The Big Bang Theory - Season 10 Edit

A and and toss it out of your life.

A and now... I'm just balls out terrified to tell you, but...

A bit overboard, but you can't put a price on safety.

A bouquet at the end of those scarves?

A Captain Kirk karate chop.

A day longer than I thought.

A fine man,

A foot massage?

A functional MRI of my brain

A geology paper?

A good friend and a wonderful guest.

A great party.

A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?

A hungry donkey placed between two equidistant

A lawyer at UCLA

A lawyer, my sister's a lawyer.

A little at a time and you haven't noticed

A little geology joke.

A little more.

A little scared.

A lot of syllables in it terrifying.

A man named Jesus convinced you to build a church in Africa.

A mind boosting caffeine suppository.

A much better territory.

A new study came out, and it said that laughing

A parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus

A philosophical thesis stating that

A primitive neural network.

A proper congratulations.

A Tupperware party?

A two gallon tub of potato salad?

A two.

A very good place to start."

A West Coast party, 'cause according to

Aah!

About all the trouble I've caused.

About crap I don't understand.

About five weeks.

About me that would totally embarrass you

About my apartment.

About Oprah's favorite things.

About other people.

About our possessions.

About separating the two of us with a pillow wall

About the baby every five minutes.

About watching him just float there?

About your cleavage.

Access denied.

According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.

Actually, I'm single now.

Actually, it's been ready for weeks.

Address?

Adhering to a strict bathroom schedule?

After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz

After a single exposure.

After all these years you finally get to visit me

After he was born, she doted on his every move.

After her apartment became water damaged.

After they dimmed the lights.

Afternoon tea? A formal tea? Hmm?

Agreed! Thank you!

Ah, then again, what are the odds of someone attacking me?

Ah!

Ah.

Al Ghazali

Al Ghazali was anti Aristotelian?

Alfred will know he got under your skin.

All chaps are assless.

All of a sudden, everybody was doing it.

All of the good things in your life.

All right

All right, all right.

All right, enough with the camera

All right, fine, don't tell us.

All right, fine.

All right, hang on.

All right, hold on.

All right, I tried.

All right, I'll just toss this out to the room.

All right, just warn me before you do it.

All right, let's do this...

All right, now that's soothing.

All right, pressure's off

All right, pressure's off

All right, Sheldon, this is over the line.

All right, so less or equally awkward, got it.

All right, that's enough jail talk.

All right, this is about me and him; you're not part of it

All right, we got a problem.

All right, we work at a giant pharmaceutical company.

All right, we're done. It's offensive.

All right, well, you two go have fun.

All right, you can open your eyes.

All right, you guys, uh, get settled in,

All right, you were on Jeopardy.

All right? As far as you're concerned,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Well, let's just get them apart for a while

All the same emotions

All this artwork.

All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.

All you need to worry about is,

Allow me to Alex Trebek this and put it in the form of a question:

Also like the comet, Bernadette said

Also, engineers aren't real scientists,

Also, I know they're pretty, but I'm scared of butterflies.

Also, I was on Star Trek.

Also, who is that?

Although if you are gonna do it again,

Although it was already under control.

Although now I'm kind of worried

Although right now ours is testing off the charts

Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar.

Although to quote Marvin the Martian,

Although,

Although, Amy and I did just move in together,

Although, I am kind of curious how long she thinks

Although, now that you point it out, it is undeniable.

Although, on the other hand,

Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard

Although, with that many Sheldons,

Although...

Am I allowed to exchange pleasantries

Am I allowed to inform him

Am I in trouble?

Among background noise.

Amy Farrah Fowler,

Amy wants me to have it.

Amy,

Amy, come back

Amy, get the Neosporin,

Amy, I just saw a magic train

Amy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.

Amy, you should know

Amy?

An emotionally needy third wheel

An immune system because it lives

And $9.95 for a color.

And a chocolate shake!

And a great idea.

And a joker.

And a plant is a lovely housewarming gift.

And a thing

And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar.

And all the other rooms in the hall.

And and the worst part is

And and they're academics and and intellectuals,

And asked me to please pass it along to Howard

And because of the quantum vortices,

And Bernadette are getting away.

And can recognize voices.

And cars,

And collect data on our compatibility?

And collect data on our compatibility?

And court appearances.

And dance in our underwear.

And dates only poor white women.

And do you know how hearing myself

And do yourself a favor, all right?

And don't even ask about the consistency

And don't say you do, because you don't!

And everyone's upset with me.

And experience with crazy ladies

And eye level with every guy's crotch,

And falling into a butt crack.

And forced me to stay up all night to work.

And get sad D list celebrities to appear. Why?

And get sideways glances from racist old ladies.

And godfather.

And have been avoiding for the past three hours.

And he can't wait to meet you, too.

And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.

And he ran to take a shower.

And he started to slowly wear me down.

And he thought I was dead.

And he was a cop, so I guess the theme was

And he's never been to Texas.

And headed for the storm cellar.

And here's your daddy.

And his brother's wife is weird.

And his story of a man

And hit my head on the water fountain.

And how about you keep

And how single are you right now?

And Howard and Bernadette

And Howard spent five minutes conceiving it.

And I broke it by saying, "Okay."

And I can't eat, I can't sleep

And I do like things better when famous people also like them.

And I do...

And I don't what's wrong with me?

And I don't know what the consequences

And I don't want them thinking we're white trash.

And I don't want to disappoint them.

And I don't want to get sent back to square one

And I feel great.

And I feel I dismissed it too quickly.

And I get nothing?

And I hate myself for that.

And I heard a sound coming from my parents' bedroom.

And I I think the most helpful thing we can tell you is

And I know that's true because laughing

And I think he'd like it.

And I think you're cute.

And I wanted to work out all the kinks.

And I was right!

And I'd like to know why you blabbed

And I'm a sweet little pregnant lady

And I'm being generous.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm every bit as awesome

And I'm more tired than ever

And I'm more upset than ever.

And I'm not even sure you think of me as a friend.

And I'm not just saying that

And I'm willing to make some concessions,

And I've got nothing.

And if anyone's a genius,

And if he doesn't like it, he can move back here.

And if I want to keep mooching off them, I need to be helpful.

And if it antagonizes you, that's just a bonus.

And if that happens,

And if they find out I'm pregnant

And if you don't like it, we can return it.

And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now

And it is foolish to try and compare them.

And it still managed to reconstruct it.

And it's easier

And it's not just an MRI

And it's only temporary,

And just leave him here alone?

And likes to correct other people when they're wrong.

And look how irritable it's making you!

And loving tribute to a great man

And make a little extra money.

And maybe later on,

And meaning things you don't say.

And Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

And my cousin's a lawyer.

And my Netflix password.

And never questioned her again.

And no offense, but your bottom radiates enough heat,

And no one's lining up to be you.

And not pick up a few things about plumbing.

And now I have a cleaning lady...

And now it is time to complete

And now it's feeling forced,

And now she's a successful pharmaceutical rep.

And now you know as much about him as I do.

And now you know how it feels.

And now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!

And on spring break from college.

And on the subject of subjects,

And one day you wake up and you're pregnant.

And put it back in her mouth.

And put it in here.

And question my life choices.

And reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.

And reported somebody for cutting the line.

And right here.

And right now, I'm my own worst enemy.

And shaped like a Flintstone.

And she didn't want it to end early.

And she'll realize my brioche French toast

And some people are not baby people.

And spray deer musk on my inner thighs.

And start with a color?

And talking like this

And that is how a short asthmatic scientist

And that is not acceptable

And that men of his large stature

And that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere

And that your Indian friend gave you the message

And that's not me being creepy, that's for either of you.

And that's the first thing you come up with?

And that's why Budapest

And the bags of junk food I see

And the Death Star is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!

And the funding is substantial.

And the house key they never asked me to return.

And the lion sticking its tongue out means

And The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.

And the mood continues to change.

And the People Who Don't Understand Them."

And then drop in and check on the progress.

And then I said, "Cool."

And then I'll get out of your way.

And then take away two stooges.

And then they said, "No, you really won."

And then watched me roll right into traffic?

And then, of course, one pair

And then... throw it in her face.

And therefore my surprise should be unsurprising.

And therefore not have been surprised.

And they thought they could get it done in four months.

And they're gonna be fixing it for a while.

And this is Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

And threw a rock into my foot!

And to prove how serious I am about us,

And to show you that there are no hard feelings,

And try to replicate our results.

And turned their phones off.

And two bags came out.

And we don't like it?

And we live with Sheldon,

And we need it to be... this big.

And we never, ever spoke of it.

And we will live here?

And we'll see how it goes.

And we're interested in funding your research.

And weird other husband who came with the apartment.

And weird other husband who came with the apartment.

And welcome to the first "on location" episode of

And what happened to you?

And what?

And whatever you do, don't sign anything.

And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid

And white vinegar to clean all her lab equipment,

And who got him to put things other than gloves

And who got him to try a turkey dog?

And why isn't he helping me?"

And why wouldn't we?

And with the baby coming,

And would starve to death.

And you actually having a baby.

And you are my grandma.

And you are?

And you can take it for a test drive.

And you don't even get that joke,

And you just let him?

And you know what happened?

And you realize what the next step is?

And you refuse to do that.

And you ruined it!

And you talked?

And you telling me not to be angry

And you thought this wasn't gonna be

And you were worried about the romance

And you wonder why this one turned out the way he did.

And you.

And you.

And you'd still be my fifth guess.

And you're afraid you're gonna do something like your dad did?

And your award is well deserved.

And your nose was whistling ever so slightly.

And your own eyes over me?

And, of course, Mom.

And, uh, could you be

And, with the baby coming,

And..

Answer the question! What are you doing here?!

Any more awkward than they already are.

Anybody else coming to this thing? Uh...

Anybody else want to try?

Anybody have anything snarky to say about that?

Anyone can just walk in off the street and lift our toilet lids!

Anyone else want to try?

Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.

Anything you'd like to pet?

Anyway, come on in, dinner's ready.

Anyway, how about dinner?

Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlor will be a good place

Anyway, I'll leave you be.

Anyway, let's just get in and see if the GPS

Anyway, like I said in the e mail,

Anyway, now we're committed to completing this project

Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon.

Anyway, we're here, slugger.

Apparently he tricked some hot girl into marrying him.

Apparently, figure this out on my own

Apparently, they still make them.

Apple slices?

Are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then... yeah, okay.

Are five minutes apart for an hour.

Are laughable

Are more significant than we thought.

Are more susceptible to a wide array

Are special in their own way

Are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion

Are there any insights you can share?

Are they brain cells yet?

Are they gonna let you run it?

Are we bad friends?

Are we being silly not finding out the sex?

Are we even in a good school...?

Are we hugging or having a baby? Let's go!

Are we there yet?! Soon.

Are you actually comparing my human baby

Are you calling to ask for money?

Are you calling to ask for things

Are you crazy?

Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle?

Are you going to confront Penny?

Are you just gonna name all the colors?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you planning to stay exactly?

Are you saying that

Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

Are you saying you'd like to live with me?

Are you still upset about people finding out you're pregnant?

Are you suggesting Al Ghazali was Aristotelian?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? I'd really like to.

Are you trying to soothe me

Aren't we supposed to get here an hour and a half early?

Aren't you glad you participated in this?

Aren't you overreacting a little?

As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.

As a manure covered wheat field.

As a scientist, my job is to figure out why things happen.

As long as I've known you,

As more of a nanny.

As soon as I get home.

As the pasty faced owner of a comic book store!

As when we speak about the subject of a king?

As you may notice, just one of the changes around here

As you.

At a nice restaurant.

At Comic Con?

At least mine was educational.

At least my nose is naturally brown.

At least she's yelling at someone else for a change.

At night, they look like snakes.

Aw,

Aw, man.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, thank you.

Aw! Aw!

Ay, Rajesh,

Ay, Rajesh,

B But it's a picture of you.

Babies laugh a lot, and they're dumb.

Bales of hay would be paralyzed by indecision

Bam.

Based on the candy wrappers

Be grateful I'm still in the room.

Be polite.

Be sure to show him how funny he looks

Because he's an OBGYN

Because I love Howard and Bernadette

Because I told them they're having a girl!

Because I was thinking of you.

Because I was wondering how you'd feel

Because I'm pregnant.

Because if it did have to do with trains, and you were

Because it touched your genitals.

Because of her.

Because of my mom.

Because of you.

Because the savings... Okay, are you done?

Because the things are unspeakable?

Because there's a bumblebee in my office.

Because they saw it in the folder.

Because we we were talking about secrets and...

Because what I want is for you to make this decision,

Because when drywall gets wet, it's really more...

Because you were being selfish.

Because you were driving like a lunatic.

Because you weren't quite ready to come out yet.

Been 15 minutes. Just sayin'.

Been hearing that a lot today.

Before the baby comes.

Before the baby comes.

Before the baby gets here.

Before you came along.

Before your real friends come over?

Behind door number two.

Behind every great invention is an MIT mind.

Behind my back, so me and all my friends,

Being hit on by Rat Pack Pee wee Herman.

Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within.

Believe me, we know what you're going through.

Bernadette got her doctorate

Bernadette had her baby,

Bernadette told me your apartment's ready.

Bernadette, come on, look,

Bernadette, I hope you have a daughter.

Bernadette's having her baby!

Bernadette's mad at me, too.

Bert did quality research.

Bert is studying the way microbes in rocks

Bert?

Bert?

Bert. Bert. Bert!

Bert's a geologist.

Bert's work is remarkable.

Better stimulus for a developing baby.

Better. I'm an engineer.

Between your toes?!

Beverly, I know that we don't bring out

Beverly, I'm sorry if I upset you.

Bloberta.

Bloody homicide photos.

Boats

Boop.

Both of you.

Boy, you think you know a guy.

Brunch? Dinner?

Buda and Pest united to form Budapest.

Buddy, buddy, listen,

Buddy?

Bueno, um, I'm just going

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

Buildings that have a combination

But “three, two and we're done” is incomplete.

But after a while it starts

But after today, who knows.

But also how incredibly happy you make me.

But anyway...

But as it is, I didn't know,

But compromise is key.

But had I done something under the line,

But he's wearing a change maker.

But home births are very popular these days.

But how delightful was it when I pulled out

But how did you get her to go out with you?

But I am closer to the window

But I am ready to be helpful.

But I designed it.

But I did find what claims to be

But I did let him spit it out in my hand.

But I don't like his face.

But I don't think I'll ever understand

But I don't think that's happening.

But I feel like something is happening between us.

But I find that topic irresistible, so,

But I guess if we had to pick a main brain, it would be me.

But I guess it did.

But I have always considered you my family.

But I have been envious of your recent success.

But I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

But I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.

But I promise you, it does get easier.

But I still need to get all my pants hemmed.

But I thought I'd be more excited.

But I was wondering how you feel about other forms of intimacy,

But I would not leave cash lying around.

But I... Oh.

But I'm all out of taffy.

But I'm going to say

But I'm guessing still angry?

But I'm mad at him, too, so lemon bars it is.

But I'm not going to ruin her birthday.

But I'm not really sure.

But I'm still seeing

But if my mom asks, we have bunk beds.

But if you ever want to feel like you have superpowers,

But is is there a wedding ring

But is Sheldon really believing all this crap?

But it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph.

But it's fine.

But it's not happening.

But it's our last chance to take a vacation

But it's still limited in what it can do

But it's the safest crib you can buy.

But just know, every time I come in here,

But just know, every time I come in here,

But let me appeal to the scientist in you.

But let's say you do.

But more importantly,

But not a whole party.

But not this smooth criminal.

But now that I'm rich and successful,

But now you're injuring yourself.

But otherwise,

But plenty of things are addictive

But she never looked up.

But she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule.

But something wonderful did come from our relationship:

But that doesn't guarantee anything.

But that wasn't until next month.

But that's my room.

But that's my room.

But the truth is, Amy is just as challenging.

But the woman at the wall store

But then I got my first waffle maker

But then you just said it's not,

But there's a lot of things

But these things mean more to you than they do to me,

But they thought it was a raccoon.

But this a bad time; we're about to have a baby

But to be fair, I've spent nine months

But to employ the most passionate,

But touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.

But two and three are for people to get their pants on.

But unfortunately I cannot attend.

But we can ask if she wants any of it back

But we're not building a pillow wall

But we're not supposed to say that 'cause

But what if we can't?

