Stan Marsh glanced furtively around the room, making sure no one else was within earshot. Dude, I gotta tell you something. My dad's penis isn't a frog's penis. Kyle Broflovski raised an eyebrow in confusion. Okay, Stan. That's...weird. But, like, why are we even talking about this? Stan leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. Because, Kyle, Kenny told me that Cartman's penis is definitely not a giraffe penis. Kyle's eyes widened in shock. Wait, Cartman's penis? Dude, why are we...