The Big Bang Theory (2007) - Season 12 Edit

A Absolutely

A after all these years,

A And that's coming from me.

A and this is her term abducted.

A Aren't you gonna eat one?

A best friend growing up named Tam?

A big paintball game together.

A bunch of people parachute onto an island

A cavalryman crossing

A champagne with a packet of Splenda in it.

A charity sent me a nickel...

A couple hundred hours of your life.

A crazy person in a cape doesn't count.

A day, a week. I don't know!

A few weeks ago, someone told us about your paper,

A flute, a letter opener,

A hug.

A jerk to Leibniz, and Leibniz, who was a jerk to everyone.

A key to Howard and Bernadette's place?

A lead investigator on a plasma team,

A little better, if you can believe it.

A little hurt, but you wouldn't know, because I'm too nice.

A little shorter, but as we age that happens to all of us.

A little swagger in your step?

A locket.

A loft downtown.

A lot of bad stuff about me

A lot of crying.

A lot of dreams came true today.

A lot of people have been asking that.

A minimum of two women think I'm attractive.

A new pair of underwear, just in case.

A nice change of pace from what I usually draw.

A Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile.

A nuisance, an encumbrance or an encroachment,

A perfectly ordinary table knife.

A person whose emotional weak point you haven't found yet.

A photon entanglement team.

A press tour trying to take credit for super asymmetry.

A pretty awesome bachelor party planned for this weekend.

A pseudo random schedule. Yeah, and do you know why

A raccoon was stealing my cheese of the month club.

A reception for you and Dr. Fowler

A Russian paper that seems to disprove super asymmetry.

A standing desk. Denied!

A Swede can be your friend for life."

A team of physicists confirmed super asymmetry.

A temporary sabbatical

A theory of super asymmetry

A vegetarian with a master's degree from Cornell

A very hard time. What hard time?

A very long con indeed.

A Viking funeral.

A... a toast to Sheldon and Amy

Aah,

Aah, you were right. We're way too close.

About a week ago.

About celebrities who play D&D.

About experimenting with them the same day

About going to India for my wedding?

About heading up your sales team, and she said

About his Nobel Prize win

About his plagiarism.

About how things smell, feel and sound.

About how you looked and acted so that your victory was mine.

About our Pemberton and Campbell situation.

About someone, should we keep it to ourselves or expose them?

About the aliens you found.

About the apartment. You said...

About their theory being disproved.

About this Pemberton and Campbell publicity blitz.

About to shoot some dancing jackass.

About traditional Amish barn raising.

About what anyone else wanted?

About what Hulk would be like if he were made of metal.

About what it's like to be in the running for a Nobel Prize.

About when he was in space and I thought I could turn it

About when he was in space and I thought I could turn it

About when it's okay to break the rules,

About where it is, but it'll take

About you not wanting to give me grandbabies?

About your costumes.

Abracadabra.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. He won't do it. It's totally illegal.

Absolutely not. If the King of Sweden hands me a medal,

Absolutely not. Sheldon, come home.

Absolutely. Do you know if they have permits for the balcony?

Absolutely. Hey, maybe we can go find Nemo together.

Absolutely. It's to protect us in case of injury

According to my mother,

According to Nobel Prize winning economist Herbert Simon,

Accuse you of being too pretty, Penny can help you through it

Actually, 3 D kind of makes me queasy.

Actually, Amy,

Actually, could I...?

Actually, finances and taxes.

Actually, I don't care.

Actually, I have to grab my son and head to the airport.

Actually, I I need to talk to both of you about your paper.

Actually, I I need to talk to both of you about your paper.

Actually, I invited Bert before Stuart,

Actually, I'm looking for the bathroom.

Actually, I'm not on the clock today.

Actually, I've been looking forward to staying with you.

Actually, it doesn't depend. Just no.

Actually, it doesn't matter, I'm jealous of both.

Actually, one second.

Actually, that's one of the reasons I called.

Actually, the way y you've always made me feel.

Actually, this is much safer than driving a car.

Actually, yeah.

Actually, yes, do you have any better notes on this project?

