Open Season 2 Edit

A 1 pound bag of crazy lifting a 1200 pound bag of lazy.

A 1200 pound wild bear!

A battle? Are you serious?

A time of renewal...

A voice like an angel.

A vulnerable child...

A whole herd of wieners.

A wild animal who relies on no one but himself.

About Mr. Weenie being lost forever and ever.

About what?

About, you know, all that stuff about what really matters.

Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.

All me. Yes!

All right, fine.

All right, Giselle, but remember, you asked.

All right, go.

All right, now, let's get cleaned up.

All right. Let's go.

All that matters is to be with the one you love...

All you have to do is...

Alone in that steaming jungle.

And decided to create A dream come true

And do you, Elliot...

And don't worry, snookums.

And even though on their own, both are great...

And finally, the hairless blob dragged him off...

And here, the unspeakable happened.

And how does this relate to our wedding...

And I think you do.

And I'm here to rescue my lady, kick butt and take names.

And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?

And if you're ever in the city, come on by.

And may I suggest you trying our famous pecan roll?

And me? Not always good.

And over here, a titanic battle ensued.

And starlight in your eyes of blue

And that's not almost good, it's almost great.

And the house pets...

And the only sound is the frantic, but adorable...

And the time before that.

And then she grabbed him with her claws.

And until he's back in the safety of our friends and family...

And without my huge rack, I felt like less of a buck.

And, painfully, we have this same conversation.

Another round, Mr. Bailey?

Another round, Mr. Whiskers?

Another woman?

Are you serious? How about a minute?

Are you sure you haven't seen him?

Aren't you coming?

Aren't you excited, Mr. Weenie?

As McSquizzy is trying to say...

As much as Elliot and I wanna finish the ceremony...

Aye, it's easy. We could tunnel our way in.

Aye. Give it a rest, you freak of nature.

Barracuda.

Basically, I'm worried about "forever and ever".

Beat it, Doberman pinhead. She's taken.

Because I gotta poop.

Big finish now.

Blaming Elliot for blowing the escape isn't gonna help us find Mr. Weenie.

Bob, do you have the Invisible Pet Fortress...

Bob, should we get a pecan roll for the ride?

Bob, which one should I get for our Mr. Weenie Baby?

Boog gave me a command to count to 10, so I...

Boog will never find me.

Boog, grab him.

Boog, the idea is to blend in with the pets.

Boog?

Boog. I'm Boog.

Boog. You traitor. And you, traitor ette.

Boy's locked up like a rusty gate.

Breaker, breaker, Fox Jaws.

Breaker, breaker. Let's put the pedal to the metal.

Breaker, breaker. Mudflaps, do you read me? Over.

Breaker, breaker. This is Fox Jaws.

Brilliant.

Buddy, get the electric collar off. I'll stall them. Hurry!

But finding Mr. Weenie could take a long, long time.

But he fought back.

But I begin a new chapter with Giselle...

But I was not talking to the Dalmatian, little Miss Sugar Snack.

But I'm mostly worried about you and me, our special day...

But it won't be pretty.

But they are perfect together.

But with you, the me that is not good can be better.

But you broke free. How did you do it?

But, officers, Fox Jaws said Mr. Weenie was here.

Calm down. Calm down.

Can you feel it, Bob?

Cannonball!

Classic flattop. One of my favourites.

Clear your head. You ain't gonna have nothing on your mind.

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Close to you

Cold. So cold.

Come along, Jezzabelle. Heel.

Come back. You know we gotta go get him out of there.

Come on with it.

Come on, breathe for me. In and out.

Come on, but he's so cute.

Come on, Elliot. Time to head on home.

Come on, spit it out.

Come on, Squiz. What else you got for me?

Come on, step it up. I got a buck mitzvah at 3.

Come on, we're guys. We talk about guy stuff.

Come on, Weenie.

Come on, Weenie. Just do it.

Come on, Weenie. Snap out of it, man.

Come on, you dumb cat. Get off the road.