But what if we move

But why should you get to go and leave me here

But you can't stay here.

But you commissioned it.

But you didn't listen, and presto change o,

But you don't even like flags.

But you don't even understand

But you don't have to spend your day off with me.

But you have left me no choice

But you have to be open to compromise.

But you just said you wanted to know.

But you like it so much.

But you made me order it because you were "too well known"

But you won't be living here!

But you won't be living here.

But you won't be living here.

But you won't be living here. But that's my room

But you... you know I'm working.

But you've got all those things,

But your clay was lies.

But your face looks angry.

But your words are completely false

But, I'm not going to tell you

But, uh, my advice is:

But, you know, I waited till the moment

Buys my groceries and cuts my hair.

By going into the bathroom at the bus station.

By singing the Star Trek theme as a lullaby?

Bye.

C Come dinnertime, do you enjoy eating food?

Call me crazy, but I found it moving.

Call you back.

Call your landlord and complain.

Calling me names is helpful?

Calm down, okay? Try not to think about it.

Calm down, try not to think about it.

Caltech is exactly like my high school.

Caltech is fine.

Caltech is fine.

Can already recognize

Can I get anyone a drink?

Can I live here?

Can I look yet?

Can I use text to speech software?

Can it be more of an internal struggle?

Can survive in extreme environmental conditions.

Can take us to the nearest emergency room.

Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?

Can we take a moment to discuss

Can you just try and let it go?

Can you please pull it together?

Can you please stop making money come out of me for two minutes?

Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did

Can't I just get ready in the morning

Can't make fun of something that's a null set.

Caught between food and drink.

Caught between two dates.

Caused by the mobility of ions in the water.

Cedric the Entertainer's actually entertaining.

Check the water level on the avocado pit.

Cheers. Filmed before a live studio audience.

Childbirth, looming coitus?

Chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.

Cigar so I could join in without looking foolish.

Clearly the combination of our DNA is exceptional.

Cohabitation with my girlfriend?

Cohabitation with my girlfriend?

Come along, Amy.

Come back when the contractions

Come in.

Come on

Come on, Bernie, breathe.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, we're going to the hospital!

Come on! Everyone to the hospital!

Come on! We'll have fun.

Come on. What do you say?

Comfy?

Coming together as one.

Cool. 'Cause she says you're doing a great job as

Cops, cops, be cool!

Could be helpful regarding intellectual property.

Could I interest you in a nightcap?

Could make this a rough night.

Could name her after your mom.

Could you not say anything about this

Could you two really have some sort of

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Cruises, skiing,

Dad, this is Sheldon's mother, Mary.

Damn, I need my inhaler.

Damn, so did I.

Damn, the MacArthur Genius Grant.

Damn!

Daniel.

Debbie?

Decorate it any way that makes you happy.

Deep breaths, slow breaths.

Despite recent events,

Did it work?

Did she have a middle name?

Did that conversation include the phrase

Did they?

Did we really

Did you come here to bring me dinner or to gloat?

Did you even look at my bottom?

Did you get that? Granite?

Did you know that the flag

Did you tell anyone?

Did you upgrade his software last night?

Did you... A plaque?

Didn't think so.

Didn't your baby room have a theme?

Dividing our belongings is difficult.

Do I say "Stop what?" or just throw in the towel?

Do it.

Do little things, like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.

Do not tell Wolowitz. Way ahead of you.

Do people know about her?

Do something, Batman.

Do the world a favor, and don't wake up tomorrow morning.

Do they know about your brother?

Do they know why the pipe burst?

Do we know the father, or is this some Mamma Mia nonsense?

Do we know what we're having?

Do we really have to sit for hours

Do we?

Do you have any advice for us?

Do you have any advice?

Do you know 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Do you know that when I get out of the shower,

Do you know what else I love about you?

Do you know what you need to do now?

Do you know what?

Do you know where I can find him?

Do you like living with her?

Do you love Amy?

Do you really mean that?

Do you really need to record this?

Do you think

Do you think I'm running?

Do you think this is in poor taste?

Do you think this respectful

Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things

Do you want him back?

Do you want me to get the nurse?

Do you want to go to our place and make out?

Do you?

Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?

Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?

Does he even like lemon bars?

Does it eat you up inside

Does it really need one?

Does it sound... sexy?

Does it spin around and do tricks?

Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?

Does that count as liking it?

Does that help?

Does the baby have a name yet?

Doesn't make it less creepy.

Doesn't make you an artist.

Doesn't matter to me. Your choice.

Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"

Don't be proud of that.

Don't beat yourself up.

Don't blame me. Blame your pal, biology.

Don't breathe on my pillow.

Don't come back.

Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.

Don't do that, you've got gold here.

Don't get me all randy. Guests are on the way.

Don't lend your new brother in law money.

Don't speak.

Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.

Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.

Don't waste your time on jealousy,

Don't worry, I know how you feel.

Don't you be disrespectful to her.

Down the road?

Dr. Fowler and I began an experiment in living together

Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr

Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags

Drawing a conclusion after only 12 hours of data?

Dressed like a little boy.

Dude, the minute you opened that e mail, they knew you got it.

E mail 911?

Earlier tonight, things began organically,

Easy peasy, ooh, so breezy

Easy. And look at all this cargo space.

Eating a whole Altoid?

Eating cake on the toilet single.

Eating crickets.

Eh, we watched Sheldon try to open a bottle

Eh, why?!

Eh... Our child could be the next step

Electronically transmitted images

Elon Musk has a theory that we're all just characters

Encapsulates all my negative emotions.

Engineers don't get a lot of respect.

Enjoy having the place to yourselves.

Even before the recent threat of our parents fornicating

Even if you don't believe it,

Even more not what you think.

Eventually, I guess.

Ever since I met Penny,

Ever since I won, people think I'm great.

Every other mom is so into.

Every scientific advancement is a victory.

Every since she got

Everybody stop it with that!

Everybody wants to spend more time with me.

Everyone gets jealous.

Everyone said I could do better.

Everyone's doing it.

Everyone's jealous of me.

Everything is stupid and I want to go home.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excellent.

Except that I said it on purpose, and I have no regrets.

Except that this is from my DNA,

Excuse me, but I'm Indian.

Excuse me, I I have to go take some pictures.

Excuse me, I need to pay Bert

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me... that's my room.

Feel free to take out a pigeon while you're at it.

Fell asleep?

Fine

Fine, I told Sheldon that

Fine, I will.

Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman

Fine, take the plant.

Fine, then do it.

Fine, then you go!

Fine, we'll go to the E.R. Just stop selling me on the van.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. I'll buy the stupid van.

Fine. In our new minivan.

First of all, he's in Boca Raton,

Five minutes?

Five week mission to do the same.

Flash, how do you stay in business?

Flip a coin. You got a fifty fifty shot.

For 15 minutes.

For a 24 hour test drive.

For a few years.

For a man so good at predicting my moves,

For being in such happy relationships.

For God's sake,

For God's sake, just drive in the knife, why don't you!

For ours, so we win.

For research, he can do whatever he wants with it.

For science, maybe you should!

For that Halloween haunted house

For the first time,

For the next 36 hours you're as fertile

For the next five weeks, we are officially living together.

For the next thousand years.

For this technology,

For two of us, it's in the right direction.

For what it's worth, you're a great liar.

Forgive me for being nosy,

Found the backup inhaler. Want to have sex?

Four flights of stairs for the heck of it.

Four months?

From a local vendor.

From all the Dove Bars I ate! I'm pregnant!

From Nightmare Before Christmas.

From our skin cells, I need to harvest them.

From the Air Force because of you.

From the Air Force because of you.

From the Air Force showed up, he's been a nervous wreck.

Fun onions...

Funyuns.

Future endeavors.

Gentlemen, I am ready to work.

Gentlemen, I think we are losing sight of the real issue.

Gentlemen, please,

Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs.

Gentlemen!

Get him some anti anxiety meds.

Get out of my way, you syphilitic dogs!

Get out.

Get Stuart or Raj to do it.

Get tickets to a taping of Ellen?

Getting into fights?

Getting stuck under our dishwasher.

Give me a second to call my cousin.

Give me the remote control.

Given the five week end date,

Given the five week end date,

Giving me a kiss?

Go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

God, I feel so bad I just lied to her.

God, I thought my brother fresh out of jail

Goes out of his way to humiliate me.

Going to the grocery store, driving you to the doctor.

Gonna give... It's not about trains!

Good call.

Good choice, boss

Good choice, it's disgusting.

Good for Bert.

Good luck with your...

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night, Rajesh.

Good night, Rajesh.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good point.

Good stuff.

Good thing I stopped by.

Good, and you?

Good, good. Good.

Good, you know,

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Call him.

Good. Thank you.

Good. Then you're used to this.

Got a minute?

G****. I find it the most mild.

Great, and just so you know,

Great, go with the giraffes.

Great, now I have to start all over.

Great, the doctor said the baby's head

Great, what'd you have in mind?

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. That's your side.

Great. What's up?

Great. Where would you like to go?

Groceries in the other, and you're thinking,

Guys,

Guys, wake up!

Guys, you heard her, go see what she wants

Guys!

H Hold on.

H Howard, Howard, look at the DVD screen.

Hang on, hang on!

Hang on, maybe it's not the worst idea.

Hang on.

Hang on. I'm counting.

Hang on. Is she just with you because you're rich?

Hang on. This guy's telling me

Hang onto it until you're in trouble

Hankius

Happy and well fed.

Happy and well fed.

Happy birthday.

Harassing civilians, didn't you ever think,

Has been harder than I thought it would be.

Has been rediscovered after 101 years

Has made me the "smartiest."

Have always been held over my head.

Have him call me.

Have some bread while it's still warm.

Have you noticed it's always an A flat?

Haven't you had enough?

He broke her heart, moved halfway around the world,

He did think you were my husband.

He didn't believe it, but then he did believe it.

He doesn't just look like C 3PO,

He finds pushing that little door

He gave me his business card

He heard me talking about us going away.

He is in for the night.

He is so afraid of his feelings.

He just wore me down.

He knows I did it.

He lasted two days on Jeopardy,

He proposed an equally hungry and thirsty man

He put a sign up in the bathroom that says,

He reminds me of that turkey we had

He said start with it, not end with it.

He says fun stuff.

He startles easily, so, please, no flash photography

He studies rocks!

He turned around, and I gave him

He was cooking and selling crystal meth, Susan,

He was terrifying.

He won't take any pills that aren't chewable

He's a minority.

He's already hairless and smells like talcum powder.

He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate.

He's done.

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning.

He's gonna move back in here.

He's got a great sense of humor.

He's got experience dealing with pregnant ladies

He's in our hot tub drinking our wine.

He's just cranky because Bert from the geology lab

He's just gonna come up with some reason

He's proud of Bert, too.

He's studying to be

He's the pervert pulling the strings here.

He's the worst.

Head shots, markers. Okay.

Hear them out, offer as little information as possible,

Hear, hear. Cheers.

Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.

Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Hello, my hateful shrew.

Hello, Rajesh.

Hello, Sheldon.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello...

Help me out here. This is not where I shine.

Helping Bernadette get ready for this baby.

Her apartment's been finished,

Her behavior.

Her new aunts and uncles

Here comes another contraction.

Here comes another one.

Here he comes. Right.

Here you are, Mother.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here.

Here.

Here. Give me those.

Hey good lookin',

Hey,

Hey, Bernadette's water broke!

Hey, buddy, why don't we go for a walk,

Hey, come on in.

Hey, congratulations Bert!

Hey, could you please go to the market for me?

Hey, everyone, this is my mother, Beverly.

Hey, guys, come on in.

Hey, guys, what are you...?

Hey, guys.

Hey, have you ever heard of the Van Nuys Comic Con?

Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.

Hey, hey!

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I bought M&Ms at the vending machine

Hey, I get it.

Hey, I learned a long time ago, when you're four feet eleven

Hey, I'm in a hospital and I'm not the patient.

Hey, I'm just thrilled we're all getting along for a minute.

Hey, I'm just thrilled we're all getting along for a minute.

Hey, I'm trying to help you.

Hey, if thinking secret government agents

Hey, if you want me to sleep

Hey, it's not even called the "Genius Grant,"

Hey, listen,

Hey, look, they got Walgreens here, too.

Hey, Marty. Thanks for talking to us.

Hey, no problem.

Hey, Raj.

Hey, she didn't compromise

Hey, she just sells drugs. I had to make 'em.

Hey, Sheldon,

Hey, Sheldon, we are on a serious time crunch.

Hey, Sheldon's not here,

Hey, show her the trunk! Show her the trunk!

Hey, Squinty, the gas pedal's on the right!

Hey, Stuart.

Hey, Stuart.

Hey, that guy's looking over here.

Hey, there he is! Hey!

Hey, this pregnancy had

Hey, tomorrow who wants to paint the nursery?

Hey, tomorrow, who wants to paint the nursery?

Hey, what's for lunch?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, where you been?

Hey, you guys want to wrestle?

Hey, you're talking about the person I love

Hey! Free toilet paper!

Hey! Is everyone getting to know each other?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey...

Hi, Bert.

Hi, Colonel Williams, how can I help you?

Hi, I'm Stuart.

Hi, Stuart.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Food's here.

Hi. Hey. What brings you by?

Hi. Howard Wolowitz.

Hi. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Hi. Okay, hey there, I got I'm sorry, I got to go now.

Hi... Colonel Williams.

Hide your good rocks.

His eyes also light up in the dark.

His Grey's Anatomy online fan group probably knows.

Historically, I don't do well with change

Hit it.

Hitting just the right spot.

Hm.

Hmm

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Well, she spends her whole day scooping.

Hmm.

Hmm. Actually I just did that this morning

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. They must have left the tub on.

Hold on.

Honestly, I I didn't think your job would bother me,

Honestly, I just want you to be quiet

Honestly, I'm not even sure I like babies.

Honestly, if it didn't get you all worked up,

Honey, how ya feeling?

Honey, instead of worrying about pain

Hopefully for the last time.

Horseback riding.

How 'bout we stay here?

How about if I just don't breathe at all?

How are you feeling about that?

How can I help you?

How can you be embarrassed around me?

How can you be so awful to me?

How can you feel bad

How come this one's on the back of an eviction notice?

How come you never eat broccoli?

How come you stink at 3 D chess?

How cool is that?

How could you lie to me?

How could you think that I would spend the night

How could you?!

How dare you?

How did you deal with it?

How did you know it wasn't me?

How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy?

How do you deal with the success of your colleagues?

How do you do?

How do you do?

How does this man not have a Nobel?

How early are we?

How he got the Serial Ape ist girl to marry him.

How is everyone today?

How late?

How long

How long do you need?

How many pairs of underwear did you pack for the move?

How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

How much change you want, little lady?

How much money did he win?

How much will it hurt?

How much will it hurt?

How old was it?

How parts of me are hanging.

How scandalous.

How someone like me could get to be with someone like you.

How surprised you are that I'm great at surprises.

How Thelma and Louise of us.

How turned on you are right now.

How will I learn if I'm comfortable living with Amy

How you guys doing?

How? You had the whole floor to yourself.

How's Bernadette?

How's that broccoli?

Howard and Bernadette kicked me out

Howard and Bernadette's kid might be born on your birthday.

Howard just did that.

Howard told me you were working late, so I brought dinner.

Howard went to space.

Howard Wolowitz access granted.

Howard Wolowitz, access granted.

Howard Wolowitz?

Howard, can I ask you a question?

Howard, please just call the man, see what he wants.

Howard, why is he yelling at me?

Howard!

Howard!

Howard?

Howard's dopey haircut?

However accurately.

Howie, it's in poor taste.

Howie, they've been doing everything for you

Howie, we have time to do all that stuff.

Huh, they screwed up and gave us steamed broccoli.

Huh, what?

Huh? A meal? Lunch?

Huh.

I accept this five week mission

I accept this five week mission

I admire you, Leonard.

I already put away five of these!

I also love how you never use swear words.

I always thought a motorized toy of me would be cool.

I am closer to the exit in case of emergency.

I am cool.

I am facing a great deal of work.

I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid

I am having coffee!

I am not a know it all.

I am not proud of this.

I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal.

I am starting to rethink the Flash onesie I bought this kid

I am terrified of stepping on a nail

I am willing to rub my genitals on it as well.

I am.

I anticipated we'd have problems,

I assume we're still talking about the movies,

I believe that is flag to crotch four, checkmate.

