The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Edit

A bad feeling I have about this. Mm.

A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.

A bed, even a temporary bed...

A beloved character from an lndian folktale.

A boy girl party?

A brain damaged choo choo train?

A cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison...

A choo choo train?

A combination of the moon's solar reflection...

A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.

A Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story.

A girl who punishes her father by sleeping around.

A Halloween party?

A hobbit is a mortal, halfling inhabitant of Middle earth...

A hobbit.

A hog? You have a two cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.

A Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says, "What?"

A humormometer?

A little bird told us.

A little bit.

A little crush?

A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?

A little messy?

A little misunderstand ?

A little musical foreplay. Terrific.

A lot of friends would let their friend go alone, but that's not you.

A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?

A mistake involving Penny.

A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

A powerful laxative.

A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...

A rocket scientist, how humiliating.

A second what? Pair of underwear?

A se**** is open at the sides, a poncho is closed. This is a poncho.

A Sheldon 2.0, if you will.

A shower.

A sigma particle.

A small payload support structure for a European science experimental package...

A spring wedding?

A superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.

A tale of woe perhaps?

A tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't wanna be disturbed...

A time machine from the movie The Time Machine?

A well known folk cure for insomnia...

A young boy on the cusp of manhood.

AA versus PMS.

AA, I need your answer.

AA, I need your official answer.

AA, if you can answer correctly, the match is yours.

Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second

Actually, I don't need a team.

Actually, I read that it's one of the most popular programs in lndia.

Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee

Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...

Actually, it's not all that easy to find.

Actually, that was last year.

Actually, that's my work.

Advantage, Kim.

Again?

Agreed.

Agreed.

Ah ha.

Ah, fair enough.

Ah, okay.

Ah, technically, yes.

Ah! Because it's in Long Beach and I don't drive.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Well, I'm sure things will pick up.

Ah. Well, then, we'll probably need to talk about your stuffed bear collection.

Ahem. So, Leslie, I have a question for you...

Algebraically speaking, there are too many unknowns.

All he has to do is hook up with one.

All I need from you is to give me a BAND AID.

All I'm saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity...

All I'm saying is you know Leonard the best.

All I've got is a needler and I'm all out of ammo!

All night long, y'all.

All of them.

All right, and this is my office.

All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors...

All right, come on, guys. Come on.

All right, fellas, I gotta go.

All right, here we go.

All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable.

All right, I'm moving my infantry division...

All right, just a few more feet and....

All right, just let me get my keys.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's go.

All right, noted.

All right, now, Sheldon, you and I are about to have a problem.

All right, thank you. And Sheldon?

All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner.

All right, there it goes. It sticks, I'm sorry.

All right, this is my desk. These are my books.

All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.

All right, well, I'll talk to you later. But I am so happy for you, Leonard.

All right, what response on my part...

All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room. Deploy the sensor.

All right.

All right.

All right. "Madonna was married to this Ridgemont High alum."

All right. "Singer who sang 'Oops!... I Did It Again'?"

All right. Carry us outside.

All right. Noted.

All right. That's enough juvenile squabbling.

All right. Who's next?

All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.

All these people here are doomed.

All this button pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury.

All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.

All? In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock.

Almost 6:30.

Almost there.

Almost there.

Already? That was quick.

Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know...

Also, Sheldon may be a robot.

Also, the pretty girl left.

Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device...

Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?

An 802.1 1n wireless router.

An actual real scientist.

An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

An alternate and less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.

An extension of his ability to leap buildings...

An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and

And a little nail polish.

And a little racist.

And besides, he doesn't drink, so....

And divide it how? I'm telling you, we cannot do this without Wolowitz.

And don't ever call me Shelly.

And having never been to Nebraska, I'm certain I have no corn husking antibodies.

And he's down.

And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1 930s gangster.

And how fortunate that it should fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity...

And I am not your lady.

And I answered. It's called teamwork.

And I ask you, is it worth it?

And I can't go back to my party because he's there.

And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes...

And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother.

And I forbid it.

And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics.

And I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate.

And I just wanted to say that I was wrong...

And I know you don't wanna hear this. I'm upset and really drunk and I just wanna....

And I'll tell you, you're barking up the wrong tree.

And I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who...

And I'm an idiot, because I always believe guys like that.

