Friends (1994) - Season 10 Edit

A little bit more.

A lot could still get in our way.

A meatball sub.

A sharing buffer. Yeah.

A street where our kids can ride their bikes...

About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you...

Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.

Actually...

Adoption!

Ah, and Monica gets to keep her?

Ah, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this huge engagement ring.

Ah, oh! I just remembered, we do have something to eat.

Ah.

Ahem, I'm okay.

All right, but who cares? You know, I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.

All right, come on. All right, you guys, we're so sorry we're late.

All right, Emma's napping. What happened to your shirt?

All right, fine. You can keep it.

All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby!

All right, if you must know, I had a traumatic...

All right, let's all go in at the same time.

All right, now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting.

All right, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this...

All right, well, on behalf of the children, thank you both very much.

All right, well, this does not change anything.

All right, you better sit down.

All right. He is a good guy.

All right. Okay. All right, let's give these babies something to cry about.

All right. Okay. Uh...

All right. That is it.

All the rest look like they should live under a bridge.

ALL: Hear, hear.

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: What? Are you kidding?

Although it's also about the wedding.

Although, it wasn't so much a book as a napkin.

Amen.

And a crappy New Year.

And a shrimp cocktail.

And compared to Emma, she's a real dog.

And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.

And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right.

And especially to me.

And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you!

And for the one week that we went out...

And get ready to taste my very special cranberries.

And he lived a full life. He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.

And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.

And I don't want to brag, but a lot of the ideas were mine.

And I have to live with a boy!

And I have to live with a boy!

And I promise next time to submit you, whether I think you're right or not.

And I promise you I will not forget this one.

And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard...

And I wanna make sure you know I really do like you.

And I was on the swing...

And I was thinking Claire Danes.

And I won.

And I would do anything to have you back in my life.

And I'm gonna need you to break up with her.

And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.

And I'm not just hurt, I'm insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...

And I've got to say...

And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research.

And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.

And it looks like she put makeup on her.

And it was good."

And it was uneven for weeks.

And it...

And kind of that kid's fault.

And Nancy said it's really underpriced...

And now when I look over, who am I gonna see?

And now you have to leave.

And now you have to leave.

And one of mine is missing.

And so incorrect.

And some mozzarella sticks.

And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.

And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape.

And that's something they should learn on their own.

And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps.

And the worst one...

And then there's these old maple trees.

And then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

And then with her one good hand...

And then, out of nowhere...

And there will be an article about me in the Paleontology Review.

And there's that moment when you're at the top...

And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair.

And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance.

And we don't wanna buy your bat!

And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler...

And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad.

And when you do, ask for Brian.

And who knows, you know? Maybe she'll like us for us.

And X is spelled, uh, "Mike Hannigan."

And you made it through that?

And you should.

And, Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia May.

And, um, they think you're having an affair.

And, you know, that's the same whether you do it at the Plaza or...

And?

And?

And? And?

Ann Margret's pant size?

Anyway, I decided to offer you the grant.

Apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants...

Are any other couples in the building adopting?

Are you here to take more money?

Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor.

Are you serious?

As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.

As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us.

Aw, that's okay. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there

Aw. I know how you feel.

Aw. It all looks so beautiful.

Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses...

Because I can stop doing that.

Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM.

Because it's soft.

Because we love kids. Love them to death.

Because we should get a baby before them.

Because your ex boyfriend is still in love with you.

Because?

Because.

Before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here.

Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.

Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me.

Benji?

BENJl: Ha ha ha. Oh, my God.

BENJl: Mm.

Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert.

Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?

Big smile.

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

BOTH: What? You're just so mean to each other.

Brady Smith." Ha.

But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time.

But Emma's got what it takes. She could go all the way!

But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair.

But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.

But I have grown up a lot. Really. Honest. Rach?

But I think that you're giving up too easy.

But if we win...

But it doesn't matter. What you did was wrong.

But it turns out we do.

But it's a tie game. So we're a little late. The girls will be there.

But it's nice to be nice.

But just think, okay? What if everything goes right?

But let's not ruin this day. You've worked so hard.

