That '70s Show (1998) - Season 8 Edit

A 13 inch TV should do the trick...

A bachelor party has beers, and topless ladies.

A better Fez.

A bum wearing no pants sitting on my jacket... THAT IS NOT A CUSHION !

A clown who wants to kill you!

A cooking segment?!

A couple of weeks ago he took me to the movies

A deer.

A few years ago,

A fluid filled plastic novelty ball from PerkaBrothers.

A friend that is fatter then you?

A friendly smiling face behind the counter.

A goldfish belongs in the wild.

A goldfish in a bag and a giant stuffed panda,

A guy grabbed my butt and his girlfriend got very mad at them.

A guy invites a hot girl to a private cabin deep in the woods.

A hundred bucks.

A little weird?

A lot!

A million and one.

A moron.

A musician with really big boobs.

A picture of Eric...

A potato chip that looks like Henry Kissinger...

A room full of people that I don't like as much as her.

A simply sweet confection and she is carrying a cake too!

A strip club ?!

A thousand bucks?

A tree or my pillow.

A typical guys thoughts are: Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?

A wheelchair ramp?! What a load of crap.

A whole new world opened up for him.

A year ago I was doing the Farm Report and now it's gonna be Hot Donna all day long.

Aaaaahhhhh! I saw the hounds!

AAAAHHHHAAAAHH!

AAAARRRGGHHHH!

About what?

Actually I bought a Trans Am.

Actually I just wanted to know your hot blond friend's name...

Actually I remember a lot of crying.

Actually I was talking to Donna.

Actually I was thinking I could turn it into a yoga studio.

Actually I'd like to buy you a drink.

Actually is was three romps, but who is counting?

Actually it's your heart, and it's saying: "Hi Red, remember when I attacked you?"

Actually Miss Kitty, I'm hanging out my leather pants.

Actually that's kind of touching.

Actually the gum was for me.

Actually uhh I just got a girl pregnant.

Actually we did that too.

Actually, I accepted it.

Actually, I invited her.

Actually, I'm kind of worried about him:

Actually, in his later years, it was all he said.

Actually, now you have a problem.

Actually, this is what we do without a stolen clown.

Actually, you know,

Actually...

Adios!

Adios? How does she even come up with those?

After a while you big baboon.

After all I have done for that boy, he has the nerve to say you're not my mother.

After all it's none of my business what two people do in the privacy of my own drive way.

After all that,

After everything you've been through with Hyde, you come here and insult me?!

After this we should steal a car!

Ah come back here!

Ah damn, it's locked.

Ah don't worry. You still got me.

Ah I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head...

Ah I guess you heard the news, huh.

Ah I see where you're going with this Jackie, and don't worry,

Ah it was a proud day when he came home with this beauty.

Ah Jeez Kitty...

Ah man, just what we needed, getting pulled over by a cop...

Ah Mrs. Sullivan, hello.

Ah Samantha, there you are, good.

Ah shoot, there is no one else to blame.

Ah starting of slow with a ticket huh. Nice touch !

Ah thank God.

Ah the keys are in one of the desk drawers.

Ah you just don't like to gossip.

Ah, Mrs. Forman, can I borrow your curling iron?

Ah, so you wanna have sex with me?

Ah, the only thing worse than listening to those Beach Whales

Ah, you guys should move down there too.

Ahahaha!

Ahahahaha!

Ahh

Ahh listen sergeant, ahhh,

Ahh men, it's like I was really looking for some direction and that's why I was gonna get married,

Ahh speechless huh? Well it's about damn time!

Ahh this needlepoint.

Ahh wait... ahh... who's Vic ?

Ahhh crap!

Ahhh great. I had another affair.

Ahhh I would do anything to go out with that hot little number.

Ahhh Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?

Ahhh there's my lady!

Ahhh, I see your point.

Ahhh, like in the face?

Ahhh.

AHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE !

Aim for the Snoopy.