Come on!

Come on. Give it a try.

Come on. I know you guys exchanged some words back there...

Come on. Let's cut through the forest.

Come on. Let's go. Quiet.

Come on. Say it, you ninny.

Could take months, really. I mean, years, perhaps.

Criminy, what have I done?

Cut them off.

Das ist beautiful.

Definitely.

Deni, follow me.

Deni, follow me.

Deni. Look, there's Mr. Weenie.

Did we do this? Is it over? Are we finished?

Did you hear that, Fif? I'm so excited.

Dive.

Do I really have to wear a bow? I look like a jessie.

Do you think he'll come back to us, Bob?

Do you think he'll find our biscuit trail, Bob?

Do you think Mr. Weenie's safe out there, Bob?

Do you think you can just waltz right in here...

Do you understand?

Does this match the description of your dog, ma'am?

Don't crowd him.

Don't doubt me, number two friend.

Don't interrupt now. Please?

Don't lose him again, now.

Don't say it.

Don't worry, Mr. Weenie, it's more comfortable than it looks.

Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes.

Don't you see? Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle.

Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant.

Down below. Friends.

During our wedding, there was the incident with the other woman.

Elliot is all the man I'll ever need.

Elliot, are you maybe putting a little bit too much on that?

Elliot, are you okay?

Elliot, don't look.

Elliot, relax.

Elliot, remember, you are a wild creature toughing it out.

Elliot, Weenie. Thank goodness you're safe.

Elliot, you fool.

Elliot, you take care of these guys. I'll draw the others away.

Elliot?

Elliot?

Elliot? What happened?

Elliot? Where are you going?

Elliot. Go on, man.

Engine knock. Yep. I'd know it anywhere.

Enjoy your newfound partnership.

Enough about your new rack already, man.

Even one little fuzzy bunny can infest us all.

Even one wild animal among us...

Ever since the ceremony, you've been acting a little strange.

Every time we leave the house, you put me through this...

Every time you walk by?

Everybody got it?

Everybody, duck!

Everybody, quiet. I need a minute to think.

Everything is okay.

Excuse me, you got a wee something right there.

Face it, Earl. These folks are living your dream.

Fair enough.

Fetch.

Fetch. Fetch it, buddy.

Fifi, come on. Is this really necessary?

Fifi, what shall we do?

Fifi, where are you going?

Fifi, would you take a gander at this?

Fifi! Fifi, stop!

Fifi! Heel!

Fifteen seconds.

Finally, some alone time.

Find a seat. This could take a while.

Fire!

Fire!

Follow me.

Follow me...

For a buck.

Forever and ever?

Forget about it.

Forget it. Just push the button already.

Free at last, free at last

Free to be alone for the rest of my life.

Friends?

From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together as one.

Gather round.

Get lost, old lady. This does not concern you.

Get off me!

Get out of here, you vagrant.

Get the collars off.

Girl, you know that ain't right. I'm 900 pounds.

Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge.

Giselle, don't be ridiculous.

Giselle, I love you.

Giselle!

Giselle!

Giselle.

Giselle. Giselle, where are you?

Giselle. We have to get in there for Giselle.

Go, go, go!

Go.

Go.

Go.

Good advice, bud.

Good idea.

Good looks and funny too.

Good plan.

Goodbye, my friends.

Goodbye.

Goodness me.

Gosh, darn.

Great. Even my roasting stick is weak and pathetic.

Grow up, you two.

Guten tag, fat bear!

Guys, but what's this about "and ever"?

Hang in there, Hoppy.

Has he?

Have fun now.

Have fun with your friends.

Have them get me a T shirt.

Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural.

He doesn't even like you.

He got me! Great shot, Elliot. You won, man.

He kind of had that coming.

He screamed, but she ignored his cry.

He smells like bad barbecue.

He would want us to go on living our lives, wouldn't he, Bob?

He's a clown. No, no, no. It's a freak show.

He's also dark brown and long and jiggly...

