💬 South Park - Season 11

A biggest crap means you crapped it out!

A bus! A bus is coming!

A certain set of balls in their mouth.

A dog crap, on a guy's face!

A full day passed,

A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus.

A kid who's a little... down on his luck is all.

A lot of people with Tourette's have different tics. My tic...

A lot of times I know she'd be better off if I was dead.

A lot of us have always wanted to date Clyde to get free shoes,

A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place.

A precedent that imaginary characters are real.

A proud lesbian.

A secluded camp where lots of bicurious boys are all put together?

A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination!

A simple aspen grove shot in high contrast black and white

A slur that refers to all white people?

A special video taped announcement from Bono.

A statement about all of our loneliness, perhaps?

A strange turn of events here at the Vatican:

A tampon in the school cafeteria, in somebody's lunch.

A travesty has occurred and I want justice!

A very ancient, very important society of men

A word has been officially banned from use.

Abe Lincoln?

Abort the sequence.

About some gay mayor guy taking us to Imaginationland

About the behavior of one of your students.

About what's going on.

According to all the test and the data, the doorway should work

According to PayPal, the Russian guys are just hired mercenaries

Actually, I was answering the prayer of Nick Donovan.

Actually, it's Les Boux.

Actually, you're never leaving here either, Travis!

Affected your lives more than most real people in this room?

After another gets shut down!

After being crucified for our sins.

After I had broken the record, I took the crap home.

After she died, I vowed I wouldn't let the homeless destroy our town!

After the sex and drugs party.

Again?

Ah ladies and gentlemen,

Ah shit.

Ah yes. You mean the Jew problem.

Ah, I don't understand. What's wrong with underwear?

Ah, I need to be going now.

Ah, it's just a cute little squirrel.

Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!

Ah, no, no, we're not done in here yet.

Ah, okay. I'll uh...

Ah, Thad!

Ah! God!

Ah! Look at that! I'm hotter than you, fatso!

Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention,

Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?

All aboard the Imagination Balloon!

All hail the cute rabbit, Snowball!

All I have to do is throw away the picture,

All I'm asking is that maybe with this one thing,

All it takes is a little... imagination.

All of the work we're doing here

All over the country, lesbians heard of the brave standoff.

All right kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay?

All right Mom. Bitch! Ass, bitch!

All right people, from now on you're answering to me!

All right students, let's take our seats.

All right, all right, here he comes.

All right, all right, look! I didn't wanna risk it, but...

All right, all right, who is the freaking genius

All right, all right.

All right, Brian, this is it.

All right, butthole, where's the gold?

All right, can you please explain to me what's going on?

All right, come before the Rainbow Railing.

All right, dude, let's do this.

All right, enough!

All right, here we go! Jimmy?

All right, here's what we know.

All right, hold on just a second here.

All right, I'll try and get you into our next list making meeting.

All right, I'm looking.

All right, I'm turning around.

All right, Jesus!

All right, Kenny. You know what has to happen!

All right, Kyle, I'm going to take a picture

All right, let's do this!

All right, let's try over here.

All right, lock that door, Craig!

All right, nice rehearsal, boys.

All right, now everyone back over there! We'll start with what I already know.

All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books.

All right, people, I'm in charge now and we will find these terrorists.

All right, people, we need to come up with answers.

All right, Randy.

All right, see you there!

All right, students, let's take our seats.

All right, that does it, Bill.

All right, that was the Splendifs. And now, here's a hit you all remember.

All right, that's good. Okay, open your mouth, Butters?

All right, the person who had head lice needs to speak up right now,

All right, then we go with the plan. Just like 'To Catch A Predator.'

All right, this time, it's me and Kenny versus you two assholes.

All right, Thomas. Maybe we should go?

All right, where? We'll send our people in.

All right, will you flush the toilet now?

All right, you need to stop... digging... around, Wendy!

All right, you ready? All right just Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes.

All right!

All right! MapQuest the address!

All right. All right that does it!

All right. God bless you, sir.

All right. I'm nearing her snizz now.

All students are to evacuate the school immediately!

All students, make sure you're in line according to your grade.

All the cruel jokes and ridicule will finally be over!

All the girls here seem to know each other!

All the imaginary characters in the tape were identified, sir.

All the most evil parts of our imagination are gonna break loose,

All the phone lines are completely down.

All the way back to the beginning.

All they want is to make the place really nice.

All this just so they can send Kenny and his stupid head lice home.

All this over what guy took the biggest crap.

All this... torturing and ninjas, it just doesn't seem very Christian.

All those in favor to ban the term ****** guy.

All you are to them is just another damn ****** guy.

All you do is run around a magical forest

All you do is run through the pretty forest

All you have to do is tap your heels together three times.

Allah!

Allison always goes for the butch ones.

Allison and I talked and we really opened up to each other and then we

Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Alright, come on.

Alright, did you read the book?

Alright, did you write the four essays?

Alright, here we go. Men... forward!

Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time.

Alright, men.

Alright, Mexicans, take the rest of these outfits

Alright, that's enough!

Alright, we might as well show it to 'em.

Alright, we need you to infiltrate some Persians

Alright, we'll sign them to a one year deal.

Alright, you two can go use the conference room.

Alright!

Am I real?

America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know.

Ample parking day or night, people shouting howdy neighbor,

Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,

An "N" and a "G".

An African American performer at the Comedy Club.

An eighteen wheeler spins out of control and it's all like, brosh.

An entire race of people on Wheel of Fortune.

An imaginary talking squirrel.

An old building near a lake about 40 minutes away.

And and took the picture!

And a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a, a gap of information.

And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.

And a Nobel prize nomination!

And a vowel.

And according to his blog, he's an old school Communist.

And all the most evil imaginary characters were unleashed.

And all the negativity that went along with it.

And all the people we tell.

And all the tears you cried that called my name

And all you care about is this stupid bet!

And as Lesbos, we cannot just stand and watch as one girl bar

And become a total shithead when I grow up.

And become the spokesman for Tourette's Syndrome.

And being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans,

And bring Santa back now!

And Butters using his imagination?

And by the hand of Jesus Christ, he's now completely cured!

And celebrate the Resurrection.

And chase a big dragon.

And cross reference it with JDate!

And draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

And erase, once and for all, my identity as the ****** guy.

And even if you did, what then? You can't drive anywhere.

And even that's okay!

And every day, he seems to get worse.

And everyone's gonna laugh at me.

And everything being handed to her.

And finally, I found a place that accepts me for who I am.

And find out why they voted Kyle last?

And five Crash'n'Go RC cars, you got that?

And forge a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

And get on your knees!

And getting Butters to put my wiener in his mouth

And gives you the compassion you deserve.

And grab the Pee Chee. Are we good?

And he appears to be honestly remorseful

And he barely made it over that guy!

And he finally catch the feesh.

And he job is to catch the feesh.

And he wants to say something.

And he's gonna show everyone during Show and Tell.

And he's gonna show it to everybody

And his MySpace page does not check out.

And I also just want to say that I'm making this all up!

And I also learned from the Internet

And I believe I took the world's biggest crap.

And I could really use your help.

And I got a really nice letter from my esse

And I hate to see you throw it away

And I intend to savor each and every second.

And I just...

And I know that every time you appear, we end up killing you somehow, but...

And I know that Kyle is gonna show the picture

And I know who took it! His name is Kyle Broflovski!

And I know you'll all make him feel welcome.

And I learned, you especially can't say

And I let them pass right through me.

And I prayed to be normal and guess what?

And I swear to its authenticity. Thank you, and God bless.

And I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter,

And I want the world to understand what it's like.

And I want to assure you

And I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have.

And I'm gonna find it!

And I'm running out of time.

And I'm secretly in love with Patty Nelson.

And I'm Snarf.

And I'm sure you have lots of friends watching back home?

And I'm... I'm stressing out.

And if any of you say anything to anybody,

And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe.

And if you take away the gun powder

And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...

And in a few seconds Eric will be sent in,

And instead I got... I got Snarf and Popeye

And is the only person ever

And it means a lot that you're standing here apologizing

And it turns out, I was right.

And it was Texas who sent them to us!

And it's all like, crawl.

And just like a paper clip,

And just like mosquitoes, they leave behind small traces of their saliva

And keep your little mouth shut!

And Kenny will swoop in from Corridor 3 Delta

And last is Francis, Cartman, and...

And let him know his record has just been broken.

And let's see how you look without those glasses.

And like a lot of you,

And Luke Skywalker all pissed off.

And lying about it to cover your ass! How do you plead?!

And make them think I'm gay.

And make you straight.

And many wanted to go shopping

And Measurements Office in Zurich.

And Mexicans please hurry, our girl bar has very little time.

And motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?

And my balls.

And my esse in Glenwood even wrote me back!

And my mouth landed right on his penis and then I thought of something funny

And my nice little chalkboard.

And my parents are gonna ground me if I don't get back

And Nelly will never let you look at it, so there!

And not realize until age 40 that he's a total douche.

And now back to, Wheel of Fortune.

And now our imaginations are running wild

And now our imaginations are running wild.

And now the government is about to...

And now they're after me!

And now this next picture...

And now we shall turn your imagination against you!

And one of the links was to YouTube, where this Russian guy had a bunch of videos.

And our home is being taken away!

And people wlll call it brilliant television.

And protect their change.

And put you at the top!

And reveal that they were the ones with lice!

And see what he's been buying and selling.

And see what you can find out. The address is in there, too.

And shoot simulated heroin.

And shove 'em up your Persian buttholes!

And show it to the class myself!

And so he no make money.

And so it had begun.

And so it is my honor...

And so it was that Lesbos was saved.

And so you have to suck my balls.

And so you see, Kyle, it is actually the beautiful kids who are cursed.

And so, to find the sum of the two fractions

And soon, biddy made him strong. Biddy made him grow up!

And spew a bunch of hate speech about ******* people.

And spoil my fun because you're jealous you didn't think of it first,

And still, my balls remain dry.

And that they have most likely hidden it in Mrs. Clinton's...

And that you'll let everybody go!

And that's why Dr. Nelson goes from school to school

And the American people need to know what! I'm off!

And the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...

And the dude sang a song and we were suddenly there.

And the girls giggle behind my back!

And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right!

And the Hare Club For Men has been decorating eggs ever since

And the lesbians boldly stood out front of their bar

And the Lesbos knew a second Persian attack was imminent.

And the low depth of field keeps the background soft.

And the Nobel Peace Prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono!

And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter.

And then fed his genitals to wild animals.

And then I got my camera and I pulled down his pants

And then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!

And then it got attacked by terrorists?

And then Kyle took the picture from me

And then put them in a pond and see if they build a dam!

And then the lice that live in your head now

And then they shock your balls.

And then this huge tanker full of dinosaur

And then Token and Stan.

And then wait for the fly to land on someone's head

And then we saw all the replays this morning on the news.

And then we'd have no idea who was homeless and who wasn't!

And there was a leprechaun! You saw it, Kyle!

And there's Kyle. And what's Kyle about to do?

And there's no score? No crowds?

And therefore no approval is needed to nuke them.

And therefore the true heir of the Pope's throne.

And they were able to stop it.

And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead.

And they're gonna nuke it now.

And this is exactly what Kenny would do:

And this lonely man was walking to work.

And this photograph, I took of a sunset near the power plant.

And this time, when Butters stayed the night, I put a tampon in his mouth.

And today, I have very exciting news.

And told their co workers how the 30 Lesbos were refusing to let them in.

And told them to meet me here. My plan worked perfectly.

And tonight, while Butters is asleep, I am going to

And tons of cologne.

And turn it into nourishment, sustenance.

And Understanding Foundation.

And unlock superstardom solo!

And unlock superstardom.

And we all know that everyone trusts me

And we have a right to know which boy had lice

And we need a plan to get it from her.

And we need to make sure nobody spreads it here.

And we realized there was something different about them.

And we simply can't handle all the measuring and verification.

And we've determined that the best course of action

And what appears to be a penis...

And what are you gonna do, huh? Just blow his head off?

And what do you base this on?

And what imaginary character are you?

And what say you, Morpheus?

And when he walks through that door,

And when the bastard checks out my body

And while he was sleeping, I made a mustache on his face with cat poo.

And who must fi

And with that, the Persian club owner came to a realization

And you came, Kyle! I love you, man!

And you can still be number 2.

And you do know the rule which states

And you get into trouble if you try and stop me. Care for a Scotch?

And you hiding them and all that?

And you know what that means, Kyle.

And you wouldn't even know!

And you! How would you like to be an astronaut, far out in space?

Answer it!

Answer me!

Anybody home?

Anyone has ever taken. Ever.

Anyway, here is to a new start for us all, thank you!

Apologize.

Apologize. Kiss it.

Apparently, this guy has a black belt in karate.

Apparently, we have a little problem here at the school,

Approved by a grand jury.

Are allowed to be seen by the eye?

Are believed to be responsible for the threat.

Are gonna pour out and take over Imaginationland for good!

Are simply the Devil's way of trying to get ahold of you.

Are the Persians doing anything illegal?

Are we just gonna let this go on?

Are you almost ready to set off the bomb?

Are you ball famished? Ball starving?

Are you going to eat your pickle?

Are you gonna **** us?

Are you gonna take us somewhere or not?

Are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun

Are you happy now, God? You made me look like this!

Are you okay, hon?

Are you ready to hear the secret of Easter?

Are you ready to rock?

Are you ready, Kurt Russel?

Are you serious?

Are you suggesting that ****** guy could become

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure you're okay with this, Kyle?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me how to do my job?

Are you telling me that if you have this Tourette's Syndrome

Are you trying to reference something that happened in Biblical times?

Are.

Aren't there other more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control?

As a child, she was consistently voted

As a group of Lesbians

As a wet carrot.

As always we give you the letters, "R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".

As Eric Cartman attempts to jump his skateborad

As he is currently in Africa helping the needy.

As Holy Saturday comes to an end, the Easter Vigil at the Vatican begins.

As long as you are super nice to us, every day, from now on.

As part of his Christmas story.

As she makes her way through Hallway 3,

As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.

Ask Jeeves? Nobody uses Ask Jeeves! Just Google search it!

Ask the squirrel what it knows about the terrorist attack.

Asking for change, sleeping in the parks.

Aslan, the evil characters are almost here!

Aslan, we've captured a spy!

Aslan! We're losing the battle!

Ass! Piss in the ass!

Assalam waleikum!

Asshole, asshole!

Asshole, shit, shit, cock!

Asshole! Cock!

Asshole! Pussy asshole!

At 1 PM tomorrow, Nelly will have to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies.

At first, there were only a few of them,

At least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.

At least that way, they'd be pleasant to look at.

At least we had a fun trip, huh, gang?

At my giant mansion tonight.

At precisely the same time as the terrorists.

At the Last Supper, Jesus Christ met with his 12 disciples.

At the park by all the other students.

At the same time, some people are questioning

At this school, Principal Victoria?

Attention, members!

Audience keep quiet, please.

Aw God, it really smells like Kenny's house down here.

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on. Once you start playing Guitar Hero,

Aw, dude, he smells like Kenny's house. Get out of here!

Aw, not again.

Aw, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom.

Aw, shit!

Aw, shit! Cock!

Aw, that's okay, Bradley.

Aww, I'm the key?

Back in 1962 to fight the Soviets...

Back it up!

Bahir, one of your classmates is keeping us hostage.

Bahir, you get this, right?

Bahir! Get away from that disgusting child!

Bail, bail!

Balls so dry, they explode like dust.

Barely!

Be a shame if we had to track you down and you "shot yourself."

Bebe? Who do you think authorized the buyout?

Because by being suspicious of you, I saved your life and everyone else's.

Because David is himself a little person.

Because he is crap.

Because he's Bono, that's why.

Because he's jealous of how much smarter I am than him.

Because he's trying to get out of a deal he made!

Because he's ugly, he gets nothing handed to him.

Because I don't need you to break a million points!

Because I think they are real.

Because I was.

Because I'm bi curious?

Because if I'm bi curious and I'm somehow made from God,

Because if you hang out with them, you won't stand out so much. Right?

Because it is in towns like South Park that you find the true America!

Because it was waiting for a multitonal code.

Because Jesus knew no one man

Because men are all assholes.

Because men are so easily led astray.

Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.

Because now you're gonna have to break a million points

Because of all the homeless in South Park,

Because of all the homeless...

Because of the embarassment it can cause, okay?!

Because on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh.

Because state government has already set

Because that makes Butters gay now!

Because there could be kids watching.

Because we don't want to.

Because we had a bet that if I could prove leprechauns were real,

Because we're protecting the only home we have.

Because when I'm President,

Because whenever I want to play and pretend, I just sing...

Because you don't want to take the test, do you?!

Because you figured that out, didn't you?!

Because you have fucked up teeth!

Because you tricked me, you black asshole!

Because you're worried about your friend's feelings.

Because, actually, most of the world hates us.

Before I just blurted out cool stuff about **** being lame and stuff.

Before this day is over! You will suck my balls!

Before this is over, you will suck my balls.

Behold the Last Supper.

Behold, no longer will Easter be about bunnies and colored eggs!

Biddy.

Big Ring Slammer. Comes with posable neck smash grip.

Big surprise!

Big titties! Buttmumch! There's no walls anymore. Shit!

Bill, I'm not sure that double crossing people is very Christian.

Bill, this seems extreme.

Bill, we have zeh rabbit, it's all we need.

Bono could not be reached for comment

Bono is now almost six feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight!

Bono never took a second crap to beat yours.

Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.

Bono, we've never had that rule before.

Bono?

Bono? Cool!

Bono's current record entry,

Born in Chicago, eight years old, his favorite color is green.

Both of you boys' behavior has jeopardizing

Boy, I sure hope they don't find lice in my hair.

Boys told her she was special. She was funny. She was interesting.

Boys! Boys! I don't think you quite understand how the homeless function.

Bradley is your accountabilibuddy!

Bradley, please. You're my accountabilibuddy.

Bradley! How about you be Butters' accountabilibuddy?

Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing.

Brian? Brian, what's happening?

Bring him here.

Bring out... the rabbit.

Built a port about it,

Burn the whole school down to the ground!

Burning down the school will not solve your problems.

But a lot of people don't even notice it.

But apparently, your son has a picture of Eric

But as for your friend, well, to be honest,

But asking me to jump this many is asking me to risk my life, Kyle!

But at the end of the day,

But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists?

But do you remember when I brought down the Death Star?

But enough of the other girls must have felt he was

But even though some people would have you believe

But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?

But grow up, Kyle! Change is a part of life.

But he could have faked it. It isn't fair!

But he could never shed the fact that he was really a number two.

But he has his mother's nose.

But he won't give it to me.

But he won't win completely!

But how can that be? We didn't even

But I ain't a charity case yet.

But I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see.

But I am never going to suck your balls, ever! So there!

But I assure you, I was fast asleep!

But I can't let Kenny be sock bathed for it.

But I can't wait to be an adult to be happy.

But I do know...

But I don't think he got the letter yet.

But I feel like something is missing. Don't you, Kyle?

But I figure you must have some knowledge of what Easter's about

But I flew too high.

But I I didn't think I was the very ugliest.

But I let you down, babe.

But I must warn you:

But I only see him at Christmas time now.

But I think with the right label behind you,

But I think you could use the money a lot more than I could.

But I think you're right.

But I'll never understand.

But I'm not I'm not gay, you guys!

But I'm not a Whoa. Whoa!

But I'm suposed to be at school right now,

But I've been diagnosed with a very serious mental condition.

But if I hadn't called you in the first place

But if you couldn't, you had to pay me ten dollars! Pay up!

But it doesn't make it the cutest.

But it was gone!

But it will most likely be really weird.

But it won't be easy.

But it's finally time to settle.

But it's our game. We bought it together.

But Jesus and Hell are real!

But just because they're imaginary, doesn't mean they aren't real.

But just didn't, for fun.

But know that if you believe in yourself,

But listen, I am not going to just rush into a relationship with Allison.

But look what he accomplished.

But my boy, we're already here.

But no matter how I try

But no matter what it takes, it's worth it.

But not lesbos.

But now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer,

But now it's gotten really bad.

But now we're switching our focus from pedophiles to Tourette's syndrome.

But now, think of the world as... a living being.

But perhaps... it's time.

But really, we were all already dead.

But see, I get it now.

But she is in great danger right now!

But somehow, I still feel confused.

But still seem like such a piece of shit.

But teacher, my penis never slips out my pants!

But that he loved us and sent his only son

But that means... that means Kenny was lying!

But that work is gonna pay off when he's an adult.

But that's all I'm saying: Today, bigotry and racism saved the day.

But that's only because she was hot.

But the Catholic Church buried the truth, put a man in charge,

But the son of a bitch knows story structure.

But then he ran from us because he didn't wanna be on Dateline.

But then I realized that God didn't want me to be that way!

But then I realized that technically, I don't.

But then more showed up

But then that means...

But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed.

But then you didn't solve the problem, you just moved it.

But then, right when I took the picture,

But then...

But there is one slur that has caused so much damage...

But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day!

But there's something the Church didn't tell you.

But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it

But they don't realise it can lead to people

But they know where it is!

But they're actually werewolves? From the future?

But they're more important than most of us here.

But this boy has infiltrated from the real world.

But this is nothing compared to what I have planned.

But this Saturday, I will actually say anything I want on national television.

But we can't figure it out.

But we couldn't, because he wasn't popular enough.

But we did find out a kind of secret about the person in charge.

But we don't have a choice.

But we will give your son all the help we can.

But we're close, sir. We're real close.

But we're gonna be examined so that if anyone has the lice,

But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket!

But what about school, Doctor?

But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized?

But who's going to spy on them for us?!

But why me, doctor? Why me?! How did I get this?!

But why would Jesus want a rabbit to run his church?

But will it really make you terrorists feel better?

But would it be enough?

But you are doing the show.

But you are still welcome to come.

But you boys have made me late.

But you don't ever catch the dragon. You just... keep chasing it.

But you know what?!

But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero?

But you know, maybe instead of a game guide,

But you see, there's something I know about you

But your words are actually completely powerless.

But, Kyle and I always play together. We both chipped in for the game system.

But, Mom, I've been trying to get the picture back,

But, two days ago, there was a terrorist attack on our imagination,

But...

But... I wanted you to know I tried. I tried to save our baby.

But... it never has.

Butters got really hot

Butters here is new to the camp.

Butters will run up and kick her in the balls.

Butters, do you think it's possible

Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you.

Butters, how long have you been doing stuff like this?

Butters, I'm sorry for getting you into trouble.

Butters, that's not cool, man. He can't help how he looks.

Butters, we're done talking about girls balls right now! Pay attention!

Butters, you wanna play me next?

Butters! Time for breakfeast.

