Grand Crew - Season 1 Edit

A bar that we actually like.

A bear is way scarier, okay?

A boat, maybe. A house, nah.

A competition amongst friends. Ooh, this could be fun.

A couple decibels off that joint?

A creature not seen in many moons.

A fake exit interview for my fake job.

A friendly competition between lovers.

A giant Nicholas Sparks novel

A good friend once told me that the people closest to you

A hosting competition? Okay.

A little Kristen kiss of mezcal.

A little more about one another while also discovering wine.

A lot of work that you probably have to do.

A lot? How?

A motion capture suit?

A new go to bar, so I'm extra good.

A normal form of exercise.

A notch and get you fed. Kristen!

A pretty good job pouring tequila in a glass.

A reunion with an old friend.

A robe ain't nothing but a wide dress, and life ain't nothing

A scenic weekday hike. Cool.

A strategically placed driver's license on the ground

A summer scarf to project wealth and class.

A true artist in more ways than one.

Aah!

About avoiding conflict onto you.

About Black men.

About doing a dry month, zero alcohol.

About getting back out on the scene.

About leaving your cell phone out like that?

About me having bomb sex in front of my sister?

About my defense mechanism. [laughs]

About not being a provider.

About taking another shot?

About the ground rules, they got to buy a round.

About the perfect brother visit.

About to blast off, 20, 19, 18, 17...

Absolutely not,

Absolutely, and we can consummate again

Absolutely.

According to the date time continuum.

Accountants are not that vital to the movie making process.

Accountants don't have time

Acknowledge that.

Actually talk.

Actually, Alexa, update the timer to 20 minutes,

Actually, do you mind coming to the bar with me?

Actually, I do.

Actually, I think we're good.

Actually, I'm the one who set him and Talia up.

Actually, no, I can go because I quit.

Actually, she brought over some delicious key lime pie.

Actually, this is my realtor, Nicky,

Actually, we got to head out

Admit it. You're not self caring.

After a solid period of reflection,

After all, I have seen you in a tub.

After the accident, things definitely took a turn.

After you left, he really started falling apart.

After you. After me? After you.

Again, this is just my fault. Nobody else's.

Again? This is something

Agreed, but first, cheers.

Agreed? all: Agreed.

Ah, put in a lot of hard work, and we're done...

Ah, shoot, anyone have a charger?

Ah, we don't need to know the price.

Ah, yeah, college, where everybody dances "hornty."

Ah, you lost the trauma bond. So you guys are through?

Ah! Oh, my God, that was crazy!

Alexa

Alexa, set a timer for 30 minutes

Alicia is gone and in her stead is the mythical, single Noah,

All good, that's love.

All head, no heart.

All I really needed was my heart.

All I see is a normal, pleasant man

All I'm hearing is that we need to step it up

All I'm saying is that 50% of marriages end in divorce,

All my clothes are a mess from making cookies.

All my shows are Japanese. You're welcome.

All of this, ooh.

All right, calm down, y'all. Noah,

All right, I'll see y'all later.

All right, laugh it up, but I make moves a plenty.

All right, let's get started.

All right, let's go!

All right, Noah, dish.

All right, so that concludes the tour.

All right, whatever, man. You're a clown.

All right, y'all, allow me to present to you

All right, you take my right hand

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. See?

All right. There you are.

All that can wait.

All the time on the Eastside.

All those places were your favorite places.

All we have to do is distract everyone until then.

All you were looking at was some hard work

All your messages out loud.

All:

All: "Vegroes"?

All: Clink clink!

All: Damn!

All: Kids versus Holyfield. Keep up.

All: Overreacted. In the past to breakups.

All: TI 83.

All: To keeping it 100.

All: What? What, Noah?

All: Yeah, man.

All: Yeah. Mm hmm.

All: Yo!

Along with this fancy bottle of wine that is so expensive,

Also Socrates.

Also trying to keep it pushing. Mm.

Also two more times this morning, ee!

Also, have you seen my kombucha?

Also, he's kind of a grill master.

Also, Henry wants to go get dinner.

Also, you could've ordered whatever you wanted.

Also, your hair was bad.

Although the wine may change over time,

Always buying single ply toilet paper.

