Friends - Season 3 Edit

A 10 speed bike. But I'd rather have something my dad couldn't sell.

A break from us.

A break from us.

A coffee to go, please.

A different kind of anniversary.

A good job, Joe.

A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

A house for dolls! That is so cool.

A house painter! He used to be a house painter!

A jingle? No, no, no.

A little birdie told me you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

A little more than I wanted to see.

A little too hard

A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?

A plague...

A policeman is on his way.

A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliché.

A strong, confident woman.

A strong, confident woman...

A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since.

A woman's.

Aah! Okay, eyes open at all times.

About that, uh, bump on his head...

About three months.

About what happened with us.

About what?

Absolutely! I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. First, we'll start with a little club soda and salt.

Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what?

Absolutely. This'll just be something we do.

Absolutely. Yeah, send her in.

According to her high school yearbook, they were BFF.

Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here.

Actually, he's the smallest person in the world.

Actually, I forgot. What is the deal with that again?

Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles.

Actually, I, uh... I am a poet.

Actually, it's kind of cold.

Actually, it's the middle part of my first name.

Actually, me too.

Actually, no, we're not. Heh.

Actually, Terry wants you to take the training again. Whenever.

Actually, that is mine.

Actually, that's a Barbra Streisand wich.

Actually, you know what? Forget it.

Adrianne's looking for a reason to stay, right?

After dinner, me, her and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire.

After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.

After I thank everyone for donating to the museum...

After the lovemaking...

After you've delivered the drinks, take the tray...

Agh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today!

Agh! Ugh.

Ah, ah.

Ah, I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?

Ah, this is my new bed.

Ah!

Ahem, "Boxing Day.

Ahem, listen, I, uh... I know it's a long shot, but...

Ahem, um...

Ahem, well, um, I don't.

Ahem. And all these people actually died?

Ahem. Anyway, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him.

Ahem. It's Robert Bobby.

Ahem. Okay, I heard that.

Ahem. So, uh, what kind of things do you write about?

Ahem. Uh...

Ahem. Yeah, I know.

Alice... She called it off

All blank and no blank makes blank a blank blank.

All I have to do is close my eyes. See?

All I said was, "This was fun. Let's do it again some time.

All right already.

All right, all right...

All right, buddy! Way to go!

All right, check this out. Lights!

All right, fine, fine, fine!

All right, fine! But it's just a lunch date. No more than an hour.

All right, forget it, never mind.

All right, girls...

All right, here. Watch me execute the three P's of championship play.

All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.

All right, I gotta go, so good luck at the party, okay?

All right, I have to get that. But no, no.

All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you.

All right, I just got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him.

All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men.

All right, I'll leave.

All right, I'll talk in code.

All right, I'm gonna go play basketball.

All right, I'm gonna make more margaritas.

All right, I'm gonna play a song now that's really, really sad.

All right, I'm sorry. We'll put some ice on it.

All right, jester man, look, we wanna see the king.

All right, just keep playing. Keep playing.

All right, just look out!

All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

All right, less lights! Bad lights!

All right, let me see.

All right, let's do it.

All right, let's go shopping.

All right, listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle...

All right, look, here's the bottom line, Ross.

All right, look, you're gonna have to go there yourself now, okay?

All right, look...

All right, moving right along...

All right, now memorize it

All right, people, listen. I've got exactly 28 minutes...

All right, Pheebs, your cab's ready.

All right, Phoebe, get open. Rachel...

All right, Phoebe, you know what? That's it. That's it. All right?

All right, relax. It's just a shoe.

All right, see, 038 is not the number for this store. Zero three eight is Atlanta.

All right, that's a goodbye kiss. That's good.

All right, that's it. Give me your underwear.

All right, that's it. He cannot do this to Phoebe!

All right, then!

All right, then.

All right, uh, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

All right, we have to pick captains.

All right, well, I want to kill them too.

All right, who's first, huh? Ross?

All right, you go first.

All right, you know what? Forget about it.

All right, you yellow bellied, lily livered... Draw!

All right, you, uh...

All right!

All right!

All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard!

All right? If the most important thing on the planet to you...

All right? Once you betray me, I become like the Ice Woman.

All right? So if you can help me find my father, then you should.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, guys. Let's go.

All right. Do you have any coconut flavored deities?

