The Simpsons - Season 8 Edit

A 35 year old "Springfieldite" who has earned everything the hard way...

A canister of wall lubricant...

A case of severe butt rot and a leprechaun bite.

A cleanup effort is already under way, and, as always...

A comedy nurse who's laughing all the way to the blood bank.

A cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel

A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife...

A family heirloom to pay the gas bill?

A few clumsy gestures aren't gonna make up for 10 years of neglect.

A frying pan radio! Wow!

A golf shirt with my corporate logo on it.

A half ton of newspaper, and all we get is 75 cents?

A house of loose ethics.

A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.

A ladybug? [Screaming]

A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant...

A little help?

A lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open.

A love story.

A machine? Earl's a machine?

A magical way for two people to renew their love.

A man who, by all rights, should have been killed dozens of times by now?

A man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence

A man's not a piece of fruit!

A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline...

A medal? Thank you, sir.

A million sewn together will catch a million fish.

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle.

A nd he who shall violate this law...

A new feature never before seen on TV

A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie..

A oo ga! Will the owner of the great big butt please move it out of my face.

A pair of the great apes rose up at me, but bif bam...

A planned community designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation.

A poem by Hans Moleman.

A powerful explosive and a top notch engine coolant.

A private club where gentlemen can play some cards and see a show

A profound mystical understanding.

A program of this caliber after so many years.

A raid? Curly?

A rolling green hillside, the stars coming out...

A self made man, like me.

A ship with people! I know. I'll bring them to me.

A son who owns a factory, fancy clothes and

A stressed out Pepsi bottle? Come on.

A strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.

A super train between Springfield and Aruba.

A tasty, golden brown life preserver.

A third came screaming at me!

A town whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit.

A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.

A very rare old figurine from the Civil War.

A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.

A winner has been chosen for today's giveaway.

Abandoned by his parents at age four...

About robots named Rod and Todd.

About so called cheating.

Absolutely...

Absotively not arino!

Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector.

Acclaimed? [Spits]

According to the map, the cabin should be right here.

Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.

Acid, eh? Gee. That would have been stupid. [Laughs]

Across a 60 gauge hemp jute line with a blister factor of 12.

Actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another straitjacket?

Actually, Luann, I don't really know anything about you.

Actually, we're here to see your husband about his U.F.O. encounter.

Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.

Admiral Byrd had just reached the Pole...

After all, we have female singers...

After you claim your stolen merchandise...

Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili?

Agents Mulder and Scully, F.B.I.

Agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short...

Agreed.

Agreed. First prize.

Ah, a superb choice!

Ah, boy. It looks like it's suicide again for me.

Ah, but not at you, O Holiest of Gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance...

Ah, crap.

Ah, customers. Thank God. Papa needs a new pair of everything.

Ah, don't worry, Homer. You know me.

Ah, great. Stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.

Ah, Homer, you know your money's no good here.

Ah, it's not rented, Chief. It's stolen.

Ah, it's probably clear. Let's go.

Ah, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.

Ah, Larry, my lad, I've gone over this story in my mind a million times.

Ah, let him go. I have a feeling we'll meet again each and every week...

Ah, Moe! We were saved by a sissy.

Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy.

Ah, nuts. Hello? China?

Ah, Pop, don't get me wrong. It's great to be here.

Ah, Pop, nobody's ever been so nice to me.

Ah, recycling is useless, Lise.

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch to watch for a moment of weakness.

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch to watch for a moment of weakness.

Ah, that stunk!

Ah, the boy is fine, so far. I taught him to play the spoons.

Ah, the old greet 'n' toss. No problemo.

Ah, this is some party. If it gets any livelier, a funeral's gonna break out.

Ah, we should have just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

Ah, what the hell.

Ah, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying?

Ah, yes. This is a product called Mr. Sparkle.

Ah!

Ah! [Grunting]

Ah! 206 bones...

Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah! That's better.

Ah! The telegraph!

Ah! We need some excitement around here.

Ah! What the hell is this? Some kind of tube? Hey [Gurgles]

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Here comes one of our fellows now.

Ah. Here's a chance to earn my keep

Ah. Looks like Mr. Pretzel Man...

Ah. The baby who shot me. No. I was referring to your other daughter.