He's an alpha wiener.

He's been captured!

He's being tortured!

He's gone, Bob. Oh, no.

He's gone... feral.

Hello? We found Mr. Weenie.

Help! Help!

Help! Somebody, help us!

Here you are.

Here.

Here.

Here. A little zinc will help protect that tender pink skin.

Hey there, pretty lady.

Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Hey, Chet, lock up, would you?

Hey, chica.

Hey, could you be a sport and grab that ladder?

Hey, does anybody know where we are?

Hey, Fif. Are you sure we can't let the little girl squirrel go?

Hey, Fifi, you want some?

Hey, Fifi. Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie?

Hey, good to see you there, Bob. There's a spot open on the right.

Hey, hey, hey, check it out. They're back.

Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. Simmer down, y'all.

Hey, how about that pecan roll, huh? Did I tell you?

Hey, I found Weenie.

Hey, man, be cool. Back off.

Hey, Rico, come here. Let me share a wee secret with you.

Hey, Roberto, my main man.

Hey, wait, Mr. Weenie.

Hey, what's that?

Hey, where's the fire, huh?

Hey, you're going the wrong way, you choob.

Hey.

Hey. Don't that look just like my man, Elli...?

Hi there, folks.

His amazing kick butt ocity!

His magnificent antlers, a testament to his great prowess...

His super incredible coolness!

Hold on, now.

Hold on, pal.

How about you, Fifi?

How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?

How do I know you really feel it if you can't even say it?

How long do you think it'll be till we stop?

How many syllables? Sounds like...

How would I know? I'm a tracker, not a bleeding psychic.

How you doing, Mr. Weenie? Good to see you.

Hurry up, before Fifi gets here. Too late.

Hurry up. Time to go to Pet Paradiso.

Hurry, Elliot! Come on.

Hurry. Get in.

Hurry. Watch the ribs.

I am a wonderful tracker.

I am no old lady.

I am victorious!

I bet Elliot's never once mentioned that he loves me.

I can't believe I fell for that.

I can't believe it, Bob.

I can't believe it. I mean, I can't...

I can't even handle one.

I couldn't be better. Just had a little trim off the top.

I do believe this boy's got something on his mind.

I do.

I don't generally go for venison, but...

I don't know if we should go on living without him, Bob.

I don't need anybody. And I definitely don't need a girlfriend.

I don't need anybody. I can take care of myself.

I feel that this has gone on long enough.

I gotta be honest with you.

I hope it works.

I knew you'd agree.

I know he's still out there. I can feel it.

I know that. Fall in.

I know what you're do... Seriously, quit it...

I know. It was worse.

I know. Serge, Deni, you guys fly off and locate the RV from the sky.

I lost two things on that day: My innocence...

I love this song.

I love you, Boog.

I love you, Elliot.

I make them myself. They're inside.

I might have misread that.

I miss you so much.

I must be strong.

I must never be weak again.

I really don't have the stomach for this.

I said it was going to be a long ride, but you never listen.

I see a woman and her dog.

I think a bald spot makes you look more sophisticated.

I think Boog can fly faster than you, huh?

I think I got it. He's in a tree.

I think we have some dogs of a different breed.

I think you should go home, Giselle.

I wanna go home, Bob. Please take me home.

I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.

I was right.

I will miss you all!

I won't let you hurt my friends.

I worked hard on those centrepieces.

I'd just like to thank you...

I'd like to ask the buck to step forward...

I'd like to offer a complimentary 32 point diagnostic inspection...

I'll be bulking up to hibernate. Just wait till I step out that...

I'll catch up.

I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself.

I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own. Solo.

I'll give you "Take care of that body", you big musclebound bag of...

I'll show you what happened.

I'm a grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk in.

I'm a wild. I'm a wild animal.

I'm beeling at them bajins. So let's quit bumping the gums...

I'm calling it a day, huh?

I'm falling.

I'm free, I'm free

I'm getting sick and tired of breaking your fall.

