kitchen is full of very healthy food.

My little brother fell out the window!

My little brother is gonna die.

My mom has muscular dystrophy

My name is Craig Tucker.

My name is Craig Tucker.

My name is Kyle Broflovski.

My name is Kyle Broflovski.

My parents said that if I fight

My parents were so happy.

My penis came back. But why?

My penis!

My report today is on breast cancer awareness.

My school life is over

My soul doth dreadful vigils keep,

My two children, they tried to load a Web page.

My vampire teeth even fell out when I bit into it!

My wife had ovarian cancer, so she can't have babies.

My wife?

Name?

Need to get out.

New reports are coming in from cities all over the world.

Next on Fox News.

Next? Brady, John H.

Next? Nelson, Peter T.

Nice form, compadre.

Nice looking corn.

Nicely done, B.

No doubt now that she's had plastic surgery in the past.

No doubt, Tom, that girl has major issues.

No fucking way I'm doing it.

No Internet...

No ma'am, there isn't going to be a fight.

No matter how many times you say I cheated,

No matter what he does.

No matter what I do, this kid just won't stop.

No matter what I do, this kid just won't stop.

No matter who they are!

No more browsing for no apparent reason,

No more mindlessly surfing on our laptops

No more neglect, we want respect.

No more worries or cares, super fun time

No no, Mr. Kitty. I know you like Rufus but he has to fend for himself.

No playa la musica en la promenade! No es bueno!

No son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jock!

No trabajar aqui! Vaya!

No way, dude.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No word yet, Tom, but it could be over the embarrassment

No, as a matter of fact, Jimmy Buffet came instead.

No, Dad, we gotta take Kyle's brother to the hospital.

No, don't. You're wasting your time.

No, dude. Listen.

No, everyone's out partying in the streets.

No, fuck off. I'm not doing it!

No, I don't really know where he went.

No, I mean, she literally doesn't have most of her brain!

No, I think the girls just like that Bridon kid.

No, I'm Catholic. I think abortion is wrong.

No, I'm not a vampire.

No, I'm not scared.

No, I'm sick of singing!

No, if you're really sorry and you want to apologize to me,

No, it isn't Strep.

No, it uses natural gas.

No, it's a guinea mouse, stupid!

No, it's not.

No, it's true. We've always hated you.

No, Kyle, not Clyde frog.

No, listen to me.

No, mister, it's time for night night.

No, no, if you cheat and fail, you're a cheater.

No, no, no,

No, no, no. I'm not doing it.

No, no, not the X Box, Kyle.

No, no, this is a joke, right?

No, no, we're locking it away until tomorrow.

No, no, you listen to me!

No, no! It's okay. We are Chinese perparu.

No, no! Not like that! That's just silly.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no. I wouldn't say that.

No, no. It's ridiculous.

No, no. Sing it!

No, please!

No, really, we've always thought you suck.

No, she doesn't.

No, sir, there's been a big misunderstanding.

No, sir, we checked the entire map.

No, sir. We diverted all the resources away

No, stop! ****!

No, sweetie, the Chinese aren't going to get you.

No, that never occurs to you.

No, that's not true, Ike.

No, the American people don't want to stone people to death anymore.

No, they said they were too young to drink caffeine,

No, they're vamp.

No, this can't happen!

No, wait, I just clicked on the kitty. I got it.

No, wait.

No, we don't have Internet either.

No, why?

No, you aren't.

No, you got it wrong. We aren't the Chinese.

No, you would...

No, you're not going to die, Eric.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Ah, Clyde Frog!

No! All right, Kyle. Magic Johnson, Kyle!

No! Don't open the

No! How did you get here?

No! I'm telling you this isn't like Craig at all.

No! It wasn't long enough! No!

No! Leave us alone!

No! No es bueno! No trabajar aqui!

No! No, goddammit, No!

No! No, listen, Kyle.

No! No, wait! I haven't entered the shipping information!

No! No!

No! No! No! No!

No! Nobody's is!

No! Nooo!

No! Teacher! Teacher!

No! That's impossible!

No! Travis, no!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, we were just wondering if...

No. Dad, can we just talk?

No. I have no idea what you're talking about, Kyle.

No. No, come on, leave me alone.

No. No, I'm not going to Peru!

No. No, our Internet can't be broken.

No. No, sir. Everything okay in there?

No. No, this isn't going to work.

No. No, wait! We just got good at this.

No. No, we have to stop them.

No. No, what am I thinking. I shouldn't do this.

No. No.

No. No...

No. Please. Don't hurt me.

No. What are you doing to do to him?

Nobody deserves this illness, Stan!

Nobody knows anything. It's like the boys just vanished.

Nobody knows where Denmark is.

Nobody likes hanging out with people who complain all the time.

Nobody likes Jimmy Buffet except for frat boys

Nobody moves, you got that? Don't touch us!

Nobody takes us Canadians seriously!

Nobody understands pure love!

Nobody will even listen to me.

Nobody!

Nobody's going anywhere until the police arrive!

Nobody's going to let him do a musical!

None of the other kids have seen them since the...

None of what that Homeland Security guy does make sense!

Noo ooh. Noo oh.

Noo!

Noo! I'm not gonna look like an idiot!

Nope, not at all.

Nope.

Not "Peruvian", retards. Peru! It's right here!

Not a big deal?

Not a cheat if you rank up!

Not anymore we don't. Everything's different now.

Not at all.

Not destroying it.

Not exactly.

Not for trying to make an easy buck!

Not getting busted always is, Butters. Come on.

Not me!

Not me! I'm a squirrel!

Not me! Not me, not me!

Not now, Butters.

Not that deep, retard.

Not that hard. If you want it.

Not that hard. If you want it.

Not the X Wait, just wait a second!

Not this time.

Not understand how global economics works. I think...

Not yet, but we've confirmed thatyou now have the virus that causes AIDS.

Nothing can stop me!

Nothing takes priority over Chocolate Rain.

Nothing!

Nothing. LSAT is down, and no answer at RCU.

Now a cat is in our home. And it's too tempting!

Now as soon as they tell us their invasion plan,

Now darling, calm down.

Now fight for the Locknar trophy!

Now hold on.

Now I want a plan in place to take Peru out once and for all.

Now I've got goth kids in my entire section.

Now just lead a review over whatever Mr. Garrison's been teaching you

Now kids, I understand that you are very into this "vampire" thing,

Now let's see some beastiality.

Now let's you just drop them pants.

Now some of you might wanna meet Abigail at the candle makin' house.

Now they're gonna be in a show together?

Now they're gonna know we've been cheating all along!

Now wait just a minute!

Now we might go to the frickin' Gap and buy normal clothes.

Now what is this fighting all about?

Now you all think I'm a fag.

Now you happy?

Now you will reorganize this entire pantry and you will do it right.

Now, Shelley!

Now, Stanley.

Now, wait a minute! Everyone just stop for one minute!

Now, would you mind telling me what Hamburger Helper is doing

O ho ho, oh houch, that's gotta be embarrassing.

O... kay.

Obama hasn't been elected four hours

Obama is president.

Obama said things would be different.

Obama!

Obama! Obama!

Obama! Obama! Obama!

Obama! Obama! Obama!

Obviously Craig has gotten them into some kind of trouble!

Of all the times to get AIDS, I get it right

Of course a new Hot Topic must have come to town. Duh.

Of course not. Smoking's bad for you.

Of course.

Of media on the internet can be monetized...

Of one very special little boy who is living with HIV.

Of the boob job scar video we showed just, just now.

Of the Olympic opening ceremonies from Beijing!

Of the striking Canadians.

Officer, we need to get an APB out on those titties.

Oh boy, he's cheesed out of his mind!

Oh boy, now, Leslie, this seems like a really bad camel toe offense.

Oh boy, what's she done now?

Oh crap!

Oh dude, lame.

Oh God, I can't wait to get out of this dress.

Oh God, I'm bored already.

Oh jeez.

Oh Jesus. No no, I can't hide you all.

Oh man, hasn't this place been fascinating, Butters?

Oh man, hasn't this place been fascinating, Butters?

Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on Kyle's face

Oh man, she's totally lip syncing.

Oh my God, she's really gotten chubby.

Oh my God, the police are looking for us!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God. The Chinese are here.

Oh my Jesus Christ monkeyballs.

Oh my!

Oh my!

Oh nice...

Oh no, are we in trouble?

Oh no, it wasn't me. It was this spooky ghost!

Oh no!

Oh no! I'm not sneaking out! I'll get in trouble!

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh oh, no no, I cannot possibly take in another.

Oh well, thank you.

Oh well, well. Get over it, druggy. Jeez.

Oh, and what, I deserve it?

Oh, by all means.

Oh, crap. Ike?

Oh, creatures of the night, I seek audience to engage with thee

Oh, doctor, did you find anything? Is it Strep?

Oh, dude, was that yesterday? We forgot.

Oh, dude, you shot him in the dick.

Oh, dude!

Oh, geez!

Oh, God, please! You have to get away. He won't ever stop!

Oh, God, what a relief!

Oh, God, what have they done?

Oh, God, what have we done?

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God! Somebody make it stop!

Oh, God! Somebody make it stop!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Going down the stairs now.

Oh, God. I think they're gonna drink blood now!

Oh, God. Look!

Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm so startled.

Oh, God. What are we going to do?

Oh, harro prease! Bing bao ching chong!

Oh, hello Marsh!

Oh, here he goes with the ego again.

Oh, here's the doctor now.

Oh, I just don't know what I liked better:

Oh, I mean,

Oh, I thought you were a tough kid.

Oh, I'm glad that's over with.

Oh, I'm much more than that.

Oh, it stings.

Oh, it's so easy for you, Mackey, you have a penis!

Oh, jeez, Britney!

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Jesus, there's another one!

Oh, Jesus. Now is not the time, B.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Butters, what are you doing?

Oh, look! Stan's eating a tater tot.

Oh, man!

Oh, man. You've got to be kidding me.

Oh, Mr. Aboutmen.

Oh, my God, what was that?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! We're gonna make so much fucking money, you guys!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. What is that thing?

Oh, my phone's going ringy.

Oh, my poor little baby!

Oh, neat o! It's one of those Peruvian pan flute bands!

Oh, nice, Butters, you big tattle tail!

Oh, no way! Look!

Oh, no, thank you so much for your time.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no? Are you sure?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What I'd do this time?

Oh, please! No reason!

Oh, please! You have to do something!

Oh, please. "Laughing Baby" had four times as many views as you.

Oh, police are here!

Oh, poopsiekins, be nice.

Oh, psych! She must be back at the train station; come on!

Oh, really? Goodie!

Oh, shit!

Oh, stop! We're not friends!

Oh, thank God. The police are here! We're safe!

Oh, that startled me!

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's cool.

Oh, that's cool. Well come on, Eric, we need to catch up with everyone.

Oh, that's fun!

Oh, that's good. Ohh!

Oh, that's where I put those.

Oh, this is only the beginning, Davis.

Oh, this sucks! I can't jack off to this!

Oh, uh, you know, all over cancer.

Oh, we're supporting unions.

Oh, welcome, partner.

Oh, well uh,

Oh, well, that's a relief.

Oh, Wendy...

Oh, what exactly does that entail, Doctor?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I guess that's true.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's not even noticeable.

Oh, yeah...

Oh, yes. Harro prease. We are Chinese people.

Oh, you boys are like that, huh?

Oh, you do, huh?

Oh, you got it. Nice.

Oh, you have HIV, huh, Kyle?

Oh! Fuck, Kyle!

Oh! Me, me! Me! Me!

Oh? Does it run on electricity?

Oh.

Oh. Negotiating hard ball, are we?

Oh. Yeah, I I don't trust banks.

Oho, that's one to nothing, amigo.

Okay children, let's all take our seats.

Okay, Barack. Tell me what's going on.

Okay, but Dad, you gotta listen to me.

Okay, come on!

Okay, darling. Main Street...

Okay, Eric, that's enough you smart ass.

Okay, Eric.

Okay, everyone take a silly bus and pass it to the amigo behind you.

Okay, let's eat.

Okay, let's go. Your turn.

Okay, mommy.

Okay, now there's sparks shooting out my eye.

Okay, okay, I'm freaked out.

Okay, okay.

Okay, people. Time to disperse.

Okay, ready Kenny?

Okay, students,

Okay, that's totally true.

Okay, we are experiencing some...

Okay, we get it.

Okay, we have time for one more report before recess.

Okay, you can't get into the museum from any side

Okay, you start on defense, amigo.

Okay!

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good.

Okay. Obviously something different has shown up.

Okay. Okay, Wendy...

Okay. So we've been asked to show you a video...

Okay... We're running now!

On a new system, in an hour? Are you nuts?

On an ancient Incan wall, Craig?

On an ancient temple prophecy wall, butt wipe!