Ah. Whoa.

Aha! I had a feeling we'd find you here.

Aha! I knew it!

Aha. Here it is. "Kickin' Back!"

Ahh! Oh.

Ahh! That'll make your bull run.

Ahh! That's the stuff.

Ahh.

Ahhh, the old fishin' hole.

Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.

Aimee and Drucker.

Ain't gonna set 'em straight neither.

AJolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.

Akira, can you read this for me?

Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.

All hail President Kang!

All I know is they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo.

All I want is a chance to prove myself.

All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.

All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes

All life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.

All my husband did was violate a law that doesn't make sense.

All of life's problems.

All our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes...

All right, all right. I lied. I'm sorry. Let's kiss.

All right, boy, come on. Today we're gonna [ Screams ]

All right, boys. Roll up the sound truck.

All right, but don't be shocked.

All right, children. Let's clean up this room.

All right, Helen. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.

All right, if you think you must.

All right, just wake me up.

All right, Marge. I'll get you your nanny.

All right, men, get ready to blast off.

All right, Mr. B., when the kidnappers call with the ransom demand...

All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.

All right, people, we've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary.

All right, rather than tempt fate, I'll move along now.

All right, team, it's the fourth quarter.

All right, thanks for participating in our focus group, kids.

All right, then. Move along.

All right, they're on to us! Get him back to Sea World!

All right, we will.

All right, you can come. What time is it?

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. We'll try them. Action.

All right. Everybody got their ticket?

All right. Here you go. Red Tick Beer.

All right. I have two announcements.

All right. I was trying to keep it from you.

All right. Knock yourself out, kid. Hal!

All right. Let me start off by telling you...

All right. Let's go over this one more time...

All right. Lights out!

All right. Popcorn's ready.

All right. Thanks anyway.

All righty. Uh, number one, I've lost the will to live.

All that matters is that the fans of the show liked it.

All the beer from the landfill is gone, Beer Baron. We're out of business.

All the diet sodas in the world won't turn him back.

All the other characters should be asking, "Where's Poochie?"

All the way from Shelbyville.

All things are aboutJesus, Homer, except this.

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property

All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love.

Alone! I'm alone!

Also, anyone in need of a reliable and affordable babysitter...

Also, I believe Job was right handed.

Although, uh, according to an article I read in Parade magazine

Always in more sexy and exciting ways.

Amen to that.

Amen!

Amen.

America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.

An automatic dialer? Is that legal?

An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like...

An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like...

An eagle eye view of the area directly beneath the chairlift.

An occasional hug is all I ask.

An upscale shopping promenade...

And I'll come back later.

And a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear...

And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement.

And a gray hair or two, but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections...

And a psychotic little boy who will not stop hounding me!

And a tiny green space alien named Osmodiar that only Homer can see...

And ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.

And about 50 Slim Jims.

And after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months...

And all I had to do was save your life.

And also you should win things by watching

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

And an hour and a half of magazine time.

And another thing. It's only 5:15.

And anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro men.

And are not coming down until our demands are met.

And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!

And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

And as such, we are entitled to a percentage of your profits...

And as you go forth today, remember always your duty is clear

And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me.

And be honest, because no one from the show is here spying on you.

And before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.

And below another bowling alley.

And best of all, it's made from 100% recycled animals.

And blood is thicker than bread and water.

And bring me some shoes nice ones.

And bundled her off to a convent in the South Seas.

And bury this cursed town.

And by true, I mean false.

And cry till we grow old together.

And destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and

And did someone say long lost triplets?

And do you deserve any of it? No!

And don't even think about going in the game room.

And don't skimp on the vinegar.

And earlier today I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit.

And even then, it's sort of tricky.

And even though Frank's...

And everyone here tried their best.

And fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.

And feel pain again.

And find that dog.

And for the college bound, 500 stay alert capsules.

And for the first time in my life, I'm actually good at my job.

And full refrigerator privileges!

And get this fixed? What's the rush?

And give solace to your spirit.

And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie

And handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!

And he had as many arms as Vishnu. And they were all very busy.

And he is kickin' ass.

And he was mine first, and I know I don't deserve him, but

And Helen Lovejoy Sure, she looks blonde...