Am I just a damn token to them?

Am I not good enough for your friends and acquaintances?

Amal Clooney's husband?

An article titled "How to Open Up in Therapy."

An extra phone would've created

An important figure for me.

An option.

An unsightly bulge in my pocket.

An untouched salad to indicate healthy eating habits,

And a sprig of homegrown oregano.

And actually is pretty cool.

And after doing my affirmations,

And all I've gotten from each of you is judgement.

And all that means is that eventually,

And all your hard twerk.

And also because he gets so drunk, he falls asleep

And Anthony makes love to his calculator.

And at the Wyatt Hyatt, we would like to bring you

And away from those headlines.

And be crowned the perfect pair.

And because I didn't create any boundaries with my boss.

And because I was too afraid

And because of my big, juicy butt cheeks.

And believe it or not, we cry.

And by party, I mean conduct business

And can say things that friends can't.

And combines them with the fourth dimension of time

And crushed them all to death!

And cute, didn't you famously blow it with her?

And definitely beats sitting at home

And definitely not my face.

And determination, okay?

And do you want to get on my bad side?

And dog girl having an actual connection is nothing.

And doing it all wrong, huh?

And don't forget, we tally the Oscars.

And don't get me wrong.

And don't start "Top Chef Junior"

And don't stop ripping napkins

And down, and up, and down, and up, and down,

And dwelled on it, but new Noah doesn't care.

And ever since I renegotiated my contract at work,

And ever since then, we've been getting along great.

And fell into me on the escalator.

And fine too.

And for all my first timers, just know that this class

And for not just being my hype man.

And for the record, I didn't go to college.

And for what?

And gotten hungry for a snack?

And he actually cuts hair at a Black barbershop.

And he helped me get back on track

And he just seems so miserable.

And he wants me to be his realtor!

And he'd like to meet you if you're down.

And he's an accountant? I like it.

And her assistant, Sherm.

And here it is, the final boss level

And honestly, you wouldn't get it at this point.

And how do you know when a g****'s...thick?

And I I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

And I also love you.

And I am blessed.

And I am not just talking paint strokes.

And I am prepared to be professional.

And I barely spend time with you guys.

And I can tell that you're not.

And I can't believe I'm gonna say this

And I can't bring a friend to a client meeting.

And I care about your comfort.

And I didn't think you'd mind saving money

And I didn't want that to happen to you,

And I don't expect a ton of your time.

And I don't know what to do.

And I expect all y'all to be there.

And I feel more relaxed than my hair, baby.

And I got hints of intelligence and charisma from you.

And I got tickets for everybody.

And I gots to have it!

And I guess you kind of sort of rubbed off on me a little.

And I have a taste for romantically based films.

And I have some exciting news.

And I haven't cracked it yet.

And I hope that you know,

And I just want to get back to that.

And I kind of choked.

And I know just how to make that happen.

And I know this is where you like to come

And I like my job. I don't want to overstep.

And I love the play on the temperatures.

And I may be jealous of your gorgeous thick head of hair,

And I may have watched

And I need a subject. Sherm, would you be down?

And I never love myself more

And I realized he's only here for three days.

And I really wanna make this work.

And I see you even worked in bathroom breaks.

And I think I'd do it pretty damn well.

And I think that was because he lost his balance

And I told him that constantly.

And I too am stopping because my hands hurt

And I want to ask her to be exclusive,

And I want your natural responses.

And I wanted you to stop,

And I was like, "Done."

And I was obviously very bad at picking up on the signals,

And I was thinking about it, and...

And I was told that this very special bottle

And I wish I could stay to sort this out,

And I...

And I'd say we're pretty close friends now,

And I'm a grown up, and I know

And I'm calling it self hair.

And I'm definitely not, okay?

And I'm hoping it ends with our crotches getting steamy.

And I'm just getting a little worried.

And I'm just glad this one sounds

And I'm new to this group,

And I'm not always looking for love.

And I'm not familiar with the plot,

And I'm single, girls!

And I'm sure I did all of them at least 5,000 times.

And I'm writing all of it off.

And I'ma be acting all crazy.

And I've been managing it ever since college.

