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Silicon Valley - Season 3 Silicon Valley is a critically acclaimed television series that first premiered in 2014 and

Silicon Valley - Season 3

Silicon Valley is a critically acclaimed television series that first premiered in 2014 and completed its third season in 2016. Set in the bustling tech hub of the same name, the show offers an insightful and hilarious take on the rollercoaster world of startup companies, their eccentric founders, and the cutthroat nature of the industry.

The ensemble cast of Silicon Valley is an absolute delight, bringing their characters to life with perfect comedic timing and a dash of Silicon Valley quirkiness. The show stars Thomas Middleditch as the socially awkward programming genius Richard Hendricks, who creates a groundbreaking compression algorithm that catches the eye of venture capitalist Peter Gregory (played by the late Christopher Evan Welch).

The core of the show is the camaraderie and dynamics of Richard's business partners and close friends. There's T.J. Miller as Erlich Bachman, the eccentric and ego-driven founder of the incubator where Richard and his team live and work. Then we have Josh Brener as Dinesh Chugtai, the witty and competitive Pakistani-American programmer, and Martin Starr as Bertram Gilfoyle, the dry-humored and morally ambiguous systems administrator. Together they form Pied Piper, an up-and-coming tech startup that faces numerous challenges and misadventures throughout the series.

Other notable characters include Zach Woods as Jared Dunn, the lovably odd and endearing COO of Pied Piper, and Amanda Crew as Monica Hall, a venture capitalist and mentor to the team. The incomparable Kumail Nanjiani also appears as Dinesh's fellow programmer, Dinesh Chugtai.

Silicon Valley's Season 3 dives deeper into the intricacies of the startup world and the relentless pressure to succeed. The writing is razor-sharp, satirizing the tech industry while still giving us genuinely relatable and complex characters. The show flawlessly balances humor and drama, making for an engaging viewing experience.

Throughout the season, Pied Piper faces financial challenges, corporate conflicts, rivalries, and the ever-present threat of being crushed by more established giants in the industry. The storyline takes captivating twists and turns, offering plenty of surprises along the way.

The success of Silicon Valley lies in its ability to create authentic, in-depth characters and deliver clever storytelling that comments on the absurdity and brilliance of the tech world. It strikes a chord with both tech-savvy viewers who can relate to the industry's realities and those who are simply looking for a well-crafted ensemble comedy-drama.

If you want to immerse yourself in the sounds of Silicon Valley, you're in luck. You can now play and download the show's infectious opening credits theme and other original music from the series. Whether you want to reminisce about the ups and downs of the Pied Piper team, or simply enjoy some fantastic tunes, these sounds are a must-listen for any fan of the show.

So, grab your popcorn, settle on the couch, and join the quirky and brilliant characters on their Silicon Valley adventures. Silicon Valley Season 3 will have you laughing, cringing, and rooting for the underdogs in the tech capital of the world.

You can play and download these sounds here: [link to the source where the sounds can be accessed].

A bigger leadership role in the company.
A brain like Richard's comes along once in a generation.
A broad based compression platform
A company that's valued over $10 billion before its initial public offering.
A corner of your cozy garage.
A frank discussion about this.
A kindly pet, or humanity's cruelest mistake?
A little bit better than... this.
A little farther.
A little field trip, if you will?
A little harder for you guys to sell, all right?
A lot of people have raised their hands...
A man that I fired by the way, and no offense, I like him.
A million dollars?
A million?
A new CEO will be brought in to manage day to day operations
A nice piece of fish?
A Pied Piper engineer.
A secret company inside the company.
A Series B round of $6 million
A shuttle?
A simple Hooli search would yield thousands of choices.
A step by step guide to all of the nuances of your platform.
A tasteful Polynesian affair, culturally accurate,
A thousand times what the box is worth.
A very convincing public apology, preferably...
About a great new story I'm chasing.
About a rack mounted server type appliance?
About Hooli or Gavin Belson.
About just doing your absolute minimum of your specs,
About modifying your platform for enterprise.
About restructuring the cap table.
About some serious ugliness going on at Pied Piper.
About tabs versus spaces
About the blog...
About the way some of this stuff was being arranged.
