Workaholics (2011) - Season 6 Edit

A bad, bad bitch, you bitch.

A better looking Carrot Top, I've been told.

A can't miss business investment.

A chance, you'd like 'em.

A cool thing you might be into.

A hero waits.

A Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage. Nope.

A little Amy Schumer looking.

A little stronger than this coffee

A lot of lesbians have medical issues because

A puppet show for the sick kids.

A take off on "Macbeth"?

A ton of little [bleep] in her story.

A warm, steaming travel mug

Aah!

Aah! [laughs]

Abandon her on the first night of being her daddy?

About how awesome our 4/20 party was last year,

About the package getting home.

About to come out the oven!

About your chest bombs, ma'am,

Acting like a total bitch.

Actually

Actually hurt my tooth a little bit.

Actually, don't you ever tell me, all right?

Actually, I don't even know if it's a dude

Actually, I'm very nervous.

Actually, it's a TV/VCR and the tape.

Actually, look at this.

Adam

Adam okay, man.

Adam "the Animal Lover" DeMamp.

Adam "The Money Boy" DeMamp, is a sales shark.

Adam, go ahead and kick me in the dads.

Adam, this is your boss.

Adam: Ders Day isn't over yet?

Adam: Oh, God.

Adam: Oh, my God.

Adam: That's smart. Way alpha.

Adam: They're biting me!

Adam!

Adam!

Adam? Okay. Please.

After a Kevin Bacon movie about a pedophile.

After you heard the shocking and scandalous tale

Ah, a griffin!

Ah, but, yeah, dude, you got to go, I guess.

Ah, it's nice in here.

Ah, yep. How are you?

Ah!

Ahh.

Alice, seems like this is getting a little out of control?

Alice, spectacular presentation, as usual.

Alice! Alice!

All my money got to go to my children.

All of you!

All right, boys, alpha Ders is gonna step up, hit the table,

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, this is working out great so far.

All right? I am not cool.

All right.

All right. You ready? Cool.

All right. Mmm.

All the pages are stuck together.

All the stepmoms with the pasties on speedboats

All we have to do is apologize, do some grand gesture,

All you want is some cooked eggs,

All: @The3BestFrandz. Okay.

All: * Baby back ribs

All: Delete your apps! All right. All right, fine.

All: Delete your apps! Yeah!

All: Delete your apps! You know what?

All: Delete your apps! Delete your apps!

All: Dough Jo. Dough Jo. Dough Jo.

All: Ooh.

All: Three! Four! Five! Aah!

All: Unbutton your buttons!

All: Yes.

All: Yes.

Alph Alphonso.

Alpha dogs, sound off!

Already got two likes. That's cool.

Also for closers.

Also, I slam 40s and listen to Ty Dolla $ign, though.

Also, never forget how old you really are.

Although they've been fairly useless recently.

Am I getting right under little kitty's chin?

Am I the guy that took Rancho Cuca Pizza's

An entire international cartel!

And and get sexualized.

And and grab on to your tampon string.

And fingers crossed 69. Good angle, Ders.

And @YungChillunerr and @AdamnBilzarian.

And acid and, you know, ecstasy, Molly...

And also a fixation on little boys.

And as far as I'm concerned, that's one too many.

And back to Magic Blake.

And be harassed and controlled by you...

And be honest. You're on speakerphone.

And be lookouts while he gets to heist.

And break your goddamn necks.

And by the way, these aren't tears coming out of my eyes.

And cheese biscuit coupon?

And Denny's flew into the windshield.

And Diamond Bar branches from TAC.

And dropped me off at a taping of VH1's "Storytellers."

And eaten our cat's corpse.

And essential oils that JP recommends.

And find enough ditch weed to roll up 42 blunts

And find my phone before someone else does.

And following home strange men to pound Mangria.

And for taking the world's dumbest bet.

And free your ass.

And funny, it looks like you two and Adam all scored a 69.

And get our tape back so I can evacuate.

And get really hot, you know?

And get the Vo fixed, okay?

And getting the attention of a lifetime.

And girl to girl and has no responsibilities

And gnar gnarest, most epic sports and mixed them together.

And go get me a coffee.

And go skydiving and not hang out with me on a hike

And hash that'll make you feel like you're on mushrooms.