Butters! You are grounded, mister! You hear me?

Butters? Butters!

Buy me out? What are you saying?!

By aliens?

By attacking our imagination,

By feeding the poor, with a massive rabbit stew.

By kicking the Persian messenger in the balls,

By telling them what a great place Evergreen was!

By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower

By writing scripture for the next four days!

Bye, Easter bunny!

C'mon you, guys. This is our home.

C'mon, Butters, Mom's cooked waffles and nanas for you.

C'mon, Kyle! C'mon, buddy!

C'mon, wake up, kid!

California Love

California nia, Idn't on the tona,

California nia, Supercool to the homeless,

California,

Call is coming through now, Mr. President.

Call me ****** guy, fill me with your hate,

Call the others.

Called Lesbos where I finally felt at home.

Can anybody say they never do?

Can go and be cleansed by the power of God.

Can I borrow some money to put my stuff in storage?

Can I get a Fresca, please?

Can I go now?

Can I have just a little change for the bus, please?

Can we just drop this, please? I don't wanna talk about it.

Can you believe him?

Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame?

Can you spare some change?

Can you tell what the terrorists are doing?

Can't somebody go and take a look inside Mrs. Clinton's snizz?

Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list

Can't you just kind of... fuck off?

Caprende? El old man y la mer.

Care for some nuts?

Carol Anne, don't go into the light.

Carry on my wayward son

Cartman is just pulling one of his stupid tricks on everyone.

Cartman jumping more homeless people isn't gonna solve anything right now!

Cartman, do you even know what's going on?

Cartman, don't!

Cartman, shut up! We're concentrating.

Cartman, there are people in the world who really have Tourette's Syndrome.

Cartman, what is going on out there? What happened to Stan?

Cartman, what is this all about?

Cartman, what's happened?

Cartman, will you shut up?

Cartman?

Cartman? Cartman?

Cartman's Tourette's isn't real. He's faking!

Catch me. Come on, catch me.

Catch me. Come on.

Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

Cavity Creeps?

Change the list? Do you have any idea what that would take?

Change, sir?

Change?

Change? Got any change?

Charity case, I'm just trying to help out

Chase me. Come on. This way. Shoot up and then you can catch me.

Chase, search the name Stolfsky on YouTube

Chatting with them on the phone and buying them shoes.

Check this out.

Check upstairs!

Check your six and alert when in position!

Check, 1, 2.

Checking out the Clinton rally.

Checking.

Chin up, cowboy.

Choose your next words wisely, Persian.

Chris Hansen? Oh no, it's a setup. I knew it!

Christine, I can't understand you.

Christine!

Citizens of Imaginationland!

City of Brentwood,

City of Santa Monica,

City of Venice,

Clear.

Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem,

Closing it down?

Clyde Harris?

Clyde, dude, get down to the park.

Clyde, it's time to be getting to bed.

Clyde, was that you?

Clyde's number one.

Clyde's the best looking kid in the class.

Cockbutt! Stupid shit!

Cocksucker!

Code names are what they are, Blackie!

Come on in, Mr. Marsh. We'll make you some coffee.

Come on in.

Come on, come on. You almost got me.

Come on, find it. Find!

Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points!

Come on, guys. If you all just help me out a little bit.

Come on, guys. Lasagna's ready.

Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Come on, Kelly!

Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa!

Come on, let me see! Let me see!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Randy, what do you say?

Come on, Randy.

Come on, Randy. You have to push!

Come on, Skeeter,

Come on, Stan! You got it!

Come on, we gotta get to that scientist's house.

Come on, we have to try and help our stupid parents.

Come on, we've gotta go!

Come on!

Come on.

Come to me, my darling precious child.

Come with me, little boy. I'm going to get you home!

Come, come on! Really?

Como estas.

Comprende?

Congratulations on making it all the way to the bonus round.

Congratulations to Bono!

Congratulations!

Constantly trying to preach that the world is alive!

Cool!

Cool.

Copy Foxtrot. Tango in position. Aw, shit!

Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner.

Corinthians, chapter 7.

Could I maybe kiss you?

Could I not be the key, Morpheus?

Could somebody toss the football back? It's over there next to the ugly kids.

Could speak for everyone in a religion.

Could they start saying things that they would normally never say?

Could we cut to a

Could we play the tape on the big screen, please?

Could you maybe see your way to just letting my dad have this one?

Could you spare some change, sir?

Could, could you, take off, the ears, please?

Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal

Count Chocula, Cinderella, Snarf from Thundercats, but here...

Courics?

Craig is on the bottom, right?

Craig will be ready with a distraction device here.

Dad, do I have to wear this bag over my head the entire time?

Dad, um... I think dinner's almost ready.

Dad, where do leprechauns come from?

Dad, your old crap counts.

Dad! There's Easter bunnies chasing me!

Dad?

Dale here used the "N" word in a racial joke at work.

Dammit!

Damn ****** guys, we'll be back!

Damn things look like they're right out of space nuts.

Damn you, Vice President Craig! You could be killin' us all!

Damn you! Why?!

Damn, you guys are good!

Damnit! All right, you want change? Here.

Damnit.

Das shpoitenhoff?

Dateline. Right. I wet my ba

Dear Mr. Hansen, I have Tourettes

Death to the Infidels!

Definitely cuter than Teresa's.

Deliberating "Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse"?

Dennis!

Dicktits!

Did Cartman just say "shitballs" to the principal?

Did he just inject himself with apple juice?

Did I hurt his little feelings?

Did I say something to you, Sugartits?!

Did you find the address?

Did you know, Wendy, that Clyde's father owns the shoe store at the mall?

Did you see these shoes, Wendy? They're incredible!

Did you uncover anything?

Didn't you used to have your own Guitar Hero game system?

Disspeakable things. And people will call me brave.

Do a WebCrawler search, maybe he has podcasts up somewhere.

Do it!

Do not burn down the school, Kyle.

Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman,

Do not show picture. Kyle didn't have it after all.

Do we? He's a legend!

Do you happen to know how to

Do you have any idea how horrible that is to say? Ass! Ass!

Do you have any idea how liberating it is

Do you have that?!

Do you know anything about Easter?

Do you know how much money we would lose?

Do you know what this is?

Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters?

Do you like to put this on your True Value card today?

Do you mind telling me how you managed to lose your accountabilibuddy?!

Do you mind, sir? We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play.

Do you realize that if we don't fix you,

Do you realize what's going on here? Terrorists have attacked our imagination

Do you really need the biggest crap record?

Do you really think they'll believe you over the heads of the committee?

Do you really want to apologize? Are you sure?

Do you see it?

Do you still have the voter cards for the list that rated the boys' looks?

Do you think they could have hidden a nuclear device up Mrs. Clinton's...

Do you understand the concept of hell?

Do yourself a favor, Wendy. Just let it go.

Does Bono want the biddy?

Does Mom know about this?

Does that sparkle with all the girls?

Doesn't matter?!

Doesn't matter. He's got the record now, there's nothing I can do.

Doesn't mean I'm gay!

Doesn't that make them kind of "real."

Doing in front of your house?

Don't be crazy, Gerald. You'll never get through all those homeless people.

Don't be soft, Your Holiness!

Don't cry. Here, do you want the biddy?

Don't forget I have a signed contract from you.

Don't give them an inch!

Don't have any change.

Don't jump, Bradley! You will only make God angrier with you!

Don't know whatever happened to those boys.

Don't know. We traveled for hours... kept blacking out...

Don't leave us!

Don't look, Kelly! Don't look!

Don't make me do this.

Don't nuke our imagination, bro!

Don't try to change the subject, Kyle.

Don't worry, kid. The Council of Nine consists of

Don't worry, Mrs. Clinton, I'm sure everything will be fine.

Don't worry, sweetie, everything is fine.

Don't worry, you're with friends now.

Don't worry, young man.

Don't worry.

Don't yell at me for making a mess!"

Don't you cry no more

Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder...

Don't you get it? The world doesn't want you here!

Don't you get it?!

Don't you have any superpowers?

Don't you see how awesome this is?

Don't you see, Kyle? I don't get it!

Don't you think it's a little strange

Done what?

Donkey boner!

Dragon Wind out.

Dragon Wind to Blackie: What's your six, Blackie?

Dude, Butters, calm down.

Dude, did you finish your math homework?

Dude, did your dad know that the show was being broadcast live?

Dude, don't you have enough? I mean...

Dude, dude, not cool!

Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News!

Dude, how are we supposed to read an entire book

Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth getting him?

Dude, I just got an IM from Stan that they evacuated the school.

Dude, I totally miffed that middle part. Did you see that?

Dude, I'm *******. I have no idea.

Dude, it's just a stupid list, remember?

Dude, it's our dads.

Dude, Jesse Jackson said it's okay.

Dude, Kyle. Can you hear me?

Dude, leave me alone.

Dude, listen to that video crowd! They love us!

Dude, our parents are just as stupid as these people.

Dude, shut the fuck up about my house!

Dude, suck. Did you practice last night?

Dude, that is awesome. I had no idea you could do that.

Dude, that mom is cool.

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Dude, they took my Dad away. They even shot one of his fellow hares.

Dude, this game rules.

Dude, this is awesome.

Dude, we are total rock stars now!

Dude, we can't read an entire book in one weekend!

Dude, we don't remember! It was really long and stupid.

Dude, we don't remember.

Dude, we totally got let out of school.

Dude, we're totally fucked now.

Dude, we've arrived. We're super, awesome and cool.

Dude, what are all these homeless people

Dude, what's happening?

Dude, what's the matter with him?

Dude, why did you ever agree to suck his balls in the first place?

Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke!

Dude, you did make a deal.

Dude, you don't understand, I'm a Jew.

Dude, you sure you wanna do this?

Dude, you'd better watch it. The principal's right over there.

Dude!

Dude! Dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!

Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there!

Dude.

Dude...

Duh, it's the Hare Club For Men. Chicks wouldn't understand.

Each one of you just put in a little change?

Easter's just Easter. Just, just go with it, kid.

Easy Bono, that hurts the biddy.

Eggsactly.

Eh! Stop pushing, Kenny.

Eh... what?

Elaborate bullcrap experiment to frame Kenny?!

Embarrass your parents. Aw, shit!

Enough of this blasphemy! I'm the Pope now!

Entering the portal in 5 seconds.

Eric Cartman a lesson, once and for all.

Eric Cartman can never know about this.

Eric Cartman?

Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you respond to little people.

Eric, what the hell is this?!

Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?!

Eric? What's the, what's the matter?

Escort Mr. Mayfield out.

Evacuation?! Tomorrow is the Gootack Festival.

Even if people like Kyle here think so.

Ever since the Cold War, the US government

Every Hare Club member, young and old,

Every night the dream is the same...

Everyone fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!

Everyone get up into the trees! We have to get up high!

Everyone in the town of South Park is going to die.

Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name.

Everyone knows that only poor people can get lice.

Everyone sit down and shut the fuck up!

Everyone take a Petri dish and a syringe.

Everyone to the main hall, now, go!

Everyone to the main hall, now!

Everyone try to be nice because we have a new student joining us today,

Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks!

Everyone wave to the ****** guy, say "Hi, ****** guy."

Everyone, say hello to our new camper, Butters.

Everyone? Everyone, this is Stan and Kyle.

Everything is set. We have the detonator up and running.

Everything will turn out alright.

Everywhere I go, it's always the same,

Except for one.

Except for you, of course.

Except sometimes when I'm wearing pajamas!

Except that it was originally designed... for a rabbit.

Excuse me, everyone. I need to have a moment alone

Excuse me, excuse me everyone, I guess you might have noticed my awkward tics.

Excuse me, I need a toilet! Bathroom! Bathroom!

Excuse me, the front door was open. Can I borrow some change?

Excuse me, this isn't exactly what I had in mind!

Excuse me! Excuse me, I need to go! I gotta run!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Over here, please.

Faggot, I need you to keep surveillance North to North East. Check back in five.

Fags.

Faking?

Fat Jew! Jew bitch!

Father Maxi, I just don't know where else to turn.

Fellas, fellas, come quick! Cartman's gonna fight the midget!

Fellas! Fellas, wait!

Fellas! Fellas!

Fellas! Fellas! It's Oh my god!

Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times.

Ferris, set up over there. Two of you can take that bed area.

Fight!

Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Right now!

Finally, my wish of going public with my illness can come true.

Finally, the Persians grew tired!

Find a partner for you who can really help you max your score.

Find another place to hide, Steve!

Fine, but he has to take the crap in front of you! In Zurich.

Fine! Whatever!

Fine.

First we have to get out of the forest, into the forbidden zone.

First, you have to promise you won't hurt it!

Five minutes, kid.

Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.

For a black person to have somebody use the "N" word.

For biggest crap ever taken.

For dinner every night when they get married.

For hours, the Lesbos kept the Persians back.

For making fun of people with disabilities.

For more designer sunglasses.

For most Sports Illustrated subscriptions sold.

For no dyke should be without cocktails.

For Show And Tell today, I would like to share with you some very special,

For the first time in American history,

For the fun of it.

For this Easter vigil, the Pope is also showing his divine grace

For those of you who are new to camp,

For using the "N" word on Wheel of Fortune.

For years, it has been my honor to try and bring focus to the needs in Africa.

Forbid the transaction.

Forever.

Forge a new list and hide the real one.

Forget it ever happened and nobody will ever know.

Forgive me, Jesus.

Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine.

Found it under your desk.

Frankly we don't know what their next move is or how to stop them.

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,

From a brave little boy in Colorado.

From American Furniture Warehouse commercials.

From Guinness Book of World Records? I mean...

From Ireland.

From now on, if a person uses the word ******

From the Lollipop Forest?

From the Shane Company Diamond Store commercials?

From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth,

From what? Who is this?

Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, bitch!

Full sail, your Majesty.

Full sail.

Fun? This really isn't all that fun.

Game over! You suck!

Gather around and witness the glory

Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have complete control of our imagination.

Get as close as you can. You have to look inside the snizz.

Get back home and start packing your things!

Get back! You're just as confused as he is!

Get behind the line with the other protesters.

Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls!

Get him out of here!

Get him out of here.

Get him outta here!

Get him some air.

Get in the van!

Get in there and see if you can disarm

Get it!

Get off of me!

Get out of here, Cartman, we're eating dinner.

Get outside!

Get outta here!

Get outta there, Kurt Russell!

Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts.

Get that fucking leprechaun! I want it alive!

Get the jet ready, Bovis! I've got to be going.

Get the videotape and do a background check on everyone in it!

Get to Castle Sunshine. It's your only hope!

Get to Evergreen and find out how they got rid of the homeless!

Get up, Stan! Wake up!

Getting progressively worse.

Getting readings from the other side... That... that's it!

Getting rid of us?

Getting us all to think about what we say.

Ginger retard! Asslicker dickface!

Girl bar?

Girls make dumb lists all the time.

Girls, I just want to say that I am very proud of you!

Give it up, Bebe. We know all about it.

Give that back, you dirty buttholes!

Give them the rabbit!

Glad I picked you up, kid.

Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.

Go ahead and go. But I swear on my life!

Go ahead and take a seat. Take a seat right over there.

Go ahead, Thad. Show him what you can do.

Go ahead.

Go on, get out of here, kid.

Go to MySpace. See if there's a MySpace page for a Bahir Hakeem.

God dammit! Stupid ass men!

God damnit! I don't want him to jump over more

God did! When he killed my wife!

God help him.

God needs to bend you and shape you

God wanted me to be a man!

God? Please, I know I screwed up.

Goddammit, he's a mess!

Goddammit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything!

Goddammit!

Goddammit.

Goddamn it, Cartman! Will you stop wasting time?

Goddamn it, Kyle!

Goddamn it, Tom.

Goddamn ****! Suck my ass barf!

Goddamn ****** guy is trying to be all political right now.

Goddamnit Cartman!

Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet? Dragon Wind to Faggot! Come in, Faggot!

Goddamnit!

Going to big sex and coke parties, but then I realized...

Going to public places knowing you're going to make a fool of yourself.

Good luck, men! Godspeed!

Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling?

Good morning, Mr. Mackey. Asspussy!

Good morning, students. How are we all feeling today?

Good thing they pulled you out of school.

Good thinking.

Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls!

Good, good. I'm glad we're finally gonna do something about it.

Goodbye.

Got any more?

Got nothing better to do on a Friday night

Grab a sock and a bar of soap, and meet us at the park!

Gross, Dad, sick!

Grounded!

Guess that means I did win the bet after all.

Guess you think today is your big day, huh Kyle?

Guilty! I thought so!

Guinness World Records America.

Guinness World Records America. How can I help you?

Guys, forget it! It's over!

Guys, we have a problem!

Had a homeless problem just before we did.

Hail Snowball.

Half purple and half yellow with a Chikadee sticker.

Hand it over, Stan! They're gonna kill me!

Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you.

Hang on.

Hang out with the other ugly kids in the school.

Hang out with you sometime? Like, do your laundry maybe?

Has been working on a secret project

Has it been checked for accuracy?

Hastily on the cutest boy?

Have a seat on the stool.

Have I?

Have to say about how you rank in looks?

Have what?

Have y'all seen these navigation systems

Have you boys seen a leprechaun anywhere lately?

Have you lost your mind?

Have you never even thought of being with another woman before?

Have you never even thought of being with another woman?

Have you played Rehab Hero?

Have you seen how Persians decorate?

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus

Haven't you boys ever used your imagination?

Hawk Eyes, this is Dragon Wind. Do you copy?

He appears to be just some kid.

He can have a whole new life.

He can play Guitar Hero acoustically.

He can't beat my nine and a half Courics!

He catches the feesh, so then he can make money.

He did it!

He didn't get to me. I was just joking.

He didn't mean that.

He divorced my mom, said he'd still be around,

He doesn't even need a game system to play on.

He doesn't have one single trophy.

He doesn't have to make any effort to be special.

He done said the "N" word in the O.J. case.

He gave one of the homeless twenty dollars yesterday

He goes against the Church. He must die!

He had cooties and he lied about it!

He had videos on YouTube of every single rally.

He has made no effort, nor does he show any intention,

He has to learn his lesson. You see, words are like bullets.

He has to work at making something of himself.

He has to. He's been ordered by the court.

He has two PhD's and has published six books.

He has won twenty two Grammy's, countless humanitarian awards...

He is gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in.

He is recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain.

He is risen!

He is risen. He is risen.

He isn't going to actually show everyone.

He jumped over one homeless person with his stupid skateboard

He just blurted out the "N" word, and it's no big deal, okay?

He just didn't understand Tourette's was a real disease.

He just says "Hey, did you used to be a guy or something?!"

He just showed up out of the blue!

He lied to us all! He betrayed his kind!

He must be somehow attacking remotely from his house.

He no longer cares about danger.

He said he gonna burn the school down to the ground.

He sat atop a gold Hummer with customized Gucci accessories,

He shot himself.

He told everyone in class today his favorite band was Blink 182.

He told my dad he was.

He try catch the feesh, but the feesh is very strong

He understands what's going on better than anybody.

He wants this handled by his staff personally.

He wants to talk to you and you alone.

He was just saying maybe we should open it up again for discussion.

He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest!

He was the disciple that Jesus made into the first pope.

He will have character,

He will most likely marry very young,

He will run out of steam here pretty soon.

He won't make it.

He would suck my balls!

He would suck my balls.

He's become one of them.

He's been up for three days straight playing Heroin Hero.

He's bi curious too?

He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction

He's coming down! We did it!

He's faking.

He's gone, little boy.

He's gone.

He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch.

He's gotta see this.

He's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have.

He's homeless now. We aren't safe.

He's just stupid, all right?

He's like a little strawberry.

He's lost his accountabilibuddy!

He's not gonna show up to suck your balls, dude.

He's one of the best Guitar Hero players I've ever seen.

He's the kid that scored a hundred thousand points.

He's the luckiest kid in the world.

Head to the woods! I'll try to buy you some time.

Hehe, you almost caught me.

Hell yeah, that's a good thing, yeah.

Hello everyone!

Hello everyone! I am Bono.

Hello there, little animals.

Hello, campers!

Hello, class!

Hello, hello.

Hello, Kelly. How's my baby?

Hello, Kyle! Thought you could get out of your responsibilities, huh?

Hello, Kyle. Dickhead!

Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike. Nice evening, isn't it?

Hello, Mrs. Garrison Ass. Ass.

Hello, my name is Amir Hadi.

Hello, Sheila? It's Liane, Eric's mother.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Anybody?

Hello? Can anybody hear me?

Hello? Do you have any change?

Hello? Hello Bahir. Where are you?

Hello? I'm sorry, I just really need some change for the bus?

Hello? It's Steve Garrett from the library.

Hello? Jesus?

Hello? Mary. Mary!

Hello.

Hello. Anybody?

Help me... Help me...

Help!

Help! Help us!

Help.

Her life as a youth was filled with praises

Her plan to dress Mexicans as Persians to act as spies

Here he comes.

Here it is using some high contrast stuff.

Here they come.

Here, hold this.

Here, Kyle.

Here, let's buy you a nice toy to take home.

Here, we need you to work together, read the book and write four essays.

Here's my little desk.

Herr Broloff, what do you know of this?

Herr Broloff! Herr Broloff!

Herr President, take a look at this.

Hey dude, how's it

Hey guys, what would I do?

Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!

Hey Nel, whassup Tracy.

Hey now Kyle, if you made a deal with somebody, you have to stick by it.

Hey Tracy, hey Kate!

Hey, aren't you supposed to be teaching school right now?

Hey, Bahir, since we get to go home,

Hey, Clyde, you didn't finish your essay either, right?

Hey, come on now!

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?

Hey, dudes.

Hey, Eric!

Hey, fellas!

Hey, hey, Sharon. Sharon, you gotta come see this.

Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.

Hey, I know you. You're Kyle Broflovski.

Hey, I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!

Hey, I was about to win!

Hey, it is him.

Hey, it talks!

Hey, Janet, why don't you pick up on your own girl?

Hey, kid, have you seen Kyle?

Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller in my car

Hey, Kyle.

Hey, let go of him!

Hey, look, Patty. It's that ****** guy.

Hey, look, Skeeter. That's that guy from the TV.

Hey, Mick, would you mind if I stepped out for a sec?

Hey, nice, nice ears. Pizza Face!

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Stan! Hey, Sharon! Hey, everybody!

Hey, that's a great idea, Betsy!

Hey, that's not a bad idea.

Hey, that's that other ****** guy.

Hey, Token, I just wanted to let you know

Hey, Token.

Hey, ugly!

Hey, wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?

Hey, wake up, stupid!

Hey, Wendy. Dumb bitch! Uh, sorry.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Hey, what is that?

Hey, what the hell is that?

Hey, what the hell!

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's your problem, asshole?

Hey, yeah.

Hey!