All right. Fine.

All right. Give it back to me.

All right. I have to go to the bathroom.

All right. I suppose I can wait a day.

All right. I'll take a box of the cream filled Jesuses.

All right. I'll take a box of the cream filled Jesuses.

All right. I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it.

All right. I'm coming over and I'm bringing Chinese food.

All right. It's time to act, my talking props.

All right. Janice likes him.

All right. Let's just call this tie score and it's halftime.

All right. Monica Felula...

All right. Okay, let's play. Let's go.

All right. Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no...

All right. Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no...

All right. Rock on.

All right. See you guys.

All right. So are we not having dinner at all?

All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.

All right. Well, it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything.

All right. Well, not exactly like I do.

All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?

All right. You can have the chair.

All right. You can have the chair.

All right. You know what? Never mind. Everybody wants to have a green one.

All we're saying is, don't rush into anything.

All week long, everywhere I look, there's you.

ALL: Aw.

ALL: Home is Homestar Stew

ALL: No, I wasn't gonna ask that.

Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw.

Aloof?

Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.

Although I should tell you, she's a porn star.

Although I understand what he means.

Although that's actually racquetball.

Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.

Always illegal, Joe.

Always make me smile

Always think about the trail!

Am I missing something?

Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?

Am I wasting my time?

Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?

Amazingly, that makes sense.

American.

American. You know, it's a very hard language.

And 862 others that I learned from.

And a pencil sharpener.

And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment...

And also 93?

And also, of course, if her sister was famous.

And apparently it's not a mix and match situation.

And as always, no one talk to me after the show.

And as you're driving into the town, there's a sign and it says:

And batting for Sarah...

And before you know it, she's with him.

And besides, I never had a dad around.

And besides, it wouldn't be fair anyway...

And besides, it's making all the other guys jealous.

And besides, since when do you care who I'm going out with?

And claw at his back.

And could you chop some up and put it right in the sauce?

And end it in a way that she knows it's actually ended.

And he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.

And he, like, jogs and blades and swims, and so we made a deal.

And he'll be all, "Yes!"

And he's really good looking.

And he's so sweet. He said he'd call, so put him straight through.

And heels.

And here's his Barbie!

And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California...

And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California...

And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin.

And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes.

And I ate the food. It was good. I had the fish. Yeah, really good.

And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?

And I don't know where his country is.

And I don't want to get back together over a machine.

And I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world.

And I figured that was something I got from our dad.

And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.

And I hated that guy.

And I know that we want the same things.

And I love you. And I want us to be friends.

And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke...

And I really, really want this part.

And I still have about five seconds to spare.

And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

And I used to call you the Hindenberg.

And I wanna meet your parents

And I want you to let me get through it...

And I wasn't even that hungry.

And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas.

And I would never do anything like this, ever again.

And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.

And I'd think:

And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool.

And I'm appalled for you, by the way.

And I'm ashamed to say...

And I'm finally moving on.

And I'm not one.

And I'm so, so right for it, you know? He's just like me...

And I'm sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

And I'm sorry, but..

And I'm sorry.

And I'm very sorry, but I really don't know where your father is.

And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

And if I get it, I'll have to see her tonight.

And if I stay here, I don't see that happening.

And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad.

And if, I don't know...

And is this in case the house sneezes?

And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad.

And it doesn't work out, do I wanna put myself through that again?

And it goes something like this. Ahem.

And it works both ways.

And it's been really horrible because it's been...

And it's just time to move on.

And it's not fake. It's totally brutal.

And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine.

And let's see, who is gonna lose their clothes?

And listen, don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.

And love

And maybe a tournament on my new...

And me?

And my hand is out there...

And no offense to everybody who still works here...

And not put us in the middle.

And now any time anybody wants 400, we just say, "Let's Ross it."

And now for the great news.

And now I always will, because it'll be me.

And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!

And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!

And now I have the most beautiful woman in the world.

And now I've picked it up again.

And now it's gone, and I don't know why.

And now that I'm here, it's like, what was the big deal?

And now we're, like, totally crazy about each other.

And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more.

And now, who was it? That's right. It was you!

And now...

And number two, I...

And one, two...

And panache.

And pretty soon you'll be like:

And second of all, that little bone proved that...

And second of all, you know I had swollen glands!

And see something that you don't want to be seeing.

And she might even know where my dad is.

And so do I.

And so from half a world away...

And so now you guys are gonna be married?

And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps...

And so...

And that T shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.

And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?

And that's bad...

And that's how it's done.

And that's how you bought it?

And that's just stupid.

And that's Pete's mom.

And that's the only color that comes in.

And that's the truth.

And that's what deathbeds are for.

And that's when I came up with the baby plan.

And that's why I'm not inviting you in for a drink. Bye.

And that's why... That's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me.

And the answer would be, nothing

And the drinks are on me!

And the humidity.

And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

And the other Dutch people?

And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.

And the vet said it was time

And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head.

And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to!

And then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

And then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

And then Hoyt wraps this big towel around all three of them.

And then I called him, and he wasn't there.

And then I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me.

And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.

And then I just, you know...

And then I knew she was dreaming because her eyes kept going like this:

And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

And then my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn't find it

And then people would be, like, "Oh, he's got a Ross."

And then right when the scene ends...

And then suddenly, we were making out.

And then Tennilles.

And then there was, um, John, my mailman.

And then there's Pete, who's crazy about me...

And then you click it again and she's dressed.

And then you click it and, uh oh, she's naked.

And then you come in and spend two seconds with us.

And then you say, "Let's just hang out at your place."

And then you...

And then, you just feel bad for the people because...

And then...

And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me...

And there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.

And there you go.

And these are Madlibs. They're just for fun.

And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

And they wear those little water wings, you know...

And this alarm started going off in my head.

And this is Rachel.

And this is the coffeehouse. This is where I play my music.

And this is the kitchen.

And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me.

And this time, they've ganged up and formed one giant superhat.

And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole...

And us, we'll be like, "Oh, dude."

And was the curse lifted?

And we also have speakerphone.

And we got drunk on that hard cider.

And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.

And we stayed up all night talking.

And we were all hanging out and happy.

And we're out of beer. I'm going to Monica's.

And what are you gonna do for him?

And what is second prize?

And what's even more amazing, so did she. Ha, ha.

And when I thought about saying yes...

And who laminated it?

And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.

And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!

And yet she's still not hanging up the phone.

And yet we're still poking him.

And you are going to lose.

And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're...

And you could start with a money salad.

And you do not wanna tick her off.

And you don't mind if I call, because you want good things for me.

And you don't think taking care of our chick is work?

And you give

And you give yourself away

And you give yourself away

And you got "hate" from that? You're taking a big leap there, I, uh...

And you know what? I get excited about stupid stuff...

And you know what? I'm gonna go to bed now...

And you know what? We did it.

And you know who will be there To support you

And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin.

And you'll be all, "Oh, man."

And you'll see it too, one day. You really, really will.

And you're also bad in bed

And you're our age. You're our age.

And you're so sweet.

And you're, like, "Mom, get out of here!"

And you've got this whole other life going on.

And, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there."

And, uh, we'll need a little more time to think about it.

And, uh, you know, I love this woman. Ha ha ha.

And, um, excuse me. He helps me.

And, um, very, very sophisticated. And he doesn't speak English...

And. And.

And...

Annie Esposito would never have dumped me had we had a list like this.

Annie, you are a doll. What time can you see him? I need a pen. Pen!

Annie? Hi. Listen, we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani.

Answer the phone.

Any suggestions?

Anybody want anything?

Anything goes except eye gouging and fish hooking.

Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate.

Anything you, uh, want to tell me?

Anyway, her and Ross just started yelling at each other.

Anyway, his name is Malcolm, and he wasn't following me.

Anyway, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message...

Anyway, I gotta go change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.

Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight, and, um...

Anyway, I've been looking for my father.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains.

Anyway...

Apparently, he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office?

Apparently, he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because...

Are we talking models in their underwear?

Are you a puppy!

Are you actually saying these words?

Are you being British?

Are you buying me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you finished with him?

Are you finished with me?

Are you insane?

Are you jealous?

Are you just getting home from work? It's late.

Are you ready?

Are you ready? Then let's get it on!

Are you really gonna let him do this?

Are you still on that?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Hold on.

Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?

Aren't you with that girl over there?

Arm hair stuck! Arm hair stuck!

Around 8:02.

As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip.

As I suspected, it's a kundus.

As long as it stays attached to that tax reform bill, it never will be!

As part of that whole getting over Janice thing you talked about.

Ask me what?

Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes.

At least they knew what yours was. You know? Yours had a name.

At the place I told you about last night?

At your brand new job

Aunt Sylvia passed away.

Average height...

Avoid the

Aw, honey, come on. I have to be at work in, like, 10 minutes and, oh...

Aw, honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.

Aw, just like you always wanted. Congratulations.

Aw, you're sweet and cute.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. Aw, ew. Oh. Ew.

Aw. Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?

Aw. Me too. Although this city is my home.

Aw. Well, you're my lucky penny.

Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?

Ba da, ba da, ba da, aha!

Ba da, ba da, ba da. Aha.

Bang, Rachel! Bang!

Barely got you that time

Barley?

Barry.

Baywatch.

Be cool, because Grandma doesn't know about you two.

Be home, be home, be home.

Be supportive like a guy.

Because Carol's a lesbian.

Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

Because he'll know what to do?

Because he's my friend.

Because I can and my mom couldn't.

Because I don't wanna encourage this kind of behavior.

Because I don't work at the Szechuan Dragon.

Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass!

Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know?

Because I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go...

Because I sure as hell can't figure it out.

Because I sure as hell can't figure it out.

Because I wanted to hurt you.

Because I wanted...

Because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you!

Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.

Because I'm too afraid.

Because if you, uh... You should...

Because it's not his last name.

Because my mom won't let me cross the street.

Because my sister says we can spend the weekend at her cabin, skiing.

Because of the restraining order.

Because that is the one thing missing from The Shining.

Because that would be crazy?

Because that's okay.

Because the kids need new shoes.

Because the winner gets this.

Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid.

Because they'll know we've been listening.

Because we had all those great talks, you know?

Because with her face and her chest...

Because you got 65 grams of fat coming your way.

Because, Adrianne...

Because, I mean, it's you.

Because, Monica, the guy's so good.

Because, you know, life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff.

Bedroom, bathroom, living room.

Before I met your sister, I was, like, this normal guy...

Before we go, you know, there's something I need to say.

Before you get all talky again...

Ben bang!

Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow.

BEN: Monica bang!

BEN: Monica.

BEN: Monica.

Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

Bet you didn't know you can get it wholesale.

Bet you I could fit in there.

Beth dies.

Beth is really, really sick.

Beth... Beth dies?

Better luck next time, buddy!

Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place.

Big bullies!

Big fat bummer.

Big octopus.

Bing, you're okay.

Bing!

Bing! You got those numbers for me?

Bing? That's a great name.

Bite me.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bob said there might be flood damage.

Born in Queens.

Both of us?

BOTH: Hey.

BOTH: Mwah.

BOTH: No.

BOTH: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

BOTH: Ugh.

Boutros Boutros Ghali.

Boy, what an ass am I.

Boy, you said it, Mike.

Break!

Break!

Break!

Bring it up. There's champagne in my apartment for the winners.

Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area!

Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie

But after that, you can't think of anything else.

But also, what happened between you and your mom?

But believe me, with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake.

But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No.

But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did.

But how much will I learn about fashion...

But how you gonna do that?

But I can do it by myself, right? And if I can't trust you, then just forget it.

But I can't stay here just for you.

But I don't like you.

But I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as you wear that towel dress.

But I have a feeling that my being there will do it.

But I have company.

But I like you both...

But I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown.

But I made cards!

But I mean, is that okay?

But I never left the room.

But I never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it.

But I really like this guy...

But I so didn't.

But I told you I didn't have the time.

But I want you to know that I'd never soberly hurt you or your family.

But I'm still here.

But if the place with the big fish comes up again...

But if you do come to dinner...

But if you go out, it'll be harder for me to hate him.

But in very different ways.

But is he a big guy?

But it doesn't mean I can't. Right?

But it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else. Face your fear.

But it'll be okay. Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment.

But it's okay. It's okay...

But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

But last week, she met this woman at the gym, Susan something.

But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it.

But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production."

But my work, it's for me, you know?

But no, the important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying.

But no! It was to be looked at, never played with.

But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my gods.

But now forget about it. Prepare to feel bad about yourself.

But now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime.

But now we're, like, this couple that fights

But of course, this went right in one ear...

But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting.

But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me.

But please call to let me know you got home safely.

But please find a way to be around each other.

But she's really terrific.

But she's too international.

But since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it.

But that does not mean I'm empty.

But that's all right. Here's the number where you can call.

But that's not the final draft.

But that's okay. We have an understanding.

But that's what's happened. And there's more.

But that's why you have to buy it, so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.

But then my friend Chandler...

But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts on the terrace...

But then she woke up. Yeah.

But then they went and dropped you down that elevator shaft.

But then you left.

But theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date.

But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it looked amazing.

But there's no Gold Man.

But they shouldn't happen. You know what?

But they're boys.

But this is Pete. He's not like other people.

But this? I can use this.

But unless it turns out to be your sister...

But we are.

But we still want different things, and we know how this is gonna end.

But we won't be partners.

But what about Rachel? How are we gonna even ask her?

But what about us?

But what does that...?

But what the hell, call it an even 110?

But when he gets out of the shower...

But when I return 200 years from now...

But with ski boots and a kicky beret.

But without the costumes.

But work comes first.

But you don't talk about your girlfriend...

But you don't talk about your girlfriend...

But you got one more apology to make. You gotta apologize to Mary Angela.

But you got things you have to do now.

But you guys can. You talk him out of it.

But you just started dating that teacher.

But you know what? I need to work on my stuff tonight.

But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay?

But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.

But you know, the good thing...

But you left the chair area.

But you said one ticket.

But you should talk to my roommate. I told him, and he knows Phoebe too.

But you'd go out with me, right?

But you're not supposed to be here, so don't touch anything!

But you're right.

But you're safe from it if it's in the freezer?

But you've got one...

But your butt looks great in the blue one.

But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher.

But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher.

But, Phoebe, wait, wait. Phoebe!

But, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these.

But, uh, you know, when you want to go to sleep, you want some space.

But, um, hey, oh, somebody's off the phone.

But, um... But I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay?

But, you know, I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time.

But, you know, if he was a regular at the coffee house...

But, you know, if you don't believe me, please be my guest.

But, you know, that's true of any job.

But, you know, the ocean is right there.

By the way, before I forget. To work in soap operas...

By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

By the way, I can still see it.

By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

By the way...

Bye

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call her. Call her now!

Call me about this weekend, okay?

Calm down! Do you want this unit or not?

Calm down. There's no reason to get testy.

Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me.

Can I ask you something?

Can I be that guy?

Can I get you something else?

Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin?

Can I have a tissue, please?

Can I help you?

Can I just tell you how proud I am of you?

Can I see that for a second?

Can I see the comics?

Can I see you for a second?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city?

Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin?

Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

Can we please go eat?

Can you be civil?

Can you believe he offered me a restaurant?

Can you get me a bag or something? Aah.

Can you help?

Can you hold on for a second? Okay.

Can you just send someone up and down 76 and check every rest stop?

Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater?

Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore?

Can't I just look at the handles on them?

Can't we work on this?

Candles, champagne...

Capital R, capital T!

Captain Kirk's unsolvable problem...

Careful of the angle.

Carol should be home by now, so...

Carpet's a little loose.

Carpet's a little loose.

Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.

Chan, can I, uh...? Could I talk to you for a second?

Chandler is fantastic!

Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10...

Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left. And, sweetie...

Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.

Chandler, there's a party tomorrow. You'll feel better then.

Chandler, you have to start getting over her, all right?

CHANDLER: Brace yourself. MONICA: What?

CHANDLER: Hello? Hey.

CHANDLER: Here we go.

CHANDLER: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible...

CHANDLER: Knock, knock.

CHANDLER: Look at all that room on her side.

CHANDLER: Morning. Morning. Hey.

CHANDLER: Stop it.

CHANDLER: There he is. RACHEL: There's our star.

CHANDLER: What?

Chandler!

Chandler.

Chandler. What are you doing? There's a trash can right there.

Chandler. You're smoking? What are you doing?

Chandler's on the couch!

Chandler's our friend, and Janice makes him happy.

Chandler's your friend. Oh.

Charla.

Check it out! Pete's winning!

Check it out. Jam crackers.

Check it out. Read it.

Checking out the Chan Chan Man!