Actually... no.

Affect my life.

After a short word from our sponsor.

After all the crap I've put up with,

After all these years, you'd think I would have learned.

After I've talked to Leonard,

After last night, I got to thinking

After the first couple, you don't even feel it.

Against their will?

Agreed, although I did have

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil.

Ah

Ah, another reason why we don't do this more often.

Ah, Beverly, there you are.

Ah, cool. Huh.

Ah, great. You can help me whittle it down to 90 minutes.

Ah, it was great. We went to an improv show.

Ah, it's okay.

Ah, let me answer that with a question.

Ah, look, I'm sorry that I freaked out.

Ah, maybe.

Ah, President Siebert.

Ah, shouldn't we mind our own business?

Ah, so it works.

Ah, sorry, I I I can't tell you that.

Ah, this is live information

Ah, we're happy we can help.

Ah, well, you know, I've been taking vitamins.

Ah, yes. It's right next to the laxative booth.

Ah! Now I have said too much!

Ah.

Ah. I'd be happy to.

Ah. Not surprising, the Windy City.

Ah...

All all three of these proposals have merit.

All breakthroughs happen by accident.

All Hallows' Eve thus, Halloween.

All I can tell you is that the building codes

All I need for my job is right here. Hmm?

All I see is a yellow smudge.

All I'm saying is

All my friends hanging out, watching Ellen.

All of them!

All of them.

All of you.

All of your friends are married,

All right

All right,

All right, a all right, here I go.

All right, are you ready?

All right, bagels down. Before we head to the airport,

All right, bring it in.

All right, but I'm telling you

All right, can we go eat now?

All right, everyone's suited up.

All right, fine. Go, get out of here.

All right, give it a shot.

All right, great, can we go?

All right, Hofstadter,

All right, Hofstadter, here's all the proof you need.

All right, I got to head out to my drawing class.

All right, I take Bernadette.

All right, I'll tell you.

All right, I'll tell you. Uh...

All right, I'm gonna tell you again.

All right, I've kept you in suspense long enough.

All right, it's it's like

All right, lay it on us.

All right, let's get our story straight:

All right, let's go.

All right, let's go. Sorry.

All right, look, um...

All right, now I'm sure some of you are wondering,

All right, now we all know what we need to do.

All right, now what?

All right, now, I'm sure some of you

All right, on today's episode,

All right, our next guests

All right, Professor Proton fans,

All right, that's it, this is Outbreak and she's the monkey.

All right, the choices are get shot at

All right, this is another one of my favorite places,

All right, we need two teams.

All right, well, guess I'll just read a little

All right, well, guess I'll just read a little

All right, well, I don't want to spoil anything,

All right, well, it's a bit late,

All right, well, they're already dead. There's nothing we can do.

All right, well, this is embarrassing,

All right, well, when you're done, let me know,

All right, well, why don't you go to bed.

All right, well, wish me luck.

All right, well, you know who doesn't need to stay?

All right, why don't you pick first?

All right? Bernadette has been feeling fried at home,

All right? You're great at what you do.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Fine, you can shoot me.

All right. I can't believe they canceled Vampire Diaries

All right. I respect your decision.

All right. I'm just worried

All right. Let me ask you a question.

All right. Let's keep thinking.

All right. You need a ride?

All rightie.

All set. 8:30.

All the other dumb things you love.

All the smart things I say, and you remember the dumb one.

All the things you have in common?

All the time? I only remember being invited to one.

All the time. Ms. Davis is great.

All the times I thought about winning,

All the work they've done and do it over.

All these at one time seemed fanciful.

All this change is just too much.

All this time I've been angry at you

All those pageants I did as a kid

All women, Amy, and you're blowing it.

All you need to do

All your action figures are on fire.

Almost every time he goes downstairs.

Almost like he was guilty or something

Aloha.

Along the shore. It's in the name.

Also me.

Also, I changed my mind.

Also, if you get a chance to sneak into Hall H,

Although difficult at times,

Although I will enjoy watching her expose

Although I'm exceptionally tall, and you're exceptionally...