On some students who need it most.

On the northeast side, a seven five laser system.

On this plan and you finally pulled it off.

Once again we apologize, but we cannot bring you the news.

Once the ear fully forms, it can be transplanted onto a person.

Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths

Once you're inside,

One brave nine year old boy

One more over here!

One more thing, Franz: I want my share of the take now.

One more thing?

One of our friends was ****d in Peru. It was very traumatic.

One of the greatest most titties.

One of the pan flute bands was caught trying to escape.

One, two, three, four. Canada deserves more... money.

One, two, three, four. Canada deserves more... money.

One: Your child seems distant, preoccupied.

One.

One... two...

Only difference is that now, Americans like to watch people

Only to wind up in land of the giants lost world.

Onto laboratory mice.

Ooh, this one again?

Or 'vitamine cheese', or 'Mary Jane piss in your face fun time'

Or else they're gonna find you.

Or else you can lose the biggest game of your lives.

Or fermenting feces, or huffing paint.

Or I will slap you

Or if he tried to kill himself.

Or in outer space or something.

Or it'll be worthless when Garrett shuts down the grid.

Or just sit there and drink coffee all night, again?

Or the witty anecdotes of the townspeople.

Or the witty anecdotes of the townspeople.

Or will it be gone forever?

Or you can head over to the general store.

Or you get locked up forever with the other flute bands.

Or: "Do you feel like cheesing, guys?"

Or: "Dude, I'm cheesing my F ing brains out right now!"

Other countries have lots of money.

Our boys were last seen hanging out with your son Craig.

Our friend was ****d, Stan.

Our house... It has no Internet.

Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower.

Our pantry is always kept organized alphabetically.

Our son is a catpee addict.

Our son is groundable once more.

Our teacher said we have to hold hands the whole time we're here!

Over 100 times!

Over and over again.

Over here, Ms. Spears. Right over here, Ms. Spears.

Over here!

Over here. This looks like an office.

Ow, that hurt my brains.

Owww.

Partner, them are some funny words you're using.

Party's over.

Pass me the ball, Craig, you stupid asshole!

Pass me the ball.

Paul Harris is at the shopping promenade.

Peanut now stuck

People are going to be frightened of us because they don't understand

People are ridiculing Britney Spears.

People dying!

People just aren't gonna let up.

People need to understand the seriousness of this illness

Perhaps a Peruvian flute band mated with one of our females.

Peru.

Peru.

Peruvian flute bands will never stop annoying us

Pick one lovely girl, adorn her with jewels, treat her like a goddess,

Pick up the whole computer

Ping po ching cho.

Pioneer Village has a lot to teach us all.

Pioneer Village is now closed for the day.

Platform 4F.

Please, can't you ask some other way?

Please, I don't know where else to turn.

Please, if you must take anyone,

Please, Mr. and Mrs. Tucker,

Please! What do you want?

Poopsiekins, wake up.

Poor ol' Kyle.

Poor old John McCain. He looks real sad.

Por favor, buy our CDs de musica!

Pot's illegal too. But people still manage to find it.

President Obama.

President of the World Canadian Bureau.

President.

Pretty nice not having any Peruvian flute music there, I suspect?

Pretty soon the whole school

Principal Victoria!

Principal Victoria! Over here!

Probably doesn't matter.

Probably doesn't matter.

Probably, shou shouldn't have told you that just now, 'mkay.

Problem is, the more you go into that world...

Puked up all over my floor.

Pull off that little ol' bitty... shirt there, too.

Put to death through magazines and photographs.

Que le llevara a bahia Guantanamo!

Quick! Are you ready? We gotta jump!

Quiet, quiet. Let me deal with this.

Quincy shuts down the grid,

Randy, I can't get my e mail to open.

Randy, I swear to God if you don't put that thing away...

Randy, off the Internet.

Randy, the storeroom! We've got to get to the storeroom!

Randy, we have plenty of video of us eating dinner.

Randy, where are you going?

Randy, will you put down that camera?

Randy, will you put that thing down?

Randy, will you stop doing that?

Randy!

Randy. What happened?

****d Indiana Jones in the new film.

Rated number four of the ten most precious diamonds in the world.

Really welcome silence, Tom.

Really, Ike, that's like five feet off the ground. Don't do it.

Really, really high, 'mkay.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? What are you gonna do about it, Wendy?

Really? You think that's best?

Really. Do you guys even smoke?

Recess is almost over.

Recycling is important and it will save our planet

Red Cross volunteers will direct you to your campsite.

Remember how that movie made you feel.

Remember the time I sang La Cuca Rancha...

Remember to bring that sexiness to it.

Reports of attacks are coming in

Right here! Right here!

Right in front of everyone.

Right now, everyone thinks Butters is way cooler than any of you.

Right now, I would like all students of Canadian descent in this school to stand up.

Right now?

Right now.

Right out of a chance at life.

Right underneath the Smithsonian National History Museum.

Right, boys?

Right, Starbucks!

Right. So when you think about it, we're the Canadians of Europe.

Right. We need to take her home.

Right. You just play pan flute music at the mall

Robert Pooner has more.

Ron, I'm standing in South Mark, Colorado,

Run!

Running while they **** him over and over again.

Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch.

Sacrificed? For what?

Sasha and Malia, I love you both more than you can imagine.

Say hey, guys.

Say they have tried cheesing at least once.

Say, Philip, I just bought this new hybrid car.

School children are often experimenting with dangerous ways to get high, 'mkay.

Scientists have just discovered the cure for AIDS.

Scott Malkinson for Christ's sake!

Scott Malkinson has a lisp and diabetes!

Scrambles. So good to have you back.

Screw you, Kyle.

Screw you.

Scums. How could you?

Sector Bravo, no activity.

See how diverse they are.

See that flashing orange light in the middle?

See what we can find.

See you in the morning...

See, there's these kids at school

See? He's tattling again.

See? Isn't it cool back here? It's all dark and isolated.

Seems a penis broke in and tried to eat their cheese.

Seems like all of America has forgot that HIV is a serious disease.

Senator McCain?

Senator?

Serves you right, assholes.

Set 'em up!

Set up the satellite relay, check for alternate routes out of the area.

Sharon is here with me.

Sharon, you're going to be really glad

Sharon, you're gonna be really glad

Shave your balls? Why would you shave your balls?

She apologized and begged me not to fight her.

She can't be around all this right now.

She chickened out.

She could end up getting really hurt, Stan.

She doesn't have any lips!

She doesn't have most of her brain!

She has nowhere else to go.

She is pissed off.

She looked tired, she looked fat, she didn't have a head.

She must... die.

She said he could get any girl he wants

She said it again.

She should be doing right now?

She sure seems confident.

She told me she doesn't wanna fight.

She was bound to get noticed:

She was sporting toe like never before, Brian.

She's a woman, but then she got a sex change and became a man,

She's been built up to be sacrificed, Stan!

She's coming. She's coming.

She's dead.

She's gonna fight.

She's gonna kick my ass in front of everyone.

She's just stuck, Stan.

She's mine, you little asshole!

She's not gonna show up to a fight, dawg.

She's such a train wreck!

She's... alive.

Sheila! Come look at this!

Shelley, give your brother his ticket back!

Shelley, off the Internet. It's bedtime.

Shelley, whoa, stop, stop!

Shelley. Shelley Marsh?

Shemales! Let's try shemales. Click.

Shit.

Shoot people in the dick like that.

Shooting a guy in the dick?

Short. And little fluffy ears.

Should be almost below the museum.

Should we just call it truce?

Shouldn't we wait for everyone to arrive before we get started?

Shut up already!

Shut up and fight!

Shut up man, you royally screwed us all!

Shut up, Scott Malkinson.

Shut up!

Shut up! Put your hands behind your head! Do it now!

Sights. Theater. And wonderful street performers.

Silicon Valley, Californee!

Since the guinea pigs and the guinea bees attacked.

Sir, good news. Looks like we did it.

Sir, I promise you,

Sir, is everything all right?

Sir, please. I'm supposed to get laid for the first time on Saturday.

Sir, sir, could we talk to you for just a second?

Sir, there's been a misunderstanding. Could I talk to you for a minute?

Sir, we believe we have bigger problems right now than pan flute bands.

Sir, we might want to get a unit down to the Italian restaurant on Kentner.

Sir, we're doing everything we can.

Sir, we've got a bigger problem.

Sir, you better come quick.

Sir! Sir, we have a bit of a problem.

Sir?

Sir?

Sir?

Sister, you don't know the half of it.

Sit up properly, Bridon.

Slap it! I slap it!

So all of a sudden, you Justin and Britney wannabes

So everyone thinks I did a good job?

So furry!

So give us some of that money!

So he got HIV like 50 years ago.

So he needs everyone to think the strike was for something.

So here's the revised schedule...

So how can you tell if your child is cheesing?

So how much did we get?

So I just sat there and watched them for a while.

So I want everyone to pick a partner to hold hands with.

So if we can get into the shaft, we can tunnel our way around the police.

So is there Internet here?

So jack off.

So lame.

So lame.

So let us learn to live with the Internet, not for it.

So nice to see other Chinese peaparu.

So now we can't go back to Playboy.

So that other government people could meet us and then...

So that our kids can never get high again!

So that the nation is as distracted as possible over the next eight hours.

So that we won't send you adrift.

So the entire diamond vault is inaccessible?

So the little guy doesn't get pushed around any more.

So then you have to raise a child while the white girls get to go

So they closed it down and protected it

So they have to ration it out carefully.

So they never come again.

So they're having an orange juice.

So this is it?

So uh, I guess I'll e mail you as soon as I get back home.

So wait. That's it?

So we know what their intentions are.

So we're back to that, are we?

So we're headed out Californee way.

So what are the plans to take over America again?

So what now?

So what?

So whatever, they just cheat.

So where were we? Oh, yes, the invasion pwan!

So where's the other doctor?

So you better shut up.

So you both run for president, because one of you has to win

So you can't get the diamond.

So you go in from the roof.

So you'll join the American Liberation Front?

So, come on. Enlighten us.

So, could you just fly us home, please?

So, everyone's saying there's going to be a fight

So, how many people have seen your internet video?

So, I'm sorry.

So, uh, while we deal with this

So, we've got to find another way out of here.

So?

So?

So... lame.

Soda and Cheetos, yes! I'll be right back.

Some kids call it the choking game, 'mkay.

Some legends say that if you destroy the vampire's lair,

Some of the best corn I've seen in years.

Somebody, somebody call the principal!

Somehow tell us how to go to the capital of Peru

Something that..

Something you just can't understand.

Something's going on outside. Stay here.

Something's inside the store!

Son of a bitch, how high up does this thing go?

Son, you don't seem to understand.

Soon as the bell rings, we've got to get out there

Soon as they did, I tried eating a hot dog and it tasted good!

Soon as we get us some Internet, we can all rest easy.

Sooner or later,

Sorry folks, we're full up.

Sorry to interrupt ye,

Sorry, 'Mister' Garrison.

Sorry, Eric.

Sorry, Garrison, your penis is gone.

Sorry, my friend.

Sorry, pal. But Obama's president now.

Sorry, these are illegal.

Sorry?

Sounds like someone's being attacked by a tiger.

Sounds more like you're saying, "love creation."

Sounds more like you're saying, "love creation."

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Space man, yes!

Spielberg and Lucas, they...

Spielberg and Lucas.

Splish splashy more.

Squeal louder!

Squeal.

Squeal.

Ssht, i it's on.

Sssh, Mr. Kitty, you have to be quiet.

Ssshh.

Stan, go out and stand with 'em. I can get a shot.

Stan, Stan...

Stan, that's ridiculous.

Stan, you were really brave in there,

Stan, you're just jealous of that third grader

Stan! Stan, I gotta use your computer!

Stan?

Stan?

Stan. Stan, we have a big problem!

Standing right here, let's go bitch.

Startled.

Startled.

Starve on the Internet,

Stay in line and get to your campsite.

Stephen! Stephen, come quick!

Steven, Steven! A call came in from the United States.

Steven, Steven! They're here. They've come to negotiate.

Steven, what has happened to our boy?

Steven!

Stop it! Stop your bad historical acting right now!

Stop penis! Come back here!

Stop right now! It's over!

Stop!

Storehand, you ever heard of this fancy smancy phone?

Students and faculty, please put your hands together

Students, I want to congratulate you on your amazing test scores.

Students, quiet please, 'mkay.

Students, quiet! Quiet, please!

Such a desperate attempt to get out of it.

Such as: "Hey, let's go cheese!"

Super fun time, please don't go away

Super fun time, you're all I need

Sure thing, I ain't never seen strange clothes like you all are wearin'.

Sure thing, Mr. C.

Sure will be nice.

Sure you get to fight at the Breastiary.

Sure, why not?