Hey! Are you guys all sleeping over too?

Hey! Do you have something to do with this? Answer me!

Hey! Fuck you!

Hey! You're the kid I sold the Guitar Hero game to.

Hey.

Hey. Hey that's right.

Hey. Where'd Eric go?

Hi, are you CuteBilly182?

Hi, could I speak with Mr. Bono, please?

Hi, Janet.

Hi, my name is Stan Marsh.

Hi, ****** guy!

Hi, we'd like to speak to a Professor Teabag?

Hi.

Hildog!

Hildog?

Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine.

Hippitus hoppitus reus homine.

His divine grace and will have brought forth this day.

His parents moved into that green house on Janice Street.

His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here.

Hm, enshnusen?

Hola.

Hold on a second! I have a contract!

Hold on a second.

Hold on, fellas!

Hold on! Hold on a second!

Hold on. Can I just get back some of that change, please?

Holding them off!

Homeland Security?

Honest I don't. I don't have any!

Honest!

Honestly, I don't know what you see in this, Kyle.

Honorary Chair, Mrs. Secretary,

Hoo hoo!

Hop aboard, kids. I have something to show you.

Hope. Hope, you're alive.

Hot fudge, whipped cream. What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot! Hot!

How about this? You have that videotape that the terrorists made, right?

How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket

How about we kill them and then **** their bodies

How about we make everyone think that terrorists attacked us?

How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on?

How are they coming?

How are we to know that they would let us go?

How are you liking it?

How big a crap you could have taken.

How can they just take away my house?

How can you tell?

How come I've never seen you down at the girl bar?

How come they just let that Bono guy send a picture of his crap?

How could Bono be so talented, so caring and yet seem like such a piece of crap?

How dare you take advantage of your position!

How dare you!

How did a louse like me get so lucky to have a louse like you?

How did he get in here?

How did they find us?

How do we know it was a boy?

How do you know my dad is gonna die?

How does he do that?

How does that look?

How it feels when that word comes up.

How long before the snuke in my snizz goes off?

How long will it be before you are all called ****** guys?

How many MySpace friends does he have?

How many survivors?

How much further to Castle Sunshine?

How much money do we have to waste on needless spending

How painful is "painful"?

How to fight these terrorists?

How will this make me look?

How you got rid of the homeless in your town.

How?

How? How did you find that out?

However, if you can find recourse for such an inquiry, Wendy,

Huh, I guess you're clean.

Huh, right, the world is conscious. It makes perfect sense.

Huh?

Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?

Huh? What?

Humble yourselves therefore under God's mighty hand

Hurry, get inside!

I I can?

I I guess.

I It's okay, guys.

I almost did it.

I almost made something of myself.

I always knew this day would come,

I am Abraham Lincoln.

I am assigning all of you weekend homework.

I am not going to stick anything yicky in your mouth.

I am not sucking Cartman's balls!

I am sick and tired of everyone telling me I'm confused!

I am so seriously pissed off right now, I could bust a testicle.

I am talking about the oldest threat to America!

I am the most evil character here.

I am the most evil imaginary character!

I am the top researcher of homeless studies for Park County.

I am ze Pope!

I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick,

I asked God to send someone to help me.

I believe a member of our committee has tampered with one of our lists.

I believe a serious blow to democracy has just been dealt.

I believe I can.

I believe I detect some cabbage as well?

I believe it is somehow reacting to our presence on it.

I believe Rebecca changed the list to make him number one.

I believe Snowball must be a direct descendant of St. Peter himself,

I believe that's true.

I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland for a reason.

I belong to a secret society that has been around for thousands of years!

I bet we can find some AIDS down the forest.

I bet you did. What the hell is going on?!

I call this picture "The Sleeping Menstrual."

I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar.

I can at least rob Kyle of his final laugh.

I can get him! Wait! Where's he going now?

I can hear him in my head!

I can see through your sarcasm, Sharon!

I can't believe what I'm hearing!

I can't believe you said the "N" word on national television.

I can't concentrate with all these assholes riding me all the time!

I can't do it! I can't do it!

I can't even stretch at a normal gym

I can't have pests like you

I can't hear you! Only the president!

I can't let Kenny be sock dried.

I can't say for sure, but I, I'd say it's about...

I can't tell you. You have to be allowed into the Society first, but...

I can't... hang on!

I cannot, by Sparkle Law, move to have an old list investigated.

I captured another one of your pieces, Bahir.

I checked on the internet, Kyle.

I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski,

I could jump two homeless people...

I cry at night because I don't have a dad.

I did a Google search for "Hillary Clinton Campaign Rally", right?

I did a whole study using my ass.

I didn't bail. I got picked up by the government.

I didn't say that Yes I did, but why?

I didn't suck his balls, all right? And I'm not going to!

I didn't think there was gonna be a goddamn leprechaun!

I didn't think there would actually be a leprechaun! And I still don't!

I don't believe it.

I don't care. I'd just like to play with you again.

I don't feel like coloring eggs! I don't get it!

I don't get it.

I don't get it. Why would the Pope be holding my Dad hostage for Snowball?

I don't get what you mean by that, Kyle.

I don't have a home anymore.

I don't have a place for all my stuff. Where am I supposed to put all my stuff?

I don't have any change! I don't have any change!

I don't have any change.

I don't have any more change!

I don't have the

I don't have time for that! We have school tomorrow!

I don't know how much they know, but security has been heightened.

I don't know if you can.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what you want me to do about it.

I don't know why more homeless people are showing up in town,

I don't know why you have to be all super lame about this.

I don't know! And even if I did know...

I don't know.

I don't like being with men!

I don't need the toy. I've found something better!

I don't really see the fun in

I don't think anyone here disagrees that Jennifer's purse is cuter than Teresa's,

I don't think I can teach my class anymore.

I don't think so, Kyle!

I don't think so!

I don't think that's a very good idea, sir.

I don't understand!

I don't wanna be here anymore. Take me home!

I don't wanna be the key.

I don't wanna find out I'm good looking

I don't wanna go to school tomorrow.

I don't want the code name Blackie.

I don't want to! I don't want anybody telling me how to feel anymore!

I don't want you to jump them, retard!

I doubt it.

I dreamed I was in Imaginationland and then terrorists attacked it...

I easily could have cleared another thirty or forty.

I even get free Frescas. I don't need you anymore!

I fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson!

I feel like you've changed somehow. In a really awesome way.

I felt isolated, confused.

I find this whole conversation to be extremely offensive!

I finished my whole book report

I got a golden ticket! Thanks to Kyle!

I got a golden twinkle in my eye!

I got frustrated and thought I would get some shock laughs.

I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see?

I got it! I got it!

I got voted the ugliest boy in whole class?

I gotta get to a psychiatrist and learn to control what I say!

I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points.

I guess I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little tittylated.

I guess it was pretty big.

I guess so.

I guess they're not playing the game anymore.

I guess we're both okay.

I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes.

I had this whole messed up dream

I had to, Christine. You were homeless.

I had two liens against my house and so the bank is foreclosing!

I hate coming to this school. It makes me angry.

I have a chance to change the way he thinks.

I have a few hangups about killing Jesus.

I have an ear infection. What are you seeing the doctor for?

I have every reason to be mad. You just don't get it.

I have faith that any thread will be taken care of accordingly.

I have no idea what you're saying!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have no problem taking the test. I have nothing to h hide.

I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet!

I have others with me.

I have proven my point. My work here is done.

I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink.

I have the address of the house the terrorist moved into.

I have the first place trophy for that.

I have the power of resurrection. Or have you forgotten?

I have to give him what he wants.

I have... I have AIDS.

I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time.

I haven't taken a crap in over three weeks!

I hired Mexicans to spy on you.

I I cannot condone you traveling on an airplane in your condition.

I invited Butters to stay the night.

I jumped over the homeless!

I just hate men is all.

I just heard you broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero.

I just know that with some one on one time

I just need some aspirin.

I just need to My cousin and I touched each other's...

I just peed my pants.

I just said the "N" word by mistake to win money.

I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye.

I just wanna find something else to play.

I just want a nice, simple driving game. How's that?

I just want to thank everyone for coming

I just want you to know that I can't control it.

I just wanted to say, I get it now.

I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy.

I kind of lost track of time last night.

I knew it! I knew it!

I knew they'd come back for us.

I know Bono's better than me!

I know exactly what we should do.

I know how you can reverse it, Cartman.

I know it, but I don't think I should say it.

I know that saving people can be a big responsibility,

I know that this late in my life,

I know that!

I know we haven't talked in a long time,

I know what you're thinking, Kyle, and I'm with you.

I know you think attacking our imagination

I know you're actually a woman.

I know your secret now!

I know, and and I wanna be fair about it, so,

I know, but I think there's been a mistake.

I know, but it mellows me out, okay?

I know, I know, check it out, look.

I know, that song is so awesome.

I know.

I know. I need you.

I know. Something big is going on.

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big fat titties,

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,

I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties,

I made a mistake to, I was trying to be funny!

I mean both.

I mean it! Stop! That is disgusting! Where is your mother?

I mean, aren't there more important things going on right now?

I mean, even I have a second place trophy

I mean, I... just wanna move on from what happened

I mean, if somebody got used to saying whatever came to their mind.

I mean, really I don't even understand how two women can make love.

I mean, right?

I mean, that seemed impossible too, right?

I mean, this was something I made!

I mean, unless they just kind of scissor or something.

I mean, whether Jesus is real or not,

I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday.

I mean...

I met another woman and we went to this fabulous bar

I need a break. Can I have a break?

I need a little... Anybody have some change?

I need all students to join me over here.

I need to run up to the forest and do another sediment analysis.

I need to speak with the President right away!

I need you to check something for me.

I never did!

I never even knew there was such a place.

I nurned your rip sauce?

I quit, I quit, I quit.

I quit, I quit, I quit. I quit.

I quit.

I really like how the light plays with the background on this one.

I really want to get better.

I really wanted to wait until you were older but...

I said I will only talk to the President!

I said I'm sorry, you piece of...

I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild after a terrorist attack!

I saw a bus in a garage a couple of blocks back. We need to modify it!

I say...

I see the crap now.

I see.

I shall have to deal with these lesbos myself!

I should have never pretended to have Tourette's Syndrome,

I spent two hours getting ready for that stupid date,

I stand before you with dry balls, Your Honor.

I swear it!

I swear on my mother's life, Butters.

I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now

I talked to the EFSM and they say Randy has to take the crap in Zurich.

I tell you what, boys.

I tell you, I do not know.

I think he's holding you back.

I think I know what to do.

I think the rabbit just crapped on my jacket.

I think we need to put all resources now into a full investigation,

I think we're looking at a global catastrophe,

I think. I think I'd like to come down now.

I thought I did.

I thought I was gonna make $30,000!

I thought I was having a great time because

I thought I was just made that way, that I didn't have a choice.

I thought you might say that, Kyle.

I told you it was real! Look again!

I told you you would suck my balls before this was over, didn't I, Kyle?

I took it back in 1960.

I touched my cousin's wee... This sure has been fun! Goodbye!

I touched penises with my cousin!

I try to do everything the counselors say,

I understand how you feel about somebody saying the "N" word.

I understand it's been difficult, Mrs. Garrison and so...

I understand we have just received

I understand. And Kyle,

I waited till he was totally asleep, right?

I wanna get this over with!

I wanna put you with some other players,

I wanna see what's happening downstairs,

I want digital imaging and resource magnification done stat!

I want my wife. Sharon? Sharon?

I want people to know that I'm worth something. That I matter.

I want to apologize deeply and sincerely

I want to go! Shitfag!

I want to help your class better understand this illness. Piss!

I want to name her Hope.

I want what I'm entitled to.

I want you all at the same time to yell,

I want you to look in here.

I want you to tell me everything he said.

I wanted him to meet all of you so he could try to understand Tourette's.

I wanted to keep this from you, Stan.

I was asleep and this person just puts a penis

I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot!

I was checking out the Internet and...

I was getting signed by managers and...

I was having fun because I was doing all that with my best friend.

I was just thinking that maybe you voted a little

I was just trying to...

I was listening to you for a while. Dude, you've gotten a lot better.

I was sent to warn of a terrorist attack,

I was so proud of it that I decided to keep it,

I was soaring ever higher

I was talking to Pete Wetchney and he said that Danny Chadwick

I was the one. I was too afraid to say anything,

I was the record holder for the biggest crap.

I was thinking about using a high speed shutter

I wasn't confused until other people started telling me I was!

I watched it on YouTube about 60 times.

I went home to alter the picture of me

I went looking for him, but he runs real fast.

I wet my bed last night.

I will have you arrested for

I will make you the manager of Club Persh.

I will say horrible things on the air.

I won't let you do it, Cartman.

I won't risk it!

I would be so happy.

I would have proudly died for that rabbit.

I would like to share with you all my

I would like to submit that Jennifer's purse is by far the cutest.

I would review it.

I would suck his balls.

I wrote my esse in Albuquerque.

I wrote three esse.

I wrote to him, like you said,

I...

I... I don't understand why I'm here, I... I'm just an actor.

I... I thought you were sick.

I... nothing.

I'd be so happy.

I'd give anything to be normal like you.

I'd like to take this bully to see that Tourette's is very real.

I'll I'll tell on you!

I'll be all right!

I'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.

I'll bet you can crap that big again easy!

I'll buy you out of your part.

I'll call more Persians for help.

I'll do it! I'll check out Ms. Clinton's snizz.

I'll go with you. There's nothing left for me here.

I'll need to pay for storage.

I'll never come so close to finally having meaning.

I'll never really get how it feels

I'll simply show them the picture of Kyle.

I'll take it from here.

I'll try to jump all those homeless and get to the people on that roof.

I'll try to jump that homeless crowd and save those people.

I'll try, but I don't think...

I'll use Google Maps. It has live traffic.

I'm a late in life lesbian,

I'm a person, I'm a man

I'm a woman now, so what's it matter?!

I'm about out of quarters.

I'm Allison.

I'm almost there now, where are you?

I'm better looking than Kyle! Yes! I'm hotter than Kyle!

I'm better looking than you!

I'm bi curious.

I'm calling my wife.

I'm certainly not a ****** guy, I've never thought a racist thought.

I'm Charles Kincaid, from the Kincaid Talent Agency.

I'm Chris Hansen.

I'm clean! I knew I didn't have any stupid lice!

I'm done with that stupid game!

I'm gay.

I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,

I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,

I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind

I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,

I'm going out to South Park, gonna have myself a time,

I'm going to blast the ****, Kyle.

I'm going to call them every name in the book

I'm going to find out where it is!

I'm going to have to tell her the truth.

I'm going to prescribe a laxative.

I'm going to print out another copy of that picture

I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked!

I'm gonna break your fucking Jew legs right here!

I'm gonna find out what's behind all this!

I'm gonna go back to the village, start to rebuild,

I'm gonna go home and photoshop the picture

I'm gonna have to bring Mom in on this one!

I'm gonna tell Bebe and have you both disbarred from the list committee!

I'm good.

I'm heading on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,

I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind

I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,

I'm hotter than Kyle!

I'm in like a gumdrop forest.

I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government.

I'm just about through playing with you, boys.

I'm just gonna slip into something more comfortable. Cock!

I'm just... not that good of a comedian

I'm kind of fingerpainting right now.

I'm last? Last?

I'm making this all up to you, for putting up with my mental disorder.

I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be!

I'm not normal. I'll never be normal!

I'm not playing this song! Why did you pick this stupid song?

I'm not responsible for what my dad did.

I'm not sending any of my men in there.

I'm not sucking your balls. That's imaginary!

I'm not telling! And anyway, I'm not the list keeper, Nelly is.

I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle...

I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus is not very Christian.

I'm really down with African Americans.

I'm so happy.

I'm sorry I couldn't bring you the rabbit, Your Holiness,

I'm sorry I'm not Bono, all right?

I'm sorry Mr. Marsh.

I'm sorry that I let you down. I'm sorry I can't crap like Bono.

I'm sorry, but my hands are tied.

I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as Project Imagination Doorway.

I'm sorry, I thought you knew what girl bar meant.

I'm sorry, sir, that information is clasified.

I'm sorry, young man.

I'm sorry.

I'm still standing.

I'm sure this class is clean,

I'm sure your friends aren't that cruel.

I'm sure. Abe Lincoln was right.

I'm talking of course about the term ****** guy.

I'm telling you that I'm not doing the show?

I'm telling you this thing was the size of a freaking football.

I'm the head of the CIA! You can tell me!

I'm trying to find out what's going on.

I'm with Jesus. The evil characters aren't going to just let us go.

I'm worried we might be overworking the tertiary layer.

I's the only way you can know he's not cheating.

I've already made a full report and sent a copy to the police. People will know.

I've always heard stories about this place.

I've been close to a million a few times by myself.

I've been saving up for a new X Box game but...

I've been trying to say that I understand how you feel,

I've called you here because it is time that we taught

I've come up with a test that can determine

I've compiled a full report and it turns out that

I've dissected several homeless to see what makes them tick.

I've done everything I can to make this right.

I've given him ample time to fulfill his obligation and he has thus refused.

I've got a golden change to make my way.

I've got a golden ticket...

I've got an golden twinkle in my eye.

I've got dry balls.

I've got unfinished business. You go through life being told there's justice,

I've just ID'd a Muslim

I've learned I shouldn't be mad at myself.

I've learned that the nearby city of Evergreen

I've learned to deal with intolerance. Dumbshit douchebag!

I've managed not only to get away with saying whatever I want at school

I've no qualms with you! Stay back! Stay back I

I've provided witnesses, collected testimonials,

I've seen him come through here three days in a row now.

I've waited a long time for this.

Idiot.

If after that time you still refuse,

If he doesn't crap in Zurich, it shouldn't count!

If he goes on TV, more people will think

If I can make it through them,

If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember?

If I could call Chris Hansen an asshole licking dickfart to his face,

If I could say "asspussy" to the counselor,

If I could say "shitballs" to the principal,

If I could say "titty sprinkles" on national television,

If I could yell "tampon dickshit" in the classroom, I'd be so happy.

If I die, I can resurrect outside the bars.

If I wasn't serious, would I be talking like this?

If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real.

If it isn't going to work, then what are you afraid of?

If it pleases and sparkles,

If it pleases and sparkles, I suggest we continue deliberations on List 47D:

If it pleases and sparkles, I would like to suggest that we...

If it was any of us who had the head lice.

If it were somehow conscious,

If it's a photo, what's the big deal?

If it's just looks then I think I'm safe.

If somebody had parasites in their hair, we need to know who!

If that kid isn't imaginary, I want to know who he is,

If the Pope has my dad...

If the terrorists blow that barrier, all the most evil things ever imagined

If the world was alive, it would feel this!

If there is a bomb, the pig will find it.

If they are giving us a chance to leave,

If they spent half the time

If they're going to block the entrance, we'll just bring like 60 of us!

If we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can

If we are to take back control from the evil forces,

If we can get out of the forest, we might find another place to live.

If we can get to the bomb, maybe we can deactivate it.

If we could get some Persians on our side,

If we find anything,

If we give them anything, there could be more.

If we have made too much of an impact,

If we have to! Sit down, Glen.

If we make it out of this, I'd like to... be with you.

If we're gonna live, we have to get off this planet.

If you already built a doorway to the imagination, then why do you need us?

If you are not sleepy yet,

If you can get me a skateboard,

If you could prove it, I had to suck your balls,

If you destroy that wall,

If you do not have an essay written on Monday, then you will fail.

If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy,

If you hadn't gone all Nancy Drew on us,

If you need a little more time with your homework, just say so.

If you reach our imagination,

If you really think it's not a big deal,

If you wanna know the real truth.

If you're playing the Easter Bunny at the mall!

Ike, Ike, you have to be honest. Am I ugly, yes or no?

Imagi...

Imagina

Imagina a tion.

Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph.

Imagination Doorway...

Imagination, Imagina a tion!

Imagination.

Imagination...

Imaginationland used to be a happy place.

Imagine an M60 for Jesus!

Imagine if you actually worked at it!

Imagine Santa and nothing else.

In a few minutes, you will meet little Eric Cartman.

In a moment, you will meet Dr. David Nelson.

In a while, you'd get more done!

In actuality, Peter wasn't a man at all.

In all Imaginationland.

In case our teacher asks us.

In Colorado are refusing to allow

In here!

In his hair so we don't ever go out with them!

In his mouth here!

In my mouth without me knowing!

In my mouth.

In order to keep her lesbos awake, she had no choice.

In permanent ink with the name Kelly.

In suspiratoreum, lepus in re sanctum.

In the city,

In the community center for everyone to attend.

In the host's bloodstream.

In the meantime, South Park citizens are being advised to stay indoors

In the part where the leprechaun was real

In these cars, these days?

In time, Kyle.

In times like these, the government often turns to Hollywood for help.

In which a U.S. found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun.

In Zurich?

Including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case.

Instead of just on it.

Into his quest to make a new crap.

Into one of the most influential figures of our time.

Iranian faggot!

Is for your son to apologize to his little classmate.

Is it over, Randy? We all saw that crap you took!

Is it symbolic?

Is it wrong, Janet?

Is nice to the homeless,

Is now riddled with homeless,

Is nuking our imagination really prudent?

Is she actually crazy?

Is she crazy?

Is somebody who was worried it might work

Is something that could rock the foundation of the entire world!

Is that Is that some spare change?

Is that clear?

Is that he thought he would win money!

Is that I have to bend my neck and snap my fingers.

Is that the biggest crap you've ever seen or what?

Is that true, son? Are you feeling confused?

Is the feces growing inside your belly.

Is the justice you take.

Is the threat credible?

Is there a problem, sweetie?

Is there anything big going on in town today?

Is this all you brought us over here to see?

Is this ****** guy serious?

Is this not your signature on the contract?

Is this really newsworthy?

Is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth.

Is to nuke our imagination.

Isn't having Tourette's awesome?

Isn't that right, Thad?

It all started when I received this touchng letter

It almost seems like his symptoms are like those in something called Tour...

It appears to be legitimate, based on the photo.

It could be toxic!

It could just have easily been one of you stupid girls!

It didn't sparkle with all the girls. We have the real list.

It does list an address in South Park!

It doesn't add up.

It doesn't make sense. What do they want with Rockety?

It doesn't matter how incredible they are. You can't

It doesn't matter. The detonator is on a timer.

It doesn't prove anything!

It has already completely forgotten that I've given it change.

It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry.

It is a crap sent to us from the United States.

It is a dark time for all of us, young boy.

It is called...

It is my hope that this foundation will prove...

It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester.

It is possible that Rebecca made a mistake

It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from.

It is what Christ would've wanted!

It is? Really?

