The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Edit

A "doctor" doctor, or a you kind of doctor?

A 13 year old girl.

A B B A C, A B B A C.

A car length is not a standardized unit of measure.

A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors.

A couple of months ago. It was back ordered.

A cruel trick indeed.

A day?

A faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night...

A fear of heights is illogical.

A gift certificate for motorcycle lessons.

A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter...

A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter...

A hooker.

A hundred and seventy dollars for acting classes?

A little baby.

A little bit.

A little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.

A little mood lighting, huh?

A little.

A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.

A lot of words sound like "yoga

A man with your intellectual gifts doesn't waste an evening...

A moment ago, you turned off the TV in the middle of the Deep Space Nine...

A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer...

A NASA spokesman states that due to the loss of data...

A perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds.

A prostitute, yes.

A small amount of incontinence just now, but the website said that's to be expected.

A small server farm with a static IP in her bedroom.

A standard hug is two Mississippis, tops.

A successful quest. Now let's find a gas station with a clean bathroom.

A superhero in his own right.

A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered...

A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.

A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.

Aah!

About 12 seconds ago.

About Stuart?

About what?

About you.

Absolutely.

According to Alicia's Facebook page...

Aced it.

Actually, 2008 NQ sub 17 is a planetary body.

Actually, he is pretty cool. I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist...

Actually, I think it's more of a wool fire ant blend.

Actually, I was just checking my e mail.

Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.

Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.

Actually, if it's not too much to ask...

Actually, in India, the names of constellations are different.

Actually, it kind of is. Let's keep looking.

Actually, it would help.

Actually, you can.

Actually...

Additionally...

Adjust the thermostat? Cook with cilantro? Pronounce the T in "often"?

Adversity is to be expected. Continue.

AFK.

After the nightmare of Anything Can Happen Thursday...

Afternoon, men. Sheldon.

Afterwards, we take the bike up the coast, we grab a bite to eat?

Again, ew.

Again, I can read the sign.

Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out.

Ah, hmm.

Ah, mm....

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Very nice. What's Leonard gonna do?

Ah. We were young.

Ahoy, matey.

Aishwarya Rai is a goddess.

Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.

Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5.1 Dolby or DTS?

Alicia's non musical, childless and pro rug.

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

All I need is for you to authorize these tests.

All I'm saying is, if they can cure yellow fever and malaria...

All right, and the purpose of this drill is to acclimate us to the use of tools...

All right, back to the game.

All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

All right, Boggle warriors.

All right, break's over.

All right, enough chitchat. Let's destroy something.

All right, fine.

All right, give me, give me. I wanna kill the guard captain.

All right, goodbye.

All right, hold on.

All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.

All right, I heard "yes," so....

All right, I think we've got a prototype ready to test. Hand me that Tupperware.

All right, I will give you my bed on one condition.

All right, I'll see what I can do.

All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

All right, it's shredded. What do you want me to do?

All right, it's time to raise the roof. Ooh ooh.

All right, just one thing before we start.

All right, let me put it this way. Your gross receipts on this one order...

All right, let's say I go to dinner alone...

All right, Mother.

All right, now before you enter my bedroom unescorted...

All right, pencils down.

All right, Penny. Let me take this opportunity to point out...

All right, Sheldon, calm down. I'll call the building manager.

All right, so shh. Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.

All right, team, open up your practice kits.

All right, that's it.

All right, that's the last servo.

All right, the Three Musketeers just became the Dynamic Duo.

All right, then.

All right, then.

All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero Gravity...

All right, this is cruel.

All right, we begin initial assembly and deployment of the testing equipment...

All right, what if we use this two inch PVC to reinforce the center cross support?

All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat.

All right, what's next?

All right, where are these amazing shrimp?

All right, yeah, I'll play along.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, come on.

All right. I didn't know. I'm sorry.

All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:

All right. Leonard went to the office.

All right. Let's go to the comic book store.

All right. Sheldon, why is tapioca ?

All right. That last interest strikes me as the least objectionable.

All right. These theaters have to be eliminated.

All right. Uh, what's new with you?

All right. Well, off the top of my head...

All right. Well, we got your body lotion, your In Style magazine, your jewelry box.

All right. You drive a hard bargain...

All the while knowing that there's a paint pellet out there with your name on it.

Alone?

Alrighty? Koothrappali out.

Also a good plan.

Also today we have a fresh caught Alaska salmon...

Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

Although I do have to live a little in the future because, well, that's my job.

Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.

Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.

Amazing Spider Man, Ultimate Spider Man, Spectacular Spider Man...