Although our current Halloween customs

Although that cinnamon roll does smell good

Although,

Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift

Although, he's so tall he bangs his head

Although, Sheldon, maybe it could be an experiment

Although, someday,

Although, technically,

Although, when you think about it,

Always wanted to be the principal investigator

Am I really this frumpy?

Am I right?

Am I safe to assume you talking to me now

Am I supposed to be calling you Dad?

Am I sure? Is basalt a mafic extrusive igneous rock formed

Am I? Maybe it's just my poor people skills.

Amazing how it all comes back.

Amazing.

Amy and I are married, and I never talk to her family.

Amy and I did this together,

Amy asked me to water her plants.

Amy please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out.

Amy said she couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner

Amy, are you busy?

Amy, do you think I'm always correcting other people?

Amy, grab your meat. We're leaving in a huff.

Amy, how is this big glass shaft going to aid our marriage?

Amy, I just feel like we're going in circles.

Amy, let the man speak.

Amy, this is important.

Amy, we won the Nobel Prize in Physics.

Amy, why don't you kick us off.

Amy, why would you tell your mother

Amy, would you like to shoot the arrow?

Amy, would you like to shoot the arrow?

Amy, you're a neuroscientist

Amy?

Amy?

Amy?

Amy.

Amy. Amy. Amy.

Amy. Thank goodness you're home

Amy. Wake up. Amy.

Amy's best friend

Amy's crazy, you are a delight.

An elderly rock and roll musician named Neil Young.

An emotional meltdown so she's forced

An enemies list when he was a kid.

An espresso machine? I don't think so. Denied!

An inelegance to the quadrupole normalization of Smoot's data.

An invaluable part of my entourage

An official complaint, but if they do have a permit,

An old, dirty liar.

And a bathmat.

And a billion things about you incorrectly.

And a drinking solution.

And a dungeon with over 30 rooms left unexplored

And a few of us who did, but it's only 'cause

And a full time job, I'm sure you're too busy.

And a little Idris Elba.

And a little picture of Sheldon in it.

And a little thank you gift for your shopping buddy

And a potpourri of popular podcasts.

And a toilet seat.

And after what he did to me. Can you believe it?

And all you can do is be there for them.

And allow the universal energy field

And also really weird, right?

And Amy never joins us for Sunday dinners

And an astronaut. Come on, you can buy me a cup of coffee,

And and come on, it's a, it's a cute story.

And and old.

And and she called me out for being mean?

And and the thermostat has to be set

And and we could bury it somewhere.

And and what better gift to give you than the gift

And and, uh, this really tall guy named Kareem.

And answers for you.

And apparently, I'm the ladies' man.

And as scientists, we can't

And as scientists, we need to remain open

And as your fellow scientists, we support you and Amy.

And ask that question.

And ask the New Testament God to forgive us?

And at a certain point, the fear of losing her goes away?

And back to the mean voice.

And be my roommate. Then,

And best of all, you can't use the Internet to cheat.

And boom.

And build his cognitive life back up on firm principles.

And by "we,"

And by calming down, I've taken away the one thing

And by the way,

And certainly not Sheldon.

And completely unforeseen development.

And cymbals.

And decide what font we want to use.

And depending on what you want to build,

And did you give it to him? Did you give him his stuff?

And didn't solve a thing.

And discovered America instead?

And divisible by three

And do some damage control.

And does not bear the weight of further examination." Hmm.

And doesn't think that he has anything

And doing research for my book on how various

And Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present...

And Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, a pair of real life scientists

And Dr. Sheldon Cooper

And Dr. Sheldon Cooper

And each of them reflects one thing about you correctly

And even I have to let him smell my hand first.

And everyone laughed.

And fight it out to be the last man standing.

And finally dumped him when he wanted to become a midwife.

And find a life partner by bowing

And for a long time, I didn't.

And for using the word "subsume,"

And get comfortable, 'cause i it's a long list.

And great friends.

And guess what's underneath this?

And hair that goes from "office" to "on the town" in minutes.