It isn't a story, it's true! I saw a leprechaun.

It isn't contagious like some people think.

It isn't over, Kyle!

It isn't over!

It isn't right!

It isn't saying anything.

It just wants... more change.

It kind of looks like... an egg.

It lies directly in front of... Saint Peter.

It makes me think that...

It may be a mistake, but you don't understand

It might be best if you just let it go, m'kay?

It must be at least seven words away from the word guy.

It must be quite a crap.

It should kill... every last one of them.

It started about four days ago, Doctor,

It starts there the old man.

It was a disaster! Disasters happen!

It was a double cross!

It was a fluke crap. I'll never take one that big again!

It was a shock to me, too.

It was genius!

It was good knowing you, comrade.

It was here, I swear it! I don't know why it's not showing up this time!

It was him. It had to have been him!

It was honestly, the biggest crap

It was pretty fun, wasn't it?

It was started in the 60's as a secret government project.

It was the biggest in the history of the world, I think.

It was the Chinese, wasn't it?

It was the most amazing crap I'd ever taken.

It was there that

It wasn't because I gave that guy twenty dollars.

It wasn't bigger than mine was.

It wasn't until she reached age 40, when her looks started to fade,

It will be your word against mine!

It won't have a timer.

It worked!

It... can't be.

It'd be a shame if you didn't wanna go on Dateline.

It's a big deal, okay?! That picture is my property and I want it back!

It's a midget, dude.

It's a neurological disorder. He can't help it.

It's a picture of me...

It's a secret girl list and you can't see it.

It's a suitcase nuke, designed to fit in a woman's snizz.

It's a way easier game.

It's Alien!

It's all a bunch of links to eBay.

It's all real. Think about it.

It's all right, it won't take much longer, just...

It's been taken from me. I have dry balls.

It's being kept confidential!

It's called 'Les Boux'.

It's called a snuke.

It's coming out of the bushes! It's a...

It's completely overrun with these things.

It's controlled by a remote detonator.

It's dangerous for someone your age to be hitchhiking.

It's eating my head! It's eating my head!

It's just I'm so completely bored by this story.

It's just not something we do flippantly.

It's just that at the gym, you said

It's Lesbos.

It's like a half bear, half man pig.

It's like all they care about is how hot you look.

It's like, a magic cloak that makes me impervious to getting in trouble.

It's listed in order from cutest to ugliest.

It's man bear pig!

It's not a game, you derelict. And this isn't Scotch! It's apple juice.

It's not gonna stop until you're dead!

It's not really a crap.

It's not that funny.

It's not their M.O. unless...

It's not true! Kill the kid! I want him dead!

It's okay, Eric. I'll have a talk with Kyle's mother.

It's okay, Eric. We all understand and we think you're very brave.

It's okay, Eric. We understand your illness, m'kay?

It's okay, I guess. But I need some game guides for it.

It's okay, Thomas. They understand.

It's okay.

It's only a matter of time before our imaginations start running wild.

It's only a matter of time before they find it!

It's open, it's open!

It's over! I don't have to suck your balls!

It's possible that Hell is also imaginary.

It's raining? Now?

It's real. Real as my love for my unborn baby.

It's saying stupid things like that

It's the boys! They've modified a bus to get us out of here.

It's the greatest picture ever! Oh my God!

It's the only bar in town where women like us can hang out and be ourselves.

It's the only way we might even see another planet!

It's the song that two local fourth grade boys

It's the technical term for vagina.

It's their only way to kill man bear pig.

It's time I met this rich Persian asshole face to face.

It's time to go in and get our imaginations under control.

It's Token.

It's too late, Bono. The boy has learned the truth.

It's too late.

It's too late. The treatment would have killed it all.

It's true, I'm afraid.

It's uh... Oh jeez, I think it's a leprechaun.

It's very honorable.

It's weak, but it's nano responding to something.

It's where all the wonderful and goofy things

It's wrong that we still have our troops there. It's wrong!

It's... other worldly.

Jamal, how could you have failed me in this simple task?

Janet, how is this going to work?

Janet, I'm really sorry.

Janet, you're crazy!

Janet!

Janet. The Persian boss is here.

Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL.

Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle.

Jesse Jackson is not the emporer of black people!

Jesus Christ, no!

Jesus Christ, the least you could have done is told me!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ. How did I get myself into this?

Jesus,

Jesus, dude!

Jesus, I can't do anything.

Jesus, that's on the other side of town.

Jesus, we thought you died. In Iraq.

Jesus, you did answer my prayer!

Jesus?

Jesus...

**** bomber, dick sneeze. And it is because of you...

Jimbo has to see it

Jimmy, did you finish your book report?

Jump down! Go!

Just a big joke! Don't touch me!

Just act like everything's funny! It's a big joke to you, isn't it?

Just admit you were lying, Cartman, so that everyone can go home!

Just back off and stop asking questions!

Just before the terrorists attacked.

Just dye the eggs and keep my mouth shut.

Just for a minute. Over here.

Just get to it, already!

Just gonna put some warm gel on your stomach first.

Just hand over the bunny, Stan!

Just harmless curiosity and it doesn't mean anything.

Just in one instance...

Just let it go with your fucking balls already,

Just make it quick. Through the neck. I'll arise again immediately.

Just march your butts right back out of our town!

Just shut up and play!

Just sit very still, okay? Here we go.

Just stick with me, kids.

Just stop, stop, stop!

Just the six of us. And the vice president.

Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion.

K Kelly?

Karate Kick Panel Force and bendable neck

Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand!

Keeping them from decorating!

Kelly, I was just thinkin' about our baby.

Kelly! No!

Kelly. Kelly, can you hear me?

Kenny didn't have the head lice, all right?!

Kenny McCormick, you are charged with bringing head cooties into our school,

Kenny will jump in front of her and spit on the ground.

Kenny, face it: Girls don't wanna eat Pop Tarts

Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?

Kenny!

Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, okay?

Kids, I need to tell you something that you might find shocking

Kids, today during therapy class, we have a special visitor. Ass.

Kill the rabbit!

Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture!

Kurt Russell, can I get a com check?

Kurt Russell, can you hear me?

Kurt Russell, what's going on?

Kyle Broflovski did willingly and knowingly

Kyle Broflovski is not the ugliest boy in the class.

Kyle has a picture of me

Kyle was simply a casualty.

Kyle, apparently you missed the school assembly yesterday,

Kyle, come back here!

Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes?

Kyle, did you put everybody up to this?

Kyle, don't you think I wish I could?

Kyle, enough!

Kyle, every one of our friends might be in serious danger!

Kyle, I believe a certain someone is supposed to put

Kyle, I need you to Google search the South Park Chamber of Commerce!

Kyle, I want you to check his buddy list.

Kyle, I was going to suggest that maybe you should...

Kyle, I'm at the Clinton rally site, but there's no sign of that kid!

Kyle, I'm more attractive.

Kyle, I've won. No matter how you look at it.

Kyle, knock it off!

Kyle, leprechauns aren't real.

Kyle, suck my balls.

Kyle, watch your language!

Kyle, what happened?

Kyle, what were you thinking?

Kyle, what's the matter? You barely touched your knishes.

Kyle, you are very handsome and perfect in every way.

Kyle, you need to think about what I've told you.

Kyle!

Kyle?

Kyle? What's happening?

Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you.

Kyle.

La summararizia.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have dire news.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Angelina Jolie!

Lame that happened in your past.

Lame.

Last night, at twenty past eight, I took a crap weighing nine and a half Courics.

Last time I saw him, he ran right through here.

Last time, when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to him

Later in the video, we can see another imaginary hostage,

Lay your weary head to rest

Learning a real instrument as they do playing that game,

Leave him alone.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone. I don't have any change.

Leave!

Left flank, prig prang and clear! Go!

Lesbian bars being bought out, shut down.

Lesbians, stand aside.

Lesbos

Lesbos!

Let go of me.

Let him have it? Why would I do that?

Let me assure you that no list is made hastily by this committee.

Let me go! Please! I am just a little boy!

Let me handle this.

Let me see that!

Let my dad be number one.

Let the voices sing his praises on this holy day.

Let them through. It's okay!

Let us do our job! Take him!

Let us in!

Let us in! For God's sake, they're coming!

Let your inhibitions go. Let's just have fun tonight.

Let's also make sure we have enough chairs

Let's give Bono a run for his money!

Let's go, midget!

Let's go. Come on if you're comin', Mister Vice President!

Let's hear it for Pastor Phillips, kids!

Let's hear it for teacher being a lesbian!

Let's hear, uh...

Let's just do it!

Let's just do this, all right?

Let's just get a magnifying glass and look at everyone's heads.

Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split.

Let's just put those back on.

Let's make her eat her own eyeball and then pee in her empty eye socket.

Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy.

Let's see. Oh yes, look at this one. I call it "New Moon Rising."

Lezbos!

Lice can live in anybody's hair.

Lice feed on a person's blood,

Like it's just some big diversion for something much bigger!

Like that half step key change... Imagina eetion.

Like what?

Like you! Maybe you just need to let your hair down.

Like your classmate, Clyde.

Like...

Listen to me, everybody. I've got some bad news!

Listen to that video crowd! They hate you!

Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party

Listen, I I want you to take this. It's twenty dollars.

Listen, Token, my dad isn't an racist.

Live and uncensored, from his home in Colorado.

Live together

Live, from our satellite studio in Colorado.

Live, from the Vatican, it's our Easter Vigil coverage.

Livingn with Tourette's: The Eric Cartman Story.

Lock down the gates! Prepare to fire the cannons!

Lock up those two ****! We'll deal with them later.

Look at that one, huh?

Look at the crap I took all those years ago!

Look at the Pope's hat. It makes no sense,

Look further down the page. Does he list his favorite band?

Look man, it doesn't matter what people think, okay?

Look out for the evil characters!

Look out!

Look over here.

Look to Jesus' right.

Look what I made for you. A sundae.

Look, everybody, it's the ****** guy.

Look, Glen. We're saved.

Look, I don't know if you saw Wheel of Fortune last night, but...

Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway.

Look, I first knew something was wrong

Look, I know I messed up, all right?

Look, I know I'm not the best looking guy in town,

Look, I know this seems like an impossible task,

Look, I know you're not the biggest Hildog fan,

Look, I want some goddamn answers!

Look, I was just suggesting that

Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross

Look, if you have information of a threat, you could

Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?

Look, kid ahh, I'm j I'm just a guy in a costume.

Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house and...

Look, look how it's face gets all red.

Look, look, look! They put a little suit on him!

Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing.

Look, our only hope is to talk to the homeless researcher

Look, personally, I didn't vote him the ugliest.

Look, the point is I'm never gonna break a million points playing with you!

Look, the world is getting rid of us! Don't you get it?!

Look, these Russian guys all have blogs talking about this

Look, this is the world, right?

Look, uh, we don't have to offer you anything.

Look, we already have the guy's blog.

Look, we already told you everything we know!

Look, we get calls from men all the time

Look, we just need help with our own homeless problem.

Look, we're sorry, you guys, but the balloon just went up in the air

Look, you gotta understand, sir.

Look, you just have to gel the hair.

Look, you score a lot higher than him.

Look, your little game of going over people's heads is over!

Look! Right there!

Look! The evil of Imaginationland is coming out!

Looking for work? Si?

Looking for work? Si? Trabajo?

Looking hot, Linda.

Looks like it's our lucky day.

Lots of rich people giving change to the homeless,

Luck had nothing to do with it, Travis.

Luckily we've kept it from being broadcast to the public.

Ma'am, is that your son over there?

Make a statement about our impact on the Earth.

Make no mistake, Kyle.

Make that three.

Make way for Santa!

Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamed those things up.

Man...

Many bi curious boys come out of the camp completely cured.

Many people are trapped throughout the town.

Many who have never held a weapon, must now fight for their very lives.

Marina del Rey,

Mark? Mark, you have to hang on.

Marley and Greggs, try searching for nuclear devices on AskJeeves.com.

Marsh is attempting to break the record again.

Marsh? Stan, you got

Marshes have been in the Hare Club For Men for generations.

Mary, what's going on out there? Nobody's coming for us.

Mary. Mary baby, are you all right?

Mate with the females, become... President!

May have a nuclear device up her snatch.

May mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.

Maybe he figured out the Easter bunny isn't real.

Maybe I can catch the bus to Fairplay. I have to try.

Maybe if you boys could keep your penises in your pants once

Maybe it's time for us all to just get along.

Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.

Maybe ****** guy has one. You got one, ****** guy?

Maybe there is.

Maybe there's even a world where they've learned to live with the planet

Maybe there's still other worlds out there with life forms like us.

Maybe they're all real in the same way, right?

Maybe this one person could control what he said,

Maybe three,

Maybe we all just need a little image change, you know? Like a makeover.

Maybe we can dig up some dirt on the club owner.

Maybe we can find an address and check it out on MapQuest.

Maybe we could go try playing it again over there.

Maybe you don't understand how important list making is to girls!

Mayor, mayor, what are we supossed to do?

Mayor, this is an outrage!

Mayor, what are we supossed to do, snarf, snarf?

Me being a bigot stopped a nuclear bomb from going off, yes or no?!

Me?

Me? I'm the cutest?

Men can be intolerant; rabbits are pure.

Men?

Michael Richards. Well, son of a bitch.

Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination?

Milly has the floor.

Mine... Mine was bigger.

Missile launch in one minute.

Missile launch sequence initiated.

Mom, can we just go home, please?

Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!

Mom, let's just go. Shit!

Mom, will you get Dad out of here?

Mom, you don't know anything about ****!

Mom? Dad?

More spinach for Popeye!

Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.

Mr. Akim, where is your son?

Mr. Bay, can you think of any ideas how to outwit these terrorists?

Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller.

Mr. Broflovski, did you agree to orally imbibe

Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth

Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles?

Mr. Donaldson has come from the Tourette's Tolerance

Mr. Hakeem, we need to know where your son is!

Mr. Jeffries, this is Alan Thompson with the CIA.

Mr. Jeffries, this is Frank Waters.

Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with Thad for a while.

Mr. Marsh, we apologize and if it's okay with you...

Mr. Marsh, we see now the importance of your bill.

Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to understand African American culture.

Mr. President! Mr. President! I believe we have a serious problem!

Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate, unwilling to change and worse yet,

Mr. Teabag! Get out!

Mr. Thompson, that kid who called in the warning was right!

Mr. Thompson, you have to call off the Clinton rally!

Mr. Xerxis, the Lesbos wouldn't move.

Mrs. Broflovski assured me that Kyle doesn't have the picture.

Mrs. Garrison, get out of here.

Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton!

Ms. Broflovski, how are you this fine evening?

Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.

Ms. Clinton, we just received word

Ms. Garrison, about our book reports

Must I?

My balls are... extra vinegary.

My balls feel in your mouth?

My boss sent me over here because he heard

My boss wants you to know that you will not be discriminated against in any way.

My commitment to the education of African American students.

My cousin and I touched wiener...

My cousin one time, my cousin and I touched wieners.

My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson.

My dad finally couldn't take it anymore.

My dad is in it. This... rabbit is too somehow.

My dad said as long as nobody gave them money, they'd move on.

My Dad's in a rabbit worshiping cult called the Hare Club For Men,

My dad's never won an award for anything. Ever.

My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap.

My esse back home, my esse in Denver,

My feet are really getting tired, snarf.

My God, they hid it under the stage?!

My God, Travis. They're all dying!

My God...

My legs. I... I think they're broken.

My little crap has accomplished many things.

My manager and producer set up this live thing at the video arcade

My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O and I'm bi curious!

My people!

My son Thomas has Tourette's Syndrome.

My son, there is no time. Do it!

My vote was for Eric Cartman.

My, my only son, reduced to this!

N no way! Do it yourself.

Nay?

Nearly every square inch of public property

Neato!

Nelson, do you know where we are? Where did they take us?

Nelson? Nelson, say something.

Nelson.

Never thought it was real.

Never!

Nevermind because we are going to Plan B.

Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later.

Next case!

Next week on Dateline NBC: It's a Dateline special report.

Nice going, kid.

Nice to meet you!

Nice.

******s.

No commitments, just fun.

No it isn't. Come on, I have an idea.

No matter how you act, I can rise above it.

No matter how you look at it, he is still the record!

No nukes in our imagination, bro!

No problem.

No sign of anybody else.

No wait, look.

No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.

No way.

No way. I hate that bubblegum crap.

No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready for the big show in a few days.

No, because chicks know I'm not fat! I'm buff.

No, but most of them are. And all it takes is most of them.

No, but you can't just pretend it never happened either.

No, dude, that makes you gay!

No, dude! No fucking way!

No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live!

No, he's not. Is he?

No, I didn't break a million points and unlock superstardom, all right?

No, I don't even know how two women can make love.

No, I don't! The decision was overturned.

No, I got it done.

No, I like it.

No, I mean the problem of head lice.

No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?

No, I mean what kind of nuclear device?

No, I think it's more like a half man and half pig bear!

No, I wasn't homeless, you stupid asshole!

No, I'm good! Feel a lot better.

No, I'm just saying that I think

No, I'm not gonna just go with it!

No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination.

No, I'm serious!

No, it was just for a second!

No, it's cool. Go on inside. I made brownies. Shit!

No, it's too dangerous!

No, Kyle can't die.

No, Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real.

No, Kyle's right, you guys. We should do something.

No, ma'am.

No, man.

No, me and Kyle are gonna play Guitar Hero!

No, never.

No, no problem.

No, no, dude, it can't talk. That isn't fair, I'll laugh too much.

No, no, dude, it went up there...

No, no, I hardly got any sleep.

No, no, no, I'm sorry, but I'm not like you.

No, no, no, we're not having Cartman jump any more homeless people, Kyle.

No, no, no!

No, no, these guys were just leaving.

No, no, they're just little plastic controllers.

No, no, wait!

No, no, wait. There's still a box over here.

No, no, you don't understand. There's a nuke.

No, no, you know what? Screw this!

No, no! I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.

No, no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists!

No, no. That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas.

No, no. We're fixing you!

No, please. I don't have any change.

No, Rebecca's just a friend. I wanna be with you now.

No, that was really all the change I had.

No, that's I thought that was a lot.

No, that's Kansas.

No, there's people you can hire to do these kinds of things.

No, this isn't crazy.

No, wait, wait. It's okay. It's okay, Butters.

No, wait! Wait!

No, wait! Well, I was back home in bed!

No, we are flushing the toilet right now

No, we can't.

No, you fucking dipshit! That was a joke.

No, you passed out and peed your pants!

No, you were right. The fat kid is faking it!

No, you're right, Kyle.

No!

No! Bradley! You can't leave, you're my accountabilibuddy!

No! Goddamn it, no!

No! I don't have any change! I don't have any change!

No! I don't want to die without being paid!

No! I'm not goin' anywhere!

No! It's just a Care Bear!

No! Kyle!

No! Leave me alone!

No! Leprechauns are real, goddamnit!

No! Listen! We aren't rabbits!

No! My Tourette's has gotten worse!

No! No, don't put m

No! No, he has to suck my balls!

No! No, I don't need my windshield cleaned.

No! No, I said! I am your father! Put it back on!

No! No, I'm sorry, we don't have any change.

No! No, you bunny hating bastards! Don't do this!

No! No, you can't blow up the barrier! Are you insane?

No! No!

No! Nobody plays Heroin Hero a little!

No! Not the socks!

No! Not, not like you're saying.

No! You burned my lips off!

No?

No.

No. Hey, Kyle. This is Luke Skywalker.

No. I can't go through all that again. It's too much.

No. I cross referenced his YouTube profile with MySpace

No. No, damnit!

No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats.

No. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No. No, they're terrorists. They've been linked to Al Qaeda.

No. Not Bebe.

No. Thank you, friend.

No. You know what? Screw this! We aren't ugly!

No. You're thinking of somebody else.

No... No.

Nobody calls me that anymore and gets away with it!

Nobody can know about this!

Nobody could trust anybody. Fights broke out. War!

Nobody hear has AIDS!

Nobody voted Clyde the cutest in the class.

Nobody's blood is going to jump up in the air!

Nonsense! Your evil is stale.

Not all Muslim people are terrorists!

Not all, foolish orc.

Not anymore I'm not!

Not anymore you're not! Orders just came down from Central!

Not anymore, they're not! Orders from the President.

Not anymore. Because Pastor Phillips prayed

Not anymore. I'm removing you from your position.

Not as a mortal. Only in death.

Not exactly. That term is actually considered offensive.

Not funny? I have free rein to say anything I want

Not guilty!

Not how many homeless Cartman can jump!

Not just yet, Kyle.

Not now, Stanley, I'm on the toilet.

Not trying to kick that game's ass once and for all!

Note how the contrasting images

Nothing happened! There's nothing I can do!

Nothing if you tell me where your son is!

Nothing in American folklore or storytalling match this kid.

Nothing, Mom, I'm just a little bi curious.

Nothing.

Nothing. What?

Now all of Imaginationland is ours!

Now all you need to remember here is that negative numbers

Now c'mon, y'all We can do better than that!

Now c'mon, y'all. We can't waste time arguing.

Now c'mon, y'all. We shouldn't be fighting.

Now everyone's gonna know I'm a perv!

Now fight!

Now go.

Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you.

Now his life will be about girls.

Now it may appear in the picture

Now just pay up and stop being stupid!

Now kill her.

Now knew they must face their boss.

Now Nelson is in charge.

Now now, it's all right.

Now our final battle will take place.

Now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps.

Now say, Carol Anne don't go into the light.

Now see, your safety is at our whim. This is the price you pay, America!

Now that he knows he's good looking,

Now the terrorists will prevail. The end is near!

Now we're gonna fail!

Now you go, Bahir.

Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off! You'd better not tell anybody!

Now you know how it feels.

Now you see your potential, young Creator.

Now, come on, gals!

Now, don't be down, y'all.

Now, good news, everyone. These boys did see the leprechaun!

Now, how many people here are actually from Colorado?

Now, just to make sure you don't slip up while in camp

Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls,

Now, look, Token.

Now, you really should think about this.

Nowheres. Just listen to that video crowd.

Number two? Number two?!

Of a possible terrorist attack on your rally today.

Of being a respected photographer.

Of course I haven't.

Of course I was right! I told you only poor people get lice!

Of course, the Church wouldn't allow da Vinci to paint Peter as a rabbit,

Of course!

Of ever sucking my balls.

Of the bonds that afflict you.

Officer Barbrady, South Park Elementary is in serious danger!

Oh boy! I'm number 11! Whoopie! Number 11!

Oh come on, that can't be why they're all here.

Oh crap.

Oh Doctor, can you help him?

Oh dude, I'm, I'm right next to you.

Oh for the love of God!

Oh fuck, no!

Oh Glen! We made it!