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

I'm gonna take five.

I'm gonna tear you apart.

I'm just gonna spend the rest of my life with the one who loves me:

I'm just kidding you.

I'm looking forward to the water slides and the buffet...

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not sure what Squiz just said, but I'll take that as a yes.

I'm okay, everybody.

I'm so exhausted, I couldn't eat a wee morsel.

I'm so tired.

I'm weak! How could I?

I'm wild!

I'm wild.

I've been thinking a lot about what happened...

I've got your track, I've got your scent, and here I come.

Ice cream.

If it all goes according to plan... And it will.

If only we had some kind of a sign.

If there's one thing I am not in the mood for...

If they say "sit", you sit. If they say "fetch", you fetch.

Imbecile.

In the meantime, we'll stay on their trail by foot.

In your dreams. I just had my nails done, girl.

Interesting.

Is he okay?

Is he serious?

Is it done yet? Did he do it? Is it over? Is it done?

Is that you? Mr. Weenie!

Is this ringing a bell?

It is worse than I could have ever imagined.

It is you. Did you lose weight?

It looks safe enough.

It must've been horrible out there all alone in the wild.

It was a little scary up there.

It was horrible!

It was the worst thing I've ever seen!

It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins...

It's a miracle.

It's about time you got here, Boog. Keep up.

It's awesome too.

It's been a whole year since we saw Mr. Weenie.

It's been so long since I've had a proper greeting.

It's full of caffeine and sugar, and it make you spazz out.

It's gonna be a long week.

It's just like old times.

It's making me...

It's me and you for...

It's not bad.

It's soft, fluffy and sweet. Like you, Giselle.

It's too painful for me to talk about.

It's true.

It's unspeakable because the tracks end here. I got bupkis.

It's you! It's you! I can't believe it's you!

Just do it, boy.

Just ignore them.

Just like me

Just like me

Just like me

Just like the last time you broke them' man.

Just like you didn't listen when I told you not to eat the entire burrito.

Just polished these boys, don't wanna scratch them.

Just want to inform you that the ceremony begins...

Keep walking. No eye contact.

Leave us alone. Help!

Let me take a look see.

Let this be a lesson to you all.

Let this be an example to you all.

Let's find Weenie and get out of here.

Let's get you out of those ropes.

Let's go find your buddy Stanley.

Let's go smell him.

Let's limit the casualties.

Let's make a break for it, boys.

Like Deni was saying...

Like Elliot.

Like I never talk about anything else.

Like my antlers! Yeah!

Like the fleas on Roberto's back, they must all be eradicated.

Listen carefully. Do as I say.

Listen, Boog, I'm telling the story.

Little dude, go.

Lock and load.

Look at all those RVs.

Look out there, doggy.

Look, Elliot, I know something is bothering you.

Look, I'm not talking to some random overweight sheepdog...

Look, just like that little guy.

Look, man, here they come.

Look, man, we need Giselle. She's a great tracker.

Look. There he is. Long and jiggly.

Makes really good pine cone crunchies...

Mama will make sure that nothing bad happens...

Mama's coming.

Man down. I'm hit.

McSquizzy.

Me and my big mouth.

Might be a little cold.

Mommy and Bob are gonna go have some grown up time with the adults.

Mommy is here.

Mortal combat!

Most likely the rear differential.

Move out, boys.

Mr. Weenie just ran by me poolside.

Mr. Weenie, are you all right?

Mr. Weenie, are you okay?

Mr. Weenie, Mama's coming, baby.

Mr. Weenie, where are you?

Mr. Weenie!

Mr. Weenie?

Mr. Weenie?

Mr. Weenie? Is that you?

Mr. Weenie.

Mudflaps and Wild Man found their long lost weenie dog! Over.

My friends, it is time to tame these savage beasts.

My friends, today justice wears a blue barrette...

My life flashed before my eyes, and then the unspeakable.

My rack. My beautiful rack.