And have a 42 blunt salute

And have a little fun.

And have fun again.

And have your stupid awesome party.

And he convinced you into a transfer.

And he just he messed up, and he tattooed the whole photo.

And he shall be playing the role of McBreath, our hero.

And he's circling those sales.

And he's gonna inspire us to be great men

And I "diddler" on the bus, is what I did.

And I accidentally yelled the F word

And I cannot wait to see the look on my ex wife's face

And I checked Brazzers,

And I checked the safety course scores,

And I didn't think it was that

And I didn't turn out to be a any, uh, degenerate.

And I don't know. Maybe I really got a winner.

And I got all those things.

And I got goose pimples up and down my arms.

And I have here $18,000.

And I just ruined another Ders Day,

And I know for a fact, now we're better friends.

And I know how to take care of her.

And I left my kids alone in the car.

And I liked it more than this. Yeah.

And I made us a little mix tape.

And I really don't want to talk about it,

And I sawed its horn off.

And I shouldn't have to worry about protecting you, okay?

And I stay getting faves.

And I think the name McBreath is cool.

And I think you should start using your noodle,

And I think you're just jealous

And I thought of it 'cause I'm the leader.

And I took it from there.

And I took the photo in to show the tattoo artist,

And I tried PornTube, Fapdu, Youjizz, Jizzpros.

And I want to congratulate you

And I want you boys to be fully aware

And I wish you all the best.

And I wrote "valuable electronics:

And I...

And I'll be ready to hang my thang.

And I'll FaceTime Pauly.

And I'll give you another crack at the shrimp buffet

And I'll give you another shot at that shrimp buffet

And I'm actually flattered you guys think I'm a cop.

And I'm calling to talk to you about your blobs. I

And I'm currently the highest bidder.

And I'm gonna call myself "Cypress Chill."

And I'm gonna get you your moola, huh?

And I'm gonna go to the other other side of the stage

And I'm gonna howl at the moon,

And I'm just squeezing through you.

And I'm like, "Bitch, you don't even know.

And I'm like, "Did I rescue her,

And I'm like, "Sunglasses inside

And I'm not talking about Dustin Diamond.

And I'm not talking about my phone number.

And I'm Randy for Andy. That's not his real name.

And I'm ready to care about my friends, all right?

And I'm sorry to talk about this in front of you.

And I'm starving.

And if anybody got a problem with it,

And if you win

And in the middle of the night,

And increase sales using the power of viral marketing.

And instead of sending it to her,

And is fully on the road to recovery,

And isn't tied down.

And it is not happening, okay?

And it is our job to make sure that every man,

And it landed on Jen D'Angelo.

And it looks like a black guy in a hoodie.

And it looks like we're almost out of old media paradigms.

And it means when women control things.

And it was then that I knew.

And it wasn't on xHamster, 8th St. Latinas,

And it's a free for all with that box there.

And it's been three days, so I think I need first dibs, okay?

And it's cash only, so I'm out, actually.

And it's gonna be fun. Deer.

And it's not a good look on you.

And it's pretty cool for you to step up for the office, so...

And it's time that we accept that.

And just gave it to your girlfriend?

And just like this girl who seems like

And launch a full on recon

And let the other call the shots?

And let you think about that.

And let's go on inside and talk to real people, okay?

And me.

And no offense Package is at the house.

And not even in a mean way.

And not want to talk to you, no offense.

And now I can't leave the fricking house?

And now I just want to see my kids again.

And now it's just a waiting game.

And now you're bailing on them for some girl.

And on top of that, I, uh...

And open up shop right here and be your number one guy,

And other times I'll just, you know,

And perhaps getting a firsthand look at how drugs

And posted it on Vine.

And probably join his crew.

And put it through the sunroof of a moving vehicle.

And rage in the room, but we need to squash the beef and go.

And remember, next week: "A Walk With Dinosaurs"!

And right over here is...

And save the party and save the day.

And she makes this face at me.

And she was hideously ugly.

And she was singing her song, "Torn."

And she'll make it happen.

And she's gonna fold.

And sniff out some primo intel for you.

And so I was like, this deserves more than a repost,

And sometimes I like just chilling and not working out.

And sometimes I, like, smash, like, 42 beers.

And start being alpha lions.

And started using a loofah with Old Spice Swagger.