Oh God, here it comes! Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Oh God, I'm so turned on right now. This is your house?

Oh God, it's looking at me!

Oh God, we're both unfixable! Don't you see we're lost causes?!

Oh God! Bad thought! Bad thought!

Oh God! I do?

Oh God! It wasn't thirty, it was one!

Oh God.

Oh God. I feel so much better.

Oh God. Oh, here it comes.

Oh God. One of them is a war veteran.

Oh goodness, excuse me. Jeez, that was a bad one.

Oh I get it. This is some kind of big trick on me!

Oh jeez!

Oh jeez.

Oh Jesus, no!

Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you?

Oh Kyle! What are you doing to my balls?

Oh look, I'm back!

Oh Lord in Heaven! Don't jump, Bradley!

Oh man, I can't watch this.

Oh man, I got him good!

Oh my freaking Lord.

Oh my God, they're coming in!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Unless this was all just a big diversion.

Oh my God! Where? Where could they have stashed it?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Get in here!

Oh my God. Oh Christ, no!

Oh my God. They're gonna blow up the Barrier!

Oh my!

Oh no, it's Chris Hansen!

Oh no, seriously, this crap was a monster.

Oh no, there's much more.

Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle!

Oh no.

Oh no. Cock!

Oh no...

Oh please, I don't think so, Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!

Oh please, you're lying.

Oh right, like that's possible! Alright, fine!

Oh right. He can't make it to Zurich, right?

Oh that makes sense.

Oh that's a good idea.

Oh wait. Wait, I'm supposed to play here.

Oh wait. Wait, now I don't have any change left for the bus.

Oh why look, it's me. And...

Oh yeah, hey, wassup? What's going on?

Oh yeah?

Oh yes there is! You could do it again.

Oh yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here.

Oh yes, I had a lot of kim chee.

Oh yes, it did.

Oh, all right.

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy! Snarf, snarf.

Oh, Christ! It's Strawberry Shortcake.

Oh, come on, you're the biggest ****** guy in Washington.

Oh, dammit, I said it, didn't I?

Oh, dude, what's with all the homeless people?

Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.

Oh, God. Oh, no.

Oh, good morning, Principal Victoria.

Oh, goodness. No!

Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing

Oh, hello Eric. Kyle, your friend is here.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman.

Oh, hello! Let's hi!

Oh, hey Eric.

Oh, hey, Wendy.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I declare!

Oh, I love this song.

Oh, I see. So I'm supposed to feel all better now?

Oh, I will.

Oh, I'm a new woman!

Oh, I'm Janet. Janet Garrison.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

Oh, it hurts!

Oh, it was all just a dream.

Oh, it was just a dream. It was all just a crazy dream.

Oh, it's over. It's over.

Oh, jeez, I'm really sorry, sir

Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle...

Oh, jeez, it was just a dream.

Oh, jeez!

Oh, let's go! Cone on, let's go!

Oh, look at you go, Kyle!

Oh, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls!

Oh, Mom, Dad!

Oh, Mommy, thank you! Thank you!

Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.

Oh, my God, this is a lesbian bar?

Oh, my God! Snarf.

Oh, my God.

Oh, naggers, of course. Naggers. Right.

Oh, no, don't worry about it, Kyle. Now I understand.

Oh, no, no, no, no, not so fast, Kyle.

Oh, now I feel bad. Here!

Oh, now why would he do that?

Oh, oh, hey, Butters! I wasn't expecting you so soon.

Oh, oh, this isn't good.

Oh, oh.

Oh, okay!

Oh, okay. Cool.

Oh, see? Good job, Tom!

Oh, shit, here we go. It's on! Race war!

Oh, shut up, Cartman. All you did was jump over one homeless guy.

Oh, so big deal, guys! Do you feel better now?

Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity!

Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together.

Oh, sure, some people just use the term in guest.

Oh, thank God!

Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson. Thank you.

Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!

Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly awaiting your approval of my abilities!

Oh, thank you! Thank you, Kyle!

Oh, that feels so super good.

Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. Faggot!

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's okay, Eric.

Oh, that's right! My balls!

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's too bad, dude.

Oh, the... cute little bear's eyes are starting to glow red now.

Oh, then you did see him.

Oh, there there, sweetie. It'll be okay.

Oh, they might see your racial slur was more accidental.

Oh, this is hot scissoring.

Oh, this is wrong!

Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.

Oh, we got a star in the club.

Oh, we should've seen that coming!

Oh, well that's it! Shithead! Asshole! Mexican sticky balls!

Oh, well!

Oh, well... well it's a whole bunch of woodland critters.

Oh, what was that? I couldn't quite make that out, Kyle.

Oh, yeah dude, having Mexicans around kicks fucking ass.

Oh, yeah, scissor!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Dyke fight!

Oh, yeah! Scissor oh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you dirty girl! You love those balls.

Oh, you don't like that, do you?

Oh, you'd better not say that! You'll go to Hell!

Oh, you'd love it.

Oh!

Oh! Stop it!

Oh. But it doesn't matter. You took it too far!

Oh. Lasagna's ready.

Ohh scissor me timbers.

Ohh, that's me. Neato!

Ohh.

Okay Eric, Jesus, calm down. You can go first.

Okay students, let's all take our seats.

Okay well, looks like

Okay, but I get to be the one that betrays you

Okay, fine! You know what? Let's just get it over with.

Okay, fine.

Okay, gracias.

Okay, how about this

Okay, I got a text of the Russian guy's podcast.

Okay, I'd like a "B".

Okay, is that everything, little boy?

Okay, kids, today we're going to review some Civil War history.

Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. We need to get you boys home.

Okay, let's have em!

Okay, listen up, Mexicans.

Okay, no problem.

Okay, okay, but you have to suck my balls first real quick.

Okay, okay, you win!

Okay, our mission failed, but we've learned a lot.

Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number

Okay, sorry. Sorry.

Okay, take a deep breath.

Okay, that'll be great.

Okay, that's enough. Everybody!

Okay, what is the picture of?

Okay, whoever you are, you are now not only a licehead,

Okay, will do. Faggot out.

Okay, you figured me out. Bravo, Kyle, bravo.

Okay!

Okay! Just open your mouth and close your eyes

Okay.

Okay. Cock! Don't take too long.

Okay. Now hold on, because Superman is here

Okay. Okay, Kyle, let's stay focused here.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. We won't tell anybody

Okay. Who got rid of the Muslims, huh?

On a skateboard?

On Expert Level in Co op Mode.

On the bus, at the dinner table.

On the education of all

On the education of all children.

On the Hillary Clinton rally today.

On the other hand, Tourette's does often develop later in a child's life...

On Wheel of Fortune, you know.

Once and for all.

Once Butters kicks her in the balls,

Once you hear the secret, you will be bound to The Hare Club For Men forever.

Once, I rose above the noise and confusion.

One canister of propane, six cans of lighter fluid,

One Katie Couric is approximately two and a half pounds of excrement.

One man cannot be the voice of the Church!

One of its most famous members was Leonardo da Vinci.

One of your students is about to be attacked

One that I call "Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time."

One they are calling "Operation Nuke the Imagination

Only a matter of time before he finds out what Easter's really about.

Only through Christ can we cleanse our souls.

Only twelve hours from now.

Ooh, stop giving me that look, scissoring me with your eyes.

Or a swashbuckling pirate?

Or are you just gonna try and focus on how rough and salty

Or is it Kenny because you'd be eating Pop Tarts for dinner if you married him?

Or Kenny 'cause he's poor.

Or they take personality into account?

Or you.

Others will be hiding there. Go, run!

Otis Green, anything on that bomb threat?

Ouch.

Our ancestors came here from another world.

Our baby is gonna grow up in.

Our darling Butters never came home last night.

Our identities have to be protected!

Our imagination.

Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?

Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore.

Our parents are stuck on top of a building in town.

Our portal to the imagination build as a secret project

Our son is a good kid.

Our town is gonna end up just like this.

Our whole weekend is shot!

Out of this kid to prove a point.

Out on Travis Street.

Outside, Lesbo lookouts kept watch,

Over a hundred.

Over the homeless.

Over the weekend and write an essay?

Over this way, we have the cafeteria. All the meals are served there.

Ow! Oh, fuck!

Ow! Quit it, dude!

Pastor Phillips is somebody who has broken free

Peeps!

People in San Antonio got rid of their homeless

People just say: "Hey, there's that ****** guy."

People of South Park, it is my honor

People with Tourette's can't control certain tics. It's it's like a sneeze.

Perhaps even begin a licewide evacuation.

Perhaps the Mayor knew something we don't.

Perhaps we must flee to the temple of Alderan.

Perhaps you should come downstairs. To my laboratory.

Perhaps, it had failed.

Perseus, he's not against us! Snarf, snarf.

Persian.

Persians are closing this bar over my dead lesbian body!

Persians?!

Peter Rabbit.

Piss out my ass!

Piss, coming from my ass!

Piss.

Piss. Piss!

Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots more coke and sex in the house.

Please just hurry to the park! You have to stop them!

Please let us in.

Please welcome David Nelson!

Please, breathe easy.

Please, God, don't make me embarrass myself on national television.

Please, I didn't help the terrorists get into Imaginationland!

Please, I don't want any trouble.

Please, I need a miracle.

Please, I need to talk to the people inside.

Please, let me go!

Please, sir, I have to get home to my world!

Please, we just want you to tell us

Please, ya you don't understand.

Please? Do you know anything about the Hare Club For Men?

Please. Think about what you are doing.

Poodiggery and poppycock!

Pope Benedictus has stepped down,

Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters.

Popeye, I need some help here!

Poppa, no! Say nothing more!

Positions!

Praise to the mighty Allah.

Predator!

President Bush, it's Eric Cartman.

Pretty damn good, huh?

Previously on Battlestar Galactica:

Primarily that girls do not have balls.

Principal Victoria, I'm very concerned

Principal Victoria, it's just that Eric has become such a distraction...

Principal Victoria, there's something you need to know.

Project Imagination Doorway?

Project Imagination Doorway.

Proof is everywhere.

Property values have plummeted.

Puh pussy! Pussy! Cock! Shit!

Put it together, goddammit!

Put on a silk shirt,

Put you in this big containment facility,

Quarterback for the Denver Broncos!

Que pasol!

Que pasol! Que pasol!

Que pasol?

Quick, boys! How does the imagination song go?

Quick, kids. Get out of here. You can fit.

Quickly, boys. Get on my back.

Quickly, Santa! They need you on the battlefield!

Quickly, young boy. We need your powers now!

Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel!

R really?

Race war is on, everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!

Race war is over, everybody! Whites won again!

Race war, come on. Race war!

Race war! Race war!

Randy Marsh of Colorado is now three weeks

Randy, have you called the people

Randy, what are you doing?

Randy, you have a gift. Now who knows why God chose you, but he did!

Randy? Randy, what happened?

Rauf Xersis!

Ready to alert the others.

Ready to go, sir.

Really?

Rebecca moves we work on List 47D. Does that sparkle with all the girls?

Rebecca started going out with Clyde.

Red suit, white beard. Santa!

Remember this day!

Remember this fight!

Remember, bar of soap and a sock! Kenny's gonna get it!

Reminds me of the day I was brought in by my father.

Respect.

Reverse the doorway! Send him back through!

Right by Matt's house, You can chill if you're homeless,

Right on this spot.

Right, so, why do we color eggs?

Right, then it was.. Imagination.

Right.

Right. But we survived.

Right. For having contraband in your room, you will both do penance

Rise above it. Get it?

Run, run, run!

Run!

Ryan thought he could never change.

Said that his sister told him that the girls in our class have a list

Saint Peter... was a rabbit.

Sanctum Piter oteum, Deus ore uneum.

Santa and Jesus and Hell and leprechauns.

Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary,

Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack.

Santa. Santa.

Say again, Brian.

Say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem.

Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.

Saying nobody has ever seen it in person.

School starts in fifteen minutes!

Scissor me, Xerxis!

Scissored all night long.

Scored a 100,000 points to on Guitar Hero.

Scoring a hundred thousand points is impressive,

Scotch?

Scott used the plural "N" word

Screw that, dude! We're guys. We can outthink them.

Se we tracked him down to his house. And you know what he did?

Search the area! The boy could not have gotten far!

Sector two?

Security measure, Mrs. Clinton. Probably nothing.

See that?

See, I'm really only interested

See? Everything is there: Heart, lungs, kidneys.

Senators, I know it is not normally considered "American" to ban words.

Senators, I've learned to admit

Sergeant Buzzkill once again...

Serious apple juice farts on your face!

Seriously!

Set off diversion track C!

Set up traps there, and there as well.

Seven gallons of high octane kerosene and a box of matches.

Seven girls gave Clyde a glitter rating of only one sparkle.

Sha Sharon?

Sharon, what are the boys doing?

She apparently keeps it in a purple Pee Chee folder

She looked around at her fellow Lesbos.

She said you'd know what that means, m'kay?

She talked with her son and says he doesn't have it.

She would have to make coffee.

She'll fall to the floor, dropping the Pee Chee,

She's dating Clyde now. Nobody loves shoes more than her.

Sheila, I'm sorry to trouble you with this

Shit, I gotta find Butters!

Shit! Asshole!

Shit! Butthole!

Shit! Dumb shit!

Shit! Shit!

Shows the brittleness of the trunks and reminds one of death.

Shut up, Cartman!

Shutting down roadways and making getting around impossible.

Si, la summarazia.

Si!

Si.

Sick!

Sign a contract, and yet, as to date,

Since it is Monday, we'll start as always with Show And Tell.

Since it's women only, we don't get oogled at or feel self conscious.

Sir, are you sure about this?

Sir, could you move a little, please?

Sir, first pass of the house, we didn't find a snuke detonator anywhere.

Sir, I found the Russian's eHarmony account!

Sir, I'm getting some electro feedback from the gate.

Sir, these kids are right. We've just received intel that Russian terrorists

Sir, we have the terrorists' location. IM'ing you now.

Sir, we wish to inform you

Sir, why don't you take a seat, right over there?

Sir! There's somebody calling in saying

Six of the girls I've talked to didn't vote Clyde the cutest.

Smile!

Snarf, could you maybe like shut up for five minutes?

Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf. I've never been.

Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.

Snowball!

Snukes are detonated remotely.

So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle?

So Bono's newest record is a lie!

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,

So don't say it isn't a big deal.

So he get in a boat to try and catch a feesh.

So he painted him as a man, but left clues. Look closely.

So he pulled his pajama bottoms down and then I tripped and fell down

So he spent his life trying to be number one, in everything.

So he's a Hillary Clinton fan.

So help me, if we live through this, I'm gonna see you rot in prison!

So I buckled up in my little suit

So I don't know why are you being so difficult, this is crazy.

So I had to burn her. In her bed while she slept.

So I have to go to Memphis. That's not true. My grandma's fine.

So I need to play the field for a while, right?

So I said to my wife:

So I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up

So I'm sorry, but I'm not doing the show and that's it.

So if an infected person's blood is touched by

So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can fucking kill you!

So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us.

So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation,

So it was unanimous. Maybe you can just change the list.

So Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh?

So let's just do it!

So let's purify ourselves from everything

So now let's meet a child who has Tourette's Syndrome,

So really, you own me an apology. But that's cool.

So she dies all slowly?

So that it is your face with Butters' wiener

So that person could be attacked by the British.

So that the world can learn to accept us instead of laugh?

So that we know to stay away from you!

So that we'd still have homeless, but we could use them, on our cars.

So that you all could justify dating Clyde and get shoes?

So that's the year Bono was born. Then it all made sense to me.

So the old man cannot reel in the feesh.

So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again.

So then he fight the feesh some more.

So then you apologize for what you said before?

So then, we're about to nuke Hell...

So today you're all going to the gymnasium

So we came up with a plan to get rid of them, once and for all.

So we can use their blood as lubricant?

So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?

So what do you wanna do first, Eric?

So what exactly is your plan, Travis?

So what happened?

So what is the secret of Easter?

So what now?

So what number was I?

So what's he doing at every Clinton rally?

So when I tell the guys how big it was,

So where are we supposed to go?

So you came from the real world

So you say you were robbed.

So, did you break a million yet?

So, he's gonna show everyone the picture.

So, we're in business then?

So... black people are midgets?

So... the Vatican took Stan's dad?

So... why would one come to America to warn us about a terrorist attack?

Sock bath!

Sodomized him over and over again

Some castles in the distance.

Some extra music playing to this thing on weekend nights.

Some gold chains,

Some guy just showed up in a big balloon and took us into Imaginationland.

Some kind of three pronged triggering mechanism that...

Some of the most highly regarded imaginary characters

Some people feel imagination isn't real, but I tell them that they're wrong.

Somebody has to be responsible.

Somebody is going to have to go in and try to disarm the snuke manually!

Somebody who doesn't fit in Imaginationland.

Somebody's been keeping it a secret.

Somebody's onto us.

Somehow they're able to take our change

Something big is going on

Something is coming through the gate from the other side.

Something is going on and I have a right to now where my friend is.

Something kids who are hot rarely develop.

Something that came from me! That was a a part of me!

Something we can use against them permanently.

Something's coming for us.

Sometimes it can be embarrassing to have Tourette's, but I...

Sometimes, I just want to burn it down.

Sometimes, I just worry what kind of world

Son of a bitch!

Song? You didn't say anything about a song before.

Sorry boys, it's a little late for me to be giving lectures.

Sorry I'm so pissed off.

Sorry that I don't have billions of dollars

Sorry to cut the honeymoon short!

Sorry to take the easy way out.

Sorry, babe, but my heart is forever stenciled

Sorry, little bunny.

South Park has become overrun with the homeless.

Spare any change, sir?

Spare any change?

Spare some change?

Sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on.

Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.

Spooge balls bloody vaginal belch.

St. Peter was a rabbit. And a rabbit should be Pope.

Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman.

Stan and Kyle are really good at it.

Stan and Kyle!

Stan Marsh,

Stan Marsh, welcome! You must be very excited.

Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard.

Stan, it's been really great hanging out with you again.

Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play.

Stan, run!

Stan, take Snowball and get out of here!

Stan, we have to get out of here!

Stan, why are you so grumpy grouchy?

Stan, with this kid backing you, you're gonna make Guitar Hero history.

Stan, you don't seem to understand how serious this is!

Stan, you're a Jew and Kenny, you're a Jew! You're all ****!

Stan! Dude, is that you?

Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here!

Stan! Kyle! Could you Could you get me out of here?

Stan! Kyle! Could you, could you get me out of here?

Stan?

Stan? Stan?

Stan? Stanley? You haven't seen your little friend Butters, have you?

Stan.

Stand here and say nothing!

Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected

Stanley, I'm so proud of you.

Stanley, just dye your goddamned eggs!

Stanley, the only reason Daddy used that word,

Stanley, why did you do that?

Stay away! Stay away!

Stay back! I'm an abomination of God!

Stick something yicky in my mouth, are ya?

Stop it! I really do need change!

Stop it. Stop it!

Stop that nuke!

Stop, terrorist, or I will shoot you!

Stop!

Students, I am going to beat the crap

Stupid shit! Cock!

Suck on that! Fuck, yeah!

Sucking Cartman's b balls.

Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle!

Sunshine Sparkle Wendy has the floor.

Sunshine.

Supercool to the homeless,

Sure they do!

Sure, I like like you a lot a lot.

Sure, kid. Sure.

Sure, yeah, I'll buy you some shoes too.

Sure. This is your colon, and in here,

Surely they won't chase us there.

Surrounded by homeless people.

Sweet and cuddly imagninary characters,

Sweetie, shh! Tell Mommy what happened.

Take a look at this

Take a look at this: During final deliberation of the list for cutest boy,

Take a look, fatass! I beat you!

Take a seat, right over there.

Take him!

Take positions, Lesbos!

Take them into custody!

Talk to me! What's going on?

Talk to us about sensitivity and the power of words.

Tango, this is Foxtrot. Are you in position?

Tape it to the wall, Kenny! Jason, watch the door!

Tell a ****** guy joke or two, thinking it's no big deal.

Tell me about it.

Tell me what's going on?

Tell me where the gold is or you die... slow!

Tell the Grand Hare everything is okay.

Tell them to get away, now!

Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.

Ten times meatier!

Terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable.

Terrorists have hidden a bomb!

Terrorists have just attacked...

Terrorists successfully attacked... our imagination.

Thad here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players.

Than to go to a comedy club, huh?

Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade

Thank you so much for taking him in.

Thank you, Chris.

Thank you, Senator. For over a hundred years now,

Thank you, thank you. The ramp ready?

Thank you, Your Honor.

Thank you. Thank you so much for this newest award, it means so much.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

Thanks for everything, Xerxis.

Thanks for the news flash!

Thanks for writing me, esse.

Thanks, dude.

Thanks, everybody. Suck my balls!

Thanks, Mick!

Thanks, Mick.

Thanks, Pat.

Thanks.

That bomb must travel with the Clinton rally to Boston!

That Cartman keeps asking you to stay over?

That chick Nelly is the one who's in charge of holding the list, right?

That could be it.

That did not seriously come out of your ass.

That didn't sparkle with her, did it?

That doesn't matter, it's over.

That doesn't mean I can just be fine.

That everything is cool now.

That gives you more experience than anybody.

That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.

That having Tourette's is fun. Asshole shit!

That he can be straight if he chooses to be.

That he may lift you up. Peter 5:6

That humans have made up over the years

That I am never sucking your balls, you got that?

That I am not a racist, Reverend Jackson.

That I am not limited by my size!

That I have the courage to go on national television tonight.

That I'm actually looking at the camera lens and smiling

That I'm capable of having slightly racist thoughts once in a while.

That if he could prove leprechauns exist,

That if I could prove I saw a leprechaun,

That if we are to take back control,

That imaginary things are officially not real,

That is bullcrap!

That is detestible. Leviticus 18:22.

That is for the Council of Nine to decide.

That is huge.

That is impossible!

That is not the way we're remembering it!

That is so missing the point.

That is where you come in, young boy. Only you can help us win this battle.

That isn't it at all.

That isn't my idea!

That just because I put Butters' wiener in my mouth

That made Jesus wanna put a rabbit in charge.

That makes the body or soul unclean.

That makes you accountabilibuddyable.

That makes you very fucking gay.

That may be, Popeye.

That means I am the voice of God!

That means my intolerance of Muslims saved America.

That means that mathematically, he should have been

That means you can imagine things into existence here.

That might work better for you.

That no impure or immoral images

That nothing with stripes can be in the top five cutest purses.

That only works in Imaginationland. You're grounded!

That person's blood will jump 10 meters into the air.

That rabbit is of holy descent!

That rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.

That saliva, is monochromagnic.

That seems like quite a coincidence.

That she learned she was actually about as interesting and special,

That should just about do it.

That snatch has not seen action in over 30 years!