And here come the pretzels.

And here's a picture even you can figure out!

And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain't gonna happen.

And his best friend Homer might just pop in to wish him luck. Let's take a peek.

And his name was...

And hostage, Larry Burns, are inside talking loudly.

And I 'ate the way he's always barking!

And I ain't talking about stamp collecting.

And I assure you, they were perfectly sane.

And I bought tickets to their entire season.

And I could do it again. Let's do it again!

And I don't know what you're in, but it's not my face.

And I don't think he ever will be.

And I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid...

And I forgot to ask for any money.

And I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother.

And I know where the evidence is.

And I miss him so much. And I know you like him, but I like him too.

And I remembered how you love blinking lights...

And I shall tell you a tale.

And I think it's the best idea I've ever had.

And I think we got off on the wrong foot.

And I think your mom might not be happy with me.

And I want everyone in this plant to realize it.

And I want your daughter to help make me rich again.

And I was sure you'd head west because Springfield slopes down that way.

And I wasn't even there! Honest! Skinner's just out to get me.

And I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

And I'll die in this nursing home!

And I'll find you.

And I'll take up smoking, and give that up.

And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory.

And I'm doing a really excellent job too.

And I'm gonna get you back to Washington before it's too late.

And I'm not about to hoist myself out of it.

And I'm not too crazy about our StonewallJackson.

And I'm sure a pro wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.

And I've got judo tonight.

And if anything happens, just use your best judgem

And if its speed dropped, it would explode.

And if they get out of line Pow!

And if this Love Tester is as accurate as it looks...

And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run you down with my car.

And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist...

And if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever.

And illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.

And in Larry's case, we would need an international airport.

And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

And is he a constant disappointment?

And it goes on like this.

And it, like, drove itself into my gut.

And it's all because of my motivational techniques...

And its small clientele of loyal perverts.

And kicked me out of the club.

And Larry and I have so much in common, Marge, way more than you and me.

And left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

And let everyone know that he's... that way.

And made four dollars!

And Maggie's enjoying her Swing A Majig.

And makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.

And Marge wasn't even here to see it.

And may God have mercy on us all.

And meltdowns have tripled.

And my homosexuals flaming.!

And none of you should be here! You've all been tricked!

And not a single sea creature was wasted

And not becauseJohn's gay, but because he's a sneak.

And not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.

And now I don't have any dogs at all!

And now it's too late! They're here!

And now Mommy's stupid! [Laughs]

And now our parody of Mad About You entitled..

And now that I'm back to normal, I don't bring you peace and love.

And now, "Kent's People."

And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "canceled'...

And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped.

And our beautiful baby.

And pearls on a little girl.

And please make Lisa tell us a bedtime story...

And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob.

And plenty of warm, dry underwear.

And prodded me with humiliating probes.

And put 'em in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super zombies

And put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.

And receipts and give ourselves an audit.

And recommend you to all our friends.

And remember your visit with a googly eyed walnut.

And she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known.

And should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.

And should there be a request for an encore...

And Sideshow Bob is an unstoppable killing machine.

And sink the rest into that up and coming Baltimore opera hat company.

And so am I.

And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy.

And so handsome. Bart, I just love him.

And so on. So, please, da money.

And so we reach the bottom of the barrel

And so, from this simple man came the proof...

And some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future

And some underground pipes take them into Moe's.

And something I can't quite put my finger on.

And spend some quality time with the kids.

And spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited...

And splashing around in the toilets.

And stand by to resume learning in five...

And Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

And tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel!

And thank you for sending Lisa to protect us from the bug you sent.

And that concludes this portion of the tour.

And that is a phony kidnapping.

And that is how much college will cost for Maggie.

And that just made things worse. [Hyperventilating]

And that person is... Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's just perfect!

And that talkin' coyote was really just a talkin' dog.

And that's how we'll mold your boy into a productive member of society...

And that's just about eight months, mmm, now.

And that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.

And that's when I got mad.

And that's where Kent Brockman was caught cheating in the Springfield Marathon.

And the 2.3 children. I mean, where's the Hi C?

And the 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon goes to the fan...

And the blood rain and the Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me.

And the bold new ideas these tiny tykes unveil for us today...