And steal me the presentation from Alice

And stretch my jaw out

And talk to them about their breasts?

And thank you for helping me out in there.

And thanks for the help today. Appreciate it.

And that is that I think things need to change,

And that sounds pretty dope, right?

And that we take safety very seriously.

And that's a yes!

And that's my story.

And that's the difference between us.

And that's what I'm gonna go do right now.

And the but, anyway, so, the plan...

And the Director is on his honeymoon,

And the home of the chill!

And the rest go to the manager,

And the Snuffleupagus puppet is basically the same size.

And the three of us can, you know,

And the word is "closers."

And then Ders is like, "That's the look."

And then guess what. While she's not looking...

And then he couldn't count.

And then I got a little boner

And then I got a little boner.

And then I got cocky and tried Periscope.

And then I'm just gonna pulse it, pulse it, pulse it.

And then saw through the bathroom floor.

And then swoops down on his zip line when the city needs him.

And then they just go up to them and just freaking scope

And then this girl, she showed me, uh, a pic of her jambos.

And then whoever's got the most Klout

And then, at night, he would he would, um...

And this is kind of embarrassing,

And this is my beautiful assistant, Magic Carl.

And this isn't even my good hand.

And to show that have a seat

And true playboy pimps for real.

And turn it into a tank top in less than a second.

And unless you get out now,

And vegan hot dogs in a hot sec.

And visualize the card.

And watch "The Dome," the door is right there.

And we are men! Yep.

And we bring sexy back.

And we don't sell tickets.

And we finally got time to smoke some weed on the clock.

And we have what you would call a "cyber romance."

And we know that she's not on her period.

And we need to finish

And we shall call this day "Thanksgiving."

And we should be treated as such.

And we were staying in the same room,

And we were wondering if you would like to join us

And we're all adults here. Mm hmm.

And we're bringing sexy to the timber sports.

And we're gonna use that $100 gift card

And we're here to tell you that you need to consider

And we're in business.

And we're not meat.

And we're true playboy pimps for real.

And what okay. Whoa!

And when she gets into her car after work,

And wings of a falcon. all: Yeah.

And wish you the best of luck, in all seriousness.

And wreaks vigilante justice upon the city.

And you can go lick off, Steve Martin.

And you didn't think that maybe you shouldn't

And you don't got to do all this to rule Black Twitter, okay?

And you just get ready to give me that lap dagger.

And you just wiggle it...

And you know he's hogged out.

And you know what that means, right?

And you know what?

And you make the pussy queef.

And you must be Ders and Adam.

And you start making those sales, guess what.

And you want to be rewarded that's right, rewarded.

And you,

And you, you look like

And you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer,

And you're getting good at that, man.

And you're on the wrong side of it.

And YouPorn. I know.

And, also, I'm making a personal call to my father.

And, boys, I'm buying what you're selling.

And, like, total have, like, anxiety

And, uh, again, we are... Nailed it.

And, uh, I enjoy Phil Collins hits and Tom Collins mix.

And, uh, when I first walked through the doors

And, you know, beer and mushrooms

Anders: Oh, oh!

Anders: This isn't cash.

Anders: Welcome to my casino.

Anders: You got bluffed.

Angela enters.

Answer me!

Are at risk unless you send $500 now"?

Are we really about to have this manversation?

Are we talking kumquats or g****fruits?

Are you going to freestyle rap, though?

Are you high right now?

Are you kidding me? Seven different roles.

Are you ready to rip?

Are you sure this is it?

Around here, man.

As a bargaining chip for Frank and get the house back.

As my assistant,

As the thrilling conclusion of

As well as sushi strippers for all you boys and girls.

As you know, I've been cursed... Mm hmm.

As you know, the house always wins.

Asshole!

At my last run of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

At the Museum of Science and History.

At the Native American exhibit.

At the Rancho Playhouse?

At the Rancho Playhouse.

At your service!

Awesome.

Awkward, creepy, and with total sales of zero.

Axed, and corporate sends us their business.

Back to me, her master,

Bam, done. Okay.

Bangbros, Mofos, Rancho [bleep], PornHub,

Barging in here with these whores

Battling the high seas, and then...

Be the bigger man.

Be there! Okay!

Beat Ass. I don't like that.

Because bee problem down there.