I bet if we put our heads together,

I bet it was Barbara Chen in retrovirus.

I bought stock in Marvel.

I bought the first one,

I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.

I called, and they're like, "Pay your bill!"

I came home early because they ran out of math to teach me

I came home from work one day and she had taken everything.

I can be brave for science.

I can if you'd just roll over and accept your fate.

I can just FaceTime my family in India.

I can keep this, right?

I can make do with just the candle

I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.

I can soldier through this.

I can't be the only one that knows that's halfway.

I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news

I can't believe you head butted a water fountain.

I can't believe you punched Bert.

I can't do it.

I can't figure out the math.

I can't imagine you being violent.

I can't take this anymore.

I can't take this anymore.

I can't wait for this day to be over.

I can't wait to see the look on her face

I can't.

I can't. Yes, you can

I changed my mind! Hang up! Hang up!

I come here when I know they're not home.

I could see him eating one or two guests,

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't just take the compliment.

I dare you.

I did Sudoku before they took it so I'd be ripped.

I did that, too.

I did, still a mess.

I did.

I didn't buy it.

I didn't even have to take my glasses off!

I didn't knock, but it's fine. I didn't knock, but it's fine

I didn't know her five minutes and she asked,

I didn't know that.

I didn't know you can propose to the same person

I didn't mean to. It just slipped out

I didn't punch him.

I didn't put on my come hither plaid PJ's for nothing.

I didn't want it to come to this.

I do consider our experiment

I do have some time off this Sunday

I do know what it feels like to be left out.

I do!

I do.

I do. You don't.

I don't always show it, but you are of great importance to me.

I don't believe this.

I don't care about any of the baby stuff

I don't care what color the room is.

I don't even know where to begin.

I don't have to be attractive.

I don't have to waste my time

I don't know how I feel about this.

I don't know how to open the oysters.

I don't know if I can make it

I don't know where everyone is.

I don't know why I called it a party, sorry.

I don't know,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Be cool. He's coming. He's coming.

I don't know. Bernadette's baby doesn't have a Jacuzzi jet

I don't know. He uses that traffic app.

I don't know. I didn't count.

I don't know. They take the invention away,

I don't know...

I don't remember much after I drank it.

I don't see how a tax lawyer from Fort Lauderdale

I don't see why I should have to watch your father

I don't think I can go much longer.

I don't think so, but you're sweet for asking.

I don't think so, but you're sweet for asking.

I don't think so, I'm clicking on

I don't think so.

I don't think you are.

I don't think you do, but all right.

I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting.

I don't understand.

I don't understand.

I don't want to drive that. It's such a mom car.

I doubt that.

I even got a change maker.

I even have a screen grab on my phone.

I feel in line at Space Mountain

I feel like

I feel like I pulled something.

I feel like I'm selling candy so our team can get new uniforms.

I feel powerful.

I feel so bad about leaving him here.

I felt a kick.

I figured they could use some extra help.

I figured they could use some extra help.

I forgot my coat.

I found him in an old box.

I found it, but it's empty.

I genuinely like your father.

I get enough of that when I take Howard

I got a Gryffindor robe for you.

I got asked to sign autographs there.

I guess everyone's having them now.

I guess he decided to invite himself over?

I guess I should have known what I was getting myself into.

I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet some fans

I guess it's okay.

I guess so.

I guess the experiment begins.

I guess this is it.

I guess this is it.

I guess you could stay for a few days

I guess... I guess we should stop.

I had a bad dream that my best friend became a tyrant

I had a plan I kept leaving Dove Bar wrappers around

I had my first energy drink

I had nothing else to do tonight.

I had to ask why.

I had to find my bubble gum

I hate you more than ever.

I hate your apartment.

I have a doctorate in astrophysics

I have a feeling you're still doing it.

I have Amy!

I have never cleaned a toilet before.

I have never won a Nobel Prize.

I have no choice but to confront her

I have no problem calling him.

I have performance anxiety.

I have such a profound

I have the right address, don't I?

I have to admit,

I have to say, I am happy with your ob gyn.

I have to... oh, oh!

I hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas.

I hope you're happy making me read this.

I hope you're right.

I I I have to go.

I I I knew the answer. I got excited.

I I just found a wobble.

I I know I went a little overboard.

I I should care about nurseries and colors,

I imagined this day going I should be with them right now.

I It's over.

I ju..

I just can't see at night.

I just can't wait any longer.

I just cannot stay here while your father

I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder

I just liked his name. Theo Sassler!

I just need to be grateful.

I just need to think more about myself.

I just read a book about Oppenheimer,

I just wanted to apologize.

I just wanted to make her work for it.

I just, I just need another energy drink.

I just...

I keep waiting to feel excited,

I kind of went the other way.

I knock them down. That's called teamwork.

I know exactly what we are gonna do.

I know how it feels, too.

I know how to behave.

I know it sounds like a cliché,

I know that.

I know they would they did it to Barbara Chen last year

I know we took coitus off the table,

I know what you did was an accident.

I know when I'm not wanted.

I know you have maternal instincts.

I know, and it was

I know, I was there.

I know, why don't we get started on clearing out the baby's room?

I know.

I know.

I know. They probably shouldn't sell those to children.

I laughed because the guy was Leonard.

I learned something totally different.

I left my phone downstairs.

I let my dog eat food out of my mouth,

I let your head hit the wall and I laughed

I like a party.

I like the painting.

I like your movies.

I lived with my old girlfriend

I love it. Thank you.

I love kids, how old is he?

I love you, Penny.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you, too. We're good.

I love you.

I love you.

I love your French toast.

I love your movie.

I made it to Wizarding World,

I made it.

I made out of a shoebox.

I make him take a long walk.

I may not?

I may not?

I mean, crack cocaine, nicotine, Pringles.

I mean, he did do a good job taking care of my mother.

I mean, hot girls always stick together.

I mean, how is it any different

I mean, if I knew you were good at surprises,

I mean, it's remarkable,

I mean, it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody.

I mean, seriously, you have got to let me scan your brain

I mean, she's never even seen me unshaven.

I mean, sometimes it's Koothrappali.

I mean, the first one's traditional,

I mean, the first thought when you see me isn't,

I mean, the mood's a little different now.

I mean, they're probably looking at you

I mean, you couldn't even talk if one was in the room.

I mean, you wouldn't know a confounding variable

I mean...

I mean... we could do whatever we want.

I meant like, "What are you doing here?"

I need to see it.

I need to stand up for myself.

I never realized this building was classified.

I noticed the village couldn't find time

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I once left orange juice in my fridge so long,

I once paid $20 for Theo Sassler's signature.

I please, which includes

I prefer to think of it as high maintenance.

I prefer to think of myself as five ten,

I put on Batman: The Animated Series. Your favorite!

I really do.

I really don't care.

I recently tried eating Swiss chard

I remember thinking, “This is stupid”"

I remind myself

I saw both of them.

I saw it. It's big.

I saw my father having relations with another woman.

I saw you eat was a Skittle.

I see astrocytes.

I see quivering black lines.

I see what's happening here.

I seem to be losing.

I shared my body with that woman.

I should have known.

I should probably keep this

I should say "damn." Do it.

I skipped kindergarten.

I skipped spin class for this.

I slept two minutes last night.

I spent my day alone in the lab

I suddenly wish Sheldon was here.

I suggest a neutral environment.

I suppose I should apologize to you, as well.

I suppose that works.

I swear it was like sleeping on a train track.

I think he looks cute.

I think he might be learning on his own.

I think he might be right.

I think I can do better.

I think I hate all of you nerds.

I think I might have a little surprise

I think I'll know when I see her.

I think I'm a little tired.

I think I'm gonna go for a run.

I think I'm in labor.

I think I'm in labor.

I think it brings the room together.

I think it's hot.

I think it's hot.

I think it's just hormones.

I think it's nice they're hitting it off.

I think it's nice they're hitting it off.

I think someone's following us.

I think that you could.

I think that's called a mommy.

I think this fell off your cart.

I think we can let the cigarettes slide.

I think we should see other people.

I think we're good.

I think you were mean before you were pregnant,

I think you're a very nice man.

I think you're both cute.

I think you're very nice as well.

I think you're very sweet, but

I thought I didn't have a problem.

I thought I'd let Harry Potter

I thought it smelled like a petting zoo in here

I thought it was brave.

I thought it was really funny. Thanks.

I thought it would be wise to conduct a trial run

I thought that, too.

I thought you were cool.

I thought you'd be thrilled to procreate with me.

I told them all about you.

I told you not to do the worm.

I told you Penny was hiding his things?!

I told you raccoons don't say "Uh oh."

I told you,

I tried to cook you a meal from your homeland.

I tried to let go of anger

I understand

I understand how you feel.

I understand that we're under contract,

I understand, but this is a special day for them.

I understand.

I understand.

I understand.

I walked in the house expecting to find it empty,

I want another one.

I want to drive him into the girls' restroom.

I want you just to play dumb.

I wanted to apologize for my behavior today. It...

I wanted to let you know that I read your research,

I wanted to thank you for going through all the trouble

I warned you, and I did it.

I was 13 years old,

I was 20 years old before I figured out

I was afraid you'd be too tired.

I was as surprised as anybody.

I was disappointed to see the man I was engaged to

I was done at wet wall, but you wouldn't let it go.

I was going to wrap it,

I was hiding Leonard's things?

I was hoping by admitting my weakness to you,

I was hoping it'd be quieter.

I was just giving everything away.

I was never really interested in seeing other women.

I was not thinking it.

I was wondering why the front row was available.

I wet the bed until college, but I don't think

I will cast you far away.

I will not have you be disrespectful to me.

I will not have you be disrespectful to me.

I wish there were

I won, I didn't believe them.

I won't be there.

I wonder if I'd need to knock every time I came over here

I wonder if this is what it feels like

I wonder which one's Halley.

I work two jobs and I don't have time for dating.

I would have expected the surprise,

I would like this experiment to go well

I would like to keep...

I would like us to stop fighting

I would love to.

I would not have done that for you.

I wouldn't even call it a crib.

I wouldn't worry about it.

I zinged him with sarcasm, he didn't even notice.

I...

I... I said “she,” but lots of things are she

I'd call it a Fortress of Solitude for babies.

I'd finally get to live alone with my husband.

I'd kiss you right now.

I'd like to reinstate the you not talking rule.

I'd like to say something.

I'd say

I'd say "damn it" in Klingon,

I'd somehow be unburdened.

I'd steal it.

I'll be right across the hall.

I'll be right back.

I'll be thinking of you.

I'll cut to the chase.

I'll do it

I'll do it.

I'll drink to that.

I'll get it.

I'll get the hospital bag

I'll get the hospital bag. I'll pull the van up.

I'll give you a hint.

I'll go get some more.

I'll go with you.

I'll gonna go turn on some rock music.

I'll have the jury eating out of my hand.

I'll just let my hips do the talkin'

I'll leave you be.

I'll pull the van up.

I'll put in on the list with peaches and felt.

I'll take that as a "Yes."

I'll wait, and ruin 24 individual hours

I'm a 100% honest

I'm a little tuckered out myself.

I'm a person who knows lots of things

I'm allowed to nominate someone for next year.

I'm always the last one anybody thinks of.

I'm being awful?!

I'm clearly upset. Why aren't you following me?

I'm Colonel Williams.

I'm concerned about Amy.

I'm conducting a quick survey.

I'm fine.

I'm furious.

I'm getting enraged.

I'm glad we did this test run.

I'm glad you decided to stay.

I'm gonna be in the room with you when you give birth

I'm gonna call it a night.

I'm gonna cross my legs and snap 'em off!

I'm gonna drive like we do in India.

I'm gonna get back.

I'm gonna get some coffee. You want some?

I'm gonna go make some more tea

I'm gonna go vacuum.

I'm gonna have to learn a whole new bus route.

I'm gonna show you something.

I'm gonna start cleaning up.

I'm good, too.

I'm happy about it.

I'm her change daddy.

I'm her husband.

I'm here to put the crib together.

I'm in a hot tub with you, so pretty bad.

I'm in love with both of you now.

I'm in this relationship, too.

I'm in too much pain to watch cartoo...

I'm jealous of Leonard and Penny

I'm just afraid if I respond, then they'll know I got it.

I'm just contemplating Buridan's donkey.

I'm just feeling a little guilty

I'm just throwing this out there,

I'm just trying to be considerate.

I'm just worried that my sensitivity to temperature

I'm kidding, I want you to feel at home here.

I'm like a man made of sugar in a world of ants.

I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz.

I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz.

I'm looking forward to meeting his father.

I'm married,

I'm no better off than I was ten years ago.

I'm not a child, don't do that.

I'm not a raccoon.

I'm not an old man!

I'm not as smart as I think I am.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not even sure

I'm not even sure that's possible.

I'm not getting rid of all your stuff.

I'm not playing anything.

I'm not really a part of this,

I'm not sure.

I'm O negative.

I'm on it.

I'm open to that.

I'm open to the possibility.

I'm probably thinking, "Where's my husband,

I'm running out of ways to act excited.

I'm serious,

I'm so disappointed in myself.

I'm so sore. I don't think

I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

I'm so thirsty. Give me more ice chips.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry for bringing this over here.

I'm sorry I mentioned it.

I'm sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward.

I'm sorry, and what flavor is your bubble gum cigar?

I'm sorry, are you questioning my integrity as a scientist?

I'm sorry, is that a yes?

I'm sorry, you mumbled something?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I I have to go find out

I'm sorry. It's our first time.

I'm sorry. Yes, of course.

I'm struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom.

I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.

I'm sure you're right.

I'm surprised there aren't iguanas lying on it.

I'm telling you, this van is gonna be...

I'm the actual brains behind this project

I'm the artist.

I'm the father.

I'm the one who blabbed she was pregnant!

I'm the reason everyone knows.

I'm the son of a gynecologist. I could be helpful

I'm trying to think of an answer

I'm very happy for you.

I'm very hungry.

I'm warning you,

I'm willing to take our relationship to the next level.

I'm worried about Howard. Ever since that guy

I'm, uh, Leonard's friend, Stuart.

I've always been jealous of how much money

I've always been treated differently!

I've been babysitting him

I've been envious of her looks.

I've been on The Simpsons.

I've been racking my brain for days,

I've been trying to figure out a way to get back at her.

I've been wanting to go.

I've come to peace with my relationship with my parents

I've ever seen in my life.

I've got a dog and a godchild, you have nothing!

I've got someone here who might make you feel better.

I've got the Neosporin.

I've gotten pretty good at telling it.

I've never been to Palm Springs.

I've never lived with someone, either.

I've never seen results like this before.

I've worked so hard to get where I am,

I've worked with Hawking.

If childbirth is half this bad,

If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.

If I may, I can assure you,

If I solve it for you, you'll never learn.

If I want to watch old people sweat,

If I'm gonna synthesize a neural network

If it helps, I'm questioning

If it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.

If it were an Olympic sport, I'd complain about

If it's like your 3 D chess game,

If my boss knows.

If my official residence were across the hall,

If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

If Stephen Hawking says you're brilliant?

If that is too fast around a school,

If that's not foreplay, I don't know what is.

If that's not foreplay, I don't know what is.

If the lab room disposable shoe cover fits.

If two of them hit you in the face at the same time!

If we did continue living together,

If we find my backup inhaler, maybe we can get frisky.

If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

If we're going to be staying in this apartment,

If we're just going to drive around aimlessly,

If we're rubbing genitals on things, that's where I shine.

If you are a brown guy whose name has

If you are embarrassed by what I do,

If you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble.

If you don't want to know, I don't have to tell you.

If you don't want to snuggle, fine

If you ever need a break, the owner of the train store

If you pull a butterscotch out of your pocket,

If you see any pedestrians, just call 'em out.

If you stopped telling me I have a textbook cervix.

If you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.

If you want, you can find out right now.

If you'd give me a minute, I'll tell you.

If you're hungry you can eat your takeout; nobody touched it.

If you're looking for a new guy to live with...

If you're not in a hurry, I can dig you a koi pond.

If you're tired, have some coffee.

Ignore him,

Imagine this: you've got the baby in one hand,

Immune system.

In a foreign country,

In a physical relationship with one person.

In a ridiculously short time frame,

In a state of the art German incubator.

In all of my relationships.

