Southern Charm - Season 8 Edit

A "sh or get off the pot" era with you and Taylor.

A bunch of your beer for my thing on Thursday."

A calmer...

A drink or something?

A few, like, wonderful women... Yeah.

A little awkward. Like, a little, like, oh.

A little bit before that,

A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit. Not a lot.

A little too sassy.

A lot of hopping going on.

A major ing champion of you, Craig,

A normal human would do?

A picture of me and Kathryn?

A proper gentlemen, but I'm also dangerous.

A subtle little, you know, jab at me.

A terrible time for all of us.

A White Claw, the Trop Hop.

About having like a little, you know, fresh start party.

About my emotions.

About the timeline of us hooking up.

About what?

About when I was, like, five, doing this.

Actually trying to have results.

After her father passed away.

After six months, we moved in together,

Ah, no F words.

Alive and well.

All I've been trying to do is just help her out, uplift her,

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, bye.

All right, guys. Come on.

All right, guys. Let's go. Let's do it.

All right, reverse crunches.

All right, we made it.

All right, well, speaking of romance,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cheers.

All right. Hey, let's go outside.

All the good cornerstones of a good friendship.

All the good cornerstones of a good friendship.

All the way up at the top.

All the women in the town make an effort,

Almost like thank God, because

Almost.

Alrighty, I got these Sauvignon Blanc.

Also, those words would never come out of my mouth.

Always.

Am I are you my doctor? I mean, is this an appointment?

Am I supposed to, like, get the leaves?

Am I sweating?

Amazing. This is so fantastic.

Amongst the table, but there might be people

An olive branch clean slate, blah, blah, blah.

An olive branch, like, I can be understanding enough

Analysis paralysis,

And ooh. We have your Halley's Comet.

And the concept of marriage in Shep's head...

And act like nothing's the matter.

And all those things." Where do you think I'm going?

And around this turn, is where I used to live.

And ask, have I ever created a problem?

And Austen getting along so well.

And basically say goodbye to my childhood home,

And being talked about like this.

And build a friendship.

And Craig and Austen were talking about?

And Craig was also there with some of his friends

And Daddy can give him the drill,

And eventually we can get married and stuff.

And every time I see you,

And for four days, I was like, "(BLEEP)."

And for them to try and, like, take away your voice

And for, like, three, four days,

And found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me.

And get better, and I would love to

And grow. Yeah.

And has set his sights on Olivia.

And have fun at these things.

And have things that I want to say later

And he acted like if Paige wasn't coming

And he always thinks they're gonna get back together,

And he just kind of simplifies everything for me,

And he left and was gone for six days.

And he sold to Vanderbilt and built his fortune doing that.

And he told her, "This is not a thing."

And he was like, "Hi."

And he was so happy for us.

And he's drinking red wine. It's, like, it's tequila.

And he's got a really great outlook on life.

And he's, like, super competitive and stuff,

And here you are on date number two with me.

And here's the bottom line. I am not taking sides.

And here's the media room.

And honestly just wants to have a good time.

And how do you ask, Marmy?

And I am finally back into my house, my real house.

And I am the person that I want to be.

And I couldn't make sense of the whole thing.

And I did.

And I didn't get a chance to say it.

And I don't discount that.

And I don't think she really understands that.

And I don't understand it,

And I feel like my mom understands Kathryn,

And I feel like you lack empathy

And I had a U Haul and I was like packing up.

And I had, like, rebounded with Natalie,

And I have to deal with that stress.

And I haven't seen him since.

And I haven't seen him since.

And I haven't seen you taking the steps

And I heard her say the intention

And I heard her say the intention was

And I just don't want Olivia to feel

And I look at her like, "Ma'am? Ma'am?"

And I never should have put my nose there.

And I respect that so much about my family,

And I shouldn't be Ubering.

And I think Austen's starting to realize

And I think in reaching out to Craig,

And I think it's good for both parties, honestly.

And I think we have to watch it.

And I think when she broke up with Metul

And I thought he did, so I brought a bottle of rum

And I told Austen about it.

And I want bacon.

And I want these girls to actually make her feel happy,

And I was like, "Have children."

And I was like, "I hoped and prayed and wished."

And I was like, "Oh, look, hey, hey."

And I was like, "Taylor, let's get out of here."

And I was like, "This is fashion."

And I was like, "What's happening?"

And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

And I was like, oh, no.

And I was like, who the hell is this, you know?

And I was selling paintings

And I would love for you to come

And I would say it sort of, like,

And I'd be like, "Wow."

And I'll follow you with some menus, okay?

And I'm I mean, I'm fine with it.

And I'm afraid that and I'm trying to think of the best way

And I'm almost ing 30 years old.

And I'm glad tonight has been a good night.

And I'm happy.

And I'm kind of keeping it that way.

And I'm like, "Mm mm!" Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm like, "Oh, that's a homie."

And I'm not dating just to date at this point.

And I'm okay with it.

And I'm starting over.

And I'm your goddamn brother, and you should stop being

And if something funny happens,

And if you don't, it's not done properly.

And if you look at it up close, it looks really pretty.

And it doesn't just go away.

And it has a little bit of glitter, believe it or not.

And it just so happened that

And it like, wasn't, you know, like, "Pshh, pshh, you know?"

And it made me look stupid.

And it's a new decade for Kathryn, which means..

And it's hard to make vegetables exciting

And it's kind of when I realized that being in LA

And it's like, if he can't quite get there

And just doesn't feel right.

And just looks at Paige, and he's like,

And just, like, everything,

And Kathryn and I literally haven't talked

And Kathryn, she's growing, you know.

And kind and keep moving forward.

And kind of retired by 28.

And let them go.

And let's see where it goes.

And like, I've never heard of that.

And like, let it happen organically.

And like, that's what kind of drove me

And like, you know,

And listen, we saw each other in Vegas,

And Lord have mercy. That's okay to ask that.

And made it ten days,

And maybe doesn't know that he's exclusive with Paige.

And maybe even more than good terms.

And maybe he has. Maybe he ing has.

And maybe she'll apologize to me and be like,

And my butt was being discussed.

And Naomie shows up and she was like...

And not tell me?

And nothing gets settled.

And now Austen knows that what Craig and I did in Vegas

And now blue.

And now he sent me a text saying that we're

And now I get paid to do that.

And now I have nice dinner parties.

And now that one. Oh, this one.

And now we have all of this space.

And now you're 30; I'm 42.

And of course

And other people aren't helping.

And Paige goes, "I already know that."

And Paige was like, "Dude, why are you friends with this guy?"

And pursue the life that I truly want,

And saying sorry

And she knows how to do it very well.

And she wants me to spend more time with them,

And she was like, "I thought it was pretty inappropriate."

And she's a big, big part of that.

And she's chill, and she's levelheaded.

And she's so fake.

And short people are like... [roars]

And shut you down, really

And so I was, like, I'm going to stop answering your calls.

And so I'm like, where did

And so it got me in my head of thinking,

And so it just

And so that makes no sense to me.

And so we're good.

And so when you said, like, I don't even want to be here,

And some of us are peaking now. Oh, my God.

And somebody that I knew understood me.

And something special, 'cause I might be the birthday girl,

And super enriching and all that stuff,

And talking about homegirl.

And Taylor's like, "I know,"

And that is the only person as far as a ex goes

And that spark gradually started to accelerate

And that you're the reason. It won't be on me.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

And that's kind of where we're at right now.

And that's not the way I roll.

And that's not the way I roll.

And that's the thing that she's gonna have to figure out.

And that's why she screamed at me?

And that's why she screamed at me?

And that's, at the end of the day, what you need as a human.

And the rest of the girls.

And the rest of the group? No.

And the things that used to bother Naomie

And them support me and listen to me and give me feedback,

And then a mix of the rhinestones

And then all of a sudden, the Instagram post

And then Austen started doing this very envious sh too.

And then before that, it was her visiting me

And then brands assumed that I was

And then Craig admitted that he slept with Naomie in Las Vegas.

And then he'll go, "Butterfly."

And then I know you said no bow ties,

And then I'm gonna go to my folks' house

And then like you know?

And then my father.

And then relationship wise, like,

And then she got Wait, recently?

And then something will happen,

And then take a shot of tequila.

And then the thought of coming back...

And then they started arguing at the bar

And then we walk away.

And then we'll split the she crab soup.

And then when it comes down to you and your friends,

And then y'all will come and do a birthday celebration.

And then you find a girlfriend,

And then you reacted on Twitter rather than go to her,

And then, I started modeling. And then, that kind of fell

And then, like, he tried to hurt me by being like,

And then, like, spend time, come back,

And then, real humbled real quick.

And there's a small reckoning coming.

And there's been no eye contact since.

And they used to all live on the same block as my mom.

And they're a hoot.

And they've been together, like, 34 years.

And unfortunately, our system works against changing that.

And Venita has told me that, you know,

And wanted to do a lot of candlelight.

And was like, "Everything you ever said was right."

And was like, "Hey, I'd love for you to bring over

And we act like nothing's happening.

And we decorated the whole house together.

And we have like the same sense of humor.

And we have, like, a machine right here.

And we hooked up again in Vegas,

And we hung out together so much.

And we kind of just like came to Naomie's defense,

And we should day drink tomorrow."

And we're going to have a good time tonight.

And we've done 200,000 in sales

And what I have not been getting in this relationship.

And yeah, he makes me nervous, which is kind of hard to do.

And yeah, we couldn't be happier.

And you can go to all your friends and ask,

And you didn't want to be alone, right,

And you don't have to hear it. No, no, no, no.

And you have a beautiful home. Thank you.

And you have to revise it in three days.

And you know, I don't really know Olivia that much,

And you like them, like, you're gonna make it work.

And you won't admit it, because you're mean to him.

And you. And you.

And, like, actually have a relationship,

And, like, as me wanting to, like,

And, like, how we can't teach our kids that,

And, like, just go with it."

And, like, now it's just like,

And, you know, I've been in relationships

Another thing I don't like is like, she tries to like,

Another year and a half, you're like, you know what?

Any good or fresh today we should be focusing on?

Any of the snacks that you can imagine.

Any tension between Naomie and Paige.

Anyone new that comes into my life has to go through you.

Anyway, okay, so what's going on?

Anyway...

Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't stay

Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't stay

Are just gonna come over for a drink,

Are these for me? Yes.

Are those, like, little sparkles?

Are you all right? Like, I'm concerned.

Are you crazy?

Are you dating? No.

Are you excited?

Are you excited?

Are you guys waiting for the ladies room?

Are you having fun?

Are you joking? Look at me.

Are you ready to do this? Yes. Let's go.

Are you saying, like, the system

Are you shaking my hand now?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure about that?

Are you timing?

As an influencer.

As far as, I don't know if we're growing

As my life bodyguard.

As Shep and Taylor continued to play house...

As soon as I graduated, I ended up playing football in Canada.

As soon as I looked at him.

Ask me if I want anything. I'll probably

At Craig's picture.

At first, he was, like, caught off guard,

At least your father was only ill

At Naomie's party, don't forget.

At some point, I'm gonna want to start

At something a little different.

At the big picture, the 5 year plan,

At this point in my life,

Attack dogs behind me or something.

Austen questioned whether he and Craig

Austen slid into my DMs, which is oh so romantic.

Austen would not know, clearly.

Austen, breathe it out.

Austen, if you don't have things that

Austen!

Austen.

Aw.

Away from you.

Awesome.

Aye, yai, yai. Why?

Babe, how are you feeling about tonight?

Babe, you look good.

Babe...

Back to what I know.

Barbecue here was a disaster.

BDE, baby.

Be able to get to know you better

Be kind, be a good human.

Because Austen was trying to like, prompt me for things.

Because he and Naomie hooked up in Vegas.

Because he needed a corporate wife

Because he never made a move on it.

Because he's afraid of, like, commitment,

Because he's into this whole, like, scary thing.

Because his whole thing is, I want to do what I want,

Because I am starving.

Because I didn't think I was going to actually see it.

Because I don't like to like, play telephone.

Because I don't trust everyone?

Because I feel like

Because I have ing passionate feelings.

Because I like autonomy, and I don't want that

Because I want her to work with me.

Because it just feels like there's this underlying,

Because it just, like, wasn't fun and whatever.

Because it's festering.

Because Kathryn doesn't like Naomie.

Because Kathryn used to hang out

Because me and Natalie broke up.

Because my communication hasn't always been great.

Because my family is you know,

Because of a bad fight, but maybe sit down and try.

Because of all the sh she said.

Because Taylor made you.

Because then I'm going to be uncomfortable.

Because there aren't any red flags.

Because there's something in your heart still there.

Because there's, like, all these big feelings

Because they really are close.

Because they're both single moms.

Because Venita and Madison

Because where else would you do it?

Because you bring that stress to me,

Because you can always give somebody a chance.

Because you guys were so cute.

Because you guys, y'all seem a little toxic.

Because you know what Taylor wants.

Because you'd rather not deal with it.

Because you'd think that like something was...

Because you've had my back,

Been a sh y friend to me.

Before dating you.

Before I met John,

Before I met John.

Being a Instead of keeping

Being in a relationship and settling down,

Best seat in the house right there.

Better than he knows himself,

Big Bird.

Big dick energy.

Bonding with my boyfriend's mom.

Boop.

Both separately, and I have no idea that

Both, y'all are both the problem.

Brilliant man.

Bud, bud, bud, you know why Mommy has to work?

Business is going well,

But "pull out and pray" is definitely not reliable at all.

But after news broke that Craig and I

But almost two years, and I'm happy,

But also nobody in my family has ever been divorced,

But also, it was a crazy ride.

But can you imagine a baby Shep?

But Craig was like, "Craig's upstairs in my room."

But Craig, you still love her and deep down

But don't feel too bad for Mr. Kroll.

But even if you did find out

But finally, my eyes are open,

But for Chleb to just leave for a few days,

But fortunately, it was a false alarm,

But from what I understand,

But guess what? You yelling and being the loudest

But he hasn't told her?

But he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not yet. Not yet.

But he's, in ways, the birthday boy.

But hopefully, I'm wrong.

But how you deal with success is an extremely telling thing.

But I can't.

But I did grab one, just in case.

But I didn't expect to see Madison.

But I don't know how much he would,

But I don't know how to address my feelings

But I don't know what to do about this,

But I don't know you.

But I don't know. Who said that?

But I feel like your life is gone.

But I figured Kathryn Would want her there.

But I get kind of close, you know?

But I got hurt at the end of my contract

But I hear about you, so I think

But I just

But I just went for it. I was like, "You know what?"

But I really appreciate the support.

But I really think that that's the best thing

But I still was there because she extended the offer.

But I swear I love it.

But I think he knows he's in the wrong

But I wanted to invite you to my 30th birthday party.

But I was like, it was twice.

But I'm here now. Let's talk about it.

But I'm here to look good."

But I'm like, "But does it register?"

But I'm not in high school,

But I'm not pregnant, which is fine,

But I've been telling myself,

But if I know ing Craig, which I do

But if she's got a thick skin, then she'll survive.

But if someone's not really serious about

But if you're feeling overwhelmed emotionally,

But it can be squashed very easily.

But it didn't read well with Regina George

But it was just kind of a fleeting thing.

But it's a new decade.

But it's been the longest, most steady relationship

But it's Kathryn's birthday.

But it's like a cohesive fit with them.

But just show that you heard me.

But just so you know, I was number 12 of 12.

But my birthday's in a week.

But my job requires me to work on the weekends.

But Naomie and I have really no reason

But Naomie came.

But now I feel awkward.

But now it's like, I don't know,

But now you're telling me to shut up?

But now, whatever she says goes.

But right now, I'd be happy with champagne.

But she never asked for sh .

But she stays with me a lot, five, six nights a week.

But she's not overly anxious to go down that road.

But since I've been in her life, I make her realize,

But somebody told me this, so I don't know,

But sometimes that's not enough.

But that's all it was. I would break up with you.

But that's cool, so...

But that's my conversation, not your conversation to have.

But that's what we do.

But that's why I was so sad being back in Charleston,

But the first thing is the most important, Craig.

But the party was very interesting.

But then I was like, okay, let's get lunch,

But then on the side, I started modelling and then

But then, you know, a couple months ago,

But there was, like, a bit of a

But there's no connection there.

But they started talking,

But this is not working.

But this just goes to show you where Craig and I's

But today, don't get triggered because that's

But we get out there and he was just like,

But we see each other and we have fun

But we were always friendly.

But what a good surprise.

But what Austen didn't know is, I called Paige and told her.

But whenever I would open up to him,

But whether it be ing two weeks,

But y'all need to be helping me make this a long term thing.

But yeah, by the end of it,

But yeah, I mean, I think with Kathryn,

But you are, you're on Kathryn's side right now.

But you can't step foot in my store without getting angry.

But you didn't tell the whole story.

But you guys ing linger.

But you guys did not just sleep together once.

But you guys were really like amorous and like,

But you know what?

But you told me that it didn't happen.

But you weren't open to it.

But, like, five hours ago. Okay.

But, like, I feel definitely hurt by you.

But, like, just an outsider looking in...

But, like, let's have a good time, right?

But, like, look, my eyes aren't closed.

But, like, we don't use protection.

But, like, what she did to me last year,

But, like, when I talk to her, I have a hard time

But, like, you care about him. You still

By the way, I do appreciate everybody like

By the way, I haven't seen Craig in several months.

Bye, cutie.

Bye.

Call her later.

Calm down and clear our head.

Calm down, I don't need

Can I be present with you second,

Can I get a cheeseburger?

Can I have the Fort Sumter punch with the dark rum butter?

Can I leave this with you up front?

Can I see that? You sure can.

Can I show you a scarf to go around the neck?

Can I shut this?

Can you maintain friendships and be a good person?

Can you please tell me what you

Careful. This thing is white.

Champagne and cupcakes. Seriously.

Charleston down here in the low country.

Chauncey, get your fat ass in here.

Check it out, dude.

Cheers to the last year of 20s.

Cheers to your birthday.

Cheers, babe.

Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chewed a hole in it.

Chleb and I have been together for a little over a year now.

Church basketball? Yeah.

Classic.

Clean slate, blah blah blah.

Columbus Cummings, worked on the railroad

Combined?

Come on back.

Come on, Austen.

Come on, feathers.

Come on, let's go pick an outfit, okay?

Come on, man.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Cornholio.

Could you help me tie this back of this?

Craig and I weren't really dating,

Craig can kiss my ass.

Craig is not able to just, like, sleep with someone

Craig is supposed to be my best friend.

Craig made it official with his girl from New York.

Craig, come here.

Craig, that's your specialty, though. It really is.

Craig, you are in big trouble.

Craig.

Craig's a good liar. What? Is he lying about it?

Cute and adorable, or if I'm like, what in the now?

Dad, go sit down in the kitchen.

Damn it.

Damn, boy.

Damn!

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Are we done?

Dang it.

Deal with what stress?

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.

Definitely should would want to come with us.

Definitely, thank you.

Deflecting, deflecting, deflecting.

Did we need to grab menus? I think they're coming.

Did you bring anything to match what I'm wearing?

Did you drink with your roomies tonight?

Did you guys hook up?

Did you have fun? They enjoyed hanging out.

Did you not hear me? Why would I be leaving you?

Did you really?

Did you smell them?

Did you want to grab anything to drink to start out with?

Didn't expect to see some people here tonight.

Didn't I just God.

Didn't stay in Vegas.

Dirty. You fight dirty.

Ditto.

Do anything that would sabotage my relationship.

Do I want another cauliflower steak?

Do we have the same bag?

Do you actually think it changes things?

Do you have a million to bet?

Do you have ice? Yeah, you do.

Do you know how to apply cologne?

Do you know what's going on with Craig, Naomie, and Paige?

Do you see Naomie?

Do you think this can work?

Do you want a glass of champagne?

Do you want me to turn? Yeah.

Do you want to be with me, Chleb?

Do you want to be with me, Chleb?

Do you want to have your "I told you so" moment?

Does Craig know you invited Naomie?

Does not.

Does not.

Doesn't that sound bomb? Oh, they have edamame.

Dogs are a lot of work.

Doing parties for clients,

Don't be like that.

Don't bother Paige.

Don't bring that sh around me.

Don't even say that.

Don't feel your emotions basically.

Don't get excited. And like

Don't scare him off right when he gets here.

Don't tell me what to do!

Don't tell Whitney I ate a hamburger.

Don't worry. I'm not.

Don't you have a pink dress?

Done with your ing ass.

Drink and shop. That's what we're all about.

Drinking for me, so he's probably enjoying himself.

Drinks tomorrow," but if you say "so,"

Dude, I was just chilling over there,

Dude, last time I was here,

Dude, you are near me.

Each other in a long time. Craig, that's unacceptable.

Emotionally or physically.

Especially from like, you know, someone that's

Especially if, like, you only have

Especially Naomie, who I've always had a hunch

Even if it's right or wrong.

Even though it probably was a lot,

Ever find anyone that made me,

Every night.

Every now and then she'll give me a night off.

Every time that you meet, like, a cool girl,

Everyone has dated people before.

Everyone is in pink. Hi.

Everyone's like, "Oh, my God, Venita."

Everything doesn't grow at the same speed.

Everything that she does is, like,

Everything was happy.

Everything's going well.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excellent. Good job.

Except I'm peeling, because I'm using a retinol.

Extra sweet. Just like you.

Figure it out, buddy. Come on.

Figure out how to change my life drastically.

Filling up with milk?

Fine.

Fire extinguishers went off.

First of all, don't tell me to calm down,

First of all, don't tell me to calm down,

First off, she's tall. Thank God.

First thought, and I kid you not, was his height.

First time I'd seen her.

For a better man for you.

For a long time, Madison and Austen thought

For a solid future,

For five days, which isn't a longest time in the world.

For God's sakes, y'all got to get over this.

For how things played out, but do I trust her

For Kathryn's birthday party.

For like a second.

For midnight bowling, which I used to love to do,

For Naomie and Craig, right?

For our birthdays this weekend.

For quite some time

For several, several years, and I couldn't find anybody

For sure.

For sure.

For what I'm going through.

For when it's convenient for you.

For you and for me.

For your opening, you had a tap.

For your wedding shower too. Yeah.

For, you know, timeline purposes.

French fries and the lobster deviled eggs.

From living your life." You know what?

From this side, babe.

Fun to see what Kathryn

Gatsby like production, you know what I'm saying?

Gave me a little scare.

Gentler...

Get heated, let's fix it.

Get married, have kids.

Get out of Dodge.

Get to know you better, like,

Get your sh together.

Go ahead. After you.

Go down that road. See what happens.

Go heaps and bounds if you told her that.

Go with the flow y, you know?

Go.

God bless this mess.

God bless.