All I got was a half brother.

All I have is a ticket for the 1974 World's Fair.

All I hear from his bedroom is "Oh Fez, you're so hot"...

All my hopes and dreams have been...

All of you...

All out or all in

All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show

All right Red. I guess I'll go.

All right you perverts, stop it right now...

All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do.

All right, put me down.

All right, since officer Kelso was responsible for this, the rest of you are free to go

All right, you know what? You're fired.

All right.

All right. I gotta go to work, but before I do, I have to do one thing

All that those guys do is sit around and complain about their wives.

All the kids teased her, so ...

All we need to do is get rid of the body.

All women want gifts.

All you have to say to a lady is

All your friends are leaving and the recordstore is closing.

Alone!

Alright but we still need to find Fez. So

Alright fine.

Alright I'm coming my beauty. Grrrrrr.

Alright Jackie, I'll help you get across the creek.

Alright Leo,

Alright man!

Alright Randy, here is what I want you to do.

Alright you guys ready?

Alright, fine, give me your hand.

Alright, well look. If you really like him,

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. And ah, how did you come into that kind of cash?

Alright. Just so long as when you get Yhatzee you yell Poopsie.

Alright...

Although currently all we have to read is a Sports Illustrated and a bottle of Prell.

Although if I were selling drugs, it's...

Although it is kinda sweet.

Although on the upside the jolts seems to make Leo remember stuff.

Although that doesn't apply to me due to the "If you sit in my chair, I'll kick you in the nad's" amendment.

Although Tony did make me a kick ass Denver Almond.

Although when I say that, it sounds okay.

Always willing to lend a helping hand.

Am I having a dream?

Am I out?

Am I really your best friend ?

AM I YELLING? I CAN'T HELP IT!

Amigos

An abomination!

An apple pie, extra large soda and one onion rings.

And 50 years later,

And a lighter!

And a pair of double D * *!

And all that I have is an empty apartment.

And all the pieces of my life are falling into place.

And aloofness.

And also,

And another guy with a thumbtack in his head.

And another guy with long hair

And antiquing.

And any girl would be lucky to have you.

And apparently he was very interested in self breast exams.

And as a matter of fact, I did. Episode 427.

And as it turns out, a high dance kick

And as the guards were kicking me out, I thought to myself, I could do that !

And Barry White.

And before on the car, I think I might have over reacted.

And Belladonna means 'fine lady', and you,

And both of them have left me bitterly disappoint.

And broke something that was extremely valuable to me?

And cheese whiz.

And coming...

And crush their hearts one by one.

And curvy... actually, you know what, that's a good choice.

And don't worry. I remember where I live.

And Donna, sweetheart...

And drugs...

And eat quiet foods only.

And even then I have to run the lawnmower in the garage in order to

And every day of my life...

And everyone thought his wife was cheating on him,

And everything that I do

And Fenton, there's only one person I hate more than you:

And Fez ... as usual I didn't understand a word you said.

And flaps his lips at me

And for the record, I can get any guy I want. I am damn hot.

And force fed it to the redundant old fart who owns the place.

And get this,

And give me and Red 3 wonderful grandchildren named Ronald, Rose and Kitty Junior.

And go step, dip, hair, flip.

And have a safe trip home.

And he gave me that stupid macaroni frame.

And he just called and offered me the job !

And he said to me...

And he was brushing his teeth.

And he's been really great. He listened, he brought me stuff.

And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice cream.

And his mom had to read him "What's happening to my body" three years earlier then she planned.

And how is that husband of yours?

And I am in the wrong office.

And I am.

And I can't believe the woman who almost married my son

And I did my hair like Dorothy, but since there are no foreigners in Oz,

And I did what I always do after I visit my daughter, I snuck into the Playboy club.

And I don't really have anything going for me in my life.

And I don't understand it because even if he doesn't care about the sentimental value,

And I for one am giddy with anticipation to hear the answer.