Amazing. An intelligent Labradoodle.

Amazon offers one day rush.

An aspect of my most appealing trait:

An opera singer, the cast of Stomp.

An outmoded theory, of course.

An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...

Anaïïs and Giselle are sunbathing.

And a large number of people will believe it never happened.

And a three hour dinner with Penny.

And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup...

And afterward, I'll take you all out for Chinese.

And begin.

And by the way, the blood pressure cuff is called a sphygmomanometer.

And don't make too much eye contact.

And don't worry, that's not a secret.

And don't worry, this is all entirely confidential...

And finally, its main ingredient is paneer...

And for our suddenly back on the Hindu wagon Raj...

And for what? So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?

And frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.

And FYI, you'd be lucky to have me as daughter in law.

And he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.

And he almost made it to the top this time.

And he needs your assistance.

And he told me his name was Kimberly.

And he was 9 feet tall and he took my pants off and you said

And how are you this fine evening?

And how much profit do you make per Penny Blossom?

And I don't even know what a duvet is, but I'm sure if I did I wouldn't want one.

And I have to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so....

And I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.

And I said, oh, Penny...

And I say europium.

And I say magnesium.

And I told you I wanted to see a doctor's note.

And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth.

And I'm gonna leave, so namaste.

And I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.

And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.

And if I have to hear about it again, I'm gonna kick him in his ovaries.

And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15...

And if we're going to abandon that, why even call it Thursday?

And if you don't answer the phone, we can't know.

And in our building, neighbors come and go.

And it is well established...

And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up.

And it's not even a school night!

And Jiminy Crockett at the Alamo?

And just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.

And look at some of these things.

And mythological.

And now we've got McCoy.

And now you finally have an answer.

And once a mind is pre blown, it cannot be re blown.

And people will write books about me.

And plus you got a rapid prototyper. That's an expensive piece of equipment.

And pull out slowly into traffic.

And RadioShack.

And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple A batteries.

And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple A batteries.

And Sarah Connor.

And she ate a fly.

And she touched my food.

And she's a highly distinguished surgical resident at Fremont Memorial.

And she's proving to be a valuable roommate.

And take down that camera.

And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager...

And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...

And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

And that's based on the inherent credit worthiness...

And that's delightful.

And that's not a bathing suit, it's a tan line.

And the director is brilliant.

And the older couple with the mouse ears, I have no idea.

And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.

And then I picked you up by your ankles...

And then I start to pull it out of your mouth and say:

And then I started thinking maybe I should talk to you first.

And then never, ever watch it.

And then rate of speed equals distance over time.

And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth...

And then the subject got changed somehow.

And then we have to stop at Souplantation. It's Creamy Tomato Soup Day.

And then what?

And then when I run into you at the coffee shop...

And then when I was 14...

And then you never call me, so I call you, but you don't call me back.

And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.

And there are no more M's, because I believe that meitnerium...

And they live together and shower together...

And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.

And they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.

And this boy's picture in People Magazine...

And this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.

And this recurring thing on a soap.

And three, I don't like your attitude.

And we can modify Monte so that he's prepared.

And we descend into anarchy.

And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear...

And we haven't been able to connect by phone

And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you.

And when I was walking up those stairs a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it

And without that annoying ammonia urine smell.

And you can't tell me who might ask?

And you guys are going together. Great.

And you know about that stuff?

And you know what? I like him.

And you know, treat her with, like, cool detachment.

And you moved in anyway?

And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

And you say, "Manganese."

And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.

And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do?

And you wanna know the worst part? You don't understand what you did wrong...

And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous?

And you're going to let her handle my food?

And you're left with "Mendelevium."

And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.

And you're not available for video games during the ******* High Holidays.

And your answer cannot be "Because I forgot my flash drive."

And, you know, fear.

Anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Another fascinating example is the epaulet.

Another night?

Another waitress?

Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.

Any alterations except for breaking news...

Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully headed off...

Any questions?

Anyhow, on a scale of one to five...

Anything for a Greencard.com?

Anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.

Anything?

Anyway, because of my discovery...

Anyway, call me. It's Howard.

Anyway, I figure this is probably my last shot with Penny...

Anyway, I just figure it's time to slow things down...

Anyway, I was just wondering if you had any last minute advice.

Anyway, it got me thinking.

Anyway, should you have any interaction with her...

Anyway, when I was 8...

Anyway, you're aware that Leonard has entered into a new romantic relationship...

Anyways, you know how guys like this are.

Apologize? For what?

Apparently so.

Apparently, the camera loves me, and I, it.

Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.

Apparently, you did not know that the chef's salad...

Apples and oranges here, Sheldon.

Application?

Are all the machines taken?

Are all the machines taken?

Are they working on that?

Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment?

Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?

Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?

Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension characteristics...

Are you crazy?

Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?

Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?

Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?

Are you familiar with the development that resulted from Honoré Blanc's...

Are you from a TV series?

Are you ill?

Are you in all six Star Wars movies?

Are you insane?

Are you insane? Now she's gonna think I'm desperate.

Are you insane? The guy was wearing an eye patch.

Are you insane? You're not gonna party with them.

Are you joking?

Are you my grandmother?

Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing?

Are you saying that you've been holding back?

Are you Spock?

Are you Star Wars?

Are you suggesting another bout of stress release?

Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?

Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.

Are you trying to make small talk?

Are you upset?

Aren't I?

Aren't there any other options? There's not a lot of room.

Aren't you going to check your messages?

Aren't you gonna go talk to her?

Aren't you supposed to wait an hour?

Art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.

Article One, Section Three of our roommate agreement.

As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will...

As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will...

As the evening progresses, we will get better looking...

As the university did not permit me to bring the equipment we'll be using...

As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station...

As with my father, I both love and fear it.

As you can see...

Aside from a pro forma consummation of our marriage...

Ask me why.

Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours 11 minutes.

Assuming one is afflicted with such.

Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, which it isn't...

Assuming you've subscribed to a linear understanding of time and causality.

At best, they would've had some spiced wine.

At least he's off the train crap.

At least I have an egg. What do you have?

At least put it on mute.

At least take this with you.

At times.

Au contraire.

Auditioning with 50 other blondes for some stupid antidepressant commercial.

Auditioning with 50 other blondes for some stupid antidepressant commercial.

Aw, that sounds sweet.

Away from keyboard.

Aww.

Back in the 21 st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat backs upright...

Back in the pocket it goes.

Balderdash. Matter clearly consists of tiny strings.

Bam!

Bam.

Barkeep, Alexander me.

Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.

Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.

Based on the geometric progression...

Based on your academic record, any number of things, I would imagine.

Based on your cost of materials and your wholesale selling price...

Battlestar Galactica comes on tonight.

Be a little shy.

Be afraid of Penny. Nice, very crafty.

Be right back.

Be right back.

Beats me. They were playing all last night too.

Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone...

Because first rate minds call you "dumb ass."

Because he's upset over his situation with Penny.

Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.

Because love trumps hate.

Because this is not a spare part from the space station.

Because today's the day that stopped making sense.

Because we're going out again tomorrow

Because you chose your mother's veins over victory.

Because your proposal suggests that you don't.

Because, frankly, you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.

Because?

Bees.

Before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for Kryptonian tetherball?"

Before I could start, they told me I look too Midwest for the part.

Before it was digitally remastered.

Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.

Behold.

Believe me, any girl willing to play that, you don't wanna see naked.

Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.

Besides shortness, what genetic weaknesses run in your family?

Between him not talking, him talking, and him...

Big old five.

Bite me.

Black case, top compartment.

Black it is.

Booting.

Booyah.

Borrowed?

Bosoms would not have said, "Howdy," in the 15th century.

Both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother...

Bounced right off the tub.

Boy, I love him, but he is one serious whackadoodle.

Boy, I'll bet Ellen Page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.

Boy, she'll do, huh?

Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?

Boy, you suck.

Boy, you take all the fun out of it for me.

Boy, your heart's racing.

Boys, I've got a question for you. Who in this room discovered a star?

Break out the Red Bull. It's time to rock "Mario" old school.

Brilliant.

Brisket party. B to the R to the l S K.

Brown rice, not white? Stop at the grocery and get the mustard?

Built in 1956 and originally known as the Santa Fe Lounge Car, the lower level

But

But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not.

But again, if you could let me know about Friday...

But as delicious as the appetizer might be...

But back to you. You think you're some sort of smooth talking ladies' man...

But based on everything I've observed about us...

But based on NASA's latest timetable, they won't get there for 35 years.

But based on the quality of his work, I'd strongly recommend...

But before I go...

But before we set up a marketing infrastructure...

But certainly not B, avocado rancher.

But consider this.

But don't worry, there will be a briefing.

But every time I talk to her about moving out, she cries and we have sex.

But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de bus.

But he controls the new Open Science Grid computer...

But he still wouldn't shut up, so tag, you're it.

But I am convinced that the reason I cannot master...

But I can't take the bus. They don't have seat belts.

But I didn't spoil anything.

But I don't drive and I can't take the bus.

But I don't have a problem.

But I just I think it'd be a nice gesture on your part.

But I sense that's not longer an option.

But I'm bigger than that.

But I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss...

But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions.

But I'm not going home. It's Wednesday.

But I'm not.

But if I'm able to detect slow moving magnetic monopoles there...

But if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics...

But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory...

But if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques...

But if you're dead set on a comic book, try this.

But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of 50's in Green Lantern's ass.

But is this really the best way to figure it out?

But it all worked out, right?

But it was worth it. I've made substantial progress in bonding with Kripke...

But it's 1:00. You were going to show me your laboratory at 1:00.

But my car is in the shop and I have to be at Universal in 45 minutes.

But next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're going to a bar.

But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction."

But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty.

But probably in a different way.

But probably in a different way.

But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing.

But returning to your key conundrum, you should call a locksmith.

But she defected back to North Korea...

But she did dump you.

But she didn't. Not one word.

But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this.

But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response...

But since you've become a permanent member...

But the boy did spend most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.

But the fact is, I'll need a support team and the three of you are my first choice.

But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk.

But the sign and tape are covered with a layer of dust which indicates...

But then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know:

But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on Tuesday nights?

But this?

But this? This is a deal breaker.

But trust me, you don't want it for a steady diet.

But we're friends.

But we're leaving soon and I needed to talk to you.

But what about a recreational activity?

But what if you need it?

But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?

But why are you doing it on the stairs?

But why don't I run away and you cover me?

But why should I cater to second rate minds?

But you didn't discover him. You merely noticed he was here...

But you do bring up an interesting point. I don't have to break new ground here.

But you finished your experiment a week ago.

But you have the con.

But, come on. What about the living organism of the work force...

But, look, Penny's home.

But, Mom.

But, Mommy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.

But, Sheldon, without your insight and leadership, this enterprise will surely fail.

But, sure, calcium sulfate could work.

But, uh, no, the rover is not responding.

But, um, I think for now Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends.

But, yeah, you did.

But, you know, let me about it and get back to you, okay?

But, you know, the thing is, before you guys went out...

Butt print. There's no discernible butt print.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

By "moving on," you mean she's going out with other men...

By comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.

By making constipated moose sounds?

By some guys in Budapest. I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.

By the way, did I tell you Leslie pulled strings and got me on the trip to Geneva...

By the way, my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.

By the way, my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.

Bye bye.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Penny. Have fun.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic particle thing.

Call me.

Call me.

Calm down. We'll figure it out.

Camouflaging bald spots. That's primarily a male concern.

Can I assume that you've likewise found the experience...?

Can I at least have the upper GI?

Can I have your phone number?

Can I help you?

Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing...

Can I make you a cup of tea?

Can I make you a cup of tea?

Can I sit wherever I want?

Can I take one where it looks like we're making out?

Can we please just go in? My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.

Can you come? Oh, great.

Can you drive me to Pottery Barn?

Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?

Can you open this for me?

Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?

Can you?

Can't we just postpone it till the spring?

Can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas.

Can't you be a little bit flexible?

Captain, I'm getting an unusual reading.

Careful. If you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.

Celebrate your 30 Under 30 thing. Right, Sheldon?

Change is never fine. They say it is, but it's not.

Check out his latest Twitters.

Check your messages.

Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger.

Cherry, please.

Chinese food, vintage video games.

Chosen by science.

Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot.

Classified, Leonard.

Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.

Clearly, I'm 14 days too early.

Click.

Close enough. Come on.

Code red, the hospital emergency alert? The computer worm?

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on, bath stuff. It's perfect

Come on, do I really have to?

Come on, don't let him get to you. It's Kripke.

Come on, don't nitpick.

Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero.

Come on, I think I have decaf.

Come on, I'll help you pick something.

Come on, it's Christmas. Just give me this one.

Come on, it's easy. He'll even tell you what to say.

Come on, it's just a video game and we suck at it.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, please. He's so big.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.

Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

Come on, they're doing everything for you because you're leading them on.

Come on, this is huge. Raj is gonna be in People Magazine...

Come on. Is that really necessary?

Come on. What do I have to do?

Come on. When you were on TV in Firefly, you were actually in space.

Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle.

Come to papa, you un kosher delight.

Come, Leonard.

Come.

Comforting is a part of leadership.

Comforting is a part of leadership.

Comics are feeble attempts at humor...

Coming right up.

Coming, Kripke.

Common complaint among men.

Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.

Compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.

Congratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan.

Congratulations, you're officially one of us.

Congratulations.

Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created.

Cool T shirt.

Cool.

Cool. So are you in a loft now?