And the cider mill operated continuously until 1941...

And the entire steel mill was gay.

And the fact is, I haven't [Gasps]

And the fans do not like this one bit.

And the last item is one $1,200 dog.

And the only way out is suicide.

And the producers weren't up to it.

And the Springfield Baggy Pants Players.

And the very same goes for Ezekiel...

And the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught...

And the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.

And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is Milhouse!

And their MTVs and their diet sodas...

And then Oh, wait. That was my physical.

And then Bart opened the door, and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing!

And then buy somethin' or get out!

And then down comes the net. Right, Chief?

And then I saw the lighthouse...

And then they'll have to be my friends.

And then, baf, comes the knock on the head, and we're down!

And then, flush, it's toilet time for Tiny Town.

And there's where Lupe Velez bought the toilet she drowned in.

And they ain't gonna stick around for the ambiance.

And this doorknob, properly turned...

And this house is falling apart.

And this is the cleverest thing he's ever done.

And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins.

And this racing stripe here, I feel is pretty sharp.

And this time, it's personal.

And three out to my friend of the same name.

And to kick it all off in style...

And to pay for it I'll give up the Civil War re creation society I love so much.

And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.

And to show that I'm not playing favorites...

And to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.

And Todd's as dry as a bone!

And vice versa.

And watch the money roll in.

And we have learned to imitoot you exortly.

And we'll need a citrus zester, a ravioli crimper.

And we'll play with him every day, honest! [Sighs]

And we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?

And we're going to find that alien.

And what about the sleaze and the depravity?

And what are those men doing under my van?

And what do I have to show for it?

And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?

And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

And what's that hitchhiker doing here?

And when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that man's "

And whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder... Bart Simpson.

And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice green moon money for me

And who would like to see them do just the opposite

And will there be any more splurging today?

And you acknowledge and celebrate our love.

And you always just throw them out the car window on the ride home.

And you did it like a gentleman, without any violence.

And you hardly ever play with that anymore.

And you have to cut these up first, otherwise animals get caught in them.

And you just answer truthfully.

And you know it's gonna be good.

And you know what else? Broadway.

And you know what happens to nosy kids who ask too many questions?

And you leach off decent, hard working people like me.

And you never will be.

And you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ.

And you wouldn't even be the only wrestler in the neighborhood.

And you'll never babysit again!

And you're doing it without endangering the planet...

And Zebra Girl, Zillionaire and Zoidzilla.

And, Baby Gerald...

And, last week, Frank Grimes...

And, sure, he's probably so insane with rage...

And, sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious...

And... cut.

And... that's everything that happened in my life...

Anderson, you're up.

Anderson, you're up.

Angel.

Another Duff, Homer?

Answer the phone. D'oh!

Any office supply company can have 'em made up for you.

Any questions at all. Dr. Hibbert?

Anyone who wants to join me is welcome.

Aphony ticker tape parade will help you avoid littering laws.

Apparently Tim was somebody who was with the general...

Appearing in broad daylight with police everywhere, ladies and gentlemen...

Are always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs.

Are there any chores I can do?

Are there any parties today, Skinner?

Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

Are up a delicious seven and three quarters.

Are we alone in the universe?

Are we so bereft of ideas that we must revive...

Are we still charged for the entire semester?

Are you absolutely sure that's wise, sir?

Are you available to babysit tonight?

Are you havin' a party or somethin'?

Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?

Are you mad? I'm not made of airports! Get out!

Are you nuts? I'll probably never say this to you again, but you can do better.

Are you okay? I don't smell dinner.

Are you saying my money's all gone?

Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?

Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Are you wearing a wire?

Area merchants will host a black tie gala Saturday night.

Aren't there any healthy animals in this forest?

Aren't there any healthy animals in this forest?

Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

Aren't you afraid I might take drugs and injure your children?

Armando, don't you think you're taking a lot off

Arr, Matey!

Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.

Arr! I'm in a lot of trouble now.

As a father. A father. Regular father. Whew.

As a Golden Globe nominee, I just think it's our duty...

As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.

As a magnet for foodstuffs.

As a representative of planet Earth...

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me neither.

As I make this remainder

As I'm preparing to do.

As long as I have my earning power, this family's got nothing to worry about. Ow!