And I found out it was true.

And I had more men coming after me than Hitler!

And I have had some bad ideas ! I mean, a fire crackersuit ?!

And I have to say, I was terrific.

And I just know that the 500 strangers we invited to the party are going to give the respect it deserves.

And I just need to demonstrate my talents to Christine.

And I know for a fact that she likes me...

And I know that if I work hard enough, I can find someone would buy one for me.

And I know that some day we're gonna be together but just not yet.

And I look at all the brown bags and I say:

And I need to know that...

And I peed on a bush.

And I pretend to like them because they bring me lunch.

And I said: You ruined the streak!

And I sharpened the pencils on your desk.

And I still like him.

And I think he's single because he's never seen out with a girl!

And I think with this cheque, we can just about do it. If it's okay with you.

And I thought you were the one person who would never speak to me like that.

And I told my boss, that I'm not getting off the air until I've raised 500 bucks.

And I totally deserve it.

And I wanna be the first thing it sees,

And I wanted to show him what I look like.

And I was thinking I could turn your ass into my foot studio.

And I was thinking maybe you could help me out and give me some advice.

And I was wondering... You know...

And I won't be there.

And I'll like it because it'll keep her occupied for gigantic chunks of time.

And I'll take you

And I'll tell you but I don't want to disturb us with ten minutes of glorious laughter.

And I'll tell you what.

And I'm appreciate in the business. I mean sure,

And I'm flippin' you off !

And I'm not getting off the air until my jug is full!

And if it doesn't work out between you and Kelso, it'll loosen you up.

And if it doesn't work out...

And if it rains, just do like the Indians did,

And if that doesn't work, you can just have a kid.

And if that's doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg.

And if you bargain with him when you get there, you probably wind up making ten bucks.

And if you ever talk to me like that again,

And if you found it while I was gone,

And if you got homesick I could walk around naked with my robe open like your Dad.

And if you need anything from me,

And if you try to fight back, well,

And if you're too stupid to see that,

And in sports today: I'm GORGEOUS!

And it reminds me that I am missing the one thing that every woman needs to feel good about herself.

And it totally worked!

And it was making this really awful high pitched squealing noise.

And it's August 4th.

And it's gonna take me a while to get used to something new.

And it's not like I was looking for Randy. I mean,

And it's time to ask...

And Jackie was excited too !

And Jackie...

And killed the whole family.

And last forever.

And last night I threw myself at some unavailable creep I didn't even like.

And Leo I can't fire you man. You're too awesome.

And Leo's up for this?

And look what she wrote on the side. Fez has a tiny...

And magnets, that's it.

And make out with Fez.

And me for you

And my baby never did that!

And my meds. And some good old fashioned bzzzzz electricity!

And none of that describes Fez.

And not in a good way.

And not just because of this.

And now it's finally okay for a younger man to date an older woman.

And now it's thrash just like Donna.

And now Masterpiece presents The Lonely Foreigner.

And now she's with Fez, who's like a...

And now that he's gone, I'll be the most decorated soldier there.

And now that I don't have to work, I finally have time to poison them.

And now that you're married,

And now we're gonna...

And on the other

And on the way I'll pick up a box of chocolates.

And out of nowhere she just bit my head off.

And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow.

And she caught me and assumed everything was for her.

And she jumped back on the main stage and finished up her act.

And she started kissing me everywhere and...

And she told her husband,

And she'd drop a silver dollar in here.

And she's a white girl.

And since I control you, I can make you do this!

And since you're TV career is finished,

And Smitty for the last time, close your damn legs.

And so he never bought her a gift.

And so I want to give you some honest, hartfelt advise.

And so you're fired.

And someone came really near the bubble with a pair of scissors.

And Sparky, the water skiing squirrel will be here too!

And step,

And Steven...

And stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.

And takes off with my clothes.

And tell me to get out of the way so that you can get a better view of Donna.

