Childrens Hospital (2008) - Season 6 Edit

A better head surgeon than any of my fellow doctors.

A hole.

A real roller coaster of events.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Come on, man!

After you.

Ah, got it again. Let me help you, sweetie.

Ahh.

All right, listen up, you screw heads!

Always reports for duty.

And a bag of chips! Yum!

And as for me, I mean,

And cat. She's gonna be a mother.

And I know what you're thinking,

And I know what you're thinking.

And Owen could not be the one

And she said she's only free at 1:00 P.M. today,

And that includes the people who work for me.

And that's why I'd make a good head surgeon.

And the lives of everyone in it,

And they think it's you.

And you can bet I treat that job lady right.

As long as his dick,

As theirs or this guy's dick

Attention, staff,

Because I say a lot of things.

Blake downs.

But his desire for this position

But I can assure you that Cat Black

But I can't pretend to think that I'd make

But I want to assure you guys

But since she quit drinking,

But that's kind of a load of horse shit, huh?

But you guys are clowns with the, like, "argh!"

But... but... but... but... but there's not a lot of time.

Bye bye.

Cat Black. 1:00.

Cat's a no show, huh, Val?

Different kind of fun!

Different kind of kicks!

Does he mean, like, is there something I always say?

Far outweighs his uncontrollable rage.

Fired. Fired.

Forget it. I should have said Jeff Dunham.

Fun that doesn't involve kicking!

Get your kicks in now because I'm through being...

Get your stuff and get out before I call the cops.

Give it another try.

Go o o o o od!

Go to sleep, Val.

Go, go, go, go.

He's a puppeteer in "Pinocchio."

Head surgeon.

Her vagina's all messed up.

Here, here, here. Let me help you. Here you go.

Here.

Here's the problem. Got to open the door.

Hey.

Hi, sorry, I was just a little worried about...

Hi, yeah. Are you Cat Black's gynecologist?

How would you like that, babe?

I also like your face.

I don't even wear a dress.

I feel like Gepetto right now.

I get that kind of humor. But every day?

I got it.

I mean, I'm a clown with the eughh and the eughh,

I mean, that's what they say,

I meant, "have your fun now."

I noticed you like potato chips.

I want to fire you.

I want to play chess with these guys.

I want to see your reflection in it.

I will hold no grudges, and I will have no favorites.

I wish I had a story half as interesting

I'm calling from a lab that just ran her latest tests.

I'm married to my job, I guess.

I'm not a clown.

I'm saying things right now, right?

I've never been treated worse than I'm treated here.

Interviews for the head surgeon are today,

Is everybody getting kicked today, or is it just me?

It's like I have a sign on my...

Just here to make this hospital a better place.

Let me get it for you.

Let me get that for you

Let the games begin.

Let's see who's really the clown.

Like a tiny pink baby rat.

Like I'm some kind of clown.

Look, a cobra in the locker is fun every once in a while, sure.

Maybe he's setting a "what do you say?" trap

Maybe it's some kind of game.

Me, too.

Mm.

Nananana, shh.

No more words.

No problem.

No! Stop kicking!

Now is the time. That is all.

Now you got it. Go ahead.

Nurse Missy.

Oh, dear.

Oh, glue is what the hell is that.

Oh, god! I didn't mean literal kicking!

Oh, hey, Bobby! Wait up.

Oh, hey, hey.

Oh, hey, Paul, I wanted to, um...

Oh, hey, what's up, Danny?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh! Stop kicking me!

Oh.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Okay.

Okay. There you go. You got it. There you go.

On the head surgeon position?

Or something?!

Or what's on my mind this morning?

Ow!

Owen, Owen, Owen, before you go in there,

Owen's turn.

Poor, poor soul.

Put a little effort into it.

Read.

She'll have to run off to gynecological appointments."

She's all of that...

She's beautiful.

She's left a trail of successes behind her as long as his dick.

She's perfect

She's so smiley

So if you need to take revenge on anyone,

So just tell her that's all you can do.

So the more desperate you seem, the better.

So you should clear your name right at the top.

So, where are you guys standing

So, you're all fired

Sure, he has a history of trashing rooms

Sure, Val used to be a raging alcoholic,

Ta da!

Thank you.

That he'll spring later. Oh.

That my priority is to this hospital

That's it

They're so cute when they're kids.

Tickle, tickle.

To perform the duties of head surgeon.

Uh...

Uh... Eh...

Uh... Eh...

Unh.

Val, you got a little spittle on your upper lip.

Wait. Wait.

Weird.

Well, you know what they say... alcoholism's a disease, right?

Well...

What are you doing? No, no, no, no! I didn't mean...

What do I say?

What do you say, Blake?

What does he mean, what do I say?

What the hell are...

What the hell is that?

What, is today some kind of kicking based holiday

What? What do I say?

When you're asleep.

Who put the cobra in my locker?

Who trashed this room today.

Who would just run up and kick a person

Whoa, what a day, huh? Don't you guys think?

Why are you always picking on me, huh?

Why don't you polish that sign for a while?

Without being told to somehow?

Wow.

Yeah, oh... oops. One more try. One more try.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that should be enough.

Yeah, what you're talking about that I am, you are.

Yeah.

Yo, come on! Stop!

You almost look innocent, you know?

You are so fired!

You got my sack!

You got to see her right away.

You know, you don't look so much like an evil whore

You look drunk.

You should know that someone trashed this room today,

You'll regret this.

You're fired.

You're ugly because god hates you

You're up, Val! Better get in there!

You're up, Val. Better get in there.

You're welcome.

Your breath is terrible.

12:45.

"Dear Missy,"

"See you around. Blake."

"Surely, she won't be able