Because he spent his money on expensive heart medication,

Because he's broke

Because I actually have a meeting with Karl

Because I am a Viking!

Because I am crazy, right? Oh, yeah!

Because I could totally get chicks like this, right?

Because I didn't like that last one.

Because I have to go poo poo.

Because I want to be surprised.

Because I went to private school.

Because I'm calling the police.

Because if everybody passes their online safety course,

Because if you did, you wouldn't be dressed like sluts

Because if you do not do that, you are fired.

Because it came out in just one

Because it is symbolic of our friendship.

Because it took a lot of money to ship all that loose change.

Because it's gonna be pretty hard for her to refuse my love

Because Mommy has got to have fun too.

Because my Klout Score is ruined.

Because of the little stunt these three morons pulled

Because our investment went global,

Because that bitch likes to ride the ride.

Because the Boobillows were so highly flammable.

Because the way you are treating us is like used meat,

Because this is America, the land of the free

Because this is, hands down, the worst Ders Day of all time.

Because today just butt [bleep] you up the ass!

Because today we're no longer MenCo.

Because we know who you are.

Because we must show respect for Dan Yella, right?

Because we were saved by some guys.

Because you are a mature all American conservative.

Because you are its daddy and it is a little baby.

Because you don't lead us good, okay?

Because you just blew a six year

Because you're chewing. You don't just swallow.

Because, you know, bird dicks are notoriously hard to locate.

Because...I'm a boyfriend now.

Before the big meeting today.

Before you go home, you.

Before you hit the road and don't come back.

Begins now.

Behind us and have a burial...together.

Being black and wearing a hoodie is not a crime, okay?

Believe me, I tried.

Below average or, ideally, a micro penis is perfect.

Besides our moms.

Beth!

Beth?

Better yet, why doesn't one of you take the high road

Big boner pretty big boner.

Big Gil dog.

Big ones, small ones, girthy ones,

Bill didn't come through with the moola.

Billion Man March.

Bit me in the neck! So, Didi, you're gonna

Blake has told me so much about you guys.

Blake is out of town currently.

Blake, can I see you in the kitchen for a moment?

Blake, hit 'em with it!

Blake, let's go home and try

Blake, most of all, thank you.

Blake, will you do me the honor

Blake, you're real!

Blake: I'll tell you what.

Blake: Okay, Ders, look,

Blake's Day rules. Adam's Day rules.

Blake's hurt, man. Yeah, didn't you hear him?

Blasting out content, jacking up hits, stacking up followers.

Blood, sugar, sex, magic.

Bodysuit wearing, natural black, hairy ass.

Bootstraps.

Both you guys suck.

Both: Beta, beta, beta.

Both: Brian Henson! Brian Henson!

Both: Denny's.

Both: Happy holidays.

Both: Happy holidays.

Both: Hoo rah! Hoo rah, hoo rah! Hoo rah!

Both: No! Shh!

Both: Ooh rah!

Both: Periscope.

Both: So you've never actually met her?

Both: Thank you.

Both: To the 'Vo!

Brian Henson!

Bring down the biggest drug kingpin in Rancho.

Burned bras in the '70s to be hot,

Bus ride hookup.

Bus ride hookups.

But I don't know, man.

But actually, I want to move the spotlight

But also an honor, your honor, to help

But as you know, millennials are a huge emerging demo.

But because I choose not to from now on.

But beer for my buddy.

But come back tomorrow with your ticket stubs for refunds,

But delete whatever he told you to be, okay?

But everyone calls me McBreath.

But for now, I'm fine.

But for now, let's just keep you at my, like, number 20 guy.

But for now, you're a floater.

But Frank Oz was a nightmare to work with.

But go ahead and take off your blindfolds and look up.

But he seems... pretty cool.

But he's got, like, a bunch of old man makeup on and a wig.

But here's my selfie stick, and you guys can play with that.

But I actually don't have time,

But I always say, when life tries to hard boil you,

But I am [bleep] blind over here!

But I can't believe you're so stupid, 'cause a girl

But I do know that there's about to be a falcon debut

But I do not have time, okay?

But I don't want to lose me to it.

But I even dated Carrot Top.

But I guarantee you it was written by an American.

But I have a very shallow cervix.

But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care.