And I've been playing against this woman, QueensGambit90,

And I've prepared fettuccine with a white wine butter sauce,

And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried.

And if Simone is okay with you having like a wackadoo sister,

And if y'all don't record it, somebody else will.

And if you did...

And if you don't feel better,

And in return you receive compensation.

And in the spirit of angelic behavior, drinks on me today.

And is insisting we go to dinner.

And is more than okay with it.

And it ain't even Mother's Day.

And it honestly helps.

And it just built up to that.

And it was "I Love L.A." by Randy Newman.

And it was literally to hold a thing.

And it's all courtesy of Nicky.

And it's beautiful, and you're enjoying your food.

And it's been working out great for me.

And it's called "The Perks of Being a Mallflower."

And it's gonna make everything better.

And it's of her in a robe.

And it's our highest quality g****.

And it's thicker than I thought.

And just bask in the moonlight.

And just before his presence becomes too much,

And just let me enjoy my drinks in peace?

And just so you know, my tears are not usually that thick.

And just touched down in Costa Rica.

And kee keeing about me?

And knowing that giving up is never ever...

And LeBron drinks it. Wine is Black now.

And let's just say he's very traditionally Southern.

And lifting us right back up, and down, and up,

And like you needed company.

And living in the moment, and...

And look, she got one picture up,

And make me do all the talking?

And most of all, we learned that life has ups and downs,

And my father was never open to love after that,

And my handshake is crazy firm.

And my sister, and my mom wait, actually,

And nobody's throwing parties for someone getting a divorce.

And not a single one knows how to talk to the other.

And not helping out around the house.

And not their looks, like with my therapist.

And now it applies to me getting busy.

And now she definitely will,

And now we're both lost.

And now you're giving my boss a hard time?

And offers you a new deal.

And older Wyatt is even freakier.

And on top of that, he said the business is doing totally fine.

And once the improv group starts to perform,

And ooh, you look married.

And our place is in the evacuation zone.

And pretended to be you, oops.

And proceed to clear your mind

And put it towards crypto.

And remember, dinner didn't come because of Kristen.

And return it to you.

And rise to the occasion, which is why I'm working

And ruined everything.

And said that she needed some space,

And said they had the best key lime pie

And said, "Come on down and pick up your ID."

And see where the rest of the night goes?

And she is so beautiful. I mean, damn.

And she may buy the limes, but I'm the one who makes

And she may make the bread,

And she said, and I quote, "Keep the bottles a coming."

And she seemed to sincerely enjoy the corny ass way

And Sherman, I know it bothers you

And smells like fresh lavender.

And smoking joints.

And sort of became a lifestyle thing.

And speaking of rolling calls...

And spending the day with me.

And teeny tiny oysters.

And tell me what's going on.

And that damn bear played a tune on my heartstrings.

And that Denise is no longer having doubts.

And that is a wrap wrap.

And that lemon scent?

And that sex created yet another problem.

And that something much bigger is on the way.

And that was the beginning of the rest of our lives.

And that's a good first step.

And that's a little loud. You think you could get

And that's how we became

And that's how you sip it,

And that's how you sip it.

And that's how you sip it.

And that's just moving things way too fast.

And that's me! I'm the baby.

And that's where y'all record the podcast?

And that's why you my girl, Jessica.

And the first song I came across was interesting.

And the first thing I do is break the washing machine?

And the first to become a judge.

And the moon is a lot less haunting

And the next thing you know, you're on a private island

And the worst part is you fell for it.

And then Helen was all like,

And then I [bleep] while you [sustained bleep].

And then I said,

And then I will nurse you back to health

And then make some mistakes with an ex.

And then meet me at the exhibit to set everything up.

And then put you in a dish as a garnish

And then she left. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

And then we tried moving it right there,

And then we were like, "No, it's better right there."

And there is much more where that came from, sir,

And they were all over her croissant.

And they're all from local LA stores.

And they're rich.

And they're very short. Thank you.

And things don't work out, do you just move on?

And this is a 24 hour gym.

And this song is basically all about crotches.

And to my best friends.

And trust me, I know this isn't a date,

And try this new spot off Hillhurst called Nossa.

And twice this morning.