About your secret project
Absolutely indistinguishable from real users?
Absolutely, Chela.
Acting on this would expose the fact
Action Jack Barker?
Actually, all of your devices will begin helping each other
Actually, I don't think I was CC'd on
Actually, I'm kind of pumped.
Actually, I'm sorry. I have an issue with, uh,
Actually, it's sort of like a context tree.
Actually, let me ask you a question... Emily.
Actually, my concern is the room.
Actually, no, none whatsoever.
Actually, no. No, sorry, Jan the Man.
Actually, we can.
Actually, with that in mind,
Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.
Actually...
Admit it, you fucked yourself.
After all, he's king again. Women like that.
After betraying his leader, Jesus Christ.
After busting my balls about not getting an invite.
After that, he ran Turnwire for four years
After the Vanity Fair thing tonight. I mean, did you see the guest list?
After your considerable outlay on lifestyle,
Again, I'm not comfortable estimating, but...
Again, it's... Erlich Bachman.
Again, uh, not a bartender.
Again?
Against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
Agreed.
Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
Ah, an insult born of respect.
Ah, Fred, this is Jared. He actually is a, uh... a temporary resident.
Ah, here they come.
Ah, they filled you in. That's good.
Ah, yes, of course. You are going to make me say it.
Ah, yes. It was one of my finer moments.
Ah! Jared, Jesus fuck! What are you doing?
Ah.
Ah. Gavin.
Ah. Hiroki san.
Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil.
Ah. The Super Angel Premium Deluxe.
Alcatraz?
Alex Trebek. Hitler.
All credit goes to you, Richard. Excuse me.
All joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts
All negative mentions of Nucleus off of Hooli Search.
All Nucleus personnel will be given proper notice and terminated.
All of it.
All of them on the payroll, all of them here
All of this?
All of you will likely look back at this time in your lives
All of you!
All right
All right, all right. Look, look, look.
All right, babe, I gotta go.
All right, Big Head. You want to play it that way?
All right, calm down, Snowden. I zeroed them all out, we're fine.
All right, Dinesh, um...
All right, forget it. What are we doing about this article?
All right, forget it. You people are useless.
All right, fuck it, I'm in... but on one condition.
All right, get it out of here!
All right, guys, think I'm gonna take off
All right, guys, who wants to start work on the fragment uploader?
All right, I have some news for you.
All right, I spun together a few more servers.
All right, I'll bite. What's your trick?
All right, I'll see you back at the house.
All right, I'm going to take a spin on that fancy Japanese toilet,
All right, let's do some rearing.
All right, look, this is weird,
All right, Mr. Hendricks, we have you staying one night
All right, my friend. I should get to work, so thanks for the lift.
All right, so I've set up a sign up page for the beta,
All right, stop. Everybody, just stop.
All right, take it away.
All right, then.
All right, uh...
All right, well, I guess I should just revert back.
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Dismissed.
All right. We're all set here.
All right. Well, Jared...
All right. Winner gets the big monitor.
All right. Your house has appreciated
All so we could build our platform the way we wanted to.
All the media stuff has been pretty overwhelming, especially lately.
All the racks, GPUs, and cables are in storage at the office.
All the skunkwork docs into the office?
All the VC funding.
All the way to the building's main power panel.
All the way to the waist.
All they know is that I'm over there
All two million. I mean, 20 million.
All we need to do is...
All you had to do was keep your fucking mouth shut
Allowing you to raid other innocent people's bank accounts,
Almost all of our new users
Almost as nice as the fingers that typed it.
Almost certainly not.
Almost like some of our users.
Aloha.
Alone?
Already? Recruiters move fast these days.
Also correct.
Also not true. You have a large stake
Also, don't throw away the whole jaguar thing,
Also, I invite you to click yes,
Also, uh...
Although less sexy now. I'll concede that.
Although, if you did, going to jail for protecting your source
Although, Richard, couldn't you just rewrite the compressor
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
Am forced to officially say goodbye
Amazing.
Amazing.
An action like this is very expensive and time consuming,
An email account in his name,
An employee's withholding critical information about a competitor.
An uninspired application of your technology.
And $40,000 more when one of them was misplaced
And 36,000 dollars at our disposal.