But maybe the time after that.

But my wife...

But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?

But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long.

But other than that, wholesome, wholesome building.

But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use.

But she liked us

But that tape is not mine.

But they're just so beautiful. Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.

But this woman is giving away her child.

But we can't leave now.

But we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency.

But we were hoping that since we told you the truth...

But we're not the ones she chose

But you already gave that to Monica, so...

But you are a liar.

But you called me "Bert."

But you did like us.

But you don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you to do.

But you said, "What's mine is yours."

But, I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater.

But, uh, my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches.

Can you ever feel your ears?

Care to venture a guess?

Careful. Watch her hair. Watch her hair!

Certainly. Dr. Geller, which 1965 Shirelles hit...

Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?

Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window.

CHANDLER: Mm.

CHANDLER: Okay. So it's Monica and Chandler?

Chandler!

Charlie.

Cheesecake for the gentleman.

Coincidence?

Come on, Daddy, listen to me!

Come on, I just... I think we've been given an opportunity.

Come on, you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.

Come on, you guys, we're sorry. Our subway broke down.

Come on, you guys. We want you to know we're very, very sorry.

Come on! This looks good.

Come on! You know what, it's already 3:00.

Come on. Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt?

Come on. Consider it a contribution.

Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.

Crazy.

Damn it, I did not think this through.

Damn it.

Damn it. God...

Dead.

Dessert?

Did I do something to you?

Did someone drop the baton again?

Did you and Chandler make compromises when you moved in together?

Did you at least win the contest?

Did you get the turkey...? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?

Did you not watch the Dr. Phil I taped for you?

Did you think the neighborhood was homey?

Do you hear something?

Do you think I'm someone else?

Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C 3PO?

Don't blame the questions!

Don't let yourself get manipulated this way.

Don't look at him. Don't look at him.

Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani.

Don't try to turn this around on me.

Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths.

Down from 700. You're saving like 200 bucks.

Dr. Biely, your proposal includes some fieldwork. Where might that take place?

Dr. Geller. Charlie, what are you doing here?

Dr. Li, how many graduate students will you need?

Dude, he's right there

Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

Dude, two times that happened!

Dude, Where's My Car?

Eleven. Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.

Emma.

Erica, please.

Erica, wait.

ERICA: Hi. MAN: Hey.

Every year.

Everything doesn't sound fine.

Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand.

Excuse me?

Fine, let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.

Fine, we'll give the money back.

Fine. Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

First of all, bravo

Food. Sex. Food. Sex... I don't know. Oh, God, I want both.

For the love of God, take it off!

For the third time this week. Man, this does not get old.

Forty five minutes?

From now on, "Bert" will be our code word for danger.

Funny, I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Gah! It isn't working.

Garden salad for the lady.

Gay. Go.

Get that legless witch out of here!

Girls. Girls. Stop. Okay, we'll flip a coin.

Give it to one of your other single girlfriends.

Give me the book!

Gladys?

Go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

God bless you, Chandler Bing!

God works in mysterious ways.

Good

Good. But you don't look like you were mugged.

Good. Let's get down to business. Emma needs some makeup.

Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's...

Got you. When do we tell them?

Growth.

Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant?

Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it!

Guys, is everything okay? It's me, Joey.

Guys, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now.

Guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier.

Ha, ha! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts.

Ha, ha! I win.

Ha, ha. No.

Ha, ha. Uh, I'm so excited.

Have you seen Joey's bat?

He does have a pretty serious latex fetish

He is not having an affair.

He really is a chameleon.

He refused me because I wouldn't give you up.

He still believes that what's on the inside is important.

He wants me to get rid of Gladys.

He's doing that weird eye contact thing.

He's great with kids, though.

He's having an affair.

He's not right for the part.

He's right, man.

Heads, she's Rachel's. Tails, she's Monica's.

Healing hands.

Hell, you weren't there. All the ideas were mine

Hello, I'm your professor.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anybody in there order a celebrity?

Hello. Is this the Creepy residence?

Help yourself. What's mine is yours.

Here you go.

Here.

Here's how I know.

Here's my reel. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.

Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world.