But I shall thank you and your people

But I sprayed the stuff, so I can't feel a thing.

But I suppose the truth

But I think you know what I was about to say,

But I thought it was an appropriate time to laugh.

But I will die for you guys!

But I'm gonna get our money back no doubt.

But I'm sick of worrying about my followers,

But if any of this lands in "VICE" magazine...

But if we mess it up,

But if you want to be a phone beast

But in the 11th century.

But it was a whole bunch.

But it was done in a tasteful fashion.

But it was good to see you.

But it was way better than the Taco Bell napkins

But it's okay 'cause I like to ride in ambulances.

But let's just get on the van before I change my mind, okay?

But like, this was a pretty fun one.

But luckily for you, you bought yourself a few extra minutes

But maybe what we have is is deeper than looks, okay?

But my old teacher's using it, so just give him a minute.

But my superhero name is Dr. Heals good.

But please send me more money before it's too late, my love."

But real quick, just want to officially announce

But really, it's a heist tool

But recently, I signed up for Ashley Madison 'cause

But she is sexy.

But sorry, the beef is squashed!

But the only thing is,

But then I found paw prints outside my apartment,

But then I get to keep the tape.

But then you shove it in, right? And then it just bites the meat.

But there's Botox to take care

But they like it because it was an aggressive kiss,

But to make them is...

But tonight you're gonna be a little late,

But we are timber sports,

But we could probably cover half.

But we'll take care of that, right?

But we're gonna get some El Pollo Loco tacos.

But we're not a legal skydiving company.

But we're not going. That's right.

But what happened?

But who's the alpha dog now? [barks]

But with the male intimacy endurance spray,

But you drug addicts definitely have drugs, right?

But you got to just

But you guys are so busy fighting each other,

But you have to be 21 or older to play here.

But you're a [bleep] daddy.

But you're don't inspire that out of us.

But you're really pushing my buttons.

But you're still the same flake that you've always been.

But, like, badasses who can knock a deer out

But, like, I put like seven of them in the whole thing, so,

But, unfortunately, FemCo is taking full responsibility,

But, yeah.

But, you know, maybe I thought you guys, my alpha dogs,

Butts rule. They do. They rock.

By feasting and giving strength.

By stuffing it full of toilet paper.

By the way, the whole makeup thing, dude, that's got to go.

Bye bye, Linda. I'm doing meth.

Bye bye. And birdwatching.

Bye, Pauly. Bye, JP.

Bye.

Bye. Bye bye.

Ca caw! Ca caw!

Called the Wicky Wild Boys, but maybe we should put this back.

Can get stoned,

Can I gamble that?

Can I get it?

Can I have one moment? No.

Can one of you go make me a grilled cheese?

Can some can we talk to the prop master?

Can we go, please? I need to smoke a bowl.

Can you believe these marks in there?

Can you unzip?

Can't hear you. Going to sleep.

Can't live with 'em, can't...

Can't wait for those chickens to come home to roost.

Cancelled.

Captain Stabbin, or Mike in Brazil.

Car trouble, my love."

Car trouble, my love"?

Changing 5,000. Whoo!

Check it out. So I've just been in this bidding war

Check it out. Yeah. Wow.

Chill Sergeant DeMamp

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.

Chocolate for you, chocolate for you.

Clitoris is on the top of the kiwi.

Closes in a half hour, we're gonna close early

Colleen has been watching me like a hawk.

Come on, aren't you guys excited?

Come on, Bill.

Come on, get down, okay.

Come on, it's gonna be super fun.

Come on, let's move it.

Come on, please!

Come on, we got to go. We're gonna be late.

Come on!

Come on! I'm coming!

Come on! Turn the music up, bud!

Come on.

Come on.

Come out to the parking lot.

Come, follow me. What?

Comes faster every year, you know?

Congratulations. Whatever, man.

Consistency and leadership.

Cool boat! I love it! Yeah!

Cool? All right. All right. Okay.

Copy that? Yeah.

Corporate now wants us to take an online safety course,

Correct?

Could have been Cabela's, but the chicks were super hot.

Cover his ears.

Cracked open in the Rancho heat?

Crazy talented.

Criss Angel.

Cushing Ward. We used to work here together.

Cushing will take over Van Nuys.

Cypress Chill's about to take stage.

