Steven Universe - Season 2 Edit

A and, uh, holding your stuff for you, right?

A Crystal Gem m m m m. [Chuckles]

A giant mutant in the center of the Earth. Besides,

A little more patience than the rest of us.

A perfect crossroads for my escape.

A series of experiments. A gem geo weapon.

A singular giant artificial fusion

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Can't you destroy it?

Aah! I'm too mad! I'll think of something later!

Aah! No, no, no, no, no! [Gasps]

Aah! We're doomed!

About Earth and its erratic behavior. Put that together

Additionally, it is, without question,

Adolescent, adolescent, adolescent.

Ah! Let me go! [Both grunt]

Ahh. Good night, Happy Bear.

All right, guys. This is the final event!

All right, look. I have a plan. Allow me to explain.

All right, no more fighting.

All right, then. Let's get this party started.

All right. Listen up, you clo...

All right. This over here...

All right. What we have here in the barn

All that matters is that I'm of use to Yellow Diamond!

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: Pearl!

All: Whoa.

Allow me to explain.

Although, while doing "chore",

Amethyst, really. This is no time to be fooling around.

Amethyst: Pearl [chuckles] you should come wrestling with me.

Amethyst: Yo, bring back that shuttlecock!

Amethyst's company is entertaining, as well

And all that stuff works, then I wasn't scared of rain anymore.

And assemble a rough blueprint based on what we have available.

And change what they think.

And definitely not important at all!

And do a bit of work to restore power to this room, so...

And have fun trying to talk to me when I'm in a bubble.

And I called Yellow Diamond a clod right to her face!

And I will take immense satisfaction

And nothing I've seen today will ever change that!

And now she's in the temple.

And now they want to blow it up with the Cluster!

And now you're turning 14 years old. [Pbht!]

And she still has a lot to learn about our planet.

And she works hard every day to be greater than she already is!

And temperatures of 9,800 degrees.

And that's why Percy and Pierre are objectively the best for each other!

And then you insulted her to her face.

And they go, "wow, thanks!"

And they never change. They just are what they are.

And we just might be able to stop it.

And we'll all be shattered!

And what is the status of the Cluster?

And whatever's going on, whatever the cluster is, I wanna help.

And when the clouds get really heavy, it rains.

And why aren't you calling from the ship?

Apparently more than you, you clod!

Are letting you stay for the weekend.

Are those some kind of rocks?

Are you sure you don't want it?

As if I'd negotiate with you, filthy war machine!

As it seems I have no other options,

At least you got this thing away from her

At the very center of the planet's core lies the Cluster.

Aw, come on, P. I'm just trying to lion the mood.

Aww! You're like an angry little slice of pie.

Baby Steven needs changing.

Back at the warp pad, what were you trying to say?

Backed up in Facet 5 of the Prime Kindergarten.

Because I want you to feel nice. That's what gifts are for.

Because Pearls aren't for this.

Because she knows something,

Because you've made an effort to understand me.

Because, Dad, I can't stay a kid forever.

Before she did any real damage.

Being flaunted around back on homeworld.

Bok bok! I'm a chicken! [Laughs]

Both: Aah!

Both: Aah!

Both: Significant use of energy compared to the output.

But all of my logs up to date 652 still exist.

But don't you see? None of that matters!

But for now, we just have to pick it up and put it on top.

But how? We'll need to build some sort of

But I guess you can't, like, get into other people's heads

But I know your curiosity comes from a place of caring.

But I read over a few hundred years of reports. [Chuckles]

But I still don't understand you!

But I... appreciate the offer.

But I'll never forsake the Gem I was made for.

But I'm only 12 3/4! You're older than me?

But it is real, and it can activate at any moment!

But not them.

But now it's going to emerge and nothing can stop it,

But Steven's not like the other Gems ... he's half human.

But the battle isn't over, crystal clods! [Laughs]

But the Diamonds are bad! They don't care about the Earth.

But the truth is not everyone deserves that patience.

But there's a reason they're in charge.

But these were just prototypes for the final product,

But we might want to be a bit more careful.

But we really should perform a few tests first.

But when it emerges and takes its physical form,

But you can't do anything right!

But, the fused one...

By whom?

Can I have my hand back now?

Cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers.

Classic Steven.

Clod! Clod! Clod!

Come on, Steven. Oh, I'm so glad this is finally over.

Come on. Let's clean up this mess.

Composed of millions of gem shards.

Comprised of millions of gem shards ...