And that CRAP will get you nowhere in show business!

And that Eric went to Africa to get away from her.

And that my friends, is the last foot in ass of the decade!

And that things is right like what... one out of six times which is pretty good for a ball.

And that weight guesser never had a chance once I took off my shoes,

And that's the last thing I remember until you poured me this cup of coffee.

And that's why you hate clowns?

And the extra large soda for ten cents more?

And the I smack my fanny

And the kid is hanging.

And the only other time I'd seen such a big smile on your face

And the scent of her perfume on my boxers, where I sprayed it.

And the sexual tension between Gilligan and the skipper is reaching a braking point.

And the suffer ring.

And then Fez went nuts

And then for the big finish, I give a salute

And then he comes out of his room and goes off to his date.

And then he danced around in his underwear going:

And then he offered me his handkerchief...

And then I blew it again.

And then I blew it. And then she blew it.

And then I started wearing a lot of hats.

And then it's off to medical school.

And then Mrs Forman said you looked like an egg

And then she made a tourniquet out of her microphone cord.

And then she started liking me!

And then she went to Hyde, the Mustang...

And then take 'm to a bachelor party in the police car

And then taking them someplace great !

And then there's this other guy, with big lips

And then these jazz musicians pulled up in a car.

And then threw your broken head into the thrash.

And then we did it.

And then we were gonna watch some strippers dance and get drunk.

And then when I went to say goodbye to the police dog, I accidentally shot him.

And then when it was over he came back and he picked me up.

And then you kinda beat me to it and I'm kinda of a traditional guy.

And then, hold on ... what's this?

And then...

And there is Steven who would rather vandalize a car than committing to a relationship.

And these are the marks on the wall where...

And they know who ows what.

And they looked a lot sharper in the catalog...

And they really went all loud with the musical entertainment.

And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world...

And this is how you thank us?

And this is my kitchen.

And this is the table where Eric would do his homework and Laurie would do her nails.

And this year is gonna be special. You remember Larry Simmens?

And through that door is the bathroom / library...

And to be fair, I was pretty drunk, so I might have been trying to say:

And to think everyone said you weren't real.

And uh I also made a new fresh pot of coffee.

And upstairs are the bedrooms.

And versatile. You can wear it as a jacket or a sportcoat or

And wait for the show to begin.

And we let you in to our Cirrus family portrait.

And we said some things we might want to take back.

And we will live each day in springtime

And we're making up for lost time and...

And we're really gonna have it all

And we're really gonna have it all

And well,

And well, Mrs. Riley was not happy when I shaved her head.

And well, now I'm not welcome back.

And well...

And what else can I say? I love a big kiss ass!

And when I did...

And when I realized how long I would have to save to get that ring,

And whether it's win, place or show

And with me today

And won't you let me meet you at the pool?

And you always do.

And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote...

And you are gonna take him back to his burger.

And you broke his heart. You disgust me!

And you know what else looks lovely?

And you know what else you nee to find?

And you know what? It turns out that, uhm...

And you know who that woman was?

And you know why?

And you must be Jackie.

And you never know with foreigners, they can go either way.

And you said it must have cost a thousand dollars and you were so excited.

And you snuck a rare peak behind my iron curtain didn't you?

And you told them to stuff it.

And you what, no matter where I live,

And YOU,

And you're never that way except for when you kill a deer.

And your job is to keep me... happy.

And your little teeny tiny strippers clothes are on the other.

And your name stitched in yarn. It's very classy.

And,

AND,

And... everyone thinks it's you.

And... when I think about my future there is always someone special in it.

And...when I think about my future there is always someone special in it.

Andrew Davis.

Another day in the life of Point Place police officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,

Another day, another romp with Mrs. Sullivan.

Another fruit salad?

Antlers on a dog, that is so precious.

Any religion that values the old testament.

Anybody here take procardiacs?