In Aristotle's example,

In Boca Raton, by saying things you don't mean

In California.

In case the exit isn't clearly marked.

In case we have a girl.

In case you have to wait in a long line.

In cohabitation to have been positive.

In fact, I want you to keep the apartment flag,

In fact, wh what's this

In fact, you can have everything.

In fact...

In front of her assistant one day. I...

In high school, there was this girl who was talking about me

In order to spend more time with me.

In our apartment?

In Sheldon's old room.

In some advanced civilization's video game.

In the emergency room?

In the evolution of mankind.

In the flag community and they'd jack up the price.

In the glove compartment?

In the military industrial complex.

In the name of Mars."

In the past, you've professed feelings for her.

In the same holder.

In the time we promised.

In this trash, I thought the person

In your shoe and ten is the monkey

In your shoe and ten is the monkey

In, like, two minutes. Yeah.

Inevitable, you say?

Instead of being weighed down by ambition,

Instead of fixating on what Bert has,

Interesting.

Interesting.

Into a sex dungeon.

Into functional brain cells.

Into functioning brain cells.

Into my own hands, and I arranged a brunch.

Into your work would be the best way to deal with it?

Intriguing.

Is a big step outside of your comfort zone.

Is “back on track” a hint

Is facing down now.

Is gonna be raising this child.

Is he here?

Is he? I never noticed.

Is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?

Is in poor taste?

Is it a cocktail party?

Is it a party? And if so, what kind of party?

Is it about the rotational symmetries

Is it even possible to get this done in two months?

Is it five minutes apart starting at the top of the hour,

Is it good?

Is it me

Is it me, or is there something fun

Is it me, or is there something fun

Is it possible he meant out of Legos?

Is it possible you might not actually want to meet someone?

Is it weird we don't?

Is it working? No.

Is it?

Is our new house band

Is someone else here?

Is that a retinal scanner?

Is that a wobble?

Is that okay?

Is that really what's important right now?

Is that the hot tub?

Is that your mom?

Is the Wi Fi working for you?

Is this about the baby?

Is this for Serial Ape ist?

Is this what you do when I'm not here,

Is your friend Howard working on anything cool?

Is your use of the word "subject" the same or different

Isn't he an indicator of life on other planets?

Isn't it a little early for that?

Isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment

Isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment

Isn't that exciting?

Isn't the only magic these hands can do.

Issabella, wait, wait, let me explain.

Issabella!

Issabella.

It almost makes up for the incredibly awkward turn

It can be ****stani food, if you like.

It could be a sign of an extrasolar planet

It could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

It didn't fall.

It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line

It didn't hurt, did it? No...

It doesn't matter what I want.

It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.

It had to be Barbara.

It has got to be one of the worst things

It has to be bad news.

It has to stop.

It is certainly too fast around a kitchen.

It is funny when you think about it.

It It could be.

It just came up

It kind of ruins my plan for Wally Wolowitz

It knows!

It makes sense you two are friends.

It may have appreciated in value

It sounded like it.

It sucks that she's not here.

It tasted like a mimosa.

It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.

It used to.

It was a lot hotter than it sounds.

It was an accident.

It was like

It was mittens.

It was nice of her to show us playing dumb with an example.

It was so funny.

It was such a mess.

It was the least I could do.

It was unnecessary.

It was.

It would be like I'm walking with my grandma.

It would help

It'd be such a party, we'd never get anything done.

It'll be fine. You'll see.

It'll be like a secret vacation at home.

It'll be like dining under the stars.

It'll be the same thing

It'll make your father feel more comfortable.

It's "Frankenstein's Monster."

It's "khoo vakh."

It's a dinky little convention where they sell collectibles

It's a good thing you're cute.

It's a gravitational wobble.

It's a group effort,

It's a human emotion, Sheldon.

It's a little white lie, everyone does it.

It's a nice enough spot.

It's all I need to give my life meaning.

It's all right.

It's almost dinner time.

It's also why I never open a door

It's always fun watching him read someone else's work.

It's because you keep trying

It's been three and a half minutes, wake up!

It's called being in love.

It's called getting caught, Mother!

It's called relaxing, and that's all you need to know.

It's called sleep and it's my bedtime.

It's canceled in three.

It's canceled in three.

It's cute, they're having fun living together.

It's either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs.

It's fine.

It's for the baby, and I didn't buy it.

It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.

It's fun to think about.

It's getting tough for me to be on my feet all day.

It's gonna be special for Penny and me to share this with you.

It's got a rearview camera, there's a DVD player

It's gross but I have to eat it because I met somebody.

It's happening.

It's hard to believe Howard's having a kid.

It's hard to say.

It's it's important to me

It's just a research project.

It's just a tiny skin sample

It's just so much easier to give him what he wants.

It's just that

It's just we're meeting Leonard's parents

It's kind of annoying, but it's not the end of the world.

It's kind of exciting.

It's like hearing “da da da da da dah”

It's like his sinuses are right here in the car.

It's like scrolling through the emojis

It's like the '40s again

It's like watching a sculptor,

It's like we have a butler.

It's like we're living in the future!

It's like you have the soul of a label maker.

It's me for the way I brought that full circle.

It's midnight.

It's more like a gathering

It's my baby.

It's my one move.

It's nice to meet the woman

It's nice you

It's none of my business, but it sounds like a lot

It's not a big deal.

It's not hard. Just picture the Three Stooges,

It's not just Howard and Bernadette. I mean,

It's not like you're handing us

It's not my fault I opened it and looked.

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing;

It's not the same with you gone.

It's not what you think.

It's okay, I'll still go.

It's okay, Rajesh, I'm a grown woman.

It's okay, we'll figure something out.

It's okay, you're allowed to have a cleaning lady.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's by choice.

It's okay. Mm.

It's okay. Uh, I should get back to work

It's on the house.

It's one of a kind

It's only for five weeks.

It's only for five weeks.

It's pajamas, there's no cape.

It's Penny's bedroom.

It's pretty late.

It's really making me lose respect for both of them

It's ringing.

It's terrific. I I really thrive anywhere

It's the guy who shows me YouTube videos

It's the highest rated one on the market

It's the MacArthur Fellowship.

It's unbelievable.

It's weird that guy thought you were a couple.

It's weird.

It's your birthday! Let's do something fun.

It's, "I wonder if her mommy knows where she is."

Its symbolism. Oh, I do.

Jealousy is completely illogical.

Jean Buridan proposed

JPL's actually developing a robot arm

Just as challenging as you.

Just as challenging.

Just because I look sickly doesn't mean I'm starving.

Just because I look sickly doesn't mean I'm starving.

Just because you're starving

Just because you're starving doesn't make you an artist

Just don't smoke.

Just finish your ice cream so I can get you home to bed.

Just give me a moment...

Just got an e mail from the U.S. Air Force.

Just hiding some stuff in your closet, don't tell Penny

Just homemade coupons for things you might need help with

Just like it's not Frankenstein,

Just me and my son.

Just nod and smile. He's almost gone.

Just the right idea at the right time.

Just think how happy you'll be in a few weeks

Just till I get back on my feet.

Just try to relax. We'll be there any minute.

Just trying to make this a happy trip, dear.

Just wave your arms a little and they fly away, it's not...

Just, please, bear with me if I display symptoms

Keep M&M'S in your pocket

Keep the change

Keep the clock, Sheldon.

Keeping secrets from our friends

Khoo vakh!

Kick him out as soon as possible.

Kind of hard to see the names.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

L Light, sound, temperature...

Landed a stone cold fox.

Last question.

Learn from my mistakes!

Leaving you to move in with Amy

Leonard and I can't be together.

Leonard and Penny

Leonard breathes on me, too.

Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like

Leonard Hofstadter access granted.

Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard,

Leonard, can I ask you a question?

Leonard, I'm having a primal urge

Leonard, if you don't mind,

Leonard, it's sweet you're excited about this,

Leonard, please, let me go.

Leonard, standing here with you in front

Leonard, why don't you get into the carpool lane?

Leonard! I hurt myself again.

Leonard?

Leonard?

Leonard? Yeah?

Leonard...

Let it fly.

Let me appeal to the scientist in you.

Let me guess, you want it.

Let me know when you start, because that wasn't funny!

Let me make it up to you.

Let me see the sonogram again.

Let's find out.

Let's just agree that both creations

Let's keep thinking.

Let's pick it up!

Let's say that

Let's take every single thing from the other apartment

Like a river carves a canyon.

Like a ten year old all the time.

Like all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.

Like an embassy

Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic.

Like last time.

Like magic tricks.

Like moving the furniture around.

Like that Spider Man action figure

Like what a good idea it was to elope the first time.

Like what?

Like when people say I look like that skeleton

Like when you let me get those shoes

Like wrinkly old rabbits.

Listen, Mom, I know you're nervous, but I promise you,

Little lower to the left.

Live long and prosper.

Live long and prosper.

Live long and prosper. Live long and prosper

Lock the door, lock the door!

Longclaw is mine.

Look at me! Listen to me!

Look at that, it is a party.

Look at that, put them in a tiny Flash T shirt and it's you.

Look at that, we have something in common.

Look at this.

Look at us.

Look at you.

Look how far we've all come.

Look Look, just come in and help me build a baby swing.

Look, even when Penny and I started living together,

Look, guys, it's just a guidance system

Look, here's the thing you need to understand about Sheldon:

Look, how can you stop now?

Look, I I get it, this is still my room;

Look, I know this experiment

Look, I promise you, neither I, nor anyone, has ever said that.

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, it's the same smile she has in the painting.

Look, look... here I am

Look, some people are baby people,

Look, we can't just throw away Penny's stuff,

Love is patient, but it's not gonna put up

Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.

Lower our underpants a little and make a baby.

Make a baby? What are you talking about?

Make really good points?

Make sure you tell him that you weren't home when he came by

Make things hotter.

Makes me angry!

Makes your brain work better.

Marty, let me call you back.

Mary, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this.

May I ask what this is about?

May I ask what this is about?

Maybe Howard and Bernadette said I could be here!

Maybe I can get a little help putting some of this stuff away.

Maybe I should just give in to his stupid bathroom schedule.

Maybe if we're quiet, he'll go away.

Maybe if you take the time

Maybe it already has a name, huh?

Maybe it's the fumes from the urinal cakes,

Maybe just don't come over.

Maybe that's because it's classified.

Maybe the surprise will make it more fun.

Maybe there are other things we have in common.

Maybe there's an accident.

Maybe this is why people get fish tanks.

Maybe to you.

Maybe we meet halfway.

Maybe we should break for lunch.

Maybe we should head home.

Maybe we should talk about it.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe. How 'bout,

Me Monkeys.

Me.

Me.

Meet you outside in 2 minutes.

Meet you outside in two minutes.

Melvina.

Might be coital expectations.

Might temporarily need fastening in the top left corner.

Mimosas coming up.

Mine has a fully developed

Miserable and exhausted

MIT.

MIT's a trade school,

Mm

Mm hmm, and what's it called

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm.

Mm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating you.

Mm, I know.

Mm, night.

Mm, that one kind of looks like Bernadette.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Ah.

Mm. If it makes you feel any better,

Mommy, you want to take this one?

More difficult than that?

Morning sickness should be going away.

Morning. Hello.

Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this.

Moving out, you're in a new phase of your lives

My baby's inside you. Ta da!

My boss wants to meet with me, and I'm stressing.

My brother and sister's accomplishments

My cousin does work in a call center.

My dad built it for me.

My favorite part is your shower scene.

My favorite part is your shower scene.

My head hurts

My mom will be disappointed in me.

My mother was at bible study.

My place has been ready for two weeks.

My pleasure.

My record was six.

My room is paid up until the end of the month,

My sister's husband took all her things, too.

My stuff was missing?

Nah, that's not gonna hurt his feelings.

Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.

Need to be here for this?

Needlessly and freakishly explicit.

Never been on this side of the table before.

Never connected the idea of pregnancy

Never leave a belt on the floor.

Next vomit is gonna be in your lap.

Nice to meet you, too.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to see you again, Dr. Hofstadter.

Nice to see you, too.

Nighty night, y'all.

Nineteen.

No backsies

No idea. Ask him.

No matter where I am at 7:18 a.m.,

No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.

No more drug talk for the rest of this trip.

No muss, no fuss, not a single cuss.

No one at the office did.

No one is gonna judge you or this family.

No reason we can't start right now.

No way! Impressive!

No worries.

No, and also, I don't want to disappoint you. I..

No, but I'm also closer to the entrance in case of attack.

No, but mostly, there was an awkward pause,

No, don't do that.

No, Dr. Feynman.

No, I can do this.

No, I don't know his immigration status.

No, I grew up with a house full of servants

No, I have the feeling that she's hiding something.

No, I I consider you and Sheldon like my family,

No, I know,

No, I mean it. I mean it.

No, I needed a place to stay

No, I went down the stairs too fast.

No, I went to punch the water fountain,

No, it's a gentle kick; you're doing it wrong.

No, it's not. Check it out.

No, last time that old lady in the park kept screaming,

No, no, let's plod along.

No, no, no, no, no,

No, no, nothing to be sorry about.

No, no, this is brand new.

No, no, we're living together now everything's equal.

No, not at all.

No, not for many years.

No, she's right.

No, still hideous.

No, Stuart, don't.

No, that's actually what we did with him

No, this is for science.

No, we're keeping it a surprise.

No, you may not.

No, you may not.

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No!

No! If one more person puts their fingers near my uterus,

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. He was explicit.

No. I confronted Barbara Chen, but she claimed

No. I needed a place to stay,

No. No, if we both like it, I'll spend the rest of my life

No. No.

No. No.

No. People just keep kicking me out everywhere I go.

No. She cannot kiss..

No. You told me not to.

No...

Nobody does. I was embarrassed so I didn't say anything.

Nobody wants to see this.

None of this is really yours.

Not at all

Not at all!

Not because she likes it but because I do

Not even a sandwich?

Not every girl dreams about being a mom.

Not everybody could be a dog owner.

Not funny, Wyatt.

Not great. The electricity's out.

Not helping, buddy.

Not just Leonard and Penny's love, but the love

Not me,

Not my hair. There's a lot of goop in it.

Not really.

Not really.

Not relating. Go on.

Not right now. Oh,

Not that old school. He knows

Not to make him stay.

Not yet. I...

Nothing about that was good

Nothing bad is going on,

Nothing can put out a fire like that.

Now change the password back.

Now everything is Bert, Bert, Bert!

Now he walks like him.

Now I know how all those army wives feel.

Now I see three of you.

Now I'm addicted to gambling.

Now Sheldon's popular?

Now that everything's out on the table,

Now that we know she's a girl,

Now that we're friends, want to see if we can

Now that you know my weakness,

Now yell “Charge” and we can get out of here.

Now,

Now, can you please try to soldier through?

Now, do Amy and I continue living together?

Now, I could be with Alfred...

Now, I couldn't find a caffeine patch,

Now, I'm hoping

Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're

Now, if this experiment is going to be valid,

Now, in ancient Mesopotamia,

Now, now, there's no need to make this emotional.

Now, the enemy of the enemy is my friend.

Now, this side offers me proximity to the bathroom,

Now, when he said “make a baby”"

Now, wouldn't you think that throwing yourself

Now.

O Okay.

Of a game you never managed to win.

Of all your husband's stuff?

Of being difficult to live with,

Of caffeine withdrawal.

Of copper and galvanized steel

Of course

Of course it does.

Of course there's...

Of course you do.

Of course, the ideal way to conduct this experiment

Of course.

Of course.

Of life on other planets.

Of life threatening diseases.

Of me and you and see who it likes better.

Of my bowel movements.

Of our family and friends is bringing up a lot of feelings.

Of our social group.

Of people getting hit in the nuts.

Of planning a second wedding ceremony for me,

Of presumed extinction.

Of the day's thoughts

Of this anger is coming from love.

Of this award winning minivan.

Of violating that are, but, uh...

Of you ever need somewhere to crash, there's always my place.

Of your birthday festivities.

Oh

Oh my God, that's who you look like.

Oh please, you're just saying this to antagonize me.

Oh yeah, everybody thinks so.

Oh,

Oh, actually, I would.

Oh, actually, we're an hour late.

Oh, and also, I am willing to forego the bathroom schedule.

Oh, and check this out.

Oh, and did they have kids?

Oh, and every other day,

Oh, and look at this.

Oh, being excited isn't a guarantee of anything.