Corn dogs didn't come into existence till the first half of the 20th century.

Could you give me some guidance how to proceed?

Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this?

Court martial, schmort martial.

Creepy good or creepy bad?

Creepy, Howard.

Curious George is a monkey.

Curious George.

Cute dresses.

Dah! Where's the lime?

Damn it, damn it, damn it.

Damn it, I had lysine and changed it.

Damn it.

Damn it. I slipped.

Damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.

Damn. There's always a catch.

Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.

Davy Crockett. Jiminy Crockett was a cricket.

Dear God, no.

DEFCON 1 is a crisis.

DEFCON 5? Well, there's no need to rush.

Delightful. I don't know what you're doing right now...

Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?

Depends. Do you like it?

Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is a court martial offense.

Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man.

Despite my aggressive letter writing campaign, I might add.

Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant...

Despite what the name suggests...

Did ? Oh, I'm sorry.

Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hair dresser?

Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo? Did Jim Bowie?

Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?

Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?

Did he pay you back?

Did he say why?

Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?

Did it when I was 4.

Did someone just feel a cold breeze?

Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?

Did you ask for the chicken to be diced, not shredded?

Did you bring the dehydrated low sodium soy sauce?

Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

Did you enjoy the footnote where I illustrate mirror symmetry by likening it...

Did you forget your key?

Did you get the part?

Did you know the beret is an example...

Did you know the word pumpernickel comes from the German words pumper and knickel.

Did you make fun of trains?

Did you pay your cable bill?

Did you remember to ask for the chicken to be diced not shredded?

Did you see Stargate where they found themselves on a planet...

Did you see the new budget memo this morning?

Did you shut the TV off in the middle of the Deep Space Nine...

Did you walk the whole way? It's a little chilly.

Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less...

Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?

Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and you'd have to make other arrangements?

Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends?

Disneyland can suck it.

Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?

Do I get a mention...

Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?

Do I have to?

Do me a favor, tell Koothrappali that next time you see him.

Do the shrimpers feature in your story?

Do those look familiar?

Do we need to talk, or do we need to talk.

Do you ?

Do you ? Let's go.

Do you believe him?

Do you believe him?

Do you guys remember Penny's ex boyfriend Kurt?

Do you have a second? I need to ask you something.

Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics?

Do you have any books about making friends?

Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates...

Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?

Do you know 98 other people that might wanna come?

Do you know he writes poetry?

Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?

Do you know what the most common street name is?

Do you know where I was all morning?

Do you realize what this means?

Do you see any conversational path that would take us from where we are now...

Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?

Do you speak Klingon?

Do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating...

Do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk?

Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments?

Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date?

Do you wanna go again?

Do you wanna go to the comic book store, maybe see a movie?

Does a man with my intellectual gifts play paintball on weekends?

Does he give up the pawn or give up the position?

Does he provide her with health insurance?

Does it really matter who or what he's with?

Does that mean nothing to you?

Does that sound like castanets to you?

Does this look like Olive Garden?

Doesn't anyone wanna know where he's going?

Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way...

Doing what?

Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.

Don't be ridiculous. You love trains.

Don't be silly. I borrowed one of your pillowcases.

Don't be.

Don't come in here. Don't come in here. Don't come in here. Don't

Don't come in, Ma.

Don't feel bad, Leonard. Negative results are still results.

Don't feel bad, Penny. It's a classic rookie mistake.

Don't forget the male pattern baldness

Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it.

Don't hurt us, don't hurt us, don't hurt us.

Don't look at me like that. Everybody knows that's my spot.

Don't look up, there's cameras.

Don't patronize me. Just get the sword.

Don't read those letters.

Don't say it like that, Leonard. Say it like, "We're taking the train!"

Don't sit in his spot.

Don't talk back to your mother. This trip is much too dangerous.

Don't talk to me like I'm a child.

Don't think that's where it was.

Don't try to deny it.

Don't turn it off. You might miss your call from Nobel...

Don't wanna hear another word out of you.

Don't worry, I can take good care of your friend.

Don't worry, they only stay on your record for a year.

Don't worry. I've kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.

Don't worry. They're more scared of you than you are of them.

Don't yell at me. I'm not manufacturing. I'm just web design.

Don't you get it? You keep going along with his insanity, you're encouraging him.

Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero Gravity Human Waste Distribution System?

Don't you think if a woman was living with me, I'd be the first one to know?

Don't you think you should tell him you're not interested?

Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?

Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste.

Dr. Cooper, Dr. Winkle apologizes.

Dr. Cooper, I have to tell you, your friends are holding you back.

Dr. Cooper, I've read everything you've published.