Sure.

Sure. Hard part's over, right?

Sure. Right this way, Mr.

Sure. Sheriff got lots of rifles in his office.

Sweet, there's still cops looking for us in here.

Sweet.

Sweet.

Sweet. I think we're next in line now.

Sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again?

Sweetiekins, are you all right?

Take a look at this!

Take a look.

Take a number and wait with everyone else!

Take a number and wait with everyone else.

Take me down below!

Tarnation. Why'd you let Murderin' Murphy go? He's a bad man.

Tattle tail?

Teacher gave me a responsibility,

Teacher said I can't let go till we're back on the bus!

Teacher, my partner is back on the bus!

Tell Davis to get me a foretrans emitter

Ten years, you two have been working

Terrance and I were talking and...

Terrance and Phillip are Canadian. We have to get Canada to end this strike.

Thank you all for your support. If you don't mind,

Thank you for coming, everyone.

Thank you for seeing us, Mr. Johnson.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Butters. All right.

Thank you, Gerald.

Thank you, Mr. Garrison.

Thank you, Pioneer Paul. All right, kids, this is a big place,

Thank you! Yes, thanks.

Thank you.

Thanks to my very special new friend.

Thanks, everyone. It's great to be back.

Thanks.

That That's a new sound.

That actually separated the Communist east side

That AIDS is still killing people.

That America is a place where all things are possible,

That any of you said, "Hey, you know,

That Bridon kid practice basketball.

That can be breached.

That could help us with our disease.

That everyone would find fascinating.

That guy is wearing a digital watch.

That guy's an asshole.

That have taken our class hostage! Taken hostage where?

That hinders HIV from growing.

That I'll have to relive what I saw that day.

That if you see a Peruvian flute band, do not approach it.

That is Craig!

That is not cool, Butters. That is not cool.

That is unfortunate for you, because when I think it is clear to leave

That isn't true!

That it deserves,

That keeps my T cell count high, so I try it all.

That kid was really scared of us.

That looks dangerous.

That means I'm really still a man!

That means they'll never be free to **** again!

That means you are required to know the door code for fire code reasons,

That opened with numbers instead of keys. You know, like a big safe.

That pan flute bands would be outlawed?

That son of a bitch lied to us!

That son of a bitch!

That sounds emotional!

That sounds like a chance to really make an impact

That sums up the spirit of a people.

That sums up the spirit of a people.

That tastes awful!

That they are going to let you take

That time forgot where everything grows huge.

That was an order!

That was probably bad.

That was really startling!

That we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed

That we didn't see those opening ceremonies,

That we lost the election, that there's always next year!

That we must cheat our very hardest.

That we will only trust with the President of the United States!

That would be $400 each.

That would be great. Thank you.

That would have screwed us.

That you can't get the virus from Eric.

That your new little fad is scary to some.

That's a doozie, Wendy.

That's a good one, pig ling.

That's a low blow, Stan.

That's a sample of HIV infected blood.

That's a shock.

That's an awesome new coat, Mike. Looks totally badass.

That's better.

That's coming with us to the White House.

That's enough to buy slaves!

That's enough, you guys. It's not cool.

That's funny. You're going to die, you...

That's good, that's good. Yeah, shoot that guy in the face, Kyle.

That's good.

That's great, boys.

That's how desperate she is.

That's how I roll, dawgs. I do hardcore stuff like that.

That's it, Eric. We have to be getting back!

That's it! Tell me the code or you die!

That's it. I'm gonna slap you!

That's it. Kill me. Do whatever.

That's just... That's just weak.

That's kind of what he thinks.

That's Mr. Cartman now, Kyle!

That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.

That's not cool. I'm Scott Malkinson."

That's not ridiculous.

That's not true, Red.

That's not true! Kids at school like us!

That's not true.

That's not true. You can't get high over cat urine, can you?

That's not what I said, you dumb bitch.

That's not why I did it.

That's right, I am gonna kick your ass.

That's right, Murderin' Murphy. He's crazy 'cause someone killed his pa.

That's right, Ron, she really chubbed up.

That's right, son.

That's right!

That's right!

That's right! Spirit!

That's right! You did it, poopsiekins!

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. Suck my Canadian balls.

That's right. We need to get online.

That's right. We're a very progressive couple.

That's Ryan Ellis.

That's so we can put rifles through to protect us from Indians.

That's the easiest access.

That's the TV in our living room. Still showing commercials right now.

That's true, Bloodrayne.

That's true.

That's two to nothing, amigo.

That's Vampir McCalsky now.

That's what I really want to do.

That's what I said. I told everyone outside,

That's what Indy would have wanted.

That's what we're striking for.

That's why I've started the American Liberation Front.

That's why no one likes hanging out with you guys.

That's why you guys get into these situations.

The answer to my prayers, super fun time

The answer to number 27 is five.

The answer to number 27 is five.

The answer to number 28 is fourteen.

The answer to number 28 is fourteen.

The blood will be on your hands.

The body of Christ compels you! The body of Christ compels you!

The boy in the video, referred to by most as 'that little gay kid'...

The boys are just shocked at how good you look, Britney.

The cash does seem to restrain the HIV cells from stabilizing.

The cash particles have completely replaced all the HIV in Kyle's blood!

The Chinese are going to take us over, Butters!

The Chinese are taking over the world and nobody's doing anything.

The Chinese outnumber us a million to one.

The Chinese, no! Somebody has to stop them!

The Chinese?

The country as we know it is about to change.

The country is in the name!

The cure for AIDS!

The Denver County School Board has sent over a special guest teacher.

The diamond is kept in the Smithsonian Natural History Museum,

The diamond wing is protected

The disease is in very early stages and completely manageable,

The economy could easily stabilize with Obama's plan.

The end.

The flute band players won't shut up about something

The flute bands that have been contained

The flute bands were to be put on boats to Guantanamo last night!

The former director of Homeland Security that turned out to be a guinea pig,

The freakin' vampires beat us.

The giant bees have been seen in the U.S. and Europe.

The giant squirrel which was picked up last week by animal control

The gig is up!

The government efforts to stop the Peruvian flute band crisis

The government told us they were sending us to Peru.

The guinea pigs are rising.

The guinea pirate lived,

The head of Homeland Security ordered you to fly us,

The heist is on.

The highway's unreachable. There's guinea rats all over it.

The historical buildings and artifacts or the, or the...

The historical buildings and artifacts or the, or the...

The HIV particles are receding!

The Hope diamond is ungettable.

The Hope diamond.

The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay,

The Incas predicted the world would be saved,

The Internet here is dried up!

The internet sensation little gay kid from YouToob.

The Internet went away. It came back.

The Internet will be waiting for you in the morning.

The internet?

The Internet.

The Italian meatballs are fantastic.

The key is Magic Johnson!

The key proponent of the cat ban has been charged

The kid is right. This has gone on too long.

The laser system guarding the diamond

The last of the Peruvian flute bands

The last thing I'm gonna do is admit it!

The leader of Japan today, is calling for an increase in military spending.

The midget and the kid with pock marks on his face.

The more you need to go.

The neigborcat. He hasn't been caught yet.

The news is starting!

The news.

The North Pole? Who the hell goes to the North Pole?

The old Pioneer Village off of Kipling.

The only reason we scored high

The pan flute bands are on their way to their deaths,

The pan flute bands put in prison.

The Peruvian flute bands were keeping the guinea creatures away!

The phone is in the administration building, you dial 9 to get out,

The photograph was taken by Brian Willis of Bailey, Colorado,

The plan was to have a refueling truck meet us here.

The point is, I was wrong. It's time to legalize cats!

The police have us completely surrounded on all sides.

The police haven't been any help.

The pool is over there, where I try to swim and stay in shape.

The precision of their movements made even more impressive

The President is very angry that his Internet still isn't working.

The reason that you think you can't get into college

The red dots indicate where the highest concentration of Peruvian bands are.

The same reason human beings have always done it.

The school board is so impressed with your progress,

The scoreboard says 2 nothing.

The Standardized advanced placement test

The Standardized advanced placement test

The strike shall continue!

The test is going to be heavily monitored

The test will be tomorrow. Make us proud.

The thing is, I totally said I was sorry,

The thing is, Wendy.

The troubled diva took a piss. Right on a ladybug.

The troubled pop star has just been spotted with a crazy

The tunnel is only accessible from the Oval Office

The vampires go back to being human again.

The video has become the most watched thing in all of America.

The WGA?

The world can breathe a collective sigh of relief now

The World Canadian Bureau.

Their friendship has conquered every obstacle

Their incredible friendship has brought a sparkle of hope to our world.

Them panties, take 'em off.

Them there bandits sure look mighty strange.

Then again, perhaps I could find space for this just one more.

Then bathe with my daughter in the Fountain of Varnog.

Then do it in front of everyone!

Then I'll call the police, have them pick up the cat.

Then it is time for your transformation, per se.

Then Katie Gelson was hanging out with him.

Then Kyle is willing to take that risk.

Then maybe

Then maybe enough cash, shot directly into the bloodstream

Then say it in front of everyone,"

Then stop saying, "You're not just sure, you're HIV positive!"

Then they could be our way of taking out Peru once and for all.

Then we can say we were inside all along.

Then why did Butters say he helped you sneak into my room last Friday night?

Then why did your mother find this, in your dresser drawer?

Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?

Then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner.

Then you are rats!

Then you leave Canada no choice.

Then you must still like me.

Then you saw what Lucas and Spielberg did to him!

Then you take the loot to Berlin and I never see you again. I want my cut.

Then you'd better hurry.

Theoretical dollars? What am I supposed to do with that?

Theoretically, I'm a millionaire.

There are a couple of boys here to see you.

There are advances in treatment.

There are guinea pigs,

There are now on average

There aren't goin' to be no shows. Don't you get it?

There boy.

There has to be a way to find out what's going on.

There has to be something you're exposed to that others aren't.

There hasn't been a Peruvian pan flute band in sight for days now

There is no Chinese plan to take over America.

There is no cure, you asshole!

There is no way I can have HIV, unless maybe...

There is nothing you can do to stop this fight.

There is now word of huge beehives forming in cities

There is simply no side of the Smithsonian

There is... another suitor.

There isn't a country called "Peruvian" anywhere.

There isn't any point to all this.

There isn't enough room for everyone.

There isn't going to be a hospital. Don't you get it?

There it goes! Stop you!

There it is!

There it is! Eeek!

There really is hope.

There she is!

There she is! It's Britney!

There she is. Hey Britney, it's me.

There they are!

There was a There was a ghost!

There was nothing we could do, Kyle.

There was nothing we could do.

There was nothing! Not one scrap of Internet!

There will be a truck to take you inside the border

There you are, Butters! Do you know what time it is?

There you are! Got you!

There you go, Lucas. Stick 'em.

There you go! Here's a little reach around back of the head slap!

There you go. Feel better, pal?

There you go. Well, try some coffee, Ken.

There, there, boobie. You'll be okay.

There, there. Okay...

There! Just take a seat over there.

There. There's another slap.

There's a reason they're everywhere, Craig.

There's a rumor going around there might be some Internet out there.

There's a slap for you! Slap! Slap! Slap!

There's another one right there!

There's Chris and Linda, and their son Butters.

There's going to be a lot more singing and dancing

There's got to be something else going on here.

There's more people viewing it!

There's no guarantee it would work!

There's no Internet to find out why there's no Internet!

There's no Internet!

There's no singing and dancing in basketball!

There's no way out.

There's no way we're getting out above ground without being spotted.

There's nobody here to meet us.

There's not even condiments on his bologna sandwich!

There's nothing to sort out! These kids need to be put in jail!

There's only one thing I care about.

There's Sharon and Shelley running. Wave to the camera, Shelley!

There's Sharon and Shelley.

There's Sharon and Shelley. They're watching some television.

There's Shelley with the guinea saurus rex in the background!

There's simply nothing else I can...

There's some concern you might be physically abusing your child.

There's some people.

There's some terrorists or bankrobbers or something

There's something else here!

There's something I'd like to get off my chest.

There's something over there!

There's things we're all good at.

There's too many of them now. We can't stop them.

These American traitors might have bought your propaganda, but not us!

These boys have shown us that a lot of impossible things can happen.

These coupons entitle every Canadian to a free meal at Bennigans.

These days I think I'd rather have AIDS than cancer.

These gentlemen from the Denver County School Board

These kids just won't listen to any adult teachers,

These people won't leave us alone.

These Pioneer Village workers are really committed to their jobs.

These students are a little too smart

These two brave friends.

They are coming in!

They are going to fucking murder you.

They are obviously some kind of hybrid.

They are so! There's 2 billion of them

They aren't goth, they are douchy little vampire kids.

They bogarted our style

They cheat that little critter in their belly

They did replace the laser system, but the new one isn't brand new.