My spine! You're killing me.

Nice try.

No more. The wild animals have pushed me too far!

No need to worry.

No one will even notice.

No one will notice?

No one's going home. We're in the middle of nowhere.

No, Boog is a big fat guy.

No, Fifi. No.

No, I'm not...!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. He's your friend now.

No, no. Something else, please.

No, thank you.

No!

No!

No! The food of oppression.

No. No. Not that kind of other woman.

No. That's horrible.

No. We must have limits to be limitless.

Not a chance.

Not the fuzzy little bunny.

Not the Sunday edition.

Not too close.

Now how you gonna hide a 900 pound bear?

Now I have to top off the fluids.

Now you'll be safe, my little love muffin.

Now, count to 10.

Now, hand me the squeaky toy.

Now, I've heard some folks say...

Now, let's go find the fat bear.

Now, remember, stay inside the Invisible Pet Fortress.

Now, that is a sturdy piece of hardware, right, guys?

Now, where is that Weenie?

Now, will you relax?

Now, you know what this means I have to do.

Of all the stupid...

Off the road!

Oh, and, Giselle, there's still some time...

Oh, Boog, you're embarrassing yourself.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. There it is.

Oh, but I already have.

Oh, but these are Weenie's tracks right here.

Oh, but you already haven't.

Oh, come on.

Oh, Elliot, that's the most romantic thing...

Oh, Fifi.

Oh, Fifi.

Oh, forget Mama.

Oh, good, it does work.

Oh, goodness me.

Oh, goodness me.

Oh, gross.

Oh, grow up, you big baby.

Oh, hey. I wonder what's in here.

Oh, I don't know if I can go in there without my mama.

Oh, I have to explain this again?

Oh, I'm peched.

Oh, I've missed you all so much.

Oh, man, is this good.

Oh, man.

Oh, Maria. Doesn't she look beautiful?

Oh, maybe just a taste.

Oh, Mr. Weenie, we've been looking for you for so long.

Oh, Mr. Weenie.

Oh, my baby.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh. Did you see that, Bob?

Oh, my rack is huge.

Oh, my, what's that? Is that Mr. Weenie?

Oh, my.

Oh, no one's gonna believe it!

Oh, no, this is terrible.

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Full moon.

Oh, no. The woman beast is torturing him again.

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

Oh, poor Fifi.

Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful.

Oh, Roberto.

Oh, Rufus. There you are. How's my shining star?

Oh, she tortured him.

Oh, so good.

Oh, suspension is shot. Definitely shot.

Oh, thank goodness. You've come for me.

Oh, thank you very much. It's a shortcu...

Oh, that was nice. Thank you.

Oh, that's awful.

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, there you are baby, Fifi.

Oh, there's a great idea.

Oh, these cheese doodles are so good.

Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy.

Oh, we're here.

Oh, Weenie, you can make this stop at any time.

Oh, yeah. Count me in.

Oh, yeah. I'm free.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you poor, sweet thing.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

Okay, Fifi. You want the squeaky toy?

Okay, listen, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time.

Okay, roll call.

Okay, we need a grappling hook, a 30 foot rope...

Okay. All the time, "Deni, do this, do that".

Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?

On the day that you were born The angels got together

One day, I will personally teach you a lesson...

One day, you vile little beast.

One lucky doe will get to spend her life with this fine specimen of a buck.

One of my little yappers just served up a can of gut soup...

One pit stop, coming up.

Or everyone gets it.

Or it could be the bushings.

Or we could fly you all in.

Or worse.

Our food, our homes, our very lives!

Our friends are heading to Pet Paradiso.

Out of my way. Out of my way. I don't wanna be rude, but I gotta go.

Past the mountains, huh? Here's an idea.

Pay attention.

Perimeter has been compromised.

Pets and their owners.

Please, no.

Plush.

Poked his eyes out, like this.

Poor Weenie. Poor, poor Weenie.

Prepare... the tent.

Pull up.

Pull!

