Seinfeld - Season 8 Edit

A barren, sterile existence that ends when you die?

A bomb threat? Why would l call in a bomb threat?

A bore.

A cab hops a curb:

A can of balls for the nice guy.

A catfight with Raquel Welch.

A friend of mine almost got beat up at that place by the Van Buren Boys.

A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub.

A hundred and ninety two minutes?

A little help?

A little less beady today.

A little notice would have helped. How many people?

A little.

A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.

A low rumple...

A low rumple...

A man could really get some thinking done.

A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

A short, stocky, bald man is streaking across the field.

A short, stocky, bald man is streaking across the field.

A simple joke from a simple man.

A story like that's gotta be true.

A tempting schmeer of authentic ******* delicacies.

A velvet scrunchie.

About a month ago we were here having lunch...

About a year ago. Wedding invitations.

About three years.

About what? How to calculate 5 percent of a restaurant check?

According to this, it took 1 0 hours.

Acne?

Actual Japanese viewers that loved the show.

Actually, I haven't heard from them yet.

Actually, I haven't read Tank McNamara yet.

Actually, I remember this one time.

Actually, I think I'm pretty clear on it.

Actually, I thought he was very professional.

Actually, I was kind of thinking...

Actually, I'm quite comfortable.

Actually, Jerry, you might know him. He's a comic too.

Actually, l kind of need to speak to you.

Actually, l'll take these nice, glossy ones.

Actually, maybe I could set my sights a little bit higher.

Actually, my parents are over, but would you like to meet them?

Actually, yeah, I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes.

Actually, yeah.

Adollar eighty nine. Why is this $1.89?

After five minutes, he'd come back, listen to what everyone said.

After one date.

After the song, babe.

Again, Mr. Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best.

Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge.

All I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a chicken.

All I have to do is call him up and sit down with him...

All of us?

All right

All right then.

All right, 7:30, got the place to myself.

All right, all right. I'll call Heather.

All right, all right. I'll wake them up.

All right, boys, send it in.

All right, come on, let's go. Thanks, buddy.

All right, fine. I'll just cross and meet him.

All right, George, I'll be honest.

All right, George, you can handle that.

All right, get out.

All right, here we go.

All right, how about this? You're abducted by aliens.

All right, I gotta go back to the hospital.

All right, I have had it with those Mayans.

All right, I have to go.

All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.

All right, Jerry, but l can figure it out by myself any way you want.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Peterman Reality Tour.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's start this whole thing over.

All right, listen. Have you seen my addre ?

All right, look. I got an idea.

All right, look. Wait. Wait. Kramer. Wait a minute. You are not going in.

All right, Miss Benes. This doesn't look too serious.

All right, Mr. Chiles, you'll have our offer by tomorrow.

All right, Mr. Seinfeld...

All right, Newman, this is it.

All right, Newman.

All right, no more stalling.

All right, one.

All right, partner. Let's get down to business.

All right, playtime's over.

All right, that's enough. l gotta go home and take a nap.

All right, that's it.

All right, that's it. I can't work like this.

All right, then, I was gonna wait to tell you this...

All right, what happened, Frank?

All right, whatever.

All right, you have a lucky day too.

All right! You win.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Admit it.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. Keep your towel on.

All right. Are you done with your little amusement?

All right. Bye.

All right. Come back to my party, please.

All right. Don't panic.

All right. Enough. Enough.

All right. Excuse me.

All right. Good, good.

All right. I gotta go to the airport and pick up Elaine.

All right. I think that's enough for today.

All right. I will see you boys later.

All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

All right. It is cavity time.

All right. l'll be right there.

All right. l'm gonna need a clean eight ounce glass.

All right. Let's do it, huh?

All right. Let's get to it.

All right. Let's move. Move! Move! Move!

All right. Look, Elaine's here. I gotta get going.

All right. lt's been a long night.

All right. Now, remember she got her nails done today...

All right. Oh, this is shaping up.

All right. Okay, now what are we going to do?

All right. See? We got something there.

All right. Shut up.

All right. So let's do something later.

All right. So what?

All right. Spill it, Jerome.

All right. That's not bad. Now get over here.

All right. Then they stay. Let me ask you a ques

All right. Then, Jerry, if that's not what it is, you tell me. What is it?

All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen

All right. Well, do you still wanna see a movie later?

All right. Well....

All right. Which one is Julie?

All right. Who's dancing?

All right. You are not gonna believe what Kramer did to my mattress.