They fall off their bikes.

They found the cure for AIDS!

They get in fights with their parents.

They get pregnant, but they still want to go to college,

They get swindled out of their birthday money.

They got 'em.

They gots a whole mess of Internet up there.

They have fangs and drink blood and everything!

They have to hide or they'll be put to death.

They just don't do the trick anymore.

They just found the cure for AIDS!

They just released part 3 in theaters

They killed my pa!

They look like...

They play pan flute music like the others,

They promised I would double my money in one afternoon

They said we have to give them money that we make on the internet.

They sat there waiting,

They say you're hiding cats.

They see you as one of them.

They shoulda never let you out of jail, Murderin' Murphy!

They spread a concentrated urine to fend off other male cats,

They want to talk to you about ending the strike.

They wear plastic fangs and drink freakin' clamato juice.

They were raping a stormtrooper when the police broke in.

They'll never be free to do this again.

They'll probably even have a kissing scene!

They're a Peruvian band that escaped!

They're about the only piece of good luck we've had.

They're all right through here, sir.

They're armed and dangerous.

They're attacking...

They're going to bring down America!

They're gonna kill her! They're going to wa

They're gonna take over the world!

They're here. The audition results for the school musical are in!

They're innocent victims in this, Kyle!

They're just taking Indiana Jones and they're, they're raping him!

They're raping him. ****!

They're right over there

They're saying something like you can't send us away.

They're taking over our country, Butters!

They've been going at it for a good thirty minutes.

They've been outlawed.

They've got some kind of chalice and they're...

They've got the employees and some school kids held hostage.

They've got video games and rides and everything!

They've had enough. They want us to end the strike!

Things could get ugly in there, Butters.

Things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.

Things will be different when we get out to Californee.

Think about it. How many folk heading out to Californee?

Think it's cool to dress like us?

Think of the defense as your test.

Think you can tough it out?

Third team foul on West Jeff Bobcats, m'kay?

This all sounds very risky.

This country was founded on beliefs in freedom and integrity.

This entire area of Peru isn't even charted on the maps.

This entire area of Peru isn't even charted on the maps.

This has all gone on long enough!

This here is our general store.

This here room is, it sure is strange.

This is a Homeland Security operation, people. Let's go!

This is a joke! I can't have AIDS!

This is a mistake, sir.

This is a pan flute epidemic.

This is a recreation of early Colorado days.

This is a serious issue, Eric.

This is a shot of New York City where the giant guinea pigs

This is a victory for Canada's respect.

This is all so crazy.

This is awesome!

This is Bill Beeelichick. Coach of the New England Patriots.

This is bullshit!

This is bullshit! I don't want to waste my time learning to cheat!

This is CNN.

This is Conner in Washington!

This is cool?

This is cool?

This is everyone.

This is exactly why I've told Kyle not to hang around that boy!

This is fun.

This is going great!

This is gonna suck.

This is good. We've got 'em by the balls.

This is important, Stanley!

This is it, Butters. We have to be strong.

This is it! This is our chance! Swing over, Butters! Go!

This is just a bunch of walking around.

This is life or death now! Help me!

This is not the time for that!

This is only a small hitch in our plan.

This is only gonna make things worse.

This is our last chance.

This is our Peruvian flute band's turf. You got that?

This is Randy Marsh.

This is stupid. I'm leaving.

This is taking too long!

This is the greatest day of our lives!

This is the man who Is going to kill an entire class of fourth graders

This is what really matters!

This is where they told us to land.

This is wrong. This just doesn't make any sense.

This isn't funny!

This isn't funny. AIDS isn't funny.

This isn't time for funny jokes! I'm going to die.

This kid at school today told me I should do what I want to do.

This kid wants to join the basketball team.

This may be your last shot at graduating from high school at all!

This must be decided at the Breastiary in Nippopolis.

This must be very embarrassing for Britney that this photo got out, Bob,

This picture of a mouse genetically altered to grow a human ear

This sex change was a big mistake. Okay?

This sixth grade girl says she's been storting cat piss for several months.

This thing isn't going to stop.

This time of day nobody's in the gym

This Tron guy. I saw him on YouToob.

This video was taken just hours ago

This was a wall in Germany

This way. Prepare thyself.

This whole valley is strange. Just look at the size of that fruit!

This would be a great place for a vampire meeting!

This would be a great place for a vampire meeting!

Thompson, can you come over here?

Those close to Britney say they are very worried

Those early settlers didn't have the modern conveniences

Those two brave lovers found the cure and helped the world.

Though only fifteen years old,

Though we certainly still don't have any here.

Thought I forgot about you, gopher?

Thousands of Chinese performers play ancient Chinese drums.

Three countries in Asia, and seven in Europe

Three hundred bucks! Did you hear what I said you guys!?

Three hundred bucks! Did you hear what I said you guys!?

Three: When you see tigers at the zoo,

Throughout history people have found it necessary to engage in...

Titty cancer will be a distant memory.

To a location outside the city limits in case of an attack.

To an extent that necessitates contract producers..

To assure that there can be absolutely no cheating.

To attempt his method to get the Internet running again.

To be built up and adored,

To be honest, Mrs. Tucker,

To be pulverized by you threshing manhood.

To become a Peruvian flute band

To bring up the menu screen.

To clarify the difference between goth kids and vampire kids.

To college and probably have a bunch more abortions.

To do something as simple as washing your clothes.

To ensure our goods get to their final destination.

To forego their fair value and more traditional media.

To get it running again.

To invest in becoming

To prove a point that you shouldn't be so

To see you're just making excuses to get out of fighting me.

To share something with the class.

To take down the city of Lima

To the big boys who aren't scared of the hospitals.

To the place where kids are being transformed into vampires.

To the South Park Society of Vampires.

To the vault relay.

To think how difficult it was back in those times

To trial for raping Indiana Jones?

To unlock that there jail door, shuck 'em up?

To you!

Today, we are going to discuss the Berlin Wall.

Today, we will discuss one of the most fundamental ways to cheat:

Today's episode: 'I Fart Huckabees'.

Together we can send a message!

Together, these boys beat their illness, with nothing but each other,

Told us to start the operation,

Tom, I'm at the Internet,

Tom, in just one week...

Tomorrow morning, you fucking die.

Tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow, you will be boarding ships.

Tonight is your answer.

Tonight, the Travel Channel takes you to London!

Too many of them.

Took them over three days.

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Tried to come in through the roof. They were gonna take the gun!

Try to communicate with it digitally again.

Tucker, Dylan, set up a perimeter!

Turn it off, Dad!

Twenty four of our students took the test

Twenty percent of American students age six to twelve

Two brave little buddies who against all odds

Two to nothing, esse. Two to nothing.

Two weeks ago. It used to be a Banana Republic.

Two: Your child's face smells like cat urine.

Two.

Ugh, Dad, can we please not watch this?

Ugh, okay.

Ugh.

Ugh... what?

Uh when you say Canada is on strike. What exactly do you mean?

Uh who else needs a partner?

Uh, a few hundred thousand.

Uh, even though the timing doesn't quite work out.

Uh, hi. We made a really succesful thing on the internet.

Uh, hi. We want you to end the strike.

Uh, it must be on the other side of the station.

Uh, listen, if anyone still wants to know,

Uh, look, can we just drop the whole roleplaying thing?

Uh, mister mister Garrison!?

Uh, no. We ain't got a phone in our time.

Uh, obviously we've had a little emergency with your teacher.

Uh, sir, you don't understand.

Uh, sure.

Uh, there might be some Internet still in California and parts of Florida,

Uh, we sometimes offer free seats to cancer patients,

Uh, we think it's best you not teach

Uh, we're sorry.

Uh, what?

Um no, I'm sure it's Britney Spears; it looks just like the picture.

Unbelievable! He's locked the door!

Unfortunately, your police department

Unless they are stopped at the source!

Unless you do think I'm cool.

Unless you start singing and dancing, too.

Unless you want me to, you want me to have self respect and I will.

Unless,

Until the crisis is contained.

Until there's little red hand prints

Until we get what we want.

Until you are both back on that bus! Do you understand?

Until you get your personal life in order, m'kay.

Until you start blowing off all the real people who care about you.

Until you stop behaving this way, you are not going the leave this room!

Until your mother and I figure out how to deal with this.

Up the hoo hoo just once or twice?

Use your time to study.

Used to be we just picked someone by lottery

Using common genetics and cartilage scaffolding,

Uuh, my brains.

Vampires are actually very spiritual and deep beings, per se.

Vampires back to normal?

Vampires just get to do whatever they want.

Vampires meeting in the school gymnasium.

Very cultural, yes.

Very nice, Clyde.

Very well.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Where is my dad?

Wait here a minute.

Wait, Butters, look!

Wait, here it is. Turn it up! We're on!

Wait, I

Wait, there, I got it.

Wait, wait a minute,

Wait, what are you doing here?

Wait.

Wait. I've got it.

Wake up, honey.

Wake up, Kenny! You alright?

Was because we took the answers out of Garrison's desk, and you know it!

Was he an Obama supporter or an McCain supporter?

Was replaced by an optical relay three days ago.

Was start running around in circles cheering.

Was there ever a moment

Watch out, guys. Wendy says boobs can kill people.

Watching how crazy you went, watching you just...

Wave to the camera, Shelley!

Wave to the camera, Stan!

Way over in Lima

We actually aren't a Peruvian

We ain't never heard of no sirene in 1864.

We ain't never seen them kind of fancy hats in our time, have we?

We all got used to seeing lots of really pervrted stuff on the Internet,

We all have to face what we saw.

We all must fight and hopefully one day,

We all saw it happen.

We all simply... need her to.

We all take for granted today.

We Americans like to think we're more civilized now,

We appreciate your cooperation and patience.

We are about to pull off the greatest heist in human history.

We are going to do everything in our power to make this up to you, Eric.

We are going to send you to their capital.

We are here tonight to salute the bravery and the courage

We are not letting them take over our country.

We are not resorting to that.

We are really getting old, you guys.

We are the American Liberation Front!

We are two pals, afflicted with an illness

We are very sorry.

We are, but players on the stage of life.

We aren't friends.

We aren't really a Peruvian flute band.

We aren't trying to be popular!

We aren't vampire kids, we're freaking goth!

We aren't vampires.

We as a country must stop over logging on.

We begged to go home. But instead,

We can graft almost any body part onto a mouse and allow it to develop.

We can jump to the tree branch, and then we're home free.

We can just FedEx him somewhere far away.

We can keep partying, can't we?

We can never persecute living beings and force them into hiding.

We can overcome our illness. I swear it to you!

We can put this whole thing behind us.

We can't change it now.

We can't fight it. We have to change with it.

We can't go to Guantanamo Bay!

We can't let them ever do this again.

We can't trust anybody here, Butters!

We can't! Don't you get it?

We cannot ground.

We cannot take the Internet for granted any longer.

We checked on Wikipedia,

We did it!

We did it.

We didn't get everything that we wanted, but...

We didn't lie, Craig! It was a sweet idea!

We didn't sell that many tickets.

We do. Me, my friend, and his aunt.

We don't care.

We don't have any more room in the ark!

We don't have enough gas to fly anyplace.

We don't have much longer.

We don't have to take crap

We don't know where they came from, sir.

We don't wanna upset her.

We don't want in your stupid shelter.

We don't want you to die.

We dress the way our souls feel. To express the darkness, per se.

We even took three hours to rehearse this striking song.

We fought as hard as we could.

We found somebody. We found this guy in the jail of the sheriff's office.

We found the Stotch family hiding out up here also.

We get some instruments and some costumes

We got 'em! We did it!

We got a phone call from a concerned student

We got these coupons to Bennigans.

We gots to put fires out ourselves when the

We gots to put fires out ourselves when the

We gotta do something.

We gotta get out!

We gotta keep this away from him.

We had to get out of there.

We have a chance of beating this thing, buddy.

We have all this footage of the family some day.

We have no idea what you're talking about, Butters,

We have nothin' like these fancy devices in our time.

We have to get her away from all this, dude.

We have to learn that cheesing just isn't worth it.

We have to protect our children from this, Sheila.

We have to put something up on the internet...

We have to put something up on the internet...

We have to see Magic Johnson right away.

We have to see what the news is saying.

We have to speed this up.

We have to stop the Chinese. Now!

We have to swear to each other right now

We have to take her somewhere to just be at peace.

We have to take out the place these flute bands came from,

We have won!

We haven't told you about it, Stanley, because we,

We hired a guy for that a couple months ago.

We interrupt this debate for an emergency news bulletin!

We just did some calculating.

We just need to get her into the recording studio right away.

We just need your money to buy instruments and make CDs.

We just try to live.

We just want to go home!

We just want to tell her that we're sorry.

We just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes,

We know what the Chinese are up to.