That son of a bitch. He's gonna show everyone that picture.

That they could actually start renting apartments.

That uh, a little bigger than your brother's there, Gerald?

That was all me. Simple thank you will suffice.

That was no fluke!

That was weird.

That was your plan to stop them?

That we are willing to kill the hostages if he doesn't hand it over.

That we believe it should finally be made illegal.

That we must be extremely careful.

That we reopen last week's list for debate.

That when this place becomes another club Persh,

That words are like bullets and if you give

That would be impressive.

That you can lose your ability to filter what you say?

That you've taken his place as my new best friend!

That your record for biggest crap has just been broken.

That... is Saint Peter

That'd be awesome!

That's a generous offer, Xerxis.

That's a good thing, right?

That's about far enough! Give me that list, Wendy!

That's all right, ****** guy. You know we just playing.

That's all. I'm not fighting anybody!

That's bullcrap, man! You can't nuke our imagination!

That's cool. I'm fine with Muslims invading.

That's easy for you to say, Stan.

That's exactly what you would do if you had head lice, Stan.

That's far enough!

That's forever from now.

That's fucking stupid!

That's good! That's far enough!

That's great!

That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled!

That's it, isn't it?

That's it! We don't have a choice anymore!

That's it?

That's it? That's the whole story?

That's it. I don't have a choice.

That's it. I'm gonna make a break for it.

That's it. That's it, everyone. We're out of Pop Tarts.

That's kind of what I'm here for.

That's mine.

That's my boy.

That's not for boys to look at!

That's not the Persians, it's the Mexicans!

That's not the right way to look at it, I

That's not very imaginative.

That's our best time to strike.

That's pretty goddamn impressive.

That's retarded! You didn't come up with that experiment, Cartman.

That's right, Bradley. I think we're well on our way to being healed.

That's right, kids. You see, right now, you're like a paper clip.

That's right, Kyle. Crap filled vagina!

That's right, Steven, yeah.

That's right, yes.

That's right! I'm not!

That's right.

That's right. Like all the campers here,

That's super secret!

That's the guy from Seinfeld used the "N" word a whole bunch of times.

That's them, sir. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.

That's true. You did.

That's way worse than what I did.

That's when I started suspecting that my own wife...

That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...

That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe.

That's why I work out here.

That's why we had to manipulate the votes,

That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyal amalam.

That's wontiferous!

The bar has been sold to Persian club owners,

The Barrier came down

The big moment is almost here, as soon as Kyle arrives.

The biggest crap?

The Black Jackal.

The bomb won't make it to Boston now!

The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay!

The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices.

The boys and the girls! Lice spreads fast, you dumbasses!

The British are just using you, you're going to die.

The case is closed! Whoever had the lice, they're dead now!

The category is: "People who annoy you."

The child who has the rabbit has to know

The Chosen One just needs more time!

The committee has already decided

The conference room is which way?

The court has no choice but to order you to place

The court will be forced to arrest you for contempt.

The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!

The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.

The day is ours!

The detonator is secured, General. You are cleared to proceed.

The dinner Christ had with his disciples the night before he was crucified.

The dragon. Where did it go?

The Easter Vigil will go on as planned!

The effects of the attack are so far unimaginable.

The environment... is changing.

The European Fecal Standards and Meas

The evil characters are marching toward us.

The evil characters! They're all back behind the wall again.

The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak.

The evil imaginary characters are approaching!

The first guy is here. This is probably HotForBoys219.

The first thing we need is for you to bring him back.

The following takes place between recess and Geography class.

The food which is a little different color than the others.

The forbidden zone... We'll be exposed. We'll die out there.

The fractal convertor has never worked

The game is over! Get down on the ground!

The girls at school. They made a list and voted me the ugliest boy.

The girls think I'm better looking than you, Kyle!

The girls wanted shoes, so they set you up.

The government is about to level this entire place.

The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland.

The greatest enemy America has ever known!

The guys agree, Sharon: It could be a record holder.

The Hare Club For Men has been around for centuries.

The hell you are!

The homeless actually started buying homes.

The homeless all came from here!

The homeless aren't monsters. They are people, like you and me!

The homeless can survive solely on change.

The homeless first started arriving in Evergreen about three months ago.

The hours passed quickly.

The imaginary attack appears to have been in the works for years.

The imagination song?

The Imagination Song.

The Keepers? The Guardians of the Secret?

The kid who jumped thirty homeless people

The kids that have been inside the imagination.

The Lesbo leader sat nervously inside.

The Lesbos had held.

The Lesbos had sent a message.

The likes of which we've never seen!

The list was a forgery, Kyle!

The list was compromised.

The list where you rate the looks of each boy in the class!

The Lord is love this for

The Mayor brought him and some other kids into Imaginationland,

The military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them.

The military has to do this!

The most beautiful girl in her entire school.

The motion is passed!

The new owners of their bar in

The new owners plan to start redecorating the bar tomorrow.

The next time you bring me some talent, make sure they're talent ed.

The official biggest crap is 9.5 Courics!

The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class.

The only person that can spread it here is Kenny.

The only person who wouldn't want to take the test

The only reason they would

The only thing I ever made that was any good.

The only way you can cancel it out

The original Pope of Christianity.

The other kids are gonna make fun of me forever!

The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real,

The people living in the house right next door to you could be homeless

The Persians are attacking again!

The Persians had agreed to keep it a lesbian bar,

The Persians have sent somebody to talk to us.

The Persians returned to their office.

The Persians who did not go shopping

The pig is picking up the smell of nuclear residue.

The President can't be bothered any further.

The puzzle you were solving was: "People who annoy you?"

The question is why?

The question is:

The rabbit you call Snowball is a threat to Christ's Church.

The Rebel Americans know of our attack?!

The Russians are ready to set off the diversion.

The school hired a substitute to cover for me.

The secret of Easter that we protect

The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films.

The snuke in Ms. Clinton's snatch.

The spokesman for Tourette's?

The standard measuring unit for human feces.

The Supreme Court has ruled with the military

The teachers and the principal,

The terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot.

The truth is that with the power of Jesus Christ, you can be normal.

The wall which separates the evil side of Imaginationland from the good side!

The way da Vinci originally painted it.

The way we kept those Persians from taking over our bar was les tastic!

The wind would whisper and I'd think of you

The world is not "conscious." We are conscious!

The worst part is I know how lonely my mom is.

Their anotomy is shockingly similar to ours.

Their number is listed on their website.

Their offer could be a trap.

Their website should have a calendar of events.

Then do you mind telling us why we found this,

Then go ahead and die there, I'm leavin' with my baby!

Then I think your God must be a little bi curious himself!

Then if you wouldn't mind,

Then it would ultimately become aware of our effect on it.

Then let's go, dude!

Then that consciousness would try to snuff us out!

Then that's it. Kyle wins.

Then the game is on, Kyle.

Then we have no choice. We have to move up the attack.

Then you learn that the only real justice...

Then you really are ignorant.

There are a lot of ways to make love, Janet.

There are homeless sprouting up all over town.

There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control.

There could still be survivors out there.

There has to be another reason.

There he is!

There he is! There's my grandson!

There is a special camp

There isn't enough food for more people up here!

There must have been some kind of portal or doorway.

There there, darling.

There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot.

There we go.

There you go. Take the change.

There, now you all see...

There! Half man, half bear, and half pig!

There! There's some change. All right, a little bit.

There'll be peace when you are done

There's a bunch of people trapped in the middle of town

There's a bunch outside my house too.

There's a Hillary Clinton campaign rally.

There's a policy in the schools not to single out a kid who has lice

There's a Russian guy named Vladimir Stolfsky

There's a talking bear, and a beaver, and...

There's a terrorist in South Park!

There's a way! There's a way to find out who had sick ass head cooties!

There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir. It's coming from sector two!

There's an unauthorized entry alert. It's coming from sector two!

There's another explanation for all this.

There's been a lice breakout at a school in Denver,

There's going to be a terrorist attack

There's going to be an attack!

There's lots, there's lots of things that are way funnier.

There's lots... big mushrooms, colourful grass.

There's no help coming! She said...

There's no other option.

There's no other way out, Butters! We have to kill ourselves!

There's no question who the better one is.

There's no time left! You have to get control of your imagination,

There's no time! You need to come with us right now!

There's no way to tell.

There's people you can hire for this kind of thing.

There's protocol!

There's so many of them.

There's somebody asking a lot of questions

There's something inside you that made you able to do it!

There's something perched on the snuke's coil.

There's something...

There's sort of a penis in my mouth right here...

There's still a few things I need to do.

There's um, metal housing.

These "whores" must be punished in front of everyone!

These guys are from Zurich, Sharon! They're Europeans!

These guys are pretty good.

These ****** guys ain't worth our trouble.

These things happen.

They all laugh at me!

They are coming...

They are inside the imagination, sir.

They better be done with the book reports!

They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero.

They can all rot in hell!

They can play guitar now?

They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life,

They can't do that.

They can't do that. Who are they to judge us on how we look?

They can't set off that nuke.

They can't stop all of us.

They chased me from the mall! I don't know what they want!

They claim they don't know anything about an attack.

They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?

They don't have food or shelter. We have to do something.

They don't look Persian.

They drag you out of here,

They fed off of our change to the point

They feed on our change.

They found him! They found Bradley! You'd better come quick!

They just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero.

They know about the bomb!

They lie all the time!

They make you feel ashamed for being a little big or manly looking.

They might be imaginary,

They might even laugh about it.

They need it in order to keep them moving.

They probably put you at the bottom of the list

They protect the secret of Easter but before they said what it was,

They retreated.

They said you could have easily cleared fifty homeless with that jump.

They saw you working out at Curves.

They say Bono is demanding it and that their hands are tied.

They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real!

They seem to be Christmas critters.

They sure don't.

They take really good care, of all their homeless,

They totally think I'm hotter than you are.

They want ATF handling this on all fronts!

They were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of Snowball.

They were dreamed up by some fourth grade kid

They were Mexicans. I was being ironic.

They were tired.

They what? No! That's impossible.

They will cover that bar in cheesy blue carpeting,

They won't let anybody see the list but them.

They won't understand that I can't control what I say.

They'd better be. I paid good money to rent this place out.

They'll be done.

They'll find the detonator, Hildog.

They'll know I'm not lying!

They'll probably give me an Emmy.

They're about to break a million on Guitar Hero and unlock superstardom!

They're all the same!

They're almost identical to us in every way.

They're assembling on the Yum Yum Mountain!

They're bringing up a painful chapter of my history

They're closing down the bar for good.

They're coming in! Dad, open the door!

They're doing something to Rockety Rocket.

They're everywhere!

They're goddamn arrogant, self centered assholes is what they are!

They're gonna break a million points live at the video arcade in a few weeks.

They're gonna do it!

They're listening. Let's go!

They're perverted, selfish pigs!

They're raping all of us!

They're raping me! They're raping me!

They're raping us and it hurts!

They're so nice to the homeless,

They've been saying that for over 40 years.

They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth.

They've sold the bar to Persians.

Think about it: Is blue real? Is love really real?

Think about it. You weren't even trying to take the biggest crap last time.

Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it.

Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard.

Thirty was hard enough.

This apartment is being absorbed by Homeland Security!

This area is restricted, little boy.

This department has just been assigned to the FBI.

This Easter I'm gonna start by making our rabbit stew

This first picture I like to call "Moods of Winter."

This hot metal coil, say...

This is a News 5 Special Bulletin, with Chris Swollenballs.

This is a nice surprise. I thought you were never speaking to me again.

This is a scientific test, designed to

This is a victory for the justice system.

This is apple juice. It gives me super bad farts.

This is CNN Headline News.

This is confusing you right now, isn't it?!

This is crazy.

This is Dateline.

This is exactly what you would do if they found lice in your hair!

This is exactly what you would do if you had head lice!

This is exactly why I put a rabbit in charge of the Church, Benedictus!

This is Faggot. Go ahead.

This is getting us nowhere. If he knows anything, he's not saying.

This is gonna be fun, huh?

This is happening all over the country, Mayor.

This is Hawk Eyes.

This is just a stupid plastic controller.

This is just as much your fault, Butters!

This is Lesbos!

This is our home.

This is ridiculous.

This is so retarded, Cartman. You've got everyone believing your stupid story.

This is so... embarassing.

This is the home of your new ugly friend, Yamal.

This is the kind of intolerance you teach

This is what I call: "Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail"

This is why I campaign in small towns like these!

This is your fault, Cartman!

This isn't a serious problem. You're just bi curious.

This isn't a victory for me.

This isn't funny!

This isn't going to stop. The world is rejecting us!

This little boy might be the key.

This might seriously be the biggest crap in history.

This of course overturns any imagination based verdicts in the past,

This one I've kept deprived of change for over three days.

This one reading a forced statement.

This one, I call "Hot Fudge Mondae."

This picture I like to call "The Pierre."

This picture I took just as the sun was rising

This picture you may find somewhat controversial.

This Saturday on Dateline NBC.

This Saturday on Dateline, I'll be bringing you Eric's story,

This Saturday, I will go on national television, live.

This shampoo should take care of it. Use this in the shower.

This time, in our imagination.

This woman is Nancy Pinkerton.

This would have just gone away!

Those are cherry!

Those aren't ideas, those are special effects!

Thousand have turned out to hear the Pope

Through the power of Christ we have saved this child!

Time to pay up, Kyle.

Titties! Cock!

Titty sprinkles.

To announce today the Randy Marsh African American scholarship foundation.

To be constantly reminded of something

To be nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe...

To be the satisfaction of our sins.

To bring home the distinguished EFSM medal

To build a doorway into the imagination.

To check out the Muslim,

To embarrass me in front of everyone?

To everybody during Show and Tell!

To get up in them trees, we'd all be dead.

To have your scalps examined.

To introduce a woman who deserves nothing but respect.

To keep it the way it is meant to be.

To keep the secret in da Vinci's painting alive.

To move Clyde meant Craig had to be moved to number twelve,

To our imagination to try and reason with the

To present the award I give you the dean of the EFSM, Sir Orloff Broloff.

To refer to a group of gardeners who broke his fence.

To save these kids!

To save your souls from eternal life in hell?

To say whatever comes to mind?

To stop the Persians from entering.

To take the suspicion off of yourself!

To the point that you will want to puke.

To totally rip on that kid and make him or her feel like an outcast!

To try and raise it like a child.

To use against the Russians during the Cold War

To watch Stan Marsh break a million points

Today we are going to have a guest speaker

Today's list meeting is called to order. Rebecca, you have the floor.

Together with this Eric Cartman,

Token forfiets!

Token, hey, wait up.

Token, I get it now. I don't get it.

Token, my dad wasn't trying to be offensive, just forget about it.

Tom, it appears that the ****** guy epidemic is over.

Tom!

Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle,

Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...

Tonight, an inside look at Tourette's Syndrome.

Tonight, Eric Cartman will go on television

Tonight, we determine if a new member is worthy of protecting the Secret.

Too good to be playing in a dump like this.

Tourette's is a hereditary disease, it doesn't just suddenly start.

Tourette's is like a cough or a sneeze.

Tourette's Syndrome?

Tourette's Syndrome? What is that, Mommy?

Travis, if you hadn't warned us

Travis? Everything okay?

Travis. Over here!

Travis. Travis, you're so wise, so strong.

Trust me, nobody wants this illness, ass. Piss! Piss!

Try to bring me down, oh, you're too late.

Try to get everyone to blame me!

Try to lead the charge against somebody else

Trying out some different light filters here.

Trying to tell people that St. Peter was a rabbit is blasphemy!

Two days ago, Muslim terrorists hijacked our imagination.

Two hundred years we've waited. Finally.

Two words which by themselves can be harmless, but which together...

Uh oh.

Uh yes, of course?

Uh, can I ask a question?

Uh, can we cut to a...

Uh, excuse me? Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir?

Uh, I got something! I got it!

Uh, I'm actually not imaginary

Uh, move aside! Move aside!

Uh, Mr. Hansen? I'm afraid I can't do the show.

Uh, th that is completely unnecessary.

Uh, that's cool. I'm actually not playing anymore.

Uh, well, actually, it is kinda a big deal, Stan.

Uh...

Uhh, no, they're not doing anything illegal.

Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.

Ulysses S. Grant...

Unable to even glance at my disfigured face.

Unfortunately, the members voted Clyde in the bottom five of the list!

Unless they just kind of scissor or something.

Unless we know what it is?

Unless...

Upstairs clear! Try the office!

Ushering the new era of... Pope Bill Donohue.

Using the term as an excuse for violence.

Validated by the United States Court System!

Verron snusunarich.

Very artsy photographs I've taken in pursuit

Very funny! I suppose you think you really got me!

Very nice.

Very well, Mr. Nelson.

Very well.

Very well. If you want to apologize. I will accept.

Visit black museums, see black performers and artists.

W Wait a minute. I gotta call Jimbo first.

Wait a Wait a minute, what?

Wait a minute. Oh God, it's Chris Hansen!

Wait a minute. That's it. I don't get it.

Wait a minute. Wait, Stan, I think I've got something!

Wait a minute... The squirrel has friends.

Wait, hang on. I think something really big is about to go down.

Wait, I got a signal! I got a signal.

Wait, maybe that's where he went really flat.

Wait, there's something else here!

Wait, wait, I can't let this happen.

Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger?

Wait! There it is!

Wait! Wait!

Wait. Now I am confused.

Wait. That's it.

Wait. The US government has a portal to the imagination?

Wait...

Wait... Stop it, stop it!

Wait... woodland critters.

Wake up, Kyle.

Walk!

Wanna go somewhere and scissor later on?

Was actually homeless

Was there more to the imagination song? How does the rest of it go?

Was working on a doorway to the imagination.

Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty sure this guy wants to **** us.

Way more than you guys!

We wiener, we weenter! Winter is a cold time of year.

We accept other women for who they are inside.

We actually don't keep track of that record, sir.

We all can work, si.

We all know what has to happen.

We all wrote essays for you.

We almost caught this pedophile,

We are all part of a secret society, Stan.

We are being discriminated against as lesbians!

We are called... the Hare Club For Men.

We are coming in and redecorating.

We are free!

We are here to honor the first American...

We are here today to congratulate a brave little boy.

We are honored to have Creators in our kingdom.

We are leaving this whole intolerant country!

We are Lesbos.

We are sorry, Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap...

We are too few in number, but we have one hope.

We aren't being pushed around anymore.

We aren't faking, young man.

We aren't going anywhere!

We aren't going to hurt your little friends.

We aren't sure, but perhaps it's best we call it off.

We assign every camper an accountabilibuddy.

We build a portal to the imagination

We can dress them all up like little beavers, right?

We can get Imaginationland under control.

We can stop it before it spreads.

We can't get to them.

We can't just give up!

We can't just kill her, that's not evil enough!

We can't just leave them out there.

We can't just stay here pushing them away our whole lives.

We can't wait for them to find the detonator.

We can't? I think it's pretty fun.

We caught Kenny, and we're all gonna let him have it!

We could give the homeless all designer sleeping bags and makeovers.

We could not get inside to redecorate.

We could send them in to try to dig up some dirt on the owner!

We could turn the homeless into tires

We detonate the bomb within the hour.

We did it!

We do this my way! I'm the one in charge!

We don't have any change! Go away!

We don't have time for this, go on and do it.

We don't have to read the book or write the essay.

We don't know any Persians.

We don't know very much about Tourette's, I'm afraid.

We don't know what you'll experience on the other side of this doorway,

We don't take kindly to social ignorance.

We don't wanna jump to conclusions, but...

We don't?

We done got us two ****** guys.

We estimate that the crap is over eight and a half Courics!

We feel terrible.

We got a great crowd here tonight.

We got an emergency message from your mother?

We got him! I know where he is!

We have a history here!

We have a plan to make this all go away,

We have a problem.

We have distinguished guests from the world beyond!

We have no choice, Kyle. You're going to have to kill me.

We have no choice.

We have nowhere else to go. One woman here is pregnant.

We have reason to believe that Mrs. Clinton

We have the bomb smiffing pig going through the crowd.

We have to be careful when we think somebody's onto us.

We have to fight!

We have to find that detonator! Let me have time with him!

We have to get out of here now, Kelly!

We have to get out of here!

We have to have a more solid plan.

We have to locate the terrorist before he sets it off.

We have to nuke our imagination.

We jumped on a dragon's back and Butters got left behind!

We just came to ask a question.

We just need information.

We just need three more consonants

We just need to get you some help, Butters.

We just.... went on a balloon ride.

We knew it wouldn't be long before

We know about everything! Your diversion to help the Red Coats is over!

We know there's some kind of resonance code,

We made it, Hope. We made it, Kelly!

We made it! Castle Sunshine!

We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!

We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but...

We must take it.

We need at least 30 cc's of blood from each one of you.

We need more spinach for Popeye.

We need somebody working on the inside.

We need to find a way into Imaginationland.

We need to have you read "The Old Man and the Sea" for us.

We need to hunt them down and kill them.

We need to remake that list.

We play the music I wanna play!

We prepare for a battle we cannot win.

We should get like eight of these.

We stand and fight.

We start by making a big CG building and then we have a meteor go, crosh!

We still got a lot of work to do, people!

We supossed to all be on the same side.

We think this may be our friend's fault.

We thought he was at school. He's not at school?

We thought it was kind of strange.

We thought maybe you could help us.

We thought you should know.

We told you, we don't know.

We took every measure to assure the bomb was hidden from sight.

We tried that! And Kurt Russell was ****d by Christmas Critters!

We uncovered intel that terrorists have obtained a nuclear device

We want to live in a world without people like you

We went to Imaginationland! Terrorists attacked it!

We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,

We were paid to set up the snuke so that the real enemy of America could attack.

We were unable to end the American Revolution.

We will get those traitors to the Crown!

We will now hear a sermon from Pastor Phillips.

We won't be bi curious no more and then we can go home!

We would like to present you... your long overdue trophy.

We... need to talk, Stan.

We'd better get on a plane. Right away.

We'll die here!

We'll make sure everyone understands your disease...

We'll never get out in time to stop him!

We'll simple generate a new list! "Biggest Liars"!

We'll try to send help for the rest of you.

We're all just like you.

We're going to a distant location,

We're going to call your parents and get you to your doctor.

We're going to put down some lovely blue carpet and gold curtain rods.

We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly.

We're gonna find out once and for all who had head cooties.

We're gonna have to give him some change.

We're gonna save our parents before they all kill each other.

We're gonna take a short break. Be back in five.

We're here to find out how to get rid of the homeless,

We're here, we're somewhere.

We're just evil and nothing can change us!

We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them!

We're moving on to Civil War history.

We're nine.

We're on the town's main street, right by an ice cream shop.