And I'm like, "Awesome," because it's not Nebraska.

And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.

And I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel.

And it is the things you love that make you who you are.

And it was an aluminum house.

And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants...

And may I point out...

And neither is a reason to call someone's mother.

And now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.

And now we'll never know.

And now you're out of life.

And now, without any further ado...

And obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.

And on one of them You won't know which. I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.

And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving...

And once again, you are welcome.

And orcs.

And perfect.

And semen.

And she's not a lady, she's just a new neighbor.

And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection.

And thank you, ordinary person.

And that includes Halle Berry's.

And that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.

And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.

And that's the kind of sloppy costuming...

And then, Raj, you bring the stuff across the hall and start setting up.

And there was no one there to take care of you?

And there's this great show on VH1 about how to pick up girls.

And this is Christy Vanderbelt.

And this is Leonard and Sheldon's apartment.

And this thing with Doug would just be rebound sex.

And throw away some chicken.

And trust me, you do not feel good after it.

And until recently, I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance...

And walks in quiet beauty like the night.

And we all thank you

And we pray that you help Sheldon get back on his rocker.

And what about your team?

And what are you supposed to be, an elf?

And what do you mean, "mediocre stock"?

And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?

And what would I have said afterwards?

And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts?

And why can't she get her own TV?

And Wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.

And would you agree the primary way we would evaluate...

And would you make it diet?

And yogurt.

And you also have a note from your mother that says, "l love you, Bubula."

And you did it so casually.

And you drive up to visit her one weekend and she acts like she doesn't know you.

And you have no wrath.

And you said the party starts at 7.

And you were right about my motives.

And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part...

And you'll never guess who's here infecting my entire station.

And you're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize.

And you're holding her head while she's puking...

And, of course, it's Gravity Probe B.

Angle your head to the right.

Anguish?

Another example, from the field of Ebola research "

Antonio Salieri?

Any 1 5 year old girl will do the trick.

Any aspects of our sexual relationship, regarding your preferences...

Any ideas, Raj?

Any news you want me to pass along to Mom?

Any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about?

Any other questions?

Anybody need a refill?

Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to about is...

Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?

Anything else I should know?

Anything you want.

Anyway, I make those little muffins they give you. There's a big flash.

Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning...

Anyway, I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration...

Anyway, I've learned my lesson. She's out of my league, I'm done with her.

Anyway, if you had your own game character...

Anyway, it occurs to me, if I ever did perfect a time machine...

Anyway, Penny now believes that on Friday night...

Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, let's say, 4400 pounds.

Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English.

Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage based than I'm used to...

Anyway, when he went on the lnternet to get some...

Anyway, you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion?

Anyway...

Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.

Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...

Apparently, you are a magnificent beast.

Appre

Apprec

Archimedes would be so proud.

Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion...

Are we gonna do anything about Sheldon?

Are we so sure that's a bad thing?

Are you ? Hey, look, that fixes the problem I've been having.

Are you asking me out?

Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?

Are you expecting an example involving a real life time machine?

Are you fairly regular?

Are you gonna wait for him to sit down or you gonna stand on the coffee table?

Are you happy? You drove your son out of the house.

Are you in denial? Do we have to come over and do an intervention?

Are you insane?

Are you insane? Are you out of your mind?

Are you listening to yourself?

Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies?

Are you still out there?

Are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay...

Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt...

Are you sure you don't wanna just apologize to Gablehauser and get your job back?

Are you sure? It's Halloween.

Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Are you upset about something?

Are you wearing my robe?

Aren't they adorable?"

Army Ants.

Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.

As a result, I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in...

As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation.

As do l.

As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded...

As I'm saying this it occurs to me once again...

As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds.

As in costumes?

As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb.

As it turns out, yes.

As teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies...

As the middle child, your addiction is rooted in your unmet need for attention.

As usual, I'm not following.

As usual, nice talking to you, Raj.

As you can see, detoxing can get pretty ugly.

As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter...

Ask him for a napkin, I dare you.

Assuming a device could be invented...

Assuming a device could be invented...

Assuming all the good terminators...

At 6:30 in the morning?

At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency."

At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.

At least now you can retrieve the black box...

At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the speed of Sheldon...

Au contraire.

Bad, very bad.

Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"

Bear left.

Beats the hell out of me.

Because Phbbtt!

Because Phbbtt!

Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy...

Because as long as you're around, Howard is out of the will.

Because Friday, we are attending a symposium...

Because he looks better than you?

Because he's neither tall nor immortal, and none of us could be the Flash.

Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.

Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife.

Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose Room of the Pasadena Marriott...

Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.

Because I wanna go back and keep myself from getting a time machine.

Because I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Because I'm Frodo.

Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.

Because it was immaculate.

Because it's not a costume. It's a flight suit.

Because Leo's a middle child.

Because one of the great minds of the 21 st century...

Because she's your sister.

Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug addicted cousin Leopold.

Because we can.

Because you are not at Big Boy.

Because you didn't keep true.

Because you're gonna go to your office...

Been there.

Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis.

Before that, I was in college, and before that I was in the fifth grade.

Before you go, we have good news.

Before you got all swollen up...

Behold, an ordinary cane.

Besides disrupting the local gravity field.

Big Boy.

Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus.

Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah.

Blowing the gates.

Bold face, underlined, like, dated.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Boy, it's good to be back.

Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie.

Boy, that story gets better every time you hear it.

Boy, you are all over the place this morning.

Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.

Boy, you're really smart.

Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.

Bring it on.

Brisket. Brisket.

Bro. Heh.

Brrrr. Heh.

Buddy?

But as a practical matter, need I remind you it takes experimental pharmaceuticals...

But because she did know I had asked Leslie out...

But beyond that, I have realized the Leo I described...

But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?

But for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.

But go on.

But good luck.

But he had already moved on.

But he loved the companionship and the wisdom...

But he's right, Papa. Listen to him.

But he's worse!

But I need to tell you something, and listen carefully.

But I never gave the man a chance to explain.

But I realize, she's kissing me back, she's biting my lower lip.

But I still don't understand why no one else bid.

But I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.

But if you'll notice, it's reversible.

But if your research is going to have human applications, I suggest white mice.

But intelligently designed by a creator, right?

But it could be sleep apnea. You might wanna see an otorhinolaryngologist.

But it'd make the present so much nicer.

But l I broke up with Joyce Kim.

But my point is that Koothrappali and Wolowitz....

But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.

But neither of those is a cogent argument for titanium over nanotubes.

But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.

But on the other hand...

But patterns emerge.

But residing within you is the potential for another me.

But since Dennis Kim has rendered my research pointless...

But since then, we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.

But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us.

But then, along comes Albert Einstein...

But there's a Planet of the Apes marathon at the Nuart today.

But there's nothing embarrassing about that.

But they don't tell you, the removable lD takes up one slot.

But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.

But wait until I tell him I've got a time machine on my balcony.

But we are also smart and strong...

But we did convince him to leave the motel.

But we don't need to quibble over terminology.

But what about your time machine?

But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance...

But while thinking, "Good, Leonard remains available."

But who cares what Penny thinks?

But whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention

But with a penis, of course.

But you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room.

But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with...

But you're a dentist, he's nuts.

But you're not Princess Panchali.

But, yeah.

Buy this one, it's the one we're getting. Happy guy.

By her. Oh, look, I did it again.

By that logic, I should answer anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.

By that reasoning we should also play bridge, hold up a huppah...

By the time I got to work, they'd given my shift away.

By the time we come to a stop...

By the way, a 6 year old could hack your computer.

By the way, may I speak to Missy, please?

By the way, where did you get that loofa mitt?

By the way, you didn't join us because you stuffed yourself...

Bye, guys.

Bye, Missy, see you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bzz phew!

C O N....

Call Leonard Hofstadter.

Call M' kflono M' kflooniloo. Ha ha. Ha.

Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.

Can I come in and watch him invent the telephone?"

Can I get a hallelujah?

Can I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade croutons?

Can I go back and prevent you from explaining that to me?

Can it wait? I need to talk to you.

Can we get an order of dumplings, but with three instead of four?

Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?

Can we please make a decision?

Can we please stop talking about my testicles?

Can you believe how pushy she is?

Can you bring a friend?

Can you even believe that? How weird is that?

Can you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey baster labeled, "Mucus"?

Can you please come get him?

Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?

Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?

Can't we just go to Big Boy?

Can't you play him some other time?

Capital D. Heh.

Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero.

Challenge accepted.

Chat? We don't chat, at least not off line.

Check it out. It's a featured video.

Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so....

Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.

Close.

Cocktail shrimp are 12.50.

Code four. I need a gurney.

Come on in, fellas.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Oh, you clever....

Come on, guys, push.

Come on, guys, push.

Come on, guys, push.

Come on, I had to. You see what he's like.

Come on, Shelly.

Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically.

Come on, we have a combined lQ of 360.

Come on, you know how it is with breakups.

Come on, you need a four person team. We're four people.

Come on, you went to college.

Come on.

Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double.

Come say hello.

Come, Dennis.

Come, I'll show you the rec center. They've got Nautilus equipment.

Considering what?

Control, shift B.

Cool! Whose head did I just blow off?

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correction. Missy can date whoever she wants.

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

Could it be me?

Could you be more specific?

Cover this, suckers.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Damn it, I'll do it.

Damn it, my glasses.

Damn it, Sheldon, snap out of it.

Damn you, Chaplain Horrigan.

Damn you, WalletNook.com.

Damn.

Damn. Okay, I'll just take the roof.

Data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables...

Denied.

Denied. All right, for 10 points.

Dennis is a highly sought after doctoral candidate.

Dennis Kim is 15 years old and he's already correcting my work.

Dennis, we've discussed this.

Dennis? Dennis.

Depending on the depth...

Desperate and alone, he reached out to a man...

Destiny, thy name is Anaheim.

Dibs doesn't apply in a bidding war.

Did anyone see how he did it?

Did I start that sentence with the words "if it please Your Highness"?

Did it occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort...

Did Leonard tell you to say that?

Did someone say party?

Did the listing actually say miniature?

Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?

Did you give any consideration to carbon nanotubes?

Did you say, "Call Helen Boxleitner"?

Did you say, "Call Temple Beth Seder"?

Did you see it? It's rough.

Did you spill ketchup?

Did you wanna start now?

Did you wanna talk about what's bothering you?

Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. Heh.

Didn't like the look of the guy she was with.

Diet Coke.

Dilepton shmylepton, we need you.

Do I look like I lift weights?

Do I look puffy? I feel puffy.

Do I stay? Do I leave?

Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?

Do you guys mind if I start?

Do you have a drink that'll make him less obnoxious?

Do you have any ideas?

Do you have anything to say that has anything to do...

Do you like motorcycles? Because I ride a hog.

Do you mind if I stay here tonight?

Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?

Do you realize that if Penny wakes up...

Do you remember?

Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?

Do you think this possibility will be hindered...

Do you think you can satisfy your need for a relationship...

Do you understand how creepy this is?

Do you understand the concept of blackmail?

Do you wanna come over, have coffee?

Do you wanna see it?

Do you want me to move?

Doctor what?

Does it have peanut oil?

Does this suit really look that bad?

Doesn't that violate the health code or...?

Don 't embarrass him in front of his friends.

Don't be insulting, Rajesh.

Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.

Don't forget genetic predisposition towards addiction.

Don't forget the mail you took so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.

Don't just stand there. Slash and move.

Don't look down if you're subject to vertigo. and use their stairwell.

Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.

Don't take it personally, it's his pathology.

Don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation...

Don't think like that. you're not going to die alone.

Don't toy with me, woman.

Don't worry, baby, I've got you.

Don't worry, I was going to order you cheese less.

Don't worry, I've got this.

Don't yell at me.

Don't you ever speak to me again.

Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me...

Don't you people read character descriptions?

Don't you think I should answer engineering questions? I am an engineer.

Doogie Howser is on.

Doogie Howser's been off the air for like 20 years.

Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure.

Doug? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you know, he's nice and funny, but

Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, in all fairness, it wasn't entirely Raj's fault.

Dr. Gablehauser.

Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Cooper.

DR. KOOTHRAPPALl: Now, listen to me At least wait till I get into the hall.

DR. KOOTHRAPPALl: Wait, wait.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. I am the lead author of this particular paper.

Draft.

Drink whatever you want.

Drinks do not work that way.

Drop dead, you stupid, self centered bastard.

Dude, everybody left an hour ago.

During acceleration, it needs to stay perfectly level and provide

Easy. Easy.

Eat him, eat him.

Ecch. I'm not perfect.