As my adviser, you're entitled to 10% of the proceeds.

As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

As the church, the library or the crazy house.

As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day...

As was the style at the time.

As you can see, some of the boys like to put their banana stickers all over it.

As you fight for survival against the merciless forces of nature.

As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day...

As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.

As you wish.

Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people...

At an appearance this morning, President Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks...

At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing.

At Globex, we don't believe in walls

At last I'm going to do what Bob never could kill Bart Simpson!

At least I've done better than Dad.

At least think of our dentist bills.

At least your memory's not crazy.

At my age, I don't have much saliva left...

At real all American Joes doing what they do best.

At that point he told me to "relax."

Ate Guatemalan insanity peppers.

Attaboy! Oh, I knew you'd come! Give me a kiss!

Atten hut!

Attention, H.O. scale passengers.

Attic? Oh, that's silly. [Laughing Loudly]

Avalanche.

Aw, boo hoo. That's what they get paid for.

Aw, crap!

Aw, everybody makes mistakes.

Aw, geez!

Aw, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor.

Aw, hell! Diddily ding dong crap!

Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?

Aw, it's a weird world, Homer.

Aw, man! If this one's not the right house, I quit.

Aw, nuts! I mean, um Aw, nuts!

Aw, rats. Another gutter ball.

Aw, that's it. You just can't insult this guy.

Aw, the Denver Broncos!

Aw, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.

Awesome a power!

Aye, aye. Aye.

Aye, aye. More dogs!

Aye! They're goin' nuts! Like in those nature films!

Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug.

Aye. Port.

Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country.

Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right.

Back to the hammocks, my friend.

Bad cat!

Bad fawn. Hmm.

Balderdash. I'll just stick my head right in and [Shouts]

Balderdash. This is the silliest load of

Bart just needs a little discipline.

Bart may be seriously hurt.

Bart Simpson! How many times do I have to tell you, no talking?

Bart, are you okay?

Bart, as the newest addition to our menagerie, you have the honors.

Bart, company's coming.

Bart, don't you remember? Cleaning up can be a game.

Bart, for once I'm not trying to kill you.

Bart, greet our guests and take their coats.

Bart, how come you're not sick?

Bart, how would you like to do something incredibly noble?

Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter...

Bart, I want you to shake hands with What's your name, fella?

Bart, I'm gonna turn my back, and when I turn around...

Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten

Bart, if you come out, I'll let you eat raw cookie dough.

Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby.

Bart, look.! It's Santa Claus.!

Bart, that's coffee ice cream. It has caffeine in it!

Bart, what's going on? Why are those repo guys taking all your stuff?

Bart, when you get a little older...

Bart, where are you?

Bart, where did you get all this stuff?

Bart, why don't you take Laddie for another walk?

Bart, you need first aid! Let me in!

Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game.

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! So good to see you. I have a little favor to ask you.

Bart! Where'd you get that shirt?

Bart?

Bart? [Whimpering]

Bart? Lisa?

Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.

Batavia, New York. I'll send them right out!

Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!

Beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.

Beautiful colors. Never has [Muffled]

Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?

Because from now on, we're enemies.

Because humans are obnoxious sometimes, humans hate things.

Because I didn't come home last night.

Because I made your favorite dessert.

Because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town

Because no one, anywhere, ever...

Because of a discarded couch on the tracks

Because the thing is, um, mine didn't.

Because tonight we present The Simpsons Spin Off Showcase.

Because you always say public transportation is for losers.

Because you have good intentions!

Because you'll be supervising the construction crew.

Because, well, they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort.

BecauseJohn invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.

Beep beep! Comin' through! Hey, Notre Dame, move it or lose it.

Before! Before! You're livin' in the past, Marge. Quit livin' in the past.

Behold the future of comedy. Poochie!

Behold The power plant of the future...

Besides, he's happy just hanging around the house with Bart.

Besides, he's only breaking a silly, 200 year old law.

Besides, it's such a beautiful night.

Best bet is to stake yourself out a good spot at the starin' window.

Better be careful, Bart. Look at those warning signs.

Better start eating, kid.

Better turn on the old Wiggum charm.

Between apple cider and apple juice.

Between NBC's Must See Thursday and CBS's Saturday night crap o rama.