And wanted to prove to everyone that he belonged there,

And wants to meet with me?

And we all know that you sweat when you lie.

And we can just talk tonight?

And we could just keep laughing and talking like we always do.

And we could stay together

And we got some new money to spend.

And we gots to keep the night going!

And we just did a very bad thing.

And we never would have handled it had it not been for you.

And we offered to buy all of his CDs.

And we only had one car to get home in.

And we projected that onto you and we took it too far.

And we thought your dog was a hungry mountain lion.

And we would love for you to be there.

And we're all interested

And we're back where we always are.

And what a wave it was.

And what is that supposed to mean?

And when he counters, rip it up just like I did,

And when he's stressing at work,

And when I have a feeling, I go all in.

And when the wave crashed, it crashed as low

And when you do, we'll be right here.

And while you're celebrating,

And why are you here so early in the mo

And why aren't we at Dolly Pitchers?

And why do I have to keep asking?

And work gives me structure.

And y'all are the fools.

And y'all shouldn't be either.

And yeah, she may bring home the bacon,

And yet here we are at a crossroads.

And you all wanted to eat at Nossa.

And you are attracting zero attention to your crotch.

And you are flirting with disaster.

And you are in gross violation of the TACS Code.

And you definitely deserve a party more than those two.

And you deserve the best, but this can't happen.

And you deserve to sip tea with Bad Girl Riri.

And you did get my note about reaching hotter?

And you did what you needed to do.

And you didn't hear what we were talking about?

And you don't have to ever get hurt again.

And you don't have to pay any money.

And you just dance.

And you know what that means.

And you know what, maybe hot therapist does like you.

And you know what? Being single has its perks.

And you know what? I was thinking

And you take it, and soon the world

And you two, it's clear

And you was just out here playing around,

And you were lyrically unstoppable

And you would never do that to relax.

And you, you need a glass of water and some bread.

And you'll be on the path to victory.

And you're a g**** that loves love.

And you're about to ruin this moment.

And you're okay.

And your buttocks through that for nothing.

And your favorite is probably the

And your new job opportunity ouch!

And, look, I know the probability of me

And, well, this is what happened.

And...

And...

And/or full on sexual intercourse

Anthony can't dance? It's not that he can't dance.

Anthony is never off the clock.

Anthony, how was your chess date with QueensGambit90?

Anthony, I don't want to lose you.

Anthony, I gotta say,

Anthony, I know you're a private person,

Anthony, maybe you're doing all this mental math

Anthony, relax!

Anthony, shall we?

Anthony, what's up?

Anthony, who you over there flirting with on text?

Anthony, why don't you just hit Talia up.

Anthony.

Anthony's right to be thinking this through.

Any chance I could leave it? Uh, yeah.

Anybody need anything? Actually, I need a tea.

Anyone in the immediate area,

Anything can be a podcast.

Anyway, can I get anybody anything from the bar?

Anyway, I got to get going.

Anyway, I'm not flirting. I'm texting Talia from college.

Anyway, if I am sure, we're such close friends,

Anyway, nice work.

Are all gonna come together in the edit.

Are going to sell before you know it.

Are just celebrations of failure.

Are there to build you up.

Are things done with you and Sex Henry?

Are we lost?

Are y'all ready to pop some champagne?

Are y'all still arguing about this?

Are you a Republican?

Are you hearing yourself right now?

Are you kidding me? How would you even know?

Are you looking for a relationship?

Are you okay, Noah?

Are you okay?

Are you ready? Yes, I am here,

Are you really that cheap? I'm not cheap.

Are you serious? Did you even see what happened?

Are you struggling to avoid conflict again?

Are you sure this isn't just about you

Are you sure you're good?

Are you sure you're supposed to use that?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because this seems

Are you sure? I don't wanna

Are you...chill?

Aren't good enough for you, Sherm.

Art show presentation. Lots of people present.

As a long distance relationship type of guy, but it's working.

As a matter of fact, I'm taking myself out

As a person in general, he's...a lot.

As arrogant and insensitive,

As I thought it was.

As many dating experiences as possible

As sketchy, as wild,

As to who you are, but right now, I have a crisis.