And 400 people using it near Tara in Boston.
And a brilliant coder.
And a quick thank you, and then a... just a couple of follow up questions.
And a smooth transition to a new CEO will be possible.
And about what, they don't know.
And actually learn.
And add another thousand a day for the next week.
And Alex Hamilton... who was half black, so that's Dinesh.
And all of that stuff, and I hope we do.
And all the efficiencies of the cloud.
And also, I'm not fired, these guys aren't fired, you all are fired.
And although we have flowed,
And an amazing human being.
And an appliance may be a good short term play,
And apart from the party expenses,
And are currently reviewing the Pied Piper app for sale
And are thus legally invalid,
And as Raviga controls three of the board seats,
And as you've already pointed out, even if you do prevail,
And Bachmanity!
And back it up in a protected enclosure
And because of that, the big kahuna bites.
And before you know it, you'll be in love.
And besides, let's be honest, Richard shouldn't be in the public eye
And besides, like you, I'm giving up everything else I have of value...
And blog on the face of the earth. Do you understand?
And booked the Geek Squad to set it up for him this afternoon.
And break the lease on this place and get the fuck out of here.
And by your own admission in that article,
And call for a revote tomorrow,
And check this out.
And clearly, we are not.
And compassion for Erlich's loss.
And deleted six minutes after that.
And did she say anything after that?
And didn't invite me along...
And do you know the name of that company?
And do you still have your shadow?
And drop it in the ocean right after dark.
And Endframe stole the other half.
And Erlich Bachman, Chief Visionary.
And Evan.
And even declaring bankruptcy
And even if we did, our platform isn't designed to accommodate it.
And every day we sit in limbo like this...
And everything to do with the fact that
And explain it in a simpler way.
And facing charges for attacking a police horse with a shovel.
And filled it with watermelon jello!
And for your information, we've been trading texts.
And fucked me with it.
And get a helo crew out of Travis AFB
And get the best chocolatier, we want to impress.
And give me an exclusive from jail. Yeah.
And give the bezel a little slam.
And got a better bid from another appliance maker,
And guess what, it's never going to happen now,
And hair of my fiercest rivals.
And half the water evaporated overnight. It's crazy.
And Hanneman sold that gun to Raviga,
And have a judge compel me to give up my source, or go to jail.
And he had no idea about the beta.
And he wants to talk about his app.
And he was tired of getting shit from his CEO, the King of England,
And he's standing here, looking you in the face,
And his perspicuous skewering of evangelicals is laudable.
And honestly I would be really happy
And hopefully it'll be super obvious what's going wrong.
And how much did you give him?
And I actually got her real phone number.
And I actually thought about having you killed.
And I am going to ejaculate my success all over the faces
And I am the only buyer I approve,
And I appreciate you being so honest with me.
And I appreciate your position.
And I assure you, gentlemen of the Hooli board,
And I can liaise with sales to coordinate
And I can see now why you didn't want to come to us for funding.
And I can use these opposing forces
And I certainly don't trust anyone else.
And I could never do anything to make you sad.
And I don't care how much money I lose,
And I don't have any metrics to back it up,
And I don't take kindly to threats, Mr. Hendricks.
And I fucked it up.
And I get jack shit?
And I guess I don't have to worry about any rumors coming out.
And I have a hanging tag
And I have a story.
And I have to hire a lawyer
And I just did. Jack Barker has been exited.
And I know that I can't stop it, but I'm not gonna vote
And I know we needed a quarter million DAU's
And I must now serve my entire sentence...
And I probably can't say how fucking pissed off I am
And I said that I did it to stay in the game
And I said, "Surprise us."
And I said, Hey, Richie, this is a shit deal,
And I saw you leave your office and come here.
And I walk away.
And I was sure wrong about that.
And I will repay you with my own.
And I would reconsider sitting down with you and your clients
And I would very much like to be there to see that it happens.
And I'll think about it.
And I'll... I'll tell the gang.
And I'm afraid you can't come.
And I'm assuming Pied Piper can't afford my salary,
And I'm giving your seat to Jared.
And I'm in to the idea of taking
And I'm not going to hit you.