Cool.

Could become such a... knowledgeable technician.

Dad: Okay, Steven, open up!

Despite their poor choice of residence.

Did he get even smaller? Steven's microscopic!

Did you teach her to talk like this?

Didn't fight a 1,000 year war for this planet's independence

Do you always use shape shifting like this?

Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Doesn't that sound fun? [Babbles]

Dog pile!

Don't worry about it, Steven.

Don't worry. She's harmless without her limb enhancers.

Driving always used to calm him down.

Dude, it'd be easier if you just stretch on up here.

Duh. Homegirl knows we're gonna beat her into a green pancake.

Earth trash to my body. Leave me! Go, go, go, go...

Efficient decider ever to exist in the universe.

Enough of this.

Especially my Diamond... Yellow Diamond.

Evaporates into clouds, like this steam

Every Gem has their strengths and weaknesses ...

Everything there is to know about the cluster, you pebble.

Explain it to me, fusion.

F Facet 2F5L, cut 5XG.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Filling the voids of their life with meaningless distractions.

Fine. What are your demands?

First, I recommend we organize the component types

For explaining this "rain" business to me.

For the rest of my life, no one will suspect a th...

For what?

Forms of communication have been destroyed and ...

Free, free!

Freedom is mine!

Gah!

Garnet, she was trying to tell us something.

Garnet: Hang on, Steven.

Garnet: If it has anything to do with the experiment

Garnet: Log date 7 14 2 ... [gasps]

Garnet: Looks like there's not much else we can do right now.

Garnet: Wait, keep it on a moment.

Gems, move!

Get ready

Give it to Steven. Return madness to its source!

Go! And, wow, thanks!

Good night, Ominous Triangle at the foot of my bed.

Good night, Sad Bunny. Good night, Playful Kitty.

Good one, Amethyst!

Good.

Got your birthday cape and crown ready, too.

Gotcha! Whoa!

Gotcha. [Clears throat]

Grah! Grah! Grah! Grah!

Greg: Look at that ... he finally stopped crying.

Ha!

Ha! A Peridot with a Pearl!

Ha! Building one of these "ro butts" will be easy!

Ha! How's that?

Ha! Name one thing you could engineer better.

Ha! Yes, well, at least she isn't "lion around" anymore.

Happy one month can aversary!

He also said he wanted me to stop calling him "the Steven."

He isn't like us! He's fragile and soft!

He told me that was rude

He turned back into a baby?!

He's a Gem, and Gems don't really grow up

He's reverted back to a zygote! Everyone, Steven is ...

Here goes.

Here, put 'em on and go wait in the barn.

Here, why don't I just show you.

Hey, birthday man, whatcha doin'?

Hey, it's not like a six pack is gonna save you

Hey!

Hey! Hey, hey

Hm, hm, hm.

Hm. Greg, you'll have to excuse Peridot.

Hmm?

Hmm? Oh, well, I guess if you get it wet and roll it up.

Hmm? Um... that will be all?

Hmm?!

Hmm. Good. Yes, this is adequate.

Hmm. Hmm...

Hmm. Seems I discovered some sort of archaic think chamber.

Hmm. Then why don't I just smash it?!

Hmm...

Hmph!

Hold on, Pearl. If she's not gonna be of any help.

Holy smokes, you're growing a beard!

Homeworld decided to use it for something else ...

How ... How did these get here?!

How can the Gems not know what to do?

How correct of you to notice.

How could anyone indulge in this baseless drivel?!

How could you do this to me ... the great and lovable Peridot?!

How did she escape?!

How did she get out? We bubbled her.

How is the Earth?

How much longer till we can use the drill?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Aah!

Huh? Ah!

Huh. You look good, Steven.

Hyah! Whoa.

I am natural technician and a certified kindergartner.

I believe we should terminate the Cluster!

I called Yellow Diamond a clod right to her face.

I can at least make sense of your existence

I can come see you after I'm done training with Pearl, too!

I can't believe I just did that.

I can't believe I just did that.

I can't believe I just did that.

I can't believe it's finally my birthday!

I can't hold this forever.

I can't quite reach the ....

I can't show you anything. Let's go back.

I could show you now, but I have nothing!

I demand to know what this place is and where I ...

I demand we have a tiebreaker!

I did happen upon a container containing many...

I did! And it blew up in my face.

I disobeyed my orders and went against Yellow Diamond's wishes.

I don't care about potential and resources.

I don't care that you're on the yellow team, Percy.

I don't care. Let's just hurry to the control room.

I don't know anything without my screen.

I don't know! I was just about to tell her that ...

I don't know.

I don't want to tell her what to do.

I doubt you can help me.

I get it, you're not ready. That's fair.

I get the joke now!

I got it, Pearl! [Grunts]

I guess I'll call him "Steven."

I had a magical growth spurt just now.

I had hoped to gain a better understanding of fusion

I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet.

I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet.

I have conceded to reveal some important

I have something to tell you about the Cluster.

I I'll call you when this all gets sorted out.

I just want to be there for Steven. Don't worry, Steven.

I know there's a way down from here.

I know you fixed Lazuli's gem.

I know. It's been so poorly managed.

I let myself get carried away, too ...

I mean, I've known the Gems since I was 22,

I must contact her ... to reveal what I've discovered!

I never want to think about what I've done again!

I never want to think about what I've done again!

I really hate to say it, but unfortunately,

I said I'd call him whatever I want! [Hisses]

I saw you sneak this off the moon base

I saw you sneak this off the moon base

I see a race ... a giant robo race.

I see she knows what a horn is now.

I spent all that time bonding and hoping and caring about you!

I still can't believe all this time you were older than me.

I swear, Peridot is gonna crack any second now.

I thought I could reason with her.

I thought it'd be impossible, but now we have a chance.

I thought we were finally friends, like you wanted!

I tried to spruce them up a bit. I don't know what it

I used to be really scared of thunderstorms,

I used to follow every order ... every rule.

I want my Cluster, and I want that planet to die.

I want to get off this lousy gem forsaken planet!

I want to hang out with you no matter what.

I want to hang up this banner, so ...

I wanted to ask you... about the Diamonds?

I was his best friend first. Happy birthday!

I was made for this.

I was so wrong about being so wrong about you!

I was to check progress on the cluster.

I wasn't finished speaking.

I wasn't lucky enough to be around for that.

I wasn't supposed to get stuck here.

I will do what has to be done!

I won! I'm the natural leader here.

I won't do it! I can tell you with certainty

I wonder if all of them have flight capabilities?

I would never ask you to break the law.

I'd like to tell you some plans I came up with

I'll have no part of it! [Tape fast forwards]

I'll inform your manager of your incompetence.

I'll take it from here.

I'm a traitorous clod!

I'm a traitorous clod! [Laughs]

I'm a traitorous clod.

I'm as good at building things as you. Better, even!

I'm going to say something.

I'm gonna go... freshen up. Be right back.

I'm not telling you anything about the Cluster"

I'm protecting a planet I was once trying to destroy.

I'm questioning your objectivity, my Diamond.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all other

I'm still gonna kick your butt!

I'm sure it's not granola. Now, Peridot,

I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement.

I'm the only one who knows about the ..

I'm tired of playing these games.

I've decided to share some information with you.

I've got no foot.

I've got no response from yellow diamond.

I've heard enough.

I've just been watching your previously recorded entertainment.

Ich. You can do that alone.

If I could just talk to you for one more second...

If it looks really bad,

If it's for a functional purpose. But you?

If Pearls are really like you say they are,

If she has information, she's more valuable to us like... this.

If this "Cluster" is putting us in danger,

If we can't fight her, then fine.

If we can't get off this planet, we've got to stop the Cluster.

If we just shrink down really little,

If we want to stop this Cluster thing,

If you hit it, you get it.

If you hold it too long, you could really hurt yourself.

If you need anything, I'll be in my room eating garbage.

If you really want to understand fusion, I can help you.

Imagine ... appearance modifiers

In case you've forgotten, you're on our turf now, and I

In erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps!

Information to you Crystal Gems.

Instead I gained a better understanding of Garnet.

Is about flames, but they just make everything cooler.

Is that a weapon?

Is that clear?!

Is that the same episode from three days ago?

It ... It ... It was destroyed by... no one!

It does not look like that.

It doesn't matter to me what age it seems like you are.

It doesn't matter what Earth is like.

It has laid dormant for thousands of years

It looks like you're gonna throw up.

It looks... extremely primitive.

It must have been in way better shape

It seems the earth ones are constantly

It was... something. Hmm.

It will destroy the planet.

It will tear apart the Earth,

It won't work.

It'll need to withstand up to 360 gigapascals of pressure

It's a chronicle of my descent into madness!

It's a complex chart

It's a lovely drawing, but it won't look like this.

It's all gone.

It's all gonna work out. You're with us now!

It's been long enough that we can joke about it, right?

It's full of life!

It's funny that I have to look up at you now, though.

It's good you believe in everyone, Steven.

It's just "Steven."

It's just thunder. It happens when it rains.

It's not perfect, but it'll do for now.

It's okay. Here, pretend this soup is the ocean.

It's only been like an hour.

It's over.

It's pounding on the Earth from the inside.

It's really okay if I don't age like a human?

It's remarkable that a Pearl such as yourself

It's the gems!

It's... a communicator.

Just ... just gimme a sec!

Just get rid of it!

Just give me a second.

Just go in the ocean, bro. Psssh! Like a fish.

Just in and out before it hatches.

Just like the hundreds of other Pearls

Just like you. Then dad explained how rain

Just make that happen.

Keep her outside on a leash? [Laughs]

Know how clouds work, doesn't mean I know how to stop

Ladies and gentlegems, welcome to the first annual Robolympics!

Laughing, singing, building our little machine!

Let the games begin!

Let's just have a civil conversation.

Let's just warp me back to the bathroom,

Let's run into this corner.

Let's see ... we have infant, baby.

Like I'm the Pearl.

Like your mother, you seem to have

Log date 7 1 1 2.

Log date 7 1 2 2.

Log date 7 1 5 2.

Look on the bright side ...

Look, Connie, let me take you home

Look, I know you're scared, but I'm not going to hurt you.

Look, I'm okay. It's just water.

Look, over there! Another planet to betray!

Looks like our final score is... a tie!

Looks like we're well on our way to stopping the Cluster.

Machine to take us to the center of the Earth.

Made to look like I spent a lot of time wrapping it.

Man, after everything we've gone through,

May I offer you a refreshment?

Meant for the express purpose

Meh, meh, meh, blah!

Mm hmm. Hmm...

Mm.

Mm. Why don't we get started?

Mm...

Mm... okay.

Mr. Universe, could I show you how the defibrillator works?

Much bigger than the Earth.

Much more... useful than those clods.

My arm attachments, my fingers, my screen, my log ...

My dad's from Earth, but my mom's a Gem.

My Diamond! Peridot reporting in!

My leg enhancements and my arm attachments

My limb enhancers! Where are my limb enhancers?!

My mouth gets really dry when I'm scared.

My power means nothing to an infant.

No one. B But it's an emergency!

No sweat.

No worries. I'll grab it!

No, don't worry ... it fits fine just like this.

No, I don't want to talk to them! You're the only one I need.

No, I mean, the reason I've called, the real reason is...

No, it's not!

No, it's too late. You wouldn't happen to have the rest?

No, no, it's just water. It can't hurt you.

No, no, no, no, no! It has to work!

No, no, no, no, wait!

No, no!

No, no. You're confused.

No, not 'cause of us.

No, not there.

No, Peridot, I don't think you get it. Just because I

No, this is all I can do on my own.

No, we're building robots now.

No, well, my dad told me during certain stages in your life...

No!

No!

No! I hate you.

No! This isn't over!

No. I I like it in here.

No. I I mean...

None of you know what you're doing!

Nope. She's right here.

Not all Pearls know each other, Steven.

Not mine. Not mine. Yours. Yours

Not this time.

Now I'm a traitor

Now I'm gonna do this right!

Now I'm the one in change.

Now Pierre ... Pierre is a brute!

Now that you're filled in, we can get to work.

Now you're deep in the temple in a bubble and we'll never know.

Now, behold my vision of ultimate power!

Now, do you mind moving? I have to use that.

Now, from the top. Emerging, hatching clusters.

Now, listen here, you tiny twerp.

Now, we can all agree that you're both good at building things,

Nyah! [Laughing]

Of building the Cluster drill machine thing.

Of contacting the Diamonds back on Homeworld.

Of course it is! I like you just the way you are.

Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire

Of robo construction and robo piloting.

Oh ho ho kay! I been ready for this!

Oh, but even if we do get her to come out of the bathroom...

Oh, come on. Is it like a big, uh, hunk of granola?

Oh, hmm... the ship was destroyed.

Oh, I guess it doesn't fit since...

Oh, I'm taking back all my cool nicknames for her.

Oh, maybe we can? Yeah!

Oh, my gosh! You're so cute!

Oh, my gosh. Ohhh, my gosh!

Oh, my stars

Oh, my stars!

Oh, no problem. [Chuckles]

Oh, no! [Laughing]

Oh, no! We're cornered!

Oh, no. When it forms it'll be much,

Oh, right. Sorry. I can take it back.

Oh, Steven, how gentile.

Oh, sure. Why don't you just give me back

Oh, uh, sure. Be right back, kiddo.

Oh, wait, you destroyed them!

Oh, why, oh, why did I have to encourage her?

Oh, yeah. Heh... heh, heh..

Oh, you don't have to untie that

Oh, you must be Peridot.

Oh!

Oh! I don't know what the others have told you,

Oh. You made a picture.

Ohhh, a new shirt!

Ohhh!

Okay, but stay where I can see you.

Okay, great. Let's go.

Okay, okay. Wait, slow down.

Okay, Peridot, you can turn around now.

Okay, shtuball.

Okay, this is my department.

Okay, we can add more support as we go,

Okay.

Okay.

Only bigger and you can ride them.

Oof! [All gasp]

Ooh, I got your clods right here, you little ...

Or whatever you call it, and we'll take care of this.

Organic life. And where is the Jasper I assigned you?

Over here. No, the other way.

Ow! [Laughs] That's it!

Ow! Wait, don't run away!

Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy.

Paulette: On the last episode of "Camp pining hearts"...

Percy: It's the coolor war, Paulette.

Perhaps a trade is in order?

Peridot will keep us on schedule.

Peridot, can I come in? I need to get ready for the day.

Peridot, there's no way

Peridot, you're saying there's a giant mutant gem

Peridot: Hot, hot, hot, hot!

Peridot: Hour 78 of "Camp pining hearts".

Peridot: I'll never crack for the likes of you,

Peridot: I'm not harmless!

Peridot: In conclusion, not all of the organic beings here can fly.

Peridot: Log date 7 1 3 2.

Peridot: No, you say it "7, 1, 4, 2"

Peridot: Okay, go.

Peridot: Pearl really tries for some reason, and I can appreciate that

Peridot: Well, first of all,

Peridot: Yeah, destroy me again.

Picture? This isn't just a picture, Steven!

Pierre and Percy present the strongest battle formation.

Pierre laid waste to the three legged races.

Praise me! Praise me!

Pretty impressive in my opinion, but it's hard to beat the original.

Progress on the Cluster drill is going optimal, surprisingly.

Ready! Set! Chuck!

Really?

Retreat!

Right now it lies dormant, incubating in the Earth's core.

Room, I need to go to the basement. The real basement

Room, I need to talk to Peridot.

Roomy, with a fresh hint of Earth citrus.

Rotate.

Rude

Seems like just yesterday you were a baby,

Shall we?

She could have destroyed all of that ... the whole Earth!

She should just know, shouldn't she?

She took a direct line to the Diamonds from the moon base?!

She trained herself to fight, she learned how to build things,

She was conducting in the kindergarten, then very.

She'll sort this out.

She's a made to order servant

She's far from her homeworld,

She's never gonna talk to us. [yawns]

She's still out to get us.

Shirts.

Should be adequate enough for us to get started.

Should come in handy! Nyah!

Shut your mouth!

So I'm not really sure how he's gonna age.

So long "Perry" and "P dot." Hello, P...

So maybe it works different for me.

So scalding liquid pours down from the sky?

So, am I gonna have to wear a star?

So, can you shift into anything?

So, can't you just try listening to each other?

So, ew, what are you doing with her foot?

So, no, I don't think we can reach some sort of agreement!

So, these weren't actually part of her body?

So, this is the barn. I'm surprised your parents

So, who do you belong to, anyway?

So, you wanna fight? Good.

So... you just grew all of a sudden?

Somehow the rejects at camp clod fail to recognize

Something that's made her scared.

Sorry for interrupting your interrogation.

Sorry this was a disaster. I wanted to look older for you.

Sorry, I just can't believe my little boy's growing up so quickly.

Sorry, Steven. We're gonna need you to stay here

Steven, are you all right?!

Steven, are you feeling okay?

Steven, don't you want to know about the Cluster?

Steven, I thought I told you to keep an eye on her.

Steven, what's going on?! What happened?

Steven, you can't just keep stretching forever.

Steven, you probably shouldn't have listened to Peridot's logs,

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven: # and if you think we can't #

Steven! Release me!

Steven?

Stop talking.

Stop! Giant robots shouldn't fight!

Stop! They're gonna see you!

Stop! They're gonna see you!

Stretching your body out for that long is not good for you.