And Halley, bless her heart,

And has five healthy boys:

And have some parfait?

And he can't leave until he solves his own murder.

And he finds the new you tiresome.

And he invoked section three, article five

And he just lifted it up, one hand.

And he made it clear that he didn't want me to.

And he only bit me twice.

And he stopped by to pick it up.

And he turned the sprinklers on.

And he wants to do it his way, so...

And he'd be right.

And he's kind of creepy.

And help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi

And here on this page, where I'm crying.

And here we have the former hotel where Tesla

And his new balcony looks right down on our hot tub,

And honestly, that's not a good enough reason.

And honestly...

And how does it feel to be married to a Nobel Prize winner?

And how we can better move forward.

And I accepted,

And I am paying for it today.

And I can eat cheese without clearing out a room.

And I can't even comfort myself by stroking

And I can't turn on the night light

And I did spy on her, but I did not install it to spy on her.

And I did that with a stupid product name and no assistant.

And I didn't take your feelings into consideration at all.

And I do want to get married.

And I do want to get married.

And I don't think she's...

And I don't understand what's going on

And I don't want our kids

And I don't want to feel left out.

And I forgive myself for taking so long to do it.

And I forgive you.

And I guess it would be hard raising kids

And I had no idea we were fighting, so it was easy.

And I had to move out here all by myself.

And I have Amazon Prime.

And I have such teeny, tiny legs.

And I have to stay single?

And I I don't know if I'm up for it.

And I just want to make sure it still works.

And I just wanted you to know that.

And I know because I have the textbook.

And I left money for food on the table.

And I look forward to hearing nothing about it.

And I look terrible.

And I love you.

And I made a series of bad decisions...

And I mean that in a good way.

And I might complain about my ex a lot.

And I need somebody to decide how we should disburse them.

And I need someone who's up to it.

And I never thought I did.

And I probably should,

And I really don't want to.

And I really thought I was over it,

And I really want to live with her.

And I regret that.

And I said I didn't want to do it.

And I said I want a more expensive one.

And I say fewer people will be dressed as superheroes

And I sent you that fancy box of pears

And I should take over your lab in the interim.

And I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did?

And I stand by it.

And I think it was a home run.

And I think it's important

And I think this is the push that we need.

And I thought it was

And I told her she was being silly,

And I told Howard he could be a part

And I totally didn't.

And I want to say

And I want you to know I'm really proud

And I want you to know, I think I could be that man.

And I wanted to control everything

And I wanted to see if you could use your connections

And I was scared for you, but also proud.

And I was scared the whole time.

And I was so bad at it.

And I was using you to make myself feel better.

And I was wondering if you were interested in playing.

And I wasn't being malicious.

And I wasn't his dad.

And I watched you sniff Joe's hair when he wasn't looking.

And I will not be part of an award

And I will roll up my sleeves

And I wish you were coming with me.

And I would like to sincerely apologize.

And I would say to her,

And I'd argue that's more whimsical than stupid.

And I'd be right

And I'd like to apologize on behalf of Dr. Cooper

And I'll be there in a minute.

And I'll evaluate it based on its merits.

And I'll tell you about both.

And I'm afraid that if we go too fast, I am gonna mess it up.

And I'm allowed to enjoy it

And I'm always chilly.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm finally just... I'm I'm ready to settle down.

And I'm glad that I helped lead you to this moment.

And I'm going to allow it.

And I'm gonna say it again.

And I'm gonna sweep Ms. Poppins' chimney.

And I'm married to her,

And I'm not just talking about Dame Judi Dench.

And I'm sorry about that.

And I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you.

And I'm supposed to be living on my own at this age,

And I'm supposed to save myself until then.

And I'm taking it seriously.

And I've really been laying on the guilt.

And if anybody tells you you can't, don't listen.

And if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements,

And if he brings it up, change the subject

And if I can forgive her for putting ketchup on her eggs,

And if I can't get that at Caltech,

And if I'm being honest with you,

And if it makes you feel

And if it makes you feel better, Penny and I will come

And if someone gives you green eggs, it ends

And if that means cancelling the wedding, we cancel the wedding.

And if that means getting my hands dirty, so be it.

And if that means I have to do something shady

And if that wets your whistle, you know where to find me.

And if that's what she wants to do, then yeah.

And if we do lose,

And if you don't want me to do it, I won't.

And if you think some pep talk can fix that,

And imagine the set of incorrect things

And in my nightmares

And in the field of physics,

And instead of Mickey, I had my picture taken

And instead of Sandra Bullock, it has sadness.

And intimacy is a part of that.

And it deserved it, sir.

And it is encroaching on your property line.

And it is glowing. They loved you.

And it seems like it might be time.

And it turned out... fine.

And it was all for nothing.

And it was great.

And it was Nutella.

And it was really our discovery.

And it won't burn a hole in your wallet, either!

And it's a lot to process.

And it's an honor to be auditioning at the Magic Castle.

And it's easier to say I can't spend time with her

And it's gone.

And it's gonna be hard to forget you said that.

And it's gonna ruin the greatest day of my life.

And it's hard to date because I work so much.

And it's hard to see you give up on that.

And it's not really experimenting on the kids.

And it's not smart to put us both in danger.

And it's not weather girl, it's weather woman.

And it's silly to hold a grudge.

And its quantum efficiency is off the charts.

And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger.

And jump out of the plane. Yeah.

And just like you, I was wearing a full diaper.

And just roll through the meat section.

And keeping them up all night; it's not important.

And Kevin Campbell.

And last but not least,

And learned what the meaning of love was.

And Leonard just stood there with a big, dumb smile on his face,

And looking and looking.

And looking for a new best friend?

And lying is one of the main side effects.

And make her marry you.

And making love.

And marigolds than I expected.

And marketing strategy for Inflamminex.

And maybe it'll come to us.

And me when I was running from Denise.

And meet amazing people who were gonna respect you,

And moving forward, may the best team win.

And my brother's ex wife.

And my dad has grown to really...

And my favorite thing to eat is grilled cheese.

And my future bride, Anu,

And my other family,

And my sister.

And my star of NPR Science Friday

And my two dearest friends in the world,

And neither can I.

And no, I don't plant my friends,

And not an imposter, what am I thinking of?

And not just Harry, everyone onstage.

And not just to the university.

And not quirky. More like quirky.

And now even Amy's changed.

And now I'm doing a victory dance.

And now I'm worried he's just gonna

And now it's all gone. I'm devastated.

And now look at

And now she's changing

And now someone's gonna come in and take it over?

And now that they're expecting,

And now there is a completely different woman

And now you bought Aquaman. Good choice.

And now you don't risk losing to those idiots.

And now you guys have this cool meteorite project.

And now you want to move to the world?

And now you're a good boy!

And now you're mad at Leonard

And now,

And now, I still was.

And now, instead of losing our jobs,

And of course he is.

And on and on and on.

And one day you say, "Let's make this interesting,"

And one large vegetable.

And our data made absolutely no sense.

And part two:

And Penny's apparently in the gym all the time,

And people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up,

And pick something I want to do that she also wants to do,

And please, if you have any problems, any questions,

And pretty.

And properly note them in our bibliography,

And remember that I laughed at your "zone zone" joke.

And roast it over a campfire,

And ruin it for everyone.

And said we can't go to sleep angry.

And saw Tom Hanks talking to his gardener.

And see if you can add the words, "That'll show 'em

And see whatever movie you guys want to see

And seek solace in the arms of a heavily muscled longshoreman.

And send it to them right now.

And send the message that he can get what he wants

And Sesame Street Letter School,

And she accused me of being condescending.

And she didn't want to disappoint you.

And she made me happy.

And she made me realize that what you said

And she said that she never stopped you

And she said to look in this lost and found box.

And she said yes.

And she's a neuroscientist.

And she's a neuroscientist.

And she's genuinely proud.

And she's gonna take us all down with her.

And she's right here.

And Sheldon stays here and holds down the fort.

And shoot it with a flaming arrow?