Anybody looks like a Manilow fan, chuck it at their head.

Anybody lose a backpack?

Anybody that can put a cast on a dog is okay by me.

Anybody who can, that who.

Anybody who donates 50 bucks: I'll take off my clothes and show you stuff!

Anyway uhm,

Anyway, this is good. The outdoors,

Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?

Anyway.

Apparently this thing is some kind of symbol of our love.

Apparently, in my delirium last night, I said few things on the air I shouldn't have said.

Apparently, you taking him to all these PTA meetings really payed off.

Are Jackie and I going to do it?

Are you kicking me out?

Are you kidding? No no no,

Are you sober?

Are you suggesting I set her on fire?! What has happened to you?

ARE YOU SUGGESTING...

Are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower then the other?

Are you sure she wasn't having a stroke?

Are you sure you can show this house by yourself?

Are you talking to me ?!

Aren't these cute?

Aren't... fresh peas... better?

As a delivery girl.

As far as the rest of the world is concerned, we're complete strangers.

As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!

As long as I'm with you...

As long as that cheque clears, I don't care if they turn it into a communist recreation center.

As much as a star can bond with a commoner.

As the screen!

At the Starlight Motel for the first time between our wedding and reception ?

At work. We just didn't want to wake you.

Awesome I'm paying !

Awesome my tooth is loose!

Awesome! Look guys, I'm a rhino!

Awkward.

Awww, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

Awww... you lied for me!

Babe I hear ya, I do,

Baby some stories are just for us.

BABY!

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Bachelor party ? That is awesome !

Bad news about the Viking Lodge.

Bad news Kelso, we can't have the bachelor party at our place.

Baking bread and losing wars !

Balls...

Band, meet Donna.

Bartender,

Based on his hair and good looks, I think he is a really good person.

Bastard made me laugh even though I had two busted ribs.

Beast!

Beast! I like your haircut.

BEAUTY!

Because he loves me and he knows what I'm capable of.

Because I am completely over Steven.

Because I am going to rain doom down on your stupid foreign head!

Because I care about the Children's Library.

Because I felt like I wasn't contributing.

Because I hate you too !

Because I know how much he wants to punch those people in the face.

Because I was asking you out as like... as friends.

Because if I have to stay here another day with your dad,

Because if my dad saw us kissing, he'll yell Yoo Hoo!

Because it might have saved their marriage and I'd still be getting their Christmas cards.

Because it's illegal.

Because normally Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees.

Because now that I see you standing in a television studio,

Because the last time I got between two women,

Because they're packed into Steven's tiny room like sardines. And that's no way to be.

Because you are a mean, bitter girl.

Because...

Because... I knew that if I told you guys, Fez would only hit on me.

Because... if.. if you don't...

Beef?

Been able to move my own arms freely.

Before they moved so very far away.

Before we bring up the tap dancing parrot,

Before we split up, our love life felt a little boring so we decided to branch out and try some new locations.

Before what ?! It starts to snow ?!

Before, I was always so intimidated, but

Being out here like this, without any TV, or magazines

Believe it or not, it wasn't the first time.

Besides,

Big spender here had to get the salad bar.

Biiiiig pain.

Biiiiig woman.

Bob has gotten into a fight with a ceramic clown!

Bob, for the last time, you can't call our bait shop "jailbait."

Bob, they were on the ground!

Bob, you find us! Alleluia!

Bob, you live next door. What are you panting?

Bob, you put my name on your crotch, I'll kill you.

Boise.

Bongoooooo's!

Book?

BOY does that sound boring.

Boy Red, that woman is testy.

Boy we're good!

Boy, I sure do love this stuff!

Boy, there'd be some changes!

Boy...

Breathing in the fresh mountain air.

Brought you something to cheer you up.

Brownie?

Brownies the baked Forman Kitty.

BROWNIES! Red, those are my brownies!

But ... if you want to make the second move,

But a faster way is to take your clothes off.