We like hockey and nobody really pays any attention to us.

We like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about

We live.

We lost them, we lost them!

We made cats illegal and then I cheesed for the first time in ten years.

We made it, Ike. You're going to be okay.

We might have a chance at winning now!

We must keep them contained!

We must learn to only use the Internet for porn twice a day.

We must use the Internet only when we need it.

We need everyone to understand

We need FDA approvals, control studies!

We need one of you to lead the class and review for tomorrow's quiz.

We need to discuss today, 'mkay.

We need to figure out what to do!

We need to get a ride to the hospital

We need to go over there

We need to talk to you, right now!

We need two tickets to Los Angeles, as soon as possible!

We negotiated hard and....

We now have a reporter on the scene.

We prefer to take our darkness somewhere else, per se.

We promised each other we would never do that.

We raise our middle fingers for you all to sit upon.

We ran up here to get off the streets.

We said we wouldn't be a part of this fad and look at you.

We saw the Olympic opening ceremonies!

We sent the head vampire kid to Scottsdale.

We should get back to Pioneer Village, that's what we should do!

We should give it a try!

We should have just left her alone.

We should make this one of our official South Park vampire's club hangouts.

We still don't know who's side you're on!

We think Craig is a bad influence on our boys.

We thought we could make money on the internet.

We totally think you should have more money.

We tricked her and it wasn't nice!

We uh, we have special permission?

We want more money.

We want more! We want more!

We want three tickets to the North Pole.

We want to talk to you about the strike.

We want we want some of that money.

We were all in the theater that day.

We were gonna tie for a minute there.

We were hoping that maybe you have some kind of key

We were just trying to make some money.

We will begin by reviewing how to print out

We will name him Sparkles.

We will need every resource available to see this through.

We will now need to take hostages with us

We won for future Canadians, guy.

We won't get caught.

We would like to present this plaque to the person

We would like you to try your methods on one of our inner city school classes.

We'll all testify.

We'll be happy to bring you up on current events

We'll get you your money back, and we'll never talk to you again.

We'll head out Californee way and...

We'll just put you to sleep, Eric,

We'll never become this.

We'll probably be dead by sunrise!

We'll think about it.

We'll use another airline! One that cares!

We'll win! We'll just have to stay resilient!

We're all a part of this together.

We're all alone...

We're all dead.

We're all going with the status quo

We're back together! We're back together!

We're from Child Protective Services.

We're going to be the brave little boys who fought back, Butters.

We're going to search everyone

We're in position outside the Smithsonian.

We're in the grocery store now. Some other survivors here.

We're just kids, you know?

We're losing all our credibility.

We're not gonna let you ruin your life.

We're not just sure, we're HIV positive.

We're not just sure. We're HIV positive.

We're not telling anybody! I don't wanna get in trouble!

We're not your buddies, guy!

We're on our way, buddy.

We're professionals too, you fucking butthole!

We're sending you adrift, idiot.

We're so happy to help accommodate you brave boys.

We're so sorry about this, Ms. Cartman.

We're striking, buddy. No more, that's it!

We're taking down those goddamn Chinese right now.

We're the good guys...

We're the ones you told to go get internet money.

We're watching the news.

We're working on it.

We're... really... sorry for making you want to kill yourself.

We've been researching, but we can't figure it out.

We've blurred out parts of the photo so that it doesn't offend.

We've got a chance. Hostages are clear!

We've got a problem.

We've got nothing!

We've got to infiltrate and find out the Chinese invasion plans.

We've got to sneak our way into the back, Butters.

We've gotta call the police. Where's your phone?

We've gotta send a reporter out to the Internet!

We've lost complete control.

We've only got ten hours.

We've run every test imaginable.

We've spent ten years putting this plan together.

We've taken shelter at the Outback Steakhouse.

We've tried everything, sir,

Welcome to detention, m'kay?

Welcome to P.F. Chang's. I'll be right with you.

Welcome to Pioneer Village.

Welcome to the televised broadcast

Welcome, Butters,

Well at least, that part's like the Internet.

Well howdy there, strangers.

Well however, they came to be,

Well I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?

Well it's it's started to look like maybe we're not gonna win this thing, y'know.

Well it's all we got, so we gotta make do.

Well nobody wants her to die, little boy.

Well now how am I supposed to find it?

Well now how am I supposed to find it?

Well there certainly ain't none here!

Well there's no doubt about it. Those tonsils need to come out.

Well this costume was supposed to be for the Easter musical, fellas.

Well we uh...

Well which is it gonna be, Butters?

Well why don't you go get them and bring them back here?

Well you boys are gonna sit and watch this!

Well, a penis is something a man puts into a woman's vagina.

Well, am I grounded, or not?

Well, any goddamn second, Kyle!

Well, at least nobody can refer to us as vampire kids now.

Well, did Elton John sing a song for you?

Well, do you mind telling us what you're doing

Well, do you want to explain

Well, excuse me, Kyle,for trying to keep some optimism.

Well, friends, let us depart.

Well, he was being a total dick

Well, I don't know if I should be helping you make Kyle look silly.

Well, I just try not to think about it.

Well, I tell you this, Kyle.

Well, I think it's time for us to leave the poor girl alone.

Well, I think we all know what has to be done.

Well, I was just trying to stop him and you said

Well, I'll let you boys have your say.

Well, I'm gonna sit down at that Internet

Well, I'm not your friend, buddy!

Well, I'm out, guys.

Well, I'm sick of being pushed around.

Well, I've been thinking.

Well, if he's a vampire,

Well, it still has some forming to do, but fairly soon.

Well, it's a ballsy new look, I'll give you that.

Well, it's not actually cat urine.

Well, Kyle, I guess we're even now.

Well, Kyle, maybe I was just trying

Well, let's just see how funny it is now, asshole.

Well, look.

Well, Mom, apparently, Butters is gay,

Well, my opinion is that...

Well, not at all.

Well, Sneezing Panda's theoretically worth billions.

Well, Sneezing Panda's theoretically worth billions.

Well, sorry.

Well, that's for sure.

Well, that's just great!

Well, that's your problem!

Well, then get an AIDS test, Thompson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot.

Well, then I guess you don't want all the ice cream

Well, then stop being an idiot and help!

Well, there's been too much damage, you can't go back.

Well, think about it, idiot.

Well, we've done our good deed for the week.

Well, well, hello there, Indiana.

Well, well, Indiana Jones.

Well, well, Indiana Jones. You're looking nice.

Well, well, well...

Well, where we come from it's pretty cold too, ya.

Well, would you mind telling me why there is rice a roni in my coffee?

Well, yeah. But everyone is dying of starvation.

Well, you did say free ice cream?

Well, you go document the vampires' movements

Well, you know you're always such a dick and stuff and now

Well. How do other people make money on the internet?

Well. I suppose I'll get in just as much trouble for four cats as for two.

Well. We could give Canada some small consolation price.

Wendy and Cartman are fighting after school.

Wendy and Cartman are gonna fight after school.

Wendy and Eric are fighting after school.

Wendy and Eric are fighting after school. Hey, everybody!

Wendy said she'd be here an hour before school starts.

Wendy still isn't here.

Wendy Testaburger to the principal's office, please?

Wendy Testaburger to the principal's office.

Wendy, could I talk to you for a second?

Wendy, don't forget I'll tell my mom on you.

Wendy, have you been bullying kids at school?

Wendy, I have to do something. Please look away.

Wendy, I want to apologize

Wendy, I've been hearing rumors about a fight between you and Eric Cartman?

Wendy, no matter what a person says,

Wendy, seriously though...

Wendy, Wendy!

Wendy, Wendy.

Wendy, you little fag.

Wendy, you need to calm down.

Wendy, you tell this little boy you aren't going to hurt him!

Wendy, you're not gonna believe this.

Wendy?

Wendy?

Wendy. We're gonna get you, Wendy.

Wendy...

Wendy's gonna fight Cartman right now.

Wendy's stuck and she needs you.

Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage

Were any of your boys upset about anything?

Were dressed like vampires drinking clamato juice

What about all that internet money?

What about Starbucks? They have free Internet.

What about the Chinese invasion?

What about the pan flute bands?

What about us?

What about you?

What am I supposed to do about it?

What am I supposed to do?

What are everywhere?

What are we gonna do?

What are we stealing this time?

What are you doing with cats in your attic, fatass?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Everyone's crazy.

What are you gonna do?

What are you interrupting me for?

What are you looking at, Robertson?

What are you ogling at?

What are you seeing?

What are you talking about?

What are you watching, guys?

What are you, a McCain voter?

What can you do, before it's too late?

What d'you think it means!?

What day is American invasion again? I forget!

What did I do to deserve this?

What did I tell you? I told you we'd get to them sooner or later.

What did that?

What did the breast cancer say to the Polish monkey?

What did they rob, sir?

What did we used to do to get the news before the Internet?

What did you say?

What do we do?

What do you do when you want to change

What do you expect? Look at her!

What do you guys want?

What do you mean "back then"?

What do you mean guinea rats?

What do you mean no?

What do you mean where am I gonna find a penis?!

What do you mean?

What do you mean? She sounds great.

What do you say, champ?

What do you say, Michelle?

What do you say?

What do you think about the guinea saurus rex, Shelley?

What do you think all this effort has been for?

What do you want us to do?

What do you want? I'm trying to teach.

What exactly does Canada want?

What girl is gonna see your balls?

What happened?

What have I done to myself?

What he meant to say, kids, is that we ain't never heard o'no fancy door code

What hope?

What I really wanna do is just play basketball.

What if my sweetheart is online looking for me?

What is going on?

What is it that makes Canada so important?

What is it, Kyle?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

What is that kid doing?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is that supposed to... Kyle, Kyle, no!

What is that thing?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that? Chris, what is that?

What is that? What is that?

What is this, anyway? Man, this is crap!

What is wrong with you? Our son is missing!

What is your problem?

What keeps a family together, Butters?

What kind of cancer did you say you have again?

What of your prophecy now?

What on Earth are you doing?

What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?

What part of this is funny to you?

What should we do with him?

What the "H" is going on?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck!

What the hell are those kids doing?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell do you mean you just put my penis outside?!

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is he talking about?

What the hell is this?

What the hell kind of flowers are those?

What the hell was that?

What the hell!

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the... I didn't have a tape in it.

What the...?

What the...?

What titties?

What what in the butt, sir.

What would you villagers want the number to be

What you doing in our neck of the woods?

What you think about the television, Shelley?

What you trade real and immediate opportunities for income...

What you're doing is very offensive.

What, what, in the butt. I said what, what. In the butt.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you crazy?

What? Get out of here, kid!

What? No, no!

What? No!

What? No.

What? Oh, no!

What? That's ridiculous.

What? What happened?

What? Who the hell's been saying that?

What? You mean it?

What'd he do?

What'd they say?

What'd we do? We've been here the whole time.

What's a si rene?

What's going on here, Mr. Guermo?

What's going on, Dad?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on? Are we in trouble?

What's happening?

What's he doing?

What's High School Musical 1 and 2?

What's High School Musical 1 and... Dude!

What's High School Musical 3?

What's so bad about hanging out with me?

What's stopping you?

What's that a penis doing in the my kitchen?

What's that noise?

What's that, Dad?

What's the matter, Orlich? Lose your sense of trust?

What's the one thing I've been teaching you?

What's the point of any of this?!

What's today?

What's up, Wendy?

What's up, y'all? It's the MTV Awards and we are kicking it off right.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up? What's up?

What's wrong with it?

Whatever is going on out there, it's huge.

Whatever is happening to the world is happening

Whatever you did really worked on them!

Whatever, Dracula.

Whatever, the whole class scored super high on the tests.

When are they gonna get to the strike?

When Bill Belichick cheated for the Patriots, what did he do?

When do I get to use the Internet?

When everyone stops giving a crap!

When I became bigger than all you bitches.

When I get to that Internet,

When I hurt Wendy, it's gonna be on your fucking head.

When my dad isn't making me rehearse.

When people come asking you for money.

When scared.

When taking a test, you must also 'videotape the defense.'

When the Internet went, the stores went too.

When the photo is enhanced, Ron,

When there is a cancer, you have to fight it.

When they call your name, you can use the Internet.

When we get back home,

When we get to high school.

When we tell him we had super fun time,

When you all are ready just head up to the village.

When you guys first came up with the genius plan

When you have cancer, you fight

When you think of Canada, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

When you're all dead, we can use New foundland for a new global theme park.

Where are my pants and where's my TV?

Where are you going to find a penis?

Where are you going, Stan?

Where are you going?

Where are your boobs? We're gonna kill you.

Where Britney Spears has apparently been trying to get away from it all.

Where else would Peruvian flute bands come from?

Where government officials are doing their best

Where have you been?

Where is she? How come Wendy's not showing up for the fight?

Where nobody will bother her?

Where the hell is everybody?

Where the Nestle Quick is supposed to go!

Where we are met with cynicism and doubt and those who tell us

Where you going, Eric?

Where you will spend the rest of your lives.

Where you'll be briefed on mission specifics.

Where... is... the Internet?

Where'd it go?

Where's our TV?

Which means she was still a woman all along.

Which tourist location were they playing at?

Which will take you to Guantanamo Bay.

While avoiding things that are bad for your health,

While he spreads the urine.

While he was at the dumb Pioneer Village.

While less fortunate countries are ravaged by Peruvian flute bands.

While watching television.

White people in here working for the Chinese.

Who are you gonna give this to?

Who are you to turn us away?

Who crowned you the top internet star?

Who else would like to be teacher for the day?

Who exactly are you to authorize this strike?

Who have become disfigured and need ears or noses.

Who is this?

Who just shot me?

Who knows, maybe we could change a few things.

Who knows?

Who sold it to 31 News for a hundred thousand dollars.

Who still questions the power of our democracy...

Who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time,

Who taught us the white people method,

Who the hell are you?

Who wants to argue on a nice day like this.

Who wishes to remain anonymous.

Who'd like to go?

Who's teacher now?

Whoa, come on. Kenny knows how dangerous cheesing is.

Whoa, that was great!

Whoa! Come on!

Whoo, Obama!

Why aliens? Aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones movie!

Why are they all dressing like that all of a sudden?

Why are they doing this?

Why are they gonna kill my parents?

Why cheesing? Because it's "Fon to Due".

Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone?

Why didn't you call me?!

Why do I have HIV?

Why do rich white girls get ahead in life?

Why do you hate me?

Why do you want Britney Spears to die?

Why does that matter?

Why don't you turn into a bat or something?

Why howdy partners. I'm the town blacksmith.

Why howdy there, partners!

Why howdy, partners, I'm the town gunsmith.

Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?

Why is this happening? I mean, why now?

Why my body is so resistant to the virus.

Why not, you chicken?

Why sure, Silicon Valley.

Why this little boy's mother had to come talk to us?

Why won't you just stop?

Why would Homeland Security send us into Peru?

Why would Spielberg and Lucas do this?

Why would you guys be saying stuff to make me feel better?

Why wouldn't it be?

Why wouldn't it be?

Why?

Why?

Why? Why are you doing this to me?

Why? Why?

Why... It's my penis.

Will somebody do something?

Will they act like they're giving Canada a lot...

Will you join me?

Will you stop it with that?

Will you tell us the access code or do you want to see this kid die?

With a belly stuck out like a big bladder...

With a deadly disease for no reason.

With a huge metal door with a coded lock.

With all due respect, we need to be dealing with our own pan flute bands.

With all of your help, we have raised over $17 for AIDS tonight,

With all the others heading to Californee.

With an inexperienced man as president, we do know it!

With cheesing at a public park.

With Craig and now they're gone.

With douchy little vampire kids.

With four kids from the football team.

With my super lawyer powers, we can rid our town of cats.

With my trusty forge I makes all the metalworks for the village

With no way home except to take down the county of Peru

With nowhere else to turn, the government is going to allow

With the AIDS virus.

With the diamond securely hidden in my anus.

With the engine turned on.

With the itty titty fairies of Mammary Mountain.

With the potence of a meal at equal or greater value off course.

With the progress, Ms. Garrison.

With this thy transformation is done!

With what your heart tells you.

Witty anecdotes, yes, that's been awesome.

Witty anecdotes, yes, that's been awesome.

Woa, uh, wait. Hang on a second.

Woah what the...

Women in our time ain't allowed to know the carryin's on of the town proper.

Wonder what side I'm supposed to do it on.

Word of massive destruction and death by what appear to be...

Would you and your girls like to move into the White House with me?

Would you put a stop to this, please?

Wow, I've seen all you guys on the internet.

Wow, my penis looks great!

Wow, that's such cultural music.

Wow! That's really retro.

Wow! You really know what you're doing.

Wuh whoa now, I'm Sheriff McLawdog.

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Y'are all gettin' it for puttin' me in that there jail!

Yea ah, he needs some sleepie night night, does he lil' buddie.

Yeah dude, I'm starting to realize it's like the easiest job in the world,

Yeah yeah, it's like this all the time

Yeah, all you amateur photographers

Yeah, and he was out sick yesterday too.

Yeah, and I think it's time for us to feed, per se.

Yeah, and I think it's time for us to feed, per se.

Yeah, and maybe it won't!

Yeah, and then you ran through town screaming

Yeah, and where is he gonna find cats anyway?

Yeah, bumper cars, sweet!

Yeah, but we totally don't.

Yeah, but you know? I learned something today.

Yeah, centuries

Yeah, come on. We can do this, guys.

Yeah, did you come up with that one on your own?

Yeah, don't you recognize us? We're Britney Spears' kids.

Yeah, dude, kids at school totally like us.

Yeah, fuck 'em!

Yeah, get his pants down. Get his pants down.

Yeah, guess who dodged a bullet, Galahad.

Yeah, he's an idiot, but I'm sorry.

Yeah, how'd you know?

Yeah, I don't ever remember

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I mean, I showed up.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I guess we better check that movie out.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I like to keep it close.

Yeah, I saw like three of those bands down in Denver yesterday.

Yeah, I sneak into Kyle's room lots of times.

Yeah, I understand that.

Yeah, I'm back!

Yeah, I'm gonna be a hybrid vampire.

Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson.

Yeah, I'm more a sanguinarian vampire.

Yeah, it sure has.

Yeah, it's coming from up there.

Yeah, it's over there by the fat girl, the big nose kid,

Yeah, it's right over there by those vampire kids.

Yeah, just go in at recess

Yeah, look.

Yeah, man! That's right!

Yeah, maybe we should start heading that way.

Yeah, nice.

Yeah, nothing's changed.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, pull over here.

Yeah, sign up over there

Yeah, so I've heard.

Yeah, stuff just happens.

Yeah, sure. All the biggest internet stars are here.

Yeah, that's it, little buddy. Just let it out.

Yeah, there it is! Slapped you!

Yeah, we'll just get a picture of her doing something else.

Yeah, we're wired up!

Yeah, well, at least it's not as bad as having AIDS!

Yeah, well, I guess that's kinda true.

Yeah, well, if there's a chance of being cured of this illness,

Yeah, well, my dad blew a gasket when I told him

Yeah, what a dick.

Yeah, where the hell have you guys been?

Yeah, who has cats these days?

Yeah, you forgot.

Yeah, you know what? Fuck you!

Yeah, you think this is funny?

Yeah, you're gonna take it, Clyde.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! Give us internet money.

Yeah! Hurray for Gerald! Let's hear it for Gerald!

Yeah! We did it!

Yeah! Yeah, Obama!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And she's all fat, too.

Yeah. Everyone thinks I'm a homo now.

Yeah. Here you go.

Yeah. How were we supposed to know

Yeah. Let's give it up, guy.

Yeah. Look at yourself, man!

Yeah. More money!

Yeah. She was supposed to have killed herself a long time ago.

Yeah. Why don't I seat you over here?

Yeah... who's teacher?

Yep. Nice and boring.

Yes or no?

Yes they are! I have an idea.

Yes, but whose idea was it to take the answers out of Garrison's desk?

Yes, I can.

Yes, I can.

Yes, I can.

Yes, I know Obama won.

Yes, I need to be taken to Machu Picchu.

Yes, I understand.

Yes, I'd like to make a noise complaint.

Yes, I'm trying to locate my parents.

Yes, it's a fantastic penis. Congratulations.

Yes, ma'am!

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, please check and call me right back. Thank you.

Yes, poor Mr. Kitty, are you just so upset right now?

Yes, sir

Yes, sir?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. It broke out of prison.

Yes, sir. It's just that your wife is here.

Yes, sir. It's just that your wife is here.

Yes, take a look!

Yes, that was the order.

Yes, this is the head of the WGA.

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can.

Yes, we do. Assemble the rest of the team.

Yes, we do. We're your friends dude,

Yes, you did.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Beaun bing ching. Bing fong bing chong.

Yes! Every Canadian join me!

Yes! The World Canadian Bureau.

Yes? This is Steven Aboutmen, head of the WGA.

Yes.

Yesterday was supposed to be a day of appreciation and understanding.

Yippee!

Yo, what's up, dawg?

You ain't sore at us, are ya?

You all said I'd be fine!

You all wanna motherfucking die?

You and me, Kyle.

You are a homo, Butters.

You are able to walk amongst the Peruvian flute bands.

You are an employee here,

You are goth.

You are grounded for two weeks, you got that?

You are just saying that to make me feel better.

You are never going to play shooty hoops,

You are putting down that goddamn camera!

You are so pathetic.

You are the true dreamers. Tomorrow you will prove it.

You are?

You aren't alone.

You aren't being fair.

You aren't Chinese.

You bet, Indiana!

You better just turn your asses around and get back in your little car,

You better shut up or I'll make you shut up.

You better.

You boys both have the virus? Are you sure?

You boys should care about this stuff.

You can also definitely see a boob job scar.

You can clearly see the HIV attacking the white blood cells, right?

You can deal with the Chinese invasion yourself

You can do one more thing and then it's bedtime.

You can double your money in one afternoon.

You can get high from choking yourself?

You can rip on him,

You can see that she's got some zits!

You can see the poor little ladybug getting doused.

You can still give him hugs and even kisses.

You can't bribe your way out of this.

You can't ever leave.

You can't exactly go back to Playboy!

You can't ground me.

You can't help him

You can't keep torturing yourself like this, Kyle. Let it go.

You can't quit now? Come on, what's wrong with you?

You can't really say that Spielberg and Lucas

You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away.

You can't run from it forever, Stan!

You can't. It's too close to Vampir.

You can't. It's too close to Vampir.

You cannot give on cheating

You cannot purposely infect other kids with your disease.

You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage.

You catch that, Davis?

You come up with that one on your own.

You could really hurt your ankle or something.

You did this to yourself, Garrison.

You didn't see the new Indiana Jones movie?

You disrespect me and you're gonna get slapped!

You do it right now or you're going to be grounded.

You do this and we'll know.

You doing okay, Ms. Spears?

You don't fuckin' do that.

You don't get it, Butters! Our lives are about to change!

You don't have a choice.

You don't have to do all that now!

You don't have to feel alone anymore.

You don't have to say anything.

You don't have to videotape every single...

You don't know if there's any Internet in California.

You don't know that, Steven!

You don't respond with violence.

You don't tell me how to raise my son!

You don't think that...

You don't understand, doing this stuff is very expensive

You don't understand, kid. There's only two doctors on call.

You don't understand.

You don't understand. He said horrible things.

You don't understand. I need the Internet to jack off.

You don't understand. My little Nisja.

You don't wanna put her in a hospital or anything.

You find the escape tunnel?

You folks all heading to Silicon Valley?

You fucking suck so hard.

You fucking suck!

You gave me AIDS and you're sorry?

You get after the surgery either.

You get rid of the head vampire.

You get somebody into that tunnel, they can blast into the museum,

You get that? Knock it off and give me the mine shaft access code!

You get upstairs

You got detention on purpose to get out of fighting Wendy.

You got nothing on us!

You got powned, Bebe. You Jap bitch!

You got that?

You got that?

You got the balls to come in here, do it.

You gotta be kidding me!

You greedy, corporate fatcat.

You guys are out of your freaking minds, you know that?

You guys end up putting yourselves deeper into the middle of it,

You guys go ahead.

You guys look at this!

You guys never hang out with me, you never invite me to do stuff,

You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami

You guys, check it out.

You guys, I do not want to be grouped in

You guys, I need to copy your math homework before class.

You guys, this High School Musical thing isn't gonna go away.

You had no idea what you were doing....

You have done well.

You have to be a fucking man

You have to be tough and stand up for yourself.

You have to be willing to give up everything

You have to let us in.

You have to shoot him, Butters!

You hear that? It sounds like water.

You heard me, you fucking piece of shit!

You heartless bastard.

You just call out what you wanna see and then say "click."

You just don't ever stop, do you?

You just got me busted forever!

You just have to infect yourself with all your cash!

You just march on in there.

You just need to try and stay... HIV positive.

You just stood there and said you apologized

You just wind up being sent by the government

You kids need to all go put your freaking Banana Republic clothes

You kids need to understand

You killed her!

You know all about this?

You know at some point, you've got to let this go.

You know how strict your father is about posture.

You know I can't fight you.

You know I can't go there, Stan!

You know that girl Bella in "Twilight"? I think I'm like her.

You know that money your grandma gave you for your birthday?

You know that money your grandma gave you for your birthday?

You know that most Canadians are talking about giving up the strike already.

You know the country is doomed.