All right. You can eat, but machines do everything else.

All right. You're beyond stink.

All right...

All starches are a scam.

All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well, he went home, all right.

All you gotta do is You gotta jiggle it with this screwdriver.

Allison spoke to me and she wanted me to speak to you.

Allison spoke to me and she wanted me to speak to you.

Allison, hi.

Allow me.

Allow me.

Also endowed.

Also internal problems.

Although I still get the vibe every once in a while.

Although if there was something there, it might be pretty scary.

Although the whole story kind of comes apart at the end there.

Although, I have a hunch you mean it.

Although, I might replace her tortoise clip...

Am I finally getting a baby brother?

Am I going? It was three nights ago.

An airline for all the stupid little peanut jokes?

And a light and a

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.

And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.

And also much like me, Susie hated going to the market.

And Anna digs the bad boy.

And at Brandt Leland, I'm getting things done.

And because he didn't have any insurance...

And before I invest millions in a lucrative mine...

And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

And between you, me and the lamppost, and the desk...

And by the way, when you get to that chapter about romantic escapades...

And by then you've lost interest.

And check this out. I go to pick up my pictures and she says:

And don't forget your steamed broccoli.

And each of us would only have to be, like, a half man.

And finally the library, which has just been refurbished...

And fondled his muscled heart

And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

And he also knows that finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything.

And he is a friend, Jerry.

And he won't share Desperado.

And he yada yada ed me.

And he's 1/64 Mayan.

And he's growing it in just for me.

And here:

And here:

And here's a little roll...

And here's something I just found out recently.

And I booked Christopher Cross.

And I bought a whole new set of cookware and a water pick.

And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room.

And I have to tell you it's exactly what this organization needed.

And I have to tell you, I remember that appointment exactly.

And I have too little time left to take that crap, so I slugged him.

And I like what you're wearing.

And I love the people I'm working with.

And I notice that he's not alone.

And I stopped that great rhino right in his tracks.

And I thought I knew what love was.

And I was whispering something to Beth...

And I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble...

And I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it.

And I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.

And if they stay, you're rich, but....

And if this wasn't my son's wedding day...

And if we're still going out, she has to go to the ball.

And if you need me, you beep me. All right?

And in light of the terrible suffering that he's already been through...

And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

And it was during the opening credits...

And it was pretty good.

And it was war. That was a crazy time for everyone.

And it wouldn't be impolite to laugh at his antics.

And it'll interest you to know that he's also telling Catholic jokes.

And it's a medium. Perfect.

And l love a good nap.

And l think my relationship's in trouble.

And l was trying to even it out. And the next thing l knew:

And l'll tell you something else: l am very nervous!

And l'm still gonna be here

And most of all, I will never forget that one night...

And now he wants me to run the catalogue.

And now?

And one other thing, I don't want Newman using my

And quite mad, too, from what I hear.

And she knows l'm only in town visiting...

And she says, "Those aren't buoys."

And she's got some body on her.

And shut that movie off.

And smart, like a computer.

And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out...

And so I made an explosive out of chickpeas.

And so much personality. But it doesn't matter what we think.

And some hair for my little friend here.

And that day is today.

And that's not helping either.

And that's why this foundation will meet around your schedule.

And the best part is, if things go really well....

And the next thing you know, I was submerged.

And the Tony for best musical is awarded to Scarsdale Surprise.

And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride.

And then he started writing on my chart.

And then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet.

And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.

And then I was on such a high...

And then listen to this. This is the message she left me.

And then Peterman ate it.

And then right after the All Star break we...

And then the doctor writes more stuff down there...

And then things kind of cooled off.

And therein lies the tragedy.

And they made it their sign because Van Buren, our eighth president...

And they planned to give a sizable portion of their estate...

And they're awarding the transfer in two days.

And they're the ones writing it off.

And they've been hard on us too.

And this offends you as a ******* person?

And those tiny little fists of fury.

And tonight, we're going dancing at the Rainbow Room.

And we go to the movies. Arnie's a real film buff.

And we had a little powwow.

And we think that someone might be you.

And what's worse, he has a nagging cough.

And who better to do that than...

And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children.

And why Pomodoro?

And yet it's perfectly legal to take a man's soul...

And yet, he's my friend.

And you can never have too much ice.

And you just decided to pop in?

And you know how you fear the pop in?

And you misinterpret this how?

And you must be Jerry. Thanks for the ticket.