Oh, but I bought Chinese takeout.

Oh, but you did it so well.

Oh, calm down.

Oh, come on, we could share a pretzel

Oh, come on. What's the worst that could come of this meeting?

Oh, did you meet her at work?

Oh, do I need a mop?

Oh, don't be.

Oh, don't be. You get your hopes up,

Oh, don't forget.

Oh, don't worry, I won't.

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, everything we need for your autograph session

Oh, excited, concerned,

Oh, excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about,

Oh, fun story:

Oh, gee oh!

Oh, God, we are not ready to have an infant in this house!

Oh, God.

Oh, golly, however did he humiliate you?

Oh, good, because she also walks my dog,

Oh, good, maybe he can build a nicer bridge to live under.

Oh, great, now I can say

Oh, had to go to a sales seminar on our new sleeping pill.

Oh, here! I've got it!

Oh, hey, Bernadette,

Oh, hey, Sheldon

Oh, hi! Hi!

Oh, hi.

Oh, him. I guess he's all right.

Oh, how will we ever get used to the new you?

Oh, I am.

Oh, I appreciate it,

Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone.

Oh, I don't know if you realize this, but I bought that crib.

Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good at complaining

Oh, I don't mind.

Oh, I had a good dream that when I carried you to bed,

Oh, I heard him interviewed on the radio!

Oh, I hope it's not

Oh, I knew it,

Oh, I know a CPR instructor who'll come to the house.

Oh, I know, but Leonard and Penny think we're doing it,

Oh, I laughed so hard,

Oh, I mean, I know you're pregnant.

Oh, I rented a room from your neighbor, the tall guy...

Oh, I take it back, don't mention me.

Oh, I was gonna start at the end.

Oh, I'll get it.

Oh, I'll go.

Oh, I'll have some wine and listen to people go on

Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.

Oh, I'm just happy I don't know

Oh, I'm living here again.

Oh, I'm not on the patent. I'm just here

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, is it your back?

Oh, it was a good one. He played poker with Sir Isaac...

Oh, it's complicated.

Oh, it's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.

Oh, jiminy, that's cold!

Oh, just let me look.

Oh, Leonard! It's so nice to see you again!

Oh, Leonard's mad at me, so I'm making him lemon bars.

Oh, look at all the babies!

Oh, look who's in favor of compromise,

Oh, looks like it.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, I just got it.

Oh, my God, I'm going blind.

Oh, my God, it was me, it was me!

Oh, my God. Someone's in the house.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my turn! My turn!

Oh, my, this is a big step.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Oh, no, no, Th those hooks are gone.

Oh, no, thank you, those have caffeine in them.

Oh, no, that's mine.

Oh, no, what happened?

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I don't want to be an inconvenience.

Oh, not at all. Mary happens to be a wonderful woman.

Oh, now I'm with ya. Okay.

Oh, now...

Oh, of course!

Oh, oh, I have a receipt from a blood bank.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, guys, hold me upside down!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait!

Oh, oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please don't take it personal,

Oh, please sit!

Oh, please, allow me.

Oh, please, show me a ten year old who knows

Oh, please, you're barely interested

Oh, Rajesh... Oh, come on!

Oh, really?

Oh, right.

Oh, so am I.

Oh, so follow him.

Oh, so nothing. Great.

Oh, so she's an astronomer?

Oh, so, you are unencumbered?

Oh, so, you believe your friend, and your friend's wife

Oh, sorry,

Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting?

Oh, speaking of personal growth,

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank you, and I'm sorry I lied about it.

Oh, thank you. Good morning.

Oh, thanks

Oh, thanks to the coins I found in your couch,

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

Oh, that is so nice.

Oh, that means so much. I love you.

Oh, that must be fun. How's that going?

Oh, that was fast

Oh, that was never happening.

Oh, that's a nice one.

Oh, that's awful! I know.

Oh, that's here, cool.

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Oh, that's what Amy said.

Oh, that's why.

Oh, there's so much I want to change.

Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.

Oh, they're pretty. Thank you.

Oh, they're so thick and beautiful.

Oh, this is it.

Oh, true, but think of how much you've accomplished

Oh, uh, I don't know.

Oh, uh, Issabella Maria Concepcion.

Oh, uh, Stuart, Bert from the geology lab,

Oh, uh, they're still working on it.

Oh, wait, stop that.

Oh, we got a sword and a plant;

Oh, we went and did a little shopping for the baby.

Oh, well, let me put your mind at ease.

Oh, well, nice to meet you.

Oh, what did he say?

Oh, what? Did your doggie break up with you too?

Oh, while you do that

Oh, wow, that doesn't seem fair.

Oh, yay!

Oh, yeah, I read about that on WhoGivesACrap.com

Oh, yeah, no, fine

Oh, yeah, that's a good looking baby for a little gray blob.

Oh, yeah, that's where I put it.

Oh, yeah, the astronomer.

Oh, yeah, there he is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. How do you think I stay this thin?

Oh, yeah. I guess it is hard.

Oh, yeah. Uh, now that you mention it...

Oh, yes, you are! I track your cycle.

Oh, yes. Oh, okay.

Oh, you don't want do that, it's a construction zone.

Oh, you heard me. Your experimental bona fides

Oh, you know, I also lied about the girl in the bathroom.

Oh, you sexy, wheezy little man.

Oh, you should go.

Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff?

Oh, you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.

Oh, you, too!

Oh, you're right.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Here's your coat, honey.

Oh! Oh, hi. Uh, I'm sorry, did you two want to sit together?

Oh! Oh! Let's expose it to images

Oh! This is a good one.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Bye.

Oh. He can try. He'd just need a good locksmith.

Oh. How was it?

Oh. Issabella Concepcion.

Oh. Mine was Winnie the Pooh.

Oh. Not even a cozy sleeper car on the Orient Express?

Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

Oh. Really?

Oh. Sorry. I didn't know.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh. This is so exciting.

Oh. This is so exciting.

Oh. Well, hey, me, too.

Oh. Well, the real surprise is

Oh. Whoa.

Oh. Yeah, this little guy

Oh. You think he's your first autograph?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... well, if it has life,

Okay, all right, honey, you know what?

Okay, Beverly,

Okay, but you may feel some discomfort.

Okay, call him and show him.

Okay, cool.

Okay, Dad, how far apart are the contractions?

Okay, fine, one.

Okay, Howard's on board. What do you think, Leonard?

Okay, I can breathe again. Babe, they want to have sex.

Okay, I think we're ready.

Okay, I understand everyone's a little tense today,

Okay, I'll go to a hotel.

Okay, I'll take that side.

Okay, I'm confused.

Okay, I'm gonna go pick up my family.

Okay, I've had enough.

Okay, it won't be that bad.

Okay, last question.

Okay, let's keep it moving.

Okay, little one, here we are back at home

Okay, now, see, you look sincere,

Okay, okay, so Amy's cool, Sheldon's cool.

Okay, Raj,

Okay, so it's $4.75 for a signed black and white

Okay, so, uh, if during this meeting,

Okay, so: Mary and Beverly can't be together.

Okay, sure, I can meet with you on Thursday.

Okay, that makes sense.

Okay, that's enough.

Okay, that's not so bad.

Okay, uh, I don't know what he told you,

Okay, uh, okay,

Okay, uh, uh, uh, I can do this.

Okay, well, good luck with it. Thank you.

Okay, well, I am sorry

Okay, well, I may have gone

Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you

Okay, well, thanks for coming by.

Okay, well, that's a problem.

Okay, well, we'll

Okay, why don't you guys stay across the hall

Okay, why, what's wrong?

Okay, you can have this back in the morning.

Okay, you don't have to say “struggling” every time.

Okay, you guys had sex one whole time.

Okay, you're positive you want to know?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. I can do this.

Okay. I'll leave.

Okay. Never mind.

Okay. Now, on this side,

Okay. Well, for starters,

Okay. Who do I make it out to?

Old school. Nice.

On a scale of one to ten, where one is a pebble

On a top secret government project.

On being pregnant.

On humor in times of stress.

On my birthday?

On my phone.

On our quantum gyroscope.

On that money I need to make as much as my wife

On the asthma and glasses upgrade for me?

On the cooling system?

On the curb in front of the building.

On the one hand, I love Mr. Spock more than you do

On the other hand, I care more about clocks than you do.

On what's going on in other fields.

Once I get Lasik, I'll be out of things to wish for.

Once picked a fight with a cactus.

Once we're more settled in, we can revisit it.

Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.

Once, I was supposed to babysit my brothers.

One arm's probably bigger than the other.

One night, it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto

One o'clock?

One of us thinks it's offensive.

One of us were to, say, complete an oil painting,

One pair that was dating but not living together.

One pair that was living together but not dating.

One pair that was neither dating nor living together.

One sec.

One second.

Ooh, a angry? What are you doing?

Ooh, a second degree burn.

Ooh, I'm Alfred. Leonard's father.

Ooh, maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.

Ooh, sorry, I already did it.

Ooh, yeah is it a surprise party?

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Happy birthday to me.

Oops, how clumsy of me.

Oopsy, I did it again.

Open your eyes and see your new room

Opening the freezer and going, "Aw, no strawberry."

Or a place that doesn't even end in "Dena."

Or are you just a terrible actress?

Or are you purposely changing the subject?

Or Blobbi with an "I."

Or damp wall, just as bad. Mm.

Or do I move back in with Leonard?

Or five minutes apart starting

Or in German, a Besserwisser.

Or is it like a possum in the walls kind of thing?

Or is like a possum in the walls kind of thing?

Or is that why this is a great time?

Or just comfortable because I'm in my own apartment?

Or pets?

Or possibly penguins. Her English is atrocious.

Or something?

Or the baby goes off to college, whichever happens first.

Or there could be mold.

Or what a joy it is to behold my genitals.

Or your fake caffeine problem?

Order suppositories and shove 'em

Otherwise I couldn't have left the state.

Our 3 D chess set?

Our apartment's really shaping up.

Our combined skin cells are now

Our family is an embarrassment.

Our neighbor found them naked in the backyard

Our... avocado plant?

Ours doesn't need

Over half a million dollars.

Over my assless chaps you will.

Ow, it does hurt!

Ow, ow, ow, ow,

Ow, ow, ow, ow...

Ow!

Pankius.

Parade around with some Bible thumping bumpkin.

Penny drinks more than I do.

Penny knows where I was; she sent me cigarettes.

Penny was a struggling actress when we met,

Penny was just covering for me.

Penny, do you remember

Penny, I am going to tell you a story

Penny, I don't know what I was worried about.

Penny, wait. Why?

Penny, you're the one who introduced him to Bernie.

Penny...

Perhaps I will.

Perhaps that's a good thing.

Perhaps we should use the next five weeks

Personal five week mission to do the same.

Pfft, no.

Please don't make things

Please don't say anything, I feel terrible about this.

Please just go to the store.

Please know that you truly are a valuable member

Please let me know, so I can get it on video.

Please stay.

Please understand that I think of you

Plenty of men have gone before.

Plenty of time for you to meet another geriatric boy toy.

Plus, I can see all my stuff is gone!

Popcorn's on me.

Practice round? For for what?

Prepare to be disappointed.

Pretty efficient, huh?

Pretty good. I actually just got assigned

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Previously, on The Big Bang Theory...

Professor Hawking!

Psst, hey, kid.

Pulling a quarter out of your ear

Pulling rainbow scarves out of his fly.

Put it anywhere you like.

Quick question.

Raj knows,

Raj told us about you

Raj,

Raj, if it's any consolation,

Raj, who's at the door?

Raj, why don't I care about anything?

Raj!

Raj! Show some compassion.

Raj! You were supposed

Raj's family has.

Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

Rajesh, this is so sweet,

Rajesh's mother was thrilled when she was pregnant with him.

Ready to go?

Reagan ordered to beat the commies.

Really got my motor running.

Really, I can move.

Really, no one else is coming?

Really, why?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? I slept great.

Really? You're a genius,

Really?!

Red, blue, green, purple..

Redecorating?

Relax, I'm still on hold!

Remember how disappointed you were

Remember what you learned in birthing class.

Remember when we got this

Remote control Stephen Hawking!

Renting it out for a dollar a night.

Restricting myself to a single partner is against my nature.

Right before he becomes a real boy.

Right now, it's this big,

Right? There are so many amazing ones.

Right. Listen to me.

Right. Sorry, sir.

Right. Why not five and ten bucks?

Rising rapidly

Rock, rock, water fountain.

Rocks!

S Sure, sure, we we could live in my apartment.

Said it was going on sale and they should wait

Say hello to everybody's little friend

Say the word angry over and over makes me feel?

Scotch.

Screw it. I'm calling and finding out.

Seductive dance known to man.

See what happens when you work hard?

See, I've known that for weeks,

See, that's exactly what happened to me,

See?

See? I didn't knock, but it's fine.

Seeing your Teen Titans underwear

Seemed like a chance to show off.

Seems like, with Sheldon

Self sustaining biodome in New Mexico.

Sense of creation.

Separating my delicates.

Seriously, none of you liked it?

Seriously?

Set up a second culture

Sh Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby.

Shall we toast?

Shall we?

She and I are living here together.

She breathes on me.

She can have that.

She can keep hiding my stuff without me knowing.

She did always have candy in her pocket.

She didn't know what I was talking about.

She eyes me up and down like I'm a piece of meat?

She grew up with ten siblings.

She has coitus one time, suddenly she's Gloria Steinem.

She hated that name.

She just... she just didn't want you to know

She makes more money than I do!

She might have heard me throwing up one morning.

She said not to come. It's gonna be a while.

She settled. There's a difference

She took my Where's Waldo

She was a geologist, too.

She wasn't ready for them to know.

She would've been the best grandma.

She's acting a bit odd lately.

She's always complaining about people at work.

She's enjoying living with you

She's here, the baby's here!

She's learning English from TV.

She's mine! Take a cold shower, grandpa!

She's my goddaughter,

She's not gonna have sex with me for another 75 years

She's pregnant, and she's a bit worried,

She's probably just distracted by work.

She's right.

She's right. That's reasonable.

She's secretly been moving your collectibles into storage

She's the mean one, I'm the fun one.

Sheldon and I are living together.

Sheldon changed the password.

Sheldon gonna get some.

Sheldon has something he would like to say to Amy.

Sheldon,

Sheldon,

Sheldon,

Sheldon, do you really want to argue with me

Sheldon, get out here!

Sheldon, Howard and I are working with the government

Sheldon, I know what you did,

Sheldon, I understand

Sheldon, I understand your apprehension,

Sheldon, I'm warning you, I can play this game, too.

Sheldon, I've made more than enough accommodations for you.

Sheldon, it's foolish

Sheldon, maybe living together is a bad idea.

Sheldon, please stop trying to seduce me.

Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you,

Sheldon, that's enough.

Sheldon, they haven't done anything wrong.

Sheldon, this is a rudimentary collection of neurons.

Sheldon, this is not a big deal.

Sheldon, we could be contributing

Sheldon, what do you say to that?

Sheldon, what do you think?

Sheldon, what took you so long?

Sheldon, will you please just pick a side?

Sheldon, you don't want to do that, do you?

Sheldon, you're mother's an attractive woman.

Sheldon, you're too brilliant.

Sheldon, you're you're being a little selfish.

Sheldon!

Sheldon!

Sheldon!

Sheldon?

Sheldon?

Sheldon.

Sheldon... wait.

Should we go to a hotel?

Should we say something to him?

Should've punched that guy.

Showing up in your dreams.

Sigh louder, no one heard you.

Since Amy and I have been living together,

Sleep with the person's boyfriend,

Slipped in water in front of the water fountain,

So all my clothes are gone.

So do you.

So get up in front of this whiteboard and do it!

So have an energy drink, don't have an energy drink

So he can get used to her scent again.

So he's clearly a smart guy.

So how's the world of pharmaceuticals treating you?

So how's your apartment?

So I am just gonna get to the important stuff.

So I can do with it whatever

So I don't have to try so hard in bed.

So I gently reminded him that he's an old rich white guy,

So I guess I won't be seeing you guys for a while.

So I thought maybe you could talk to her.

So I was thinking, you know,

So I would rather you choose.

So I'm gonna say now.

So I'm just gonna dig in.

So if it breaks there'd be none of it?

So it's okay for you to joke around?

So many times

So now I'm all confused.

So respect each other's personal space.