Eight feet tall and ripped.

Eight.

Elevators, parks, movie theaters.

Emotionally.

Engineering, where the noble semiskilled laborers...

Enjoy the wedding. Goodbye.

Equations. Someone's tampered with my equations.

Ergo, you would still have it. This is a classic rookie time travel mistake.

Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...

Even with shipping, it works out to less than $4 a pound.

Evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free range, large, extra large and jumbo.

Ever since I was a little boy...

Every day at Disneyland.

Every day, he's got a new obsession.

Every family in America has a relative...

Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment I have awakened at 6:15...

Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment...

Every year at Comic Con.

Everyone is very, very drunk and Ooh, mmm.

Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.

Everything else is optional.

Evidently.

Evolution has made women sensitive to high pitch noises while they sleep...

Ew! Stop it. No. Leave me alone.

Exactly half.

Exactly half.

Exactly. And you owe it to yourself and to posterity...

Except for your tendency to end sentences with prepositions.

Excuse me for being so bold...

Excuse me while I go tell Missy the good news.

Excuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.

Excuse me, but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.

Excuse me, can I interject something?

Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?

Excuse me, Dr. Gablehauser, are you busy?

Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis.

Excuse me, Mr. Grownup.

Excuse me, sir, you don't work here.

Excuse me, that is my research, and it is by no means a dead end.

Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.

Excuse me, we just went over this.

Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption...

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer.

Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first hitch, I never would have identified...

Excuse me. Little idea?

Explain to me a system...

Face to face?

Fair enough.

Fifteen years old.

Find new friends.

Fine, it's out of the washer.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Bring us three orders of dumplings.

Fine. I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.

Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.

Fine. What do you wanna eliminate?

Fish nightlights.

Five minutes with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop, and we'd be done.

Five movies, two hours apiece.

Five, six, seven.

Foot pound has the same problem. That's a unit of work, not of weight.

For 10 points. "What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi zero meson?"

For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.

For example, I noticed you purchase your tampons...

For example, Penny has a flatscreen TV...

For example, Sheldon had Quizno's for lunch.

For example, tonight, no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.

For God's sake, if you don't like tangerine chicken...

For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old.

For God's sake, Sheldon...

For God's sakes, Sheldon, you are driving me crazy.

For some reason, I related to it quite strongly.

For the record, that psychotic rant...

For three years, you've never come by to say hello.

For what it's worth, I thought it was humorous.

For what, making me sound like a Simpsons character?

For your information, this is all based on solid research.

Force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs...

Forget about the cake. How did you know my birthday's Saturday?

Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you, the other two are gonna be mad at me.

Forget the mission. How did that little yutz get a girl on his own?

Forget the parties? What a nerd.

Forget the parties.

Forget your suit. Look at my arms waving.

Forgive me, Your Highness...

Former can overpower the latter giving scientific credence...

Found them.

Four point one eight five five times 10 to the seventh ergs per calorie.

Four years. That's like as long as high school.

Fourteen and a half.

Fourteen down is

Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.

Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.

Freedom?

Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.

Friday works for me.

Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?

Friends don't do that to each other.

From a broken home, to boot. Psychologically speaking...

From the data at hand, you can't draw that conclusion.

From the intercom.

From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine.

Frontation.

Funny expression, sleep tight. Ha ha. Ha.

Funny how things work out.

FYl, his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light.

Galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding.

Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl.

Gee....

Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local lSP...

Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems.

Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dennis Kim.

Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news...

Gentlemen, to the sewing machines.

Gentlemen, we said we'd take turns...

Gentlemen.

Get anything good?

Get out of my ER.

Get out.

Girls like Penny never end up with guys who own time machines.

Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.

Give me back my key.

Given the reaction to my costume...

Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.

Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.

Go away?

Go away.

Go away.

Go away.

Go away.

Go on.

Go up to the roof, hop over to the next building There's a gap.

Go, Polar Bears.

God, that's a good song.

God, what is wrong with me?

God, yes. Thanks.

Good afternoon and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.

Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl.

Good choice. Alexander Graham Bell invents the telephone and calls for Watson.

Good for Leonard.

Good for me.

Good for you, sweetie. Okay, next question.

Good for you.

Good idea. Sit with her, hold her, comfort her.

Good luck.

Good morning, Snickerdoodle.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.