Big coffin, lots of jewels!

Big Daddy, eh? Well, he won't feel so big...

Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?

Big Daddy's trademark calling card.

Big HungryJoe?

Bills, bills.

Bills, bills.

Bite me.

Bleh!

Blood? Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.

Blueprints, concrete invoices, construction schedules.

Bob is no maniac.

Bob's trailer at the construction site?

Bony old behind! Bony old behind!

Boom.

Both Smithers and I will be participating.

Boy for sale. Boy for sale.

Boy, Bart! Laddie's the best dog in the world!

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Boy, we sure could use a dog like that on the force!

Boy, would my face have been red.

Boys, there's a call here for ya.

Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your ass around the clock.

Bring this Grimes fellow to me.

Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.

But But I'm very mature for my age.

But according to your most recent biography you only have $100 million today.

But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two story school.

But any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.

But Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief.

But couldn't we be doing something a little more challenging?

But destroying this city is far tougher than I thought.

But didn't you want Larry out of your life as recently as two hours ago?

But don't panic. He's taking a familiar sidekick with him.

But don't panic. He's taking a familiar sidekick with him.

But don't you want to end world famine?

But especially Bart!

But everyone will know you did this!

But first move over, Baltimore.

But first he has to win back the audience.

But first, E.T., phone Homer... Simpson, that is.

But God knows we don't need to see you every day.

But graduation's in three hours.

But haven't I taught you people anything?

But he hates that, and I gotta live with him.

But he's a creep, and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!

But he's safely locked away.

But here's his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria.

But how can we watch TV when it's so beautiful out?

But how's a guy like you wind up with a son like me?

But I am a public servant, and not permitted to use my own judgment in any way.

But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person like you.

But I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone.

But I can't be out of beer. I'm the Beer Baron!

But I distinctly said military school.

But I do. Now, here's a little trick to help you remember.

But I don't know where we're going to find anyone like that.

But I don't like the word "boss." Look at my feet.

But I don't like this clown.

But I don't remember what it was, so I'm watching TV.

But I got a lot of work to do around the bed.

But I guess we'll have to sell...

But I had a good reason

But I have a feeling no children are gonna be crying...

But I have to drive to Capital City, fill out some forms to get them out.

But I know a stopped up sink that needs some attention.

But I know who can.

But I prattle on. Tell me everything about your life.

But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it led me to my true calling.

But I think there's a way to set everything right.

But I think we have to go on the retreat anyway.

But I want you to promise me you won't have any beer.

But I wasn't in charge of the money. Cecil was.

But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.

But I would like to use your rest room...

But I'd really like to get some sleep.

But I'd trade it all for a little more.

But I'll bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more...

But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger.

But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again.

But I'm all Milhouse!

But I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!

But I'm not some ogre.

But I'm smart and responsible, and my parents will be right next door.

But I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.

But I've never felt this way before.

But if any of you ever need a favor, just look for the happiest man in Springfield!

But if anybody sees us, I'm just there to steal your bike.

But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog nobody wanted...

But if it's not Marge, then who is it?

But if Mr. Burns ever wants to see a stranger...

But if there is, it's probably because you're not spending any time with him.

But if there's no deer out there, then what are they hunting?

But if you just hang in there, they'll eventually accept you.

But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier...

But instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.

But is that really such a crime?

But isn't our system of justice based on the idea that a man can change?

But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson.

But it has too much electricity.

But it really generates power. It's lighting this room right now.

But it sounded like that poor man was reaching out to you.

But it's been 10 years.

But Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.

But Itchy and Scratchy is critically acclaimed.

But look at what you're selling.

But Marge doesn't understand me at all.

But Monte Carlo can't find her dice.

But my hip slipped, and my my buttocks came into contact...

But my wife is in her hour of need.

But never let adversity get him down.

But not in the good Las Vegas way.

But now it's falling apart, like a Chinese motorcycle

But on behalf of the recycling community, ha!

But our "sames" go right down to the bone.

But prohibition has cost us our freedom

But scientists say 40% of America's pictures are hanging crooked.

But seven goes into 28 four times.

But someone had to tell her. And I got here first.

But something's a little off.

But still, you're gone.

But surely I mean, I caught Cecil!

But thanks for looking!

But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice.