BoJack Horseman - Season 2 Edit

A bit is what they call a joke in show business.

A buzz in round? All right.

A chain of high end department stores.

A chance to finally make things right. And this time, I was gonna win...

A complex role that requires a precise touch and a deft hand

A hero?

A lock pick.

A lot of people talk big,

A lot of them grow up to be serial killers.

A million dollars for charity.

A stranger just told me to eat shit.

A T shirt, BoJack, in the theater.

A then relevant Wilmer Valderrama used to host a weekly how do you do

A, "A visual feast for the senses,"

A, 75? B, 1000?

A, because I am not a great man and B, because that is a really stupid name.

Aah! What is it?

Abe knows what we're making.

About a guy who doesn't know anything about Secretariat. [laughs]

About five years ago. Veronica, right?

About if that's the kind of energy you want in your life.

About something that she has nothing to do with.

About the show as it airs.

About the son I'll never know.

About trying improv comedy?

Acting in your dream movie. What more do you want?

Actually one of the stars just died. It's really sad.

Actually, I'm gonna stay right here.

Actually, maybe you should.

Actually, this might be a thing she does.

Actually, you know what? Don't worry about it. It's not for you.

Afraid he's gonna lose his scholarship.

Against Hank Hippopopalous.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. All right! Here we go.

Ah. Kofi Makir. Am I pronouncing that right?

Ah. Well, I wrote down "late," so that's what it's gonna be.

Aha! I went to house to pick up mail for you like real American Johnny.

Alan, we've got enough problems without worrying about your imminent death.

Alan, you already know too much. You're a part of this now, like it or not.

All I ever wanted was to be your friend.

All I've ever wanted was to be in this movie,

All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go.

All right, but why are you helping me?

All right, folks. We're taking it back to 1991,

All right, Good Wife, let's see what you got.

All right, let me try again. What are you doing ?

All right, you ready? This is go time. There's no turning back now.

All right. I'll do it.

All right. Now that's $500,000.

All right. You don't wanna listen to Bosstones together.

All the pressures of being president.

All the red flags just look like flags.

All this time, I assumed there was more to me than everyone thought

All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati

Allegedly.

Alone, please?

Along with all that pain and degradation comes a certain perfect clarity,

Also, it has four different colors.

Also, my husband left me.

Also, P.S., when have you ever been on my side?

Also, you know, I'm a huge fan. I'm so excited/amped/pumped

Although I gotta hand it to your husband. It has been a really painless shoot,

Amanda, I am so glad you're throwing your weight behind this.

An illegitimate son,

Ana is the best there is.

And a genocide may or may not have been perpetrated in my name.

And a sign is less likely to get distracted.

And all the money will be set on fire live here on our studio soundstage.

And all the other character actors who live in lucrative obscurity.

And all the stars came out to show off their tricks.

And also full from the pancakes so instead... you took a nap.

And also my name is Mia McKibben, so that I could deal with your nonsense.

And another hero is President Nixon.

And armchair sociologist, Cardigan Burke. Cardigan,

And as my own dog, I decided

And at least now you have your own bed. Besides... heh, everyone here loves you.

And be this best possible version of myself.

And BoJack barely got beyond his thesis statement.

And can you at least let Alan fix the cable before he dies?

And cut. Neat.

And destroy peasant rebel army

And doesn't end with "how much you hated Moulin Rouge," the answer's no.

And enough time to catch up on The Good Wife.

And even then, sometimes...

And every episode, the eyes light up with dollar signs,

And finally topple the acropolis of monstrous hypocrisy

And finally, my personal favorite,

And fired his chief advisor, who can be seen in this file photo

And for a moment, you feel like you are.

And for some reason, everyone was playing poker all of a sudden.

And for someone who never plays, you sweat a lot.

And for the next 30 minutes, I am that God

And get a lot of people mad at you.

And get back to doing small roles

And get to look into the real darkness of his soul.

And got my Rooney a screen test.

And got that shot I told you not to get for the scene

And he had to agree with me.

And he said improv is a cult.

And he was like, "Hey." And that's our thing.

And he would say, "I love you."

And he would say, "Well, if he didn't invent it, he certainly perfected it."

And he'll be like, "Oh, hey." And I'll be like, "Hey."

And here I am going downstairs.

And here many monies off for Bed Bath Beyond.

And his bestselling book, it's BoJack Horseman.

And I am a horse. Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the track?"

And I didn't drink tonight, so everything's totally legal.

And I didn't know where else to go.

And I don't feel that way a lot.

And I don't mean that kind of number two.

And I don't want to be the mother of a quitter

And I have never been more sure of anything.

And I just can't wait to tackle it head on.

And I just want a night off to enjoy them.

And I know that sounds stupid to you, and small.

And I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad.

And I made you two mixes.

And I need people to witness me witnessing it.

And I need you in my corner now because I don't have anybody else.

And I probably could have handled things better

And I realized, "I can wallow in this hole or I can change."

And I said, "Yes." And he said, "God help us all" and left the room.

And I say, "I'm here to confirm she is an incredible woman."

And I think we could make something really special.

And I truly do believe that.

And I was like, "Yeah, that's okay, but compared to what my wife is doing,

And I would say, "I don't think that's true."

And I would scream into the night.

And I wouldn't have to say, "I'm sorry I left.

And I'll believe almost anything.

And I'm Checkers.

And I'm sorry I made you come here.

And I'm telling you you're not gonna win this thing.

And if I hear one more peep out of you

And if Kelsey didn't get fired,

And if you ever try to contact me or my family again,

And imagining what could have been.

And is currently profiting off of Hank Hippopopalous's good reputation?

And it is very important that things run smoothly tonight.

And it just goes to show you life is just... Ah, what am I saying?

And it made an entirely new color.

And it says if I leave immediately, I can still make it home tonight.

And it would really mean a lot if you came.

And it's weird that you never apologized for that...

And literally grab cash out of thin air?

And lying to my husband for the last week? Hey, there's a Cheez It on the shelf.

And make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?

And mawkish sentimentality, but still.

And maybe some space might be good for us.

And more people read them.

And my car runs on farts.

And my children married each other in an unholy incestuous union.

And my thing is just a dumb feminist trying to get attention

And new media outreach, they'll seem more grounded down to earth.

And next month the community center is doing Seussical.

And next thing I know, I'm an Associate Producer.

And no one more important than the people who make that television.

And not a second longer and only if you're insanely wealthy. I can't wait!

And not enough time being a dad.

And not have to talk about anything or explain anything.

And now my face is in ruins.

And now our first ever guest.

And now you can fill your life with projects

And now you know me.

And off putting.

And on that wall is a painting of me posing for the statue.

And over there is the statue of me building the library.

And pretend Trip isn't being a huge perv right now?

And really figure out what we're doing

And right now that clarity is telling me that you and I should get out of here.

And say, "Yeah, another day, let's do it." How do people do it?

And serene. And... pleasant.

And several crates full of unsold muffs

And she died of alcohol poisoning, man.

And she exploded?

And she had no idea that her boyfriend was the strangler.

And she loses all perspective. Goddamn it, honeydew?!

And she told me, of course! We're married!

And so I began my travels,

And steal the scale model.

And that man was Banksy. And that color was green.

And that mister is me understanding you just fine.

And that outstanding individual will receive this pen.

And that someone had to be you?

And that you still won't.

And that'll make him super jealous.

And that's not gonna change whether you're in California

And the animals' choice is...

And the less discerning Staten Islander."

And the son never knew who his dad was, but always had a hunch it was Nixon,

And the story it's telling you is to answer your phone.

And the tears start to flow.

And the tears start to flow.

And the vice president was a hip hop zebra named Zebro.

And the waiter would say, "You want me to box up this jerb kazzaz for you?"

And then I gotta take my suit off.

And then later clarified that that's a compliment.

And then my picture was in the newspaper.

And then on the billboard it'll say:

And then that son grew up to be the security guard at the Nixon Library?

And then the whole thing feels kind of creepy.

And then they like learning more about you, but at a certain point

And then this other girl, Lyla K., came up to him and was just like, "Hey."

And then to tell you you're not doing so well.

And then you are going to be over here.

And then you got mad at me for letting you eat so many pancakes.

And then you say, "Hey."

And then... never dance with him.

And they don't even care they could be ruining a man's life.

And they hug you while your butt is stuck in a chimney.

And they keep talking about the park and all the fun you'll have,

And this isn't funny. No more tomfoolery.

And vodka. And gin.

And war and devastation in three months.

And we can make the movie we both want to make.

And we did the right thing back there, you think?

And we shot on location.

And we still put him on TV every week,

And we will do our part to honor his legacy.

And we'll find out in four to six weeks.

And we're back in five, four, three, two...

And we're back.

And we're back. Contestants, I've got a history question for both of you.

And we're out. Fifteen seconds, everybody.

And we're out. Oh, we're cooking now.

And what does she have against our beloved hippopotamus?

And what happened to your friends BoJack and Penny?

And what happened?

And when the pressure's on, that's when I shine.

And when you don't have proof to back it up, you just slink away.

And when you woke up, you said, "Thanks for the pancakes

And while Daniel's in the booth, BoJack, you have an essay question.

And who are you again?

And why we're here.

And work on this movie that's gonna ruin my career.

And yes folks, I said "da," not "the."

And yet here you are trying to make me vomit.

And you can use improv to make this room anything you want it to be.

And you don't know where Maddy got the whiskey.

And you got to make the movie you wanted to make,

And you just roll into my life like a hurricane.

And you just want me to put on a happy face

And you kept eating them so I kept making them.

And you might wanna find someplace else to work

And you said your name was Chadwick Boseman?

And you treat me like a big joke.

And you'll cut it with water. That way you don't get hungover.

And you'll run with it.

And you'll say, "I'm busy right now. Maybe later."

And your second favorite Gnarls Barkley song.

And, uh, Goose decided to go in a different direction.

Another beautiful day in the city of Brotherly Angels.

Another embarrassingly wrong answer,

Any bad press you get can hurt Secretariat.

Any questions about me, the handsome, famous horse with a book?

Anyone else want a snack?

Anyone else want a snack?

Anyway, do you remember who directed The Philadelphia Story?

Anyway, enjoy the sandwich, you're a great man.

Anyway, I am fired up about my first day back on set.

Anyway, I know you're just in town for the boat show,

Anyway, let's take a moment to look at the great comments

Anyway, what were we talking about? Who knows?

Are we clear on this?

Are you calling attention to the fact

Are you giving me a thumb's up or a thumb's down? I can't tell.

Are you in or out?

Are you in?

Are you *******? Because I feel some of these you're just making up.

Are you kidding me? With this honeydew right now? Ugh!

Are you kidding?

Are you punishing me for smoking or for stealing?

Are you ready to go to New York for six months?

Are you saying that nobody who really knows me could ever love me?

Are you saying the Van Sant camp wants to recant on VanCamp?

Are you saying you're finally ready to settle down with yours truly?

Are you serious right now? Dude, this is for charity.

Are you sure she's gonna be okay?

Are you the person to talk to about unclogging the toilet?

As a teen, I'm open to new experiences.

As a young Jackie Bouv?

As an ally?

As long as one of us dies, that's good enough.

As Max Headroom would say, "Your m m mom is a b b bitch."

As would I, BoJack Horseman,

As you know, you're my favorite client.

At AOL Time Warner Pepsico Viacom Halliburton Skynet

At Chris Martin's holiday party? We stepped outside for a smoke?

At night I heard the cries of children sick and dying.

At our age, it's weird if you don't have a family.

At the Movies With Mr. Peanutbutter.

At this point, we just don't know enough to judge.

At this up and comer that will please the pickiest of Brooklynites

ATTITUDE stands for attention to

Audience, does BoJack know things?

Audience, let's...

Aw, she looks so peaceful.

Awesome. Wait. How many times did I just say "awesome"?

Aww.

B, "A zestful lark through time and space,"

Be reasonable. You wouldn't wanna puncture the hull.

Bear not like to be poke

Beat it, Poindexter.

Beats by Dre, Abercrombie and Fitch and [clicking] brand fin polish.

Beautiful, I'm starting my own agency, and I want you to be my partner in crime.

Because BoJack's doing a play there after you finish.

Because he knows I'm a real girl who's mostly chill. [chuckles]

Because I am going to win you an Oscar.

Because I have very mixed feelings about it.

Because I'm here to buy... a boat.

Because I'm so engrossed in the second screen experience,

Because it seems like you might actually win,

Because it's a different kind of pie?

Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people

Because nothing is more important than television,

Because of network executives like me.

Because of what she's saying on the news

Because people on the app are, and I quote, "losing their tits."

Because people on the app are, and I quote, "losing their tits."

Because some idiot stole this model last night.

Because that was a long road to walk to get to that punch line.

Because the movie's such a piece of shit and all.

Because there's a lot of ribbing going on here.

Because they can't.

Because this is the moment you realize

Because we're talking about Egypt? And Mr. Peanutbutter's a mutt, so...

Because when Zachary had a bad time with peer pressure,

Because you should not read the comments.

Because you're mad at me, right?

Because you're my best friend, Todd

Because...

Because... why?

Beep, boop, beep.

Beep, boop, boop. Machine?

Beep, boop.

Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit.

Believe me, nothing would make me happier

Besides, I don't think Diane's the person you wanna be going to for life advice now.

Between the Cords and the Ovians

Between the tanning salon and the adult bookstore.

Big Money himself, Mr. Peanutbutter.

Big nosed Todd wasn't funny, Zombie Todd wasn't funny,

Big reforms which could lead to sweeping change

BJ, I don't know. Look You know what you're good at?

Black, red, blue and for some reason, green.

BoJack gonna be in "da" house.

BoJack Horseman is tonight's winner.

BoJack Horseman, Horsin' Around.

BoJack, Abe tells me you guys are almost done with the movie.

BoJack, according to this app, you're almost tied.

BoJack, aren't you in a movie about Secretariat?

BoJack, before we get started

BoJack, breathe. You can do this.

BoJack, for all the marbles:

BoJack, I wanted to invite you to my graduation show tomorrow night.

BoJack, I'd love to help you out,

BoJack, I've been out of prison for two minutes.

BoJack, listen, I Oh!

BoJack, listen, I know you're scared, but it's gonna be okay.

BoJack, sit down.

BoJack, this is Corduroy Jackson Jackson, your costar.

BoJack, this is our first show

BoJack, what do we do?

BoJack, what is the average annual rainfall in Bora Bora?

BoJack, your book talked a lot about how much you love apple fritters.

BoJack! Thank God you found me

BoJack?

BoJack's not perfect. There are other celebrities

Boom. Bam! Done!

Boxer versus raptor. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na.

Boxer versus raptor. Na na na na na na na na.

Boxer versus raptor. Na na na na na na na na.

Boxer versus raptor. Na na na na na na na na.

Boxer versus raptor. Na na na na na na na na.

Bringing your score down by 80 points and 12 dollars.

Broad accusations to get attention for yourself,

Buckle up, buddy, this is the year of Secretariat.

Buffering still, buffering.

But according to the second screen experience,

But also, you were my friend and you hurt my feelings.

But any of these next nominees would be welcome

But as you can see, I don't have my book.

But back to our main story, what is Diane's problem?

But calculus? Calculus can blow a mind away."

But damn if she doesn't get shit done.

But everyone on the app is really rooting for Daniel

But first, it's time for our Multiple Choice Buzz In Round.

But first, the visiting Cordovian Prince Gustav

But for now, don't worry about it.

But he was quickly found buying chili in Beverly Hills.

But I also expect that one of you will tower above the rest.

But I am a good actor, right?

But I am inches from getting Emily VanCamp

But I don't think moping around the house with Diane all day is healthy.

But I don't think we're going to be done in time.

But I don't wanna.

But I guess we'll find out right after this break.

But I knew my life was empty.

But I like it there.

But I look at the moon and so does he. That's how I know we're connected.

But I need this to go well, and I can't... [sighs]

But I need you here and I think you should come home.

But I think people are gonna notice

But I was like, "Hey, marriage lasts forever."

But I won't be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing.

But I'd still rather share a bed with him than my ex wife.

But I'm a little concerned

But I'm kind of bummed we didn't get to dance.

But I'm my own dog.

But I'm real good at cleaning windows. Look.

But I'm super busy recording promos

But I'm tired of running in circles.

But if there's an adult there, I was supposed to be responsible,

But if you ask me, I don't think you want perfect and serene

But if you get it wrong, the charity gets nothing

But if you have any questions about Nixon, I'd be happy to answer them.

But improv isn't just about a constant clamoring for attention and validation.

But is now a scene where he swims in a fishing hole

But it wasn't Secretariat. And it wasn't me. It was a computer.

But it won't make you whole.

But it's actually just an answering machine.

But it's killer. Now all we need is a happy ending.

But Lady Luck had other plans.

But listen, I love you. Okay?

But maybe there isn't.

But maybe, if he runs really fast...

But now he's gotta take Trip to his dumb ass basketball game.

But now I'm ready to move on with my life

But now, let's meet our big celebrity.

But on the bright side, was not our worst.

But Secretariat never actually taught math in South Central.

But seriously... make yourself at home.

But she abandoned me to teach piano in Cordovia or something.

But some guy named Dong Slinger 420 loved the surprise.

But that doesn't give you the right to be shitty to me. I can't be around someone

But the cable's out for the neighborhood.

But the phantom cries would not abate

But the problem is, the place is crawling with cops.

But the survivors need a new hospital and we need to build it.

But then he said since prom's not for another two months,

But then I saw, the kid had a tell.

But then no one told me to stop, so it's still kind of my job.

But then they don't take you to the park. I need a second.

But then...

But then... [sobs]

But there has to be more.

But there's always The Atlantic.

But these people want resolution, okay?

But they call me Pete Repeat because I always say everything twice.

But this guy kissed your wife.

But this is bigger than you and me.

But this is the right thing,

But this Lyla K. character sounds like a real bust ass super skank.

But this moment is bigger than that.

But we were supposed to make a gritty movie about the real Secretariat.

But when he gets excited, his ears ever so slightly flop up and give him away.

But with an even larger main course of "sadly, I cannot."

But with me you can just relax and enjoy yourself.

But wouldn't finish.

But you can use our second screen app to see what viewers say

But you gotta keep it on for one more week.

But you guys are really into improv. I'm gonna go with my friend.

But you're actually out there helping people.

But you're also chewing gum.

But you're my girlfriend and I care about you

But, honestly, how fantaj would my Rooney be

But, see, I thought this was the man who sabotaged your rock opera.

But, uh, seriously, folks. Right?

By attacking a famous man, is that it?

By breaking into the only other place in Yorba Linda of cultural significance:

By the end of tonight,

By the way, your girlfriend has a stripper name.

C, "The best Zachary Quinto movie of all time,"

C! 3500!

Called Party of Five. Get it?

Can BoJack take me?

Can I ask you something?

Can I get another drink now or will that quote, unquote "embarrass" you?

Can I talk to you?

Can someone get this guy a cookie?

Can we be back to the car, so, for more get for put in it?

Can we kill these lights at all? Is that a ?

Can we please get some alcohol into my mouth?

Can you believe two guys like us

Can you check on our drinks? I would love some gin.

Can you give us the room, please?

Can you imagine what they're going to do for a real celebrity?

Can you write on a sign "watch out for cable"?

Can't do this to me. Where the hell is he?

Can't we just all shut up and do this?

Cancel the Bubble Round. Because we're getting real.

Carolyn, when you're in the throes of a very ugly divorce such as I am,

Carolyn, you are my gritty, witty city kitty.

Carolyn, you're a single woman in your 40s.

Carolyn? I only heard one stomp.

Carolyn.

Carolyn. How are things all the way up on 27?

Character actress Margo Martindale, you've been a model prisoner.

Charley Witherspoon, 28th floor agent.

Charley, you better get your client to change his mind

Charley. Listen, I wanted to touch base about Emily's start date on Jackie O.

Charlotte told me if I was ever in New Mexico

Cheers! Oh, you're good. You're very good.

Chili is nature's chillaxative.

Chin up, big guy. So, we ain't making Casablanca.

Claim that Uncle Hanky took them to a...

Clean up your shit, Todd.

Coffee Maker. [groans]

Coincidentally during that year, I read a book about cults.

College kid that gives you Adderall?

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, Todd. Almost there.

Come over for dinner, okay?

Come see the movie, we'll schmooze, we'll kibitz,

Coming up, Kanye West claims to hate Thin Mints. Our panel is outraged.

Computer BoJack had so much charisma and screen presence we ended up going back

Confetti shoots out of the ears, then I somersault out the mouth.

Cool.

Copernicus is the founder of Shenanigags.

Copernicus, how do you always come up with these amazing butt jokes?

Copernicus? Uh, Copernicus?

Could be really good for us, as a couple.

Could we keep it down in the front, please?

Could you get the base a little less pale?

Coupled with the retreat of the church from secular life..."

Dad, don't be gross.

Damn, Bojangles, you got served.

Darn tootin'. I may be a professional racehorse,

Dear God.

Death threat for wife, death threat for wife, once more death threat,

Diane does raise some good points.

Diane, I believe this question is for you.

Diane, I lived a life of power and luxury,

Diane, if you're watching this, I love you and I know you're doing great things.

Diane, look at us. A couple life lovers over here.

Diane, obviously Todd doesn't know what you're talking about.

Diane, the dead will not benefit from our grief,

Diane, this is Kinko.

Diane, you need to be strong.

Diane? I want you to meet Amanda Hannity,

Diane...

Did someone say something to the left? Diane, is that you?

Did something exciting just happen?

Did something exciting just happen?

Did that hurt your feelings?

Did they really make your character president?

Did you also get rid of my stuff? Where's my duffel bag?

Did you check the hall closet?

Did you go to work today?

Did you guys all practice before the show, because

Did you see what I did there? That's why they call me Pete Repeat.

Didn't I tell you not to invite your mom to the taping?

Didn't notice. You've got the smile of a winner.

Die, you chunky assholes!

Diego will see you have a good time without him,

Do they drink alcohol? All these things are possible.

Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!

Do they know things? Let's find out!"

Do they teach you anything in school? Make a left at the light.

Do they wear short shorts?

Do you get it?

Do you know anything about Secretariat? You know he was a horse, right?

Do you still want to go to New York? Because Jill Pill

Do you think Israel has a right to defend herself?

Do your parents really love each other,

Do? What do? Movie's finished.

Doesn't mean they have to bring it home with

Dog friend's program is to find what celebrities know?

Don't beat yourself up too bad

Don't do that BoJack thing where you go off script

Don't give me that, you want crazy. "Crazy" is your favorite Patsy Cline song

Don't make me laugh. Ha hoo.

Don't sit so close to the TV, it'll make you cruel.

Don't tell me what to spread.

Don't worry so much. If you can't do this part

Don't you dare cry, don't you ever cry.

Don't you dare put that out.

Don't you talk to her like that!

Doris exploded?

Drink beer, and watch old episodes of Horsin' Around

Dude, what are you really doing here?

Editor in chief here at Manatee Fair

Eh...

Eight different women, all former assistants,

Elijah Wood?!

Emmy Award for Best Guest Actress.

Enjoy your dumb little TV show.

Erica, where did that tooth come from? All right, let's keep this party going.

Especially not when I have this smoke bomb. Ka pow!

Even I can't believe how much good we've done here,

Even though the movie's gonna be a piece of shit, right?

Even with all the craziness.

Every day after school.

Every day I'm telling people all about the great stuff you're doing there.

Every day, it gets a little easier.

Every good thing that ever happened to you happened

Everybody Those of you who can walk, I mean.

Everybody loves having BoJack around.

Everyone here loves you. Do you feel that?

Everyone is gunning for you. You're a woman talking out of turn about a man.

Everyone loves my work, but apparently not enough

Everyone said for months

Everyone says he's a really nice guy.

Everyone. We have an announcement

Everyone's paying attention to me now!

Everything I did was to help you tell the story

Everything is a metaphor.

Everything is the worst.

Except keep acting in this movie you hate.

Excuse me, would you get a picture of us?

Excuse me? That was such a beautiful performance.

Excuse, Dog Dog Peanut Man? This wife, she poke bear, yes?

Explain that the widow Day Lewis. She'll be devastated. Kaput. Kapleshky.

FAB, stands for fresh active BNA.

Face the same kind of smear tactics used by the Viet Cong.

Finally, we'll need a criminal mastermind.

Fine Art Gallery at the strip mall.

Fine. I'll call 911.

Finish it.

First, we gotta get the best lock pick in the city.

Five letters, second letter U?

Five minutes, Mr. Horseman.

Flying out the window, over the

For a little bit.

For television's highest rated new game show.

For the environment.

For the past few days thinking about that Jackie O movie.

For us, it's a place to realize our higher selves. For the paying public,

Freestyle.

Friend of Peanut Man, and lover of federated American states.

From this New York playwright, she really wants to talk to you.

Game recognize game.

Get dressed. We're going to the orphanage.

Get it? Track? Because horses run on tracks and you are a horse.

Get your butt up that chimney, and do your thing, Hamlet.

Get your demo guys together.

Gin, please? Is there gin coming?

Give me some gossip.

Go feel good about yourself and do your important work.

Go home, burn it and come back.

Go home, Goober.

Go sit on a sharp dick, you piece of shit.

Go to bed, Penny.

God, no! This is not the immediate praise I expected.

God, you know, you'd almost be safer in Cordovia.

Golden Globe winning star of the book.

Good boy, good boy.

Good choice. After seeing J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot, did I call it:

Good guy, total hack.

Good Lord, that's graphic.

Good ones leave too soon, bad ones never go away.

Good point.

Good shrugging, kid.

Good. Honestly, you'll probably be better off without me.

Gosh, I wanna say...

Got it, okay.

Gotta go. Bye.

Great house, great career, great life! Must be why I'm so happy all the time!

Great! Let's drag some bodies! Kinko! Oh, never mind

Great.

Great. We got it. Let's move on.

Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

Guys like us? We're pros.

Guys, could I get everyone's attention, please?

Guys, earlier, some general asked me if it was "a go"

Guys? There is a very fragile alliance

Ha, good one.

Ha, ha. Okay, keep the engine running, I'll be back in a Oh.

Hank Hippopopalous, Bill Murray...

Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark!

Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark!

Hank is coming here?

Hank, I have to ask, did you do it?

Happiness is a metaphor

Happiness is a metaphor for change.

Happy ending for Todd!

Hashtag "every morning is a miracle." Hashtag "BoJack thoughts."

Hashtag "great day to start fresh at a new job, sincerely, BoJack."

Hashtag "miracle." Hashtag "every morning."

Hashtag "PANTS."

Hating Thin Mints? Is he legally insane?

Have a seat.

He could "foresee a situation" where he would want to go with me,

He goes on. "My question for you is:

He had to go win a race against the Russians

He is one groovy dude.

He just lost his first race, his father was sent to the glue factory.

He said "bam."

He said, "Two dongs way up."

He spent the last few days at Burning Man or whatever getting high.

He was wearing my clothes.

He would just say, "How was your day?" And then he would say,

He'd want to go with Ali Sandler, and I'm like,

He's been negative, so Copernicus thought he could benefit from some time away.

He's been reassigned to the Shenanigags comedy cruise line, the Giggleship.

He's fighting the Reds over in 'Nam,

He's got a funny face. I like your face.

He's got a soothing face and I like looking at it.

He's in my calculus class, and sometimes we'll do this thing

He's just this stupid guy.

He's right. Our research shows America likes to think they know you,

Hello, I am Mustache Todd. Like regular Todd, but with a mustache

Hello?

Hello? No, he's still here.

Hello. Serious, Going Places Todd at your service.

Herb loved orphans.

Here in Cordovia, I'm stitching children's arms back on.

Here on Mars.

Here, let me advance this. [grunts] And we probably got it.

Hey, are we at Tony Roma's right now?

Hey, BoJack, can I talk to you for a minute?

Hey, boys. What is this, a crossover episode?

Hey, Bryan. What's going on here?

Hey, buddy, pass me that bottle of vodka?

Hey, can you hold on a second? I'm getting another call.

Hey, Charley, Princess Carolyn again. Listen

Hey, Chicago! Al Capone, deep dish.

Hey, Dad, BoJack's taking me to prom!

Hey, Diane, you're still here. And BoJack is here.

Hey, do me a favor. Please don't make a big thing out of this.

Hey, do you remember the morning after my first night here?

Hey, enough with the stomping already!

Hey, get out of Hair and Makeup and give me back my pen!

Hey, I hope you can find a way to be happy, BoJack.

Hey, is it cool if I crash here for a couple nights?

Hey, kid, listen.

Hey, Knute.

Hey, look at you, all dressed up for the Dipshit Awards.

Hey, man, that's fantastic/great/I ran out of things.

Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter.

Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. You wanna go fly a kite?

Hey, Seattle! Space Needle, Starbucks.

Hey, Secretariat.

Hey, should I give him a sitcom?

Hey, thank you so much. You people are the real stars. Huh?

Hey, there are a lot of advantages to being the girlfriend of a big celebrity.

Hey, this is Mr. Peanutbutter's show, so be nice.

Hey, Todd, you had some killer provs in class today.

Hey, Todd?

Hey, uh, I'm not gonna be back on set Monday.

Hey, um, how come Nixon gets a line and I don't get a line?

Hey, um...

Hey, Waco, Texas! Terrible tragedy. What does Ethan Hawke know?

Hey, what's your name, Superstar?

Hey, why don't we just us two schedj a hang for this 'kend?

Hey, work buddy, first day on the job, huh?