So should we talk to each other or mingle?

So sky's the limit.

So some alien kid spent his money

So that's good news, right?

So the word "inconvenience" has really lost all meaning.

So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon

So then what are you doing here buying comic books?

So they can cool down.

So they shipped them off to an orphanage

So this is like...

So until Amy's apartment is fixed,

So we are going to put on music

So we thought we could have breakfast together.

So we thought we could have breakfast together.

So what's going on with the research project?

So whatever you want.

So where are we going?

So why don't they just get more drywall?

So why don't we take being physical off the table

So why don't you get it fixed?

So you can calm down.

So you know the sex of our baby, and we don't?!

So you might have bought a minivan.

So you never know.

So you think you should keep it?

So you wouldn't want to have anything on Penny?

So you're back out on the dating scene now?

So, did you defile my mother or not?

So, enough about us, how are things going with you?

So, forgive me...

So, how is everyone?

So, how is everything going around here?

So, I took matters

So, I was reading how it's a good idea for new parents

So, I'm like a lab rat

So, if I actually know something right now...

So, in the spirit of cohabitation,

So, is that a yes?

So, let's roll up our "sleevis" and get to know Nevis.

So, no one's gonna tell me? Okay.

So, she's deceiving me

So, she's just been lying to him?

So, technically, I'd be moving in with my boyfriend?

So, there are fresh linens on the bed and...

So, uh, instead of cleaning out the room,

So, uh, Randall, can't believe

So, uh, what about dinner?

So, um, what surprised you the most

So, um...

So, were you turned on even a little bit?

So, what are we gonna name this kid?

So, what are you guys gonna do today?

So, what did I miss?

So, what do you do for a living?

So, what do you want to do?

So, what should we do today?

So, what's the deal with your apartment?

So, when do we meet her?

So, which one of you is the brains behind all this?

So, why did you guys even agree to the deadline?

So?

So?

So...

Solves everything. That's a great idea!

Some day she's gonna want to see this

Some genius.

Some may be homeless.

Some way I could make it better.

Some will be successful,

Somebody just got burned.

Somebody please tell me the plan!

Somebody please tell me the plan.

Someday, when I'm up on murder charges,

Someone call George R. R. Martin,

Someone's hiding behind those d****s.

Something happen at the meeting?

Something's wrong.

Sometimes I would just like to be appreciated for my mind.

Sometimes it takes a while.

Sometimes you think you're never gonna have kids

Sorry I flipped out on you.

Sorry I have to work all weekend.

Sorry I'm moving slowly.

Sorry, just passing through.

Sorry, Stuart.

Sorry, you brought it up?

Sorry! Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I know you were just trying to help.

Sorry. I... thought these were room ice chips

Sounds expensive.

Sounds like the night we had coitus.

Sounds right a limited edition collectible

Speaking of love, STDs among the elderly are skyrocketing.

Speaking.

Speed it up a little.

Sprinkled throughout the year.

Standing next to the incubator.

Star Trek: The Original Series.

Steroids.

Still a loser or did you turn things around

Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells

Stop it, Sheldon.

Stop talking about trains!

Stop that! This isn't India.

Stop trying to be the cool dad;

Story at 11:00.

Stuart is supposed to paint my toenails.

Stuart,

Stuart, perhaps we do take you for granted,

Stuart, stop driving like an old man

Stuart, this is Bert from the Caltech geology lab,

Stuart, wait.

Stuart, we'd love to help you out,

Stuart, you cooked?

Stuart, you didn't have to get us a baby gift.

Stuart.

Such as snuggling.

Such as the flag of St. Kitts and Nevis

Super intelligent child?

Superheroes take performance enhancing chemicals?

Superman's gone, my stormtrooper's gone.

Sure, Dad.

Sure, I can meet with you on Thursday.

Sure, I'm still figuring out

Sure, sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sweetheart, go home.

Sweetie, once you stop paying rent,

Take Raj.

Talk to you guys later. Bye.

Talk.

Taped to a dog!

Team Baby, go!

Team Baby, go!

Tell me about Leonard. Who?

Tell me why Bernadette is upset with you.

Text me in the morning if you're still alive.

Than every single day of my life?

Than share a cab and a conversation.

Than you think.

Thank God you answered right, we wouldn't be here today.

Thank God you're here.

Thank you

Thank you again for cooking.

Thank you for cleaning yourself up for your sister's wedding.

Thank you for helping me.

Thank you for marrying me.

Thank you for meeting with me.

Thank you for my new teeth.

Thank you for noticing!

Thank you for saying that. Next to buying things,

Thank you for staying up, I can't wait for Halley to meet

Thank you for taking us to the airport.

Thank you for taking us to the airport.

Thank you for understanding.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your services, gentlemen.

Thank you so much, Bert. This was great.

Thank you very much. Thanks.

Thank you,

Thank you, Penny.

Thank you, Professor Hawking.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. All right, let's continue.

Thank you. I feel better now.

Thanks a lot. I can't wait to do that

Thanks again for breakfast.

Thanks for going to outer space so no matter what I do

Thanks for understanding, sir.

Thanks, but you don't have to.

Thanks, Leonard, now he's not gonna think I'm cool.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I've been hearing that a lot.

Thanks. You guys are the best.

That Bert's success is not my failure.

That candle

That Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?

That cost money? No.

That could grab an asteroid before it hits us.

That depends do they have Mexican food in Cuba?

That did not clear things up.

That does sound kinda fun.

That doesn't sound terrifying.

That feels great.

That grew out of a thing we fished from the trash.

That I can stab myself with.

That I have her and you don't?

That I just lied to the government for you?

That I lied about my apartment.

That I'm the only one who hasn't done anything worthwhile.

That I've never told anyone.

That is hilarious!

That is the best part about having money.

That is unbelievable.

That it has something to do with trains?

That makes you my fr Okay, I'm good to go.

That may contain life and someday be named after me.

That men are going to be interest in her.

That might help get things back on track.

That must have hurt watching me look for other women

That one.

That seems fair; we did just give you

That should be the title of your autobiography.

That still leaves me here with him.

That stinks. How long are you out of the apartment?

That the work on her apartment was finished a couple weeks ago.

That they kicked me out and let Stuart stay.

That this couch would look fantastic

That used to be on your desk.

That was a big milestone for me.

That was a close one.

That was a cute story.

That was actually Koothrappali,

That was almost a minute.

That was living together and dating.

That was painful to watch.

That was really me just duct taping them to our dog.

That woman didn't get heat rash once with me on powder patrol.

That won't stop you from doing this.

That worked on the Manhattan Project?

That would be amazing.

That would be fine.

That you and I should go through.

That you have for one another.

That you have the bedroom you want.

That you like things a certain way

That young man right there.

That'll be $4.75.

That's a bit childish, isn't it?

That's a craving.

That's a cute age.

That's a geology joke

That's a good idea.

That's a good question.

That's a great deal to process.

That's a great deal to process.

That's a kick.

That's a lot less big.

That's a lot of empty calories.

That's a quality fix.

That's a sign of chemical dependency.

That's amazing!

That's ambiguous.

That's an actual kick.

That's an odd mix of people.

That's awesome!

That's beautiful.

That's definitely a gravitational wobble.

That's enough

That's enough!

That's funny.

That's great, now they know where I live.

That's it?

That's it. It's Sheldon's bedtime.

That's just the two of us.

That's like getting your first pet and having it be

That's like me saying, "Hey, you're Indian.

That's like walking out of Pinocchio

That's me, I'm her.

That's me. Listen,

That's my girl.

That's not a bad idea.

That's not a real thing, he's just joking.

That's not helpful!

That's not helpful.

That's not him.

That's not much of a joke.

That's not what I meant.

That's not what I meant.

That's okay. I can make it over.

That's Raj.

That's really stupid advice.

That's right.

That's Sheldon's way of saying

That's such a cute jacket

That's super helpful, Amy.

That's terrible advice.

That's the definition of being a know it all.

That's The Martian the book

That's them.

That's true,

That's true. And you're starting out

That's true. Sheldon's father

That's what he said to me.

That's what he said to me.

That's what you said.

That's where I draw the line

That's where you punch.

That's why I already cleaned up in here

That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off.

That's wonderful

That's your favorite.

The Air Force believes there's an application

The Air Force contacted me about our quantum gyroscope

The annual birthday booty spectacular!

The artist killed himself shortly after painting that

The average cork speed is 25 miles per hour.

The best in each other.

The book says at this stage of the pregnancy

The chaps he was wearing... assless?

The computations required to overcome

The dealer loaned it to me

The Death Star from Star Trek.

The deployability issues

The doctor knows what the baby is, the ultrasound tech knows,

The doctor left the folder out on her desk.

The doctor's gone for the day, so it doesn't matter.

The egg crawling its way back up.

The Enterprise was on a five year mission

The Enterprise was on a five year mission

The first one's free?

The flamenco.

The folder was right there, so I took a peek.

The giraffes are pretty cute, what do you think?

The girl in front of us got strawberry.

The government forced them to move to the desert.

The greatest sarcastic quip I've ever heard.

The guy at the dealership said

The hearing aid, she thinks she's so great.

The high contrast of zebra stripes might provide

The image we gave it was 45% white noise,

The kind who almost put a pillow over your face last night.

The king referred to the people as his property.

The last couple of months,

The last green thing

The least you could do is take me for ice cream.

The list does not go on.

The local Montessori school for the new arrival.

The man on the radio, a West Coast party don't stop.

The moment you stepped through the door.

The most important job in the world

The Mr. Spock cuckoo clock.

The new neighbors are weird.

The next person kicking you will be me.

The official flag of our apartment.

The only thing I hate more than you right now is that book!

The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up

The Original Series.

The other thinks it's hilarious

The painting.

The polite response is, "Thank you for noticing."

The swing comes with two different mobiles.

The the field of blue represents you being miserable,

The theme of today's episode is flags of two regions

The thermo acoustic expander.

The third time, I did it in skywriting,

The three of us came up with the guidance system.

The truth is it...

The village was too busy checking out

The way you put away those lemon bars,

The woman who married Leonard Hofstadter

The women and the temperature are over 90.

The world may have forgotten about Dance Dance Revolution,

Their sex life, not mine.

Their tangled webs.

Then again,

Then before we reintroduce them,

Then he got more angry and kicked the rock

Then I can, too.

Then I'll check the batteries in the smoke detectors

Then I'll dust

Then the robot uprising has begun.

Then we'll go across the hall and say hi to everyone.

Then yeah.

Then you're out of your length, width and depth.

Theodore, these are your new roommates,

There are a number of mutually owned items in this apartment

There better be a toilet nearby.

There could be traffic noise.

There goes our big payday. I was counting

There he is!

There is one thing I would like.

There she is!

There should be statues of you everywhere.

There was a a learning curve.

There was something I was too scared to tell you yesterday,

There was water everywhere.

There wouldn't be a man in your kitchen

There you go.

There you go...

There's a baby in there.

There's a lot of traffic. Are we gonna be okay?

There's a lot to be proud of.

There's always your apartment.

There's my happy Hebraic homeboy.

There's nothing to be afraid of, Sheldon.

There's nothing to tell.

There's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes

There's only three people in this house,

There's somebody out here who wants to meet you.

These are for you.

These brunches are wild!

These cells come from both of us.

These items represent our shared times together.

They all look the same to me.

They can do so many things.

They can take the whole thing away from us

They come with an easy glide applicator.

They destroyed his reputation.

They did, but the mommy and daddy didn't like them,

They didn't say.

They had to live in secret, and when Oppenheimer objected

They heard me in the bushes once,

They made me promise I wouldn't talk.

They might give it to someone else.

They recommended Stella Got Her Groove Back

They say it could be a potential indicator

They thought it at the ultrasound.

They want to have a meeting.

They'd go out on adventures together.

They're both great.

They're just gonna give you ice and Advil

They're not just for moms anymore.

They're practicing for what's coming later.

They're very honest,

They've always known where you live.

They've had plenty of help.

Things didn't work out?

Things like “I can't believe you're breaking up with me.”

Things took earlier.

Think about having people over.

Think about it when that baby comes,

Think of this as your

Think of this as your personal

This can run perpetually?

This experience with someone who's on the same journey

This guy from the office just congratulated me

This guy knows how to finish a story.

This guy?

This is a banner night for female genitals.

This is a fun surprise.

This is a hospital, not the airport

This is a lot for me, too.

This is a significant decision.

This is exactly the kind of thing...

This is for you.

This is fun.

This is getting old fast, Dolores, knock it off!

This is going right on the fridge.

This is Howard Wolowitz for Colonel Richard Williams.

This is my friend, Bernadette.

This is my friend, Penny.

This is not a problem, okay?

This is not how

This is our friend Penny's place.

This is really happening.

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous. I I'm going across the hall.

This is such a relief.

This is the best blintz I've ever had.

This is the level I am stooping to.

This is the level you're stooping to.

This is tough.

This is very nice, Stuart, thank you.

This is warm.

This is worse than when I had to admit that

This is Yoo hoo,

This isn't complicated.

This little one will be here before you know it.

This meeting's on Thursday.

This must be how parents feel

This must be how you practice law

This next part may contain some adult language.

This Pink Power Ranger.

This rock

This seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.

This Sunday night, you may take me to dinner

This technique has actually been around

This was the husband and this was the wife.

This woman screwed with my job. She's got to pay.

Those are things that we think but don't say.

Those are your eyelashes, move

Those jets are for my secret spot, not his!

Those must be neurons

Though if you did, it's more zeroes than you're expecting.

Though we did ding up the back pretty good with the crib,

Three hour car ride to the desert?

Three...

Through five weeks living with him.

Through my brain cells to remove the metabolic by products

Through the camera right now.

Time to go. No, p please don't.

Tired, but great.

To a weapons system that oppresses mankind

To a white guy born here, no.

To actually read Bert's research,

To be angry that Bert's work has merit.

To be Bernadette's baby.

To broaden our audience

To dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.

To empty your waste paper basket

To explain any weight gain.

To explore new worlds.

To explore new worlds.

To fight my addiction is by

To fight than to face the feelings

To finish what we started.

To fix the pain you're causing her right now?

To get a drink out of a vending machine?

To give to you.

To Howard and Bernadette,

To just haul off and whoop the crazy out of him?

To keep that to yourself.

To know our problems.

To know something like this and not say it!

To meet other women.

To my grandmother's for Christmas.

To my mother?

To perpetuate my DNA.

To put the crib together.

To quote The Martian, "Let's science the feces out of this!"

To save her from pain down the road

To share a living space with my girlfriend.

To share a living space with my girlfriend.

To share their work and keep current

To someone pretty special, and...

To stick pencils in it.

To Stuart.

To take an infant CPR class.

To that hulking simpleton over there.

To the 12th century Persian philosopher,

To the people at the university?

To this party with me this afternoon,

To throw this rock.

To what they made him do,

To your brain in a bowl?

Too scared you don't have to.

Too scared you don't have to.

Tootsie Rolls weren't naturally warm.

Top of the afternoon, gentlemen.

Try one of these.

Try to keep up!

Tuesday the air filters need to be changed

TV, good. Now back to you.

Two... and we're done.

Ugh! Did you lose anything valuable?

Ugh. Can we just have sex?

Ugh. What is that?

Uh, actually, I got you apple slices 'cause you're pregnant.

Uh, Alfred and Beverly can't be together.

Uh, can I help you?

Uh, did you ever figure out who told?

Uh, did you notice your key chain?

Uh, do you really think

Uh, for example...

Uh, hang on

Uh, here is a microscopic view of the cells.

Uh, maybe it was more of a circle?

Uh, no.

Uh, no. He he just means that

Uh, not everything, just, like, the jail and drugs part.

Uh, okay, let's pretend you do have a problem.

Uh, pull over.

Uh, she's enjoyed living with you.

Uh, sorry, I could come back.

Uh, Stuart, while you're out there,

Uh, Theodore,

Uh, turn left here and see if he turns with us.

Uh, uh, uh, I can do this.

Uh, we ran out of candy on Halloween,

Uh, yeah, I got something.

Uh, you know, when I was

Uh, you're really going to have caffeine in front of me

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... yeah.

Um, I don't really know how to say this.

Um, I was thinking that the best way

Um, it was a drywall problem.

Um, Randall's in between jobs.

Um... no.

Unbelievable.

Under those pretty rubber gloves?

Understand about an experiment anyway?