We're playing what I want and I'll select a different song!

We're running out of time!

We're scissoring!

We're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters,

We've been following your story since we first saw it on the news.

We've been through a lot, but you can finally see

We've done it. We've reached the forbidden zone.

We've intercepted this videotape the terrorists made for broadcast.

We've lived here for generation after generation, never being disturbed.

We've looked everywhere and we have to show him something.

We've made an opening to our imagination, sir!

We've reached the rally site, Hildog.

We've set up the net and we're standing by.

We've suspected that the Chinese government

Welcome to Imaginationland. I am the Lollipop King.

Well actually, Butters, I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon.

Well Bahir, I was thinking that maybe I owe you an apology.

Well Butters, I guess we might as well go home.

Well Cartman has some mental disease called Tourette's Syndrome or something.

Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.

Well dude, what are we supposed to do?

Well guess what? I'm not giving you the satisfaction!

Well he said there was gonna be a

Well how are we gonna find your picture

Well I don't know about ever...

Well I guess, we're never gonna know.

Well I thnk we can all put this behind us now.

Well I've decided, Cartman. Even if we had a bet,

Well if they did, my parents will ground me.

Well Kyle, shall we go up to your room for a few minutes?

Well let see if you can make everyone proud.

Well look, maybe I could use

Well maybe if you did a background check on that videotape,

Well maybe we all have the power to make things a reality.

Well of course you can't control what you say. You have Tourette's.

Well sure, I guess.

Well then, you're just a fucking asshole!

Well then, you're screwed.

Well yeah, but I just don't quite understand what you're fixing.

Well yeah, sure.

Well you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out.

Well you know something? So do I.

Well, all right, Eric. Well good luck on Dateline tonight.

Well, believe it or not, some lice can actually attach themselves to flies,

Well, besides a little loneliness waiting for Daddy to come home,

Well, Eric, there's nothing more I can do about it.

Well, fine.

Well, gotta run, everybody. Got some big things in the works.

Well, guess that proves Eric wasn't the one with head lice.

Well, guess we don't have to ground him.

Well, he's going to try.

Well, he's just getting older, Randy.

Well, here's to some great times at this place.

Well, I gave it my best shot.

Well, I guess we'd better call the old champion

Well, I guess we're never gonna get that list from the girls.

Well, I kind of gave a homeless guy twenty dollars last night.

Well, I think the only thing left now

Well, I was just playing with my friends and then we we caught a leprechaun

Well, I was thinking:

Well, I'd probably tell you because I don't wanna be here anymore.

Well, it's true, I just talked to the owners.

Well, Kyle?

Well, like anybody else thought it was naggers,

Well, looks like we saved our country from British rule once again.

Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't.

Well, Mr. and Ms. Broflovski, I think your son has learned a lot

Well, my esse lives in Miami.

Well, so that the Easter bunny can hide them.

Well, somebody tipped off the CIA.

Well, that was easy.

Well, that's great, Janet, but what now?

Well, there's no doubt in my mind, Mr. Marsh.

Well, uhm...

Well, we want to assure you

Well, we would allow whoever

Well, we'd have to get a warrant first,

Well, we're here now. That's all that matters.

Well, well, well, here we are, Kyle.

Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a ****** guy.

Well, what are we supposed to do, Janet?

Well, what I was supposed to do, Sharon?

Well, who was it? It was Kenny, right??

Well, you got trouble!

Well, you have to convince them they are real!

Well...

Wendy, we're done with that list.

Wendy!

Wendy?

Were probably all born there.

Weren't you guys?

Wha? Wha?

Wha... what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter!

What What?!

What a great place!

What about you?

What are we gonna do?

What are we supposed to do?

What are you boys doing? Get in.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? The video crowd is starting to boo!

What are you doing?!

What are you going to do to my wife?

What are you going to do?

What are you saying, Aslan?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about, fatass?

What are you talking about, young man?

What can I do?

What can we do? Can we disable the timer?

What choice do I have? There's nobody left who can help us!

What did the leprechaun tell you? Did he have any news?

What did they say?

What did you do with my picture?!

What do we have?

What do you know about the leprechaun?

What do you know?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.

What do you see in there?

What do you think happens if you do have it?

What does that have to do with Jesus dying on the cross?

What does that look like to you?

What doesn't follow?

What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream.

What else goes on a sundae besides hot fudge, whipped cream, and...

What evil imaginary characters are they?

What food do you see on the table?

What happened, Glen?

What happened?

What happened? Why hasn't the missile gone off?

What he means is that he's jealous

What I am about to tell you is highly classified.

What I meant to say was asslicker cumballs.

What if Heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking Heaven.

What if it turns out they aren't terrorists?

What if...

What is going on, Brian?

What is going on? I wasn't finished.

What is going on? What have we done?

What is it, Brian?

What is it, Katie?

What is it, Randy? Do you have any Oh, Randy!

What is that?

What is that? Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone!

What is the connection between Jesus and rabbits and colored eggs?

What is the deal with the coloring the eggs

What is the picture of, Eric?

What is this, a ****** guy convention?

What is this?

What is wrong with him?

What is wrong with that guy?

What is your problem, guy?

What Kyle said about imaginary things being real

What makes you so high and mighty you can buy me out?

What say we all take a ride on my Imagination Flying Machine?

What secret?

What seems to be the problem, my child?

What should we tell the world about how to run their lives?

What song?

What the You can't be in here.

What the hell are we gonna do?

What the hell are you doing, Cartman?!

What the hell do you think you're doing keeping that thing in our house?

What the hell do you think you're doing, declaring leprechauns aren't real?

What the hell do you want from me?

What the hell do you want, Vice President?!

What the hell happened here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell were you doing outside?

What the hell?

What the hell?!

What this is, is a statement against the war in Iraq.

What was it about?

What was the sequence that got you inside?

What was your primary diet for this poo, Mr. Marsh?

What we want to know is how!

What were you doing in Imaginationland

What you do that for?

What you don't know is that we are simply mercenaries,

What, Clyde?

What, what can I do? How how can I reverse this?

What, you mean, Kyle?

What?

What? Fuck you!

What? Nobody talks to me like that! Why don't you take a seat?

What? That's impossible! How big was it?

What? That's ridiculous. My little bubbeleh is adorable!

What? This is CIA head, Alan Thompson.

What? What are you gonna do to him?

What? Who's going to get attacked?

What?! That's bullcrap!

What?! You can't let them do that!

What'd you do to Butters this time?

What's going on here?

What's going on, you two?

What's going on?

What's going on? Hey.

What's happened? Well, let's see:

What's that?

What's the matter?

What's this about you going on live television on Saturday?

What's this about, Cartman?

What's wrong?

What's wrong? Follow me. Come on.

What's wrong?! This is what makes you confused!

Whatever enters my brain, I can just say it without thinking about it.

Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be.

Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?

Whatever you imagine to be real, is real.

Whatever you want on national televison...

When I can be thought of as more, than just ****** guy.

When I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.

When my son would be brought into the society.

When Nelly leaves the cafeteria for recess,

When people call me ****** guy...

When she stops and turns to Craig in the hallway,

When she tallied the sunshine votes onto the final list.

When that leprechaus shows up, you must suck my balls!

When the other girls find out you ignored their votes, they're gonna

When the Persians come, we tell them we aren't leaving Lesbos!

When we multiply a negative number by another negative

When we should be focusing all our attention on...

When will it end, will there ever be a time?

When you do finally pass this stool, it might be very painful.

When you first decided to slander

When you reach the front of the line,

When you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement?

Where all these imaginary characters lived.

Where am I supposed to put all my things?

Where are they?

Where are you going?

Where are you taking us?

Where do the Chinese keep this portal? How does it work?

Where he's from and who his friends are!

Where I'm supposed to break a million in front of everybody

Where is he? What is going on?

Where is it, you filthy Jew?

Where is the rabbit?

Where they can reproduce.

Where they stick a cold metal pipe up your ass with this clear jelly,

Where we bust men looking for sex with children.

Where you going, ****** guy?

Where you really are on the list.

Where young men who are confused, like your son

Where...? Oh. Oh dude.

Where'd he go?

Which brings us to my last picture.

Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse?

Which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up!

Which one? We make lists all the time.

Which only a Persian would think was cool.

Which we need to talk about.

While making my way up here.

Whispering, but whispering really loudly for dramatic effect.

White statues and gold curtain rods

White Stripes.

Whites win! Whites win!

Who are intolerant of African Americans.

Who are you to say that?

Who are you to say what's real?

Who are you?

Who believe they took the biggest crap

Who can tell me

Who cares what dumb girls think, right?

Who did you give the rabbit to?

Who dressed up it in little suspenders.

Who follow the way of the Rabbit, and protect the secret of the Easter bunny.

Who had ads up on Craig's List and got paid through eBay

Who has firsthand experience in overcoming slander,

Who I'd been living with for twenty years,

Who is America's oldest enemy?

Who is Saint Peter?

Who is the new girl?

Who is this?

Who is this?!

Who knows what a little person is?

Who knows what they could accomplish.

Who needs men anyway?

Who needs your wailing and rocking around here anyways?

Who put you in charge, Krueger?

Who put you in charge?!

Who run Club Persh and dig up some dirt on the owner.

Who wants the world to understand his affliction.

Who works down at the U Haul!

Who would have sex with older men

Who'd like to go first?

Who's got search engine hits all over this thing.

Whoa, hot! Hot, hot! Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Whoa, Kenny, relax dude. We need to work together.

Whoa, there, girl.

Whoa, whoa, hang on, y'all!

Whoa!

Whoever our terrorist is has a detonator with him.

Whoopie!

Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?

Why are you lesbians being so difficult?

Why are you saying that, Kyle? You can't be the one who had head lice.

Why do we do this?

Why do you think I went through that

Why does that matter?

Why don't you come by as my honorary new artists?

Why don't you go with Jim and he'll help you find it?

Why don't you just print out another one?

Why don't you just tell them everything about Project X?

Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?

Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?

Why the hell would we pay you to write your friends?

Why were those other rabbit guys chasing me?

Why won't you go away?!

Why would a leprechaun be warning us of a terrorist attack?

Why would a terrorist just blow up a school?

Why would they nuke Imaginationland?

Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?

Why you murdering bastard!

Why, you're not gonna,

Why?

Why? I don't feel terrible. It doesn't bother me at all.

Will get you somewhere, but will it really?

Will watch as their precious savior dies!

Will you look at that?

With a low depth of field. What do you think?

With another boy's penis in his mouth.

With Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle

With fresh coffee brewed, the Lesbos found new life.

With Jesus, I can just say no, and not be confused anymore.

With laser technology, we can look beneath the paint,

With my camera phone and upload it to you.

With my good friend Kyle? Asscheeks!

With the heightened security,

With the intent to wipe us all out

With the lice exam. Did they find anybody with lice?

With the penis in my mouth and giving a thumbs up.

With the right diet and training, who knows what you're capable of?

With what?

With your dad and lovely mother.

Without finding the detonator!

Without some guy trying to stare down my vag.

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

Women can't be the boss in Persian culture!

Won't you do a special report on me...

Woo hoo! I love the rain!

Words are like bullets

Words used like weapons to cloud my mind.

Words with venom, words that bind.

Would you allow straight people in?

Wouldn't make me not gay like you said!

Wow wee, look at him go!

Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys.

Wow, this is a huge party.

Wow, you're the coolest kid in the world.

Wow! Oh, and look over there, that's that Jake Jabs guy

Wow.

Y yes, some lice was discovered and the proper action has been taken.

Yay!

Ye you guys, we'd better go. Recess is almost over.

Yeah and that's not a heartfelt speech?

Yeah and they detract from real things, like Jesus.

Yeah well, I can't really afford to play anymore anyway.

Yeah well, I guess a lot of things change, don't they?

Yeah well, I wanna talk to you about this list you girls made.

Yeah well, when a man has been wronged...

Yeah, and if you couldn't prove sthere was a leprechaun,

Yeah, and you know why?

Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on Expert Level?

Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger or anything like that.

Yeah, but why?

Yeah, come on! We're gonna find out sooner or later.

Yeah, come on. Here we go!

Yeah, go on in. There's a hot tub inside.

Yeah, grow up, Kyle.

Yeah, guess we'll just have to find somewhere else to hang out.

Yeah, Guitar Hero can be pretty stressful.

Yeah, he's askin' a lot of questions.

Yeah, I feel pretty good about it.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I know you.

Yeah, I practised last night!

Yeah, I think I'm actually learning something.

Yeah, I thought you understood that.

Yeah, I wanna know already.

Yeah, I was watching with my whole family.

Yeah, I'm pretty confused alright.

Yeah, I've been told that.

Yeah, I've never been into men.

Yeah, it's all set.

Yeah, Kyle's right. Screw it, we have better things to worry about.

Yeah, right!

Yeah, scissor me, Allison!

Yeah, scissor!

Yeah, Stan.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there.

Yeah, that's pretty good. But can you play "John the Fisherman"?

Yeah, that's super hardcore.

Yeah, they're all rooting for me.

Yeah, this is our home!

Yeah, try to have everyone make peace so it doesn't seem like a big deal.

Yeah, well hopefully, when we finish writing all these verses

Yeah, well I don't like it! It doesn't follow!

Yeah, well, it's not us you have to worry about.

Yeah, well, most of the girls here have done each other.

Yeah, well, not anymore you're not.

Yeah, what are we supposed to do?

Yeah, yeah, we get it, Mr. Nelson.

Yeah, you like making fun of minorities, ****** guy?

Yeah, you're right, Squirrely Squirrel.

Yeah!

Yeah! Because you burned my lips off!

Yeah! Dumb girls!

Yeah! I can't possibly jump these many homeless people.

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! We're gonna fu fuck him up!

Yeah? Let's just see what your blood does, Kyle!

Yeah? Well that makes you homeless, so get out of here before you die!

Yeah? Well you're not the leader, are you, Thad?

Yeah? Well, how about this one?

Yeah? Well, I changed my mind! We're changing the song to Cheap Trick!

Yeah.

Yeah. Hi, everybody watching in South Park.

Yeah. I cross referenced his MySpace page with Realtor.com.

Yeah. I finished my chores so I came over a little early.

Yeah. I was chatting with you online. Shit!

Yeah. I've learned not to ask questions.

Yeah. It just proves we need to learn not to profile one race of people.

Yeah. Life is finally going to not suck so hard for us.

Yeah. No problem.

Yeah. Now do you believe me that something is going on?!

Yeah. Piss out your ass right onto Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face!

Yeah. Right behind you.

Yeah. Say what you will about Mel Gibson,

Yeah. That's true.

Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity.

Yeah. This Jew here made them take over our town.

Yeah. Too bad for you...

Yeah. You think they rate us just for looks

Yeah...

Yes or no, Kyle?

Yes, absolutely.

Yes, believe it or not, I myself used to have unclean urges

Yes, but we will be rich.

Yes, but you were in that one movie that was kinda like this.

Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle, and pay homage to this Sultan's balls.

Yes, God is here too.

Yes, hand it over!

Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?

Yes, hello. My name is Randy Marsh

Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case.

Yes, I don't suppose you have any creative ideas

Yes, I see... I see the device!

Yes, I understand what must be done.

Yes, I understand. I'll let Ms. Clinton know.

Yes, I'm sorry. My son has Tourette's Syndrome.

Yes, it's all very confusing!

Yes, just as a Jesus intended it.

Yes, sir!

Yes, their power outmatches ours.

Yes, they are!

Yes, we apologize for Eric Cartman's behavior, Mr. Nelson.

Yes, we are.

Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.

Yes, Your Majesty?

Yes!

Yes! Because maybe we rolled the dice too many times!

Yes! I did it!

Yes! That's three homeless!

Yes! You did it, boys.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. A photograph.

Yes. If we don't find that detonator,

Yes. It's all finally come to fruition. The final cog in my master plan.

Yes. The egg marks the secret.

Yes. There's a suitcase nuke in Ms. Clinton's snizz.

Yes. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low light filter.

Yes. Who are you?

Yes. Yes!

Yesterday, at approximately 18:00 hours,

You all had head lice! Every single person in the class!

You all seem to have forgotten a lot of things.

You all think I'm ugly.

You are a rabbit! I am a human.

You are constipated.

You are denying our rights as children

You are going to read Hemingway's book "The Old Man and the Sea."

You are grounded, mister!

You are in Imaginationland! This is a dream.

You are no longer able to fulfill your duties to the Lord!

You are not going to go on national television

You are now.

You are rock stars!

You are soft! Weak!

You are to take every step necessary to get it under control.

You are too late! In three minutes.

You are welcome here.

You aren't a member yet. You can't know where our secret meetings take place.

You aren't getting into town.

You aren't going on Dateline. What do you have to say now?

You aren't gonna get away with this, you stupid asshole!

You aren't just gonna hand Snowball over?

You aren't welcome in this store, ****** guy.

You asked for the help of the American Catholic League,

You barely made it over one, fatass!

You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real.

You better come with us.

You better shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass.

You better start remembering!

You blew it! You had it all and you blew it!

You blow in there and you risk taking him down

You both do understand that we're trying

You boys could make a million points.

You boys know Tom Shane

You boys make me sick,

You boys need to come with us on a matter of national security.

You brought my friend here to Washington!

You called and warned the government of our plans!

You can all stay here. I'm gonna try to save my baby.

You can do this, Kyle.

You can read all the discrepancies in here.

You can say whatever you want, all the time, and never get in trouble?

You can see the grain from the high speed film...

You can take your blue carpet and gold curtain rods

You can't control how you feel,

You can't just walk around saying whatever you want.

You can't possibly mean...

You can't stop till you reach the top.

You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you?

You come in, work around here a little and maybe you can play it for free.

You could call it the ultimate first person shooter.

You could still work, but from now on you answer to me, you got that?

You creative filmmakers can think of ideas we just can't.

You dare to mock God by telling people St. Peter was a rabbit?

You didn't hear?

You didn't save everyone, I did! You were just out harrassing Muslims!

You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass!

You die he...

You do not have Tourette's Syndrome, fatass.

You do, seriously?

You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!

You don't get it, Stan! I can play here all I want.

You don't know how it feels to be a deformed monstrosity!

You don't like being with men so I thought you were a

You don't see the missteps in logic with that?

You don't seem to take this camp seriously, Butters.

You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?

You don't think they said I'm the ugliest boy in the class, do ya?

You don't understand, Mom. You just don't understand.

You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland.

You don't understand.

You don't understand. All of a sudden, I can't control what I say.

You don't understand. You see, words are like bullets.

You filthy little rapscallion!

You fucking asshole!

You gave us a filter because, people don't wanna hear things like...

You get back. You're only gonna make things worse.

You get chased by a big dragon, but you keep running away from it.

You get whatever food you can and bring it back here.

You going to Washington to visit family?

You got some family here watching tonight.

You got tons of money, a jet,

You guys don't have any proof I put Butters' wiener in my mouth!

You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.

You guys stop it! This isn't getting us anywhere!

You guys, do you really care what a bunch of girls

You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.

You guys, maybe we should just... wait a few more minutes?

You guys, please don't tell anybody.

You guys, school starts in ten minutes!

You guys, that's not cool. These people have nowhere to go.

You guys, wait.

You guys, who cares if the girls make some stupid list?

You guys, you guys, relax.

You guys!

You guys! I got it! It seriously!

You guys! Stop it!

You had head lice?

You had your shot, now I'm in charge!

You have a power here that you have yet to understand.

You have blemished this noble society's good name, Herr Broloff.

You have broken a hundred thousand points!

You have defiled Allah,

You have exactly five seconds before I start dropping

You have got to be kidding me.

You have lice. Let's see... Clyde Harris, is it?

You have no reason to still be mad.

You have nothing to worry about in school tomorrow.

You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points!

You have to be careful with scissors.

You have to be out by then.

You have to do something!

You have to give me ten dollars!

You have to let them in, Randy.

You have to remember that song in its entirety!

You have to stop!

You have to! For the baby!

You have twenty four hours to suck aforementioned balls.

You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready.

You heard it, ladies and gentlemen!

You hit the colored buttons and it makes the guitar track on the game play.

You homeless or homeowners?

You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real!

You just couldn't let it go.

You just don't understand.

You just had to keep asking questions!

You just have to focus your mind.

You just rest, Kyle.

You just sent all your homeless to South Park.

You just, you can't imagine how that feels.

You kicked me right in the pussy!

You knew!

You know had sex.

You know so little!

You know that's true!

You know this is strictly forbidden!

You know what I think? I think maybe you are the ones who are confused!

You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?!

You know what I'm talking about, bitch!

You know what? I'll bet it was you!

You know what? That's great with me, Thad.

You know what? You're just like **** yourselves!

You know, a long time ago when I first realized I was a lesbian,

You know, Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too,

You know, after that little person talked at that assembly the other day.

You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys.

You know, one time, I was doing a show called 'To Catch A Predator.'

You know, when you get real close,

You know, you never catch the dragon!

You know, you think you have the power to make me insecure.

You lads don't know what you're doing. I need to deliver an important message!

You leave me no choice: take them!

You look just like your father.

You mean me or the little one?

You mean the old Galveston Lodge?

You mean they've adapted, copied our DNA.

You mean, really?

You might find somebody who doesn't belong.

You might not like what you find!

You monster! You have no right to wear that hat!

You must admit you are wrong or burn in hell!

You must always first check for the lowest common denominator.

You must really care about me. See you, Kyle!

You must see how this is all somewhat your fault, right?

You need to call the European Fecal Standards

You need to understand the difference beween real and imaginary.

You never walked away from anything in your life!

You okay, kid?

You okay?

You pot smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off!

You probably know me from To Catch A Predator,

You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!

You really don't know how hard it is

You really think all those people out there see a difference?

You really think Muslims are behind this terrorist threat?

You really think that matters?

You really...

You remember these boys, Tom.

You rock!

You said the "N" word to a black man's face.

You said you all wrote essays!

You saw it in that movie, The Thing!

You saw it in The Thing and you're wasting everyone's time!

You see what you did, Kyle?

You see, I've just learned that my son is bi curious.

You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment,

You see, no matter what you say,

You see, until Mr. Marsh came along,

You see?

You see? These kids can't control their actions.

You seem like a very strong woman.

You should be able to search his username on eBay

You should just buy another game to kind of, ease the stress.

You son of a bitch! You had a chance to stop this!

You son of a bitch! You tried to kill me!

You son of a bitch. You didn't solve your homeless problem.

You start to think that maybe your life is gonna matter.

You sure you don't wanna back out?

You swore on the cross, fatso!

You tell him, Skeeter, you tell him!

You think he's gonna beg her to come back to him?

You think maybe girls keep their balls on the inside of their tummies?

You think people with Tourette's are faking?

You think that's fucking funny?