But according to the commercial one roll of Bounty should take care of everything.

But all I know is, when life finally gives you a break from the crap storm,

But are you gonna start getting lunch together?

But as all good friendships require, you're gonna have to do something for me.

But before you think there is anything wrong with me.

But don't bother to ask me because there is no way in hell I'm going to tell you.

But don't wear that.

But eventually I learned that the saying is true.

But Fez has always been there for me and he makes me feel good about myself.

But fill up the tank, bring it back by tomorrow and

But first, our top story.

But for letting the air out of your tyres.

But for the last time, Eric broke up with me.

But for those of you who aren't: rob a bank or something!

But great... Weird, but great...

But he is wearing a dress. You're wearing jeans. I'm very confused.

But he was a Wisconsin landmark.

But he's the friendly neighborhood clown

But hey, if you guys don't need 'em, you don't need 'em.

But hey, you know Eric better than me!

But I didn't leave a...

But I don't know what to do about it.

But I don't know what to get her...

But I don't want a party !

But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as Michael or someone who's wrong for me as Steven.

But I get it now.

But I had pl...

But I have never been this nervous that something's about to explode.

But I have to check the pressure in my tires!

But I just need to do one thing to prepare.

But I learned my lesson. And it won't happen again.

But I love going to the postoffice!

But I never paid any attention to him 'cause you know,

But I promise you won't be when I sell your ass for a pack of cigarettes !

But I really wish you wouldn't.

But I think it is time for you to get to work.

But I thought I was having that Excorcist dream again.

But I want to be the one to tell her so uhm...

But I was totally gonna be back by the end of my shift.

But I wasn't making much money.

But I would like to help.

But I wrote a bunch of angry letters until they changed their policy.

But I'd been looking forward to this g**** soda all day!

But I'd like to think that if our paths ever cross again,

But I'll have you know, I am the catch of Point Place.

But I'm glad you're here

But I'm hungry!

But I'm neither of those things and I'm a better person for it.

But I've been a little scatterbrained lately.

But if she's staying, I want a better parking space.

But if we decided to go on a killing rampage in a sleep away camp...

But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now.

But if you tell anyone I will freakin' kick your ass.

But instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap...

But it doesn't really matter what you wear, because everyone is gonna be looking at me.

But it even out.

But it seems like you could use a drink.

But it's not a big deal. Because...

But just to be safe,

But Ms. St. George please, if you would just give me a chance?

But no luck. She must be a complete wreck.

But not one as crazy and blind as the one you just side stepped.

But not to you! HA! BURN!

But not today Pete Rose!

But now I think we should sit down and talk like intelligent adults.

But now I'm in too deep, so I am begging you:

But now that'll be just like crazy you know !

But on the upside, Pork Doodles!

But save me some, because I just love it.

But she has the juciest gossip because she is a filthy, disgusting, piece of...

But she sure knows how to turn a boy on...

But sure as a star

But that is not Kelso...

But that ring is gone forever.

But that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it.

But that's because I thought you were talking about someone else.

But that's what the old crazy me would have done.

But the man in me is cocky,

But the men there are disgusting.

But the new me just smiles and slaps the anger away!

But the next time you hit a deer,

But then he wussed out and hired a new guy too.

But then it all went wrong,

But then the paramedics showed up and they were really good tippers.

But there is one thing about me that hasn't changed.

But they were out of ice.

But this is a big night for me.

But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville.

But this year is ruined, man. I gotta go to the dentist.

But underneath is all you're just a sweet curly haired boy who likes to be tickled.

But wait... Red has the keys! Aha!

But we did find a broken high heel, some old stockings and an empty pack of Marlboro's.

But we have to go through rigorous training

BUT WE NEVER...

But we weren't at the movies, we were drinking beer and peeing from the top of the...

But what are we gonna do?

But when a woman is, she's labeled a bitch.

But who may I ask would go with whom?