And I'm not interested
And if he wants to fly it in the side of a fucking mountain,
And if I could get a, uh, an email, be CC'd on the latest draft...
And if I did, which I don't,
And if I do the right thing here,
And if I don't, we're done.
And if our platform works, which we know it will,
And if the table is large enough, many people.
And if those aren't going to be worth anything
And if we fuck anything up and get caught,
And if you mention my Montblanc,
And if you think it would be cool,
And if you think it's ready to go,
And if your Coast Guard would be a little more helpful,
And in a few weeks, when we run out of money,
And in March of 2000, do you know when a four year plan ended?
And in other good news, we've managed to fill out our engineering team.
And in reality, you're just a minority.
And installing Jack Barker in his place only compounded that error.
And it asked me to confirm twice.
And it fucking kills me that Laurie is out there
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
And it has a lot less of Barker's ass rubbed all over it.
And it hits me.
And it insults my honor.
And it just sits there and no one even knows it's there.
And it just... it had to be you.
And it kills fucking gazelles.
And it only cost $15,000.
And it would be a shame if that went away.
And it's all in there. This will definitely set the record straight.
And it's gonna take a long, long, long time
And it's not even the software.
And it's pretty fucking awesome.
And Jack was okay with hemorrhaging money,
And Jan the Man...
And Jian Yang...
And just change the language here.
And lady, neither do I.
And lastly, our deal to furnish Endframe boxes
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so...
And like the rest of you, I'm a sexual being.
And look, I... I really appreciate all this.
And make sure that the money reads.
And make the best possible product.
And maybe sometime in the future,
And move on without you at the wheel.
And my body is my house,
And my friends were at a bar?
And no matter how good something is,
And no matter what happens,
And no more of these stupid offices, okay?
And no one's doing it.
And no onsite support. I think you can hire other engineers
And Noah's been using a lot of hate speech with me lately,
And not in the membrane.
And now he thinks he's gonna walk out on us?
And now he's the face of Warner Bros.
And now it's taught at business schools.
And now suddenly we're giving him the benefit of the doubt?
And now that Richard's dating,
And now they're worth over $400 billion.
And now they've knitted them together.
And now we are almost at 500,000 installs, right?
And now we're dead ass broke.
And now you want to eliminate the entire neural net from the platform?
And now, if you will excuse me.
And nowhere, sort of.
And Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
And obviously Wall Street is responding to that.
And of course I've seen the numbers.
And offer me a Push Pop, yes.
And once I sign this... this, that's it, right?
And one that we can no longer pay for
And out I went, right on my ass.
And pay for them. Good fuckin' luck, man. I'm out.
And pay me to give you the rest?
And please turn off that fucking music.
And plow it into engineers to build the platform. Okay?
And possibly future CEO of Pied Piper.
And put it in a box and bury it at Maleant.
And put it in a hole in a subbasement in a data center,
And Raviga gets all of it because of their liquidation preference
And realize you wasted a whole year with nothing to show for it.
And reporters generally don't give up their sources.
And run the company the way its supposed to be run.
And see what pretty birdies might share my nest.
And sharing is tables.
And she can't do a goddamn thing about it now.
And she has a fiduciary obligation as a member of the board
And she's getting me in to see Laurie this morning
And sign that piece of paper.
And so is this.
And so, bring it in, Dang,
And so, Gavin doesn't want to see
And so, I thank you...
And so, Richard, if we want to build the platform,
And some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer.
And spoken to you privately about staying on,
And sticking with your friend.
And technically complex compression based platform
And terror at not living up
And thank you, Laurie.
And that could be useful...
And that I need to get a real job
And that is how we find the bugs.
And that is my final offer.
And that is why tables are like Pied Piper.
And that is why...
And that nobody would ever use it?
And that road must be paved with trust. Blind trust.
And that way, I'm always home.
And that's a tough sell,
And that's that.
And that's what every successful partnership is about.
And that's why no one will take the CEO job
And that's... that's for the beta that you sent me?
And the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey.
And the entire cornerstone
And the fact that it probably won't make any difference
And the flag of San Francisco.
And the fucking sales guys ran with it.
And the losers went home, all that was left was this.
And the need to contain them. What do you think would happen
And the odds of that are?