And showing up at a costume party

And since you really, really want to go,

And slide it over to me?

And slowly spin a toy

And some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear.

And some makeup and a new wardrobe

And some people to move out and try to capture theirs.

And someone is

And sometimes that means doing what you got to do.

And somewhat self centered speech here.

And still fits in those very same jeans?"

And still fits in those very same jeans?"

And suddenly your minty fresh tongue is in my mouth?

And sweater vests and...

And talk about her day.

And teaches them swear words

And tell President Siebert this is what I want to do.

And tells them stories about what a weirdo their mother is.

And ten toes. Probably.

And thank you for making it so easy.

And that bothers you?

And that got me thinking,

And that he can prove it.

And that stone in front I bet it's quartz.

And that was a woman torn between two hunky vampires.

And that was the year we didn't have one.

And that works for you?

And that'll have to be "no frills,"

And that's a fact.

And that's what's important

And that's why I don't want to pressure you

And the answer to this is your new password.

And the best part is, Stuart showed it

And the blows keep coming.

And the bravery of Ryan Stone.

And the company put me in a nice place in Notting Hill.

And the first one comes out a little wonky.

And the fungus cleared right up.

And the idea that we may not win one, and that makes me angry,

And the kids are climbing all over me.

And the older baby prefers the dominant hand.

And the other can be solved by half a glass of chardonnay.

And the publication of your super asymmetry paper.

And the realization that Amy and I can do anything

And the shoes, the plane tickets.

And then I don't know go to sleep

And then after that, we're gonna watch

And then Andy said if we want privacy,

And then for years to come, you can tell others

And then he called me back in

And then I bought a boat.

And then I came up with three different scoring systems

And then I make hot, motionless love to you.

And then I'll come out here and laugh at your joke.

And then in a massage chair at the mall where I fell asleep.

And then post it on social media.

And then the ending was like...

And then the, the middle was great,

And then we can re evaluate based on our joint assets.

And then when I tried to say something,

And then you ask me 20 questions to try to determine

And then you can go get changed

And then you pride yourself on a job well done.

And then, furthermore, if we're entertaining rules

And then, they said it was $300.

And there's a lot more physics left to play.

And they better be the same two babies because I'll know.

And they didn't even notice.

And they got very excited.

And they like that I'm smart,

And they made a very compelling case.

And they say, for the best results,

And they used Stuart's.

And they want Caltech to do the same.

And they want me to start right away.

And they want that for their child.

And they want us to fill it with our memories.

And they were gonna pay us, and Penny freaked out about it.

And they'll know you weren't smart enough

And they're actually a little baggy.

And they're actually a little baggy.

And they're gonna be my family.

And they're interested in it.

And they're not filled with rue?

And they're there, and if anything happened,

And they're thinking of moving and selling their house.

And this is a high pulse laser with a BBO crystal.

And this is something that would make me happy

And this is the telescope room

And this is the telescope room

And this is: Dr

And this way, I get a laser.

And thought you might want to join us.

And thousands of fonts, but you don't hear me complaining.

And to be honest, I was on the fence at "us."

And tomorrow I'm gonna tell President Siebert

And tomorrow, a tour of the sites

And tomorrow?

And too much about Dr. Koothrappali

And took a little tumble down the stairs.

And tree shows up in Israel.

And trust me, it is magic.

And usually I take you on a trip through the stars,

And very gently told me that she wished the truck

And w will you call me Science Officer Cooper?

And waged a trade war against us?

And we are fortunate

And we didn't even know we did it!

And we do.

And we hate him.

And we have them available in Armenian, Chinese,

And we know Amy and Sheldon,

And we need someone we can trust.

And we ran into Zack.

And we realized that our failed experiment

And we took a run at Archimedes' water displacement,

And we wanted to win it, so that's on me.

And we were ready to take them down.

And we'll straighten this whole thing out.

And we're in.

And we're organizing a big media push.

And we're so excited about your work.

And we're the last two people alive, we're gonna,

And weird and has more jazz hands than magic.

And what do we call that?

And what what about this this thing?

And what would be a shorter way of saying that?