And you told that to the adoption guy?

And you two are friends?

And you were integral.

And you! You should know better.

And you're gonna call Steinbrenner back and cancel the whole thing!

And you've....

And, I don't know, I was sitting next to Spike Lee.

And, Jerry, listen to this.

And, of course, we want you to be an integral part.

Andrea Doria? Is that the one they did the song about?

Anna actually has respect for me now.

Anna told me Elaine said I was one of the worst seeds she'd ever seen.

Anna, do you want to talk to George?

Another piece of pie here.

Another productive meeting.

Anybody could grieve in January.

Anybody up for Lorenzo's pizza?

Anybody?

Anything I can use.

Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?

Anything? Shorty? Girl?

Anyway, any luck getting together on a song?

Anyway, Brett is so generous and sensitive.

Anyway, Cynthia and I got into this big argument afterwards...

Anyway, good to hear from you.

Anyway, guess what. Beth Lookner called me.

Anyway, I don't need your help.

Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley.

Anyway, I'm a new man...

Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie...

Anyway, they made this large donation to a woman's prison...

Anyway, this terrorist had a very specific demand.

Apparently he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no one seems upset.

Apparently Peggy down in Design...

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy...

Arabian Mocha Java.

Are they war veterans?

Are we about through here, Newman?

Are we talking huaraches?

Are you about done?

Are you an assassin?

Are you and George going out later?

Are you close with your parents?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? It's all water near a bridge.

Are you leaving? Because l got you covered.

Are you looking deep down at the real person underneath?

Are you nuts? No way I'm holding that thing.

Are you okay, George?

Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you prepared for kumite?

Are you refusing delivery?

Are you saying that I could be dating this hair?

Are you sure you're supposed to be here?

Are you sure?

Are you taking the Tony to Sardi's?

Are you telling me there is no room to move on pasta?

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Are you using the fork that fell on the floor?

Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?

Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?

Aren't you Raquel Welch?

As a matter of fact, I did.

As a matter of fact, I did.

As a matter of fact, I happen to have a protÈgÈ of my own.

As does this one, found in the same disturbing packet.

As far as I'm concerned, you and your deranged protégé...

As long as they don't throw them on the field.

As much as I'd like to see the two of you living it up...

As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin.

As you can see, the comforter I expensed is actually...

Astonishing Tales of the Sea.

At least it was just a handle.

At least there was the possibility.

At least, it once was prime.

At some point you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken...

At the Knights of Columbus?

At the latest. Oh, hang on a second. I've got another call.

At the side of the road with a pile of garbage.

At work, I discovered a pay phone in the lobby that has free long distance.

At Yankee Stadium.

Attention, Steinbrenner and front office morons.

Aunt Baby.

Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.

Baby.

Back off. Come on.

Back to normal.

Backless? You gonna back her in?

Bad chicken! Mess you up!

Bad neighbor.

Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian.

Baking soda, annoying little product.

Bania?

Bania?

Be my guest.

Be right with you. Look, Mr. Steinbrenner

Bear in mind, they're a little light on the yen.

Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Because I don't wanna sleep alone.

Because I threw out all my dishes.

Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.

Because I'm still holding the garlic shaker, like this:

Because I'm working there, that's why.

Because it doesn't concern you.

Because it's not, ''Top of the muffin to you!''

Because it's the most dangerous part of the sidewalk.

Because l prefer '' uary,'' and what is this rule?

Because l'm refreshed.

Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other...

Because of society, right?

Because they're terrified of her.

Been drinking from the toilet?

Before we get started...

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is...

Before you go, did you talk to Newman about getting that mail out?

Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.

Begin.

Being a mother has made me feel so beautiful.

Being really clean and happy?

Believe it or not George isn't at home

Believe it or not George isn't at home

Believe it or not George isn't at home

Believe it or not George isn't at home

Believe it or not, I'm not home

Believe it or not, I'm not home

Believe me, it is Milos' great shame...

Bernie is dead, you morons.

Besides, anyone can do it.

Besides, I don't even think they like me.

Besides, I think I lost my pen too.

Besides, Steven Koren has the highest of aspirations.

Besides, that condo was too much house.

Besides, we had some good times. Remember Tropical Storm Renee?

Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?

Best move I ever made.

Beth and Arnie broke up.

Beth Lookner. I'm still waiting out that marriage.

Beth, Arnie, hi. What's up?

Betsy.

Betsy.

Better call the zoo.

Better take them off. I'm too important to this team.