And the only way you're going to get that many users
And the other is wrong.
And the pool was right where it needed to be the whole time.
And the product isn't your algorithm, either.
And the real numbers,
And the rumors swirling about your leadership.
And the stock option grant, it's cool by us, all right?
And the whole point is
And the Wi Fi kicks in, I'm ActionJB62 on Hooli chat.
And then coincidentally you'll finally be able to see
And then getting the next three million in the next few weeks.
And then Google indexed it, so I've been dealing with that.
And then he could come after my entire settlement if that happens.
And then I I drew a smile on it.
And then I make a decision.
And then I remembered our conversation in the bathtub,
And then I say to him,
And then it snowballs.
And then laid waste to the herd, but what courage.
And then Laurie put that jackhole Barker in to bankrupt the company.
And then let's get to work figuring out which one of these bedrooms
And then once you have a big enough user base,
And then Raviga just fucking pistol whipped you.
And then replaced me with Action Jack Barker.
And then suddenly grew a thick, girthy conscience
And then the whole thing just took off like a rocket.
And then they would've voted to remove you.
And then this fuckin' nerd calls
And then watch these two assholes crash and burn
And then we tethered it to the routine we were trying to use...
And then we'd have a discussion.
And then you have sex with her?
And then you were just the face of the company.
And then, it settles in.
And these are all your swains,
And they were able to create the best product,
And this asshole wanted to pivot to video chat.
And three of them are here in this office right now.
And three, I sense that people are taking advantage of you.
And to be honest, it's really embarrassing to be so fucking wrong.
And together, we have over 20 million
And unfortunately, with Pied Piper, it's me.
And unless you have some totally different,
And waiting until later to sell it,
And walk away from your entire severance packages!
And want you to kill yourself.
And we all know how electrons exist in orbitals.
And we can isolate each of our users.
And we did, but I guess you just can't fight public opinion,
And we get his back.
And we have a plan in place for rapid growth.
And we spent a fucking bazillion dollars, on the Tables ad
And we were always planning our big escape.
And we will talk more tomorrow.
And we would so appreciate your input.
And we, uh, compromise.
And we'd actually make money?
And we're both gaining a lot also.
And we're gonna build Pied Piper just to prove you wrong.
And we're gonna keep it small and secure,
And we're not saying it did,
And what about me?
And what about speaking with the reporter? What would that be?
And what if Barker changes his mind and lets us build the platform?
And what that means is, if I haven't taken you aside
And what, and go do my fucking job?
And what, pray tell, might that be?
And what's great about it. Well, clearly he doesn't get it.
And what's in the eggs?
And whatever makes the value of that stock go up,
And when I leave, Jared's out, Dinesh is out, Gilfoyle is out.
And when the neural net kicks in, it's gonna be rad.
And when the time is right, you'll send for me.
And when they started bringing in chefs and masseuses,
And when they tell me that business facing is the play,
And when you are emotional,
And who, if they hadn't had their millions stolen,
And why are they at the Hooli campus?
And with all due respect, I gave it to you, the one person without a computing background,
And with any luck, she's not a dogface.
And with this token of apology,
And yes, I did say we.
And yes, I'm jacking off, but I don't need to ejaculate
And you are not my baby.
And you are the only four people in this building
And you are too legit to quit,
And you bought this place with the money you made
And you bringing in these so called "experts..."
And you guys give me shit for a tiny gold chain?
And you have a last minute invite
And you haven't let me forget that
And you just declared your intention to walk.
And you leave Hooli immediately.
And you made me a part of it, so now I'm lying to him, too.
And you might be able to buy back your own company
And you projected it'll be four years until we get to revenue?
And you put me in danger of losing it all
And you said it felt engineered.
And you tell me which ones you like, okay?
And you want to sleep in that box?
And you were supposed to be my meal ticket.
And you will need to sit down with our head of PR beforehand to go over talking points.
And you would have responsibilities.
And you'd continue vesting your shares, and keep your board seat.
And you're disgusted by your own dick.
And you're going to have to drive yourself.
And you're going to want to sign here
And you're staring back like he don't even exist.
And you're the one that doesn't like it,
And your solution to that was to go into business with him?
And your talent as an engineer,
And, like, finger banging. Oh, hey.
And, she's slandering my tech.
And, uh, it is the safest room in the event, unlikely, of a fire.
And, uh, not five minutes later,
And, uh, one word... frittata.
And, uh, people that I know I can trust.
And, uh, very talented, and has a great laugh.
And, uh, we're going for drinks later, so...
And, uh, well, I noticed something.
And, uh, why not?
And, uh, you're available immediately?
And, um, she's definitely not a founder hounder. So... sorry.
And, you know, between the fraudulent numbers
And, you know, now this Bloomberg thing.
And?
And? And it turns out they were paid in full.
And... and essentially meaningless,
And... and, um, I'm sorry.
And... we all know what's in yogurt, right?
Any disagreement shall be settled
Any financial dealings with his son
Any foe or enemy I've made
Any more bad word of mouth and we will be royally fucked.
Any more negative mentions of Nucleus on Hooli Search.
Any of those people could be dismissed with no severance.
Any person can sit at a table,
Any unvested stock
Anyone would use spaces over tabs.
Anything's an improvement.
Anytime you're near a woman,
Anyway, Gilfoyle, have you seen it?
Anyway, here's what we came up with.
Anyway, I had no choice.
Anyway, I hope we each find a good fit somewhere.
Anyway, she wanted a comprehensive,
Anywhere above level three, those are reserved.
Anywhere even though they're not actually on any of our devices.
Anywhere, because the second you take a photo or a video or compose a text message,
Apparently, she's already given it to her elderly father
April of 2000.
Are born mutated or dead,
Are gonna have to take back their gift baskets,
Are now officially the property of Bachmanity, LLC.
Are those still in?
Are we absolutely clear?
Are we clear?
Are we out?
Are we worth 250 million dollars?
Are you an attorney here to see a client?
Are you angry with me, Richard?
Are you calling us unsympathetic?
Are you fucking insane? It's not ready.
Are you guys out raising money from someone else?
Are you kidding me? I made the company, okay?
Are you kidding me? Wh Gilfoyle, back me up here.
Are you kidding me? What the fuck is going on right now?
Are you leaving?
Are you less?
Are you offering me a job?
Are you Richard?
Are you serious here?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious? Everybody else loves it.
Are you serious? Have you honestly still not told him that you sold your shares?
Are you serious? You've been sitting on the beta for a day
Are you suggesting that we alter
Are you sure it's not the tall guy?
Are you sure that you can fire us, like, legally?
Are you sure?
Are you trying to tell me that you want to talk to Barker?
Are you, Big Head? Partners?
Arthur, you listen to me, and you listen good.
As a contemptible asshole, you were talking about Erlich?
As being the most expedient candidate
As CEO of my company.
As I was explaining to Mr. Bighetti,
As if it were never a prison at all?
As if they had a fiber optic cable plugged into it.
As in Erlich Bachman and Nelson Bighetti?
As long as we are able to get the best people
As long as we're trading apples for comparable apples,
As the fable teaches us,
As you can see, this is a very emotional time for me as well,
As you do trying to ogle strange Slavic women,
As you said, it was going to come out one way or another.
Asking if I'd want to interview for the job of CEO at Pied Piper.
Assholes, shit dongles,
At $5 million at a $50 million valuation.
At 7:30 in the morning, but...
At all, in perpetuity,
At first, it's ugly and embarrassing
At historical Pier Three, with a breathtaking view
At Hooli, I once saw two engineers get into a fight so vicious,
At least for the first year.
At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself
At least this way, I'm still in the game.
At least we'll make a little money doing it.
At least, not in my book. Um, um, one is right,
At my expense, I guess.
At Raviga, we ask the big, hairy questions
At that point, all you're left with
At the company that I started?
At user behavior to figure out
Awesome.
Bachmanity Insanity.
Bachmanity rides again.
Back from whence she came?
Back up, back up.
Baller, you got lucky on the first date.
Baltimore
Bam!
Banished from my own company? No.
Barry, Warren, Natalie, Martina,
Be showered, groomed, well dressed.
Be turning Pied Piper from a unicorn into a donkey wearing a party hat?"
Be well, Gavin.
Be well, work hard, and know one another.
Because 'awesome world changing compression company'
Because at that point, he can't tell Laurie the truth.
Because by the time I listen to the messages,
Because he thought we were launching the box
Because he's too much of a prima donna
Because Hoover sure didn't think so.
Because I am gonna get it all back
Because I just got off the phone with Monica
Because I provide the Bachman, and he provides the capital.
Because I want to send them a fucking nice gift.
Because I'm on my way to Raviga right now
Because I'm out.
Because it could look different on other people's computers.
Because it's fucking humiliating. I'm broke, Richard.
Because me and my product
Because of the tech companies, right?
Because of these fucking monitors.
Because people like to lie, Richard.
Because she couldn't assign a dollar value to it.
Because that was the specific language which Maleant requested
Because the Laurie tron 6,000 isn't programmed to admit when she's made a mistake.
Because the numbers are fake.
Because the plan has always been...
Because the scent of a predator can keep rodents at bay.
Because then we would have to think you're guilty by association, which we don't.
Because there is no way I'm going to be with someone
Because they only have tiny, scrambled pieces of them?
Because this criminal has left us flat broke.
Because this is bullshit.
Because we are selling them
Because we don't have a shredder at the house, do we?
Because we're headed down a long road,
Because we're out of money.
Because what other option do I have?"
Because you are in an emotional state,
Because you wanted to do something crazy for once in your life?
Because you're a full stack engineer.
Because, apparently, Jack's empty fucking chair is a better choice than I am.
Because...
Before he sits down with a Code/Rag reporter.
Before I knew it I had thrown together
Before I wrote Nucleus down.
Before they leave.
Before we get people to sell it?
Before we invade people's privacy,
Before you ask, the answer is yes.
Before you paraded me around the whole fucking valley
Before you throw everything that we built away.
Before, um, because,
Behind who? EndFrame sucks
Believe me.
Bernice. What did you have for breakfast today?
Besides, I think I'm getting tired of being kicked in the balls.
Besides, I... I just gave out my ten invites.
Between Nucleus and Endframe, you've burned through
Beyond the freeway?
Big Head and I are going to take that stage
Big Head, Big Head. Why are our checks bouncing?
Big Head, I would hope that a handshake deal would be good enough for you.
Big Head, I'm not going to yell.
Big Head, Pied Piper is no longer an incubating entity.
Big Head, wondrous news.
Big Head, you can insult me all you want
Big Head, you're broke?
Big Head! Fucking kidding me?
Big Head? The guy you once called more useless
Big Head.
Big Head.
Big Head's really broke.
Big. Head
Born of relentless inbreeding.
Bow.
Boy, I don't think I could have another doctor
Boyfriend? You never mentioned a boyfriend.
Bravo, Richard. Nice neg.
Bring it back here.
Brunch? You had ten fucking days and you didn't say a thing.
Buckle your seatbelt because I'd like to introduce you to...
Build me a box... now.
Build the platform.
Building the platform is the real challenge
Bullshit.
Bunch of VC douchebags jerking each other off.
Businesses want to protect their data.
But after a while,
But appearances can be deceiving.
But are the uniforms in Catholic schools as low cut as they are online?
But as discussed, those days are gone.
But as it turns out, he actually really loved performing.
But at least it never told me to build a fucking box.
But at least it's something.
But couldn't you just show them a picture of these animals?
But do.
But does she cop to that? No, no, no.
But don't you think because they are such amazing salespeople
But even though Richard is a great guy...
But everybody else does. So...
But faking the box is going to be the easy part.
But far nonetheless.
But first, a quick glimpse with Richard Hendricks,
But goodbyes are always hard,
But he gave me nothing and neither did his friends.
But he just assumed we were gonna leave with him,
But he stone faces me.
But he's letting me stay on his couch for free, so...
But he's not answering any of my calls.
But hey, at least they're letting you keep your shares and your board seat.
But honestly, he handles all the budgeting,
But hypothetically, this also presents an opportunity.
But I am the founder, it's my algorithm,
But I can't get it to happen again, so...
But I happen to know, because I make it my business to know,
But I honestly believe that the platform that Richard wants to build
But I probably am going to yell.