Hey, check this out. It's totally you.

Hey, don't get mad at us. No one forced you to raise the stakes.

Hey, hey, hey, look, I take a girl out...

Hey, honey.

Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this. We said we're sorry.

Hey, is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby?

Hey, is, uh... Is Chandler here?

Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing.

Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

Hey, listen, guys, we feel really terrible.

Hey, look, it's not about a few fries.

Hey, maybe I should stop by. She could be a soap opera fan.

Hey, ooh! How about this?

Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, that's "jo incidence" with a "C."

Hey, too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart.

Hey, what? Whoa. What?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, who's Phoebe with?

Hey, you guys.

Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.

Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler.

How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster

How about right above the TV?

How about those fries, though, huh?

How bad do you wanna smoke now?

How can you feel okay about this?

How does this look?

Huh, Chandler did.

Huh, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt...

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

Hurry up, you gotta do something.

I actually liked you guys.

I actually..

I am not some kind of social work...

I ate so many that the thought of them makes me sick.

I believe that the answers lie in the osteological evidence.

I can do that

I can see why. Nice shirt. Ha, ha.

I can't believe he'd do this to Monica.

I can't believe I set you up with such a monster!

I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart.

I can't believe it. When you come back, you'll have a baby. That is so weird.

I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar.

I can't believe that you chose this restaurant.

I can't believe they called. I mean, we're actually getting a baby.

I can't believe they let us back in this place.

I can't believe they're not here. I slave and I slave for what?

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this. She's our daughter.

I can't believe this. They're an hour late...

I can't believe this. This is Emma's first Thanksgiving

I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you.

I cannot believe this.

I choose them. Heh.

I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk, and no one hears a word.

I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

I did not care for that.

I don't care.

I don't get older, I just get better.

I don't have tools.

I don't know if that's a good idea. They don't wanna be with us.

I don't know if you wanna use it, but...

I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so...

I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette.

I don't know, it's too hard.

I don't know.

I don't know. What do you think?

I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?

I don't think that's ever happened before.

I don't wanna be with them either...

I don't wanna look at your file. This is over.

I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.

I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation.

I feel like I've been here before.

I gave you my number. You never called me.

I got her from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.

I got it.

I got mugged, and they stole my pocket.

I got them.

I gotta put Emma down for a nap.

I guess we've established she's staying with Monica

I guess.

I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that.

I hate that thing. It's like a bolt of lightning.

I have an idea. Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I have nothing to say to you.

I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool

I haven't really settled on a spot yet

I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion a year industry.

I just can't see Chandler cheating.

I just happen to have my label maker.

I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back.

I just saw a 1 year old run around with pantyhose on.

I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.

I just want to say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person.

I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes.

I knew it. Ha, ha.

I know I may be way out of bounds here...

I know I said some bad stuff...

I know there'll be other houses, but I just, uh...

I know what looks sexy on guys.

I know what this is all about.

I know your size, and I'm gonna pick out some really good stuff for you.

I know, and with the baby coming?

I know, I know. When I was here for "Holidays on Ice"...

I know.

I know. Have you considered pageanting?

I know. You're right.

I like that.

I love my wife more than anything in this world.

I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor.

I mean, how can you leave this place?

I mean, I have to tell you that you're one of the reasons I got into the field.

I mean, just last week we were having breakfast...

I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.

I mean, there's so much history between us, you know?

I mean, this is just beautiful.

I mean, we could be getting a baby soon.

I mean, when Joey and I were together...

I must say this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.

I only know you as "File CRW33815 D."

I overheard one judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma.

I promise you she's safe, okay? Watch how much she loves this.

I put it on to scare Chandler.

I really am sorry about, you know, before.

I really want a kid.

I really, really think I can.

I saw what you were doing to my sister. Now, get out here!

I should've given you guys my black book when I got married.

I stuffed Brussels sprouts down his pants.

I think about you all the time. Do you ever still think about me?

I think because it didn't involve divorce...

I think I could show this cake a good time.

I think it would make me wanna marry you even more.

I think that you need to fight for her.

I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore

I thought you might wanna see it.