Put down the treats. You've eaten enough.

Put your ears on, I've got great news!

Quick, Buddy, hop on.

Quiet! Squirrel! Varmint!

Rabbit bowling, rabbit tennis, hockey with rabbits.

Really? It seems like such a long time.

Repeat after me: I'm wild.

Road hog!

Roberto, come on now.

Roberto, hand me the stick.

Roberto, you know what to do.

Roger, something's not right. Do you smell something fishy here?

Roll over.

Rufus, darling, is that Mr. Weenie?

Save Rico, chica. Save Rico.

Say hello, Mr. Weenie.

Scary.

Scream all you like. The humans can't hear you from here.

See this here? Now, this is sad.

See? One duck, two duck.

Seriously, I gotta poop really bad.

She's right. You look ridiculous.

Should I call the caravan, Bob?

Show off. I'm gonna have to check the rule book.

Sing it with me, Buddy.

Sing it, Bob.

Sit.

Slapped him.

Smash and grab. Boog, you're with me.

Snack time over? Come on. We need to focus.

So are we having fun yet?

So how are we gonna get inside?

So they sprinkled moon dust In your hair of gold

So this has nothing to do with me...

So we have to be tied up in order...?

So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems?

So your doghouse or mine, chica?

So, Elliot...

So, what can we do? Probably halfway to the valley's end by now.

So? We can't give up.

Sorry, I got the wife and kids.

Sorry. All that food.

Sounds fun, but I gotta stay back and protect the herd.

Speak for yourself, amigo.

Speak of the devil.

Spread out.

Squeak, squeak.

Stanley, duck.

Stanley, it's been ages.

Stanley, it's been ages.

Stay sharp and keep your eyes peeled.

Stay with me, boys. I got it.

Stay with me. Now, check out this chocolate bar.

Stay!

Still time to change your mind.

Stripes or plaid? You're absolutely right.

Stuff? Oh, Elliot.

Sure it will. We look great.

Sure thing.

Take cover!

Take that.

Tell the ducks to be quiet.

Telling you, I'm gonna be the baddest bear ever in the woods.

Ten four.

That hits the spot.

That is why All the girls in town

That just ain't right.

That looks painful.

That one was just for fun. Now' let's do this!

That tree is huge.

That unforgivable heart of darkness, where you can't see your own paws.

That was not fair.

That's a road, not a landing strip.

That's it. I'm going home.

That's it. There you go.

That's the one.

That's you. Your line.

The Boogster's right. Who's with me?

The Fifi will kill you all.

The forest in spring.

The girl with the bow, she's mine.

The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie.

The next wild I see crawl out of that forest...

The old switcheroo, Boog.

The pets, they hate the wilds.

The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head...

The tent.

The Weenie is free.

Then she tried to squeeze the life out of him.

There he is.

There I was.

There it is.

There was no escape.

There we go. Perfecto.

There's only room for one cook in this kitchen...

There's so many.

These are called s'mores.

They long to be

They long to be

They long to be

They look so happy together.

They really taste like cheese.

They were everywhere.

They will take everything.

They're in serious danger. Wake up, mein Freund.

This dog has just been through the unthinkable.

This is a little something Beth taught me.

This is crazy.

This is it.

This is mostly fur...

This is Mudflaps. Over.

This is not at all what I was thinking.

This is so weird.

This is the strangest place I've ever seen.

This is war!

This looks nothing like the brochure, right, Weenie?

This place is giving me the skeevies.

This was the best stag party ever...

This, my half pint friend, puts the P in "paradise".

This... This is a good character building moment.

Try some. They take your mind off of everything.

Turns out we have a lot in common. We both like nuts.

Two for $2.

Understand?

Unfortunately, some chocolate bars feel that being in a s'more...

Unfortunately, the bachelor buck stops here.

Unless, like me...

Very huge. And it broke very bad.

Wait for me.

Wait for me. I have teeny legs.

Wait, wait, wait. So, what you're saying is...