Unless they feel sad then it's different.

Until we get married a third time,

Upon meeting this colonel?

Using her work computer to Google

Very interesting.

Very nice, Wyatt.

Very well

Very well.

Very well.

Very well.

Very well.

Very well. I'm on board.

Very well. I'm on board.

Visualize it as your anger

W Why are you speaking Klingon?

Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working

Wait till you see the crib we found

Wait, I have my iPad! What are we gonna do,

Wait, I'm not sure I want to know.

Wait, uh... you saw her apartment?

Wait, wait, hold on, do what?

Wait, what do you mean "she's her"?

Wait, what just happened?

Wait.

Wait.

Waiting for a rat to die of anthrax.

Wake up tomorrow morning and see your sour face.

Wake up.

Wanna see a movie?

Want to go for a spin?

Was designed by a student named Edrice Lewis...

Was gonna make everyone uncomfortable, but now this...

Was it yours when you were little?

Was plagiarizing Aristotle.

Was that a science diss?

Was that the front door?

Was the only thing keeping her in the marriage.

Wasn't Barbara Chen, it was me.

Water under the bridge, Alfred.

Way before you came along.

Way longer than you have.

We are dealing with an impossible deadline

We are not white trash!

We are on the precipice of becoming faceless cogs

We can always dial it back.

We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.

We can, but for the record,

We can't afford to lose any more time.

We can't do anything until you do your part.

We can't do this without you.

We cornered her in the bathroom and forgave her.

We could come up with a solution.

We could go to a bar.

We could have one right here.

We could swap you right in.

We could, we could move to Altadena...

We did it!

We didn't. Sheldon did.

We don't even have to stay in Pasadena.

We don't even have to tell anyone.

We don't get paid? Nothing?

We don't have a crib, we don't have diapers.

We don't have to go.

We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here.

We don't need Howard's cousin, no.

We don't want you to know!

We have a plan.

We have a plan.

We have for them, as well as each other.

We have me.

We have named her Halley.

We have people over all the time.

We have the maintenance people, the pizza delivery man...

We haven't even been on a proper date yet.

We haven't really made it yours.

We lived together 13 years.

We lock that door,

We locked eyes, I ran to my room,

We made it this far without knowing,

We met when I was sleeping on the beach

We Monkeys, there you go.

We must be doing it wrong. It took us hours.

We need to talk.

We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force

We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion

We should see how far they're willing to spin

We should talk to a lawyer.

We showed up too early. We'll keep you posted.

We sleep together once a year!

We tip the lifting people!

We took things remarkably slow.

We turned your room

We we don't have to rush.

We We really appreciate it.

We We're thinking... two years

We were kissing like randy teenagers,

We were to entertain people

We will never take you for granite.

We won't even notice it's there.

We wouldn't even sit in your spot while you're gone.

We... Hang on.

We... we'll be able to get into any preschool we want!

We'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist.

We'll give him one of her sweaters

We'll never be able to sell it commercially.

We'll pass, thank you.

We're a little concerned about this being used in weapons.

We're all awake. Why don't we go to a diner or something?

We're all extremely smart.

We're already behind schedule.

We're also coming to you live from a different apartment.

We're back!

We're both grown adults

We're doing good. I think

We're gonna put in a lot of late nights.

We're here today to celebrate love.

We're hoping to make it before dark.

We're in the telescope room!

We're just gonna be on the other side of campus.

We're not baby proofed.

We're not gonna be able to deliver

We're not gonna be brothers.

We're not gonna be stepbrothers.

We're not gonna get anything done if we start fighting.

We're not gonna see you today,

We're not making a baby today.

We're smart, we can figure this out.

We're so sorry.

We're still waiting for a big space laser

We're watching Daredevil.

We've all come a long way.

We've been bickering like my parents used to.

We've been far more intimate than this.

We've hit a bit of a snag

We've never thrown a brunch before,

Weaning myself off in steps.

Welcome to the family, Leonard.

Welcome.

Well,

Well, anything can sound silly when you put it in that tone.

Well, aren't you a peach.

Well, as a male, I have an evolutionary drive

Well, change "plaque" to "mixed race couple"

Well, clearly, I lied.

Well, clearly, it's not whatever I want,

Well, crime scene photos near your crib spring to mind.

Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,

Well, first deliveries can be slow.

Well, for a while. Then he comes back.

Well, for me, too.

Well, for our first time hosting,

Well, for science, maybe I will!

Well, go ahead. He's right over there.

Well, good thing I was a nonviolent offender,

Well, have fun with whatever nightmare's

Well, he doesn't say it's a good game.

Well, he probably buys his illegal drugs

Well, he started to question it, but then I fake sneezed on him

Well, he wants us to spend more time together

Well, hello.

Well, here's your key.

Well, how about we start a little smaller?

Well, I believe

Well, I brought my moneymaker. Let me shake it.

Well, I came to see how you were feeling,

Well, I can't eat

Well, I could use another beer.

Well, I didn't get to see you last night.

Well, I didn't make you waddle up

Well, I didn't until I heard that.

Well, I didn't, and it's your fault.

Well, I don't know much about patent law.

Well, I don't know, midnight, 1:00.

Well, I don't mind

Well, I don't want to stay here with her. I'll go.

Well, I feel both flattered and hurt

Well, I guess this is kind of a bust.

Well, I I like that, but next time check with me.

Well, I imagine one of your concerns

Well, I learned from the best.

Well, I married a little Catholic girl, so we're even

Well, I ran it by some colleagues at MIT,

Well, I suppose how much people care

Well, I suppose that gives me a little time.

Well, I suppose we could find a whole new place.

Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of is that tone

Well, I told people at work that she's pregnant.

Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend,

Well, I will see you all in the morning.

Well, I won't tolerate deception in my relationship

Well, I wouldn't want you to starve to death, so...

Well, I'd like that, too.

Well, I'm a scientist by training.

Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward.

Well, I'm just gonna keep on talking

Well, I'm not refusing.

Well, I'm sure at some point,

Well, I'm sure she misses this one.

Well, ideally, an enclosed,

Well, if Bernadette wants her ankles to swell up even more,

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

Well, if you are so protective of the scientific method,

Well, if you need a place to crash, you can stay with us.

Well, if you're nervous about the sleeping arrangements,

Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,

Well, it could be for the monkey movie.

Well, it doesn't matter. We're not going to the hospital now.

Well, it doubled as my dad's office,

Well, it is their child.

Well, it just slipped out. I feel terrible.

Well, it was an accident. I am so sorry I lied

Well, it would be selfish of me to keep it.

Well, it's a new day. I have a new outlook.

Well, it's funny you should ask,

Well, it's getting late.

Well, it's not exactly like it.

Well, just this once,

Well, Leonard,

Well, maybe. I don't know. We'll have to work

Well, Mom, I'm sorry, but...

Well, my boss said he hadn't decided yet,

Well, my go to move is usually

Well, no,

Well, no, no, he's over there.

Well, no, that's not true.

Well, not now.

Well, nothing happened, right?

Well, now I don't know if I want to know!

Well, now they're yours. Leonard....

Well, now, don't be surprised if, like Star Trek,

Well, now, don't be surprised if, like Star Trek,

Well, now, I see you've met Theodore.

Well, now, see?

Well, of course not.

Well, okay, I'm gonna sign off now.

Well, powder me in sugar and call me a donut,

Well, prepare to be mortified.

Well, quit it!

Well, see ya.

Well, see, why can't Amy be that subservient?

Well, shall we start over?

Well, she moved in across the hall.

Well, she wants us to spend more time together

Well, Sheldon was supposed to go

Well, Sheldon, I really appreciate that,

Well, Sheldon...

Well, should we, uh, head back up?

Well, so am I.

Well, so are you. In fact, you know what?

Well, so does Leonard.

Well, somebody else knows

Well, thank you, Sheldon.

Well, thanks, but you should know

Well, thanks.

Well, that was quite a day.

Well, that's a solid line. He can't cross it.

Well, that's great, Raj.

Well, that's it.

Well, that's not a surprise at all.

Well, that's so nice.

Well, that's still no reason to rush into anything.

Well, the answer is both more and less disturbing

Well, the colonel said it was for the good of the country,

Well, the drywall got wet, and you do not want wet drywall

Well, the new network name is,

Well, the pipe was over my closet,

Well, their choice, and it's not okay.

Well, there is a genetic component,

Well, they already had a village.

Well, they finished the work early,

Well, they went to get some,

Well, this is not for me. This is for the baby.

Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried

Well, to be honest, it's not like a "party" party,

Well, uh, my car broke down in your driveway,

Well, wake up!

Well, we can't have that.

Well, we didn't see you last night,

Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away

Well, what about your fear of stray nails and butt cracks?

Well, what color trash do you think they'll believe?

Well, what happened with your dad?

Well, whatever happens, we're here for you.

Well, whatever it is, it's troubling me.

Well, where would you go?

Well, who you gonna hit on?

Well, why? What's wrong?

Well, you brought me French fries. That's a start.

Well, you could try starting with "sir".

Well, you guys have no idea how hard it is

Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?

Well, you know how you're wearing a bathing suit?

Well, you know what they say it takes a village.

Well, you know what's gonna happen.

Well, you know, actually that's not the case.

Well, you know, we're both pretty smart.

Well, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer.

Well, you're not, so just drop it!

Well, you've lied to Sheldon.

Well, you've lived with your significant other for some time.

Well.. and you need to drive the car and mind your business.

Well...

Well...

Well... Yeah, but what kind of scientists would we be,

Were you trying to be that bad,

Wet wall?

Wh wh wh... Bernadette told Howard, Howard told me.

Wh... What's wrong?

Wha are we still doing the dumb thing?

Wha... That is not true!

Whales. Like, “Thar she blows.”

What you're not my mother.

What a jerk.

What a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold

What a wonderful idea!

What about

What about me and Sheldon?

What about my robot poster?

What about the girl behind the counter?

What are you doing down there?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Oh, I'm living here again.

What are you doing here?!

What are you doing here?!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did you want to ask me?

What do one point three billion people know about having babies?

What do you do in there?!

What do you mean?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What happened to them?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What if it never happens?

What if it's a girl?

What if living together kills the romance?

What if there's a smoker in the building?

What if we do this?

What is going on?

What is going on?

What is going on?!

What is happening?

What is happening?!

What is this?

What is this?

What is wrong with you people?!

What is wrong with you?

What is your name?

What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?!

What kind of revenge is that?

What kind of vengeful bed and breakfast

What makes me comfortable is knowing I don't have to

What on earth?

What registers as odd to you?

What stimulus should we introduce it to first?

What this memory foam remembers.

What time do you and Bernadette head out?

What time is it?

What type of gathering did you have in mind?

What was I thinking?

What we use it for is none of your business.

What What are you doing

What would a theoretical physicist

What you've gotta put up with?

What, you're familiar with the reference?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? But he's a mediocre academic.

What? In the Chattahoochee National Forest in Georgia?

What? No.

What? Oh, uh, yes, he is from India.

What? The world doesn't need

What? Why not?

What? Why? Who are you calling?

What? You have some coffee.

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?! Who are you?!

What's a kind of pet that ruins your life?

What's all this?

What's going on here?

What's going on with your apartment?

What's going on?

What's her name?

What's the big deal?

What's the point of that story?

What's this button do?

What's up?

What's up?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's your problem? Well, you're all thinking

Whatever.

When Beverly gets here, do not bring up last night.

When can we start running tests on it?

When did that happen?

When he tries to tell you he used to be cool,

When her apartment's ready.

When Howard came back from space.

When I explained the never ending hanky?

When I first met you, you couldn't even talk to women.

When I give it to her again.

When I hatched Sea Monkeys,

When I opened the door,

When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think,

When I taught you Ubbi Dubbi?

When I told everyone she was pregnant.

When I'm trying to get my life back on track?

When I've converted our skin cells

When it says “01,” that means it's twinkling.

When it would cause him the most pain.

When the baby gets here,

When the cop pulled you over.

When the doctor pulls a beautiful surprise out of you.

When their kid goes off to college.

When they called and told me

When we each get a peek behind the curtain?

When we're sleeping,

When would you move in?

When you first came to America?

When you live with someone, there's gonna be conflict.

When you secretly get rid

When you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up.

When you're living in the desert and I'm living with your wife.

Where are you going?

Where are you staying? I'm at the Westin.

Where did you get empty Dove Bar wrappers?

Where did you get that?

Where did you go to school?

Where perverts can watch me sleep.

Where scientists of different disciplines get together

Where we would eat crops fertilized with our own waste.

Where's Batman?!

Wherever you want, I don't care!

Which brings us back

Which is better than Fort Lauderdale.

Which is why I got you

Which is why she was in the telescope room.

Which means I won't be able to make Penny breakfast every day,

Which MIT did you go to?

Which one is Mr. Robot?

Which side of the bed would you prefer?

Which, by the way, would fit easily in the back

While I'm gone,

While you were gone?

While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist,

While yours is floating around in its own waste.

Who are you calling?

Who are you?

Who can't produce a single form of ID.

Who drowned looking up at the rain.

Who gets our beloved sword, Longclaw?

Who got him to stop Purelling his pocket change?

Who got hurt?

Who has been a complete waste of our time?

Who haven't learned their place yet.

Who I have great respect for

Who is it?

Who is it?

Who isn't gonna deliver on time?

Who just turned the porch lights on?

Who leaves their bike in the hallway?

Who leaves their bike in the hallway?

Who likes it.

Who listens to the radio anymore?

Who raised this fine young man

Who wants to drive me to the store?

Who would use our hot tub?

Who's coming?

Who's gonna want to see this?

Who's killing the mood now?

Who's not afraid to cry in front of a jury.

Who's ready for a hot,

Who's ready for a wedding?

Who's trying to seduce you?

Whoa, I'm calling my dad, okay?

Whoa, whoa! Now you're making fun of my bona fides?

Why are you all smiling like crazy people?

Why are you being like this?

Why are you speaking English?

Why can't there be four wheels?

Why did you do that?

Why did you have to go to jail?

Why did you pursue me? I'm sorry.

Why did you tell Howard

Why did you tell Leonard

Why didn't you tell me to stop?

Why do I bother talking to you?

Why do people cry at weddings?

Why do you do that? Can't you let me have my moment?

Why do you get to do it?

Why do you get to do it? I'm the artist.

Why does he need a baby?

Why does she get that?! We never got that!

Why don't we just decide on a theme for the nursery?

Why don't we just take a step back

Why don't you guys stay across the hall, and we will live here?

Why don't you have an energy drink?

Why don't you just go home?

Why don't you keep it?

Why don't you let Leonard keep a few things?

Why don't you want anyone to know?

Why everything should be his

Why is he turning here? The restaurant's the other way.

Why is it taking him so long

Why is it taking so long?!

Why is nothing easy with him?

Why not at the car dealership?

Why would she keep something from me, you know?

Why would that make me feel better?

Why would you buy it?

Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Why would you tell him that?

Why would you want to confuse and disappoint others?

Why would your Bernadette thing make me feel better?

Why wouldn't he tell us?

Why wouldn't that colonel say what the meeting's about?

Why?

Why?

Why? Because I'm *******?

Why? I said I didn't care!

Why? It clearly doesn't work.

Why'd you switch sides?

Why's it taking so long?

Will let you leave him there while you get a coffee.

Will you keep it down?

Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?

Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy

Willy Wonka would roll you to the juicing room.

Wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there.

Wish we weren't so far from my parking space.

With a man I just met?

With a simple kick of the foot.

With all the side chatter, so let's knock it off!

With his other foot. Wha ?

With Sheldon Cooper.

With someone who's embarrassed by me.

With the empty beer bottles in the sandbox?

With the first contraction, so essentially, like, 65 minutes?

With the wheels on the bottom,

With what? Your problem.

With your bickering parents?

With your youthful rock and roll music.

With your, um, space exploration.

Without ever even considering you.

Without him giving me his goofy thumbs up?

Without knocking three times.

Without people congratulating me

Without yelling...

Wolowitz might hand out cigars.

Wolowitzes are not a lifting people!

Won a big grant.

Wonderful,

Working here was ten years old.

Worth hundreds of dollars

Would be with four pairs of identical Sheldons and Amys

Would it be here?

Would march in perfect formation,

Would they really do that?

Would you be interested in doing a little

Would you care for a brandy?

Would you like an autograph?

Would you like one, Mrs. Petrescu?