You know this whole singing and dancing thing you do.

You know what happened? They lost.

You know what Obama said? "Yes, we can!"

You know what stuff happens to most kids?

You know what this means?

You know what, Butters? You know what?

You know what?

You know, a little conversation.

You know, change the d****s and stuff.

You know, I don't think he's ever going to be the same.

You know, I think you're a real special little guy.

You know, I'm anti establishment.

You know, settle down.

You know, sometimes when things seem their darkest,

You know, sometimes you just have to go

You know, the sequel to High School Musical 1 and two.

You know, we can all just pretend

You know, we're getting pretty sick of your attitude, Craig.

You know, Wendy and I are suppose to fight in like three hours.

You know, you guys are really giving off a negative human energy.

You know, you're right.

You know? I mean we could do that!

You leave for Peru in the morning.

You let out Murderin' Murphy?

You listen to me, friend!

You little timewasters!

You made me break one rule, I'm not breaking the other! It's all I have now!

You made us believe in your way, and now it's all for nothing.

You make it sound like we always want to be in those situations,

You make my life so right, super fun time

You mean everyone in the country wants Britney Spears to kill herself?

You mean like those guys you see at all the tourist spots?

You mean that annoying place where employees won't break character?

You mean, it was just a joke?

You might also notice by certain phrases your child says to school friends.

You need to take a stand and tell your dad what you want.

You never shoot a guy in the dick.

You played it perfectly. There was no way.

You press the top button and then, and then enter 5 2

You probably think I'm finished, huh?

You ready, Craig?

You really think that's gonna work on me?

You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless.

You remember off course Numa Numa.

You said I'd be fine!

You said they wouldn't notice we were gone. You promised.

You said you would get us money.

You saw a penis?!

You see this, Butters?

You see where it went?

You see, 1864 is a time of growth and development in the Old West.

You see, Craig?

You see, I've learned something today.

You see, in our time it's pretty violent. See them holes in the walls?

You see? Goddammit!

You see? They need you. This is fate, kid. Fate.

You see... We have AIDS.

You should care. This strike effects everybody, fatass.

You should probably get out of here.

You should probably go easy on her, dude.

You show such kindness in such darkest of times.

You sleep with money... every night?

You son of a bitch!

You take your American Liberation Front and you shove it up your ass!

You think about it.

You think HIV is something to be laughed at, Kyle?

You think it's something to ridicule?

You think striking is a joke?

You think that's bad?

You try to turn my son

You unbelievable bastard. You beat me, but you won't stop.

You walk around with that kind of cam toe and you're gonna turn heads.

You wanna hold hands with a girl? Gaywad!

You wanna negotiate?

You want me to say it again?

You want me to, to what?

You want to bring Steven Spielberg and George Lucas

You want to do it in my butt?

You want to do it in my butt?

You want to do it in my butt?

You want to do it in my butt?

You want to do it in my butt?

You want to do it in my butt.

You want to give up singing and dancing

You want to see a child die?

You want to throw down, dawg? I'll throw down.

You were right, doctor.

You were right, Mom!

You were seriously tripping balls.

You were so close to figuring it all out, Davis.

You were wrong for tattling.

You with the gun, step out or we will fire upon you.

You won't believe what Britney's done now.

You You do?

You...

You...

You... happen to be looking for Internet porn?

You'd better figure out a way to get us our fair amount of money.

You'd better shut your fucking mouth, laughing baby.

You'd wipe that fucking smirk off your face

You'll be able to get online when we get to Californee.

You'll be going away for a long time. Was it worth it?

You'll have to stay out at the transient camp

You'll just have to live with being a woman.

You'll regret this day, friend!

You'll understand that you have to be tough and direct with your parents.

You're a fucking assfuck, you piece of shit!

You're always coming up with some stupid idea to do something

You're being extremely negative, Craig.

You're cheating nature itself!

You're going to deny them, too?

You're gonna fight me after school?

You're gonna fucking die!

You're gonna get your boobs all angry

You're gonna kick my ass?

You're gonna sing and dance and be the best at it.

You're here in the sports gym shooting basket hoops.

You're here until your parents come and pick you up.

You're in position below the vault with the L 7 charges?

You're just gonna have to kill us, mister,

You're just saying that.

You're looking good.

You're lying.

You're my bro and she's your bitch.

You're never gonna leave me alone, are you?

You're not an awesome teacher!

You're not cool enough to be one of us.

You're not copying my homework, you lazy turd.

You're not gonna believe it!

You're not really a vampire?

You're not scared of hospitals, are you?

You're not the teacher, fat ass.

You're on thin ice, Rodriguez! Now listen up.

You're only going to have five minutes,

You're right. We just can't sit here any longer.

You're serious

You're some kind of monster!

You're sorry for what, Eric?

You're stalling. Because you think I'll give up.

You're the 'What what my asshole' kid.

You're too young for this stuff.

You're very sweet. Thank you again.

You're wrong! No matter what happens I will never call off this strike.

You've all noticed the change in him.

You've got me butt over a barrel with my tender ass just waiting...

You've got me over a barrel.

You've got me over the barrel and you know it.

You've got the wrong flippin' people!

You've got to lay off the cheese!

Young man, word of your success as a student teacher

Your child starts grinding his or her teeth.

Your DNA has replicated and grafted very successfully with the mouse.

Your family came here too, huh?

Your father wants to have a talk with you in the kitchen.

Your friends all want to say hi, m'kay?

Your friends all want to say hi, m'kay?

Your guys weren't running update checks on the security logs?

Your Internet's not working, Gerald! Face it!

Your little brother's climbed out of the window.

Your new teacher.

Your schoolmates scored higher than they ever have on their tests!

Your waitress will be right with you.

Yup, 1864, 'cause that's the year it is.

4:40 AM, the team gathers at the northwest exit of the museum.

4:45 AM, Michelle hacks the optical relay,

4:46, from inside, I can open the doors

5:10 a.m., at the Department of Power,

5:12, my grandmother who faked her death on Monday

5:13, the guards open the southwest door,

5:14, McCain, dressed as a football player,

5:15 a.m

12:32 PM.

20 minutes ago, some...

65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer.

210?

1864.

"Get online" he says. What's so funny about that?

"Internet Porn Simulator" Give it a try.

# Like a # Just stop.

# Special in their own way # # To the beat and #

# Special in their own way # # To the beat and #

# Together, at school again, # Goddammit! Shut up!

# We can say that it's never # Shut up, shut up, shut up!

# West side # God, this sucks!

# Who let the dogs out? # Obama!

$200? Really, are you sure?

A fax! A fax is coming through! Oh yeah, a fax!

A fax! It's a fax, it's a fax! It's a fax, we got a fax!

A penis! A penis! Eeek!

A penis? Yes, it just ran across the floor!

All right, good. Is that all of it? No. Don't forget we've got these too.

All right, kids. Dig in. Where's Dad?

All right, let's be partners, Kyle. I hate you, remember?

All righty. Come on, storehand. Yepper!

Alright. Butters, go get next to her. I ain't doing it!

And all right, your turn, Kenny. You guys! You guys, check this out.

and get statements and then Sir! Sir, it's over!

and I can't understand them. Por favor! No podemos ir!

and tell you that... What?

And you better be there. It's on, bitch.

Are you ready? I'm scared.

Are you startled, Sharon? Randy, put down the

Are you sure? Yes!

Aw, I did it again? What the hell is wrong with you?

Aw, just a few more things. No!

Basketball? I love it.

Become a Peruvian flute band? Yeah! Why not?

Been a hoot all right! Get your hands behind your head!

Bing bong bing bong. Ching cho fing fong.

Boom, baby! Boom, baby!

Boom, baby! Boom, baby!

Boom, baby. Boom, baby.

Boys, we got 'em. What?

but the third act clipped along Indy deserved more than that!

But they ****d Indiana Jones! I know it's hard to think about.

Butters just gave me a hickey! I'm so hungry,

Butters, come on! No!

Butters, get out of here. But Wendy is coming to fight you.

Butters, hold this gun on them. A gun?

Butters, I need your help. Not now, Eric. I'm indecent!

Butters, listen to me, listen. No!

Butters! We're gonna get it now!

Butters. Now!

Can't you get through to Washington? I'm trying.

Carol, get down from there! No!

Cartman, go get your camera. Sweet!

Change! Change!

Come on!

Come on! Oh, it's horrible!

Crap, they called the cops on us. What?

Dad, I was just messing around. I drove by the school

Dad, the Internet's not working! I know that, okay?

Dad! Dad, you're hurting me! Shut up, Bridon!

Dad? Randy!

Damn pig cops! Close that gate!

Damnit Chad! Sorry, I'm sorry.

Did you see it? Yes, I saw it, but I...

Did you see? Our man is in! We did it.

Do you feel anything? Well Kenny, are you buzzed?

Do you feel anything? Well Kenny, are you buzzed?

Do you understand? No!

Do you understand? Yes, sir.

Drop into it from the top. Can't get to it from the top.

Drop? Just take 'em right off.

Dude, Craig, what's going on? I have no idea.

Dude, that's awesome. All right. Let's go.

Dude, we need to talk. What?

Dude, what is this place? It's like an unknown valley

Dude, what? There's vampires in the school!

Dude! Are you all right, sweetie?

Dude. Are you on America's side? No, I'm on the Japanese side.

Eat my underwear? That's right.

Eeek! Eeek!

Eric, partner with Butters. Goddamnit!

Fine, then you're coming with me! No, Eric!

Fine. Cool. Awesome!

Fluffy ears, okay. Think you got it, Mitch?

for college credit! Alright! Cool, man. Yeah!

Girls like shaved balls? Yes, they do.

Go easy. Good. Oh gosh in heaven.

God, what a train wreck. She must be stoned again.

Goddammit! No! No es bueno!

Great job, Mr. President! Great job, Obama.

Great job. Change.

Guinea pigs? Can't stop them.

Guinea rats? So startled.

Guys, have you seen Kenny? No, I think Kenny's out sick today.

Harro prease. Harro. Harro, prease.

have also attacked

He done killed yer pa. What? I'll rip his head off!

Here! Here's the phone! Well, what a strange contraption.

Hey, Bridon. Hey.

Hey, Bridon. Hey.

Hey, I voted for Obama! Obama's not talking about you!

Hey, look! There she is!

Hey, that's great, Bridon! Thanks!

Hey, you got the lead, Wendy! All right!

Hi, Bridon. Hi.

Hi, Eric. Hey, there, Eric.

Hold Butters' hand, Eric! That isn't necessary!

Hold the gun on them, Butters! I don't want a gun, Eric!

How do you know? Because we just came from there!

How much? Over $200 bucks!

Howdy! Welcome!

I can't. Yes, you can.

I didn't say anything. You see for thousands of years,

I don't believe it. Damanov, Vodski !

I got through. Hello, police? Nine one one, what's your emergency?

I gotta get home for dinner. Yeah, me too.

I know, right? Anyway, we got us a simulator.

I know. Come on you!

I love you. I love you too, Stan.

I love you. I love you, too.

I need a penis. Alright,

I need a penis. Alright,

I swear. I swear, too.

I understand. All right, let's head in.

I... Yes?

I'll be there in 30. God, she's awesome.

I'll bet she is. I hope not.

I'll slap it again... Dad, stop!

I'm freaking out. Stay calm, Eric.

I'm getting on it first. Oh no, you're not!

I'm just a bad dude. Okay, that's good.

I'm not doing it! Come on!

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it either. Kenny?

I'm ready, Coach. Give 'em hell!

I'm really worried! You've checked with the police?

I've changed back! What?

I've got a better idea. You do?

I've got Internet! Me too!

I've got Internet. Me too!

in her boobs. You don't get it, asshole.

It might be a way out, Craig! Yeah, Mr. Complainy Pants.

It seems a little extreme. Yeah.

It's Bridon! All right.

It's my life, Dad! Don't make me slap you.

It's not working, I tell ya. It's not working here?

It's not working. What?

It's our son. He's running away. What?

Kenny! Kenny, you home?

Kenny! Kenny!

Let's be partners, Kenny. (No, I'm partners with Craig.)

Let's do it! Ready? Go!

Let's get out of here! We can't just leave!

Look at their little cheeks! Let go of my face, asshole.

Looking for some Internet. You and everyone else.

Losers! Oh, shut up!

Losers. We lost?

Man, that was perfect! I almost thought

Maybe you should let him try it. What did you say, woman?

Mom, you don't Now, young lady.

Morning, Bill. Morning, Gil.

Mr. Guermo? What?

Mr. President! Over here! Congratulations, sir!

My Internet's not working either. What?

Name? Marsh.

No, you don't. I do.

No! No!

No. Butters?

Not Peru! Kyle, calm down.

Now you sound like white people! I misinterpreted the rules!

Now, Kyle! God!