I thought you were my best friend. This is my sister.

I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.

I told you, I am not coming to a naked wedding.

I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore.

I waited weeks for you to call me.

I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with."

I want to do this.

I want to say "Mike"?

I want to say "Mike"?

I want you to tell her everything.

I want... I want girls on bread.

I was cleaning this morning and I found this.

I was just there for jury duty. They've really spruced that place up.

I was just thinking, if you'd gone to Vail...

I was thinking she was really cool.

I was wondering... You both have such serious jobs.

I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building. It didn't end very well.

I went through the exact same thing with Alicia May Emory.

I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.

I would, but you're the last one

I'd take her in a minute.

I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine.

I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you.

I'll remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment.

I'm a pretty little girl.

I'm always right about these things.

I'm cold.

I'm doing it. Ross is doing it.

I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.

I'm gonna be a mommy and you're gonna be a daddy!

I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these.

I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"

I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.

I'm not even sorry.

I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.

I'm not having an affair.

I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends.

I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I...

I'm serious, let me do something. Just not the turkey. Nothing high profile.

I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.

I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy

I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed.

I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.

I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that.

I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her.

I'm stepping in and putting my foot down.

I'm sure he was just joking.

I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings.

I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester.

I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.

I'm telling you, I watched the tape.

I'm telling you, it's gonna happen.

I've been watching this guy over there. I don't think he came with a kid.

I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings...

I've made my decision.

Ichiban, lipstick for men.

Ichiban.

If anything, I think this could help you. You know what?

If I could just get in there, make a face to face apology.

If I did see him with someone, there's no way I...

If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?

If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations.

If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot.

If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?

If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.

If she asks you, I was at work all day.

If she doesn't like us, she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.

If that guy at the charity gives us a hard time...

If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him.

If you don't like it, don't pass it on to your bosses.

If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you'd have some comments.

If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

If you hold a spider.

If you say, no, then I'm joking

If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend.

If you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow.

If you win...

If you're not sleeping with her, should I?

In her house? I am so jealous.

Interesting.

Is he all right out there by himself?

Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review:

Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

Is that that couple on the first floor?

Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food?

Isn't it? And what about the amazing wainscoting...

It doesn't have anything coming out of it.

It has something to do with transponding

It kills me that I can't give her a baby.

It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream.

It says, "Do it."

It was simple. I came up with some cost cutting solutions...

It'll be the first time my name is in there...

It's a good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

It's a little late for that.

It's a metaphor, Daddy!

It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week.

It's about what the fries represent.

It's easy to make, and no one really cares about it.

It's everything we've been looking for.

It's for our wedding day.

It's like a giant hug

It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!

It's like, uh, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

It's moist.

It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.

It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system.

It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron.

It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food.

It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness.

It's too late for apologies.

It's true. I behaved horribly, but it's only because I still love you.

It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity.

It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.

Jeez.

Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over...

Joey doesn't share food!

Joey doesn't share food!

Joey, for God's sake, go to work.

JOEY: All right, I'm in. RACHEL: Ready.

JOEY: All right, I'm in. RACHEL: Ready.

JOEY: I'm really sorry, you guys.

JOEY: It's Joey.

JOEY: It's stuck.

JOEY: Mm hm. What?

JOEY: Oh. We can just unlock the door.

JOEY: Okay.

Joey?

Just a sec. We're kind of in the middle of something here.

Just a tiny little... Ha, ha.

Just accept that this is gonna cost a lot of money.

Just consider us. Ask them to see our file.

Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food!

Just like the kids I took the money from.

Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

Laura!

Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun. Heh.

Let me see this.

Let me see.

Let's just stay for one more goal.

Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?

Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire

Like I tried to tell you in the interview...

Listen, I'm sorry.

Look at that, she does like it.

Look at those arms. Hello, Michelin Man.

Look them in the eye, I could get them to forgive us.

Look, before we sign anything, we really have to talk.

Look, come on, please? It's not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor.

Look, doctor.

Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.

Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry

Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape.

Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy.

Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?

Look, Monica's been working hard all day.

Look, please, just come on.