Daddy's gonna go party, all right?

Damn it. He's going for the freeway.

Dan Yella. This is cool.

Dan: We're starting.

Dang!

Dark, meth dealer.

Dear Lord, bless these fingers once more.

Deedee, killer blouse.

Definitely, cool. Oh, okay. I'll take one. Boom.

Delete Uh, Alice?

Delete that. Feel good.

Delete your apps! Yeah!

Delete your apps! Yes.

DeMampsa, what up, bro?

Denny's home, so you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

Denny's was left for dead in a dumpster,

Denny's?

Ders Day... [makes sad sound]

Ders Days, yes, they do suck. Usually.

Ders, do something. You

Ders, is it too hot to handle?

Ders, will you just give me one little finger, please?

Ders, you better get a bunny wabbit or something,

Ders, you like that, huh?

Ders: Yo, boss.

Destroy old media paradigms

Diane, would you mind getting this angel some chips?

Did he have, like, an accident?

Did I upset you that much?

Did she poop on you?

Did you boys get fired already?

Did you come at me?

Did you do this?

Did you get it? Yep, yep, yep.

Did you move the moola?

Ding dong, the Weasel's [bleep] dead.

Disaster potential.

Disguised as a lame thing only losers have.

Do I DM with Rainn Wilson on the reg?

Do I need to frickin' throw down right now?

Do not take that bet.

Do not touch" on it.

Do you care about the happiness of your children?

Do you even know how many naps we've taken today?

Do you find me attractive?

Do you have a hookup?

Do you have any idea how much time we waste here

Do you have any money that I could borrow?

Do you know how ridiculous it would be

Do you not want to go on the field trip, dude?

Do you want a cup for it? That's a dirty cup though.

Doesn't mean you got to get rid of your whack stash.

Doing dumb ass beatbox competitions?

Doing this, but you aren't giving me a choice.

Don't Ah!

Don't forget these.

Don't make me use my muscles!

Don't tell me.

Don't you

Don't you ever bring up Jake.

Don't you throw the nice plastic plates!

Doubt it.

Dr. Heals Good, let me borrow Chester for a second.

Dr. Jerry Larryberry.

Drink a little vino?

Driving my old shitty car, not this car.

Drop in a real, live gerbil, kill it?

Drugs?

Drugs?

Dude, any luck?

Dude, are you insane? You can't steal from the museum!

Dude, did you have, like, a card up your sleeve

Dude, I didn't think you'd be able to do it this way.

Dude, I got a girl's number yesterday.

Dude, I knew this job was gonna be a complete dookie fountain.

Dude, it's a field trip.

Dude, she's bleeding you dry.

Dude, we have a pact. Oh, get me there.

Dude, you're a dummy you don't even have any cool moves.

Dude. Sticky, right?

Dude's dick burned off!

Dudes, you want to step in here? No.

Eat boxing.

Eat that, Christopher Columbus, right?

End of story.

Erin is real! What are you doing?

Erin, it's

Especially in Rancho.

Especially since I'm the one

Even though I know you hate museums,

Ever since I saw the play you wrote,

Everybody out now.

Everybody, please back up.

Everyone back inside.

Everyone get into the parking lot now!

Everything that's wrong with you as a so called "leader."

Everything was going so well.

Ew, that's not a good look on you.

Ew!

Excellent. You have a nice day too.

Except for I don't. I'm lying to you.

Except for not "Cypress Chill."

Except instead of real guns, we're using finger guns.

Exciting stuff!

Excuse me, sales angels!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Explosives expert.

EZ Egger.

Fancy Feast.

Farmers, chickens, eggs.

Feel free to bend my ear, and

Feel good?

Fell asleep while waiting to pick me up from school.

FemCo! Huh?

Finally we get "oogled" and ogled

Finger skateboard.

Flip a coin. Or you know what?

For a meth addict, to be honest with you.

For Beth's first trick, she shall fly through the kitchen,

For days, we've been held down by the matriarchy...

For me to have sex with big guys.

For no good reason.

For ruining our rehearsal, you idiots.

For setting the office on fire,

For seven, eight hours a day

For starters, I'd eat fresh meat.

For the compliment on the T shirt.

For the corn and the blankets.

For years, we've had products such as...

For your whole life,

For, like, about an hour.