Obama! Obama! Yeah!

Off! Aw, man!

Oh crap, we've gotta hide. Come on! Yeah. We've gotta get get...

Oh man, whoa! Whoa!

Oh my God! Oh no!

Oh my God! Oh my God! What?

Oh, dear. Yes.

Oh, God! Somebody do something!

Oh, Jesus! Randy, run!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, this is good!

Oh, my God! We're busted! What do we do?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Go, Randy! Run!

Oh, you kids! # Neither side is right or wrong #

Okay, then I want their place. Me, too.

Okay, why don't we go... Stay back!

one of us. I agree.

One please. Make that two!

One! Two! (Goddamnit, someone help me!)

our ways, per se. Yeah, we're cool, huh?

Randy, where will you go? We're gonna head west.

Really? No way! That'd be stupid!

Really? When you'll be a 4th grader,

Really? You know what she did.

Remember? Yeah.

Right. Except for it really isn't. Sure it is. Just look around ye.

Save me! I'm gonna fall!

Scottsdale! Scottsdale!

Service provider? NetZero.

She's the daughter of a country singer, Hey, check it out!

Shelley? Randy!

Shoot him, Butters! No!

Shoot them! Shoot them?

Shut up! # But I sent you away, Obama, #

Si, no podemis ir! Que son protectores.

Sir. Sir, we have a problem. What now?

Stan, let's be partners, dude. Naw, I'm with Wendy.

Starving at their own country. Can I help you?

Stuff just happens. That's right!

Thanks, Stan. These folks sure are strange, Smithy.

That cheating is good. Yes!

That sucks. Too bad.

That's right. Long whiskers or short?

That's right. You're a chick, dude.

The President? Come on men, we're going in!

There you are, Butters! Eric?

There! There you see it!? Oh, it's just a little penis, darling

There's another one! Oh, my God!

There's no talking to this guy. All right, fine, Craig.

There's not a chance now. No! We can find it!

There's Shelley. You excited about dinner, Shelley?

They are? Yeah, you don't know

They called the cops? They must have realized we left. Damn.

They got 'em! It's over!

They got 'em. Got who?

They got 'em. It's over. It's over.

They're everywhere! Help me!

They're in London, too? Hey, time for dinner, guys.

Those aren't guinea pigs. Get off the roof!

Three minutes would be plenty. Get lost!

Tommy Petros, is he cool? Yeah, he's cool enough.

Uh, can we say something? Sure.

Uh, Wendy? Hey, Stan.

We all have to move on. Move on?

We are the protectors. Protectors from what?

We can't help him now. I thought it was pretty good!

We did it guys! I told you that would work!

We effin' did it! It's been a long time coming,

We made it! We made it!

We speak English! And we're white!

we'll get you home. Help you how?

We'll take the hostages with us! No, you got your door code, let us go!

Well, I had to see it to believe it. I told you guys.

Well, sure! You and me,

Wendy, I have muscular dystrophy. No, you don't.

Wendy! Yeah?

What are you doing? I'm committed to peace, Wendy.

What are? They're really furry!

What did you do? Nothing.

What did you say? Uh, you go ahead, Sharon.

What do you guys want? Don't say anything. Just do it.

What do you think? I don't know what to make of it, sir.

What does that mean? I think he said,

What happened? They...

What is it, dear? A penis is loose in our kitchen!

What is it? Call just came through.

What is it? It's a guinea saurus rex.

What number are you, turd? Eight fifty one.

What on Earth... That does it!

What the hell are they doing? I have no idea.

What the hell are they doing? They're putting an end to it.

What? Come on, this is serious!

What? HIV?

What? It's me.

What? My penis is on the loose!

What? One of the cops is Chinese!

What? The new president elect is here.

What? Vampires! I seen 'em!

What? What's that supposed to mean?

What? What? What? Nothing. I just startled myself.

What's going on, Dad? Get back to your room, Shelley!

What's going on? I don't know.

What's going on? They're all over the place!

What's that? I'm not really a vampire!

What's that? Sounds like police sirens.

What's the matter? A penis!

What's the matter? I don't know.

What's the number to dial out? "Dila out"?

What's wrong with your brother? He was a McCain supporter.

Where are you from, old timer? Kansas City.

Where do we go, Randy? We've got to get out of town.

Where is it? Look, there!

Where'd everybody go? The girls all wanted to go watch

Whew. Oh, thank God.

Who is it? Please, open the door.

Who the hell is that? That's Bridon Guermo.

Who's the male lead? No surprise there!

Who's the male lead? No surprise there!

Why are they doing this? Just run!

Why aren't the cops coming in? They must be negotiating.

Why? You don't have a case here.

Will you shut up! Wait, you have guns here?

Yeah, all right! All right!

Yeah, great. Goddammit!

Yeah, great. Goddammit!

Yeah, now get outta here. All right!

Yeah, okay. Sounds good. Okay, see ya.

Yeah, that was my idea. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that'd be great! All right!

Yeah, they've got it here. All right!

Yeah! Cool!

Yeah! Woo hoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yes, anything else? I want some Cheetos.

Yes, we can! Yes, we can!

You can also look at Okay, that's probably good, Gerald.

You can let go now, Butters. No.

You cheated! What's the score, effe?

You don't like doing it? It just isn't me.

You don't shoot a guy in the dick. Okay, I'm sorry.

You gave it up? That's right.

You guys are wasting your time. Yeah, it's not gonna work.

You see any Indians? Nah, it's just the city and

You see that there feller? Yeah.

You see them? Yeah.

You think you're tough. Wassup? Wassup?

You wanna be partners, Jimmy? Jesus, what have I ever done to you?

You're hurting my arm! That's good.

You're hurting my arm! Too bad!

You're nine twenty three now. Hey! Mom!

Your teacher's penis? Yeah, that must be his!

...and spearchuckers.

...it's time to let this one go.

'cause in our time, we gots to rely on wood locks an' sich.

'cause there's a world of hurt about to come your way.

'cause you ain't makin' no sense at all!

'cause you're just a third grader.

'Cuz, dude, I'm gonna shave my balls.

'I misinterpreted the rules.'

'Say a man can practically roll around in it.

'What, what, in my asshole'.

"About Last Night"

"Breast Cancer Show Ever"

"Britney's New Look"

"Canada On Strike"

"Cartman ain't scared of fighting Wendy. He'd do it if he could."

"Chocolate Rain" has done gang busters.

"Click on the dancing kitty and you could win a prize!"

"Don't make fun of my diabetes. I'm Scott Malkinson."

"Eek, A Penis!"

"Elementary School Musical"

"Honk if you support Canada"

"I misinterpreted the rules." Good! Again!

"I misinterpreted the rules." Say it with me.

"I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got a lisp and I've got diabetes."

"If you love your penis, let it go?"

"Let's see what's in there."

"Let's win this one for real. Just this one time, let's not cheat."

"Major Boobage"

"no top part of my head" look.

"Over Logging"

"Pandemic (Part 1)"

"Pandemic (Part 2): The Startling"

"Super Fun Time"

"Super... Phun Thyme."

"That was supposed to be my power up pack.

"The China Probrem"

"the furry death."

"The government has sent their best people to the Internet

"The Llama Brothers. Tapas and Moodscapes."

"The Ungroundable"

"TheDancingKitty.com", I wonder what that is.

"this plan might backfire?"

"Tonsil Trouble"

"X" equal "Y" plus one.

"You shouldn't rip on kids with diabetes.

(No, they don't wanna see a child die!)

(No, they don't wanna see a child die!)

(What? Hey, let go.)

**and the democratic west side.

# is feeling my despair feeling my despair #

# is making them think, of Making them think #

# 'Cause you got to do what you wanna do #

# AIDS burger in paradise, AIDS burger and it ain't nice #

# And every kid in school is #

# And grooving to the beat When my homework is all done #

# And I like nothing better than making fun at yous #

# And now that I stood up for my dream I finally have the chance #

# And ripping on black people #

# and seeing it so bright. #

# and soon you'll be... #

# and soon you'll be... #

# And teaching you a lesson for coming in my house! #

# and this same moon

# And we'll always be together as one #

# And you know We'll be doing this forever #

# And you know We're together at school again #

# And your dreams are only a beat away #

# As long as we care about each other, We can still have some fun, #

# As long as we got each other We'll never have any trouble #

# As long as what you wanna do is what everybody wants you to #

# At school again #

# Back together, Together we'll stay #

# Because of AIDS and stuff #

# Boys are special in their own way #

# But he finally got the courage to answer his call #

# But I don't let that bother me because it's who I am #

# But I sent you away, Obama, #

# Can you believe it? What'd he just say? #

# Celebrate good Obama, come on! #

# Celebrate good times, come on! #

# Chew, baby, chew and chew #

# Come on now #

# Cure burger in paradise, Cure burger there, I said it twice #

# Died of AIDS in the cold dark #

# Do what you wanna do #

# Do what you wanna do #

# Do what you want don't have restraint #

# Don't care what other people wear #

# Don't let 'em tell you no #

# Don't let nothing get in your way, Chase your dream every day, #

# Don't stress about it or you just might faint #

# Don't sweat what you might get By seeing the other side as a threat #

# East side #

# East side, west side, It doesn't matter to me #

# East side, west side, Whatever side that you're on

# Even if other people don't really want you to #

# Everyone is special in their own way #

# Everyone is special in their own way #

# Everyone is special in their own way #

# Fee fi fiddly i o #

# Fi, fie, fiddly i o o o o, Fi, fie, fiddly i o, #

# Get down now #

# Girls are special like a birthday #

# Glue, baby, buy some glue! #

# Go tell aunt Rhodie #

# Go tell aunt Rhodie #

# Go tell aunt Rhodie The old Grey Goose is... #

# going away! #

# Happy birthday to you #

# Happy birthday to... #

# He was unhappy 'cause he just wanted to play ball #

# Hear the rhythm? Now is the time! The time! #

# Hey Obama, Hey Obama #

# High School Musical is so awesome. #

# How he got AIDS I haven't a clue, Wasting away again #

# I like having fun In the hot summer sun #

# I slap you! I slap you! #

# I slap, slap, slap you! #

# I'm going down the road feeling bad,

# I'm going down the road feeling bad.

# I'm going down the road feeling bad.

# I'm going slap, slap happy. Slap ati, slap. #

# I'm slapping you, slapping you silly, 'cause you disrespected me #

# If you ask me what I know... #

# If you can talk it You can sing it #

# If you wanna be a regular joe #

# If you wanna get high and jack off, it's cool #

# is loving me tonight. #

# is what's cool and popular with everyone #

# It's time to go to bed! #

# It's time to go to bed! #

# Just in case you what you do with... #

# Just like me all I every wanted was to sing and dance #

# Just make sure that what you're doing #

# Just put a melody to the words that you're saying #

# Keep singing about the status quo #

# Kids these days. #

# Let it out, party people #

# let your spirit out. #

# Little boy in South Park #

# Looking at the same moon #

# Move to the beat And let your spirit out #

# My Internet done up and went away.

# Neither side is right or wrong That's why we got to get along #

# Obama, well you came and you gave #

# Obama, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. #

# oh Lordy.

# Oh yeah, oh yeah! #

# Or the way they like to style their hair #

# Sing it, y'all #

# Singing about what we know #

# Some kids think I'm strange 'cause I like studying for an exam #

# Someone, somewhere, #

# Someone, somewhere, #

# Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah #

# Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah #

# Someone's in the kitchen, I know #

# Sometimes you feel like there's a burning inside you #

# Special in their own way #

# Status quo #

# Strumming on the ol' banjo, jo, jo, #

# Strumming on the old banjo and going... #

# Tell her what you feel

# That if you really wanna be you You gotta do what you wanna do #

# That the thing you wanna do is the thing that you should do #

# That's the phrase we know #

# That's what being friends is about #

# though some people think it's rude but you gotta #

# True, girl, you know it's true #

# True, girl, you know it's true #

# We gotta learn to all get along #

# We gotta learn to power through And set each other free #

# We will, we will rock you #

# We will, we will... #

# We'll always be dancing And singing it loud #

# What a special day #

# What are you doing here? What are you doing here? #

# What do you think you're doing? #

# What is it, son? What's on your mind? #

# What's going on here? What's this all about? #

# What's the matter with kids these days? #

# Whatever it is, you know your dad has the time #

# When you kissed me, And stopped me from shaking, #

# Who let the dogs out?

# Who let the dogs out?

# Who let the dogs out? #

# Who let the Obama out? #

# With all of our friends #

# Without taking #

# Yes, time to call it a day! #

# You can lay down the rhythm and bring it #

# You can reach the stars... #

# You got to go with the status quo #

# You got to go with the status quo #

# You gotta do what you wanna do #

# You gotta do what you wanna do. #

$210 million.

$700 million box office!