Would you like to share a cab?

Would you look at that?

Would you stop?

Wow, I won the MacArthur Grant,

Wow, it's so cute.

Wow, no foreplay or anything, just right to it.

Wow! An appearance by George Lucas...

Wow! Where did you learn these moves?

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I cannot believe we are alone in our own apartment.

Wow. I I can actually feel

Wow... you popular girls are mean.

Wowza.

Y You see this, uh, double zero?

Y You've got love,

Y Your handwriting is impeccable!

Yay!

Ye why?

Yeah there's hooks in the closet, I can hang it right now.

Yeah,

Yeah, and may I ask what this is about?

Yeah, and we'll be right across the hall.

Yeah, but I do. No, you don't!

Yeah, but I thought this baby was supposed to ruin

Yeah, but it's not pathetic.

Yeah, but it's probably difficult to pronounce.

Yeah, but ours can recognize a specific data stream

Yeah, but that's just his Earth parents.

Yeah, but to make him leave,

Yeah, but Us Monkeys doesn't pop.

Yeah, but what happens

Yeah, come on in.

Yeah, drive safe. Oh, hey,

Yeah, drive safe. We love you. And give us a call...

Yeah, except the river kept showing me his Pokémon cards.

Yeah, excuse me, I need to say something

Yeah, get it, girl.

Yeah, good for you. That's amazing.

Yeah, he deserves to be alone.

Yeah, he really is.

Yeah, I don't need anything around

Yeah, I guess we do.

Yeah, I guess we do.

Yeah, I have to say, it is nice to share

Yeah, I like this one.

Yeah, I mean,

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

Yeah, I wonder if that's related

Yeah, I wonder what they're gonna do

Yeah, I'll take you for ice cream.

Yeah, I'm very busy, too

Yeah, if you want to go off the grid,

Yeah, it seems only right that she have it back.

Yeah, just give me a minute.

Yeah, let him do it.

Yeah, may I ask what this is about?

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, plus if you leave,

Yeah, speaking of which,

Yeah, special, like that.

Yeah, sure. I understand.

Yeah, take whatever you want.

Yeah, thanks, but nobody asked you.

Yeah, that's gonna cost you later.

Yeah, that's not worrisome at all.

Yeah, that's the smile I'm gonna remember

Yeah, we actually dumped her retainer in the toilet

Yeah, we could get Thai food near your apartment

Yeah, we could name him Blobert.

Yeah, we need to stop for magnets on the way home;

Yeah, we swung by her apartment on the way to the restaurant,

Yeah, we'll do it in two!

Yeah, we've been meaning to do that.

Yeah, well I I am angry!

Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck.

Yeah, well, maybe

Yeah, yeah, a little.

Yeah, you have a good grasp of the physics.

Yeah, you wrote it on my hand.

Yeah, you'd think that,

Yeah, you're probably right

Yeah, you're probably right, go with the zebras.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? What are you keeping?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I said no

Yeah. I'm afraid so.

Yeah. This military guy showed up at Howard's door

Yeah. You tell him, babe.

Yeah... I loved it.

Yep, there they are.

Yep.

Yes

Yes ma'am.

Yes ma'am.

Yes, hello. Uh,

Yes, I am.

Yes, in the telescope room.

Yes, it's... this much less big

Yes, thank you so much.

Yes, thank you so much.

Yes, this is all making sense.

Yes, while also getting in a solid dig at you.

Yes, you do.

Yes, you're in trouble

Yes! That's right!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Drink is fun and good friends Applebee's.

Yes. Oh.

Yes...

Yet here I am.

You and I are gonna be sharing a bed.

You and I have our ups and downs.

You and I, we didn't even hold hands for two years.

You are a deeply silly man.

You are a gift to mankind.

You are a mystery.

You are so screwed!

You are the practice round.

You are truly wise.

You believe me? Oh, good.

You bet I did.

You bet.

You bought a crib without me?

You bought a minivan?!

You busy?

You can count me as people, too.

You can hurt people just as well without 'em.

You can just say “actress.”

You can make jokes, but if this keeps up,

You can see he wasn't

You can stay in Leonard's room, and we'll stay at my place.

You can walk ahead of me and scare off the pigeons.

You can't develop a problem that fast.

You can't put that on Snapchat.

You can't regulate every aspect of our lives.

You coming?

You did already know, right?

You didn't get a $500 traffic ticket.

You didn't say one.

You didn't see anything.

You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning,

You do realize my baby has functioning organs

You do that, too?

You doin' okay?

You don't care.

You don't get jealous of other people.

You don't have to stay.

You don't know anything,

You don't know his girlfriend very well.

You don't need him. I'll represent you.

You don't need my help when you can open the trunk

You don't shove them.

You don't think you'll be bored?

You enjoy your mission to boldly go where no man has gone before.

You expressed an interest in having people over,

You girls want to take home

You gotta teach me that.

You guys are aroused, right?

You guys have fun.

You guys might want to start eating.

You guys relax,

You guys stink.

You guys will never have to see each other again.

You hate Scotch tape, but you love Scotch plaid.

You have a Batsuit.

You have a great girlfriend.

You have a shirt with our cat's picture on it.

You have any idea how that feels?

You have got to be kidding me!

You have to admit, it's a pretty smooth ride.

You have to get to it eventually.

You have to move out of your mother's house.

You hear that, Stuart?!

You heard him, guys, don't ask.

You in the mood for anything?

You jackasses just bought yourselves a hot tub!

You just float along like a dead body in a river.

You just have to keep communicating.

You just heard me throwing up.

You just kick back and relax; I've got it all under control.

You just said yourself, it's sad.

You just shaved yesterday.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they?

You know

You know I rely

You know once one pops one just can't stop.

You know that hurts my feelings.

You know those things bother me.

You know what happened to the scientists

You know what I love about you?

You know what I mean.

You know what I meant.

You know what, I I think I'm just gonna go.

You know what, I've met Bert.

You know what, Sheldon, take it.

You know what?

You know what? Let me get that.

You know what? This isn't gonna work.

You know what's weird?

You know why Batman wanders around at night

You know why Hulk is so strong?

You know you're one of our favorite people.

You know,

You know, 'cause...

You know, also, if they did have coitus,

You know, and, technically,

You know, as a MacArthur Grant winner,

You know, come on. It's your birthday.

You know, exactly.

You know, he didn't trick me.

You know, how come nobody's talking about

You know, I didn't swallow it, but Amy said it counted

You know, I do understand what you're feeling.

You know, I had no idea

You know, I have always thought

You know, I have to say,

You know, I I'm not sure.

You know, I just learned Amy went to a theme park without me,

You know, I just need to keep reminding myself

You know, I realized I don't need to worry

You know, I wonder how she feels about

You know, I'm very proud of you for trying to live with Amy.

You know, if he moves across the hall for good,

You know, if I knew how to ride one,

You know, if I'm going to start standing up for myself,

You know, if you'd like, I could

You know, in fact, I'd like to propose a toast.

You know, it turns out,

You know, It's hard to believe I've never met Leonard.

You know, it's one thing to be envious,

You know, Leonard and I were very happy

You know, Leonard, the more I think about it,

You know, like how I practiced

You know, like whatever happened in that seminar

You know, maybe before our meeting

You know, most people don't realize

You know, once, I proposed to him.

You know, one night, Leonard's nose whistled so loud,

You know, people are quick to accuse me

You know, perhaps instead of confronting them,

You know, Raj, honey,

You know, Sheldon,

You know, Sheldon,

You know, Sheldon,

You know, so does Leonard.

You know, some people believe that Buridan

You know, the interesting fact about the rectum...

You know, the Lincoln Memorial has a big chair.

You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us.

You know, we'll get the crib out

You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious

You know, when they told him he won,

You know, who should keep this?

You know, with us living together, maybe we could

You know, you'd have to ask him.

You know, you're right.

You know, you've got a lot to be happy about.

You know? I know that I have a tendency to be controlling,

You know... maybe... I don't need to understand it,

You laughed when that guy got hit in the nuts.

You liked my short hair, right?

You look tired.

You looked in our folder?!

You made Cuban food?

You made God sad today, Mom.

You made God sad today, Mom.

You may remember her from our episode

You mean the one

You mean the Romanian lady on the second floor?

You might cause in the future, how about trying

You might have to take your shirt off.

You must have so much in common.

You naughty girl.

You need to get use to the fact

You need to leave.

You never know when two pieces of paper

You never leave the house without a paper clip!

You never saw what jumped out at me at the bus station.

You never went into that haunted house.

You of all people should know that.

You only had one.

You only watch what you eat when you're afraid

You poor thing.

You promise?

You realize if the military declares our research classified,

You realize you and I could become brothers.

You really didn't think I'd notice

You really think it's helpful to change the subject, Wyatt?

You really think they're gonna start treating you differently?

You said you didn't have time to go out for dinner, so I thought

You said you got it back.

You saw me do it to myself.

You see what I've gotta put up with!

You see, I was at the doctor's office,

You see, that's what I'm taking from that story.

You see, your words sound reasonable,

You see?

You sent your brother cigarettes?

You should appreciate

You should be figuring out

You shouldn't have made the alarm code his birthday.

You stop that.

You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?

You think I could get a picture of us?

You think I've got time to run some more simulations

You think it would be

You think you have an audience, that's funny.

You think you're the first government contractor

You thought was your pet biting your face off

You threatened to sue?

You told him I was an astronomer?

You told me it was a girl, and I didn't say it.

You trend setter!

You tricked me.

You truly are the Goofus to my Gallant

You two got married.

You used to make those jokes about me.

You wanna see other people? Go see other people.

You want me to read

You want other partners?

You want to bet? Oh, great,

You want to come?

You want to know my secret?

You wanted him awake.

You wanted to make an entrance. I get it.

You went to the Wizarding World theme park without me.

You went to Wizarding World without me!

You were like a foxy tea kettle

You were right.

You were still hot, but more like a

You were the first people we thought of.

You you think you two will keep living together?

You, too.

You'd be less bitter about him winning.

You'd recommend that we leave that unsigned?

You'll be at the airport an hour before your flight.

You'll be happy I did.

You'll be hearing from me.

You'll get there.

You'll have nerds fawning all over you.

You'll probably be able to hear it.

You're a patient young lady.

You're a physicist?

You're at the top of your field,

You're awful quiet, everything okay?

You're being rude.

You're being too hard on yourself.

You're crazy.

You're darn right, you wouldn't.

You're dating somebody, who is it?

You're doing great.

You're done.

You're friends are just lovely.

You're going off to work with the military, leaving me behind.

You're gonna be an amazing mom.

You're gonna be seeing each other a lot,

You're gonna feel terrible when I'm in a wheelchair.

You're gonna have to be quieter than that.

You're gonna have to stop talking.

You're gonna love it. Yeah.

You're gonna need all the help you can get.

You're gonna rat me out to Howard, aren't you?

You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?

You're good for three months.

You're happy with who you are.

You're in a good mood.

You're in good health,

You're kidding, right?

You're kidding.

You're kind of a sucker.

You're my enemy.

You're nice people.

You're not a lawyer, Sheldon, you're just a know it all.

You're not making me feel better.

You're not making me feel better.

You're not seriously going to visit each other.

You're okay with that?

You're overthinking this, okay?

You're playing hard to get.

You're really okay with that?

You're ridiculous.

You're right. It sells itself.

You're so weird.

You're struggling with professional jealousy.

You're such a snitch, no wonder I don't like you.

You're sure that's not an inconvenience?

You're the one who went out of your way to hurt me.

You're up, blabby.

You're up.

You're very persistent.

You're welcome.

You're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.

You've always been self conscious

You've been roommates with Sheldon forever

You've got a roof over your head.

You've got all your lady friends, and...

You've just gotta put some zing on it.

You've never lived with anyone before.

Your birthday celebration.

Your choice.

Your Klingon word of the day calendar's gone

Your life choices, too.

Your life is fine, you big baby!

Your love confuses me.

Your mother and I did nothing more

Your parents are old.

Your wizard robes are next to go.

11 more chumps like you,

12 hours a day, seven days a week.

12 minutes? Why are you here?

12 minutes.

15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance

15 years from now, we'll make guacamole together.

20% faster than any other sample in Amy's lab.

But you did! Exactly!

Can't. Won't.

Didn't. Don't.

Eh. Ah.

Fine! Fine!

God, Raj. What?

Good night. Good night.

Good. Great.

Hello. Hey.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hi! Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hello. And this is my friend, Raj.

I don't! Good.

if you'd like to... Hey! I saw your car...

It's your birthday. You decide. Oh, my God!

Leonard... No, no, no. It's not okay.

Mary may visit me in New York. Mm hmm.

Me! I'll do it!

Mm. Hmm.

Oh, I want that autograph. Oh, yeah.

Oh! Oh, like Halley's comet.

Oh! Oh. Congratulations!

Oh. Thank you. Mm.

Okay. Good luck

Okay. I have to ask.

Really? Of course.

Seriously? Yes.

Seriously? Yes.

Sir... Hmm?

That'd be great. I'll give him a call.

Uh... Well,

Wait. Wrong number.

We should call the police. Uh..

What is this? Oh, well,

What's your name? Okay. Jeff.

When is it? It doesn't matter.

Who's that? Oh, I don't even know.

Wow. And he doesn't have to use it

Yeah. Was it a good one?

Yes. Okay. Here we go.

No! We're good. Thank you.

...'s dermatologist.

...here's an eggplant.

...that UPS driver who feels the need to ask

...where were we?

...who is a lovely woman

...you don't want me to tell you?

'Cause a grown man living with his brother

'Cause I'm up for a major immunotherapy study,

'Cause if anything, he was anti Aristotelian.

'Cause it's fine.

'Cause she's delightful.

'Cause when you talk, it enrages people.

'cause you don't even work with confounding variables!

'cause you guys are no help at all.

"All right, I tried."

"Budabest."

"Celebrities who look like their pets."

"Don't sign anything"? That's your advice?

"Ha ha ha, now I've got you," so...

"Hey, that could be me"?

"Hey, you look like a boiled chicken breast"?

"Hey."

"How am I gonna open this trunk?"

"how to be a prostitute" is over the line?

"hubba hubba" like any other guy.

"I claim this planet

"Let's start at the very beginning.

"Number of days without Amy's hair on the soap."

"One weird trick for a flat belly,"

"That's a scientist."

"The woman at the wall store?" Let it go!

"Watch out, he's right behind you."

"weird friend who doesn't have to be at every appointment."

"why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair?" hot.

"your genitals are a joy to behold"?

“Why are you breaking up with me?”

“Yes, I'll still help you move”"

♪ And makes my eyes moist ♪

♪ And now the young monsieur... ♪

♪ And the old folks wished them well ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Bang! ♪

♪ Did truly love the mademoiselle ♪

♪ Flag or banner ♪

♪ For joy and fun ♪

♪ Fun with flags ♪

♪ Fun with flags ♪

♪ Fun with flags. ♪

♪ It goes to show you never can tell... ♪

♪ It was a teenage wedding

♪ It's fun with flags ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Sending a flag ♪

♪ Than to fly a pennant ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x02 ♪ The Military Miniaturization Original Air Date on September 26, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x03 ♪ The Dependence Transcendence Original Air Date on October 3, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x04 ♪ The Cohabitation Experimentation Original Air Date on October 10, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x05 ♪ The Hot Tub Contamination Original Air Date on October 17, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x07 ♪ The Veracity Elasticity Original Air Date on November 3, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x08 ♪ The Brain Bowl Incubation Original Air Date on November 10, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x09 ♪ The Geology Elevation Original Air Date on November 17, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x10 ♪ The Property Division Collision Original Air Date on December 1, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x11 ♪ The Birthday Synchronicity Original Air Date on December 15, 2016

♪ The Earth began to cool

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ There's no better manner ♪

♪ To the left, to the left

♪ To the right, to the right, to the front. ♪

♪ Tootsee Roll

♪ Tootsee Roll ♪

♪ Tootsee Roll, Tootsee Roll... ♪

♪ Up a pole on a hoist ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ What fills my heart ♪

♪ You could see that Pierre

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x01 ♪ The Conjugal Conjecture Original Air Date on September 19, 2016

♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x06 ♪ The Fetal Kick Catalyst Original Air Date on October 27, 2016

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started..

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

“Are you a Milky Way or a Snickers girl?”

‭Yeah.