You think you've been cheated because you are ugly,

You thought you should be number one?

You tried to bail on our agreement, but I found you.

You two look for other survivors.

You wanna come over play checkers?

You wanna know about fun?

You wanna play a game or just chitchat for a while?

You wanna see it?

You want me to teach you boys how?

You were in Imaginationland, Butters! We've read all about it in the paper!

You were right all along, Eric. It was Kenny.

You were the one that's been blowing off playing after midnight,

You were upset about us trying to take over the bar.

You what?

You will all still be one hundred percent welcome.

You will burn in a lake of fire for eternity?

You will go behind the curtain and remove any hats to be checked.

You will?

You won't make it through, Gerald!

You would have just stayed in bed sick all day, right?

You you mean like it knows what it's doing?

You young man! How would you like to be a cowboy?

You.

You...

You... you and your cousin touched wieners?

You'd better pull your act together,

You'll have to rise to this challenge.

You'll make good money.

You're a lesbian now?

You're a liar! You're only making this worse on yourself!

You're actually...

You're almost nine now.

You're an idealistic fool!

You're another woman. It doesn't make sense!

You're confused and you don't think there's a way out.

You're doing fine, Brian.

You're doing great, Brian. Hang in there.

You're getting close to a secret that I don't think you can handle. Let it go!

You're going on in ten minutes! Everybody's coming to see you!

You're gonna be so stoked. It's the best surprise ever!

You're gonna get a lot of help here.

You're gonna love this kid, Stan.

You're good at that game, kid.

You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!

You're just trying to make me feel bad

You're last, dude!

You're lying and you two are covering up for him!

You're not gonna believe this!

You're not rock stars!

You're not ugly, Kyle. You're my perfect little man.

You're perfectly normal, Bradley.

You're really terrific, Butters. I mean, I think you're great.

You're right. I don't.

You're safe now.

You're starry because I...

You're telling me there's an illness that makes you blurt out obscenities?

You're the guy that said ****** on Wheel of Fortune!

You're the ones, right?

You're welcome.

You're welcome. Jeez, another one.

You're well on your way to being men who only think with their penises!

You've all been so understanding and supportive of my illness.

You've been knighted. I mean, at some point,

You've been there. How did you do it?

You've compromised everything! Our list's integrity!

You've done a really good job of trying to get out of this bet,

You've got a chance to score a million points,

You've got real potential, kid. I have no doubt you can break a million.

You've got to get these people out of here now!

You've gotta pull it together!

You've known I was the one with head lice all along, huh?!

You've learned so very much this Easter.

Young man, these confused feelings that you're having

Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics.

Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!

Your friends have been in danger

Your Holiness,

Your Holiness, a child has arrived witha the rabbit!

Your little fantasy of another world ends here! Walk!

Your Majesty, the attack has failed.

Your men do a good job, Brian.

Your mom would not be better off if you were dead, Thomas.

Your scalp may burn a bit afterwards, but...

Your son just needs to learn

Your, your parents aren't home, are they?

Yup.

Zeus believes we should evacuate.

1979 Sears mens underwear catalog in your room?

14 Courics. Fourteen?!

A football? That's amazing. I've never heard of one that big.

A snuke? That's right.

A surprise? What is it? It's so fucking awesome.

A what?! A snatch.

Ah, all right then. Come on, guys.

Ahh, don't you think that's No, no! You don't ask me questions.

All right, Bebe, let's see the list. What?

All right, hit it. Let's hope to Christ this works.

All right! All right!

All right! Yeah.

All right. It's a picture of me. Yes?

And eat their flesh! First, we should **** them!

And I'd like to be your manager. Wow, really?

And the vowel? An "O", please.

and then this guy... You caught the leprechaun?

And then Token and then me. I'm number two? Wow!

And what I think that Eric Cartman?

Anything, Steven? No.

are gonna pour out. Allah!

Are we on a secure line? Huh? Who?

Are you feeling better? Yeah, I'm totally fine now.

Are you playing Heroin Hero? Just, just a little.

Are you ready? Yes, sir!

Are you talking to me? No. Cocknose!

Aw man, I've got H O R S now. Okay, my turn.

Aw, shit. Aw, shit!

Aye. Opposed?

Brian, get out of there! What What are you?

But But this is real. Real guitars are for old people.

But I'm not gonna do the Take a seat, right over there.

But that means... That's right.

But then, does it still count? Oh, no!

but we never... That was sarcasm!

But, it's only 6:30. Yeah, and I'm exhausted.

Butters is staying over tonight? Yes.

Butters! Hey Dad!

Butters! What are you doing?! I'm getting a surprise!

Butters. Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!

Butters. Hey, Eric.

Butters. Yeah, Kyle?

Butthole! Titties! Balls! That doesn't seem likely.

C'mon, buddy! C'mon, buddy! Clear.

Cartman, lay off! You're next to last. So? I'm hotter than Kyle.

Castle Sunshine? Through the Gumdrop Forest.

Change? Change?

Change? No!

Change? Spare some change?

Change? Change sir? You got some change?

Chris Hansen! Dateline?

Come on, Butters, time to get up. Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!

Crap! We're dead.

Dad, are you all right? Yeah, I'm...

Dad! You've gotta help me! Hang on, I'm taking a crap.

Do we have that phone trace? The call is going through now, sir.

Do you know who I am? Abraham Lincoln?

Don't have any change. Change!

Don't put this all on me, Kyle! Oh my God, this is so awesome.

Dude, do you really have to do it? Let's just get this over with!

Dude, I don't get it. I don't get it either.

Dude! How did you do that, Butters? Well, I just used my imagination.

Dude. Oh my God.

Dude... Fuh Fuck me, it's a leprechaun.

Eric, be quiet. No, no, it's okay.

Except for us. Right, except for you.

Excuse me, who's in charge here? I am!

Flush the toilet for Christ's sake! Come on! That's pretty impressive.

Form a verbal missile of hate. Yeah, that's right.

Gee, thanks a lot, Dad. You're welcome.

Get me sauce. Hey, Randy! Good luck!

Get them outta there! What?

Give it back, Kyle! I don't have it!

Go away, I don't have any change. Are you the head of Homeless Studies?

Go on, we have work to do here. What?

Go Stan! All right, Stan, you've got it, man!

Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X Box! Hang on, I almost caught the dragon.

Good for them! You go, girls!

Got any change? No, sorry.

Gracias! Gracias!

Grandpa's in it too? Of course.

Half man, half bear! And half pig!

Hang on a second here. How come uh, I can't see?

happy Easter. Happy Easter, Jesus.

Has he been checked for bombs? Eric, that's enough!

Have a seat. No, I'm just gonna go

Have you ever heard of Heroin Hero? He Heroin Hero?

He can't control what he says. Oh...

He did? Well, this is bullcrap!

He looks like a guy. Look more closelier.

He's burning down the school. What?

He's the record. Yes.

Heh heh hey, look at you! Hey everybody

Hello, fatso! Hello, fatso!

Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. Oh boy...

Hey Bill. Evenin' Marcus.

Hey Stan! Stan, look at this. Randy!

Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now! I'm not done yet.

Hey, guys! Goodbye, Butters.

Hey, guys! Hey, Randy.

Hey, he's here. What? Move aside, move aside!

Hey, Patty. Wassup, Janet?

Hey, what's going on? Hey, Clyde.

Hey, what's going on? Oh, not much, just hanging around

Hey! Donner, take over that station.

Hey. Hi, Clyde.

Hi, Butters. Hello. Hi. Hello, Butters.

Hi, Grandpa. I'm proud of ya, Billy.

Hi, Linda. Hi, Kate. Hey, Allison.

Hold on, fellas! Butters!

Holy shit, dude! Over here!

Hope? Hope for a... chance at tomorrow?

How come you're playing here now? Look, just go ahead and play, alright?

How? Fire at will!

I can do this all day. I don't know anything about a

I don't know. I just need to explain things.

I don't see it. Look closelier.

I don't understand the difference. I know you don't. Get him out of here!

I got one. You got any change?

I got one. I got him. Hey there.

I had a feeling it would be. Wait! Stop!

I knew it! There aren't really brownies!

I see. Yes.

I thought I was the only one. Me too.

I understand, comrade. Prepare yourself.

I wanna go too. Not a chance.

I would need a lot of help. That's what we're here for.

I'm Butters What's a "Butters"?

I'm not doin' the show. Go ahead and take a seat.

I'm not doing it, fatass! Doing what?

I'm not leaving my husband. Yeah, I'll take my chances here.

I'm not like them. Not yet. It's only a matter of time.

I'm sorry. You're starry?

I've called your father in for a talk. Oh no, my dad?

Imaginaa a.. Imagina a..

In her snatch, sir. What?!

Is it better than ours? Your what?

Is that a lace across the top? No, it's a little strap.

Is that where you were? No!

It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. For the love of God!

It said he took it in 1960. So?

It was Kenny, wasn't it? I wanna know who it was, too.

It was me. What?

It's coming from sector two! Sector two?

Jesus! Jesus!

Jump them? I jump the homeless professionally.

Just bread... Really?

Kike. Don't push me, asshole!

Kill him! What?!

Kiss it. Huh?

Kyle, this is Superman. Hi, Superman.

Kyle, what are you doing? I went online posing as a boy

Kyle! Fellas! Where'd you come from?

Kyle! Kyle, don't! Don't try and stop me, Stan!

Kyle? Surprise, fatass!

Leprechauns are imaginary! Well, of course they are.

Let me have time with him. What are you going to do?

Like it. That's like recycling.

Like what? Don't lie to me, Butters!

Like what? Like...

Look what your old man made. No way!

Looks like you're never gonna change. No. I like being bi curious.

Mark Fuhrman. Who?

Maybe. Maybe?

Me too. Change? Change?

Mom, she's lying! She said she was sure, Eric.

My God... It must be over a hundred Courics!

****** guy, ****** guy. ****** guy, ****** guy.

No way! For reals?

No way. Yes way! Check it out!

No, I beat you! You totally saved my ass, Kyle.

No, no, he's my lead. You're not going alone.

No, no, it was a stupid mistake! Doesn't matter. You're gay now.

No, poppa. No, poppa. There there, my little crap.

No! Up yours, fatboy! Kyle, please! I'm sorry!

No. Randy, we want you to join us.

No. We can't be. Face it, we're gonnna starve!

Not anymore you're not. Oh, snap.

not playing because you were sick. I have been sick!

Now you get it, Stan. Yeah, I totally don't get it.

Nuh uh. Yeah huh!

Oh crap. Take 'em down!

Oh God. Here we go again. All men care about is sex.

Oh hey, Dad. What's he done now?!

Oh my God, she got a scent! What?

Oh my God, those are amazing. Right?

Oh my God! Would you boys like to meet him?

Oh, for the love of God, Randy! Sharon, this is important.

Oh, hamburguers! Allah!

Oh, maybe we're gonna be okay. Ask her what's happening.

Oh, thank you, Eric. Thank you. Big nosed kike!

Oh, that's a good one. Good idea. I like it.

Oh, that's a good one. Nice one, Randy.

Okay. Sure, okay.

One! Leave me alone!

Our imagination? How?

Poor kid. Yeah.

Prepare for launch. Sir, we have a security breach!

Randy Marsh! Aw, crap!

Randy, this is ridiculous. Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!

Randy, you can't just Sit down!

Randy? Yeah.

Really? What can I do, Father?

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yes.

Really? That'd be sweet. I think you could.

Russian? Yeah, this guy, Vladimir Stolfsky.

Say I'm not number two! You're not number two!

Say Uncle! Uncle!

She was a lucky woman to have you. Luck had nothin' to do with it.

She's gonna kill us? It's too late, Bebe.

Shitballs! Good morning, Eric.

Shut up! You shut up!

Shut your fucking mouth! Mr. Nelson!

Si. Si. Yes.

Sir, we have a security breach! What?

So then maybe you're wrong. Nope, I'm not wrong.

So who do they say is the cutest? I don't know.

So why do you care what happens? Because I...

So you boys like this music, huh? Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero.

So, how was it? How was what?

Sock bath! Yeah. Sock bath!

Somebody in this class? Uh, yes.

Somebody might have lice? Ewww!

Spare any change, sir? No! Fuck off!

Spare some change? I just gave you change!

Spare some change? No, sorry, I don't have any change.

Spare some of that change, sir? But now watch.

Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis. 'Sup?

Stan Marsh? Yeah?

Stan, what is going on? It was about shoes, Kyle.

Stan, what is the matter with you? I just wanna play alone, alright?

Stop cheating, Craig! How was that cheating?

Stop it! Really! You can make it stop!

Stop that nuke! Stop that nuke!

Stupid shit! Score!

Sure, okay. All right!

Sure. Okay, yeah.

Take a seat, right over there. Suck it! Asshole licker dickfart!

Take him to be tortured! Tortured, huh, but Bill...

Take it back! Take it back! I take it back!

Tampon! Tampon dickshit! Will you knock it off already?

Thank you, Mr. Broflovski. What was the agreement?

Thank you. Oh no.

That isn't funny. Yes, it is!

That sounds like a good idea. Whoa, boy! Camp!

That was a sweet idea, Kyle. Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!

That's funny. What?

That's good, just like that. Hey!

That's great, Randy! Can Can I see it?

That's no problem. Yup, we can do that.

That's outrageous! On whose orders? On order of the Secretary of Defense!

That's pretty cool. Let's see... Cock!

That's us. Hey, hey!

The British? Loyalist Red Coats!

The Chosen One? Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key.

The evil characters are here. Defend Castle Sunshine.

The Germans again? Before that!

The Germans? Before that.

The hell are you doing back here? Listen, you don't have to do this!

The little squirrel talks. Aww!

The power went out! Well, so then what time is it?

The Russians? Before that.

Then stop being mad. No!

Then the day is lost. Wait! Aslan, look!

There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. No! Man bear pig has to die!

They did it! Oh my sweet J Jesus!

They found me! Boys, get out of here!

They found us! Protect Snowball!

They're gonna do it! What?

They're leading them away! We're gonna be all right!

This is fucking retarded! Hah, getting nervous, Kyle?

This is um... Thad Jarvis. 'Sup?

This isn't happening! All right, all right, fine!

Though my eyes could see I Dad? Dad! What are you doing?

Tourette's Syndrome? It's a neurological disorder.

Trabajo? Yes.

Travis! Kelly! Hang on!

Uh oh, looks like you've got 'em. What?

Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh. Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.

Wait a minute. This ain't no house. What are you doing?

Wait, I didn't do anything wrong. You can explain all that downtown.

Wait, I'm not grounded. Oh yes, you are!

Wait! I wanna see what happens here! You signed an agreement, kid.

We can't let this happen. It will be the end of Imaginationland.

We got it! We got it! We got the list from the girls!

We had a deal, Kyle! Yeah, that leprechauns were real!

We had a deal, Kyle. Just get out of here!

We have to get out of here! What it, it's just rain.

we might Yes.

We promise. We swear it, on the cross.

We spoke before about the Yes, Mr. Thompson?

We're fixing your confusion! There you are, Butters!

We're not? No!

We've got another one, room 22. Oh, darn it!

Welcome to our class, Bahir. Thank you.

well go right ahead, Kyle. Whatever.

Well I like you too, Bradley. You do?

Well then, what about Buddha? Well of course, he's imaginary!

Well, good for you, Butters. Way to go, champ.

Well, I short of had an idea. Please, Mr. Valmor.

Well, in her... In her what?

Well, we've just arrived in your town. Why? Did you find something?

Well, what do you think? I like it. That's these boys playing?

Well, what food have you been eating? P.F. Chang's, mostly. Good stuff.

Well, yeah! You like like me?

Well, yeah. You just don't get it, Stan.

Wendy. Could I talk to you? Of course, Stan.

What am I supposed to do? Don't you get it?

What am I supposed to do? Dude, you have to stall them!

What are you doin' here? I'm just bein' stupid, I guess.

What are you doing here? Please, it won't take long.

What are you doing? We need Santa! I'm trying!

What are you talking about? You can say it, Sharon!

What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.

What did you say? Nothing...

What do we do now? We aren't out of this yet!

What do you mean? I mean, that if

What do you mean? Call the girls in. I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy!

What do you see, Brian? It's dark. Cold.

What do you want? What do we want?

What imaginary character are you? The Lollipop King?

What is it in regard to? The history of Easter.

What is it? It's like a...

What is that? It's my balls!

What is this place? This is Imaginationland.

What is this place? This... is Imaginationland.

What powers? I don't understand. You are real. You are a Creator.

What the hell is it?! Well it's okay, we're safe up here!

What was his point? I have no idea.

What was that? Over here.

what year the war started? Wait, wait, whoa whoa.

What, you mean it? I think we can do it, Stan.

What? I knew it!

What? I'm sorry, Sharon.

What? Stab me with this.

What? There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert.

What? No, I'm sick. Get online.

What? What happened? You did it, kid!

What? Why? Get online now!

What? You do? How? Call the fire department.

What's bi curious? You are.

What's going on, Stan? Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.

What's it doing? It's dying.

What's the Barrier? The wall!

What's the matter? I think, I think I like you.

What's your problem, kid? Oh, I'm sorry.

Where am I supposed to go? Just get out of here!

Where is the detonator! The what?

Where is the detonator? What detonator are you ta

Where is your son? She doesn't know either.

Where was he? What was he doing? All right I've had enough!

Where's the intel from? We just read it on Drudge Report.

Where's what? You know goddamn well what!

Who are you talking about? My cousin.

Who cares about saying whatever you Of course, if you want to be

Who do they say is the ugliest? I don't know. It's like a girl thing.

Who is Butters? Butters.

Who is that? What's going on? What the hell is going on?

Who said that? I did.

Who the hell are you? Still not convinced, eh?

Who the hell are you? That kid you have made a bet...

Why are they turning? What are they doing?

Why don't you have a seat? No, I just need to get home.

Why don't you take a seat? No, I don't wanna take a seat.

Why not? My grandma just died.

Why would she do that? Right after the list was made,

Why would you tell anybody? Because it's really, really funny.

Wow. Cool. No way.

Yay! Yea!

Yeah dude, that's almost impossible. That was real cool, kids.

Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. So it'd be all right.

Yeah, we did. Well, I'm impressed.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! How'd you know? Dude! I had the same dream.

Yeah? Kyle, are you on your computer?

Yeah? This is CIA head Alan Thompson.

Yeah. Are you sure, son?

Yeah. Actually, there is. What?

Yeah. Me neither. All right, fine. I'll do the dumb test.

Yeah. You have to stop them, kid. Me?

Yello? Mrs. Garrison,

Yes, over here? A midget?

Yes! Yes, yes!

Yes? Yes, Bono.

Yes. We all can work, si.

You are the new world's champion! Really?

You can't! No, wait.

You figured that out, huh? That's right.

You got any change, sir? No, I don't have any change.

You heard about that? Heard about it?

You must be patient. Just take me home!

You must believe in Santa! Believe in Santa! Right now!

You ready? Yeah!

You ready? Yeah.

You said, "Hand over the bunny." No!

You signed an agreement, Kyle! I don't care if I signed an agreement!

You want me to kiss your That's right, apologize.

You were sucking somebody's penis. No, no, I was not!

You will tell me where your son is! He should be at school!

You would? Could I just like...

You're doing great, Ms. Clinton. Do they know how long, Brian?

Zap 'em again. Do it! Charging...

...In my Easter Bonnet, with all the frills upon it,

...there was gonna be a

'Cause I've got a golden ticket!

'Cause it turns out the kid we're after is my son.

"Bahir Hakeem."

"Cartman Sucks"

"D Yikes"

"Fantastic Easter Special"

"Guitar Queer O"

"Hello, fatso."

"Hey, ****** guy, ****** guy. Hey, ****** guy, stop!"

"Imaginationland (Part 1)"

"Imaginationland (Part 2)"

"Imaginationland (Part 3)"

"Le Petit Tourette"

"Lice Capades"

"More Crap"

"****** guy?"

"Night of the Living Homeless"

"The List"

"The Snuke"

"Through the Imagination Doorway."

"With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"

"You told me to kill the damn cockroach,

[ SONG: Down With The Sickness BAND: Disturbed ]

South Park - Season 11
South Park - Season 11, a television show created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, aired in the year 2007. Known for its bold and controversial humor, this Emmy Award-winning animated series once again pushed boundaries and delivered hilarious and satirical social commentary. The main cast of South Park includes a group of foul-mouthed fourth-grade boys: Stan Marsh, voiced by Trey Parker; Kyle Broflovski, often the moral compass of the group, voiced by Matt Stone; the crude and mischievous Eric Cartman, also voiced by Trey Parker; and Kenny McCormick, whose muffled voice and constant deaths have become iconic, voiced by Matt Stone. The talented voice actors bring these characters to life, adding a unique flavor to the show's irreverent comedy. In Season 11, South Park continued to tackle various hot-button topics, albeit with its signature blend of humor and social satire. The season started off with an episode titled "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson." In this episode, Randy Marsh, Stan's father, uses a racial slur on live television, prompting Stan to apologize to Jesse Jackson himself. The clever writing and the show's ability to address sensitive issues while shedding light on the absurdity of societal norms made this episode memorable. Another standout episode from Season 11 is "Imaginationland." In this three-part story arc, South Park delves into a world where all the fictional characters ever created reside. The boys are tasked with uncovering the truth behind a terrorist attack on this fantastical realm. "Imaginationland" showcases the show's knack for creating intricate storylines while poking fun at popular culture icons. Other notable episodes from this season include "Le Petit Tourette," where Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome, leading to hilarious and uncomfortable situations, and "Guitar Queer-O," which hilariously parodies the popular music game 'Guitar Hero.' The creative genius of Trey Parker and Matt Stone shines throughout the entirety of South Park - Season 11. The show's writing continues to impress with its ability to make audiences both laugh out loud and engage in thought-provoking discussions. Fortunately, fans of South Park can relive the hilarity and social commentary of Season 11 by playing and downloading these sounds. The show's iconic sound effects, character catchphrases, and memorable musical moments can be enjoyed time and time again. Whether it's the sound of Cartman shouting "respeck mah authoritah!" or the epic musical number from "Le Petit Tourette," this collection captures the essence of South Park's 11th season. By offering the ability to play and download these sounds, fans can immerse themselves in the world of South Park at their convenience. Whether it's for a quick laugh, sharing with friends, or even incorporating these sounds into their own creative projects, the possibilities are endless. In conclusion, South Park - Season 11 pushed boundaries and showcased the brilliance of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's unique humor and social commentary. The show's phenomenal cast and talented voice actors brought the characters to life, making them instantly recognizable and beloved by fans worldwide. With its unforgettable episodes and legendary moments, this Emmy Award-winning season continues to entertain audiences. Play and download these sounds to relive the magic of South Park - Season 11.
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