Between you and me...

Big deal.

Big deal.

Big head?

Big investment firm. We just got the Citibank account.

Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry.

Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.

Bizarro Jerry?

Bizarro World.

Blast.

Blast.

Blow it off. Remember Poli Sci? How many of those did we go to?

Blown, George. Blown!

Bonne chance, Elaine.

Boogeyman.

Books on tape have ruined me, Jerry.

Books, Jerry.

Books.

Booze is not a religion.

Boring.

Boy, he didn't know what he was up against.

Boy, I really miss the Bermuda Triangle.

Boy, look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth.

Boy, that was awkward.

Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.

Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.

Boy, you're really packing it all in.

Bravo, Vincent. Bravo.

Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brandt Leland by 9.

Brett said you ran away from him as if he were the boogity man?

Brett, believe me, you don't have to do this.

Brett, I'm I'm really sorry.

Brett, is everything all right?

Brett, Jerry doesn't have a fax machine.

Brett? Don't you think that would be great? Brett?

Briefcase.

Bring it on. Nothing's throwing me at this point.

Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli...

Brody, he's a reasonable man, but he's insane.

Brody. Brody, come on, he's just kidding.

Brubak er run this prison lik e a man

Bugger.

Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toeing the company line.

Bus? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Bus? You got a bus?

But But he's in the Burmese jungle.

But But he's in the Burmese jungle.

But after seeing you a couple of times...

But as l understand it, we have a situation here.

But aside from that, how did you feel about Kramer's work?

But at 1 0, they start the aquacise.

But because it comes out of your baby, it smells good.

But can you bring me a few things from the store?

But cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity.

But get this:

But he believed in me.

But he thought it was some sort of a catfight.

But he's a big fan of the genre.

But he's a dog. You need to see a real doctor.

But he's an old man, Elaine.

But here's what I need. I'm gonna need three cameras...

But how?

But I can't help thinking...

But I don't even really work here.

But I don't want any sweet action.

But I finally realized what's missing in my life.

But I gotta run.

But I never heard her cries for help...

But I really enjoy dancing.

But I really want to leave my mark this time, you know?

But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.

But I think that at its core...

But I was arrogant. I was brash.

But I was engaged to her.

But I will have to see this hat.

But I'm gonna need to storyboard this whole thing.

But I'm not sure this butler show would work in Japan.

But if you stay here more than a few months, you're a real sucker.

But in Japan, you're an exotic fruit, like an orange, which is rare there.

But in the zoo, you know, they might put a woman in there with me...

But it was here.

But it was in pen.

But it was quite a meeting.

But it will always be Burma to me.

But it's a pleasure to use clippers.

But it's not to be. So I'm hanging it up.

But love is a spice with many tastes...

But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity...

But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder.

But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

But Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances.

But she is.

But that didn't happen to you.

But that has nothing to do with it.

But the explosion singed off his eyebrows, mustache, everything.

But the explosion singed off his eyebrows, mustache, everything.

But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero.

But there is no way I'm gonna be a Suz.

But they all stink.

But they did have a lot of sake in that hot tub.

But they do.

But they told us we must go now.

But they're great people.

But this isn't still going on?

But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

But we are also very hungry.

But we just got married.

But we're in towels.

But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

But what's important is that your relationship with Susan...

But when l saw you in that paper hat and that apron

But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck...

But with no sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

But with punching and kicking.

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

But you are still paying for this lunch?

But you didn't have anything to do with the actual production

But you have a gift. Look, Jerry, this is not your little comedy act.

But you should've seen Little Jerry, Jerry.

But you took me back.

But you were an executive. This is fast food.

But you were supposed to get me a refund.

But you yada yada ed over the best part.

But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?

But, what ? Elaine's big head guy?

But...

By 2:30, they're wiped How did we get back on to you?

By Mennen

By the third date, it's By Mennen.

By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

By the time you get to Ovaltine

By the way, Elaine, thank you...

By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night.

By the way, I'm not getting married. Tell Mom. Bye.

By the way, Newman, I'm just curious.

By the way, you know that model who's always in here?

By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the customers.

By the way, your friend Seth, he stopped by.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye, Dolores.

Bye.

Cab.

Cage free, farm fresh eggs.

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Call in a bomb threat.

Call me when you get home. l won't be there...

Called me big head.

Calm down, Brett. Okay?

Can do.

Can I take a look at that book?

Can l borrow your menu?

Can l have another 3 Musketeers? They're rather small.