Stupid Peridot! Stupid giant robot!

Sure, but none of it's gonna help us.

Sure. Got a request?

Than I initially thought.

Thank you for your report, Peridot.

Thank you!

That aren't melded to your body.

That doesn't involve destroying the house.

That I'm going to get to grow up with you.

That looks great. Let's take a break.

That one's canis helicopterus.

That one's, uh... snake constellation.

That the Earth was no longer a viable colony,

That the permafusion, Garnet, is the worst.

That there are things on this planet worth protecting!

That was all me, but I don't get it.

That was amazing!

That was fun. Huh?

That's a lot of gem shards.

That's enough! If we're going to work together,

That's good, because she's right behind you.

That's it! We tied. We are the same.

That's no excuse to use

That's not common. That's amazing!

That's pretty good. Are you okay?

That's right! I am a Pearl! [Gasps]

That's right.

The answer to that is a story I like to call

The Cluster will emerge shortly!

The Cluster.

The direct Diamond communication channel!

The most perfect, the most reasonable, rational,

The only reason I know anything about clouds and rain

The organic ecosystem creates resources unique to this world.

The organic life forms of Earth have fascinating traits

The prototypes are already emerging. The Cluster is next.

The reason why I'm on this sad rock in the first place.

The result will be catastrophic. Now!

The size of the Earth under us right now?

The Steven has given me this earth machine

The superior pair that is Pierre and Percy.

The what?! Ugh. No, no, no.

Then Pearl isn't common at all.

Then we can just ask this dad for help, right?

There was an accident... while we were landing.

There were a bunch of fusion monsters.

There'll be a ship heading to your location

There's no time for feeling horrible.

There's one more thing I have to mention.

These are the early attempts at artificial fusion.

These clumps don't know how lucky they are to have me.

They even function in reverse! Ugh!

They left, you know. You can come out now.

They only let me come after equipping me

They seem to be getting along well. I wonder when that happened.

They wanted to hollow it out,

They'd destroy the camp!

They're absolutely, totally, completely flawless beings!

They're for standing around a and looking nice

They're like those funky marble guys you were sending,

This competition will test our robo engineers' skills

This is going to be tricky. [Shower runs]

This is it. This is the end of the world.

This is just something that happens on Earth. Isn't it cool?

This is pointless! There's no way you're gonna beat me!

This is the Cluster ... a massive artificial fusion

This is the Yellow Diamond control room.

This is where you need to be, right?

This might sound silly, but I'm really glad

This one goes out to the birthday boy, and his best friend.

This place just gets worse every time I come here.

This planet can be of use to Yellow Diamond!

This primitive vibration transmitter could possibly serve a function.

This says you're behind schedule on your mission to...

This was it. This was my last shot.

Those are just the desperate lies of a gem who's been caught

Those cheesy chaps for you off that very high shelf.

Though I have a few complaints on the work ethic of ...

To do gem stuff, so I'll watch you when they're not around.

To replace my communicator log.

To stay and help build the drill thing, right?

To take us to the center of the Earth.

To take you to your next assignment.

To utilize the planet without disrupting the local ...

Today marks the 30th earth rotation since my capture.

Today, I was assigned a "chore" ... cleaning duty ...

Toddler ... what's it called ... adolescent.

Together: Clink!

Together: Clink!

Together: Surpri..

Traitor megaclods!

Trapping technologies ... the child safety lock!

Triple 550 deluxe with no cheese!

Trust me. I've tried.

Ugh, let's just give it a rest.

Ugh, log date 7, 1, 4, 2.

Ugh, sick. There's bits of her all over.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Can one of you take this?

Ugh! Why do I keep sticking my neck out for you!

Ugh.

Ugh. I know, right?

Uh oh.

Uh, hey, yeah. Don't worry about it!

Uh, if you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet,

Uh, let's run.

Uh, Peridot, are you gonna be okay? [Tape recorder rewinds]

Uh, Peridot, out!

Uh, sorry. We lost them.

Uh, Steven, you've got something on your cheek.

Uh, whoops.

Uh, you've been here for a few days. Is everything okay?

Uh..

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... do you think...

Uh... how am I supposed to help?

Uh... I came from my mom and dad.

Um, we can just leave it in the car for now

Useful could be inside this primitive image cube.

W Wait, no. I want to stay.

Wah! [Laughs]

Wah! Ugh.

Wait, so we're just gonna let her live in my bathroom?

Wait, wait. You ... You need me.