As volatile as crypto.

As we never thought possible,

As well as I thought.

As you can tell, she's just coming from home.

As you know, we are elated to have you all here today.

Astronomy.

At 3:00 a.m. in your dorm room on a Saturday morning?

At all costs. That doesn't sound healthy.

At best, I'm on the dock watching you drown.

At Joseph & Phillips Accounting...

At least I take chances with my life.

At least the economy's recovered, right?

At least twice a year.

At Men's Warehouse in the khaki shorts that had a weird haircut

At the end? It was crazy.

At the gym today at that volume.

At the last minute?

At times, my purpose has become harder and harder to find.

Aw, that's would be for me. Thank you.

Aw, y'all, we all adults here.

Aw! Hey, look, all that stuff I said

Aww, now that is growth. I'm proud of you.

Aww!

Ay! Why'd you come to the bar?

Ay! [laughter]

Ay. [laughs]

Babe, I need to apologize about how I acted today.

Babe, I was feeling insecure too.

Baby, you trying to get married again

Bachelorette parties are a little extra,

Back into his arms.

Back to back nights just means

Back to you. Damn it!

Bad Black News brunch?

Bad news?

Bask in this moment,

Be a little spontaneous?

Be selling them anymore.

Because all the ground rules are about me.

Because apparently desperate men call for it all the time.

Because every time I try to tell you something

Because everyone would know it's a joke.

Because Fay here is putting y'all to shame.

Because he cut in front of you in line.

Because he never found out about my feelings.

Because he's dating that Talia girl.

Because her roommate is dating you.

Because I can't trust you,

Because I didn't go to college like the rest of y'all.

Because I didn't want to put the burden

Because I got hints of tall and handsome from you.

Because I had a bad date that's what my friends are for.

Because I have no investment in who wins whatsoever.

Because I think we need to...

Because I think you would have a right to be upset.

Because I was just jealous.

Because I was too afraid of overstepping to ask for more,

Because I wasn't getting paid as much as I could be?

Because I wouldn't cry, no matter how many times

Because I'm an emotional guy, and I

Because I'm having such a better time here.

Because I'm still within a 48 hour rental period

Because I'm thinking about retiring.

Because I'm trying to win a marriage competition,

Because if it happened to me, it can happen to her.

Because me running into her

Because my beautiful therapist just walked

Because my dad's here.

Because of that weird thing you just said,

Because our crypto is on the rise,

Because that's all the time I need to destroy my husband.

Because that's how dope of a host I am.

Because the rich have a thing called Postmates.

Because there's about to be a torrential flirt storm.

Because there's nothing to do.

Because this is gonna take all night.

Because we are clearly the strongest relationship here.

Because we are riding a missile that will never stop.

Because we goin' all night long.

Because we heard Shaq was gonna be at the Crenshaw Mall?

Because you are on fire with the hosting.

Because you did it.

Because you didn't want me to be lonely.

Because you guys are making it sound like I'm a sap,

Because you have a giant block of ice

Because you just don't like Talia.

Because you need therapy and I don't.

Because you seemed like you were having a tough day

Because you're a grown man with a mortgage and a wife?

Because you're not gonna find it funny.

Becomes your oyster, and anything is possible.

Before his presence becomes too much,

Before I cleared my whole day to take care of you.

Before I got in there. The doctors were in awe.

Before things fell apart.

Before we view the work, I would like to introduce you

Before you can get it dirty again.

Believe me, it was really hard for me

Benoni.

Best friends is not as strong as a married couple.

Between me and Judge Eva, y'all.

Between the black and the white pieces.

Between vineyard employees and guests.

Big things, king.

Big Underwhelming Token Tony.

Bill Gates didn't invent texting.

Bitch, I'm gonna crush you, crumble you up,

Black Boys Who Go To Therapy Yei Yei!

Black is doing the impossible

Black is dope.

Black is dreaming of your ancestors' strength.

Black is feeling so low

Black is the love and beauty that's often forgotten.

Black people don't do therapy.

Blame your city.

Blap, blap, blap!

Bold move on your part, but you made us look good.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom boom.

Both: "Can you dig it?"

Both: Bad Black News Brunch.

Both: Can't lose. [chuckles]

Both: Damn you. Damn you, girl.

Both: Especially a slice of pizza.

Both: Good night.

Both: He closed the door to the back room.

Both: Hey.

Both: I am sexy. I am sultry.

Both: I'd lived there if I could.

Both: I'm a strong Black woman.

Both: It has adult themes. Thank you, Noah.

Both: Mm.

Both: Mm.

Both: Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,

Both: No.

Both: Oh! We got rear ended.

Both: Pinot. Yes!

Both: Ride the wave. Ride the wave.

Both: Sherman. Okay.

Both: The evil that men do lives after them.

Both: What? "Paddington 2."

Both: What? Huh?

Both: What? Maybe we find a love letter

Both: What? Those aren't the rules.

Both: What? Why would you do that?

Both: Whoo! [both laugh]

Both: Zinfandel. Yes, oh, my God.

Bow! [laughs]

Boyfriend Noah. Please don't stab.

Breakfast in bed, and I spilled mint tea on my crotch.

Breakup Noah is back.

Bringing her would have caused a split

Bro, don't you know there's a drought?

Bro, I brought you to the gym to help you.

Bro, you and Simone seem to have some real chemistry.

Bro, you got five air mattresses?

Brother!

Brother.

Brothers are out here feeling things, hmm?

But a Black man trying to do his best.

But a dress for the universe.

But afterwards, this woman had the gall

But also absolutely not.

But also you guys are roaming late at night in the woods?

But at least we have each other and bottles of wine.

But at one point in the night, he did say,

But bears are huge.

But binds don't exist for the rich

But Black, man, Black is a vibe.

But didn't she learn that you don't make moves?

But didn't you also get divorced?

But do not hate the Code.

But does that have to be the name?

But don't cross them, or else pew, pew, pew!

But don't read Take a breath, Noah.

But enough about me.

But everything's been fine at the shop lately.

But first up...

But first, can you help me carry these pies to the back?

But for me all drawing was hard.

But he got it offered to him for free?

But he is a package, and a woman has needs.

But he's just selling it without telling me?

But he's only hugged me one time in my life.

But her roommate had my back in the argument,

But how crazy are we talking?

But how do you find out something about someone else

But I actually have to make a run first.

But I actually would rather be somewhere else, too,

But I ain't never met no My Dad.

But I am loving this energy.

But I am showing him some really great homes tomorrow.

But I am taking a mental health day tomorrow,

But I can't fully celebrate until he buys.

But I can't look away.

But I did not expect it to be

But I didn't enjoy it, Noah.

But I didn't tell him everything about you.

But I do like the calf muscles on your friend here.

But I don't want to hear none of this!

But I feel like things are going really well.

But I feel like we had a connection.

But I figured you guys were busy.

But I guess I just got a lot of stuff pent up.

But I have a lot to learn about you.

But I have the perfect solution.

But I know it's because I don't have a degree.

But I know what's really going on.

But I love it when you don't leave.

But I only did that because I thought

But I still have to ask

But I still trust you, so yeah, let's do it.

But I swear it wasn't anything serious.

But I think all the work

But I think I just pulled my back too.

But I think my favorite is the

But I think we should wait to open it.

But I was just trying to figure out a way

But I was thinking

But I was thinking every great vintage gets better with time.

But I was thinking,

But I would like to be added

But I'll probably just be sitting at home

But I'm a little nervous that she's not on the same page,

But I'm actually feeling a second wind.

But I'm better now.

But I'm dead ass. Give him some stocks!

But I'm glad that we are.

But I'm going to let you in on a little secret

But I'm just a boy,

But I'm not going to pursue that new job opportunity.

But I'm still committed to Joseph and Phillips.

But I'm sure it'll all be worth it.

But I'm telling you, it's not gonna be nicer

But I'm the one who cooks it.

But I'm the one who makes the sandwiches.

But if I was, that would be the move.

But if you can't beat that number,

But if you wanna go after her, go after her.

But in front of the homey?

But it should be.

But it turns out I didn't need my hands.

But it's cool we all have our own ways of coping.

But it's cool that y'all do that for each other.

But it's fine. Talia saw me dance in college.