Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Edit

A 14 year old's too old to be baby sat, and it's not fair on her.

A beer hat! See? It's got cup holders and a straw that goes directly into your mouth.

A big guy? Hammer? I think I noticed him.

A block of time every day to just focus on my new slayer training.

A blow for blow description you can map out and memorise?

A book.

A brain tumour. But she had an operation, and she's fine now. She... she's been fine.

A car. It hitched a ride, probably underneath

A cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex god like you.

A child of darkness that feeds on life itself,

A crazy Hell god? And the fun just keeps on leavin'.

A crumb. The barest smidgen.

A curse on all witches. All must die.

A date with the Slayer?

A demon

A demon has taken my life from me and he's living it better than I do.

A demon tribe is taking apart missionaries in the rainforest down there.

A distant memory.

A fella could get used to this.

A fella's gotta try, though. Gotta do what he can.

A flying broomstick or something.

A foot, maybe. A dead foot, which is bad, OK.

A free market dependent on the exchange of goods for currency.

A girl like Buffy's got just so many friends. All I gotta do is rip through 'em one by one,

A girl needs more luck than that.

A girlfriend.

A good Sunnydale rule of thumb: avoid white skinned men in capes.

A guide, but no food or water? So it leads me to the sacred place,

A guy like you should think about going electric. Seriously.

A happy memory, pretty Spike.

A high level.

A huge flaming meteor about to crash into something.

A hundred years, she never stopped surprising me.

A Key in human form, perhaps?

A little spell.

A little walk, a little talk...

A little.

A lot of people don't understand that. Pain.

A lot of weapons for somebody you weren't sweating.

A lot of young people are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip that in the bud.

A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength,

A mental patient. They released him today.

A miraculous love.

A montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing,

A newborn male, created as her prison.

A part of everyday humanity.

A person needs to respect a man...

A promotion? But I...

A pulseless, impure, follicly fried vampire.

A robot? Was it Ted? Cos I always said there could've been more than one of him.

A shadow. I've got a shadow

A shiny disc that stuns and disorients.

A slayer must always reach for her weapon.

A slayer? Oh, God, please don't tell me I was fighting a vampire slayer!

A spell like this could be really dangerous for Buffy. And you.

A spell to see spells. A trance to see spells, actually, but you get the idea. Try that.

A spot of violence before bedtime.

A spot of violence before bedtime.

A sudden haemorrhaging from a ruptured arterial vessel near the...

A system of symbiotic beauty, apparently lost on these old people.

A truck hit her

A unicorn. Ten inch ceramic unicorn imported from Thailand.

A very short, annoying man.

A Warren Meers. He went to Sunnydale High with us for a semester,

A whole flock of hobbits just grabbed Spike. They're taking him to Glory.

About 40 metres past the overpass construction site

About the legend of Vlad the Impaler on the Internet and I'll check the library.

About where I come from. About the other slayers.

About where I come from. About the other slayers.

Absolutely she will

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.

Accelerated healing powers come with the slayer package.

Accept it. I'm a god, stupid.

Accept my offering.

According to everyone who isn't me, it was kind of gradual.

According to them.

Actually trying to help you.

Actually, a lot.

Actually, he does mind. This is supposed to be quality watcher/slayer time.

Actually, he's gunning for Buffy. But I'm out to find him before he gets another shot at her.

Actually, I have a little Scooby centric deal to deal with first.

Actually, I have something that I'd like to talk to you about, too

Actually, I was more thinking "Bat!"

Actually, I'm looking for you.

Actually, I'm looking for you. Here. Again.

Actually, I'm not sure when. The days seem to all bleed together.

Actually, I've got some stuff to take care of.

Actually, it's not that hard. Your natural state is to be together

Actually, my research backs Riley up. Drac isn't the lay low type.

Actually, sir, the bleeding is quite a slow process to give the portal time to...

Actually, these are orthopaedic pants.

Actually, you're talking quite a lot, just not about the right things.

Adorable.

After all this time. After breaking my sweet boo boo's heart.

After hours hanky panky in the training room, huh?

After that, I was obsessed.

After you smite a few of 'em you start going "My goodness, young lady."

After.

Again, not so much. In fact, none.

Again? Right away again?

Agent Goodman, Agent Brown.

Agility, clarity, stamina and strength.

Ah, Mort. I trust you made our guest comfortable?

Ah, yes, because your good mood is both obvious and contagious.

Aim for the horsies.

Ain't love grand.

Air like nectar, thick as onyx.

Ale.

Ale. Yes

All about you, baby.

All because William the Bloody likes the attention.

All dark. All dark.

All dark. For ever.

All he has to do is turn over that squirming slayer girl. I have business to do with her.

All I gotta do is bleed you dry, the portal opens up, and I can go home.

All I see is the Slayer.

All I want is the Key.

All in your head.

All my classes, actually.

All mythic and defender y.

All number of beasties between here and there.

All of a sudden everybody wants to be a part of the inner circle

All of it.

All out fight in a mob, back against the wall, nothing but fists and fangs?

All patched up.

All patched up.

All praying, no slaying.

All pushing at our reality, trying to find a way in.

All right then, but you're leaving against my recommendation.

All right then. Joyce, you take care.

All right, but I'm not even sure she's, you know, really in there

All right, fellas. Today we've got blues, greens and...

All right, I'll move on.

All right, then.

All right, you're right. It's cool.

All right.

All right. Dawn, to keep you busy.

All right. First we head back to Sunnydale

All right. Nobody goes home, nobody tells anybody we're leaving.

All right. Once again, nice work, minionators.

All right. Switch. Left lead.

All right. This...

All right. Willow, you and Tara find out everything you can

All right. You're all on my list

All righty. Half an omelette coming up.

All spells leave a trace signature. It's just not perceptible to the human eye.

All that is certain is that its power is absolute.

All the extra programming, right?

All the extra programming: real world knowledge, the profiles on family and friends.

All the light's gone.

All these books got spells in 'em? Turn people into frogs, things like that?

All this for a book?

All this, it has a name. It's called guilt.

All those bits and molecules no one's ever seen.

All true?

All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?

All we need do is seize the moment and squeeze until it bleeds.

All we've managed to uncover so far is...

All you need is the Key.

All..

Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

Almost six. I mean, I'm the one who knows him.

Already, you know what I seek.

Already? Cos I had that scheduled for a little later on.

Also frolic, merriment and near death high jinks.

Also smart

Also this statue. Its removal from Burma is a criminal offence,

Also, there's other ways to hurt Xander.

Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk

Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Alternate universes don't stay put.

Although...

Always

Always alone.

Always knew I'd go down fightin'.

Always tell. I can see.

Always.

Am I gonna be able to get through this review?

Am I making myself clear?

Am I real? Am I anything?

Am I right, Giles?

Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Am I wrong? Really, I wanna know.

Am not

An amulet of Cauldis.

An energy matrix vibrating at a dimensional frequency beyond human perception."

An exhaustive examination of your procedures and abilities.

An innocent? The Key?

An, how's about we try being a bit less prejudiced and a bit more inclusive?

An, we talked about the employee employer vocabulary no nos. That was number five.

Ancient demon. Very strong. Last survivor of the Tothric clan.

And what the heck spells to make him really sleepy because... slightly better.

And a kewpie doll for the lady.

And a pesky life or death job that I can't quit or even take a break from.

And a week later leads you to my bleached bones?

And about the both of you, your relationship, whatever you can tell me.

And admire, ladies.

And after the operation, no more pressing.

And after we teach her how to gamble, maybe we can all get drunk.

And alive.

And all I ask is that you try to see me...

And all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out.

And all of this madness will end.

And all over me. Dirty. Dirty.

And also that something'll happen to me.

And also, you know, some of the stars we're looking at

And an adjustable bed to fiddle with. That alone will keep me busy for four hours

And another thing. I just want you to know...

And Anya!

And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.

And anything that happens to Tara...

And anyway, you can't blame me for being critical.

And bash... and...

And besides, isn't this better than using a flashlight like some kind of doofus?

And blood is life.

And Bob Barker is as old as grit.

And broken.

And brought this dashing stranger to tears?

And Buffy would chase me around the house yelling "I'm the Slayer, I'm going to get you."

And Buffy?

And by the way, you do have your own place.

And by the way, you weren't a demon when you turned Olaf into Lord of the Hammers.

And bye.

And Cassiopeia.

And crawl on the inside of your skull.

And Dawn. Little Dawn.

And decided to strike first. A great battle erupted.

And did you? Let him live?

And do what with my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets?

And do you know what mine is singing out right now?

And don't fold the page corners down. Bye!

And don't frighten me like that.

And don't get scared. Maybe Glory doesn't wanna kill you. Maybe it's something...

And don't make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.

And don't spill. OK

And don't think there weren't jokes about that. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say,

And don't write in it, or put a coffee mug down on it or anything.

And Dracula?

And drink deep.

And dust to dust.

And even if I had a crush, he wouldn't notice in a million years. Not with you around.

And every one is a lie.

And every time you do, we become the hunted.

And everybody expects me to know how to do it, because I'm so strong.

And everyone around me suffers and dies

And funny hats, and those candles that don't blow out.

And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now.

And Glory? She never once thinks about me in all this.

And going with the smaller firms that supply the basic components.

And guess what, bitch. I'm not telling you jack

And have her back in here for some follow up testing,

And he asked a question about these antique cameos, and I was so lost,

And he cheated on me and I made him into a troll,

And he got pretty well... quelled

And he got really grumpy. And then Dawn said we were "a cute" triangle.

And he has all of these mental powers to draw them in.

And he just decided to hang out for a while?

And he was right.

And he...

And he's already gone back to wanting me dead.

And he's killed them both.

And here's your specs.

And his socks are all matchy, and...

And how they get born too,

And how you kind of need one so you can have the other.

And I always need bodies.

And I can't do it without you

And I could use a little pick me up. Two birds, one stone, and...

And I could use a little pick me up. Two birds, one stone, and...

And I could use some information regarding your mom's lifestyle and home environment.

And I don't know if she knew.

And I don't make you feel that way?

And I don't really feel like taking a tour of beautiful things I can't have.

And I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead any more.

And I finally figured out why.

And I had... not a dream exactly,

And I haven't been able to figure out what she is or anything about her,

And I haven't really needed to come to you for help.

And I haven't seen big sis galloping in to save you.

And I hear this tiny noise coming from the coal bin.

And I hope that your boyfriend will take good care of you

And I imagined what a relief it would be.

And I just couldn't stand it any more

And I kill 'em. Right quick, the whole lot.

And I know you didn't ask for this, but you do it every day.

And I loved her more than anything.

And I need you healthy.

And I never really liked you anyway. And... you have stupid hair.

And I really like poetry.

And I swear by your full and manly beard, you're gonna break something trying.

And I think I'm hearing voices

And I think there's only so much he can take.

And I think, with your mom and everything,

And I thought I should try to give it to you before you see me dance

And I want to let you. I want you to bite me and devour me until there's no more.

And I was thinking, maybe we can try that spell.

And I wish you'd fall on your head and drown in your own barf, so...

And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven,

And I would grieve. People would feel sorry for me.

And I would like to get to know coffee better.

And I...

And I'd need for you to check her vitals, watch her pretty closely.

And I'll jam this poky wood stick through your heart.

And I'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn.

And I'll kill her

And I'll make you watch when I do.

And I'm dead serious. You breathe a word of this to Buffy,

And I'm doing it so I can stop feeling so...

And I'm gonna slay you!

And I'm gonna tell you the same thing. Give yourself a break.

And I'm like "Whatever."

And I'm not interested in doing that without you around.

And I'm OK.

And I'm sure he'll come over later lookin' for a little... Bible study.

And I'm trusting you boys to get it for me.

And I'm trying.

And I've had some sweet ones.

And if anyone says anything like that to you again, don't listen.

And if Her Splendidness can't be here in time to bleed you...

And if I was cold

And if I'm being crazy, you just tell me, OK?

And if it doesn't work, Giles never even needs to know about it.

And if it works, easier slaying for Buffy. Not that it's hard for her now.

And if it's so deficient that you need to get your kicks elsewhere,

And if she does, it might not be to save you

And if she turns to me for comfort, well, I'm not gonna deny it to her.

And if that means turning my back on evil...

And if there's one thing I've learned from Sergeant Rock, it is in war, there are rules.

And if you are doing magic, I am so telling.

And if you did, you can tell me

And if you don't catch the little thing,

And if you eat Jell O some cow out there is limping with no feet

And if you ever start your own business, you have your slogan right there.

And if you need anything, day or night,

And impossible. He can't be the Key.

And in the moment Glory took Dawn...

And it all comes down to tonight.

And it all ends with you leaving town, and you just got here and everything...

And it makes them feel like nothing's real except for them. That's all it is.

And it sorta... it presses.

And it was fun!

And it would be very confusing.

And it'd be OK if it was just me I had to worry about.

And it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours.

And it's all double. This zit, and this...

And it's going around pretending to be me and it's hypnotising people.

And it's not, you know, the most thrilling social event of the season.

And it's typical. It's typical. It's typical.

And look at you guys. So good and alive and together.

And maybe change your clothes. You know, something more fighty.

And maybe having someone around, even someone you made up, maybe it's easier.

And maybe not.

And maybe that made him act like a total jerk. Maybe Riley reminds me of that friend.

And more cash than I can reasonably manage.

And my robot?

And my teeth are artificial and stuck into my wrinkly mouth with an adhesive.

And needs to walk to get where he's going.

And never told you, cos it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

And no one will explain to me why.

And no, thank you

And now he tells me that he's leaving with some covert military operation at midnight

And now my mom is gone

And now she and you are working on turning Angel into his own bad self again.

And now the government wants to kiss it and make it better.

And now the key is human, is Dawn...

And now there's the whole part where I'm crazy.

And now you wanna unload her, so you and Riley can go out

And now you're gonna age and die.

And now, you see, that's the secret.

And Olaf the troll god's enchanted hammer.

And once again with the sorry

And one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie,

And part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and uncertainty,

And right there, that's where I got my heart all ripped out.

And rip it open, very violent, haul her out of there...

And Ruffles have ridges.

And say what? "What were you thinking? How long have you been lying to me?"

And say... I'm feeling a little...

And see those stars along there?

And see?

And seize control of the Hell she was banished from.

And she said the Lei Ach demon was recruiting his brethren to kill the Slayer!

And she wasn't crazed.

And she won't give it back. I bet you know where she put it.

And she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever."

And she's important. To the world. Precious.

And shield her from stuff that might upset her.

And shield you from it at the same time?

And since I agreed to your little proposition, we can do this my way. Wings.

And slayers to kill.

And slithered away to do badness.

And smell.

And so are you, honey. Aren'tya?

And so it begins.

And so you wanted out for one second. So what?

And some fear.

And some fresh space!

And somehow, when I was in the store, this seemed the most important idea,

And sometimes I think I got the better deal.

And sometimes you're not in trouble.

And sooner or later Glory will re emerge, and make Buffy pay for that mercy.

And Spike wasn't like that.

And Spike, you find Glory. Check her apartment, see if she's still there

And stamina and strength will win the long fight.

And swooped her up,

And that comes only when you plead for it.

And that excites you?

And that somebody promised somebody else that they wouldn't tell anyone?

And that would be what?

And that's actually one of his better compositions.

And that's not enough for you?

And that's the bedroom.

And that's what bugs.

And that's what it's all about.

And that's what this is really about, isn't it?

And the armies of Hell besides and all we need is for one of us

And the Big Pineapple.

And the box is all bent. And, well, you know she'd never touch anything from you anyway.

And the box is all bent. And, well, you know she'd never touch anything from you anyway.

And the boyfriend with combat medical training?

And the danger. The hazards of the underworld can be addictive to some people.

And the glorified bricklayer picks up a spare.

And the jamb needs to be completely repaired.

And the lady just invited you in?

And the library's astronomy section is the home of aboveness. Got it.

And the minute after that I can terrify him with my strength and self involvement

And the only one with a daughter you wanted to shag. I'm touched.

And the only way for that to happen is...

And the second I have something to say no one will listen.

And the second that happens,

And the thing about the dance is, you never get to stop.

And the thing, the Queller, is it still there?

And the world with her.

And the young woman to whom I sold them would have to have had enormous power...

And them.

And then all of a sudden it was all gloom and doom and the outlawing of human triangles.

And then finally call, and see if you wanted to get that coffee, or...

And then I can beat up the cows.

And then I give her to a good family in a nice home,

And then I look at what you are.

And then I remembered that Rupert was here and I felt much, much safer.

And then I'd tell them goodbye.

And then I'd tell them goodbye.

And then it stops with three tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave.

And then it was, like, with him gone, there was just no reason for her to exist any more.

And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh.

And then she just goes "Presto!"

And then the next thing you know he's killing Girondins like it's going out of style.

And then this whole thing with Dracula.

And then what happened? Witches.

And then what?

And then, whoosh! All of a sudden Glory's standing in front of us,

And then, you know, what's the point of any of it? And about the restaurant.

And then, you know, what's the point of any of it? And about the restaurant.

And then...

And there are things in the dark that need to hurtyou because you're bad.

And there may be a mould of some sort...

And there was another one. A weird guy outside the magic shop.

And there you are, my darling, deadly boy.

And there, that's where Anya and I drowned the Sepavro demon

And there's a bunch of coloured wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut,

And there's a floating ball of sunlight.

And there's just way more important stuff going on.

And there's nothing in any of these books to help me understand why.

And there's nothing we can do about it. I'm in your life. You can't just shut me out...

And there's so much to do to get the gallery ready

And these are my friends

And these dates look pretty close.

And they all seem to want things.

And they brought a crusade.

And they don't leave corpses behind so they don't get hunted.

And they say, even if there is something, it's still very early if they didn't see it before.

And they were all saluting backwards and invading all willy nilly.

And they will, you know. Doesn't matter how innocent you act.

And they're, like, discovering this America shaped continent.

And this has got you, what, all nostalgic now, has it?

And this time

And this time it's even worse.

And this weird little hair that grows in the wrong way.

And those little legs? They wouldn't be much good without one of those.

And took her to the pound.

And twice she's kicked my ass without even tensing a muscle.

And we can get through it together.

And we commit her body to the ground.

And we could have a calm talk and something to eat?

And we just keep comin'. But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand,

And we thought, what if we could make simulated sunlight?

And we'll be asking for first, last, security and a small cleaning deposit.

And we'll be ready for ya! Stakes, crosses, the whole enchilada.

And we'll do whatever it takes to protect her.

And we'll stay in touch. You can always call me whenever you like.

And what did I tell you? That's thrall.

And what do you think he was begging for?

And what does a person have to do to make it right? Watch it, mate.

And what if I can't?

And what's more, I believe you're standing right in front of the very thing we need.

And when I came out of the tunnel, Spike was gone. I need to find him.

And when I walk into a room all eyes turn to me,

And when I was Faith, they almost killed me again.

And when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

And when she returns, then you're gonna see somethin'.

And when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs.

And where'd you get that accent? Sesame Street?

And where's my vampire?

And who are you gonna get on such short notice?

And who are you, darlin'?

And who knows how many people have traipsed through here.

And why would I share that with the Most Unstable One?

And Willow likes you too, but not in a sexy way, cos she's gay.

And Willow, you and Tara could do a protection spell at Buffy's house,

And within you, there is the core of your being.

And Xander's crying and not talking. And I was having fruit punch. And I thought...

And yes.

And yet you are as aggravating and emasculating as ever you were.

And you are just the darlingest thing I ever did see in my life

And you can say goodbye to this.

And you can't kill each other. Well, you could, but it would be really bad.

And you can't promise you'll be with me when I'm wrinkly

And you didn't think about Anya till just now?

And you forgot what it was?

And you have people to help you. You don't have to do this alone.

And you have something to tell me?

And you haven't done much construction work before this?

And you know she's going around telling everybody. She's probably just...

And you know you won't have to go through with it cos the world's gonna end.

And you know, if the noise and the crawling would stop,

And you let Buffy go after her? Alone?

And you shall be the one to choose

And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer.

And you think it's romantic and sexy,

And you think that I don't feel the same way about you?

And you were great, helping me with everything.

And you will have eternity to discover yourself.

And you wouldn't be doing that if you weren't trying to show me something.

And you, you are my little pumpkin belly.

And you?

And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums?

And you're not just dealing with two little girls.

And you're not shuttin' me down.

And you're registered as practising witches under the names as you gave them to me?

And you're so much more a grown up than me.

And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy,

And you've never once wanted to know what it is that we fight for?

And your clothes are gonna reek.

And yours truly, being somewhat other than human, stands immune.

And, of course, Kirstie's gotta turn everything into a story.

And, secondly, they never claimed to exist in the first place.

And, Spike, this thing. Get over it.

And, well, hilarity ensued.

And, well, *******.

And, yeah, the crazy man was a little, you know, crazy, but it's OK.

And, you know I don't... Iove the idea of you patrolling alone.

And...

And...

Angel made her cry a lot?

Angel's different. He has a soul.

Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid.

Animals or thieves?

Anoint this thing now.

Another bust

Another day, another demon.

Another run in with her, and headaches and nosebleeds will be the least of our problems.

Any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?

Any luck?

Any luck? Have you found the Dagon Sphere?

Any second now you'll make me smoke tobacco and have drugs

Any special treatment at this stage will undermine Dawn's sense of normality.

Anya

Anya and Xander are in trouble?

Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins. 20 years old. Born on the fourth of July.

Anya figured out what the demon lady's up to.

Anya, ever the wordsmith.

Anya, get out of the way.

Anya, Giles would be totally fine with this. Come on, it'll be fun.

Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.

Anya, I see you've joined the not sling wearing crowd.

Anya, it's me.

Anya, just go. You don't have to talk to him.

Anya, stay here in case she shows up.

Anya, stay here in case she shows up.

Anya, the Shopkeepers' Union of America called.

Anya, whatever really has you mad, why don't you just say it,

Anya, will you mind the store?

Anya, Xander, why don't you check the docks.

Anya, you can back off a little. You get paid. Willow's doin' this on her own time.

Anya, you didn't see me today, did you?

Anya, you there?

Anya, you trying to use the hotplate again?

Anya, you wanna marry me?

Anya!

Anya? An?

Anya? An?

Anya.

Anya.

Anya.

Anya. Please.

Anya's gonna be OK and Xander wasn't mad at me. So stuff. mostly worked out.

Anyanka is very difficult to live with,

Anyanka or the witch. One of your women must die

Anybody ever told Team You the quarterback throws like a girl?

Anybody home?

Anyone can tell you that. Of course. Of course, of course.

Anything could have happened to her.

Anything goes wrong, the only way to reverse the spell

Anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her.

Anything that goes unnamed is usually an object of deep worship or great fear.

Anything? Will you?

Anyway, about coffee.

Anyway, I fell in love with Katrina.

Anyway, I know you're feeling all betrayed by him, not me.

Anyway, I took the money from working for Giles, and I tripled it.

Anyway, I want eggs.

Anyway, I was feeling kind of... What's the medical term? Crappy.

Anyway, I'm feeling really good about this new plan, people. I think it's a winner.

Anyway, the books you brought me to help with the plan?

Anyway, their high priest Khul had great mystic powers.

Apart from Willow's headaches and Spike's cameo appearance.

Appalling. Almost as if they no longer think money can buy happiness.

Apparently not. Don't worry, Will, you still wear the smarty pants in the family.

Apparently we'd be riskin' a tragic chain reaction, but I just really like coffee.

Apparently, he got recruited by some big nether wig and now he's on a mission.

April, I made a mistake.

April, I want you to put the girl down.

April, what did you do?

April!

April! April, are you there?

April. Fine. Listen up, April.

Are all these magic books?

Are they sure this was... natural? I mean, Glory.

Are we gonna be in the room with the dead body?

Are we just gonna come back here?

Are we not being covert enough?

Are you afraid I will bite you?

Are you giving Buffy a birthday present?

Are you going out?

Are you going to tell her?

Are you gonna be OK? Cos I should really go check on my mom

Are you happy now?

Are you here?

Are you insane? This could be neurological damage.

Are you lying to me?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK? Did she hurt you?

Are you ready to meet your new baby sister?

Are you saying that the Slayer needs that level of help from you often?

Are you saying...? Are you in love with her?

Are you sure they're English? I thought they were gentler than normal people.

Are you sure this isn't just your way of trying to make me feel less...

Are you sure we're ready for that?

Are you sure you know how to do this?

Are you sure you're feeling OK? You seem a little out of it.

Are you sure... that there wasn't a lot of pain?

Are you talking about the man in the hospital?

Are you talking to me hoping I'll get so depressed I'll impale myself on a fork?

Aren't I responsible? Something about me had to make him feel that, right?

Aren't we supposed to have a meeting?

Arise

Arise

Arise.

Armando.

Arrive? They're coming here? Now? Why do they have to come here?

Arrows. They're throwing arrows.

As a woman

As did her lust for pain and misery.

As I thought. Some nasty thing got a taste of you.

As I've been told, you protect the Key of the Beast.

As if it were precious.

As if something emerged from the meteors and quelled the madmen.

As long as Buffy can keep Glory down long enough, it doesn't matter.

As long as you two stay away from the band candy, I'm cool with anything.

As near as I can tell, Toth was attempting to split the Slayer into two different entities.

As of this moment, it's over.

As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

As opposed to the other kind we're always in?

As precious as you are to me.

As precious as you are to me.

As the Key.

As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... Are you naked under there?

As you'll tell me again when we're older and in chem class.

As your...

As, you know, a human.

Ashes to ashes...

Ask.

At first it was confusing.

At first.

At least I still got the attitude. Whatyou got? A piercing glance?

At least it's not a very good copy.

At least vampires just kill you.

At least vampires just kill you.

At least you didn't get knocked out for a change.

At least you weren't makin' time with the Dracu babes, like Giles here.

At least you're upfront about it.

At long... last.

At the pound there were lots of other kitties and there were puppies and some ferrets..

Attack.

Attacking when I wasn't even looking

Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.

Away where?

Aye aye.

Baby sitter? I'm 14! I'm old enough to be a baby sitter.

Baby, baby Ben. Why do you worry so much?

Baby, if that girl's the only thing between me and my Key,

Back in my demon days. You know, once or twice. He's pretty cool.

Back kick, elbow...

Back me up or not.

Back then,

Back to normal.

Back to whatever place would take

Bad day. Bad, bad...

Bad, evil things!

Bag of knives.

Baiter.

Banished to this lower plane of existence,

Barely. She was cast out.

Barmaid. Bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.

Basically exactly.

Bat.

Bathe in the Slayer's blood.

Be brave. Live.

Be careful with that.

Be Glory.

Be still, my heart.

Beautiful girl with no other thought but to please you,

Because Carol had been doing the ordering while I was sick.

Because every cloud has a silver lining.

Because I am.

Because I have power over her.

Because I love you. You're my sister.

Because I'm telling you, this is it. This is me. This is the package.

Because I'm under your thrall?

Because it's a Hellmouth?

Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space.

Because it's always different, but if you ever need...

Because my name is a holy name and you will listen!

Because she needs something from me.

Because she was nice. And now we all hurt.

Because that's not the plan.

Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time.

Because they'll take you away!

Because this never happened. You never killed your sister.

Because this, with you, is wrong.

Because to a humble postulant it looks like chaos.

Because Willow's my best friend and I really value her opinion, but Anya's my girlfriend.

Because witches can't be allowed to alter the fabric of life for selfish reasons.

Because you are.

Because you do not want to.