But why I wonder, did you invite Donna instead of any of us?

But you and Kelso getting married, that's insane.

But you better put on one hell of a show.

BUT YOU CAN ALSO BLAME...

But you can't get married and not expect your buds to throw you a party.

But you do admit you were on the drive way, right?

But you know I've been thinking about what you said about retiring.

But you know uhm...

But you know what

But you know, just out of curiosity, why would they not want me back?

But you must know about that?

BUT,

But,

But, I wish I had.

But, it's over.

But, oh, baby, oh

But... I can't be your girlfriend.

Buuuurrrnnnn !

Buy back your self esteem ?

By burning it.

By the way, Donna. If you're ever lost in the outdoors, just find the North Star.

By the way, it wasn't.

By the way, this is a good sturdy table.

Bye Michael.

Bye.

C'mon! Besides, it's, like the turn of the century!

Call the fire department!

Can I ask you a question?

Can I at least call the repair man?

Can I help you ?

Can I see your boobs?

Can I see your wife boobs?

Can I still be your roommate?

Can I validate your parking?

Can it be ?!

Can it wait?

Can somebody tell me what is going on?!

Can you believe that?!

Can you believe that?! Me?!

Can you believe this?

Can't really picture you finding your shoes...

Captain Record of the U.S.S. Phonograph.

Caroline, you look good.

Caroline!

Catchy tune though.

Cause at least I can have a conversation with a fish.

Cause Christine's a bitch!

Cause everything here looks...

Cause I found your gift.

Cause I saw you had a poster of them in your room.

Cause if anyone should be the center of attention here,

Cause Sam just send me up here to get some whipped cream. So....

Cause she doesn't have very many friends !

Cause that's how you pay strippers.

Cause the girl I should be with is right in front of me and I'm not with her !

Cause we are throwing Hyde a bachelor party !

Cause when I said I had plans earlier, actually I have a date.

Cheap leather makes me rashy in all the wrong places.

Check it out!

Check it out. A genuine... plastic rhino horn.

Check out my new Speedo for Florida!

Check these out.

Check this out.

Cheers!

Chick magnet my ass!

Chocolates? That's my lunch.

Christine is obviously looking for a new assistant,

Christine St. George? Hi, uh Jackie Burkhart.

Christine St. George's office.

Christine St. George's office.

Christine was yelling at me all morning, but then I gave her one of your brownies

Ciao darling!

Clear out here too!

Combine two of your favourite passtimes.

Come across, like you always do,

Come here and take a look at this sewing table.

Come here often?

Come here often?

Come in man, you're in the store more then I am!

Come on buddy, let's go find Fez.

Come on honey, come on in here!

Come on Hyde!

Come on in girls.

Come on Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up.

Come on Jackie.

Come on Red!

Come on Steven!

Come on, feel it !

Come on, let's go down to Fatso Burger and get some burgers and fries.

Come on, you've touched growser things than this.

Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them?

Coming up next...

Coming up today: war, famine, disease...

Coming up, a high school marching band that collectively

Coming!

Congratulations Fez. You tied a ceramic clown.

Congratulations Jackie, he's all yours!

Congratulations.

Cool, now we can all hang out and it won't be awkward.

Cool.

Could we see them?

Coupons for 15 minutes of Bob time.

Course not, don't be ridiculous.

Craziest damn thing I ever saw.

Crazy medicated white women.

Cross country skiers, it's not just walking.

Cub Scout Fair.

CUTE!

Dad ! It's four in the morning. What are you doing up ?

Dad?

Damn Leo.

Damn man, that was harsh.

Damn. I really should have turned in the direction of my door.

Damn. Your plan has re ravelled.

Dance with me.

Dear Eric, it turns out Donna wasn't doing it with Randy after all.

Dear God I hope so!

Dear, these are skills I could teach a monkey

December 31st, 1979 10:45

Despite our best efforts some of those bastards pulled through.