Look, whatever happens, we're here for you and we love you.

Look, you have every reason to be upset. We did lie

Look! Look! Look what the... Look what the floating heads did!

Look. He's getting into the car with her.

Looks like someone is the ladies!

Love you guys.

Lying is wrong.

Make yourselves comfortable, and I'll be back with Erica.

Maybe she will.

Maybe you do that next time you get married

Maybe.

Maybe... Maybe an individual pizza, huh?

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm.

Mm. I would get a room with this cake.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Those fries look delicious.

Monica put something in our oven this morning.

Monica, I want a baby too.

Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?

MONICA: I know. Oh, I love this.

MONICA: I think if you saw it, you'd understand.

MONICA: Mm, mm, mm

MONICA: Okay, thank you.

MONICA: Okay.

Monica? Chandler? I'd like you to meet Erica.

Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.

My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it.

My best friend and my sister.

My best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this.

My God, get a room.

My God, they just took her sweater off.

My wife is not a reverend, and I'm not a doctor.

My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

My wife's an incredible woman.

Nancy is our realtor.

Next year, it's gonna be you, me and little Hemingway Bing.

Nice.

No one. Nothing. Mike's a great guy. It was hypothetical.

No, but, you know, it's just a funny image.

No, don't do that. I want you to look her in the eyes and tell her the truth.

No, everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the stuffing's all soggy.

No, he's picking up dinner. Why, what's up?

No, I don't make chocolate pies.

No, I'm not letting you put makeup on my baby.

No, I'm sorry. I...

No, I'm sorry. We were looking for "Baby It's You."

No, no, no. Okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault.

No, no, no. The next time's gonna be Hawaii at sunset.

No, no, no. We're not having a big reception.

No, no, that's okay. You won fair and square. I'm so sad.

No, no, we're here to give the money back.

No, no. We made this decision together.

No, no. We made this decision together.

No, seriously. Unh.

No, when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with you, heh.

No, you gotta pick one.

No, you wanna put them in concentric circles.

No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you.

No.

No.

No. Don't you get any ideas.

No. Here.

No. I know things could still go wrong, but if they don't..

No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert.

No. No, it's not. Don't listen to him. I'm gonna thump you.

No. No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.

No. No, we ended on great terms.

No. Okay, okay. Wait. I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing...

No. Stop!

No. Ugh, Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another...

None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology.

Not for me it doesn't.

Not so good

Not that I'm keeping score, or anything. Five.

Not with soap!

Now look what you did!

Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing.

Now this all better be here when I come back.

Now throw it away

Now what do you say?

Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is...

Now, is there anything I could do to butter him up?

Now, when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone.

Of course it smells bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass.

Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers?

Oh, any word on casting yet?

Oh, but I won't be needing a veil. I actually won't be wearing a dress at all.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet.

Oh, come on, she's gonna love you guys

Oh, come on!

Oh, did he cry?

Oh, excellent.

Oh, God, this is bad. This is so bad.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I am so sorry, but...

Oh, good hands.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, ha, ha. I don't know about that.

Oh, ha, ha. Phoebe, that's nice, but you know what? I think I'm okay.

Oh, hey, Ross, listen. I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.

Oh, hi.

Oh, hi. Hello.

Oh, honey...

Oh, I know! I still have my old key.

Oh, I know. We should've been more prepared.

Oh, I really don't think you're right for the part.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I... I don't know.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

Oh, it's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long...

Oh, it's just like I said, that crazy...

Oh, it's okay. No, he was old. Yeah.

Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff.

Oh, just tell Joey that you watched the tape...

Oh, look at her. So happy.

Oh, look. And we get these free T shirts.

Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work.

Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?

Oh, my first love.

Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.

Oh, my God, I love your shirt.

Oh, my God, it's Brussels sprouts!

Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

Oh, my God, really? I can't wait to tell Chandler.

Oh, my God, this is great.

Oh, my God, you forgot the pies? Well, I cannot believe this.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little daredevil

Oh, my God. Mm.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful.

Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us!

Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Oh, my God. The adoption lady is early.

Oh, my God. What?