Can l have his candy bar?

Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town...

Can you believe that?

Can you believe that?

Can you believe this woman?

Can you confirm the correct spelling of your last name?

Can you imagine what went through my mind...

Can't do it.

Can't they just build it on an angle?

Can't we discuss this?

Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Can't you do anything about this? l mean, this woman is a psycho.

Can't you grab a nap at work?

Can't you shut the shades?

Cancel? Think again, long shanks.

Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Cancer in laboratory animals.

Cane.

Careful.

Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help?

Catfight?

Catfight.

Catfight.

Catty.

Celia, what are you doing here?

Cereal bowls.

Champagne is flowing

Chapter one.

Cheap fabric and dim lighting:

Check it out.

Check it out.

Check these out. I just picked them up from Sheila.

Check this out.

Checking out the staff picks, Miss Benes?

Cheese there?

Cheese, George.

Cheese.

Children?

Cigars.

Cinco de Mayo.

Cinder blocks, air conditioners, shopping carts.

City planner.

Clean, dirty, whatever.

Clearly.

Close to 80 percent.

Coffee?

Cold.

Come back in half hour.

Come celebrate the millennium with 'Newmannium.'

Come in. Come in.

Come join us. We can pull up a chair.

Come on up. All right, it's Pam. You gotta get going.

Come on, Blaine, I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch.

Come on, come check out my new place.

Come on, Frank, I need you.

Come on, George.

Come on, guys. What's the holdup?

Come on, hurry up, old man.

Come on, Kramer.

Come on, let's just eat our crepes.

Come on, Mike.

Come on, out with it.

Come on, sit down.

Come on, what are you doing?

Come on, who's dancing?

Come on, you wanna go for a ride, huh?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Yeah.

Come on. Don't be a baby.

Come on. I'm not difficult. I'm easy.

Come on. It's 5:00 in the morning. What's the matter with you?

Come on. Move.

Come on. What is taking you so long?

Come on. Where's that tape I shot?

Come on. Work it. Work it. Oh, yeah.

Come on. You wanna have a baby.

Compartments underneath? Probably where it is.

Congratulations, young man.

Congratulations! You passed.

Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?

Conrad, Connie or Con. Whatever you prefer.

Conrad, l gotta go.

Cook? No. I don't know any cooks.

Cool.

Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?

Costanza

Costanza

Costanza, let me ask you something. ls it '' Fe bru ary'' or '' Feb uary''?

Costanza. Where's Costanza?

Could I have that ticket tonight?

Could I see the ring again?

Could it have something to do with the party?

Could they be having an affair?

Could you expand the space underneath a desk...

Could you guys excuse us just for a moment?

Could you put a little thought into this?

Couple people wouldn't mind having me out of the way.

Courtside.

Crazy for feeling

Crazy printing. I don't know who from.

Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck.

Custom designed?

Cynthia would not date a hack.

Cynthia's a successful businesswoman...

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn salami.

Damn.

Damn.

Danielle

Days with Yankees, nights in Arkansas...

Deal.

Deal. Here's your problem:

Dear God!

Dear God!

Death Blow.

Death Blow. When someone tries to blow you up...

Decompressing.

Delicious.

Demeanor?

Desperado? And you're still dating him?

Dewy meadow.

Dial nine, Merlin.

Did anyone notice George's fingernails?

Did he send you part of our VCR?

Did I force you into this life?

Did I mention I'm a serious actor?

Did I tell you that story's relatable? That was a great show.

Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?

Did that cigarette label mention any damage to your appearance?

Did you at least pick them up?

Did you follow the recipe?

Did you get any good ideas for the catalogue?

Did you get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

Did you get this memo from Elaine Benes?

Did you go see lzzy at the back specialist?

Did you guys stop at the bodega today?

Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?

Did you say dangerous?

Did you take this out of the garbage?

Didn't come true.

Didn't even give you a hint?

Didn't I see you at the pro shop yesterday?

Didn't like that crack about the pen?

Didn't you love it?

Die!

Difficult?

Dinners, movies, talking.

Dirt? That's all right, because there's nothing wrong with dirt.

Do I scare you?

Do l? Thanks.

Do not bend.

Do they have to squeeze his head to get him to say Holy cow?

Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?

Do we own Bermuda?

Do whatever you want. It's your car.

Do you hear something?

Do you know when Father Curtis has office hours?

Do you like her?

Do you like Lorenzo's?

Do you like tsimmes?